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Well! Whatta ya think?

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Let's hear it for the Shorty Trio.

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Up next, the Mole Brothers.

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All right!

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All right! Hi folks.

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We're the Mole Brothers.
Glad to be here.

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- Mole!
- Mole!

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Mole Brothers!

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- Mole!
- Mole!

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- Mole!
- Mole!

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Mole Broth…

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Now folks…

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listen close to what I have to say.

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- Gotcha.
- Listen very closely.

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- Whatever.
- Nice to see you.

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- You too.
- Have a seat.

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- Who are you again?
- Come on!

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Ouch! What gives?!

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You told me to listen closely.

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I did!

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So we're listening.

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So I'll get talking!

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Who do you think you are?

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Huh? Who are you, you, you…

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- I'm Japanese!
- Me too!

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- Next we're gonna do…
- Do? Do what?

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- Listen up folks.
- Uh-huh.

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- I'm talking to you, right?
- Uh-huh.

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- I'm talking to you, right?
- You said that.

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I'm…

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a bird. A bird…

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You're an idiot!

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You're as dumb as they come.
Now me? I can do this.

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Dum-dum. Dum-dum.

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Anybody can do that.

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Dum-dum. Dum-dum. Dum-dum.

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D-dum!

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Du-u-u-m!

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Du-u-u-m!

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Du-u-u-m!

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How dumb!

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- You started it!
- Started what?

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- What? You started it!
- So?

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Dum-dum. Dum-dum. Dum-dum.
You started it.

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- I did?
- You did.

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- Sorry.
- Forget it.

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- I guess I did.
- Yeah, you did.

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- Forgive me?
- You're forgiven.

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- Really?
- You're forgiven.

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- Totally forgiven?
- Totally!

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- Everything forever and —
- Shut your trap!

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I'll kick your ass!

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That's better.

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Much better.

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And well…

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What I'd like to say is…

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I…

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I…

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Normally I…

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don't talk like this.

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Dumb and Dumber!

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What do you wanna say?

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- It's your fault.
- Totally.

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- However, you're harmless.
- Thanks for that.

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Don't mention it.

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- OK, next —
- Forget it.

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- No, next —
- Forget it.

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- Listen.
- I said, "Forget it".

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Let it be. Don't say a thing.

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Your babbling never goes anywhere.

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It goes somewhere.

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Usually nowhere.

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When it goes somewhere,
it goes like this.

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Going, going, gone.

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When it goes nowhere…

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- It goes like this.
- It's going somewhere!

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You're jumping in place!

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Hey you!

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What the hell?

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Into the wild blue yonder!

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FUNKY FOREST:
THE FIRST CONTACT

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LITTLE HATARU

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Well…

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time to get to it.

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Homework?

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I wish homework wasn't part of life.

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Ah, screw it.

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LITTLE HATARU — END

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THE UNPOPULAR
WITH WOMEN
BROTHERS

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The sea of space
is my sea

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My unabandoned
yearning

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The songs of Earth
are mine

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My unabandoned
hometown

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Friend
Even if we know

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The planet has no tomorrow

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I'll still protect it
and fight

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I live without care
of my own life

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I live without care
of my own life

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Well?

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I don't get it.

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Will chicks dig it?

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Beats me.

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Try thinking like a girl.
Use your imagination.

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Beats me.

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Not, "beats me".
Remember think like a chick.

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Piss on that.

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Chicks don't say that.

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Beats me, idiot!

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I'm serious! Help me out.

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No way!

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You can't say that.

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No way!

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What's with you?!
I'm bustin' my ass here. Answer!

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Stop fightin' you two!
And act like brothers!

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Cut it out, Masaru.
And you get to bed!

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OK.

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See what you get.

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He should get to bed.

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I'm serious now. Answer me.

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Rest time.

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In the eastern sky
Pu-Pu-Pu-Pu

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Nap time.

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Just when I feel good…

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just when I think I've changed
it's time to go home.

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So I want to go longer and longer.

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I wanna travel the world
all year long.

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With you, of course.

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Someday I wanna do that.

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You can't deny me much longer.

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Right?

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Right?

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Right?

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- I wonder.
- Too bad.

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The good times keep rolling

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For the school teacher, eh?

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You've only taught for two years,
Takefumi.

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"Making money is a man's job."

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"Women should butt out and
stay at home. "You said so.

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I did?

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I expect great things, Boss.

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I'm no businessman
so stop telling me to make money.

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Besides, we aren't married.

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Will we?

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Wanna?

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Just goofin' on ya.

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You.

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That hurts, Teach.

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By the way…

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who just touched my foot?

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How should I know?

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Thinking why is too scary
so I'll forget about it.

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Think about it. And marriage.
At least date me.

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We are dating.

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No, we aren't.

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Not properly.

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Properly?

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Wanna think it over?

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Let's think about it.

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I'm Notti.

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That's Takefumi.

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My English teacher from high school.

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We've been friends ever since,
but not lovers.

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But we did go on a trip to Yakushima.
(He-he-he)

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But we're not lovers.

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Physiologically,
love hasn't hit me.

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Not yet anyway.

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The turntable is the cosmos.

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A universe in each album.

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A journey, an adventure.

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A journey, a true adventure.

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Journey, adventure.

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Journey.

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Needles rock.
Needles rock.

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Music mixer
and the mix.

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A mixed-up mix.
Mix up your journey.

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To the next journey.

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Mixers rock.

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UREI mixers rock more!

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Mixers rock.

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From that instant
Journey

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From that instant
Journey

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From that instant
Jour…

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From that instant
Journey, journey

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Why don't we, you know…

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Song's almost over.

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Go! Takenoko (bamboo shoot)!

