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你找我幹嘛

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沒事的話，我回去

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張小桃

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請妳跟我結婚

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張小桃我喜歡妳

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請妳當我的女朋友

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不對

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請妳跟我結婚

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你有病，你以為

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然後跟我一起去看五月天的演唱會

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好啊

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我會認真讀書

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考上大學成為科技新貴

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我們要生三個小孩

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老大叫做李小龍

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老二叫做李欣潔

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老三叫做李白

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謝啦，快走　　小桃

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這個字怎麼唸

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滾

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李小龍你自己去生，再也不見

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小桃等一下

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我自己怎麼生

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傻瓜，有什麼好哭的

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大姊

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姊姊們

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會像這五片花瓣一樣

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永遠保護中間的狂龍

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所以

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以後都不可以再哭了，知道嗎

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打勾勾

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龍龍你放心

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我們以後不會讓任何女生去欺負你

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好，我馬上去把小桃追回來

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還追

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剛剛那樣還不夠慘

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你這輩子都別想交女朋友

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"Kylie"

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龍龍，準備吃飯飯囉

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我不吃了啦

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（吃）

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"Kendall"

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"Khloe"

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龍龍，往操場去了

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蹲低一點

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再蹲低一點

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"Kim"

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"Kourtney"

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"Seven years later"

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李狂龍

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你在哪

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這裡

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哪裡

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你真的看不見我

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看不見，不要鬧，出來

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你當然看不見

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這件是我最新發明的，隱形衣

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隱形衣

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我真的看不到你

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終於知道我的厲害了吧

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好厲害，你這個白痴終於成功了

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我等這天，等了整整16年

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身為一個專業的隱形人

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就只能去一個地方

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什麼地方

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當然是女子

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你等16年就為了來女子更衣室

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我哪知道女子更衣室長這樣啊

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白痴死了，快走

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糗

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這什麼東西啊

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男生怎麼都這麼白痴啊

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我等一下一定要報告教導主任

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害我現在覺得好像有人在偷看

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可能不是人在偷看

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妳在說什麼　　什麼啦

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我跟妳說，這間更衣室以前鬧過鬼

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騙人　　不會吧

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我沒騙妳

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學姊說，她曾經在置物櫃底下

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看見有血，啵啵啵啵地冒出來

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妳很煩

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大家不要怕

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你這個變態

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我知道妳們一定會那樣想

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但是事實上是

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妳要帶我去哪裡

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去變態該去的地方

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去哪都行，就是不要去

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李狂龍　　二姊

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你鼻血怎麼回事

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你這個白痴

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為什麼把自己搞成這樣

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居然被二姊知道

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這下完蛋

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起立

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來，同學先坐下

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老師今天要跟大家介紹剛轉來的新同學

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跟大家自我介紹一下

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大家好，我叫徐心夢

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我是從東實高中轉來的

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希望可以和大家做好朋友

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你們叫我小夢就可以了

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來，小夢，李狂龍旁邊有一個空位

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妳去坐他旁邊

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好，我們還有一位新同學

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同學你叫什麼名字

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大家好，我叫做徐焦男

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死定了

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偷看女子更衣室

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我家已經是女子天體營

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一間更衣室有什麼好看的

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還有那個三八

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轉學第一天就帶我到主任辦公室

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要是二姊告訴大姊，我今晚就死定

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那個三八倒是長得蠻可愛的

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叫什麼名字，我忘了

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小夢

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不過現在不是談兒女私情的時候

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我要活下去

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乾脆遠走高飛算了

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乾脆把存款領出來，出國避風頭算了

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這個紅燈怎麼那麼久

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別傻了，我哪有什麼存款

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從小哪個紅包不是姊姊幫我保管

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不行，我要振作

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今天就要叫她們永遠不要管我

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大不了賠上一根肋骨，一條手

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我要發了，不對

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我要拼了

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奇怪，怎麼那麼快就到家

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想想還是算了

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剛剛是我太衝動

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李狂龍你又要魯下去

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今天就要和她們攤牌

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Right now!

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橫豎就是一死

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死就死啦

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好重一股怨氣

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血

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二姊，妳怎麼了

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四姊，妳醒醒

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妳怎麼了，姊

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妳怎麼了，起來

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妳怎麼了

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血

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"Blood Day"

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五姊

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三姊

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龍龍，對不起

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大姊她說

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回來啦

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還不去煮紅豆湯

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狂龍，你快點

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好

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大姊的紅豆湯

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二姊的感冒藥

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三姊的薑打奶

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五姊的熱可可

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還有

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四姊的大補帖

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開動

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大姨媽跟感冒一樣，說來就來

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真不要臉

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還好龍龍泡的薑打奶，比止痛藥還有效

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對啊，龍龍最棒

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要是他不會偷看女生換衣服就好了

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狂龍他偷看了什麼

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沒有

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妳說，狂龍他偷看什麼

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我跟你說過多少次

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這女人是全世界最複雜的生物

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你這個笨蛋是駕馭不了的

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姊姊們辛辛苦苦餵你吃飯

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辛辛苦苦監視你

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辛辛苦苦當你的教導主任

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辛辛苦苦把你吊起來打

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這全都是因為愛你

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不讓你受到女人傷害

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被妳們傷害還不夠

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讓他說完

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從小照三餐被妳們虐待

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女人這種東西，我根本不放在眼裡

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那你敢喜歡她們嗎

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喜歡

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你不要忘了當年

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你喜歡人家，你下場有多慘

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要是又發生這種事，我不會再管你

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妳說的喔，喜歡有什麼了不起

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我就去交一個女朋友

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讓妳永遠不要管我

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你說交就交

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我要看看她符不符合資格

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資格

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對

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想要進李家的門

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得要擁有我

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的溫柔

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還有老二的優雅

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老五的勤奮

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還有老四的細心

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跟老三的

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老三的

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髮質

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得要符合這些條件

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我才承認她是你的

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女朋友

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實在太困難

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我就去交一個高難度，給妳們看看

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剛出爐的小鮮肉要買要快

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禮藏16年的處男半買半送

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同學趕快來看喔

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女生喔，限定女生

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同學

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要不要看電影

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神經病

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禮藏16年的處男半買半送

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你在幹嘛

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走開啦

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不是啊，你先聽我說

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我都調查過了

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昨天那個女的

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是從東實高中轉學來的徐心夢

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我早就知道了

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你不知道還很多

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你看

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這個小夢周遊列校

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是出了名的熱心魔人

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聽說什麼雞毛魚蛋的忙，她都幫

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而且幫到你哭著求她住手為止

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還有什麼事需要幫忙嗎

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不用了

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這樣很好，一點都不用幫忙

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你們真的會相親相愛嗎

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會

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拜託妳不要再問了

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我們已經愛的亂七八糟了

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真的那麼厲害

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你自己看看

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我幫你撿回來了

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你很色

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來追我啊，你這個色狼

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色狼來追我

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00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:24,880
來追我啊，色

247
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,800
不要怕，妳快跑

248
00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:34,000
不爽　　不爽

249
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:34,800
幹嘛一直學我講話

250
00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:36,400
我哪有學你講話，你才學我講話

