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查理，要哪一款

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給我五袋最好的狗糧

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這款，好

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讓我來，讓我來

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麻煩你了老闆，你人真好啊

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不用客氣，說好人都及不上你

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經常買那麼好的狗糧請流浪狗吃

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早晨查理

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早晨呀珠女，沒見一段時間又長大了

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早晨查理

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都一樣嗎？

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糯米雞凍奶茶，我待會再來拿

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早就準備好了

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行行行，多少錢？

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我，我，我給你錢

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不用了，不用了

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不好不好

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不用了，不用了

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今天我請吧我請

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不好不好

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拿走，拿走

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小狗，你沒有家嗎？

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不如跟我回家吧

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多多，多多

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多多，多多

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哥哥你見過我的小狗嗎？

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小狗呀，沒有啊

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你的小狗長成怎麼樣的？

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棕色，小小的一隻，牠叫多多

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嗚嗚

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嗚嗚

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嗚嗚

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你的小狗是不是這樣叫的，嗚嗚

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是啊

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那麼我有聽見過

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在那邊很遠的地方，去找牠吧

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好，謝謝哥哥

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查理哥，為甚麼用繃帶綁住牠的手腳

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那麼牠看起來就可憐一點

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人們看到牠愛心就多一點

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那麼捐錢時就自然慷慨點

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記得要一比九十九

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一份正貨狗糧

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混九十九份地溝泥

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好，我明白了

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那麼狗吃了就會拉稀屎

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然後那些狗主就要來買特效止瀉藥

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你怎麼不說大聲點？

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向動新聞報料，叫他來採訪我吧！

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如果要報料

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當然是報你假裝痙攣行騙慈善狗主吧

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那隻狗呢

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對不起！對不起！

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開玩笑而已

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查理哥，那有人能像你這樣厲害

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在這個狗狗之家

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裝痙攣騙取別人的同情心啊

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查理哥，我真的非常敬佩你的

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我下輩子就靠你了

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我以後跟定你了

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不要拋棄我啊

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努力吧

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時間差不多，有個愛心太太團快到了

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哦…  準備一下吧

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好，加油

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不好意思

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公共交通工具上不可以吸煙的

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荒謬

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這根是煙嗎

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會抽的一定抽這些電子煙

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先生，你一個人坐兩個人的位置啊

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你多管閒事

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我一個人付兩個人的費用

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當然坐兩個位置

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付兩份錢不代表可以坐兩個位置的

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你還是多管閒事啊，你是誰？

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你是梁蔥圈嗎，不喜歡就報警吧

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你幹甚麼？

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機器放這邊，拍好一點

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拍我的側臉，記緊上載到臉書騙取喜歡

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誰叫我長的這麼帥氣，你管我

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船上都是人證

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上岸報警捉你

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好啊

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不如大家告訴這個多管閒事的我是誰？

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村長

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你是識時務的話現在就蹲下

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雙手按著頭

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否則我丟你下海

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要你好像游渡海泳般游上岸

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叫你蹲就真的蹲，沒骨氣！

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生果達

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不要這麼骯髒吧

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知道，村長

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村長，麻煩把球踢過來

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怎麼了，哭得眼淚這麼大顆幹甚麼

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給他二十元，不准哭

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怎麼了，為甚麼盯著我，這麼大殺氣

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給他二十玩，讚我好球

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村長好球

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再給他二十元，叫我帥哥

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叫你帥哥至少要四十元吧

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你有種，有前途

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每人派四十元，一起叫，過來過來

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我又要

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一起叫

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村長帥哥！村長帥哥！村長帥哥

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大家看看，像一把拖把嗎？

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當初我見到牠都以為是一把拖把

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被一群老鼠圍著咬

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看清楚一點

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原來是一隻小狗

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當時我的良心不斷的呼喚我

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救牠吧，你不救牠，牠會死的

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所以我救了牠回來

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現在已經變成一隻很可愛的小狗，叫多多

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很漂亮啊

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好可愛啊

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看看牠現在多麼可愛

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可惜，這裡的經費不夠

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而我本人是天生殘廢

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否則，我可以盡自己的能力

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幫助更多的小動物

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讓每一隻流浪狗都可以有一個家

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不用鼓掌

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這麼表面的功夫不中用

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捐錢吧

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捐錢捐錢

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我有我有

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查理哥，其實她們三個都那麼有錢

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隨便泡一個都足夠安享晚年了

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你真的不懂世界艱難啊，小朋友

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雖說吃軟飯

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不能嫌三嫌四

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不能挑剔

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可是你想想

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假如他們要求和我濕吻

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你說會怎樣呢？

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我沒問題啊

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為了吃軟飯我可以去得很盡的

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查理

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晚上記得送兩袋狗糧到我家啊

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來了，機會來了

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看看你可以去得有多盡

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好

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哎唷，如果讓我來送又怎樣呢？

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你啊？

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我也要兩包

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你也要兩包啊？

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我要三包

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三包啊？

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晚一點送來都可以

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我洗完澡在家等你

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不是不是

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我煮方便麵等你來吃

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壞蛋

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進去挑東西吧

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有方便麵你吃啊

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好了，好了，進去吧

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不然就掃興了

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多多

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人性很墮落吧

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查理

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Gigi

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嘩，看一下，今天很漂亮啊

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每天都漂亮的啊

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你戴著那麼多星星出來，叫人多羨慕啊

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我要回加拿大探親，要花幾個月時間

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麻煩你替我照顧烏冬

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行，沒問題

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我會把牠當成親生女一樣，好乖啊

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查理，這裡小小意思

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當作是烏冬的伙食費吧

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你真的要這樣計較嗎？

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你收了吧

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那麼謝謝了

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怎麼了，今次和湯生去那裡啊？

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我和他離婚了

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他被我捉到和一個小鬼子通姦

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我還要分一半家產給他

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那法官不知道怎麼判的

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這樣也好啊，單身女子

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喜歡去哪裡就哪裡

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喜歡泡誰就泡誰

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我晚一點送狗糧到你家

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和你喝喝紅酒，玩玩小狗，好嗎？

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也好，可借你身體…這樣子

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如果不是，你是挺好的

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其實我這個樣子，很容易就痊癒的

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說不定今天晚上刮風下雨

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打雷閃電，一度閃電擘下來

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我這個樣子，好容易就痊癒的

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現在不說這些了

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我快要起行，還要去收拾行李

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如果回來之後，真有奇蹟

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那我們就甚麼吧

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好吧，回來後奇蹟出現就甚麼吧

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好吧，我走了

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順風啊

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再見了查理，再見烏冬

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玩得開心點吧

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我會把牠當成親生女一樣的

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狗王標

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有隻新西摩

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大家閨秀，還是處女

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一個晚上四千元任做可以嗎？

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老媽

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對不起，對不起

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老媽這套拳法起碼還要耍一個小時

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讓我趕快試試新買的那副立體眼鏡

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真的很立體啊

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不要靠太近，不要靠太近

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來吧來吧

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我都說你這些後母真陰毒

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你站在這裡很久了嗎？

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站多久不是重點

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本來見你這麼享受

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我不想騷擾你的

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可是你不停擠我的潤膚乳

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千多元的，很心疼的啊

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還給你還給你，行了行了

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話說回來，臭小子

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你經常這樣自己玩，不是辦法啊

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自己玩好啊

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不用約人，又方便

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我知道好玩，但不如找個伴侶分享吧

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認認真真的找個老婆

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就可以每個晚上一起玩

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我哪有時間找老婆啊

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我近來沉淪事業，正忙著一筆大生意

233
00:13:16,333 --> 00:13:19,746
我知道，自從你當了村長

234
00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:21,536
天天看這些美劇

235
00:13:21,542 --> 00:13:23,157
學做壞人

236
00:13:23,417 --> 00:13:24,998
這個世界已經變了

237
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,661
近來流行壞人當紅做主角

238
00:13:26,667 --> 00:13:28,828
好人全都「含得輪橡皮糖」（只能當配角）

239
00:13:28,833 --> 00:13:30,494
我不管你含甚麼

240
00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:33,287
總之近來老媽想喝新抱茶

241
00:13:33,708 --> 00:13:36,745
喂，我今天為你準備了一個好女孩

242
00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:38,661
是真是假啊？

243
00:13:38,667 --> 00:13:40,123
真的

244
00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:41,410
炳炳

245
00:13:44,625 --> 00:13:47,583
炳媽，今天的盲曹(鱸魚)很生猛

246
00:13:47,792 --> 00:13:49,202
我特意帶了兩條來

247
00:13:49,208 --> 00:13:50,573
給你做刺身

248
00:13:50,583 --> 00:13:52,494
盲曹做刺身

249
00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:54,206
想我肚瀉而死嗎？

250
00:13:54,208 --> 00:13:56,324
發神經的

251
00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:01,331
每個女人你都看不上

252
00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:02,914
你要怎樣的女人呀

253
00:14:03,208 --> 00:14:05,620
我就是要像那些美劇女主角一樣

254
00:14:05,625 --> 00:14:07,240
又美，又可以跟我一起狼狽為奸

255
00:14:08,167 --> 00:14:09,407
哪有這樣的女人

256
00:14:09,417 --> 00:14:10,452
一定有

257
00:14:51,167 --> 00:14:52,748
你的腿怎麼受傷了？

258
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,285
是不是很痛呀？

259
00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:57,369
你叫甚麼名字呀？

260
00:14:57,792 --> 00:14:59,498
牠叫多多

261
00:15:01,708 --> 00:15:03,994
這種小狗的自尊心很強的

262
00:15:04,417 --> 00:15:06,282
如果將來牠的腿治不好的話

263
00:15:06,375 --> 00:15:08,206
就不要把牠跟其他小狗放在一塊

264
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:09,243
不然牠會自卑的

265
00:15:12,167 --> 00:15:14,374
這種殘廢心理，我最了解，我是過來人

266
00:15:15,167 --> 00:15:16,452
你好，我叫查理

267
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:17,447
你怎樣稱呼？

268
00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:19,866
我叫余真

269
00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:22,366
我想問一下你知道這上面的地址在哪嗎？

270
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,073
一直走就見到了

271
00:15:28,083 --> 00:15:29,914
你穿得很斯文啊，你做盛行的？

272
00:15:30,250 --> 00:15:31,660
做寫字樓的？

273
00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:34,124
啊，空姐

274
00:15:34,292 --> 00:15:36,157
很多空姐住在這裡的

275
00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:38,286
不是，我是寫小說的

276
00:15:38,875 --> 00:15:42,322
我都是寫作的，我問中會寫電影劇本的

277
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:44,999
你有看《起勢夜蒲》嗎？

278
00:15:45,667 --> 00:15:46,497
沒有

279
00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:49,537
真巧合，我都沒有，證明我們的口味一樣

280
00:15:49,708 --> 00:15:50,993
來吧，烏冬

281
00:15:51,792 --> 00:15:52,577
看看那邊

282
00:15:52,958 --> 00:15:54,539
竟然有狗三級片

283
00:15:54,542 --> 00:15:56,328
查理哥真是變態的

284
00:15:56,708 --> 00:15:59,495
甚麼時候去你家坐坐

285
00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:02,165
不用了，我一個人住不太方便

286
00:16:03,167 --> 00:16:08,161
這樣才方便，你沒有男朋友嗎？

287
00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:10,374
老公呢？沒有男人的嗎？

288
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:14,207
不早了，我先走了，不打擾你了，再見

289
00:16:15,917 --> 00:16:18,124
不打擾，我這裡開狗店的

290
00:16:18,375 --> 00:16:19,831
打擾你了，謝謝

291
00:16:19,833 --> 00:16:21,869
我可以給你租隻狗回家守門口啊，怎樣？

292
00:16:23,167 --> 00:16:25,374
甚麼事查理哥？她是誰？

293
00:16:25,583 --> 00:16:26,538
富婆

294
00:16:26,917 --> 00:16:27,997
你怎知道？

295
00:16:28,083 --> 00:16:29,414
你看看她的手袋

296
00:16:29,417 --> 00:16:30,702
價值十幾萬一個的

297
00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:33,199
嘩！那真是值得泡啊！

298
00:16:33,333 --> 00:16:35,244
喂，那兩隻狗完事了嗎？

299
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:36,080
還沒有

300
00:16:36,083 --> 00:16:37,038
那你為甚麼出來？

301
00:16:37,167 --> 00:16:38,077
我先去幹活

302
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:42,369
怎麼了美女，想買甚麼呀？

303
00:16:42,708 --> 00:16:44,118
我想買些梨，甜不甜的

304
00:16:44,125 --> 00:16:45,535
甜，幫你選吧

305
00:16:48,917 --> 00:16:49,781
生果達

306
00:16:49,792 --> 00:16:51,578
又借故把爛生果賣給遊客嗎？

307
00:16:51,583 --> 00:16:52,868
我沒有呀村長

308
00:16:52,875 --> 00:16:55,082
沒有？這是甚麼？

309
00:16:55,083 --> 00:16:56,664
你  拿去換掉吧

310
00:16:59,917 --> 00:17:02,579
其實買生果最重要是甚麼

311
00:17:02,583 --> 00:17:03,698
試過了好吃才買

312
00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:08,535
哎呀，不好意思

313
00:17:08,542 --> 00:17:09,372
沒事

314
00:17:11,292 --> 00:17:15,035
嘩，你的村長在泡女啊

315
00:17:15,042 --> 00:17:17,033
你看看他那副德性

316
00:17:17,208 --> 00:17:18,664
未見過你，你新搬來嗎？

317
00:17:19,667 --> 00:17:21,908
我就住在這附近，你是村長？

318
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:24,582
是的，我就是這裡的村長

319
00:17:24,583 --> 00:17:25,538
我叫馮仁炳

320
00:17:26,083 --> 00:17:27,243
我是余真

321
00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:28,114
你好你好

322
00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:28,910
你好

323
00:17:30,667 --> 00:17:32,123
柑桔好甜，就買柑桔

324
00:17:32,292 --> 00:17:33,532
真是狐狸精

325
00:17:33,542 --> 00:17:34,873
請你吃，回家慢慢吃

326
00:17:35,958 --> 00:17:36,788
這麼多呀？

327
00:17:36,792 --> 00:17:37,622
別客氣

328
00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:41,530
炳炳！炳炳！炳炳呀

329
00:17:42,125 --> 00:17:43,365
那女孩在叫你

330
00:17:43,375 --> 00:17:44,831
別管她，她胡混的，每天都這樣

331
00:17:44,833 --> 00:17:46,414
你還有甚麼要買，我陪你去買

332
00:17:46,417 --> 00:17:47,577
我想去買魚

333
00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:49,873
那邊我不去了

334
00:17:49,875 --> 00:17:51,160
我突然想吃火鍋

335
00:17:51,167 --> 00:17:53,032
我現在去發記吃火鍋，再見再見

336
00:17:53,625 --> 00:17:54,831
謝謝村長

337
00:17:55,042 --> 00:17:56,452
很有魚味的

338
00:17:59,667 --> 00:18:00,497
老闆

339
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:01,285
是

340
00:18:01,292 --> 00:18:02,577
我想問一下中間第二排

341
00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:03,823
那條白色魚怎麼賣？

342
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,867
這條魚不賣的，留來自己吃

343
00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:08,536
那你腳旁邊黑色那條呢？

344
00:18:08,542 --> 00:18:09,497
兩百元

345
00:18:09,708 --> 00:18:11,323
兩百？

346
00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:12,948
不是寫五十元一條嗎？

347
00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:15,495
五十元是村民價

348
00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:19,118
你這些狐狸精價就是兩百元

349
00:18:19,125 --> 00:18:20,911
是特地賣貴給你的

350
00:18:20,917 --> 00:18:23,374
嫌貴？不要買吧！

351
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,490
那算了，我不買了

352
00:18:32,167 --> 00:18:33,623
怕事

353
00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:37,956
太過開心

354
00:18:37,958 --> 00:18:39,118
肚子痛

355
00:18:40,042 --> 00:18:44,081
麻煩借一下

356
00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:47,248
你注意風向吧

357
00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:48,080
對不起，對不起

358
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:48,868
「屎滾滾」（很急）

359
00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:50,160
快出來了

360
00:18:52,417 --> 00:18:53,577
蜑家英！快走！

361
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:55,285
有美女呀

362
00:18:59,833 --> 00:19:02,165
鬼鬼祟祟在幹甚麼，看看

363
00:19:22,083 --> 00:19:24,165
幹甚麼，有人啊！

364
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,493
你膽敢欺負我

365
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,581
喂！幹甚麼！

366
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:32,741
是誰？幹甚麼

367
00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:34,615
開門呀，不要玩呀！

368
00:19:34,625 --> 00:19:35,455
誰是狐狸精呀？

369
00:19:35,458 --> 00:19:37,289
趁人拉屎才報復

370
00:19:37,292 --> 00:19:38,532
那有這麼壞的女人

371
00:19:38,542 --> 00:19:39,657
女神啊！

372
00:19:39,667 --> 00:19:42,079
拉肚子了吧，這就是你的報應

373
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:48,115
他媽的

374
00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:51,870
是誰？   蜑家英全身是屎，快走

375
00:19:57,542 --> 00:19:58,406
不好意思啊

376
00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:09,538
余小姐，因為你的信用卡是附屬產品

377
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:10,998
而你的私人戶口

378
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,958
又簽了全權代理投資的授權書

379
00:20:13,958 --> 00:20:16,870
由於戶主已暫停你所有的帳戶

380
00:20:16,875 --> 00:20:20,447
所以你的戶口信用卡，暫時都停用

381
00:20:29,375 --> 00:20:31,661
你的卡負值，落車吧

382
00:20:31,750 --> 00:20:33,035
我付現金可以嗎？

383
00:20:33,042 --> 00:20:36,034
你睜開雙眼看清楚個錢箱

384
00:20:36,042 --> 00:20:37,532
封了

385
00:20:37,542 --> 00:20:40,989
我那個死人吝嗇老闆懷疑我偷硬幣

386
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,161
就把箱封了，現在只可以拍卡

387
00:20:43,167 --> 00:20:44,998
師傅，我經常坐這車的

388
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,456
你通融一下，我下次付

389
00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:48,915
我下次請你吃飯看電影按摩好嗎