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The name's Takefumi.

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Pump it up.

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Really?

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It'll be fine.

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OK then.

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Lame.

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Huh?

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A lame mix.

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Yeah…

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'Cause I had the strangest dream.

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A dream?

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You said you'd do it.

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You said so. Now do it.

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You said you would, so I didn't.

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You want me to?

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You said you would, so I'm not.

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Just do it!

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Katsuichi can do it.
He's a genius.

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You can do it. No problem.

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This female demon.

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She's the ticket.

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That's the face.

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Spring has

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Sprung

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Sprung today

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Is your mind mush?

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My heart

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Dances cheerfully

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The river

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Flows

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Children are

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Screaming

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- Mum, can I have some watermelon?
- Mum, can I have some watermelon?

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Spring has

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Sprung

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Sprung today

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Damnit!

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I goofed!

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How many times do you!
Katsuichi!

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I can't do it.

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The face is all wrong.

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Damnit. I can't.

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This ain't the sound.

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This one?

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That's it.

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No, I can do it.
No problem.

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I can do this.

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Now chicks will dig me.

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Spring has

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BABBLING HOT SPRING VIXENS
in ALIEN PIKO-RIKO

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I'm not that way at all.

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I'm not more-or-less.

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See what I mean.

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I always thank God above.

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Us sales people have to
thank somebody, right?

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Sales = a thankful face.

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I know.

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You're in sales so "thanks".

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I'm Cuckoo For Cocoa Puffs.
But you're too young to get it.

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You lost me.

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Someday you'll understand.

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So "thanks".
You see, I'm in sales so.

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I'm in sales too.

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And I'm always thanking God
and everyone for their help.

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'Cause we're in sales!

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Do you honestly say that?
Out loud like that? "Thank God"?

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00:28:00,763 --> 00:28:02,306
Damn straight I do. To Kannon…

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the Buddhist deity of mercy.

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She's here!

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No, she's, listen this is a
good story.

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Thank you.

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I thought I had enough.

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Why am I short?

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You look much younger.

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You're sweet.
But the sweetest thing…

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is your smiling face!

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Stop it.

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Darn it.

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Masaru will never forgive me.

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Damnit.

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Sorry about the noise.
Girls will be girls.

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- Please bear with us.
- No problem.

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You're sweet. How old are you?

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Well… I turned 39 just yesterday.

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That's something to celebrate!
Yesterday, huh?

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39? You don't look a day over 30.

275
00:28:59,447 --> 00:29:00,406
Here. Congrats.

276
00:29:02,283 --> 00:29:04,702
Girls! Get over here!

277
00:29:05,244 --> 00:29:06,203
This way.

278
00:29:06,954 --> 00:29:08,247
Now put it away.

279
00:29:08,539 --> 00:29:10,499
- Yes?
- Not yes, but yes-terday.

280
00:29:10,499 --> 00:29:13,127
Yesterday he came here
to celebrate his birthday.

281
00:29:13,127 --> 00:29:15,171
- What? No, I…
- By yourself?

282
00:29:15,171 --> 00:29:17,256
I never said that.

283
00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:24,430
Happy Birthday to You,
Happy Birthday to You

284
00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:27,266
Happy Birthday Dear… So-and-so.

285
00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:29,143
- Sorry.
- I'm Tanaka Katsuichi.

286
00:29:29,852 --> 00:29:33,564
Happy Birthday
Dear Tanaga Gazuiji

287
00:29:34,690 --> 00:29:35,858
Be polite.

288
00:29:35,858 --> 00:29:37,693
- Tanaka Katsuichi.
- Like he said.

289
00:29:37,860 --> 00:29:41,071
Happy Birthday to You! Phew!

290
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:42,406
Oh, thanks!

291
00:29:43,073 --> 00:29:47,119
What a great smile.
The kind that lights my fire.

292
00:29:47,578 --> 00:29:49,497
And makes you melt.

293
00:29:49,663 --> 00:29:50,998
Sorry to bother you.

294
00:29:58,380 --> 00:30:00,049
Masaru?

295
00:30:00,341 --> 00:30:01,383
Where the heck are you?

296
00:30:01,675 --> 00:30:05,387
Huh? Oh, there you are.

297
00:30:05,387 --> 00:30:08,349
I solved my cash problem so
you don't have to bring any.

298
00:30:08,557 --> 00:30:11,227
Sorry to worry you.
Yeah. Huh?

299
00:30:12,686 --> 00:30:14,396
Well, I was given some.

300
00:30:15,397 --> 00:30:20,945
By the girls in the room next door.
They gave me 10000 yen.

301
00:30:21,111 --> 00:30:22,613
So I'll have 4600 yen extra.

302
00:30:23,030 --> 00:30:24,615
They saved my ass.
Huh?

303
00:30:26,367 --> 00:30:28,202
How should I know?

304
00:30:28,452 --> 00:30:34,250
I dunno but they're, you know…
Something about celebrating my birthday.

305
00:30:34,583 --> 00:30:37,545
No, a group of three.
They what?

306
00:30:38,045 --> 00:30:42,049
Yeah, they're cute.
You what?

307
00:30:45,386 --> 00:30:49,515
Well… No, no, no. No way.
No way man. N-n-n-o way. What?

308
00:30:50,766 --> 00:30:52,685
No, we can't have a singles party
with them.

309
00:30:53,227 --> 00:30:55,604
No singles party, bro.

310
00:30:57,064 --> 00:30:58,023
What?

311
00:30:58,607 --> 00:30:59,942
A singles picnic?

312
00:31:01,443 --> 00:31:02,403
Alien Piko-riko.

313
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:04,780
Piko-what?