251
00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,080
我才沒學你講話

252
00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:44,080
你們今天死定了你們

253
00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:45,960
我的球棒拿來，都不要給我跑

254
00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:48,240
球棒拿來，快點

255
00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:53,120
算你們走運

256
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:55,080
要是我有帶到球棒的話，今天

257
00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:06,640
謝謝

258
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:18,680
沒騙你吧

259
00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:22,520
要是她變成我女朋友的話

260
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:24,360
來幾個姊姊都不用怕

261
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:27,240
可是她現在當你是變態

262
00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:29,280
怎麼變成你女朋友

263
00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:33,040
可以啦，下節課要去動物園寫生

264
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,520
你隨便跟她說我幾句好話

265
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:36,400
然後搞一隻熊過來

266
00:17:36,840 --> 00:17:38,000
熊

267
00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:18,080
沒救了

268
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:19,960
什麼沒救了

269
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,000
妳看他那個樣子

270
00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:23,280
看起來

271
00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:24,600
像正常人嗎

272
00:18:28,760 --> 00:18:29,680
不像

273
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,360
我也覺得不像

274
00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:32,920
再這樣下去

275
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,440
他總有一天會被他那五個姊姊

276
00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:35,680
逼成白痴的

277
00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:37,360
五個姊姊
5 sisters?

278
00:18:38,760 --> 00:18:42,160
其實李狂龍從小就沒有爸媽

279
00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:44,360
全靠那五個姊姊把他帶大

280
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:45,680
所以他那五個姊姊

281
00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:47,960
就像他五個媽媽一樣

282
00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:50,200
有五個媽媽不是蠻好的嗎

283
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,920
可是妳媽不會摘除妳的器官

284
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,240
摘除器官

285
00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:57,520
這小子終於派上用場

286
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,760
如果這一支是他姊姊們的話

287
00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:07,920
那這一支備用的，就是李狂龍

288
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,640
不懂

289
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,000
先說他大姊好了

290
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:14,200
他大姊從小腎臟就不好

291
00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:15,480
一顆已經報廢了

292
00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:17,520
另外一顆又準備割除

293
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:20,560
李狂龍兩顆腎都是新的

294
00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:23,880
還有他二姊

295
00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:26,400
胸部太大，壓壞了肺

296
00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:29,520
可是李狂龍的肺偏偏有三顆

297
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:30,560
該不會　　更不要說那個

298
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:31,800
近視1000度的三姊

299
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,280
還有遠視1000度的五姊

300
00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:35,840
有多期待他的角膜了

301
00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:41,360
那他的四姊想要他的什麼

302
00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:42,840
四姊

303
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:46,880
想當男人

304
00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:49,680
天啊

305
00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:53,000
李狂龍就像他五個姊姊的備用品一樣

306
00:19:53,080 --> 00:19:56,560
她們想在狂龍成年之前，把他逼成白痴

307
00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:59,520
然後平分他的內臟

308
00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:02,320
我的好話可以說這麼久

309
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:05,400
合理

310
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:10,560
這實在是太變態，太殘忍了

311
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,640
所以我說　　我去找他姊姊說清楚

312
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:13,480
不是

313
00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,920
跟那群瘋子，哪說得清楚啊

314
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,480
想感動她們只能靠戀愛

315
00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:19,760
戀愛

316
00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:22,600
姊姊們也是有少女心的

317
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,480
她們答應，只要狂龍交到女朋友

318
00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:25,880
就成全這對小情侶

319
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,520
從此放過狂龍

320
00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:28,720
戀愛這麼厲害

321
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:29,960
很厲害

322
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:31,920
妳一定要親自試試看

323
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,720
你要我當他女朋友

324
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,720
就算是為了狂龍的器官

325
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:40,640
幫他一次

326
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:47,080
不行啦，戀愛我沒經驗

327
00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:50,280
去和他聊一下就有經驗了啦

328
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:57,000
我看，還是想別的辦法吧

329
00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:58,680
人呢

330
00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:27,680
接下來就全靠你了

331
00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:32,320
救命啊

332
00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:34,640
熊跑出來，好慘

333
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:39,200
熊跑出來了啦

334
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:41,880
熊跑出來，趕快逃

335
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:45,920
趕快逃，熊跑出來了

336
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:10,840
終於進行到英雄救美

337
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:13,480
不要怕，跟我來

338
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:14,560
那隻熊

339
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:16,320
同學，同學，不要怕，躲在我後面

340
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:17,360
全部躲到我後面

341
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:18,280
同學

342
00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:20,000
同學，帥哥李狂龍來救你們了

343
00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:21,040
同學們不用緊張

344
00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:21,880
同學們不用緊張

345
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:23,800
全部躲在我的後

346
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:39,960
真的被逼成白痴了

347
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:51,120
救命啊，熊跑出來了

348
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:53,880
好恐怖，好慘啊

349
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:57,200
好恐怖，好慘

350
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:00,760
熊跑出來了啦

351
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:04,040
好恐怖，好慘啊

352
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,000
小心　　狂龍

353
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:29,240
你還好嗎

354
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:54,760
小夢

355
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:56,120
你醒了啊

356
00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:58,000
先不要起來

357
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:11,760
妳一直在這裡陪我

358
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:14,240
保健室阿姨說，你撞到頭了

359
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:16,920
現在亂動的話，可能會變白痴

360
00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:21,200
可惜沒有傷到肺臟或腎臟

361
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,600
不然你姊姊們或許就會放棄了

362
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:25,760
雲逸他都告訴我了

363
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:30,120
他…到底…到底跟妳說什麼

364
00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,760
要是你沒有交到女朋友的話

365
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:35,000
器官就會被姊姊們摘除

366
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:37,720
這些他都告訴我了

367
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:38,840
什麼官

368
00:24:38,920 --> 00:24:39,600
龍龍

369
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:41,280
龍龍　　五姊

370
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:43,360
我聽說你被熊貓追殺

371
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:44,240
被河馬暗算

372
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:45,560
還被大象踩過去

373
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:46,800
你有沒有怎麼樣

374
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:48,680
手呢，腳呢

375
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:49,760
小胎記呢

376
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:50,800
幹嘛

377
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:53,880
李狂龍

378
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:56,200
妳怎麼還來

379
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:57,200
聽說你被猩猩強姦

380
00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:58,800
被獅子圍毆，還被鱷魚分屍

381
00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:00,680
手呢，腳呢

382
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,080
小胎記呢

383
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:03,640
不見了

384
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:04,920
哪有不見

385
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:06,280
一定是中了蛇毒

386
00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:07,560
妳按好他

387
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,480
我用內力把它逼出來　　好

388
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:16,920
"Keep Quiet in the Hallway"

389
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,040
你不要亂動

390
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:38,560
等一下

391
00:25:38,840 --> 00:25:39,880
妳誰啊

392
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,000
妳們放開他

393
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:42,960
現在是黃金救援時間，再等就不見了

394
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:43,720
妳按好他

395
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:44,720
不准碰他

396
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:45,560
妳到底是

397
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:46,800
我是狂龍的

398
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:48,520
女朋友

399
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:03,440
龍龍，你真的交女朋友了嗎

400
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:16,240
她真的是你女朋友嗎

401
00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:20,920
妳要輸了

402
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,880
快點　　去死

403
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:25,960
狂龍你是不是有交女朋友

404
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,440
贏了

405
00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:36,200
K.O.