390
00:20:48,917 --> 00:20:50,498
今次你先下車吧！

391
00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:51,865
你這次就幫幫忙，好嗎？

392
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:53,740
我叫你下車呀！

393
00:20:57,083 --> 00:20:58,823
厲害厲害

394
00:20:58,833 --> 00:21:00,869
每顆眼淚都這麼大顆

395
00:21:00,875 --> 00:21:03,412
那麼好演技，去拿影后吧！

396
00:21:03,917 --> 00:21:05,248
村長

397
00:21:05,250 --> 00:21:07,457
麒麟文，原來是你

398
00:21:08,125 --> 00:21:10,867
對女士不需要這麼粗聲粗氣吧

399
00:21:10,875 --> 00:21:14,572
我們村裡每個人都是這樣的啦

400
00:21:14,583 --> 00:21:17,950
你不要亂說話，壞我形象

401
00:21:17,958 --> 00:21:19,664
我替這位女士拍兩次

402
00:21:19,667 --> 00:21:21,157
你向她道歉吧

403
00:21:21,167 --> 00:21:23,579
不是拍多少次的問題

404
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:25,619
我拍三次，你向她道歉吧

405
00:21:25,625 --> 00:21:29,117
你明白嗎，我們男人就

406
00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:31,581
你這是甚麼卡

407
00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:33,289
為甚麼可以這樣連續拍的？

408
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,907
你真有眼光

409
00:21:34,917 --> 00:21:38,705
這是全港獨一無二的百達通黑卡

410
00:21:38,708 --> 00:21:41,871
是百達通公司在我生日的時候悄悄地發售

411
00:21:41,875 --> 00:21:43,331
幸好被我買到

412
00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:46,655
每逢用這張黑卡有九九折外

413
00:21:46,667 --> 00:21:48,328
還有一個特別的功能

414
00:21:48,333 --> 00:21:51,871
就是每一部百達通機都可以讓我任拍

415
00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:53,957
拍到我不想拍為止

416
00:21:53,958 --> 00:21:58,156
大哥，村長，你不要再拍了

417
00:21:58,167 --> 00:21:59,907
我投降了

418
00:21:59,917 --> 00:22:03,455
拍壞了這部機我就要被革職了

419
00:22:03,458 --> 00:22:05,790
小姐，不好意思

420
00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:08,909
你是村長的朋友就早說吧

421
00:22:12,083 --> 00:22:13,664
謝謝你啊，村長

422
00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:15,498
叫我阿炳可以了

423
00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:17,331
看來你手頭有點拮据

424
00:22:17,333 --> 00:22:19,119
來，拿去用吧

425
00:22:21,292 --> 00:22:22,748
我很欣賞你的

426
00:22:22,750 --> 00:22:24,490
你現在可能覺得我很陌生

427
00:22:24,750 --> 00:22:26,115
但是我們相交久了

428
00:22:26,125 --> 00:22:30,994
我擔保我找掘頭掃把趕你都不肯走，來吧

429
00:22:33,833 --> 00:22:35,915
那謝謝了，阿炳

430
00:22:36,042 --> 00:22:38,533
等我的錢匯過來我就把它還給你

431
00:22:38,542 --> 00:22:39,497
再請你吃火鍋

432
00:22:39,875 --> 00:22:41,536
不好，讓我請

433
00:22:41,542 --> 00:22:43,749
讓我親手煮些拿手菜給你吃

434
00:22:43,750 --> 00:22:46,116
對了，你有去過迪士尼樂園嗎？

435
00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:47,535
去過了

436
00:22:47,542 --> 00:22:48,748
是嗎？

437
00:22:48,750 --> 00:22:50,365
那麼海洋公園呢？

438
00:22:50,542 --> 00:22:51,702
也去過了

439
00:22:51,875 --> 00:22:52,739
是嗎？

440
00:22:52,958 --> 00:22:55,540
村長，我提議兩位直接去九龍塘吧

441
00:22:55,542 --> 00:22:57,203
我沒問題呀，你說呢？

442
00:22:58,500 --> 00:22:59,615
我想回家

443
00:22:59,625 --> 00:23:01,206
回家回家！

444
00:23:01,417 --> 00:23:02,577
那約好吃飯了

445
00:23:02,583 --> 00:23:04,164
我現在回家換件衣服

446
00:23:04,167 --> 00:23:06,829
去鄉公所主持一個很重要的會議

447
00:23:07,667 --> 00:23:11,080
一九七二年，海底隧道通車

448
00:23:11,792 --> 00:23:15,364
一九七九年，地下鐵路通車

449
00:23:16,042 --> 00:23:18,283
到了一九九九年

450
00:23:18,292 --> 00:23:21,830
赤鱲角國際飛機場也通車

451
00:23:22,208 --> 00:23:24,449
村長，那是甚麼意思？

452
00:23:25,708 --> 00:23:29,576
我打算替我們這條村引入

453
00:23:30,125 --> 00:23:34,038
100M極速光纖寬頻上網！

454
00:23:34,042 --> 00:23:36,328
那麼會讓整條村都是輻射嗎？

455
00:23:36,333 --> 00:23:40,246
那就是吧，我喜歡這條村的網速慢

456
00:23:40,250 --> 00:23:43,697
村民也不是每個都有智能手機

457
00:23:43,708 --> 00:23:45,073
又沒有低頭一族

458
00:23:45,083 --> 00:23:49,702
人和人之間又保留了一份親切的感情

459
00:23:49,875 --> 00:23:53,413
我就最怕簽那些二十多個月的綑綁式長約

460
00:23:53,792 --> 00:23:55,657
你都知道中止合約那些熱線

461
00:23:55,667 --> 00:23:57,453
永遠都沒有人接聽的

462
00:23:57,958 --> 00:24:00,119
我明白大家的憂慮

463
00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:02,036
但是你們試想想

464
00:24:02,667 --> 00:24:05,500
萬一有了極速寬頻的話

465
00:24:05,500 --> 00:24:07,491
各位嫂子下載那些

466
00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:09,707
美劇韓劇的時間就快了

467
00:24:09,708 --> 00:24:12,245
那麼監視你們的時間就少了

468
00:24:12,667 --> 00:24:14,783
每逢英超比賽日

469
00:24:14,792 --> 00:24:17,408
我會舉辦球賽大食會

470
00:24:17,875 --> 00:24:19,411
各位村民一起看球賽

471
00:24:19,417 --> 00:24:21,328
感情就必定

472
00:24:21,333 --> 00:24:23,198
有增無長吧

473
00:24:23,667 --> 00:24:25,623
至於簽約的問題

474
00:24:26,583 --> 00:24:28,665
芥菜你不用擔心

475
00:24:28,667 --> 00:24:32,615
我為大家爭取到只需要簽十二個月

476
00:24:33,167 --> 00:24:37,080
而每逢第三，第六，和第九個月

477
00:24:37,083 --> 00:24:38,414
都是免費回贈

478
00:24:38,583 --> 00:24:42,030
還有英超的紀念品送給大家

479
00:24:42,833 --> 00:24:44,619
大家沒有意見的話

480
00:24:44,625 --> 00:24:47,241
我跟網絡商都經已溝通好了

481
00:24:47,250 --> 00:24:49,332
鋪線的工程會立刻進行

482
00:24:49,333 --> 00:24:53,952
那麼網線就會從村口一直鋪到村尾

483
00:24:54,250 --> 00:24:58,573
我相信是會影響大家的日常生活

484
00:24:59,875 --> 00:25:01,786
那不是要砍了村口的許願樹？

485
00:25:02,292 --> 00:25:03,623
砍了更好

486
00:25:03,625 --> 00:25:04,455
砍了那棵樹

487
00:25:04,458 --> 00:25:06,289
我們就多了空間可以停泊更多車

488
00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:10,994
就是吧，我的車停在很遠

489
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,992
每次徒步回村要花二十分鐘

490
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,581
東莞都能到了

491
00:25:15,583 --> 00:25:17,699
不好意思，我還是要反對

492
00:25:17,708 --> 00:25:20,541
那棵許願樹是我們村的象徵

493
00:25:20,542 --> 00:25:22,749
我是有責任保存這個情懷的

494
00:25:22,750 --> 00:25:24,786
你傻了呀，芥菜？

495
00:25:25,375 --> 00:25:27,161
我的願望仍掛在樹上

496
00:25:28,792 --> 00:25:30,498
你太自私了吧

497
00:25:31,292 --> 00:25:32,452
是甚麼願望？

498
00:25:33,542 --> 00:25:35,533
阿蓮和我分開了好多年

499
00:25:35,542 --> 00:25:37,373
我希望可以和她破鏡重圓

500
00:25:39,083 --> 00:25:40,744
破鏡重圓

501
00:25:40,750 --> 00:25:44,242
我用六百元買你這個願望

502
00:25:45,333 --> 00:25:46,789
我真的很愛阿蓮

503
00:25:47,667 --> 00:25:48,873
八百元

504
00:25:50,042 --> 00:25:51,578
她不只是我最愛的人

505
00:25:51,667 --> 00:25:54,909
還是我最好的朋友

506
00:25:54,917 --> 00:25:57,579
一千元，這是最高價錢了

507
00:25:57,583 --> 00:25:58,618
這個價不錯的

508
00:25:58,625 --> 00:26:00,911
愛情怎麼可以用錢來衡量呢？

509
00:26:02,208 --> 00:26:03,323
八百元

510
00:26:03,333 --> 00:26:05,995
如果給阿蓮…知道了

511
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,740
我還怎麼有臉去面對她呢？

512
00:26:07,833 --> 00:26:09,494
五百元 你剛才是扣二百元

513
00:26:09,708 --> 00:26:10,788
為甚麼現在突然扣三百元

514
00:26:10,792 --> 00:26:11,656
一百元

515
00:26:11,750 --> 00:26:13,286
不是說好一千元嗎？

516
00:26:13,292 --> 00:26:16,580
一千元就不能破鏡重圓了

517
00:26:16,583 --> 00:26:17,948
實不相瞞

518
00:26:17,958 --> 00:26:19,949
阿蓮背叛了我

519
00:26:19,958 --> 00:26:21,414
我要她回來也不知道為了甚麼

520
00:26:21,417 --> 00:26:24,079
有一千元，倒不如去找小姐好了

521
00:26:25,750 --> 00:26:27,286
我都說了

522
00:26:27,292 --> 00:26:28,953
甚麼東西都有一個價錢

523
00:26:28,958 --> 00:26:30,494
只要價錢合理

524
00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:33,788
世上沒有東西是買不到的

525
00:26:33,792 --> 00:26:35,032
厲害！厲害！

526
00:26:38,708 --> 00:26:42,326
天靈靈地靈靈

527
00:26:42,333 --> 00:26:47,032
小狗死後不會眼瞪瞪

528
00:26:49,167 --> 00:26:52,159
菲菲隻狗叫艾美

529
00:26:52,167 --> 00:26:54,078
不是啊，我叫艾美

530
00:26:54,083 --> 00:26:55,789
我的狗叫菲菲

531
00:26:57,542 --> 00:26:59,078
她叫艾美

532
00:26:59,083 --> 00:27:02,280
她的狗叫芝芝

533
00:27:02,292 --> 00:27:05,079
芝芝不懂性

534
00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:07,870
住在黃大仙，跑去吐露港

535
00:27:07,875 --> 00:27:12,289
被泥頭車撞得眼瞪瞪

536
00:27:13,958 --> 00:27:16,370
這女孩真漂亮

537
00:27:20,625 --> 00:27:23,412
一破無間地獄

538
00:27:23,417 --> 00:27:26,580
升天呀菲菲

539
00:27:29,083 --> 00:27:30,118
破得好

540
00:27:30,750 --> 00:27:32,331
完成

541
00:27:32,333 --> 00:27:34,119
你的狗芝芝已經落地獄了

542
00:27:35,250 --> 00:27:37,957
不是，已經破了地獄，完成了

543
00:27:38,167 --> 00:27:38,952
節哀順變

544
00:27:39,042 --> 00:27:41,499
這些紙紮狗，紙紮雞，紙紮屋

545
00:27:41,833 --> 00:27:45,576
全部紙紮拿回家放七七四十九日

546
00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:48,491
沒事，不用擔心

547
00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:50,782
芝芝下輩子一定做海豚

548
00:27:50,792 --> 00:27:52,077
再下一輩子

549
00:27:52,083 --> 00:27:54,790
你們就可以結成夫妻了

550
00:27:56,583 --> 00:27:57,789
收足錢，收足錢

551
00:27:57,792 --> 00:27:59,077
好 麻煩查理

552
00:27:59,250 --> 00:28:00,490
節哀順變

553
00:28:00,500 --> 00:28:02,957
賬單這樣的，我用計算機和你計

554
00:28:05,333 --> 00:28:06,322
別動

555
00:28:06,333 --> 00:28:07,448
查理

556
00:28:08,083 --> 00:28:09,163
站在我背後

557
00:28:10,750 --> 00:28:11,739
你小心點啊

558
00:28:11,875 --> 00:28:12,739
抱緊一點

559
00:28:12,750 --> 00:28:14,331
我們有兩個人的力量對付牠

560
00:28:14,333 --> 00:28:15,118
抱緊一點

561
00:28:15,208 --> 00:28:16,698
你剛才抱得不夠緊，你知嗎？

562
00:28:16,708 --> 00:28:18,699
抱緊些呀！

563
00:28:25,042 --> 00:28:26,498
好好好

564
00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:28,331
我要回家了

565
00:28:28,333 --> 00:28:29,448
不行呀

566
00:28:29,458 --> 00:28:31,619
俗語說：「打蛇三分鐘」，我媽媽教的

567
00:28:31,917 --> 00:28:32,872
打完蛇

568
00:28:32,875 --> 00:28:34,786
要原地站著三分鐘

569
00:28:34,792 --> 00:28:36,498
那條蛇才不會回來報復的

570
00:28:42,792 --> 00:28:43,656
查理

571
00:28:44,583 --> 00:28:45,447
查理

572
00:28:48,583 --> 00:28:49,572
你醒了

573
00:28:52,083 --> 00:28:53,573
我沒事吧？

574
00:28:54,208 --> 00:28:56,665
你放心吧，毒都已經幫你吸出來了

575
00:28:57,375 --> 00:28:58,865
吸出來的？

576
00:28:58,875 --> 00:29:01,867
那難怪，整個人鬆了

577
00:29:02,208 --> 00:29:03,243
麻煩你了

578
00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:06,162
最可惜我剛才暈倒了，沒了感覺