314
00:31:05,489 --> 00:31:06,115
Piko-who?

315
00:31:06,115 --> 00:31:08,325
Didn't I tell you about
Alien Piko-riko?

316
00:31:09,743 --> 00:31:10,703
Is it a true story?

317
00:31:11,078 --> 00:31:12,162
Sure, it's true.

318
00:31:12,329 --> 00:31:14,331
You broke your plastic smile.

319
00:31:14,790 --> 00:31:20,379
Turn the world on with a smile.
Take a nothing day and make it.

320
00:31:20,588 --> 00:31:21,297
Bath time?

321
00:31:21,297 --> 00:31:22,339
No, no, no.

322
00:31:22,673 --> 00:31:24,383
Tell us the Nicotine mantis story.

323
00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:25,593
Not the Nicotine mantis.

324
00:31:25,843 --> 00:31:27,261
It's the Piko-riko Alien, Sensei.

325
00:31:27,261 --> 00:31:28,429
Don't call me Sensei.

326
00:31:28,429 --> 00:31:31,473
My parents gave me a precious name,
you know.

327
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:33,559
Don't get me started on my folks.

328
00:31:36,437 --> 00:31:39,148
My friend Takefumi
told me this.

329
00:31:39,690 --> 00:31:43,485
One day he was walking home,
minding his own business, when…

330
00:31:44,153 --> 00:31:44,904
Takefumi, right?

331
00:31:44,904 --> 00:31:48,407
Yeah. Then a UFO landed
on the right side of the hill.

332
00:31:48,741 --> 00:31:49,742
- Hold on.
- What?

333
00:31:49,992 --> 00:31:50,993
Just like that.

334
00:31:51,452 --> 00:31:52,411
What kind of UFO?

335
00:31:52,786 --> 00:31:57,458
Kind? The glowing, round, UFO kind.

336
00:31:57,875 --> 00:31:59,585
Landed on the right side?

337
00:31:59,793 --> 00:32:03,047
Yep. So he went to check it out…

338
00:32:03,047 --> 00:32:05,507
thinking Alien Piko-riko has landed.

339
00:32:05,507 --> 00:32:06,425
- Hold on.
- What now?

340
00:32:06,592 --> 00:32:09,219
How'd he know Piko-riko was inside?

341
00:32:09,762 --> 00:32:10,554
Instinct.

342
00:32:10,554 --> 00:32:11,221
Instinct?

343
00:32:11,388 --> 00:32:15,100
He's a bit weird, almost delusional.

344
00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:17,144
Anyhow, the UFO landed and?

345
00:32:17,311 --> 00:32:20,856
And he gets closer thinking
"how beautiful" and says…

346
00:32:21,023 --> 00:32:22,900
"Are you Alien Piko-riko?"

347
00:32:23,484 --> 00:32:25,027
And the door opens.

348
00:32:25,444 --> 00:32:27,071
And Alien Piko-riko comes out.

349
00:32:27,071 --> 00:32:29,823
Nope. He never did, so…

350
00:32:29,990 --> 00:32:31,241
Takefumi went inside.

351
00:32:32,076 --> 00:32:33,202
It vanished.

352
00:32:34,203 --> 00:32:34,912
What?

353
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:37,122
He went inside.

354
00:32:38,165 --> 00:32:41,961
Then he was standing
facing the opposite direction.

355
00:32:43,796 --> 00:32:44,922
And it wasn't there?

356
00:32:44,922 --> 00:32:46,966
No, the UFO was here.

357
00:32:47,383 --> 00:32:48,133
But when he went in?

358
00:32:48,467 --> 00:32:49,426
He came out.

359
00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:52,846
I got it. His memory was erased.

360
00:32:53,931 --> 00:32:54,932
I dunno.

361
00:32:55,307 --> 00:32:58,811
He only remembers going in and out.

362
00:32:59,186 --> 00:33:01,271
- How real.
- Really real.

363
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:04,274
Its lacking nature makes it real.

364
00:33:04,775 --> 00:33:05,526
Oh, yeah.

365
00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:08,404
This has nothing to do
with the UFO but…

366
00:33:09,321 --> 00:33:12,074
incidentally, Takefumi's got two uvulas.

367
00:33:12,324 --> 00:33:13,283
Huh?!

368
00:33:13,867 --> 00:33:18,539
Not one split into two
but two split at the base.

369
00:33:19,707 --> 00:33:21,125
The UFO?

370
00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:23,252
Beats me.

371
00:33:23,836 --> 00:33:28,882
He doesn't care about such stuff.
Said he doesn't know when it happened.

372
00:33:29,591 --> 00:33:30,551
Still two.

373
00:33:31,468 --> 00:33:32,636
Nice.

374
00:33:33,012 --> 00:33:36,557
Especially the way he doesn't relate
the two makes it real.

375
00:33:37,433 --> 00:33:39,977
Interesting. Thanks Nico.

376
00:33:39,977 --> 00:33:41,228
Yeah, thanks.

377
00:33:41,812 --> 00:33:43,022
So bath time?

378
00:33:43,188 --> 00:33:44,690
Wanna go?

379
00:33:45,607 --> 00:33:48,652
How nice. I'd like to meet that
Alien So-and-so.

380
00:34:14,136 --> 00:34:18,599
ALIEN PIKO-RIKO
- THE END

381
00:34:28,609 --> 00:34:29,568
What're ya gawkin' at?

382
00:34:30,778 --> 00:34:37,242
BABBLING HOT SPRINGS VIXENS
in THE BIG GINGKO TREE

383
00:34:40,913 --> 00:34:45,042
I've got a good one. Wanna hear?