406
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:48,480
聽說你交女朋友了

407
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:55,760
聽說你交女朋友了

408
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:23,880
這個光棍了16年的笨蛋

409
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:25,720
怎麼可能一天之內就交到女朋友

410
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:26,520
廢話少說

411
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:27,440
大姊說我只要交到女朋友

412
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:28,360
就不管我

413
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:31,200
大姊說過，要看她符不符合資格

414
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:34,400
還要確認，你們的感情到底是不是真的

415
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:36,200
我們兩個一見鍾情，天雷地火

416
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,360
當然是真的啊

417
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:39,360
快點放我下來

418
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:43,640
妳們好好看著他

419
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:45,680
要是他說謊

420
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,360
我讓他坐輪椅上學

421
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:58,480
坐輪椅

422
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:06,120
小夢

423
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,240
早安　　早

424
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:12,280
這麼早吃冰棒

425
00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:13,440
是啊

426
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:26,880
坐輪椅上學

427
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:39,880
小夢，妳現在應該是我女朋友吧

428
00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:41,040
是啊

429
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:43,400
所以我們現在應該在交往吧

430
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:44,680
對啊

431
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:48,680
妳真的知道什麼叫戀愛嗎

432
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:51,400
不是啦

433
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:55,480
我是說，我們是不是應該要牽牽牽牽

434
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:56,840
還要簽字

435
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:59,520
你放心啦，我一定會保護你的

436
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:02,400
那能不能抱抱抱抱

437
00:29:02,480 --> 00:29:03,920
不用覺得抱歉

438
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,520
有這樣的五個姊姊，不是你的錯

439
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:09,960
那至少要接接接接

440
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:11,280
接下來是早自習吧

441
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:13,160
我們再去買一根冰棒吃

442
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:14,240
還吃

443
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:21,120
那個白痴，還是老樣子

444
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:23,760
得在他心碎之前讓他清醒才行

445
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:25,880
先給小夢一個下馬威

446
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:38,440
白痴

447
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:41,080
你在幹嘛

448
00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:42,720
我在插

449
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:44,040
箭

450
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:48,640
他都已經變白痴了

451
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:49,880
妳們還想怎麼樣

452
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:51,880
妳們就這麼想要他的器官嗎

453
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:52,920
器官

454
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,440
什麼器官啊

455
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:55,440
是又怎麼樣

456
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:56,600
快把狂龍還給我們

457
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:57,400
我不要

458
00:29:57,480 --> 00:29:58,960
我絕對會保護狂龍的

459
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:18,160
古有關雲長全神貫注，下象棋刮骨療毒

460
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:20,960
今日有我李狂龍聚精會神

461
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:24,080
吃冰棒，拔箭

462
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:29,040
好痛，算了

463
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:30,920
不拔出來會感染的，你忍一忍

464
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,640
不行，拜託不要

465
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:47,880
現在開始討論校慶晚會的主題

466
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:52,000
你還好嗎

467
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:52,680
沒事啦

468
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:54,640
這種箭，雲逸每天都要插一支

469
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:56,000
要不要去保健室

470
00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:56,960
不用

471
00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:58,160
看吧　　小夢

472
00:30:58,240 --> 00:30:59,600
只是玩具箭而已

473
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:02,640
小夢，這個周末有沒有空

474
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:05,160
你也太生龍活虎了吧，大嫂你都約

475
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:07,360
你不要怪我，我也是被逼的

476
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:10,480
小夢，今天晚上有沒有空

477
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:11,240
你是

478
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:12,200
我是

479
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,400
我派出親衛隊裡所有的精銳

480
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:29,760
酸甜苦辣，各色天菜都梭哈了

481
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:32,800
就不信，沒有一個讓妳心動

482
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:35,440
小夢，小夢，跟我走

483
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:37,240
小夢

484
00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:40,760
大嫂要跟人跑了啦

485
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:45,440
李香玲沒穿衣服

486
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:48,960
在哪裡

487
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:50,640
跟我走

488
00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:58,840
這群白痴

489
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:03,640
妳那群親衛隊，一點用都沒有

490
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:06,640
還是得靠我的忘情水才行

491
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:07,640
忘情水

492
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:08,560
沒有錯

493
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:09,440
忘情水

494
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:11,520
是用地瓜油，老鼠藥

495
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:13,720
過期的咖哩飯和西瓜

496
00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:17,880
在核廢料裡泡上七七四十九天精製而成

497
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:20,000
服用之後就算不忘情

498
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:23,400
也變成神經病

499
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:27,200
可是味道這麼臭，要怎麼騙她喝下去

500
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:32,600
誰說，要用喝的啊

501
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:38,560
他煩不煩

502
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:42,440
誰

503
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:03,520
同一招對我沒用

504
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:09,840
小心

505
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:33,760
四姊，妳來真的

506
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:35,040
閉嘴，還有高手

507
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:40,240
同學不要炸學校

508
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:42,240
不要炸到老師

509
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:45,920
也不要炸班上前三名的同學

510
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:15,280
誰都不許傷害我的小夢

511
00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:20,920
應該沒事了

512
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:24,520
對不起，我每個姊姊都有病

513
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,440
不會啊，我覺得好好玩

514
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:28,080
這樣也好玩

515
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:40,200
其實我和你一樣

516
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,200
從小就沒有爸媽

517
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:47,360
爸媽死後，是叔叔把我養大的

518
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:50,880
但我得跟著叔叔的工作到處轉學

519
00:34:54,720 --> 00:34:56,000
妳轉學過幾次

520
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:57,680
13次
13

521
00:34:58,480 --> 00:34:59,960
一年之內

522
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,680
在學校的時間這麼短

523
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:05,880
是交不到朋友的

524
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:08,600
或者是我太急著交朋友了

525
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:11,200
老是變成同學們取笑的對象

526
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:12,560
小夢

527
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:15,120
所以我好久沒有玩得這麼開心了

528
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:16,520
其實我　　所以我完全

529
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:18,560
能夠理解你被欺負的心情

530
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:21,800
我一定不會讓姊姊們奪走你的器官的

531
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:33,320
有個“我”

532
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:35,440
你抽中“我”，太好了

533
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:36,880
我還差“我”

534
00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:38,280
“我”可以幹嘛

535
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:49,240
又是“冰”

536
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:50,680
“冰”又可以幹嘛

537
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:51,680
秘密

538
00:35:53,880 --> 00:35:55,120
那我把“我”丟掉

539
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:57,240
不行啦，給我“我”啦

540
00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:58,080
不要

541
00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:01,120
李狂龍，給我“我”啦，給我啦

542
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:02,480
不要　　給我“我”啦

543
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:03,920
好，給妳

544
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:06,520
快點給我啦

545
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:10,320
我們失敗了

546
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:13,760
嚇跑一個小女孩，哪那麼麻煩

547
00:36:14,720 --> 00:36:16,080
我早就搞定

548
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:18,320
第三次世界大戰是筆戰

549
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:22,640
控制網路就可以控制整個世界

550
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:24,960
宇宙最狂的逃學生是周星馳

551
00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:26,880
世界最狂的小學生是名偵探柯南