579
00:29:06,500 --> 00:29:08,115
老是覺得還有些餘毒未清

580
00:29:08,375 --> 00:29:10,366
來，現在幫我吸乾淨吧

581
00:29:10,667 --> 00:29:12,157
先等等吧

582
00:29:14,042 --> 00:29:16,374
你還有一些餘毒沒吸出來

583
00:29:16,625 --> 00:29:19,583
你給我五分鐘，我抽根菸

584
00:29:19,583 --> 00:29:22,120
回來再替你吸乾淨，好嗎？

585
00:29:22,333 --> 00:29:23,618
不要亂動了

586
00:29:30,500 --> 00:29:32,912
查理，不好意思啊

587
00:29:32,917 --> 00:29:35,499
都是因為我才連累你被蛇咬的

588
00:29:36,250 --> 00:29:37,831
改天我請你吃飯吧

589
00:29:37,833 --> 00:29:39,824
好啊，不如我弄點東西到你家吃吧

590
00:29:40,125 --> 00:29:42,582
我做的農夫沙律一流的

591
00:30:27,667 --> 00:30:28,656
村長

592
00:30:28,667 --> 00:30:29,577
查理

593
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,332
今晚穿成這樣，佳人有約？

594
00:30:33,042 --> 00:30:34,373
見你的衣鈕扣到喉嚨上面

595
00:30:34,458 --> 00:30:36,449
你肯定是約了女生吃飯吧

596
00:30:36,458 --> 00:30:37,447
進展甚麼階段？

597
00:30:39,667 --> 00:30:42,864
我想甚麼了，她又想甚麼了

598
00:30:42,875 --> 00:30:44,786
大家都想甚麼的了

599
00:30:45,083 --> 00:30:47,620
我都是，這個階段最開心

600
00:30:47,625 --> 00:30:49,206
你猜猜我，我猜猜你

601
00:30:49,208 --> 00:30:51,199
大家猜來猜去這樣最過癮了

602
00:30:51,708 --> 00:30:52,788
查理

603
00:30:52,792 --> 00:30:55,454
有品味，墨西哥名酒

604
00:30:55,458 --> 00:30:57,073
「半杯暈陀陀」

605
00:30:57,458 --> 00:30:59,198
易入口快上頭

606
00:30:59,208 --> 00:31:01,540
飲一杯「一見如故」

607
00:31:01,542 --> 00:31:03,703
飲兩杯「興奮莫名」

608
00:31:03,708 --> 00:31:05,824
第三杯「情難自禁」

609
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,161
第四杯「終身抱憾」

610
00:31:09,417 --> 00:31:12,659
看來，今晚有點墮落

611
00:31:12,667 --> 00:31:14,999
墮落好，墮落好，如你所說，如你所說

612
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:17,241
愈墮落，愈快樂

613
00:31:19,167 --> 00:31:20,327
喂 你今晚玩得開心點

614
00:31:20,333 --> 00:31:22,073
我們晚些到發記一邊宵夜

615
00:31:22,083 --> 00:31:23,243
一邊賽後報告好吧

616
00:31:23,417 --> 00:31:25,703
我起碼明天下午茶才完事的

617
00:31:25,708 --> 00:31:26,914
今晚會不了你

618
00:31:26,917 --> 00:31:27,872
我走這邊

619
00:31:27,875 --> 00:31:31,197
甚麼？你走這邊？

620
00:31:32,042 --> 00:31:32,781
這邊

621
00:31:33,542 --> 00:31:35,078
我也是走這邊的

622
00:31:35,250 --> 00:31:36,205
你又走這邊？

623
00:31:40,583 --> 00:31:41,993
你們兩個認識的？

624
00:31:42,583 --> 00:31:43,368
認識

625
00:31:43,375 --> 00:31:44,615
那太好了，進來吧

626
00:31:44,625 --> 00:31:45,535
好啊

627
00:31:48,458 --> 00:31:49,413
小心小心

628
00:31:50,875 --> 00:31:52,411
你們怎麼帶這麼多東西呀？

629
00:31:53,042 --> 00:31:55,328
這個沙拉我特意做給你吃的

630
00:31:55,542 --> 00:31:59,490
每條菜都是逐條逐條在樹上摘下來

631
00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:00,455
很新鮮的

632
00:32:00,833 --> 00:32:02,289
看起來很好吃的，謝謝

633
00:32:02,292 --> 00:32:03,077
還有這瓶酒

634
00:32:05,125 --> 00:32:06,456
你看我這條魚幾新鮮

635
00:32:06,458 --> 00:32:09,530
我今早特意到魚檔潛下魚缸捉上來的

636
00:32:09,542 --> 00:32:12,079
待會我煎魚柳給你吃

637
00:32:13,833 --> 00:32:16,825
「半杯暈陀陀」

638
00:32:22,375 --> 00:32:24,957
這魚柳真的很新鮮，你想怎樣吃？

639
00:32:25,125 --> 00:32:27,616
煎也行，炸也行，焗都行

640
00:32:29,250 --> 00:32:31,787
這種新鮮的魚不是蒸更好吃嗎？

641
00:32:32,250 --> 00:32:33,740
荒謬

642
00:32:33,750 --> 00:32:38,073
我們兩人約會當然吃西餐才夠羅曼蒂克

643
00:32:38,083 --> 00:32:40,699
我怎會想到多了一個不三不四的人在這裡

644
00:32:40,708 --> 00:32:43,620
人家余真小姐特意約我一個人來吃飯

645
00:32:43,625 --> 00:32:44,785
我也不知道

646
00:32:44,792 --> 00:32:46,828
會有你這個不三不四的人會來啊

647
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,412
我想吃個飯不是人多熱鬧一點吧

648
00:32:49,542 --> 00:32:50,577
不是嗎？

649
00:32:51,208 --> 00:32:53,745
他都來了，有甚麼辦法

650
00:32:53,750 --> 00:32:55,911
不如這樣，你過來我教你煎魚

651
00:32:55,917 --> 00:32:58,078
來吧，來…

652
00:33:00,458 --> 00:33:02,699
余真小姐

653
00:33:02,708 --> 00:33:03,914
查理

654
00:33:04,833 --> 00:33:05,948
余真小姐

655
00:33:05,958 --> 00:33:07,823
查理，你沒事吧？

656
00:33:08,833 --> 00:33:10,494
我給你去倒杯水 不用了

657
00:33:10,500 --> 00:33:12,786
我想問你這裡哪一本書是你寫的？

658
00:33:13,708 --> 00:33:15,539
那一本都不是我寫的

659
00:33:15,542 --> 00:33:17,407
我還沒有成功出版過呢

660
00:33:18,292 --> 00:33:20,749
哎唷，你長得這麼漂亮

661
00:33:20,750 --> 00:33:23,082
要出甚麼定有很多人幫你出的

662
00:33:23,500 --> 00:33:25,411
我發覺原來你喜歡看亦舒啊

663
00:33:25,417 --> 00:33:27,658
嗯，我是她的忠實粉絲

664
00:33:27,792 --> 00:33:29,248
我都是啊

665
00:33:29,250 --> 00:33:31,332
我尤其喜歡亦舒的《玫瑰的故事》

666
00:33:31,458 --> 00:33:33,244
亦舒是吧，那麼投契是吧

667
00:33:33,375 --> 00:33:34,740
讓我把魚柳夾在腋下

668
00:33:34,750 --> 00:33:36,286
待會煎給你這個混蛋吃

669
00:33:39,250 --> 00:33:41,206
我記得當年，拍成電影

670
00:33:41,208 --> 00:33:43,665
由張曼玉小姐演出小玫瑰

671
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,456
真是震撼

672
00:33:46,458 --> 00:33:48,244
不戴胸圍，穿著小襯衣

673
00:33:48,250 --> 00:33:51,287
踏著滑輪鞋，一彈一彈的

674
00:33:52,875 --> 00:33:53,990
玫瑰是嗎

675
00:33:54,167 --> 00:33:55,782
一彈一彈是吧

676
00:33:55,792 --> 00:33:56,702
不戴胸圍

677
00:34:12,708 --> 00:34:13,663
這是你的

678
00:34:13,667 --> 00:34:14,497
謝謝

679
00:34:14,958 --> 00:34:16,869
多塊魚呀，你呀

680
00:34:18,292 --> 00:34:20,499
誰說會煮西餐

681
00:34:20,708 --> 00:34:24,155
西餐煎魚柳，肯定要有香草的

682
00:34:24,333 --> 00:34:26,289
香草呢？香草啊

683
00:34:26,375 --> 00:34:28,832
我忘了去拿，我現在去拿，我現在去拿

684
00:34:31,917 --> 00:34:34,989
余小姐，幫我把他那碟拿過來

685
00:34:36,333 --> 00:34:37,493
有問題呀？

686
00:34:37,500 --> 00:34:39,582
當然有問題，他整個人都有問題

687
00:34:39,583 --> 00:34:41,824
給我這碟魚肯定有問題

688
00:34:41,833 --> 00:34:43,994
那你能想到的，他就想不到嗎

689
00:34:45,833 --> 00:34:47,494
那不如我跟你換吧

690
00:34:47,500 --> 00:34:49,866
你確定要那麼做嗎？

691
00:34:49,875 --> 00:34:52,207
當然不會，不捨得

692
00:35:02,708 --> 00:35:04,494
喂，吃吧，幹甚麼不吃？

693
00:35:04,500 --> 00:35:06,240
我怕熱，你先吃

694
00:35:06,250 --> 00:35:08,332
魚當然要趁熱吃，涼了就變腥

695
00:35:08,333 --> 00:35:09,618
你先吃

696
00:35:09,625 --> 00:35:10,489
幹甚麼呀你

697
00:35:10,500 --> 00:35:12,115
我祈禱，你先吃

698
00:35:12,125 --> 00:35:13,240
我等你吧

699
00:35:13,250 --> 00:35:15,081
不用，要點時間，你先吃吧

700
00:35:15,083 --> 00:35:16,664
我沒有地方去，等等你吧

701
00:35:16,667 --> 00:35:19,204
我說我祈禱，要靜一靜，你先吃吧！

702
00:35:19,875 --> 00:35:21,081
別說了

703
00:35:21,083 --> 00:35:23,745
喝酒，我家規矩，先喝三杯，來

704
00:35:24,250 --> 00:35:25,615
那我們快點灌醉余小姐

705
00:35:25,625 --> 00:35:27,741
呀不是，謝謝你請我們吃飯

706
00:35:32,875 --> 00:35:35,662
是不是好朋友呀，還不喝

707
00:35:36,458 --> 00:35:39,200
「一見如故」

708
00:35:43,042 --> 00:35:45,078
不是說很易入口嗎

709
00:35:45,083 --> 00:35:47,916
但是真的很快上頭，暈暈的，暈暈的

710
00:35:47,917 --> 00:35:48,952
第二杯

711
00:36:00,542 --> 00:36:04,285
第二杯「興奮莫名」

712
00:36:04,917 --> 00:36:06,032
好開心啊

713
00:36:09,583 --> 00:36:11,665
好開心，好開心

714
00:36:13,292 --> 00:36:14,702
第三杯

715
00:36:14,708 --> 00:36:16,619
「情難自禁」

716
00:36:21,625 --> 00:36:23,911
情難自禁了

717
00:36:35,792 --> 00:36:37,908
我渾身熱呼呼的

718
00:36:38,750 --> 00:36:42,072
為何你喝三杯都可以這麼冷靜

719
00:36:42,083 --> 00:36:44,699
冷艷得來又這麼高傲

720
00:36:47,875 --> 00:36:49,411
你們喝的是酒

721
00:36:49,417 --> 00:36:50,907
我喝的是烏龍茶

722
00:36:55,042 --> 00:36:57,033
果然名不虛傳

723
00:36:57,042 --> 00:36:58,327
當然

724
00:37:03,958 --> 00:37:05,494
玫瑰

725
00:37:07,667 --> 00:37:11,114
我去洗個澡，你等我啊

726
00:37:12,292 --> 00:37:21,701
玫瑰，玫瑰，我愛你

727
00:37:29,667 --> 00:37:31,498
老媽，廚房有湯

728
00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:33,365
你自己翻熱來喝吧

729
00:37:33,375 --> 00:37:35,582
我上去打手槍後就睡了

730
00:37:38,125 --> 00:37:39,205
應承你

731
00:37:39,208 --> 00:37:40,823
一槍而已

732
00:37:41,750 --> 00:37:46,744
世上只有媽媽好

733
00:37:46,750 --> 00:37:55,624
他媽的孩子像虧佬，媽的孩子…

734
00:38:08,333 --> 00:38:11,655
如真，如假

735
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:19,120
如可分身飾演自己

736
00:38:24,375 --> 00:38:25,615
查理

737
00:38:25,625 --> 00:38:28,037
有，有

738
00:38:40,875 --> 00:38:42,490
阿炳，阿炳

739
00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:43,956
村長

740
00:38:44,833 --> 00:38:46,323
村長

741
00:39:29,458 --> 00:39:30,823
余小姐

742
00:39:32,542 --> 00:39:35,579
真呀，真

743
00:39:36,958 --> 00:39:38,619
喂，真

744
00:39:39,375 --> 00:39:40,455
真真

745
00:39:41,667 --> 00:39:42,497
真

746
00:39:43,250 --> 00:39:44,239
真真

747
00:39:45,792 --> 00:39:47,703
喂，這個混蛋，你在這裡做甚麼？

748
00:39:47,958 --> 00:39:49,494
我在這幹嘛？

749
00:39:49,500 --> 00:39:51,866
我問你還在這做甚麼才對

750
00:39:51,875 --> 00:39:53,160
我？

751
00:39:53,167 --> 00:39:54,327
你看

752
00:39:54,333 --> 00:39:56,699
昨天晚上我和真真終身抱憾了

753
00:39:56,708 --> 00:39:58,824
你這些叫終身抱憾

754
00:39:58,833 --> 00:40:00,539
那我這些叫甚麼？

755
00:40:02,125 --> 00:40:03,285
你嚇不倒我的！

756
00:40:03,292 --> 00:40:05,078
你看看，圍著這裡親的

757
00:40:05,083 --> 00:40:07,950
一直這樣親下去，到這裡

758
00:40:07,958 --> 00:40:09,368
你要不要看？

759
00:40:09,375 --> 00:40:11,616
來吧，不用害羞，給你看吧，來吧

760
00:40:11,625 --> 00:40:12,910
好啊，看看，我就看看

761
00:40:13,208 --> 00:40:14,414
幹嗎？  你不給我看

762
00:40:16,458 --> 00:40:17,823
你不要推我

763
00:40:17,833 --> 00:40:18,948
我推你就推你

764
00:40:19,458 --> 00:40:20,664
鐵虎把握這個機會

765
00:40:20,667 --> 00:40:22,328
一騎，已騎在拳霸的身上

766
00:40:22,333 --> 00:40:25,700
這個姿勢最適合左右開弓，打對方頭部

767
00:40:25,875 --> 00:40:27,115
只要被打中一拳

768
00:40:27,125 --> 00:40:29,537
對方肯定暈頭轉向，任你為所欲為

769
00:40:29,542 --> 00:40:31,578
拳霸那有這麼容易認輸

770
00:40:31,583 --> 00:40:33,073
在這麼惡劣的環境之下

771
00:40:33,083 --> 00:40:36,280
想翻身一定就是用強大的腰力彈開對手

772
00:40:37,708 --> 00:40:39,744
沒錯了，拳霸反守為攻

773
00:40:39,750 --> 00:40:41,581
他使用腳鎖中的絕招「聞正私處」

774
00:40:41,583 --> 00:40:42,914
將對方頭部鎖住

775
00:40:42,917 --> 00:40:44,578
這一招真毒辣

776
00:40:44,583 --> 00:40:47,074
再鎖下去，鐵虎很容易缺氧

777
00:40:47,083 --> 00:40:49,825
就算不缺氧，也很大機會會焗死

778
00:40:49,833 --> 00:40:51,949
如要破解這個腳鎖「聞正私處」

779
00:40:51,958 --> 00:40:54,199
一定要用臂力在中間將腳鎖打開

780
00:40:54,208 --> 00:40:56,073
然後連消帶打一個轉身

781
00:40:56,083 --> 00:40:58,540
用臀部完全覆蓋對方的呼吸系統

782
00:40:58,667 --> 00:40:59,702
再趁這個機會

783
00:40:59,708 --> 00:41:01,869
反方向鎖著對方膝蓋的關節

784
00:41:02,125 --> 00:41:04,616
這招厲害就厲害了，不過亦有缺點

785
00:41:04,625 --> 00:41:05,956
如果對方使出，對了沒錯

786
00:41:05,958 --> 00:41:07,414
「人肉鐵鑽」的話

787
00:41:09,083 --> 00:41:10,368
都挺爽的

788
00:41:10,375 --> 00:41:12,457
轉眼間，賽事已進入白熱化階段

789
00:41:12,458 --> 00:41:14,244
頸是人體最脆弱的地方

790
00:41:14,250 --> 00:41:16,662
假如被對手鎖頸的話，那就輸定了

791
00:41:16,667 --> 00:41:19,329
所以應該將頭與頭之間的距離拉近

792
00:41:19,333 --> 00:41:22,655
不要被對方發力，有多近拉多近

793
00:41:22,667 --> 00:41:23,998
又不用這麼近

794
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,581
不要呀，不要呀，不要

795
00:41:26,583 --> 00:41:29,780
打籃球有垃圾時間，綜合格鬥技也有的

796
00:41:29,792 --> 00:41:32,829
就像現在這樣雙方鎖著對方的大姆指關節

797
00:41:32,833 --> 00:41:35,905
這樣鎖著各不相讓的話，會很浪費時間

798
00:41:35,917 --> 00:41:39,239
世界紀錄是鎖了二十個小時，很悶的

799
00:41:39,250 --> 00:41:41,787
喂喂喂，不如就這樣算了吧

800
00:41:41,792 --> 00:41:43,157
算？怎麼算？

801
00:41:43,167 --> 00:41:45,704
我們數一二三一同放手好嗎

802
00:41:45,708 --> 00:41:48,040
一，二

803
00:41:54,042 --> 00:41:55,373
醫生

804
00:41:55,375 --> 00:41:57,366
好，搞那個吧

805
00:42:10,417 --> 00:42:11,281
我懷孕了

806
00:42:13,958 --> 00:42:15,368
醫生可以為我證明

807
00:42:15,375 --> 00:42:18,082
是的，我可以證明余真小姐是懷孕了

808
00:42:18,458 --> 00:42:19,618
古醫生 你坐，你坐

809
00:42:19,625 --> 00:42:21,365
你們中醫信不過啊

810
00:42:21,375 --> 00:42:23,491
你怎麼會不信中醫啊？

811
00:42:23,500 --> 00:42:26,742
雖然我的造型像中醫，其實是西醫

812
00:42:26,750 --> 00:42:28,240
香港大學醫學院畢業

813
00:42:28,250 --> 00:42:30,081
孫中山先生是我的同學

814
00:42:31,625 --> 00:42:32,785
那麼恭喜你啊

815
00:42:33,375 --> 00:42:35,115
不要怪我多事問一個問題

816
00:42:35,833 --> 00:42:38,449
寶寶的爸爸我們認識嗎？

817
00:42:39,125 --> 00:42:41,036
對啊，我們見過嗎？

818
00:42:43,833 --> 00:42:46,745
孩子的父親，是你

819
00:42:47,625 --> 00:42:49,616
也有可能是你

820
00:42:52,125 --> 00:42:53,990
等我把這個孩子生下來

821
00:42:54,292 --> 00:42:55,372
就帶他去驗DNA

822
00:42:55,375 --> 00:42:58,572
到時候你們就知道誰是孩子的父親了

823
00:42:59,333 --> 00:43:00,448
荒謬

824
00:43:00,458 --> 00:43:02,574
我堂堂一個村長處事像你這麼拖泥帶水嗎

825
00:43:02,583 --> 00:43:04,414
來，立即驗

826
00:43:04,417 --> 00:43:05,907
驗到是我的，我就照顧你

827
00:43:05,917 --> 00:43:07,282
驗到是他的，我就不理

828
00:43:07,292 --> 00:43:08,452
來，快點

829
00:43:08,667 --> 00:43:10,783
你倆有沒有搞錯啊？

830
00:43:10,792 --> 00:43:13,454
人家孕婦現在的荷爾蒙很混亂

831
00:43:13,458 --> 00:43:16,450
你要她驗這個驗那個來鬥不負責任

832
00:43:16,458 --> 00:43:18,073
你們是男人嗎？

833
00:43:18,083 --> 00:43:19,869
沒錯，你是男人嗎

834
00:43:20,250 --> 00:43:22,332
不負責任，不要驗

835
00:43:22,583 --> 00:43:24,073
就算驗到是他的

836
00:43:24,083 --> 00:43:26,244
都給我，我全要

837
00:43:26,250 --> 00:43:28,206
不要聽他的，我不是這個意思

838
00:43:28,208 --> 00:43:30,290
你即管用我的百達通黑卡

839
00:43:30,292 --> 00:43:32,157
有多少補品就買多少補品

840
00:43:32,167 --> 00:43:34,123
悶的話，買遊戲機玩都行

841
00:43:34,125 --> 00:43:35,114
對了

842
00:43:35,125 --> 00:43:36,581
花錢的東西，用他的卡吧

843
00:43:36,583 --> 00:43:39,120
但是錢不是萬能，買不了關懷

844
00:43:40,333 --> 00:43:41,914
晚上睡不了

845
00:43:41,917 --> 00:43:43,202
就找我

846
00:43:43,208 --> 00:43:45,244
我是一個負責任的男人

847
00:43:52,542 --> 00:43:54,032
如果這張黑卡不夠用

848
00:43:54,042 --> 00:43:57,614
拿我這手錶去押，一定行

849
00:43:57,625 --> 00:43:59,365
我都是一個負責任的男人

850
00:44:00,333 --> 00:44:02,540
如果你晚上找他，記得也要找我

851
00:44:06,375 --> 00:44:08,161
哎呀，對不起啊烏冬

852
00:44:08,167 --> 00:44:10,123
是我遲了出手制止

853
00:44:10,125 --> 00:44:12,411
連累你給阿一搞大了肚子，不要緊

854
00:44:12,542 --> 00:44:13,622
你多吃點，你多吃點

855
00:44:13,625 --> 00:44:15,035
到時候多生幾隻小狗

856
00:44:15,292 --> 00:44:18,034
我和查理哥就發達了

857
00:44:25,792 --> 00:44:28,408
護照，我的護照呢

858
00:44:28,417 --> 00:44:33,582
護照，護照，護照，我的護照

859
00:44:33,583 --> 00:44:35,119
喂喂喂，查理哥，甚麼事啊？

860
00:44:35,125 --> 00:44:36,661
有十萬八萬嗎，借我用

861
00:44:36,667 --> 00:44:38,828
我哪有這麼多啊，查理哥，你冷靜點

862
00:44:38,833 --> 00:44:40,949
你不是吧，連十萬八萬都沒有

863
00:44:40,958 --> 00:44:41,913
你怎算是個成年人？

864
00:44:41,917 --> 00:44:43,999
對不起，但是你冷靜點吧

865
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:46,958
發生甚麼事你先告訴我吧？

866
00:44:47,583 --> 00:44:48,743
冷靜

867
00:44:51,250 --> 00:44:52,535
阿真懷孕了

868
00:44:54,583 --> 00:44:58,075
寶寶可能是我的，也可能是馮仁炳的

869
00:45:00,125 --> 00:45:02,958
我處理不了這件事呀

870
00:45:02,958 --> 00:45:05,290
不行，幫我找護照，我要避一下風頭

871
00:45:05,292 --> 00:45:07,999
找護照 冷靜點

872
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:09,536
你冷靜點呀

873
00:45:09,542 --> 00:45:10,873
你看你現在的樣子

874
00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:14,117
現在余真懷孕而已，有甚麼大不了