384
00:34:45,334 --> 00:34:48,670
Have I ever told you the
4 trillion and 4 hundred story?

385
00:34:49,379 --> 00:34:51,256
Never, right?
Wanna hear it?

386
00:34:51,423 --> 00:34:52,549
Huh? What one?

387
00:34:52,966 --> 00:34:53,926
Well, men are…

388
00:34:55,803 --> 00:34:57,012
That feels mighty good.

389
00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:17,533
Forget about them.
Forget about them!

390
00:35:28,544 --> 00:35:29,545
They don't matter.

391
00:35:29,753 --> 00:35:31,839
- Gingko nuts are tasty, right?
- Delicious.

392
00:35:32,005 --> 00:35:33,715
So we decided to grow a Gingko tree.

393
00:35:34,049 --> 00:35:35,134
You planted one?

394
00:35:35,134 --> 00:35:36,176
Yeah. A sapling.

395
00:35:36,343 --> 00:35:39,388
And then you know what?
Those trees grow real fast.

396
00:35:39,388 --> 00:35:40,722
Oh really?

397
00:35:40,722 --> 00:35:43,100
Like wildfire.

398
00:35:43,100 --> 00:35:44,685
Up to your waist.
So we cut it.

399
00:35:44,685 --> 00:35:46,186
- You did.
- You cut it?

400
00:35:46,353 --> 00:35:51,733
Yes. But where we cut it, a few days later,
it grew off to the side.

401
00:35:54,528 --> 00:35:55,821
- To the side?
- Sideways.

402
00:35:55,821 --> 00:35:59,449
So we cut it again
because it was in the way.

403
00:35:59,783 --> 00:36:04,204
And then it grew again.
Diagonally this time.

404
00:36:04,204 --> 00:36:05,372
Then it grew sideways.

405
00:36:06,290 --> 00:36:07,249
So we cut it.

406
00:36:07,416 --> 00:36:09,126
Then it grew diagonally.

407
00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:10,711
So we cut it.

408
00:36:10,711 --> 00:36:11,879
Then it grew sideways.

409
00:36:12,754 --> 00:36:13,755
So we cut it.

410
00:36:13,755 --> 00:36:15,424
And it grows again.
So we cut it.

411
00:36:15,757 --> 00:36:20,679
Over and over again. And the Gingko
looks like a curvy water pipe.

412
00:36:21,138 --> 00:36:24,600
So my dad says, "To hell with it."
And stopped cutting it.

413
00:36:25,142 --> 00:36:27,060
It grew and grew.

414
00:36:27,477 --> 00:36:29,688
The bottom is all twisty, curvy.

415
00:36:30,606 --> 00:36:35,152
Way huge. The leaves were everywhere.

416
00:36:35,527 --> 00:36:41,200
Nuts landing in people's yards.

417
00:36:41,825 --> 00:36:46,538
Dad couldn't do anything.
Every year more people complained.

418
00:36:46,997 --> 00:36:50,417
Everyone said, "Cut it down!"

419
00:36:50,751 --> 00:36:52,377
But Dad held his ground.

420
00:36:53,086 --> 00:36:56,798
It was touch-and-go with the
neighbours and…

421
00:36:57,174 --> 00:36:59,176
Dad struggled with it but…

422
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:00,886
cut it down.

423
00:37:01,678 --> 00:37:05,766
Then he, maybe this big.
3 or 4 centimetres?

424
00:37:06,266 --> 00:37:07,726
He cut it into round slices.

425
00:37:08,852 --> 00:37:11,313
Sanded them down making
cutting boards out of them.

426
00:37:12,689 --> 00:37:15,067
He used all the wood
so we had loads.

427
00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:19,363
Mum and Dad passed them out to
every house on the block.

428
00:37:19,696 --> 00:37:23,158
I don't know if this is true but
everyone seemed to love them.

429
00:37:24,034 --> 00:37:27,996
Those cutting boards I mean. And our
neighbour problems were solved.

430
00:37:29,581 --> 00:37:31,917
And that's what happened.

431
00:37:32,501 --> 00:37:36,129
Instead of telling us,
you should tell that to our customers.

432
00:37:36,129 --> 00:37:38,340
I mean it's a great story.

433
00:37:39,007 --> 00:37:40,008
Yes, I'm all over it.

434
00:37:40,008 --> 00:37:43,262
I mean after all the problems
and complaints, the tree…

435
00:37:43,428 --> 00:37:47,349
That very tree made them
all happy, right?

436
00:37:47,641 --> 00:37:49,643
Let's eat!

437
00:37:54,189 --> 00:37:57,818
Looks delicious.
Let's have a toast.

438
00:38:01,446 --> 00:38:03,907
Cheers.

439
00:38:06,243 --> 00:38:07,369
Cheers to what?

440
00:38:09,496 --> 00:38:11,081
How tasty.

441
00:38:11,540 --> 00:38:13,125
Bamboo shoots?

442
00:38:18,380 --> 00:38:19,339
Delightful.

443
00:38:21,425 --> 00:38:23,051
- What's that?
- No idea.

444
00:38:23,385 --> 00:38:27,472
THE BIG GINGKO TREE
- THE END

445
00:38:32,019 --> 00:38:33,020
Hot.

446
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:34,479
Hot.

447
00:38:35,022 --> 00:38:35,981
Not hot!

448
00:38:39,443 --> 00:38:45,282
BABBLING HOT SPRINGS VIXENS
in BUCK NAKED AND THE PANDA

449
00:38:48,327 --> 00:38:49,578
Ping pong rocks!

450
00:38:50,454 --> 00:38:52,122
How fun.
Watch me now!

451
00:38:55,876 --> 00:38:58,962
There's no stopping me.
What a match.