552
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:29,000
屎上最狂的轉學生是本校的徐心夢

553
00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:30,040
轉學隔天就逃學

554
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:31,280
簡直比逃學威龍還屌

555
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:32,440
下面是她的逃學過程

556
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:34,080
我又跳進來啦，我又跳出去啦

557
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:35,680
然後她又拿出球棒和X

558
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:37,320
是的，你沒看錯，是西瓜X

559
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:38,760
妳不帶西瓜，帶一把西瓜X

560
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:40,000
是不是想嚇死人

561
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:43,600
屎上最狂轉學生徐心夢，948794狂

562
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:48,000
可是這樣會不會太過份

563
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:50,080
拜託，要是驚動大姊

564
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:51,480
那才叫過份

565
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:57,000
現在只需要讓它散布到全世界

566
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:03,600
怎麼會這樣

567
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:05,720
妳們在搞什麼鬼

568
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:08,720
誰都不許傷害我的小夢

569
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:13,160
我們失敗了

570
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:18,720
連老三都搞不定

571
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:22,880
這個丫頭一定是個高手

572
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:29,480
是時候辦一場教導主任盃了

573
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:21,560
想和狂龍交往，得先過姊姊們這關

574
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:23,080
如果等一下比賽妳贏了

575
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:25,280
妳才有資格當狂龍的女朋友

576
00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:27,520
是不是只要我贏了

577
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:29,440
妳們就會放過狂龍的器官

578
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:31,000
又是器官

579
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:31,960
她在講什麼

580
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:33,960
沒問題，我們接受挑戰

581
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,760
我二姊最陰險，妳不用跟她講廢話

582
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:40,520
她每次想威脅我

583
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:42,600
都搞什麼教導主任盃讓自己贏

584
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:44,440
妳看她身上那些獎牌

585
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:45,800
連這一屆的都印好

586
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:47,080
妳看她要不要臉

587
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:48,640
那怎麼辦

588
00:38:48,720 --> 00:38:50,600
不用擔心，裁判自己人

589
00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:57,720
第五屆教導主任盃正式開始

590
00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:01,200
請雙方參賽者到司令台前來

591
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:06,920
比賽開始

592
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,120
我們現在比什麼

593
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:18,200
教導主任獲勝

594
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:19,960
第五屆教導主任盃得主

595
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:21,640
等一下　　為什麼

596
00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:22,960
我們比的是互瞪

597
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:24,560
先眨眼睛的就算輸

598
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:27,200
互瞪，雲逸你到底幫誰

599
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:31,080
不是，我的頭已經插不下了

600
00:39:32,320 --> 00:39:33,200
不算

601
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:34,160
我要抗議

602
00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:37,160
這麼沒風度

603
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:39,760
不然，第一回合我們打平

604
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:42,440
第二回合，我和老四老五一起上

605
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:45,040
"Tie"

606
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:52,960
誰都不許傷害我的小夢

607
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:55,760
終於來到大家最期待的第二回合

608
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:58,280
讓我們歡迎教導主任隊

609
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:13,840
接著是小夢隊進場

610
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:32,240
兩隊都換上泳衣了，當然是比游泳

611
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:34,040
先抵達終點就算贏

612
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:36,640
先說清楚終點在哪

613
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:39,960
游泳池就這麼大，終點當然在對面

614
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,240
對面，是這邊嗎

615
00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:52,200
對

616
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:55,120
是這一條嗎

617
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:56,640
對

618
00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:00,440
那是這一條，還是這一條

619
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:02,040
你煩不煩

620
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:04,520
大家應該都已經很煩了

621
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:06,880
我們馬上請四位選手就位

622
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:15,560
預備

623
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:25,800
小夢加油

624
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:35,960
我們贏了，快吹哨

625
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:53,520
第二回合比的是撈金魚

626
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:55,840
什麼撈金魚

627
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:57,360
不是說抵達終點嗎

628
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:00,400
撈起金魚然後抵達終點

629
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:06,600
教導主任有五隻金魚

630
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:08,960
李香玲有兩隻金魚

631
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:11,320
李金玲有三隻金魚

632
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:14,200
小夢一隻金魚，都沒有

633
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:17,640
教導主任獲勝，比賽結束

634
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:22,160
"Win; Lose"

635
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:25,800
什麼鬼啊

636
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:28,200
狂龍，對不起

637
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:31,520
太黑暗了，不比行不行

638
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:54,920
這麼好玩的事不揪我

639
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:02,840
大姊

640
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:06,120
妳就是小夢

641
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:07,960
我叫徐心夢

642
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:11,720
我是狂龍的大姊

643
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:14,120
再跟我比一場，怎麼樣

644
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:16,040
我們已經贏了

645
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:19,640
不要被人家說，我們人多欺負人少

646
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:23,320
我們光明正大比一場

647
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:25,880
妳贏了，就可以跟狂龍交往

648
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:28,000
這次比什麼

649
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:32,920
比鉛球，這次不來陰的

650
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:35,440
誰丟得遠，就算贏

651
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:37,120
沒問題

652
00:43:52,120 --> 00:43:54,120
真的要讓小夢和你大姊比

653
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,520
廢話，只差最後一步就自由

654
00:43:57,480 --> 00:43:59,800
要是小夢受傷怎麼辦

655
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:02,800
丟個鉛球而已，受什麼傷

656
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:11,800
你看到沒有，想嚇死人啊

657
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:14,440
她們是丟球又不是被球丟

658
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:17,240
可是要丟的那個，是你女朋友

659
00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:19,080
女朋友有什麼了不起

660
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:20,880
等我自由，再找不就好

661
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:24,720
你這衣冠禽獸，我不管你

662
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:33,280
又不會怎樣

663
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:38,240
小夢，妳要喝飲料嗎

664
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:41,760
還是妳要吃冰棒

665
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:43,880
我一定不會讓你失望的

666
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:55,960
先攻的是小夢，請就位

667
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:04,920
小夢加油

668
00:45:20,720 --> 00:45:21,920
十五米
15 meters

669
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:24,360
十五米
15 meters!

670
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:30,800
小夢好棒

671
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:35,600
小夢好棒

672
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:37,120
加油

673
00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:38,520
小夢加油

674
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:48,400
後攻的是大姊，大姊請就位

675
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:50,720
大姊加油

676
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:10,400
等一下，放開那顆鉛球

677
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:12,480
小夢妳不要鬧了啦

678
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:13,640
她想幹嘛

679
00:46:13,720 --> 00:46:14,800
對啊

680
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:16,560
小夢在幹嘛

681
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:17,400
你走開

682
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:19,680
小夢，留得青山

683
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:21,920
把鉛球給我

684
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:26,280
李狂龍怎麼會喜歡妳這種人

685
00:46:29,720 --> 00:46:31,280
小夢妳找死

686
00:46:33,680 --> 00:46:34,840
對不起

687
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:24,400
小夢

688
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:32,120
妳有沒有撞到哪裡

689
00:47:33,720 --> 00:47:35,560
妳流血了，我帶妳去保健室

690
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:37,320
大姊，妳沒事吧

691
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:38,360
大姊

692
00:47:39,760 --> 00:47:40,920
鉛球怎麼會爆炸

693
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,600
這跟上次攻擊我

694
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:43,680
還有把家裡搞到停電的

695
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:45,040
一定是同一個人

696
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:51,760
鉛球丟到爆炸，是不允許的

697
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:54,080
第五屆教導主任盃

698
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:56,360
最後一回合獲勝的是

699
00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:57,640
李狂龍

700
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:03,760
你自由了

701
00:48:10,360 --> 00:48:11,640
好好對人家

702
00:48:11,720 --> 00:48:12,720
大姊

703
00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:17,480
就這樣放過他

704
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:22,080
走吧，今天晚餐我們得自己煮

705
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:23,480
我不用煮晚餐

706
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:26,240
你還是要回來煮宵夜，聽到沒有

707
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:29,800
我不用煮晚餐

708
00:48:29,880 --> 00:48:30,840
我不用煮晚餐

709
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:33,320
天啊，謝謝天，謝謝天

710
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:35,640
我不用煮晚餐了

711
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:38,320
都你害的

712
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:41,080
你再幫她們

713
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:47,440
自由了，自由了，我自由了

714
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:50,560
終於擺脫五個姊姊啦

715
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:54,640
小夢，這樣我們就不用再假裝是男女