875
00:45:16,500 --> 00:45:18,741
但是我沒準備好做爸爸啊

876
00:45:18,750 --> 00:45:20,786
那你就希望自己可以準備好

877
00:45:21,167 --> 00:45:22,373
你這輩子的夢想是甚麼？

878
00:45:22,375 --> 00:45:24,081
泡富婆吃軟飯

879
00:45:24,083 --> 00:45:26,665
現在你泡到富婆了，夢想達到一半了

880
00:45:27,625 --> 00:45:29,331
能吃軟飯

881
00:45:29,333 --> 00:45:31,198
不代表能做爸爸啊

882
00:45:31,208 --> 00:45:33,415
隨便它吧，最重要是甚麼

883
00:45:33,417 --> 00:45:35,624
過幾個月，寶寶出生了

884
00:45:35,625 --> 00:45:36,910
如果能證明真是你的

885
00:45:36,917 --> 00:45:39,203
那就夫憑子貴，衝上雲宵

886
00:45:42,042 --> 00:45:43,703
但是那麼寶寶是馮仁炳的又如何？

887
00:45:43,708 --> 00:45:45,369
敲詐她一筆分手費

888
00:45:46,333 --> 00:45:48,574
如果是你的，你又贏錢

889
00:45:48,583 --> 00:45:50,198
如果不是你的，你又贏錢

890
00:45:50,208 --> 00:45:52,369
這次你是坐著等收錢啊

891
00:45:55,750 --> 00:45:57,115
你怎麼可以這麼冷靜的

892
00:45:58,458 --> 00:46:00,449
你可以分析得這麼到位的

893
00:46:01,250 --> 00:46:02,831
你今日吃了甚麼？

894
00:46:02,833 --> 00:46:04,369
我都是跟你學習的

895
00:46:04,375 --> 00:46:05,740
但是你幹嘛打我呢？

896
00:46:06,042 --> 00:46:07,953
是的，我幹嘛打你呢？

897
00:46:08,042 --> 00:46:09,202
是啊

898
00:46:09,625 --> 00:46:11,411
因為你弄大了烏冬的肚子

899
00:46:11,417 --> 00:46:12,782
不要以為我聽不見

900
00:46:12,792 --> 00:46:14,532
不是我弄大的

901
00:46:14,542 --> 00:46:17,614
阿一搞大的，純種西摩

902
00:46:17,625 --> 00:46:20,207
只要誕下小狗，我們又賺幾十萬了

903
00:46:22,458 --> 00:46:23,743
你幹嗎又打我呀？

904
00:46:25,083 --> 00:46:27,074
不枉我教育你一場

905
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,366
聰明，搞定

906
00:46:30,542 --> 00:46:31,622
搞定

907
00:46:31,625 --> 00:46:32,410
好

908
00:46:32,833 --> 00:46:35,040
謝謝查理哥

909
00:46:38,083 --> 00:46:40,244
你近來做甚麼

910
00:46:40,250 --> 00:46:43,617
拼命的買花膠蟲草這些東西

911
00:46:43,625 --> 00:46:46,992
自己玩多了，玩到腎虧了嗎？

912
00:46:53,667 --> 00:46:55,953
幹嗎這麼愁，死了爸爸嗎？

913
00:46:57,167 --> 00:47:00,330
你的男人死了很久了，當然不是死爸爸

914
00:47:00,333 --> 00:47:01,618
這次當爸爸

915
00:47:02,708 --> 00:47:04,369
當爸爸？

916
00:47:04,500 --> 00:47:06,866
嘩，那我豈不是當奶奶了

917
00:47:07,042 --> 00:47:09,124
咦，你有女朋友的嗎？

918
00:47:12,458 --> 00:47:14,540
明白明白，我很開通的

919
00:47:14,542 --> 00:47:16,874
那些甚麼一夜情是嗎

920
00:47:16,875 --> 00:47:18,786
有甚麼大不了

921
00:47:18,792 --> 00:47:22,535
現在生了寶寶才交往更流行

922
00:47:22,667 --> 00:47:25,329
不管了，我有孫抱

923
00:47:25,333 --> 00:47:27,665
訂卡拉ok房唱一個晚上慶祝一下

924
00:47:27,667 --> 00:47:30,079
老媽，先不要訂，不要訂

925
00:47:31,542 --> 00:47:34,454
其實這次技術上出了些問題

926
00:47:35,500 --> 00:47:39,789
那寶寶有一半機會不是我的

927
00:47:42,458 --> 00:47:45,325
你這麼混帳的，你認識了甚麼人呀？

928
00:47:45,333 --> 00:47:47,039
我現在就想平心靜氣跟你說

929
00:47:47,042 --> 00:47:48,498
你發甚麼脾氣！

930
00:47:50,292 --> 00:47:54,080
冷靜

931
00:47:54,083 --> 00:47:57,746
你是不是很喜歡那女生？

932
00:47:58,667 --> 00:48:00,157
都挺欣賞她的

933
00:48:02,208 --> 00:48:05,280
接下來這條比較難回答

934
00:48:06,375 --> 00:48:10,243
如果寶寶是你的，我相信你一定會負責任

935
00:48:10,250 --> 00:48:13,492
如果寶寶不是你的，你不需要負責任

936
00:48:13,500 --> 00:48:15,161
但是如果寶寶不是你的

937
00:48:15,167 --> 00:48:17,579
經手那個混蛋又不負責任

938
00:48:17,583 --> 00:48:21,496
你還欣賞這女生嗎？

939
00:48:23,083 --> 00:48:26,371
老媽，你這條問題不是比較難回答

940
00:48:26,375 --> 00:48:27,706
是非常難回答

941
00:48:28,667 --> 00:48:33,081
今天晚上你把枕頭墊高，狠狠的想清楚吧

942
00:48:57,167 --> 00:48:58,031
早安，老媽

943
00:48:59,375 --> 00:49:00,911
整個晚上沒睡覺呀

944
00:49:00,917 --> 00:49:03,033
我想了一晚上，有結果了

945
00:49:03,042 --> 00:49:04,498
甚麼結果？

946
00:49:04,500 --> 00:49:05,990
欣不欣賞她晚一點再說

947
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:07,115
但是男人大丈夫

948
00:49:07,125 --> 00:49:10,037
怎樣都是先照顧好孕婦，你說對不對？

949
00:49:10,042 --> 00:49:11,077
一定對

950
00:49:16,750 --> 00:49:18,206
謝謝老媽

951
00:49:19,875 --> 00:49:22,582
臭小子終於學做男人大丈夫

952
00:49:23,250 --> 00:49:24,581
祖先有靈了

953
00:49:24,583 --> 00:49:27,325
我馬上給他的親爹親媽燒柱香

954
00:49:34,250 --> 00:49:36,286
姐姐，是你叫車的嗎？

955
00:49:36,292 --> 00:49:38,374
是的，我去中環

956
00:49:38,375 --> 00:49:39,911
按錶加五百

957
00:49:39,917 --> 00:49:42,659
這麼貴呀，那我不坐了，謝謝

958
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:46,831
不坐都要給五百

959
00:49:47,625 --> 00:49:48,535
喂

960
00:49:49,958 --> 00:49:50,993
給五百

961
00:49:51,333 --> 00:49:52,368
神經病

962
00:49:53,292 --> 00:49:54,202
給五百

963
00:49:57,333 --> 00:49:58,539
查理

964
00:50:00,417 --> 00:50:01,623
幹嗎欺負女人？

965
00:50:01,625 --> 00:50:02,831
你是誰？

966
00:50:03,458 --> 00:50:05,244
我剛才買早餐的時候

967
00:50:05,833 --> 00:50:08,540
我最喜歡的糯米雞賣光了

968
00:50:09,042 --> 00:50:12,079
我好不服氣，你不要衝撞我

969
00:50:12,750 --> 00:50:15,207
不要迫我出手，拿著

970
00:50:15,667 --> 00:50:19,580
我猜你最喜歡吃的糯米雞給我買了

971
00:50:19,875 --> 00:50:21,490
我還吃了一半

972
00:50:21,500 --> 00:50:22,660
是嗎？

973
00:50:22,667 --> 00:50:23,827
那就接著吃掉它吧

974
00:50:23,833 --> 00:50:25,073
你好不服氣吧

975
00:50:25,375 --> 00:50:26,455
如果弄傷我這些傷健人士

976
00:50:26,458 --> 00:50:28,369
你罪加一等，喂喂喂

977
00:50:28,375 --> 00:50:31,947
還走，走吧，走吧

978
00:50:34,542 --> 00:50:37,249
我已經算是無賴，你還比我更無賴

979
00:50:38,833 --> 00:50:39,572
佛山…

980
00:50:39,583 --> 00:50:43,121
嗨，無影腳

981
00:50:43,500 --> 00:50:44,285
哎呀

982
00:50:52,375 --> 00:50:55,082
好痛，好痛，我鼻子有事嗎？

983
00:50:55,750 --> 00:50:57,490
咦，你有聽見「嗶嗶」聲嗎？

984
00:50:57,500 --> 00:51:00,242
皮外傷，皮外傷，沒事，放心吧

985
00:51:00,333 --> 00:51:02,198
來來來

986
00:51:02,542 --> 00:51:04,703
不對啊，我認識查理這麼久，未見他笑過

987
00:51:04,708 --> 00:51:06,198
你看他笑得

988
00:51:07,833 --> 00:51:08,868
頂

989
00:51:09,667 --> 00:51:11,908
乖乖乖，吹一下，吹一下

990
00:51:12,167 --> 00:51:14,203
真真，我想得很清楚了

991
00:51:14,917 --> 00:51:17,624
為了方便我照顧你，你就搬來我家住吧

992
00:51:17,625 --> 00:51:18,910
你走開吧

993
00:51:19,417 --> 00:51:21,248
還是我搬過來，我照顧她

994
00:51:21,250 --> 00:51:23,741
你看你現在甚麼樣子，歪鼻子毀容

995
00:51:23,750 --> 00:51:24,705
我鼻子歪了嗎？

996
00:51:24,708 --> 00:51:26,164
不要吵了！

997
00:51:26,750 --> 00:51:28,160
我喜歡一個人住

998
00:51:28,167 --> 00:51:30,078
如果有甚麼事的話我會找你們的

999
00:51:30,083 --> 00:51:31,368
不是，我鼻子歪

1000
00:51:34,625 --> 00:51:36,707
阿炳，你喜歡我嗎？

1001
00:51:37,083 --> 00:51:38,289
喜歡

1002
00:51:38,292 --> 00:51:39,498
大聲點

1003
00:51:39,500 --> 00:51:40,580
喜歡

1004
00:51:40,583 --> 00:51:41,789
再大聲點

1005
00:51:41,792 --> 00:51:42,907
喜歡

1006
00:51:44,542 --> 00:51:50,583
頂，你這個混蛋，他媽的，好痛

1007
00:51:50,583 --> 00:51:51,663
停，停，拍照

1008
00:51:51,667 --> 00:51:53,157
不拍了，不拍，我好痛啊

1009
00:51:53,167 --> 00:51:55,579
還有聲音嗎？

1010
00:51:55,583 --> 00:51:57,574
對啊，沒了「嗶嗶」聲啊

1011
00:51:57,750 --> 00:51:59,456
謝謝你啊真真

1012
00:51:59,458 --> 00:52:00,664
不客氣

1013
00:52:02,208 --> 00:52:03,243
你幹嗎？

1014
00:52:03,375 --> 00:52:04,865
查理 聽見了嗎

1015
00:52:08,792 --> 00:52:11,249
剛剛司機追你的時候

1016
00:52:11,250 --> 00:52:13,332
你的手腳怎麼變得麻利了

1017
00:52:13,333 --> 00:52:16,200
還跑得那麼快，你說清楚

1018
00:52:16,208 --> 00:52:18,324
有嗎，我自己都沒發現

1019
00:52:19,042 --> 00:52:20,748
對啊

1020
00:52:20,750 --> 00:52:22,286
怎麼會這樣的

1021
00:52:23,042 --> 00:52:26,114
一定是神蹟，一定是我誠心

1022
00:52:26,125 --> 00:52:30,038
每次祈禱都要吃飯，感動上帝

1023
00:52:30,750 --> 00:52:32,490
祂幫我手腳開光

1024
00:52:33,000 --> 00:52:37,448
哈利路亞，哈利路亞

1025
00:52:39,708 --> 00:52:41,699
我痊癒了

1026
00:52:41,708 --> 00:52:43,039
你真是荒謬

1027
00:52:43,042 --> 00:52:44,031
你不老老實實講清楚

1028
00:52:44,042 --> 00:52:45,578
我立刻報警說你行騙

1029
00:52:45,583 --> 00:52:46,868
你快點解釋清楚

1030
00:52:46,875 --> 00:52:48,035
我講

1031
00:52:48,042 --> 00:52:49,122
其實

1032
00:52:49,125 --> 00:52:50,865
其實是關二哥幫我開光

1033
00:52:51,083 --> 00:52:52,573
你這個混蛋

1034
00:52:54,125 --> 00:52:55,831
再給他一次機會

1035
00:52:58,167 --> 00:52:59,373
鬆手，好吧

1036
00:52:59,375 --> 00:53:01,411
有事慢慢講，不要動手動腳

1037
00:53:05,667 --> 00:53:10,036
當飛機師是我小時候的夢想

1038
00:53:16,708 --> 00:53:17,914
送給你的

1039
00:53:17,917 --> 00:53:18,906
謝謝

1040
00:53:22,250 --> 00:53:25,083
但是我運氣不好，因為發燒

1041
00:53:25,333 --> 00:53:27,870
令到一根手指有痙攣

1042
00:53:27,875 --> 00:53:29,615
令我當不了機師

1043
00:53:29,625 --> 00:53:32,082
既然上天要給我這個病

1044
00:53:32,083 --> 00:53:34,620
所以我決定和這個病做朋友

1045
00:53:34,625 --> 00:53:35,455
利用它

1046
00:53:35,458 --> 00:53:36,823
要得到所有便宜

1047
00:53:36,833 --> 00:53:38,744
騙盡所有人的同情

1048
00:53:42,375 --> 00:53:44,036
你感動嗎？

1049
00:53:44,958 --> 00:53:48,030
一點也不感動，你呢？

1050
00:53:58,000 --> 00:53:59,536
對不起

1051
00:53:59,542 --> 00:54:01,874
我荷爾蒙失調

1052
00:54:01,875 --> 00:54:03,991
控制不住自己

1053
00:54:05,958 --> 00:54:07,118
查理

1054
00:54:08,625 --> 00:54:11,082
其實我很同情你的

1055
00:54:11,417 --> 00:54:13,658
你看你說謊說了那麼多年

1056
00:54:14,250 --> 00:54:16,787
一定很辛苦，心裡很難受吧

1057
00:54:17,583 --> 00:54:20,746
沒辦法，不騙也騙了這麼多年

1058
00:54:20,750 --> 00:54:24,447
但是這條村的村民太過單純

1059
00:54:24,917 --> 00:54:26,532
所以不可以讓他們知道這件事

1060
00:54:26,625 --> 00:54:27,535
如果不是

1061
00:54:27,542 --> 00:54:29,783
他們很容易放棄自己，知道嗎？

1062
00:54:30,292 --> 00:54:32,032
村民在想甚麼你懂個屁

1063
00:54:32,042 --> 00:54:34,408
你又不是村長，你先顧好自己吧

1064
00:54:36,167 --> 00:54:37,122
阿炳

1065
00:54:37,125 --> 00:54:40,572
村長

1066
00:54:42,625 --> 00:54:44,536
你能不能幫幫查理呀？

1067
00:54:45,042 --> 00:54:48,785
幫是可以的，不過你倆要照我的話做

1068
00:54:48,917 --> 00:54:49,747
甚麼呀

1069
00:54:49,833 --> 00:54:53,655
各位鄉親，經過我們的明查暗訪

1070
00:54:53,667 --> 00:54:56,079
終於我重金禮聘到一位

1071
00:54:56,083 --> 00:54:58,665
針灸加氣功的高手

1072
00:54:58,667 --> 00:55:01,204
江湖人稱「動漫Maggie」的

1073
00:55:01,208 --> 00:55:03,699
余真大師

1074
00:55:11,125 --> 00:55:14,447
大師她有一套針灸加氣功的神功

1075
00:55:14,458 --> 00:55:16,540
可以治好查理的痙攣病

1076
00:55:19,375 --> 00:55:22,367
反正是假的，不用針灸這麼刺激的

1077
00:55:22,375 --> 00:55:24,491
說她會法術，變

1078
00:55:24,500 --> 00:55:27,537
那我站起來，那就交代了村民

1079
00:55:27,958 --> 00:55:28,743
荒謬

1080
00:55:28,750 --> 00:55:29,830
你以為美少女戰士嗎？

1081
00:55:29,833 --> 00:55:31,118
一點說服力也沒有

1082
00:55:31,667 --> 00:55:32,702
查理他信心不足

1083
00:55:32,708 --> 00:55:34,323
大家給他一點鼓勵

1084
00:55:38,583 --> 00:55:39,493
來吧

1085
00:55:58,542 --> 00:56:01,124
針灸怎麼會針到流血

1086
00:56:01,125 --> 00:56:02,365
這個大師可行的嗎？

1087
00:56:03,542 --> 00:56:05,032
大師她說了

1088
00:56:05,042 --> 00:56:07,624
通者就不痛，痛者就不通

1089
00:56:07,625 --> 00:56:10,037
查理流出來的這些全是瘀血

1090
00:56:10,042 --> 00:56:12,454
流光了血脈就通，謝謝大家

1091
00:56:13,083 --> 00:56:15,199
查理平常拐得最厲害就是腳

1092
00:56:15,208 --> 00:56:17,290
腳底的湧泉穴那針一定少不了

1093
00:56:18,417 --> 00:56:20,032
不要針腳底

1094
00:56:20,042 --> 00:56:21,248
我康復了，你看

1095
00:56:26,250 --> 00:56:28,332
你都騙了我們村民這麼久了

1096
00:56:28,333 --> 00:56:30,540
這個就當補賞吧

1097
00:56:30,542 --> 00:56:36,663
湧泉穴…

1098
00:56:36,667 --> 00:56:38,623
你別跟他們瘋吧

1099
00:56:38,625 --> 00:56:40,661
你別以為你懷孕了我就不敢打你呀

1100
00:56:41,833 --> 00:56:42,788
很快就過去了

1101
00:56:43,250 --> 00:56:52,079
湧泉穴…

1102
00:57:03,167 --> 00:57:04,407
康復了

1103
00:57:04,417 --> 00:57:05,657
一定康復了

1104
00:57:06,625 --> 00:57:07,990
好極了

1105
00:57:11,667 --> 00:57:13,532
查理，三嬸好替你開心

1106
00:57:13,542 --> 00:57:14,952
請你吃個糯米雞

1107
00:57:15,792 --> 00:57:16,497
算了吧

1108
00:57:16,500 --> 00:57:19,162
你不用再可憐我了三嬸，我康復了

1109
00:57:19,167 --> 00:57:22,659
你把你的同情心給其他有需要的人吧

1110
00:57:22,667 --> 00:57:25,079
你有沒有病我都好疼你的

1111
00:57:25,083 --> 00:57:26,789
我不是同情你

1112
00:57:26,792 --> 00:57:29,329
因為你有愛心

1113
00:57:29,333 --> 00:57:31,119
經常照顧那些流浪狗

1114
00:57:31,500 --> 00:57:33,866
拿去吧

1115
00:57:35,417 --> 00:57:36,623
拿去吧

1116
00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:39,240
謝謝啊三嬸

1117
00:57:41,208 --> 00:57:42,288
對了

1118
00:57:43,042 --> 00:57:45,454
三嬸家裡的水管都塞了很久了

1119
00:57:45,458 --> 00:57:47,824
不如你幫她通一通，當做運動吧，好嗎？

1120
00:57:47,833 --> 00:57:48,618
好

1121
00:57:48,708 --> 00:57:52,246
三嬸呀，水管塞了這麼久通了也沒用

1122
00:57:52,625 --> 00:57:53,956
換條新的吧

1123
00:57:53,958 --> 00:57:54,947
更好

1124
00:57:55,542 --> 00:57:56,622
換水管吧

1125
00:57:57,792 --> 00:57:59,373
喂…

1126
00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:02,831
你的腳好了，不用再拐了

1127
00:58:03,833 --> 00:58:06,290
哦，不好意思各位村民

1128
00:58:06,583 --> 00:58:09,040
我拐了一輩子給人看

1129
00:58:09,042 --> 00:58:12,159
有時候不是說改就改掉的

1130
00:58:12,333 --> 00:58:13,948
不過會改的

1131
00:58:13,958 --> 00:58:15,164
會改的

1132
00:58:15,875 --> 00:58:16,830
謝謝了

1133
00:58:18,542 --> 00:58:20,703
好了，去通水管了

1134
00:58:22,417 --> 00:58:24,408
走了走了，換新水管

1135
00:58:27,750 --> 00:58:29,832
放鬆點，吸氣

1136
00:58:30,708 --> 00:58:31,868
推

1137
00:58:32,667 --> 00:58:33,873
用力，推

1138
00:58:34,042 --> 00:58:35,157
出來吧

1139
00:58:35,167 --> 00:58:36,077
吸氣

1140
00:58:41,208 --> 00:58:43,039
你很緊張呀？

1141
00:58:43,042 --> 00:58:44,327
不是，我人有三急

1142
00:58:44,333 --> 00:58:45,823
不知道廁所在哪

1143
00:58:46,292 --> 00:58:47,873
廁所不是在那嗎？

1144
00:58:47,875 --> 00:58:48,660
謝謝

1145
00:58:48,667 --> 00:58:49,827
出生了

1146