452
00:39:03,425 --> 00:39:04,634
Look out Forrest Gump.

453
00:39:05,302 --> 00:39:06,303
Whattya doing?

454
00:39:17,022 --> 00:39:19,524
Playing ping pong by myself.

455
00:39:19,858 --> 00:39:20,901
Let's play together.

456
00:39:21,902 --> 00:39:24,946
Huh?
No, I… I… Huh?

457
00:39:28,617 --> 00:39:29,659
Let's play together.

458
00:39:30,285 --> 00:39:31,703
That'd be great!

459
00:39:32,996 --> 00:39:35,916
The ball… Let me take that.

460
00:39:37,793 --> 00:39:39,586
I'll play over here.

461
00:39:39,753 --> 00:39:42,839
And Miss, please go over there.

462
00:39:43,465 --> 00:39:44,508
Sure.

463
00:39:44,508 --> 00:39:45,467
Thanks!

464
00:40:00,148 --> 00:40:01,441
Then what happened?

465
00:40:02,734 --> 00:40:03,735
What happened?

466
00:40:06,655 --> 00:40:12,244
You play ping pong with a guy
and that's the end of it?

467
00:40:12,536 --> 00:40:15,956
Ask anyone and they'll tell you
the same thing.

468
00:40:16,123 --> 00:40:19,084
Nobody'll think that's a great story!

469
00:40:19,376 --> 00:40:22,379
I didn't tell you
because I thought it was great.

470
00:40:22,712 --> 00:40:24,881
Oh, you didn't, did you now?

471
00:40:28,385 --> 00:40:31,430
Who the hell you do think you are?!

472
00:40:31,430 --> 00:40:33,390
Where's that smile now sales girl?

473
00:40:42,107 --> 00:40:43,316
Then what happened?

474
00:40:46,445 --> 00:40:50,615
We played ping pong, finished two sets.

475
00:40:51,491 --> 00:40:54,119
When we were leaving
he asked me to a singles picnic.

476
00:40:54,953 --> 00:40:56,663
A "date" picnic?

477
00:40:56,955 --> 00:40:57,914
You going?

478
00:40:59,332 --> 00:41:00,500
A singles picnic?

479
00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:07,090
Would you like to go on
a singles picnic?

480
00:41:22,564 --> 00:41:25,358
Wanna hear a good story?

481
00:41:25,650 --> 00:41:27,736
Sure I do.

482
00:41:27,903 --> 00:41:28,862
Me too.

483
00:41:29,154 --> 00:41:30,655
And when we listen, what do we do?

484
00:41:31,740 --> 00:41:35,911
We make our ears like Dumbo
and turn on the charm.

485
00:41:40,582 --> 00:41:43,752
This idiot guy Sekiguchi I know says…

486
00:41:44,377 --> 00:41:47,255
- "Ichiko, I gotta great job for you".
- Ichiko, I gotta great job for you.

487
00:41:47,255 --> 00:41:50,008
Slapping up posters around town.

488
00:41:50,175 --> 00:41:53,303
Like you know how the posters in
store elevators change?

489
00:41:54,513 --> 00:41:57,933
Right? So his friends did
that job now and then.

490
00:41:57,933 --> 00:42:03,563
There was this fat, mouthy friend of
idiot Sekiguchi named Buck Naked.

491
00:42:04,356 --> 00:42:05,524
Buck Naked?

492
00:42:05,524 --> 00:42:07,609
I have no idea why people
called him that but…

493
00:42:07,817 --> 00:42:10,070
he was a real piece of work.

494
00:42:10,362 --> 00:42:11,071
Why so?

495
00:42:11,321 --> 00:42:13,532
A total virgin no matter
how you sliced it.

496
00:42:13,907 --> 00:42:15,450
- Like his mother dressed him.
- I'm no virgin.

497
00:42:15,617 --> 00:42:19,829
He dresses nice but tucks
his sweater into his jeans.

498
00:42:19,996 --> 00:42:20,956
How lame.

499
00:42:21,206 --> 00:42:23,833
So we go, "Yo loser, Buck Naked."

500
00:42:24,501 --> 00:42:26,378
He goes, "My belt's expensive!"

501
00:42:27,587 --> 00:42:28,922
Get a clue dude!

502
00:42:28,922 --> 00:42:30,924
To show off his belt.

503
00:42:30,924 --> 00:42:36,096
There's a 100 yen panda ride
on the roof.

504
00:42:36,263 --> 00:42:37,722
Buck Naked's a virgin?

505
00:42:38,098 --> 00:42:41,768
Buck Naked said he had dated
five girls but…

506
00:42:41,768 --> 00:42:43,770
after grilling him for three hours…

507
00:42:44,104 --> 00:42:47,190
he said he'd only talked to
three girls in his life.

508
00:42:47,941 --> 00:42:48,733
He's messed up.

509
00:42:48,942 --> 00:42:50,569
He can't even count.

510
00:42:50,735 --> 00:42:51,486
That liar.

511
00:42:51,736 --> 00:42:53,405
So what about the panda?

512
00:42:53,405 --> 00:42:56,866
Idiot Sekiguchi loved to ride
the panda.

513
00:42:57,534 --> 00:42:58,910
And Buck Naked?

514
00:42:58,910 --> 00:43:01,413
So for some reason
he's always wants to ride it.

515
00:43:01,580 --> 00:43:06,543
And every time they fight.
But Sekiguchi never let him ride.

516
00:43:06,751 --> 00:43:08,128
Goober Sekiguchi.

517
00:43:08,128 --> 00:43:13,300
But one day during a typhoon rain,
we played this game where…

518
00:43:13,300 --> 00:43:17,429
the loser had to ride the panda
until the music stopped.