716
00:48:54,720 --> 00:48:56,880
太好了，那我們明天去慶祝吧

717
00:48:58,080 --> 00:48:59,320
慶祝

718
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:04,320
就是約會

719
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:05,640
狂龍

720
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:23,000
送給妳

721
00:49:23,240 --> 00:49:24,040
謝謝

722
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:26,240
我們要去哪

723
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:27,200
你有五個姊姊

724
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:28,840
我也有很多哥哥

725
00:49:28,920 --> 00:49:29,880
哥哥

726
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:33,760
我要把妳的哥哥們都吃掉

727
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:36,600
把我哥哥還給我，快

728
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:53,320
我每個月都會來探望這些伯伯

729
00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:54,960
或者是說故事給他們聽

730
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:57,480
他們對我就像親妹妹一樣

731
00:49:57,560 --> 00:49:58,920
約會都這樣玩

732
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:00,400
不然怎麼玩

733
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:17,120
（就這樣 莫名其妙地愛上你）

734
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:20,440
（你一個微笑 我陷入昏迷）

735
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:23,560
（翻來覆去找不到邏輯）

736
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:27,120
（心跳的聲音帶著我慢慢靠近）

737
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:30,440
（莫名其妙地愛上你）

738
00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:34,200
（就是那麼的不可理喻）

739
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:39,080
（就這樣我愛上你）

740
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:46,320
（突然變得憂鬱）

741
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:49,640
（莫名其妙嘆息）

742
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:52,880
（就連打個噴嚏）

743
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:55,920
（都想你）

744
00:50:57,200 --> 00:50:59,640
（最愛吃的東西）

745
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:03,240
（最愛看的電影）

746
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:09,040
（想要把它通通 帶給你）

747
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:13,840
（就這樣 莫名其妙地愛上你）

748
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:17,200
（你一個微笑 我陷入昏迷）

749
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:20,320
（翻來覆去找不到邏輯）

750
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:23,840
（心跳的聲音帶著我慢慢靠近）

751
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:27,200
（莫名其妙地愛上你）

752
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:30,880
（就是那麼的不可理喻）

753
00:51:31,720 --> 00:51:36,360
（就這樣我愛上你）

754
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:39,000
所以這到底要幹嘛

755
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:40,560
秘密

756
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:55,080
是“好”耶

757
00:51:58,960 --> 00:51:59,960
我抽到

758
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:03,840
我腳真的斷了，不行

759
00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:05,320
那我揹你

760
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:13,760
你有沒有怎麼樣

761
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:16,000
真的斷了嗎　　真的斷了啊

762
00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:17,680
真的斷了啊

763
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:19,680
那

764
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:21,480
我幫你包紮

765
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:36,480
妳的包紮技術簡直鬼斧神工

766
00:52:36,560 --> 00:52:38,200
小時候跟著媽媽當義工

767
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:40,280
看久自然就會了

768
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:51,240
妳媽她發生什麼事

769
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:55,200
我媽她是海外的自願義工

770
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:58,440
一直待在非洲，照顧戰火下的難民

771
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:04,080
那年，媽媽因為操勞過度，摔傷了頭

772
00:53:04,160 --> 00:53:05,880
需要大量的輸血

773
00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:09,400
但當地醫院的血庫本來就不足

774
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:12,800
所以她遲遲等不到相同血型的捐血

775
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:16,480
最後還是沒有撐過去

776
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:22,600
妳媽死在非洲

777
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:24,520
是啊

778
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:28,120
為了避免悲劇再度發生在其他人身上

779
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:30,680
所以我盡可能地幫助別人

780
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:33,560
這麼多年來

781
00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:36,720
還是沒有辦法跟上媽媽的腳步

782
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:39,000
才不會

783
00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:40,960
妳媽媽一定以妳為榮

784
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:42,640
我就以妳為榮

785
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:44,800
謝謝

786
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:48,920
那你媽媽呢

787
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:52,240
你媽媽她是怎麼走的

788
00:53:54,240 --> 00:53:56,000
我媽媽她

789
00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:59,160
其實

790
00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:02,280
其實

791
00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:07,560
好不容易才生好的

792
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:10,560
算了啦，就這樣吧

793
00:54:17,360 --> 00:54:18,600
妳會不會冷

794
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:20,320
不會

795
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:24,760
那妳會不會熱

796
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:26,520
不會

797
00:54:53,640 --> 00:54:58,040
那，既然你不會被摘走器官了

798
00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:04,120
是不是就不需要女朋友

799
00:55:05,720 --> 00:55:07,120
大概是吧

800
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:10,600
不是

801
00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:12,280
不是什麼

802
00:55:15,720 --> 00:55:17,440
我姊她們很狡猾的

803
00:55:17,520 --> 00:55:19,800
她們一定會偷偷觀察我

804
00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:22,240
是不是真的交女朋友

805
00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:27,000
那怎麼辦

806
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:37,360
可不可以再陪我一下下

807
00:55:38,720 --> 00:55:40,120
再一下下

808
00:56:31,880 --> 00:56:33,040
你醒啦

809
00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:35,320
幫你刷牙

810
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:36,840
哪有人這樣刷牙的

811
00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:38,640
妳完蛋

812
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:41,720
幫你刷牙

813
00:56:41,800 --> 00:56:42,440
妳臉上有東西

814
00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:43,680
妳臉上有東西　　哪裡

815
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:45,080
這個啦

816
00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:48,160
有鯊魚

817
00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:55,280
我腳扭到

818
00:56:55,360 --> 00:56:56,560
我腳又扭到　　你有沒有怎樣

819
00:56:56,640 --> 00:56:57,920
騙妳的啦

820
00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:00,200
李狂龍

821
00:57:01,240 --> 00:57:02,440
不要過來

822
00:57:03,160 --> 00:57:04,240
有流星

823
00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:06,120
白天哪來的流星

824
00:57:06,240 --> 00:57:07,320
有飛碟

825
00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:09,080
我才不會被騙

826
00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:11,040
反正飛碟也懶得理你

827
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:13,320
飛碟超愛我的，好不好

828
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:15,360
才不愛，你腳這麼臭

829
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:16,600
我腳哪會臭

830
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:18,800
你連打呼都臭

831
00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:20,200
妳

832
00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:33,480
妳今天很漂亮

833
00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:53,200
小夢

834
00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:57,600
其實

835
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:03,920
我本來

836
00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:09,840
我爸媽根本沒死

837
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:11,040
我姊也沒有要我器官

838
00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:12,880
這些都騙妳的

839
00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:21,000
我利用妳的同情心，利用妳的善良