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:51,035
他媽的

1147
00:58:51,625 --> 00:58:52,239
來

1148
00:58:52,250 --> 00:58:53,080
你不上廁所了？

1149
00:58:53,083 --> 00:58:54,072
留待遲些再去吧

1150
00:58:57,208 --> 00:58:59,164
你看…三隻 好可愛啊

1151
00:58:59,667 --> 00:59:00,998
你看那一隻

1152
00:59:01,542 --> 00:59:03,248
這樣的啊 怎麼這麼小呀？

1153
00:59:04,875 --> 00:59:05,455
就是這樣的

1154
00:59:10,125 --> 00:59:10,739
你…

1155
00:59:10,750 --> 00:59:11,956
坐坐吧，坐一會

1156
00:59:15,042 --> 00:59:17,249
你沒事吧？

1157
00:59:18,458 --> 00:59:19,322
沒事吧？

1158
00:59:19,500 --> 00:59:20,831
好像是寶寶在踢的啊

1159
00:59:21,250 --> 00:59:22,080
他

1160
00:59:23,583 --> 00:59:25,414
這麼有趣，摸摸吧

1161
00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:27,864
是不是呀？

1162
00:59:28,958 --> 00:59:29,868
是啊

1163
00:59:29,875 --> 00:59:30,830
有啊

1164
00:59:30,833 --> 00:59:31,788
真的會動的

1165
00:59:31,792 --> 00:59:32,827
叫爸爸

1166
00:59:32,833 --> 00:59:33,913
爸你個死人頭

1167
00:59:34,750 --> 00:59:36,991
這邊才是爸爸，這邊才是爸爸

1168
00:59:39,750 --> 00:59:41,286
挺大力的

1169
00:59:42,750 --> 00:59:44,957
怎樣啊狗王標，生了

1170
00:59:44,958 --> 00:59:46,414
賣了錢分一人一半

1171
00:59:47,500 --> 00:59:50,116
可不可以不要把這些狗寶寶給賣了啊？

1172
00:59:50,125 --> 00:59:52,036
不然牠媽媽會很傷心的

1173
00:59:56,250 --> 00:59:57,581
可是三隻都是黑色的

1174
00:59:58,583 --> 00:59:59,993
說不定牠走去村口

1175
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,912
被村口那隻流浪狗給上了啊

1176
01:00:04,917 --> 01:00:06,327
動物世界的感情生活

1177
01:00:06,333 --> 01:00:08,289
我們真是控制不了啊

1178
01:00:09,583 --> 01:00:10,993
那下次吧，不好意思

1179
01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:11,989
隨他吧

1180
01:00:13,375 --> 01:00:16,242
查理哥，你不是吧？

1181
01:00:16,250 --> 01:00:19,868
你知道狗王標說這隻狗現在升價八萬多

1182
01:00:19,875 --> 01:00:22,787
這裡三只有二十多萬

1183
01:00:22,792 --> 01:00:24,703
你泡妞泡傻了嗎？

1184
01:00:25,250 --> 01:00:27,366
你現在認真的還是說笑的，甚麼態度？

1185
01:00:27,375 --> 01:00:29,457
這裡甚麼地方？你說話不分尊卑

1186
01:00:29,458 --> 01:00:31,824
你看你像甚麼

1187
01:00:31,833 --> 01:00:34,119
爛泥扶不上柄

1188
01:00:34,125 --> 01:00:35,285
你為了這女人

1189
01:00:35,292 --> 01:00:36,782
整個人都退步了

1190
01:00:36,792 --> 01:00:38,453
你說甚麼呀？

1191
01:00:38,458 --> 01:00:40,744
我告訴你，陳太李太郭太

1192
01:00:40,750 --> 01:00:42,490
三個都爭著說要嫁給我

1193
01:00:42,500 --> 01:00:43,910
我都不知道選那一個？

1194
01:00:45,667 --> 01:00:47,077
白吃白不吃

1195
01:00:47,625 --> 01:00:49,035
我決定三個通吃

1196
01:00:49,292 --> 01:00:52,159
你，抱住這些小狗過下輩子吧

1197
01:00:56,583 --> 01:00:58,949
你以後不是我老大

1198
01:01:00,417 --> 01:01:02,749
你這個混蛋，你真是以為我痙攣的嗎

1199
01:01:03,167 --> 01:01:04,873
白吃白不吃？

1200
01:01:05,542 --> 01:01:08,033
臭小子

1201
01:01:08,500 --> 01:01:11,867
那麼大膽，一人踏三船

1202
01:01:11,875 --> 01:01:12,705
是啊

1203
01:01:12,708 --> 01:01:16,371
看你樣子笨笨實實，原來也不是真心的

1204
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:18,240
該死呀

1205
01:01:18,542 --> 01:01:19,998
查理哥，救命呀

1206
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:22,412
繼續，不要給我面子

1207
01:01:23,500 --> 01:01:30,451
你個混蛋·…

1208
01:01:30,458 --> 01:01:31,493
謝謝

1209
01:01:34,833 --> 01:01:37,745
為何我們三人看著人被人打都那麼開心？

1210
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:41,082
可能因為我們三個都是壞人

1211
01:01:57,500 --> 01:01:58,285
拿去

1212
01:02:00,875 --> 01:02:03,912
聖誕快樂…

1213
01:02:08,417 --> 01:02:09,406
看你喜歡嗎？

1214
01:02:16,542 --> 01:02:17,327
聖誕快樂…

1215
01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:21,080
這個是你的

1216
01:02:34,583 --> 01:02:35,413
機長

1217
01:02:35,750 --> 01:02:36,580
機長

1218
01:02:36,583 --> 01:02:37,413
謝謝

1219
01:02:37,708 --> 01:02:39,494
聖誕快樂

1220
01:02:41,292 --> 01:02:42,122
謝謝

1221
01:02:42,125 --> 01:02:43,535
來來來，採青

1222
01:02:44,250 --> 01:02:46,832
拿個金幣，金玉滿堂

1223
01:02:46,833 --> 01:02:47,788
謝謝

1224
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:51,365
你沒事吧？

1225
01:02:53,750 --> 01:02:55,456
寶寶跟我拜年了

1226
01:02:58,250 --> 01:03:00,286
在這個簡單而隆重的簽約儀式之後

1227
01:03:00,292 --> 01:03:03,580
100M極速光纖寬頻計劃，正式展開

1228
01:03:05,750 --> 01:03:07,536
好，禮成…

1229
01:03:08,042 --> 01:03:11,990
合作愉快…謝謝了

1230
01:03:21,875 --> 01:03:23,240
幹甚麼，許願嗎，許甚麼願？

1231
01:03:23,833 --> 01:03:26,575
願望說出來就不靈驗了！不能告訴你

1232
01:03:28,417 --> 01:03:31,739
不過這個願望是跟你、我、還有查理

1233
01:03:32,833 --> 01:03:34,494
還有我肚裡的寶寶有關係

1234
01:03:34,500 --> 01:03:38,288
你…你現在才許個這樣的願？

1235
01:03:43,250 --> 01:03:44,114
不能砍

1236
01:03:45,750 --> 01:03:47,490
村長先生，先下來吧，先下來

1237
01:03:47,500 --> 01:03:48,285
不要動氣

1238
01:03:48,792 --> 01:03:50,248
不是，合約列明了

1239
01:03:50,250 --> 01:03:52,036
這棵樹我們是一定要砍的

1240
01:03:52,042 --> 01:03:53,373
是嗎，寫了是這樣嗎，拿來看看

1241
01:03:53,375 --> 01:03:54,831
你看看吧

1242
01:03:54,833 --> 01:03:55,663
白紙黑字

1243
01:03:58,917 --> 01:04:00,157
村長你發脾氣是嗎？

1244
01:04:00,167 --> 01:04:00,997
沒有

1245
01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:02,490
不要緊…合作愉快吧

1246
01:04:02,500 --> 01:04:04,866
不打擾你了，不好意思…再見

1247
01:04:04,875 --> 01:04:06,866
再見，走快點

1248
01:04:08,042 --> 01:04:09,373
等收我律師信吧

1249
01:04:10,167 --> 01:04:10,997
傻的

1250
01:04:12,292 --> 01:04:13,372
你笑甚麼？

1251
01:04:14,417 --> 01:04:15,532
每次你裝壞人的時候

1252
01:04:15,542 --> 01:04:16,952
我都覺得你很搞笑

1253
01:04:16,958 --> 01:04:19,574
甚麼裝呀，我是貨真價實的壞人

1254
01:04:20,583 --> 01:04:22,494
我覺得你是個很善良的人

1255
01:04:23,083 --> 01:04:23,993
我跟你說

1256
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:25,706
你再貶低我村長這個形象呢

1257
01:04:25,708 --> 01:04:26,948
我就對你不客氣

1258
01:04:26,958 --> 01:04:31,657
我們從盤底吸氣到頭頂

1259
01:04:31,667 --> 01:04:36,286
然後可以喊出聲，呀…

1260
01:04:36,292 --> 01:04:39,284
這樣呼氣，感覺像是推出去

1261
01:04:39,292 --> 01:04:40,748
方便你們日後生產

1262
01:04:41,583 --> 01:04:43,949
準爸爸可以和準媽媽一起喊

1263
01:04:43,958 --> 01:04:45,164
鼓勵一下她們

1264
01:04:45,167 --> 01:04:46,327
吸氣

1265
01:04:54,917 --> 01:04:56,123
不好意思…

1266
01:04:56,125 --> 01:04:57,331
沒拉屎，屎急

1267
01:04:58,583 --> 01:04:59,868
「打石湖」呀，「打石湖」呀

1268
01:04:59,875 --> 01:05:00,864
進去躲雨吧

1269
01:05:00,958 --> 01:05:01,743
真是「打石湖」呀

1270
01:05:01,875 --> 01:05:03,285
就快「打石湖」呀，快點，走吧走吧

1271
01:05:03,292 --> 01:05:05,078
快點快點，「打石湖」呀

1272
01:05:05,708 --> 01:05:07,164
小心小心，快點吧快點吧

1273
01:05:08,167 --> 01:05:09,498
快點呀，「打石湖」呀

1274
01:05:15,208 --> 01:05:16,288
真下了

1275
01:05:17,042 --> 01:05:18,498
不怕，很快會停

1276
01:05:18,500 --> 01:05:20,161
「打石湖」這種雨這裡常常有的

1277
01:05:20,167 --> 01:05:21,873
「打石湖」是甚麼？

1278
01:05:21,875 --> 01:05:23,831
「打石湖」是水上人家話

1279
01:05:23,833 --> 01:05:25,323
就是雷陣雨的意思

1280
01:05:25,542 --> 01:05:27,999
不過很快會過的，過了天氣還比之前的好

1281
01:05:28,667 --> 01:05:30,203
人生都有「打石湖」的

1282
01:05:30,208 --> 01:05:32,915
最重要是不要怕，過去了就沒事的

1283
01:05:34,917 --> 01:05:36,202
對吧

1284
01:05:36,208 --> 01:05:37,243
停了

1285
01:05:48,083 --> 01:05:49,243
雙彩虹啊

1286
01:05:50,542 --> 01:05:51,531
好開心啊

1287
01:05:52,667 --> 01:05:54,498
雙彩虹有甚麼好開心？

1288
01:05:54,500 --> 01:05:55,831
四條我都見過了

1289
01:05:56,375 --> 01:05:58,240
我很久沒有這種感覺了

1290
01:06:01,667 --> 01:06:03,953
原來快樂可以很簡單

1291
01:06:04,625 --> 01:06:05,865
簡單快樂

1292
01:06:06,375 --> 01:06:07,831
甚麼？

1293
01:06:08,375 --> 01:06:09,956
她說「先谷啤蛇」

1294
01:06:09,958 --> 01:06:12,370
那就實收一注，那當然簡單快樂了

1295
01:06:13,083 --> 01:06:14,243
但你「先谷啤蛇」

1296
01:06:14,250 --> 01:06:15,410
視乎你的最尾有甚麼牌啊

1297
01:06:15,542 --> 01:06:17,578
如果你只有「啤蛇」那麼你就輸了

1298
01:06:17,583 --> 01:06:18,493
不是

1299
01:06:18,500 --> 01:06:20,365
是simple pleasure

1300
01:06:20,375 --> 01:06:23,492
不是啊，跟我講一次

1301
01:06:23,500 --> 01:06:25,286
「先谷啤蛇」

1302
01:06:26,625 --> 01:06:27,990
「先谷啤蛇」

1303
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:28,864
是

1304
01:06:28,875 --> 01:06:30,911
實收一注

1305
01:06:30,917 --> 01:06:32,908
簡單快樂

1306
01:06:32,917 --> 01:06:34,828
「頂你個肺」…

1307
01:06:34,833 --> 01:06:36,619
好極

1308
01:06:46,250 --> 01:06:47,456
幸好我盯著你

1309
01:06:47,458 --> 01:06:49,619
靜悄悄走進人家房子？

1310
01:06:49,625 --> 01:06:50,740
偷了人家甚麼呀？

1311
01:06:50,750 --> 01:06:52,911
不是呀

1312
01:06:52,917 --> 01:06:54,373
我剛才替余真換床單

1313
01:06:54,375 --> 01:06:57,037
在床褥底無意中發現的

1314
01:06:58,083 --> 01:06:59,414
我不是寶寶的爸爸

1315
01:07:01,708 --> 01:07:03,244
賽果正常吧

1316
01:07:03,250 --> 01:07:05,081
只是你經常咬牙切齒的說

1317
01:07:05,083 --> 01:07:07,449
那寶寶一定是我的

1318
01:07:07,458 --> 01:07:09,369
那算吧，知道也好啊

1319
01:07:10,375 --> 01:07:11,865
當乾爹，好吧？

1320
01:07:11,875 --> 01:07:13,285
你不要太得意吧

1321
01:07:13,292 --> 01:07:14,998
寶寶都不是你的

1322
01:07:16,208 --> 01:07:18,164
生育協議書，她幹嗎要？

1323
01:07:20,125 --> 01:07:21,410
你不早說？

1324
01:07:21,417 --> 01:07:23,408
我一進來你不說，說了一頓這些廢話

1325
01:07:25,125 --> 01:07:26,285
去找她，去問她

1326
01:07:26,292 --> 01:07:28,453
問她都多餘吧，她必定說不是的

1327
01:07:28,458 --> 01:07:30,164
就算答你都很敷衍的

1328
01:07:31,167 --> 01:07:32,623
你現在當我是余真，你問我

1329
01:07:35,083 --> 01:07:36,539
你是甚麼意思？

1330
01:07:38,250 --> 01:07:39,535
你不要怪我

1331
01:07:39,542 --> 01:07:40,622
我不想的

1332
01:07:40,875 --> 01:07:43,912
我只是為了肚子裡面的孩子

1333
01:07:44,875 --> 01:07:46,115
你還說孩子

1334
01:07:47,042 --> 01:07:47,997
孕婦不能打的

1335
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:49,365
你說是問來都多餘吧

1336
01:07:53,417 --> 01:07:55,203
我好生氣，我真的好生氣

1337
01:07:56,250 --> 01:07:57,535
我這輩子未做過好人

1338
01:07:57,542 --> 01:07:59,703
第一次做好人就被人騙

1339
01:07:59,708 --> 01:08:02,495
不行，我要找東西擲…

1340
01:08:02,500 --> 01:08:03,410
找些貴的

1341
01:08:03,417 --> 01:08:05,658
你先冷靜點吧

1342
01:08:05,667 --> 01:08:06,702
依我的看法

1343
01:08:06,708 --> 01:08:09,370
姓史那個混蛋現在一定在找那壞女人

1344
01:08:10,083 --> 01:08:11,038
耶穌說的

1345
01:08:11,042 --> 01:08:12,282
富貴險中求

1346
01:08:12,292 --> 01:08:13,407
何鴻燊說的

1347
01:08:13,417 --> 01:08:15,783
何鴻燊說的，富貴險中求

1348
01:08:16,375 --> 01:08:17,785
我們就去找姓史的

1349
01:08:18,208 --> 01:08:20,665
要他一兩百萬，順一順氣

1350
01:08:21,625 --> 01:08:24,332
兩位一場來到，有甚麼可以滿足兩位？

1351
01:08:24,917 --> 01:08:26,453
那很容易吧

1352
01:08:26,458 --> 01:08:27,664
你有甚麼可以滿足我們？

1353
01:08:27,917 --> 01:08:30,408
史公子就是問有甚麼可以滿足你們

1354
01:08:30,417 --> 01:08:31,782
你滿足了我們

1355
01:08:31,792 --> 01:08:33,578
我們就滿足你們

1356
01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:43,413
為了表示我的誠意，銀目你們自己寫

1357
01:08:44,708 --> 01:08:45,948
那麼寫多少？

1358
01:08:45,958 --> 01:08:47,118
別緊張

1359
01:08:49,292 --> 01:08:52,955
人家開了這樣的條件，那當然寫盡它吧

1360
01:08:52,958 --> 01:08:53,788
一百萬

1361
01:08:54,542 --> 01:08:55,657
一百萬？

1362
01:08:55,667 --> 01:08:56,656
太多了嗎？

1363
01:08:57,250 --> 01:08:58,660
那當然寫一千萬吧

1364
01:08:58,667 --> 01:09:00,373
這樣是看不起史公子啊

1365
01:09:00,375 --> 01:09:01,615
你這麼貪心

1366
01:09:01,625 --> 01:09:03,707
人家出幾十萬就幹掉我們兩個了

1367
01:09:04,125 --> 01:09:04,910
那麼寫多少？

1368
01:09:05,625 --> 01:09:06,455
六百萬

1369
01:09:06,458 --> 01:09:09,040
這個數目，有要求之餘，又得體

1370
01:09:09,833 --> 01:09:10,663
六百萬

1371
01:09:11,375 --> 01:09:12,785
寫我名 你是傻的嗎？

1372
01:09:12,792 --> 01:09:14,407
然後我轉賬給你 寫你的名？

1373
01:09:14,417 --> 01:09:15,247
看到了嗎？

1374
01:09:15,250 --> 01:09:16,911
我們同一家銀行的

1375
01:09:17,333 --> 01:09:18,243
寫我的名…

1376
01:09:18,250 --> 01:09:19,660
同一家銀行，寫我的名都可以

1377
01:09:19,667 --> 01:09:21,828
寫我名吧，我轉賬給你就是了，你信我

1378
01:09:21,833 --> 01:09:22,993
兩位都一把年紀了

1379
01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:25,491
為了那幾百萬而傷和氣有甚麼意義呢

1380
01:09:28,250 --> 01:09:29,740
一人一張支票

1381
01:09:29,750 --> 01:09:31,786
每人三百萬，那就不用爭了

1382
01:09:32,167 --> 01:09:33,031
這樣都好啊

1383
01:09:34,250 --> 01:09:35,365
讓我多問一句

1384
01:09:35,375 --> 01:09:36,455
你戶口有錢的嗎

1385
01:09:36,458 --> 01:09:37,618
不會 「Bound chequess」（退票）？

1386
01:09:38,083 --> 01:09:39,994
你拿著史公子的Bounced cheque（支票）

1387
01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:41,365
去蘇富比拍賣的話

1388
01:09:41,792 --> 01:09:44,078
一個億都能賣啊鄉下佬

1389
01:09:44,292 --> 01:09:45,407
今天這麼高興

1390
01:09:45,417 --> 01:09:46,873
開兩瓶好東西來慶祝一下

1391
01:09:46,875 --> 01:09:47,955
好啊

1392
01:09:48,500 --> 01:09:52,243
這兩瓶是一九四五年的「莫吞乜春」

1393
01:09:52,750 --> 01:09:54,991
在外面炒到四五十萬一瓶

1394
01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:56,740
現在喝一瓶，少一瓶

1395
01:09:57,833 --> 01:09:59,369
有多少個零，個十百千

1396
01:09:59,375 --> 01:10:00,160
喝一瓶少一瓶啊

1397
01:10:00,167 --> 01:10:01,031
來吧，謝謝

1398
01:10:01,042 --> 01:10:01,827
試試

1399
01:10:02,292 --> 01:10:03,748
喂…

1400
01:10:03,750 --> 01:10:05,911
說是慶祝的，當然整瓶喝吧

1401
01:10:07,083 --> 01:10:09,699
這也對啊，四、五十萬一瓶

1402
01:10:09,708 --> 01:10:10,868
那麼不客氣了，來吧

1403
01:10:11,292 --> 01:10:12,122
來來來

1404
01:10:14,792 --> 01:10:15,622
你不喝的？

1405
01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:22,582
甚麼來的？怎麼會酸成這樣的