519
00:43:17,846 --> 00:43:20,599
- You'd get soaked.
- The loser could carry a newspaper.

520
00:43:21,057 --> 00:43:22,475
So Buck Naked lost?

521
00:43:23,310 --> 00:43:25,103
- Sekiguchi did.
- The idiot.

522
00:43:25,103 --> 00:43:28,857
Yep. But Buck Naked always
wanted to ride it so…

523
00:43:29,524 --> 00:43:32,736
Sekiguchi says, "I'll let him ride!
'Course he says, "No!"

524
00:43:32,986 --> 00:43:33,903
Of course.

525
00:43:33,903 --> 00:43:36,489
Sekiguchi goes, "I'll pay for it."

526
00:43:36,906 --> 00:43:38,199
Buck Naked goes, "Really?"

527
00:43:38,450 --> 00:43:39,534
Nice touch.

528
00:43:39,534 --> 00:43:45,582
So Buck Naked finally
got to "ride" something.

529
00:43:45,582 --> 00:43:49,336
But we locked him outside.
And he pounds on the door.

530
00:43:49,753 --> 00:43:51,087
So he goes, "Hey!"

531
00:43:51,963 --> 00:43:55,884
He's pissed and wet
holding a soggy newspaper.

532
00:43:56,051 --> 00:43:56,968
You open it?

533
00:43:57,177 --> 00:43:58,887
Nope. "Ride the panda."

534
00:43:58,887 --> 00:44:02,015
We said, "Ride the panda
until the music stops."

535
00:44:02,223 --> 00:44:05,268
He goes, "Okay"
in a real cheery voice.

536
00:44:06,144 --> 00:44:08,688
We were blown away.
When we looked outside…

537
00:44:09,147 --> 00:44:12,192
he was riding the damn thing
in the rain.

538
00:44:12,692 --> 00:44:16,905
We laughed our asses off. But the rain
was coming in, so we shut the door.

539
00:44:17,072 --> 00:44:20,742
So the music stops and…
he's pounding on the door like…

540
00:44:21,242 --> 00:44:23,620
"I rode the panda. Now let me in."

541
00:44:23,953 --> 00:44:26,539
We ended up taking pity on the guy.

542
00:44:26,831 --> 00:44:27,791
Was he angry?

543
00:44:28,333 --> 00:44:31,544
He was soaking screaming,
"Quit fucking around."

544
00:44:31,544 --> 00:44:32,712
Naturally.

545
00:44:33,004 --> 00:44:35,757
Idiot Sekiguchi asks, "How was it?"

546
00:44:36,383 --> 00:44:38,802
"Actually I didn't ride it."

547
00:44:39,010 --> 00:44:40,053
That weasel!

548
00:44:40,220 --> 00:44:41,346
Even though he rode it?

549
00:44:41,554 --> 00:44:43,598
We saw him plain as day.

550
00:44:43,932 --> 00:44:45,225
- And?
- That's it.

551
00:44:45,517 --> 00:44:46,184
Huh?

552
00:44:46,351 --> 00:44:48,687
What! What's so good about that story?

553
00:44:48,687 --> 00:44:51,314
So don't ride pandas in the rain.

554
00:44:51,481 --> 00:44:52,857
Huh?

555
00:44:55,735 --> 00:44:59,364
Quit fucking around. We were seriously
listening to that stupid story!

556
00:44:59,572 --> 00:45:02,492
Now you've done it!

557
00:45:03,159 --> 00:45:05,078
Take that!

558
00:45:06,037 --> 00:45:07,455
What!

559
00:45:08,456 --> 00:45:10,333
You bitch!

560
00:45:12,711 --> 00:45:14,254
Please stop it!

561
00:45:16,798 --> 00:45:18,258
Stop it!

562
00:46:21,529 --> 00:46:25,825
BUCK NAKED AND THE PANDA
- THE END

563
00:46:35,752 --> 00:46:36,503
Guitar Brother.

564
00:47:53,621 --> 00:47:54,581
Sweet!

565
00:47:54,831 --> 00:47:56,165
Ain't it?

566
00:47:56,457 --> 00:47:58,751
- Sweet.
- You said it.

567
00:47:59,544 --> 00:48:01,129
You're cool bro.

568
00:48:01,337 --> 00:48:02,839
Oh, thanks.

569
00:48:03,256 --> 00:48:06,801
You think I can play like that?

570
00:48:06,968 --> 00:48:08,511
No way dude.

571
00:48:08,887 --> 00:48:10,847
- You think?
- Yep.

572
00:48:11,389 --> 00:48:13,641
But if you practice like me
you can do it.

573
00:48:15,184 --> 00:48:16,811
Practice makes perfect.

574
00:48:27,864 --> 00:48:28,823
Right?

575
00:48:51,512 --> 00:48:52,472
Dream?

576
00:50:52,467 --> 00:50:53,426
I'm sorry.

577
00:53:26,204 --> 00:53:27,955
Hey Takefumi!

578
00:53:28,122 --> 00:53:31,417
Don't just stand there,
dance!

579
00:53:34,420 --> 00:53:36,505
I said, "Dance!"

580
00:53:37,089 --> 00:53:38,049
Notti?

581
00:53:38,049 --> 00:53:40,134
I ain't Notti!

582
00:53:40,593 --> 00:53:41,552
Come on Notti.

583
00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:43,679
Quit horsing around.

584
00:53:43,888 --> 00:53:47,892
That's my line!
Fire!

585
00:53:57,693 --> 00:53:58,653
What the hell?

586
00:54:01,072 --> 00:54:02,990
What're you doing!