840
00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:23,200
請妳不要跟著我

841
00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:32,720
我也是

842
00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:37,120
我也喜歡你

843
00:58:58,240 --> 00:58:59,920
不給糖就搗蛋

844
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:02,760
是這次校慶試膽大會的主題

845
00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:05,320
我們班負責的是主燈籠

846
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:06,120
恭喜李狂龍

847
00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:09,200
在睡夢中成為校慶晚會的召集人

848
00:59:12,360 --> 00:59:14,520
我們班哪有那麼多人

849
00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:15,720
有沒有人要幫他

850
00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:17,720
我，我幫他　　等一下

851
00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:21,800
那就交給你們兩個

852
00:59:25,560 --> 00:59:26,960
召集人是什麼鬼

853
00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:28,680
妳幹嘛答應這麼麻煩的事

854
00:59:28,760 --> 00:59:30,000
你不要著急啦

855
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:31,840
我們一起佈置，一定很好玩的

856
00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:33,720
會嗎　　龍龍

857
00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:35,120
龍龍

858
00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:37,080
吃午餐

859
00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:39,960
妳怎麼還來，不是說好不管我

860
00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:42,320
不是啦，我不小心多煮了

861
00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:44,120
想說分你一起吃

862
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:47,360
拜託妳下次小心一點

863
00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:49,480
我不餓，我要吃冰棒

864
00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:50,600
走吧

865
00:59:56,120 --> 00:59:56,880
我也不餓

866
00:59:56,960 --> 00:59:59,160
你去陪她吃飯，我想去看場地

867
00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:00,600
好啊，一起去

868
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:02,200
我自己去就好了

869
01:00:02,280 --> 01:00:03,680
你快去吃飯

870
01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:07,480
好啦

871
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:12,360
姊，我不小心又餓了

872
01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:14,520
我告訴你

873
01:00:14,600 --> 01:00:17,160
我不小心煎了你最愛吃的牛排

874
01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:25,520
喂

875
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:28,920
叔叔

876
01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:35,080
趁熱吃吧

877
01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:40,240
妳也太不小心了吧

878
01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:43,200
不小心的是這一盒

879
01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:12,120
姊，五姊

880
01:01:12,520 --> 01:01:14,120
妳不要嚇我，五姊

881
01:01:14,200 --> 01:01:15,680
起來啊，拜託妳，五姊

882
01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:17,080
起來啊，五姊

883
01:01:18,000 --> 01:01:19,080
妳不要嚇我

884
01:01:20,400 --> 01:01:22,600
沒有呼吸，要趕快人工呼吸

885
01:01:22,680 --> 01:01:25,800
人工呼吸我可以，我會

886
01:01:25,880 --> 01:01:26,800
給我閉嘴啦

887
01:01:32,680 --> 01:01:33,640
五姊

888
01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:43,080
姊

889
01:01:44,840 --> 01:01:48,760
龍龍，對不起你的午餐

890
01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:53,600
沒有妳我什麼都不要

891
01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:54,960
五妹

892
01:01:58,400 --> 01:01:59,280
姊

893
01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:03,960
是龍龍救了我

894
01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:11,960
終於長大了

895
01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:15,560
等爸媽回來

896
01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:18,240
我一定要跟他們說

897
01:02:20,840 --> 01:02:22,200
爸媽

898
01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:38,320
姊，等我一下

899
01:02:47,640 --> 01:02:50,520
集滿“我愛好冰友”這幾個字

900
01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:54,240
就有機會和你的好朋友一同前往非洲

901
01:03:19,880 --> 01:03:20,920
小夢

902
01:04:19,400 --> 01:04:20,520
謝謝

903
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:29,960
小夢

904
01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:36,560
小夢加油

905
01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:52,120
（愛）

906
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:37,320
這房子也太遜了吧

907
01:06:42,560 --> 01:06:45,520
狂龍，怎麼還不出來幫忙

908
01:06:45,720 --> 01:06:48,920
那個笨蛋，他也在漏水

909
01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:52,640
明天要校慶還擺一副衰臉

910
01:06:54,240 --> 01:06:56,360
李狂龍這個白痴

911
01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:05,800
李狂龍

912
01:07:17,080 --> 01:07:17,960
好燙

913
01:07:19,880 --> 01:07:21,320
你還活著嘛

914
01:07:29,360 --> 01:07:33,040
爸爸，媽媽，都寄明信片回來了

915
01:07:33,240 --> 01:07:35,440
爸爸終於環遊世界六次

916
01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:37,720
現在準備環第七次

917
01:07:40,160 --> 01:07:43,280
媽媽的新男朋友是個外國人

918
01:07:43,880 --> 01:07:47,440
搞不好你就要有個黑人弟弟

919
01:07:57,280 --> 01:07:58,920
爸媽離婚以後

920
01:07:59,680 --> 01:08:02,360
就各自去過他們自己的人生了

921
01:08:04,520 --> 01:08:06,480
你們五個的生計

922
01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:09,640
一下子全落在我的頭上

923
01:08:12,760 --> 01:08:14,280
我很氣他們

924
01:08:15,360 --> 01:08:17,560
可是你們是無辜的

925
01:08:20,920 --> 01:08:23,400
我想要同時給你們父愛

926
01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:26,360
也給你們母愛

927
01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:30,560
可是那時候我也才剛復學

928
01:08:31,840 --> 01:08:34,160
我真的不知道怎麼面對孩子

929
01:09:04,600 --> 01:09:06,720
你記得我曾經說過

930
01:09:08,720 --> 01:09:12,520
姊姊們會像這五片花瓣一樣

931
01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:16,000
永遠保護中間的狂龍

932
01:09:16,080 --> 01:09:19,960
所以以後都不可以再哭了，知道嗎

933
01:09:27,880 --> 01:09:29,680
其實我錯了

934
01:09:31,840 --> 01:09:36,840
花瓣是沒有辦法保護花蕊的

935
01:09:36,920 --> 01:09:39,560
因為花蕊它終究是要飛的

936
01:09:41,640 --> 01:09:44,080
花蕊必須要脫離花瓣

937
01:09:44,160 --> 01:09:48,480
才能夠落地生根，獨自綻放

938
01:09:58,560 --> 01:10:03,160
傻瓜，不是說好不哭的嗎

939
01:10:33,360 --> 01:10:36,440
我們也可以看到，水已經來到了

940
01:10:36,520 --> 01:10:37,200
李狂龍

941
01:10:37,800 --> 01:10:43,200
87度，87度的雨有多少呢

942
01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:46,360
就是這麼多

943
01:10:47,440 --> 01:10:48,520
糟了

944
01:10:52,480 --> 01:10:54,280
狂龍長大了

945
01:10:55,600 --> 01:10:57,960
真的長大了

946
01:11:09,480 --> 01:11:10,800
狂龍

947
01:11:30,640 --> 01:11:31,720
這麼早啊

948
01:11:32,680 --> 01:11:33,640
是啊

949
01:11:34,720 --> 01:11:36,240
那要不要吃早餐

950
01:11:38,600 --> 01:11:40,840
不用了，我還有事

951
01:11:42,160 --> 01:11:43,720
什麼事啊

952
01:11:45,160 --> 01:11:46,600
回家

953
01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:48,880
那，再見

954
01:11:50,840 --> 01:11:51,840
再見

955
01:11:54,000 --> 01:11:55,160
那要不要吃冰棒

956
01:11:55,240 --> 01:11:57,240
不用了，我先回去了

957
01:11:58,120 --> 01:11:59,520
那非洲怎麼辦

958
01:12:01,680 --> 01:12:03,040
非洲

959
01:12:13,240 --> 01:12:14,600
妳不是想去非洲嗎

960
01:12:14,680 --> 01:12:15,400
還差一個“愛”