1406
01:10:25,208 --> 01:10:26,914
瓶子是我剩下來的

1407
01:10:27,500 --> 01:10:28,831
裡面的酒是超市裡

1408
01:10:28,833 --> 01:10:31,199
四十元一盒的那些便宜紅酒

1409
01:10:32,333 --> 01:10:34,824
基本上呢，我可以一毛也不掏

1410
01:10:35,250 --> 01:10:37,206
跟蹤你們就可以找到余真

1411
01:10:38,042 --> 01:10:39,998
如果你們想我簽了這張票

1412
01:10:40,208 --> 01:10:41,948
就整瓶紅酒乾了吧

1413
01:10:41,958 --> 01:10:43,118
每人三百萬

1414
01:10:43,125 --> 01:10:44,285
我一樣照付

1415
01:10:49,292 --> 01:10:52,250
用六百萬，就可以看余真失望的樣子

1416
01:10:54,167 --> 01:10:55,122
太值了

1417
01:11:01,250 --> 01:11:03,491
我不勉強人的，不喝就算了

1418
01:11:06,125 --> 01:11:07,114
來吧

1419
01:11:11,833 --> 01:11:13,164
每個人都有個價的

1420
01:11:13,958 --> 01:11:14,947
你們就是值這些

1421
01:11:14,958 --> 01:11:16,744
四十多元一盒的便宜紅酒了

1422
01:11:18,792 --> 01:11:20,202
四十元一盒都這麼好喝

1423
01:11:20,208 --> 01:11:22,199
來，乾

1424
01:11:26,833 --> 01:11:27,618
回來了？

1425
01:11:31,167 --> 01:11:31,952
Honey

1426
01:11:39,167 --> 01:11:39,952
坐

1427
01:11:44,417 --> 01:11:45,748
Honey，我終於找到你了

1428
01:11:45,750 --> 01:11:46,990
你知道我找得你有多辛苦嗎？

1429
01:11:51,333 --> 01:11:53,289
我一直都擔心你們甚麼時候會知道

1430
01:11:57,833 --> 01:12:01,121
現在好了，你們都知道了

1431
01:12:02,833 --> 01:12:04,039
還把他給帶來了

1432
01:12:04,042 --> 01:12:05,282
喂，十五二十

1433
01:12:05,292 --> 01:12:06,122
來吧

1434
01:12:06,125 --> 01:12:07,456
五個，十

1435
01:12:07,458 --> 01:12:08,243
十個

1436
01:12:08,375 --> 01:12:09,455
你還是跟我回去吧

1437
01:12:09,750 --> 01:12:11,115
我不會跟你回去的

1438
01:12:12,750 --> 01:12:16,288
我決定了，這個孩生下來會跟我姓

1439
01:12:16,292 --> 01:12:17,828
我會自己把他養大

1440
01:12:17,833 --> 01:12:19,448
不會要你們史家一分錢

1441
01:12:19,583 --> 01:12:20,823
現在不同了

1442
01:12:20,833 --> 01:12:22,994
那老頭上個月真的被我氣死了

1443
01:12:23,083 --> 01:12:23,947
Yeah

1444
01:12:24,167 --> 01:12:25,407
沒人可以再分開我們了

1445
01:12:27,542 --> 01:12:28,622
Honey

1446
01:12:30,083 --> 01:12:32,620
我知道我以前很不中用，又懦弱

1447
01:12:32,625 --> 01:12:35,207
所以，一直都很內疚

1448
01:12:36,958 --> 01:12:38,949
我答應你，我一定會改過

1449
01:12:39,417 --> 01:12:40,327
我要和你

1450
01:12:41,500 --> 01:12:44,037
和我們的寶寶，組織一個幸福的家庭

1451
01:12:45,333 --> 01:12:46,322
你真的會對寶寶好？

1452
01:12:46,625 --> 01:12:48,331
一定會，我發誓

1453
01:12:48,542 --> 01:12:50,407
如果我對你和寶寶不好的話

1454
01:12:50,417 --> 01:12:51,452
就保佑我坐牢

1455
01:12:51,458 --> 01:12:52,914
和被十幾個硬漢強姦

1456
01:12:55,458 --> 01:12:56,538
不如我們回去吧

1457
01:12:56,542 --> 01:12:57,873
走吧

1458
01:12:59,125 --> 01:13:00,240
幫少奶奶收捨

1459
01:13:00,542 --> 01:13:02,999
不用了，這裡的東西我都不要了

1460
01:13:03,958 --> 01:13:05,744
對的，我們再買些新的

1461
01:13:06,875 --> 01:13:07,830
慢慢走

1462
01:13:09,708 --> 01:13:11,539
五呀，十呀

1463
01:13:11,542 --> 01:13:12,952
十五呀，十呀

1464
01:13:13,208 --> 01:13:13,993
查理

1465
01:13:15,333 --> 01:13:18,245
你答應過我要照顧好多多的，別忘了

1466
01:13:19,292 --> 01:13:20,202
五呀，十五呀

1467
01:13:20,208 --> 01:13:22,073
十個

1468
01:13:22,083 --> 01:13:23,198
阿炳 全開

1469
01:13:24,792 --> 01:13:26,498
那棵許願樹挺靈驗的

1470
01:13:27,417 --> 01:13:28,782
我許的願望都實現了

1471
01:13:30,542 --> 01:13:31,702
走吧 到我吧？

1472
01:13:31,708 --> 01:13:32,538
到你，到你

1473
01:13:32,542 --> 01:13:34,078
五個 走開吧

1474
01:13:54,625 --> 01:13:58,038
對吧，回去做少奶奶

1475
01:13:58,042 --> 01:13:59,498
中秋看煙火

1476
01:13:59,500 --> 01:14:01,912
晚上還可以看幻彩詠香江

1477
01:14:01,917 --> 01:14:02,952
我們做了好事吧

1478
01:14:02,958 --> 01:14:03,947
那當然吧

1479
01:14:08,708 --> 01:14:09,663
再聊吧，有時間

1480
01:14:09,667 --> 01:14:11,828
有時間聯絡吧，我走這邊

1481
01:14:11,833 --> 01:14:12,572
我走這邊

1482
01:14:21,208 --> 01:14:27,033
（每次我將傾心的感覺 都收起）

1483
01:14:27,042 --> 01:14:35,700
（祗得我自己 在夢裡欣賞你）

1484
01:14:35,708 --> 01:14:41,533
（那次我於餐廳的一角 偷看你）

1485
01:14:41,542 --> 01:14:51,122
（這麼遠親你 我視作無比的福氣）

1486
01:14:53,083 --> 01:14:54,163
妹妹

1487
01:14:54,875 --> 01:14:55,910
多多

1488
01:14:58,792 --> 01:15:00,874
我幫你尋回多多了，開心嗎？

1489
01:15:00,875 --> 01:15:01,910
開心

1490
01:15:01,917 --> 01:15:07,708
（煩擾 完美 造夢也都因你）

1491
01:15:07,708 --> 01:15:10,120
（晴天 陰天 雨天）

1492
01:15:10,125 --> 01:15:15,074
（我在何地 亦都會等你）

1493
01:15:15,083 --> 01:15:24,082
（如果不給你嫌棄 才是我運氣）

1494
01:15:38,708 --> 01:15:40,869
你在這裡做甚麼，你又許願嗎？

1495
01:15:41,375 --> 01:15:43,787
村長，我真的好想念阿蓮啊

1496
01:15:44,083 --> 01:15:45,072
不是吧

1497
01:15:45,083 --> 01:15:46,619
他常常背叛你，你還想念她嗎？

1498
01:15:46,625 --> 01:15:50,072
就是吧，但是我真的很想她回來我身邊啊

1499
01:15:50,083 --> 01:15:50,822
對了

1500
01:15:50,833 --> 01:15:52,915
上次收了你的一千元之後

1501
01:15:52,917 --> 01:15:54,623
我好像出賣了自己的人格

1502
01:15:54,625 --> 01:15:56,741
混身不自在

1503
01:15:57,000 --> 01:15:58,786
不如我把這一千元還給你

1504
01:15:58,792 --> 01:16:01,078
不用了，我不要了

1505
01:16:05,250 --> 01:16:07,332
你看，還了一千元給你之後

1506
01:16:07,333 --> 01:16:08,948
整個人格都回來了

1507
01:16:11,875 --> 01:16:14,742
阿蓮…

1508
01:16:17,083 --> 01:16:17,913
村長

1509
01:16:19,250 --> 01:16:20,160
村長你怎麼了？

1510
01:16:20,625 --> 01:16:22,707
正如你所說，沒了人格

1511
01:16:22,708 --> 01:16:24,539
混身不自在的樣子

1512
01:16:24,542 --> 01:16:25,782
這麼神奇

1513
01:16:28,167 --> 01:16:30,533
阿蓮？你晚上就回家？

1514
01:16:31,292 --> 01:16:33,248
真的很靈驗…

1515
01:16:33,250 --> 01:16:35,036
我在村口脫了褲子等你

1516
01:16:49,250 --> 01:16:52,788
查理和馮仁炳雖然不是孩子的親生父親

1517
01:16:52,792 --> 01:16:56,614
但是我希望他們可以做孩子的乾爸爸

1518
01:16:56,625 --> 01:16:59,662
以後他們兩個平平安安，長命百歲

1519
01:16:59,833 --> 01:17:03,121
不要再遇上好像我這樣騙他們的壞女人

1520
01:17:14,542 --> 01:17:16,032
甚麼事呀馮仁炳？

1521
01:17:16,042 --> 01:17:17,202
睡不著呀？

1522
01:17:17,208 --> 01:17:19,494
關你甚麼事，你睡得了嗎

1523
01:17:19,500 --> 01:17:22,082
就是睡不了，不如出來談談

1524
01:17:22,083 --> 01:17:23,368
好啊，去哪？

1525
01:17:23,375 --> 01:17:25,366
當然是找一個安靜的地方吧

1526
01:17:25,375 --> 01:17:28,162
十，十五，十五，二十

1527
01:17:28,167 --> 01:17:29,998
其實你今晚幹嘛這麼挑剔？

1528
01:17:30,792 --> 01:17:31,747
對啊

1529
01:17:33,125 --> 01:17:34,581
平時那些不漂亮小姐我…

1530
01:17:34,583 --> 01:17:36,869
第一輪已經帶出街了

1531
01:17:40,625 --> 01:17:42,661
我一直都想做個壞人

1532
01:17:42,667 --> 01:17:43,747
現在我做到了

1533
01:17:44,500 --> 01:17:45,706
還收了幾百萬

1534
01:17:46,792 --> 01:17:48,748
可是為何還是失落呢

1535
01:17:51,167 --> 01:17:52,657
我騙人騙了一輩子

1536
01:17:54,958 --> 01:17:56,994
第一次被余真騙了

1537
01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:00,331
我現在竟然有點想念她

1538
01:18:02,833 --> 01:18:04,164
你說她會不會想念我們呢？

1539
01:18:05,792 --> 01:18:07,282
她會怪我們嗎？

1540
01:18:10,292 --> 01:18:11,577
她一個女生…

1541
01:18:13,292 --> 01:18:15,749
不要想了，我們哭吧

1542
01:18:25,292 --> 01:18:26,623
神經病的

1543
01:18:26,625 --> 01:18:28,707
在這裡哭哭哭，哭甚麼呀男人大丈夫

1544
01:18:28,708 --> 01:18:30,915
來找開心的，對不對

1545
01:18:30,917 --> 01:18:32,578
在這裡哭壞了氣氛

1546
01:18:33,875 --> 01:18:35,536
我不是說你們

1547
01:18:35,542 --> 01:18:37,578
我說隔壁那個四眼男

1548
01:18:37,583 --> 01:18:40,780
我找了全場最美那兩個模特兒給他了

1549
01:18:40,792 --> 01:18:42,532
結果他還是哭成豬頭

1550
01:18:42,542 --> 01:18:43,622
哭得比你們慘

1551
01:18:43,625 --> 01:18:46,697
他媽的，有模特兒陪坐還哭成殺豬般

1552
01:18:46,708 --> 01:18:48,244
那我們不是要上吊了嗎？

1553
01:18:50,292 --> 01:18:51,532
不是，我不是說你們

1554
01:18:51,542 --> 01:18:54,534
對啊，為了你們上吊不值得吧

1555
01:18:55,500 --> 01:18:56,660
甚麼男人來的？

1556
01:18:56,667 --> 01:18:58,032
有兩個模特兒陪坐還哭

1557
01:18:58,042 --> 01:18:59,327
簡直不配當男人

1558
01:18:59,333 --> 01:19:00,243
就是了

1559
01:19:00,250 --> 01:19:01,990
讓我過去扯他的出來

1560
01:19:02,000 --> 01:19:04,161
打結後回去給蜑家英釣魚

1561
01:19:04,417 --> 01:19:05,782
我老闆沒人性的

1562
01:19:08,125 --> 01:19:09,410
那個男人在哭

1563
01:19:11,792 --> 01:19:13,282
喂，那不是史公子的手下嗎？

1564
01:19:16,208 --> 01:19:17,789
不如這樣吧，你慢慢哭

1565
01:19:17,792 --> 01:19:18,998
我出去吃點東西

1566
01:19:19,000 --> 01:19:21,161
你想也不要想啊，我會把你的腳給斬掉啊

1567
01:19:21,167 --> 01:19:22,373
坐在這裡看著我哭

1568
01:19:23,542 --> 01:19:25,373
我老闆沒人性的

1569
01:19:39,500 --> 01:19:41,707
喂，你們是不是應該問問我

1570
01:19:41,708 --> 01:19:43,414
我的老闆怎樣沒人性

1571
01:19:44,417 --> 01:19:48,330
對了，你老闆怎樣沒人性？

1572
01:19:48,792 --> 01:19:50,703
你那麼想知，我就告訴你

1573
01:19:51,500 --> 01:19:53,161
知道我為何想找回我的兒子嗎？

1574
01:19:53,500 --> 01:19:54,865
是你的親生骨肉

1575
01:19:54,875 --> 01:19:56,160
史家的香火傳人

1576
01:19:56,167 --> 01:19:57,873
你當然緊張吧

1577
01:19:57,875 --> 01:19:59,456
我像想要孩子的嗎？

1578
01:20:00,458 --> 01:20:02,665
好不容易才氣死我老爸

1579
01:20:03,042 --> 01:20:04,998
現在生個兒子和我分身家？

1580
01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:06,706
不要耍我吧

1581
01:20:07,750 --> 01:20:10,287
你都知道的，我從小就把腎弄壞了

1582
01:20:10,625 --> 01:20:12,786
精液又稀又不夠

1583
01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:15,616
但Honey都有本事被我搞大了肚

1584
01:20:16,292 --> 01:20:19,079
這個寶寶好有研究價值

1585
01:20:19,375 --> 01:20:21,331
所以我一早和非洲一間

1586
01:20:21,333 --> 01:20:23,324
專醫不育的藥廠談好了

1587
01:20:23,333 --> 01:20:25,494
等寶寶一出世的時候

1588
01:20:25,500 --> 01:20:27,661
立即找私人飛機送他到那邊做研究

1589
01:20:27,958 --> 01:20:30,574
日後那款藥還會用我的名字命名

1590
01:20:31,125 --> 01:20:32,831
還可分到三十個巴仙純利啊

1591
01:20:33,542 --> 01:20:34,827
那麼寶寶會怎樣的？

1592
01:20:37,000 --> 01:20:38,865
有誰會理白老鼠的？

1593
01:20:47,250 --> 01:20:49,161
史公子家守衛森嚴

1594
01:20:49,167 --> 01:20:51,123
又保鏢，又管家

1595
01:20:51,125 --> 01:20:52,114
我還是不去了

1596
01:20:52,125 --> 01:20:54,832
不怕，我現在煲了一鍋超級迷暈煙

1597
01:20:55,333 --> 01:20:56,869
大笨象聞到都暈幾日

1598
01:20:57,292 --> 01:20:58,077
這鍋迷暈煙好了嗎？

1599
01:20:58,083 --> 01:20:58,993
看看就知道

1600
01:21:14,500 --> 01:21:15,865
這鍋迷暈煙好了嗎？

1601
01:21:15,875 --> 01:21:16,910
看看就知道

1602
01:21:23,250 --> 01:21:24,239
咪住

1603
01:21:24,250 --> 01:21:25,456
這鍋迷暈煙好了嗎？

1604
01:21:25,667 --> 01:21:26,702
看看就知道

1605
01:21:50,333 --> 01:21:52,790
你們兩個又來找史公子嗎？

1606
01:21:52,792 --> 01:21:54,498
他剛剛外出了

1607
01:21:54,917 --> 01:21:57,624
對了，你們為何突然暈倒了？

1608
01:21:59,917 --> 01:22:01,748
我更年期啊，我又貧血

1609
01:22:01,750 --> 01:22:03,991
哎呀，那麼很嚴重啊

1610
01:22:04,000 --> 01:22:05,740
不行，我幫你叫救護車

1611
01:22:05,750 --> 01:22:06,739
不用

1612
01:22:06,750 --> 01:22:08,286
我們去廁所找杯東西喝就可以了

1613
01:22:08,292 --> 01:22:09,202
廁所在哪？

1614
01:22:09,208 --> 01:22:10,869
行，廁所在樓上

1615
01:22:13,833 --> 01:22:18,827
真真…

1616
01:22:18,833 --> 01:22:19,868
你們怎麼進來的？

1617
01:22:20,958 --> 01:22:21,947
我們現在不要講這些了

1618
01:22:21,958 --> 01:22:23,368
你和寶寶的情況很危險

1619
01:22:23,583 --> 01:22:24,413
你快些跟我們走吧

1620
01:22:24,417 --> 01:22:25,247
我去收拾

1621
01:22:25,250 --> 01:22:27,115
我都知道了，回頭跟你們算賬

1622
01:22:27,125 --> 01:22:28,535
吓，你

1623
01:22:28,625 --> 01:22:30,331
走吧    喂，咪住…

1624
01:22:30,333 --> 01:22:32,540
樓下的管家不會讓我們帶她走的

1625
01:22:33,333 --> 01:22:34,743
這樣吧，沒辦法

1626
01:22:35,792 --> 01:22:36,872
武力解決

1627
01:22:36,875 --> 01:22:38,740
你拿這東西去扑暈他

1628
01:22:38,958 --> 01:22:40,323
我保護余真 不好…

1629
01:22:40,333 --> 01:22:41,197
他這麼老，我下不了手

1630
01:22:41,208 --> 01:22:41,993
我保護余真，你去扑他

1631
01:22:42,083 --> 01:22:43,698
就是因為他老，我怕我扑死他啊

1632
01:22:44,000 --> 01:22:45,206
哎呀，我來吧

1633
01:22:49,125 --> 01:22:50,535
慢慢來…

1634
01:22:52,375 --> 01:22:54,366
我都說迷暈煙有效的

1635
01:22:54,375 --> 01:22:57,037
對啊 迷暈煙，掩鼻…

1636
01:22:57,417 --> 01:22:58,998
走…

1637
01:23:01,917 --> 01:23:03,248
甚麼事？

1638
01:23:03,250 --> 01:23:04,831
我好像要生了吧

1639
01:23:04,833 --> 01:23:06,118
生？

1640
01:23:06,125 --> 01:23:07,080
送她去醫院

1641
01:23:07,083 --> 01:23:08,163
不可以去醫院的

1642
01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:11,286
去到醫院就好容易被史公子發現