587
00:54:03,199 --> 00:54:05,618
I said, "Dance!"

588
00:54:06,410 --> 00:54:07,370
Notti!

589
00:54:09,330 --> 00:54:11,958
I said, "Dance" so dance!

590
00:57:25,276 --> 00:57:26,569
Tango with this.

591
00:57:30,114 --> 00:57:31,073
Damn!

592
00:59:25,688 --> 00:59:26,647
I can't do it.

593
00:59:41,036 --> 00:59:42,413
Just do it.

594
00:59:44,456 --> 00:59:47,751
I can't. What's the point.

595
00:59:49,044 --> 00:59:50,254
Are you trying?

596
00:59:52,673 --> 00:59:53,716
Stop it, Notti.

597
00:59:54,341 --> 00:59:55,593
I ain't Notti.

598
00:59:56,468 --> 00:59:57,553
Then who?

599
00:59:57,928 --> 00:59:59,513
I ain't Notti.

600
01:00:03,309 --> 01:00:04,310
Now dance.

601
01:00:07,021 --> 01:00:08,188
Show me your dancing.

602
01:00:10,941 --> 01:00:12,067
Show me your dancing.

603
01:00:16,322 --> 01:00:17,406
Show me your dancing.

604
01:00:19,241 --> 01:00:20,284
Show me your feelings.

605
01:00:21,619 --> 01:00:22,578
Show me your dancing.

606
01:00:23,787 --> 01:00:24,830
Show me your feelings.

607
01:00:25,748 --> 01:00:26,790
Show me your dancing.

608
01:00:28,459 --> 01:00:29,501
Show me your feelings.

609
01:00:29,501 --> 01:00:30,461
Show me your dancing.

610
01:00:31,795 --> 01:00:32,838
Show me your feelings.

611
01:00:33,964 --> 01:00:39,970
- Show me your dancing.
- Show me your feelings.

612
01:00:45,643 --> 01:00:48,228
- Show me your… what feelings?
- Show me your feelings.

613
01:00:48,562 --> 01:00:49,772
What feelings?

614
01:00:49,772 --> 01:00:50,898
Your feelings!

615
01:00:51,398 --> 01:00:52,691
What feelings?

616
01:00:53,025 --> 01:00:54,318
Your feelings!

617
01:00:55,110 --> 01:00:56,362
What feelings?

618
01:00:57,321 --> 01:00:59,448
Feelings are feelings!

619
01:00:59,448 --> 01:01:00,908
What feelings?

620
01:01:01,158 --> 01:01:03,243
Like your feelings for me!

621
01:01:25,307 --> 01:01:26,475
Show me your dancing.

622
01:01:41,865 --> 01:01:43,826
Wake the fuck up!

623
01:01:45,285 --> 01:01:46,578
Are you dreaming again?

624
01:01:47,705 --> 01:01:48,872
About what?

625
01:01:49,248 --> 01:01:51,375
Mountains? Water?

626
01:01:52,251 --> 01:01:53,627
Or is it a secret?

627
01:01:54,878 --> 01:01:55,838
Funny guy

628
01:01:56,338 --> 01:01:57,297
Wake up

629
01:01:58,090 --> 01:01:58,966
Wake the fuck up!

630
01:02:26,785 --> 01:02:30,873
Hold me tight

631
01:02:32,332 --> 01:02:36,962
Here in the depths of your dream

632
01:02:39,465 --> 01:02:43,427
It's fuzzy soft

633
01:02:45,053 --> 01:02:49,767
and flies with the wind

634
01:02:51,935 --> 01:02:53,520
By the way

635
01:02:53,896 --> 01:02:58,192
Could you listen to

636
01:02:58,650 --> 01:03:03,947
my little secret?

637
01:03:06,033 --> 01:03:08,076
Day and night

638
01:03:09,161 --> 01:03:12,498
I think of you

639
01:03:13,123 --> 01:03:15,918
I'm wrecked with love

640
01:03:18,837 --> 01:03:21,215
My virgin heart

641
01:03:22,007 --> 01:03:24,384
its love is pure

642
01:03:25,928 --> 01:03:29,097
Oh my organic days

643
01:03:32,976 --> 01:03:34,394
Hello?

644
01:03:35,145 --> 01:03:37,981
You're still sleeping?

645
01:03:39,274 --> 01:03:41,026
What, what?

646
01:03:41,735 --> 01:03:44,071
Don't get too excited

647
01:03:44,238 --> 01:03:48,742
Were you dreaming of me again?

648
01:03:49,743 --> 01:03:50,702
Maybe

649
01:03:51,578 --> 01:03:52,996
you're lost in dreams, boy?

650
01:04:09,221 --> 01:04:13,433
Hold me tight

651
01:04:14,768 --> 01:04:19,815
Here in the depths of your dream

652
01:04:21,859 --> 01:04:26,363
It's fuzzy soft

653
01:04:27,489 --> 01:04:32,578
and flies with the wind

654
01:04:34,371 --> 01:04:35,956
By the way

655
01:04:36,164 --> 01:04:40,711
Could you listen to

656
01:04:40,878 --> 01:04:46,758
my little secret?

657
01:04:48,468 --> 01:04:50,596
Day and night

658
01:04:51,597 --> 01:04:55,017
I think of you

659
01:04:55,642 --> 01:04:58,645
I'm wrecked with love

660
01:05:01,356 --> 01:05:03,734
My virgin heart

661
01:05:04,526 --> 01:05:06,904
its love is pure

662
01:05:08,405 --> 01:05:11,575
Oh my organic days

663
01:06:00,707 --> 01:06:01,833
Yippie!

664
01:06:07,798 --> 01:06:10,759
Way to go Takefumi.
If you try, you can do it!