961
01:12:15,480 --> 01:12:17,040
再一個“愛”，我們就一起去

962
01:12:25,360 --> 01:12:27,160
誰跟你說我要去非洲

963
01:12:27,240 --> 01:12:29,000
非洲熱死了

964
01:12:30,600 --> 01:12:31,800
不然我們不要去非洲

965
01:12:31,880 --> 01:12:34,160
我們去蘆州，杭州也可以啊

966
01:12:37,880 --> 01:12:39,560
不要再說了

967
01:12:40,240 --> 01:12:42,240
就算我什麼都做不好

968
01:12:42,320 --> 01:12:45,120
我也不要你騙我，不要你的同情

969
01:13:04,720 --> 01:13:08,640
校慶晚會後，我又要轉學了

970
01:13:12,080 --> 01:13:14,960
和你在一起真的很開心

971
01:13:15,040 --> 01:13:18,360
謝謝你，願意和我做朋友

972
01:14:00,080 --> 01:14:02,240
留下來或者我跟妳轉

973
01:14:02,920 --> 01:14:03,520
你誰啊

974
01:14:03,600 --> 01:14:05,880
你傷害小夢，我傷害你

975
01:14:48,040 --> 01:14:50,200
小夢，妳有沒有看到狂龍

976
01:14:50,280 --> 01:14:52,040
我在這

977
01:14:53,400 --> 01:14:55,600
小夢，妳有沒有看到狂龍

978
01:14:56,760 --> 01:14:57,560
沒有

979
01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:00,600
你們怎麼啦

980
01:15:00,960 --> 01:15:02,480
沒有

981
01:15:03,080 --> 01:15:07,480
奇怪，今天一整天都找不到他

982
01:15:15,680 --> 01:15:17,560
李狂龍，到底搞什麼鬼

983
01:15:17,640 --> 01:15:19,320
一整天不接電話

984
01:15:19,680 --> 01:15:20,280
大姊

985
01:15:20,360 --> 01:15:21,040
玄玲

986
01:15:21,120 --> 01:15:24,240
手機定位在學校，他一定待在學校裡

987
01:15:24,320 --> 01:15:27,720
可是我廣播了一整天，他都沒有出現

988
01:15:43,080 --> 01:15:44,480
嗨不嗨

989
01:15:44,560 --> 01:15:46,080
嗨

990
01:15:46,640 --> 01:15:48,920
嗨不嗨

991
01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:50,240
嗨

992
01:15:50,800 --> 01:15:52,680
再放一個，好不好

993
01:15:52,760 --> 01:15:54,200
好

994
01:15:55,920 --> 01:15:58,360
放一個大的，好不好

995
01:15:58,440 --> 01:15:59,960
好

996
01:16:25,160 --> 01:16:25,800
狂龍

997
01:16:25,880 --> 01:16:28,320
李狂龍

998
01:16:34,920 --> 01:16:38,280
這個李狂龍，不但是史上最廢的姊寶

999
01:16:38,360 --> 01:16:40,760
還是個玩弄少女的人渣

1000
01:16:41,600 --> 01:16:43,040
今天晚上

1001
01:16:44,480 --> 01:16:47,920
就讓我們把這個又廢又渣的垃圾

1002
01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:50,800
射到火星去逆行

1003
01:16:54,360 --> 01:16:56,880
負責執行這個任務的人就是我

1004
01:16:56,960 --> 01:17:01,920
大家的好朋友，徐焦男

1005
01:17:03,640 --> 01:17:05,560
誰啊

1006
01:17:06,640 --> 01:17:09,640
你們不認識我嗎

1007
01:17:09,720 --> 01:17:11,240
不認識

1008
01:17:11,920 --> 01:17:13,600
我考了兩次全校第一

1009
01:17:13,840 --> 01:17:15,520
不認識

1010
01:17:17,160 --> 01:17:18,880
我們學校有這個人嗎

1011
01:17:19,680 --> 01:17:20,880
所以你到底是誰

1012
01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:29,400
大姊，在鉛球裡面放炸彈

1013
01:17:29,480 --> 01:17:31,880
還有炸傷五妹的，就是這傢伙

1014
01:17:32,720 --> 01:17:33,760
金玲

1015
01:17:40,520 --> 01:17:41,880
差點忘了這個臭女人

1016
01:17:41,960 --> 01:17:44,800
廢物姊寶，我把你射到火星去

1017
01:17:45,160 --> 01:17:47,920
你為什麼要這樣，你到底是誰啊

1018
01:17:50,280 --> 01:17:52,320
連妳也不認識我

1019
01:17:54,600 --> 01:17:55,560
不認識

1020
01:17:56,960 --> 01:17:59,440
我是跟妳一起轉學過來的虛焦

1021
01:17:59,520 --> 01:18:01,360
大家好，我叫徐心夢

1022
01:18:02,440 --> 01:18:05,440
一年前我為了追妳

1023
01:18:06,600 --> 01:18:09,760
跟妳一起轉了十三間學校

1024
01:18:16,120 --> 01:18:17,800
偷偷關注妳

1025
01:18:22,760 --> 01:18:24,400
默默地保護妳

1026
01:18:27,960 --> 01:18:31,160
妳談戀愛的時候，我祝福妳

1027
01:18:31,240 --> 01:18:34,280
妳被欺負的時候，我為妳出氣

1028
01:18:34,720 --> 01:18:37,160
然後妳不認識我

1029
01:18:37,240 --> 01:18:38,320
不認識

1030
01:18:40,760 --> 01:18:42,120
開什麼玩笑

1031
01:18:42,200 --> 01:18:44,880
我就讓你們永遠忘不了

1032
01:18:46,560 --> 01:18:47,520
你幹嘛

1033
01:18:49,280 --> 01:18:50,160
好燙

1034
01:18:50,240 --> 01:18:51,280
狂龍

1035
01:18:56,800 --> 01:18:59,800
那個火箭，恐怕不只是煙火而已

1036
01:18:59,880 --> 01:19:00,840
龍龍

1037
01:19:01,800 --> 01:19:02,760
你幹嘛，你瘋了

1038
01:19:02,840 --> 01:19:04,840
你幹嘛，你按什麼東西

1039
01:19:04,920 --> 01:19:07,680
放開啊，好燙

1040
01:19:08,400 --> 01:19:10,040
妳們抓好這個

1041
01:19:20,520 --> 01:19:21,960
給我抓緊

1042
01:19:22,040 --> 01:19:22,840
是

1043
01:19:23,160 --> 01:19:24,120
姊

1044
01:19:24,520 --> 01:19:26,320
你這個姊寶

1045
01:19:28,360 --> 01:19:30,040
神經病，放開我啦

1046
01:19:30,520 --> 01:19:31,800
姊妳也放開

1047
01:19:36,160 --> 01:19:37,280
用力拉

1048
01:19:37,360 --> 01:19:38,680
狂龍

1049
01:19:43,560 --> 01:19:45,320
李狂龍

1050