1643
01:23:11,292 --> 01:23:13,283
到時候我們鬥不過他的

1644
01:23:13,875 --> 01:23:14,739
回鄉公所

1645
01:23:14,750 --> 01:23:16,081
打電話給媽子叫醫生來幫手

1646
01:23:16,083 --> 01:23:16,868
走吧

1647
01:23:18,333 --> 01:23:19,243
來了來了

1648
01:23:23,042 --> 01:23:23,827
快點

1649
01:23:23,833 --> 01:23:25,164
來來來，先扶她入去

1650
01:23:25,167 --> 01:23:27,909
小心…

1651
01:23:27,917 --> 01:23:29,373
你兩個在這裡把風

1652
01:23:30,625 --> 01:23:32,161
小心…

1653
01:23:32,167 --> 01:23:32,952
慢慢啊

1654
01:23:32,958 --> 01:23:33,993
小心梯級

1655
01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:36,116
行不行，忍住…

1656
01:23:36,125 --> 01:23:37,080
頂住頂住…

1657
01:23:37,083 --> 01:23:40,871
來來來，坐下…

1658
01:23:40,875 --> 01:23:41,705
你怎樣了？

1659
01:23:42,250 --> 01:23:43,080
疼死我了

1660
01:23:43,083 --> 01:23:43,697
醫生怎樣了？

1661
01:23:43,708 --> 01:23:44,572
醫生OK

1662
01:23:44,917 --> 01:23:47,533
不是說這些啊，叫你接生啊

1663
01:23:47,542 --> 01:23:49,203
不如不要叫我接生吧？

1664
01:23:49,208 --> 01:23:50,948
我人比較害羞，沒試過接生

1665
01:23:50,958 --> 01:23:52,539
不如叫救護車送她入醫院吧？

1666
01:23:52,542 --> 01:23:54,453
可以送她去醫院我們便不用回來了吧

1667
01:23:54,958 --> 01:23:55,788
沒事的

1668
01:23:55,792 --> 01:23:57,373
那怎算了，你又不接生

1669
01:23:57,375 --> 01:23:58,535
難道找我接生嗎？

1670
01:23:58,625 --> 01:24:00,832
住口！

1671
01:24:00,833 --> 01:24:02,198
讓我來

1672
01:24:03,625 --> 01:24:05,456
媽子，你自己都未曾生過

1673
01:24:05,458 --> 01:24:06,789
你不要開玩笑吧

1674
01:24:07,542 --> 01:24:09,453
開甚麼玩笑，就是因為我未生過孩子

1675
01:24:09,458 --> 01:24:11,039
所以我好奇看了很多

1676
01:24:11,042 --> 01:24:13,909
探索頻道關於生育的紀錄片

1677
01:24:13,917 --> 01:24:16,454
你看那些是生響尾蛇啊

1678
01:24:16,458 --> 01:24:18,289
哎呀，那些是卵生，這些是胎生

1679
01:24:18,292 --> 01:24:19,782
你「搞唔搞卵惦」（能做到嗎）的？

1680
01:24:20,625 --> 01:24:22,035
那麼你們來吧

1681
01:24:22,042 --> 01:24:23,248
不好意思

1682
01:24:23,250 --> 01:24:24,239
辛苦你了…

1683
01:24:24,250 --> 01:24:26,206
村口有輛名貴房車來了

1684
01:24:26,208 --> 01:24:28,415
難道史公子那麼快就搜到來了？

1685
01:24:29,292 --> 01:24:31,032
不要讓他搶走我的孩子啊

1686
01:24:31,042 --> 01:24:32,282
好好好…

1687
01:24:32,292 --> 01:24:34,783
我們去應付，放心

1688
01:24:34,792 --> 01:24:37,579
交給我，沒事的

1689
01:24:37,583 --> 01:24:38,538
我們帶套先吧好嗎

1690
01:24:38,542 --> 01:24:39,577
不是，帶手套先好吧

1691
01:24:39,583 --> 01:24:40,493
你帶吧

1692
01:24:40,500 --> 01:24:41,410
好好好…

1693
01:24:50,542 --> 01:24:52,999
咦，史公子那麼大駕光臨啊？

1694
01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:54,410
對啊，那麼晚了

1695
01:24:56,292 --> 01:24:57,247
我Honey呢？

1696
01:24:58,792 --> 01:25:00,077
寶寶不能等得太久

1697
01:25:00,083 --> 01:25:02,119
你要努力啊，否則他會缺氧的

1698
01:25:02,125 --> 01:25:03,035
你再試試吧，再推吧

1699
01:25:03,042 --> 01:25:03,952
危險啊

1700
01:25:03,958 --> 01:25:06,119
我管家和我說你們兩個帶走了她

1701
01:25:06,708 --> 01:25:08,244
你把她交出來

1702
01:25:08,250 --> 01:25:09,990
我當甚麼都沒發生

1703
01:25:10,542 --> 01:25:12,828
但是你管家八十幾歲了，會是他記錯嗎

1704
01:25:12,958 --> 01:25:14,664
嘩，他管家八十多歲了？

1705
01:25:14,667 --> 01:25:15,907
你還不讓人退休

1706
01:25:15,917 --> 01:25:18,659
這樣不行，人家告你的 就是了

1707
01:25:18,667 --> 01:25:19,531
你抹汗吧

1708
01:25:19,542 --> 01:25:20,702
好好好

1709
01:25:20,708 --> 01:25:22,323
不是我呀

1710
01:25:22,333 --> 01:25:23,163
沒有汗啊

1711
01:25:23,167 --> 01:25:24,077
她啊

1712
01:25:24,083 --> 01:25:25,823
哦，她啊 我不行了

1713
01:25:27,333 --> 01:25:28,197
一場來到

1714
01:25:28,292 --> 01:25:30,408
不如我介紹你去發記打邊爐吧

1715
01:25:31,292 --> 01:25:32,156
有甚麼好介紹啊？

1716
01:25:32,167 --> 01:25:33,498
黑柏葉，很爽口的

1717
01:25:33,500 --> 01:25:34,239
但不可熱水涮太久

1718
01:25:34,250 --> 01:25:35,205
好吧，這些我幫你弄

1719
01:25:35,208 --> 01:25:36,823
一起來吧，走吧走吧

1720
01:25:38,250 --> 01:25:39,956
嘩，再打一圈啊

1721
01:25:39,958 --> 01:25:41,664
你兩條契弟當我傻的嗎

1722
01:25:43,917 --> 01:25:45,123
疼死我了

1723
01:25:46,083 --> 01:25:48,540
你感覺到想痾屎的時候

1724
01:25:48,542 --> 01:25:50,373
你就大力把他推出來，知道嗎？

1725
01:25:51,625 --> 01:25:52,865
推吧

1726
01:25:58,375 --> 01:25:59,615
攻擊

1727
01:26:12,708 --> 01:26:13,618
再推吧…

1728
01:26:13,625 --> 01:26:14,489
我推不動了

1729
01:26:14,500 --> 01:26:17,082
用力些，好像痾屎那樣

1730
01:26:21,708 --> 01:26:22,788
老媽，阿真怎樣了？

1731
01:26:22,792 --> 01:26:23,952
真真不行了

1732
01:26:23,958 --> 01:26:25,164
她不懂用力推啊

1733
01:26:26,375 --> 01:26:27,740
你記得瑜伽老師

1734
01:26:27,750 --> 01:26:29,240
怎樣教你呼吸嗎阿真

1735
01:26:29,250 --> 01:26:30,205
大口氣吸入去

1736
01:26:30,208 --> 01:26:31,197
一邊叫一邊推

1737
01:26:31,208 --> 01:26:32,288
我們一起做吧

1738
01:26:33,375 --> 01:26:35,036
吸

1739
01:26:35,042 --> 01:26:36,077
推

1740
01:26:37,708 --> 01:26:38,572
好些了

1741
01:26:38,583 --> 01:26:43,532
吸…推…

1742
01:26:44,083 --> 01:26:45,789
你們這群混蛋沒給你們吃飯嗎？

1743
01:26:45,792 --> 01:26:46,656
用力推吧！

1744
01:26:51,917 --> 01:26:54,203
Honey，我來了

1745
01:26:54,208 --> 01:26:55,994
不要管他，集中精神

1746
01:27:00,042 --> 01:27:00,872
加油呀真

1747
01:27:01,167 --> 01:27:02,247
放手吧

1748
01:27:03,458 --> 01:27:04,618
不要管他…

1749
01:27:04,625 --> 01:27:05,535
再來…

1750
01:27:05,542 --> 01:27:08,614
吸，推

1751
01:27:09,333 --> 01:27:12,746
放手，我打死你

1752
01:27:14,167 --> 01:27:15,282
用力呀…

1753
01:27:15,292 --> 01:27:16,372
好

1754
01:27:17,458 --> 01:27:18,743
不是叫你呀！混蛋

1755
01:27:41,625 --> 01:27:42,410
生了

1756
01:27:51,875 --> 01:27:53,365
老媽，是男還是女

1757
01:27:54,000 --> 01:27:55,206
是男的

1758
01:27:55,792 --> 01:27:56,497
兒子啊查理

1759
01:27:58,083 --> 01:28:00,119
我終於有我骨肉了

1760
01:28:00,125 --> 01:28:01,456
像我嗎，炳媽

1761
01:28:02,375 --> 01:28:04,206
怎會像你啊？

1762
01:28:04,208 --> 01:28:06,415
你省點吧，你倆條廢柴

1763
01:28:06,417 --> 01:28:08,123
要像都像我吧

1764
01:28:10,042 --> 01:28:12,454
你們幹甚麼，還不去搶寶寶

1765
01:28:12,833 --> 01:28:13,993
不如放他們一條生路吧

1766
01:28:14,000 --> 01:28:15,581
那麼誰給我一條生路啊？

1767
01:28:16,375 --> 01:28:17,581
這裡交給你看守

1768
01:28:20,375 --> 01:28:21,706
誰搶到，給誰十萬

1769
01:28:30,042 --> 01:28:32,158
師奶而己，上吧

1770
01:28:33,500 --> 01:28:34,285
別動！

1771
01:28:35,583 --> 01:28:36,743
全部人別動

1772
01:28:38,500 --> 01:28:39,660
你們及時來到就好了

1773
01:28:39,667 --> 01:28:42,033
哎呀，來遲兩步吧

1774
01:28:42,042 --> 01:28:44,033
讓他們試試我的太極拳利害

1775
01:28:44,292 --> 01:28:45,702
不用麻煩你了，炳媽

1776
01:28:45,708 --> 01:28:46,788
抓住這兩個

1777
01:28:47,375 --> 01:28:48,330
臭小子

1778
01:28:48,333 --> 01:28:49,573
來來來，你怎樣了？

1779
01:28:51,292 --> 01:28:52,122
媽媽？

1780
01:28:52,125 --> 01:28:53,080
幫我們

1781
01:28:53,333 --> 01:28:55,665
你們這些低級警務人員不要礙事吧

1782
01:28:56,542 --> 01:28:57,327
你知道我是誰嗎？

1783
01:28:57,958 --> 01:29:00,040
十大慈善之星，史公子

1784
01:29:00,333 --> 01:29:01,197
警官

1785
01:29:02,208 --> 01:29:03,414
我現在報警

1786
01:29:03,875 --> 01:29:05,160
這個十大慈善之星

1787
01:29:05,167 --> 01:29:08,705
毆打我這些痙攣人仕

1788
01:29:09,167 --> 01:29:11,829
走開，你假裝而已

1789
01:29:11,833 --> 01:29:13,573
我有證的

1790
01:29:13,583 --> 01:29:15,699
行，警官信你有「症」

1791
01:29:15,792 --> 01:29:18,158
你痙攣痙到這樣，收好證件吧

1792
01:29:18,792 --> 01:29:20,248
謝謝警官

1793
01:29:20,333 --> 01:29:23,200
你來主持公道吧，唔該

1794
01:29:24,042 --> 01:29:26,249
你就是十大慈善之星，對嗎？

1795
01:29:26,583 --> 01:29:29,245
我們收到線報，說你搶寶寶啊

1796
01:29:29,250 --> 01:29:30,239
搶？

1797
01:29:30,417 --> 01:29:31,873
我律師可以做證

1798
01:29:32,208 --> 01:29:33,368
我們有口頭協議

1799
01:29:33,458 --> 01:29:35,870
那寶寶出世，全權歸我的

1800
01:29:36,125 --> 01:29:38,116
根據我目測顯示

1801
01:29:38,125 --> 01:29:40,491
寶寶是新鮮滾熱辣出世的

1802
01:29:44,750 --> 01:29:47,708
條臍帶還繫著媽媽的

1803
01:29:47,708 --> 01:29:49,619
那麼我沒理由不相信條臍帶

1804
01:29:49,625 --> 01:29:51,832
信你那些口頭協議吧

1805
01:29:54,333 --> 01:29:56,119
你在這裡發甚麼呆

1806
01:29:56,125 --> 01:29:58,161
好了，次次都是我做衰人

1807
01:29:58,167 --> 01:29:58,997
我不玩了

1808
01:29:59,458 --> 01:30:01,949
警官，這個人做很多壞事

1809
01:30:01,958 --> 01:30:03,573
我有足夠證據，拘捕他吧

1810
01:30:04,042 --> 01:30:05,623
要在警察面前動手動腳嗎？

1811
01:30:05,625 --> 01:30:06,535
別動

1812
01:30:06,542 --> 01:30:08,453
準備坐十年八年吧混蛋

1813
01:30:08,875 --> 01:30:10,831
法律制裁不了我這些有錢人的

1814
01:30:10,833 --> 01:30:13,324
我知道法律制裁不了你這些有錢人

1815
01:30:13,333 --> 01:30:14,618
所以我會盡量安排一些有

1816
01:30:14,625 --> 01:30:17,492
性暴力傾向的囚犯和你困在一起的了

1817
01:30:17,500 --> 01:30:18,706
放監的時候

1818
01:30:18,708 --> 01:30:21,370
就肯定「菊花」都變「向日葵」

1819
01:30:23,208 --> 01:30:24,197
嚇不倒我的

1820
01:30:24,750 --> 01:30:27,412
你知道我有幾多親戚是當法官的嗎

1821
01:30:27,417 --> 01:30:28,281
況且…

1822
01:30:28,292 --> 01:30:29,748
收聲吧有錢仔

1823
01:30:29,750 --> 01:30:30,865
走吧，少廢話

1824
01:30:30,875 --> 01:30:32,957
哎呀，我…我呼吸不了

1825
01:30:32,958 --> 01:30:34,949
我要叫救護車，我要叫救護車

1826
01:30:35,042 --> 01:30:36,122
小心啊

1827
01:30:36,542 --> 01:30:37,827
警察濫權啊

1828
01:30:37,833 --> 01:30:40,870
麻煩幾位做做證人回警署落口供吧

1829
01:30:41,833 --> 01:30:43,118
但寶寶剛出世啊

1830
01:30:43,125 --> 01:30:44,240
是啊

1831
01:30:44,250 --> 01:30:45,740
那麼不要趕了

1832
01:30:45,750 --> 01:30:47,741
等寶寶讀完大學再來落口供吧

1833
01:30:49,125 --> 01:30:49,989
謝謝，警官

1834
01:30:50,958 --> 01:30:51,947
寶寶，寶寶

1835
01:30:51,958 --> 01:30:52,993
乾兒子，乾兒子

1836
01:31:03,917 --> 01:31:06,659
馮仁炳呀…

1837
01:31:07,667 --> 01:31:09,077
余真在哪？

1838
01:31:10,042 --> 01:31:12,078
余真在哪？

1839
01:31:12,958 --> 01:31:13,868
他在幹甚麼

1840
01:31:13,875 --> 01:31:15,411
走路一拐一拐的像生了花柳病一樣

1841
01:31:15,417 --> 01:31:16,702
就是學我裝痙攣嗎？

1842
01:31:17,708 --> 01:31:18,743
你看這個人

1843
01:31:20,250 --> 01:31:22,457
跟你一樣走路一拐一拐的好像花柳病似的

1844
01:31:25,542 --> 01:31:27,703
你頭中間那條海參呢，去了那？

1845
01:31:27,708 --> 01:31:30,165
我拆了給古天樂飾演我啊

1846
01:31:30,167 --> 01:31:30,997
出來了嗎？

1847
01:31:31,292 --> 01:31:32,372
古天樂飾演他？

1848
01:31:32,375 --> 01:31:33,364
古天樂

1849
01:31:37,083 --> 01:31:38,823
芥菜的真名不就是古天落嗎

1850
01:31:38,833 --> 01:31:39,868
上落的落啊

1851
01:31:39,875 --> 01:31:40,955
不是吧

1852
01:31:40,958 --> 01:31:41,947
甚麼不是

1853
01:31:47,667 --> 01:31:49,749
Cut，這個ok

1854
01:31:49,750 --> 01:31:50,785
等等導演

1855
01:31:50,792 --> 01:31:53,283
那個演員頭髮掉了，要不再來一條吧

1856
01:31:53,292 --> 01:31:55,374
這些觀眾看不見的

1857
01:31:55,625 --> 01:31:56,455
機器那邊

1858
01:31:57,167 --> 01:31:58,748
香港電影業那麼隨便的

1859
01:31:58,750 --> 01:31:59,705
甚麼人都做到導演

1860
01:31:59,708 --> 01:32:00,538
對啊

1861
01:32:00,542 --> 01:32:02,498
真真，恭喜你啊

1862
01:32:02,500 --> 01:32:04,991
你的書那麼暢銷，還拍了電影

1863
01:32:05,167 --> 01:32:06,031
我剛剛看完

1864
01:32:06,042 --> 01:32:06,827
喜歡嗎？

1865
01:32:06,833 --> 01:32:07,572
悶到嘔

1866
01:32:07,708 --> 01:32:09,699
你將你的生仔經歷寫出來

1867
01:32:09,708 --> 01:32:10,948
其實就是一本日記

1868
01:32:10,958 --> 01:32:11,993
沒有我和查理在裡面

1869
01:32:12,000 --> 01:32:13,080
你能賣到九十幾萬本？

1870
01:32:13,083 --> 01:32:14,198
你省點吧

1871
01:32:17,208 --> 01:32:18,414
說笑而已

1872
01:32:18,417 --> 01:32:19,827
可以給我們封個紅包嗎？

1873
01:32:20,417 --> 01:32:21,827
余寶來了

1874
01:32:22,625 --> 01:32:23,455
乾兒子！

1875
01:32:24,125 --> 01:32:26,912
寶寶…

1876
01:32:26,917 --> 01:32:28,032
叫乾爹，叫乾爹

1877
01:32:28,875 --> 01:32:30,206
不要理他，這條友白撞

1878
01:32:30,208 --> 01:32:31,288
我才是乾爹

1879
01:32:33,167 --> 01:32:34,122
查理

1880
01:32:35,833 --> 01:32:37,539
Gigi

1881
01:32:39,083 --> 01:32:41,540
喂，烏冬…

1882
01:32:44,667 --> 01:32:46,203
可愛嗎？她叫Gigi

1883
01:32:46,208 --> 01:32:47,744
她真是很喜歡我的

1884
01:32:47,750 --> 01:32:49,035
你好好地對人啊

1885
01:32:49,042 --> 01:32:51,454
不過我有點懷念以前的查理

1886
01:32:52,125 --> 01:32:54,161
那時候的你，別有一番風味

1887
01:32:55,667 --> 01:32:57,328
如果今晚咩的話

1888
01:32:57,333 --> 01:32:59,790
我發揮我的方法演技給你看看

1889
01:33:04,875 --> 01:33:05,660
周潤發

1890
01:33:11,458 --> 01:33:12,368
這個是誰？

1891
01:33:14,583 --> 01:33:15,493
黎明

1892
01:33:20,333 --> 01:33:25,953
憑傲氣，硬漢子，獻出一分癡

1893
01:33:27,875 --> 01:33:29,206
四個一同上吧

1894
01:33:29,208 --> 01:33:30,243
四個？

1895
01:33:30,250 --> 01:33:32,286
大哥一個人也夠了吧

1896
01:33:33,042 --> 01:33:33,952
那些臭男人

1897
01:33:33,958 --> 01:33:35,323
話變就變，你看看

1898
01:33:36,042 --> 01:33:36,952
炳炳

1899
01:33:37,708 --> 01:33:38,868
你親愛的來了

1900
01:33:38,875 --> 01:33:39,864
我知

1901
01:33:40,417 --> 01:33:41,281
不是啊

1902
01:33:41,292 --> 01:33:43,999
我昨天不小心喝了整瓶「半杯暈陀陀」

1903
01:33:44,000 --> 01:33:46,867
你好衰的，支酒是我買的啊

1904
01:33:46,875 --> 01:33:48,331
不要到處告訴人啊

1905
01:33:48,333 --> 01:33:50,289
我當然不會吧，你覺得很體面嗎？

1906
01:33:52,458 --> 01:33:55,746
其實我現在有你們這樣的好朋友挺好的

1907
01:33:56,500 --> 01:33:57,785
是不是呀寶寶？

1908
01:33:59,417 --> 01:34:01,783
余真小姐，飾演你的演員到了

1909
01:34:02,250 --> 01:34:03,239
你好

1910
01:34:03,250 --> 01:34:04,410
余小姐，你好

1911
01:34:04,417 --> 01:34:05,748
謝謝你參與我的電影

1912
01:34:05,750 --> 01:34:07,866
我好鍾意你的故事，我會俾心機做好它的

1913
01:34:07,958 --> 01:34:08,788
謝謝

1914
01:34:09,375 --> 01:34:12,447
你太自私了吧，你找娜姐來演你

1915
01:34:12,458 --> 01:34:14,289
你哪有人家那麼大的胸

1916
01:34:14,292 --> 01:34:15,782
臭小子亂說話

1917
01:34:15,792 --> 01:34:16,827
我哪有說，我心聲來的

1918
01:34:16,833 --> 01:34:17,822
我說了出來嗎

1919
01:34:17,833 --> 01:34:18,993
你好，我叫查理

1920
01:34:19,000 --> 01:34:20,865
我是這位作者最親密的朋友

1921
01:34:21,250 --> 01:34:22,865
我和她的關係錯綜複雜

1922
01:34:22,875 --> 01:34:24,411
不如找個暗一點的角落

1923
01:34:24,417 --> 01:34:26,658
大家了解一下這段錯中複雜的感情吧

1924
01:34:26,667 --> 01:34:27,452
好嗎？

1925
01:34:27,458 --> 01:34:28,868
不是太好吧

1926
01:34:28,875 --> 01:34:30,285
那就對了

1927
01:34:30,292 --> 01:34:32,283
不如我們拍照吧，老媽過來…

1928
01:34:32,292 --> 01:34:33,202
來來來…

1929
01:34:33,208 --> 01:34:34,948
拍照啊…

1930
01:34:34,958 --> 01:34:36,243
過去幫我們拍，過去幫我們拍

1931
01:34:36,250 --> 01:34:37,080
余小姐一起吧

1932
01:34:37,083 --> 01:34:39,540
全部出來拍照呀，拍照啊拍照啊

1933
01:34:39,542 --> 01:34:41,157
大合照

1934
01:34:41,167 --> 01:34:42,498
媽子，美女呀

1935
01:34:42,500 --> 01:34:43,455
大明星呀

1936
01:34:43,458 --> 01:34:46,950
來吧…

1937
01:34:46,958 --> 01:34:48,073
你走開吧

1938
01:34:48,833 --> 01:34:52,951
準備，一，二，三，Yeah

1939
01:34:52,958 --> 01:34:55,825
拍多些，一，二，三，Yeah

1940
01:34:56,000 --> 01:34:57,615
你可以對著我們拍嗎？

1941
01:35:00,250 --> 01:35:01,660
你拍我們吧

1942
01:35:02,375 --> 01:35:04,286
一，二，三，Yeah

1943
01:35:15,958 --> 01:35:17,289
喂，怎樣呀？外賣到了嗎？

1944
01:35:19,208 --> 01:35:20,038
對呀

1945
01:35:21,000 --> 01:35:23,582
雲吞煲仔飯，對

1946
01:35:23,583 --> 01:35:26,620
然後一個皮蛋瘦肉幹撈粥

1947
01:35:26,625 --> 01:35:28,536
你等一等，你要點嗎？

1948
01:35:28,542 --> 01:35:30,908
叉雞飯

1949
01:35:30,917 --> 01:35:32,327
隻雞要有毛的

1950
01:35:32,333 --> 01:35:33,448
你跟他說

1951
01:35:33,458 --> 01:35:35,574
叉雞飯的雞要有毛的，我跟你說

1952
01:35:35,583 --> 01:35:37,119
沒有毛我不吃的

1953
01:35:38,000 --> 01:35:39,080
要不要甜品？

1954
01:35:39,667 --> 01:35:42,124
咖喱魚蛋湯丸

1955
01:35:43,000 --> 01:35:45,457
我要一個韭菜豬紅加豬皮的沙冰

1956
01:35:45,458 --> 01:35:46,664
對，快點，謝謝

1957
01:35:47,208 --> 01:35:48,118
好了

1958
01:35:48,583 --> 01:35:49,493
你請客

1959
01:35:51,167 --> 01:35:53,533
你是不是傻了？我請？

1960
01:35:53,542 --> 01:35:55,078
那有人吃雞要有毛的？

1961
01:35:55,083 --> 01:35:57,165
有毛的白切雞，你瘋了

1962
01:35:57,167 --> 01:35:58,873
有毛好吃呀

1963
01:35:59,083 --> 01:36:01,074
毛有毛味，雞有雞味