01:19:48,320 --> 01:19:50,480
大家快來幫忙，幫忙的人

1051
01:19:50,560 --> 01:19:52,720
我每天餵你吃便當

1052
01:19:52,800 --> 01:19:53,920
我來

1053
01:19:59,760 --> 01:20:00,760
快點放手

1054
01:20:00,840 --> 01:20:03,440
在這種地方爆炸的話，全校都會死

1055
01:20:04,120 --> 01:20:06,640
駭得進火箭的炸彈系統嗎

1056
01:20:07,520 --> 01:20:08,760
交給我

1057
01:20:10,320 --> 01:20:11,880
妳射得斷狂龍身上的繩子嗎

1058
01:20:11,960 --> 01:20:13,160
沒問題

1059
01:20:19,000 --> 01:20:20,320
你不要亂動，好不好

1060
01:20:26,800 --> 01:20:27,640
YES

1061
01:20:32,040 --> 01:20:33,720
妳把它變成定時炸彈

1062
01:20:33,800 --> 01:20:34,880
定時炸彈

1063
01:20:36,360 --> 01:20:38,240
放開我，快點放我下去

1064
01:20:54,160 --> 01:20:55,040
小夢

1065
01:20:55,680 --> 01:20:56,640
我的小夢

1066
01:20:56,720 --> 01:20:58,480
妳爬這麼高幹嘛

1067
01:20:58,560 --> 01:21:01,560
找你啊，我們還沒牽牽，還沒抱抱

1068
01:21:01,640 --> 01:21:03,760
還沒接接接接

1069
01:21:03,840 --> 01:21:05,920
下次啦，這裡坐不下

1070
01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:07,240
我不管

1071
01:21:07,320 --> 01:21:10,280
帶我去火星，不然就一起去非洲

1072
01:21:10,640 --> 01:21:11,840
非洲

1073
01:21:18,400 --> 01:21:19,880
不跟你們玩了

1074
01:21:20,680 --> 01:21:21,760
保護小夢

1075
01:21:22,920 --> 01:21:24,280
玄玲，搞定了沒

1076
01:21:24,360 --> 01:21:25,520
快了，快了

1077
01:21:29,000 --> 01:21:30,680
（失敗）

1078
01:21:34,680 --> 01:21:35,600
（失敗）

1079
01:21:35,840 --> 01:21:37,200
你們全家都瘋子

1080
01:21:40,040 --> 01:21:41,840
快把炸彈解除

1081
01:21:42,320 --> 01:21:43,280
可是

1082
01:21:48,560 --> 01:21:49,880
快點放手，這真的要爆炸

1083
01:21:49,960 --> 01:21:50,760
快點下去

1084
01:21:50,840 --> 01:21:51,960
一起下去

1085
01:21:55,880 --> 01:21:56,760
不要

1086
01:22:02,000 --> 01:22:03,400
李狂龍

1087
01:22:06,320 --> 01:22:07,400
小夢

1088
01:22:11,120 --> 01:22:12,360
我爸媽根本沒有死

1089
01:22:12,440 --> 01:22:13,360
我姊也沒有要我器官

1090
01:22:13,440 --> 01:22:15,040
這些都騙妳的

1091
01:22:15,640 --> 01:22:16,720
看流星的時候

1092
01:22:16,800 --> 01:22:18,880
我要妳陪我一下下，也是騙妳的

1093
01:22:18,960 --> 01:22:21,360
我其實想要妳永遠在我身邊

1094
01:22:24,960 --> 01:22:26,480
我喜歡妳

1095
01:22:27,920 --> 01:22:29,200
對妳而言

1096
01:22:29,520 --> 01:22:31,680
這或許是一場鬧劇

1097
01:22:32,240 --> 01:22:36,400
但是對我來說，這就是一場愛情

1098
01:22:36,480 --> 01:22:40,920
很荒唐，很後悔，很痛

1099
01:22:42,000 --> 01:22:44,120
可是也很開心

1100
01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:46,080
謝謝妳

1101
01:22:46,160 --> 01:22:47,960
讓我喜歡上妳

1102
01:22:48,920 --> 01:22:50,880
就算我註定要單身

1103
01:22:51,560 --> 01:22:53,480
也完全沒有關係

1104
01:22:56,920 --> 01:22:58,680
這一次是我的真心話

1105
01:23:01,960 --> 01:23:03,440
狂龍

1106
01:23:19,080 --> 01:23:22,120
妳今天真漂亮

1107
01:24:55,560 --> 01:24:58,400
對不起，這麼晚才來看你

1108
01:24:59,080 --> 01:25:02,360
校慶晚會後，一切都亂了

1109
01:25:02,800 --> 01:25:04,960
學校裡忙成一團

1110
01:25:08,800 --> 01:25:11,280
叔叔終於不再東奔西跑了

1111
01:25:11,360 --> 01:25:13,560
他答應我留在現在的地方

1112
01:25:13,640 --> 01:25:15,600
讓我念完大學

1113
01:25:17,480 --> 01:25:22,640
最近，交了很多好朋友，我一邊打工

1114
01:25:22,720 --> 01:25:26,120
一邊準備考試，一切都穩定了

1115
01:25:31,720 --> 01:25:35,160
就這樣吧

1116
01:25:40,200 --> 01:25:41,320
忘了和你介紹

1117
01:25:41,400 --> 01:25:43,240
這是我男朋友

1118
01:25:43,680 --> 01:25:44,440
媽

1119
01:25:44,600 --> 01:25:46,200
你不要亂叫啦

1120
01:25:47,240 --> 01:25:48,880
我們終於集滿兩張機票

1121
01:25:48,960 --> 01:25:51,120
很快就能去非洲

1122
01:25:51,200 --> 01:25:52,800
下次再來看妳，拜拜

1123
01:25:52,880 --> 01:25:54,120
媽，再見

1124
01:25:54,920 --> 01:25:57,800
什麼媽再見，你媽還沒死啦

1125
01:25:58,200 --> 01:25:59,960
非洲我們也要去

1126
01:26:00,400 --> 01:26:02,280
沒關係，沒關係，妳們去就好了

1127
01:26:02,360 --> 01:26:03,800
去啦，去啦，只差兩支“愛”

1128
01:26:03,880 --> 01:26:05,680
我們就能一起去了

1129
01:26:06,400 --> 01:26:08,160
給我把愛搶回來

1130
01:26:08,240 --> 01:26:10,040
搶回來

1131
01:26:12,800 --> 01:26:14,640
到底要不要放過我

1132
01:26:15,160 --> 01:26:17,880
說話不算話，再這樣下去

1133
01:26:17,960 --> 01:26:21,640
有五個姊姊的我就註定要單身了啊

1134
01:31:55,800 --> 01:31:57,560
你還好吧

1135
01:31:57,800 --> 01:31:59,240
你還好吧

1136
01:32:02,520 --> 01:32:05,760
如果你看到這裡，代表你很有堅持

1137
01:32:05,840 --> 01:32:09,240
那待會，記得把爆米花跟飲料帶出場

1138
01:32:09,320 --> 01:32:10,280
記得去廁所

1139
01:32:10,360 --> 01:32:11,320
啾咪