665
01:06:15,973 --> 01:06:17,391
That's what I wanted to see.

666
01:06:25,732 --> 01:06:27,150
This is the last dance.

667
01:06:29,611 --> 01:06:30,570
Good luck!

668
01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:50,799
What the hell?

669
01:06:54,094 --> 01:06:55,303
Show me your dancing.

670
01:06:58,223 --> 01:07:00,851
How? It's just a face.

671
01:07:01,810 --> 01:07:02,894
Show me your dancing.

672
01:07:03,311 --> 01:07:06,815
Impossible. It's just a face.

673
01:07:09,151 --> 01:07:12,571
I can see it.
Its body is dancing.

674
01:07:14,114 --> 01:07:15,741
- Huh?
- I can see it.

675
01:07:20,662 --> 01:07:21,913
I can too you know.

676
01:07:25,667 --> 01:07:26,626
I can see it.

677
01:08:43,120 --> 01:08:45,080
Nice!

678
01:08:46,039 --> 01:08:47,040
Real nice!

679
01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:13,316
I've felt crappy since I had that dream.

680
01:09:14,776 --> 01:09:16,278
You always feel crappy.

681
01:09:18,405 --> 01:09:19,281
Bang!

682
01:09:20,782 --> 01:09:22,033
Hey you!

683
01:09:33,712 --> 01:09:34,713
Move over.

684
01:09:45,599 --> 01:09:49,060
My lame mix was your fault.

685
01:09:51,271 --> 01:09:53,023
If you'd just date me.

686
01:09:54,566 --> 01:09:55,817
Then everything would be…

687
01:09:59,321 --> 01:10:01,489
I had a strange dream too.

688
01:10:02,324 --> 01:10:03,617
When?

689
01:10:04,242 --> 01:10:07,662
This morning while jogging.

690
01:10:08,246 --> 01:10:10,790
I took a nap and…

691
01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:21,301
Funky Forest!

692
01:10:24,721 --> 01:10:27,515
A SIDE — End

693
01:10:27,766 --> 01:10:34,606
INTERMISSION

694
01:13:19,896 --> 01:13:24,609
B SIDE — Start

695
01:13:24,943 --> 01:13:27,320
Funky Forest!

696
01:13:32,784 --> 01:13:35,453
WANNA GO FORA DRINK?

697
01:13:58,059 --> 01:13:59,185
Please pull me.

698
01:14:00,019 --> 01:14:01,604
W-what?

699
01:14:02,814 --> 01:14:03,731
Please pull me.

700
01:14:03,940 --> 01:14:06,818
W-what?
Is this Candid Camera?

701
01:14:06,818 --> 01:14:07,902
Please pull me.

702
01:14:08,194 --> 01:14:09,279
Please pull me.

703
01:14:10,113 --> 01:14:11,281
Please pull me.

704
01:14:13,616 --> 01:14:14,701
Please pull me.

705
01:14:15,118 --> 01:14:16,786
This isn't Candid Camera, is it?

706
01:14:17,287 --> 01:14:20,748
Please pull.

707
01:14:21,040 --> 01:14:22,041
Pull… this?

708
01:14:26,254 --> 01:14:27,589
Pull this, right?

709
01:14:34,179 --> 01:14:35,138
Here I go.

710
01:14:37,140 --> 01:14:38,141
Here I go.

711
01:14:39,476 --> 01:14:40,435
All right!

712
01:14:48,234 --> 01:14:51,696
Thank you so very much!

713
01:14:57,285 --> 01:14:58,703
Did you clap all 18 times?

714
01:14:58,953 --> 01:15:00,497
Was that all 18?

715
01:15:00,788 --> 01:15:02,040
- It was.
- It was? Really?

716
01:15:02,207 --> 01:15:04,584
And the jacket?
Is it a child's?

717
01:15:04,959 --> 01:15:07,295
- Shorts from Daiei?
- Yes.

718
01:15:07,504 --> 01:15:09,714
- Underwear sticking out?
- It is.

719
01:15:09,714 --> 01:15:12,800
Socks stretched out?

720
01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:13,676
Stretched way out.

721
01:15:13,676 --> 01:15:15,053
And your hair.

722
01:15:15,220 --> 01:15:16,888
Is your hair parted properly?

723
01:15:16,888 --> 01:15:17,847
Your face changed.

724
01:15:18,306 --> 01:15:19,098
Excuse me.

725
01:15:19,265 --> 01:15:20,433
Not my face, your hair!

726
01:15:20,642 --> 01:15:21,559
Excuse me!

727
01:15:25,271 --> 01:15:28,191
What do you want?

728
01:15:30,276 --> 01:15:31,277
You'd never believe us…

729
01:15:32,445 --> 01:15:36,282
even if we told you.

730
01:15:36,449 --> 01:15:38,993
Who knows. It's too early to tell.

731
01:15:39,661 --> 01:15:41,996
Excuse me. What…

732
01:15:45,708 --> 01:15:47,627
Show me your navel!

733
01:15:48,044 --> 01:15:48,753
My navel?

734
01:15:48,753 --> 01:15:50,046
Show me your navel.

735
01:15:50,213 --> 01:15:51,297
What?

736
01:15:52,757 --> 01:15:55,677
Even if I tell her
she won't believe us.

737
01:15:55,677 --> 01:15:57,845
Tell me what?

738
01:15:58,638 --> 01:16:03,101
It'll take 3 hours…

739
01:16:03,101 --> 01:16:06,396
3:10! It took that long last time.

740
01:16:06,729 --> 01:16:08,648
Have you got 3 hours and 10 minutes?

741
01:16:08,982 --> 01:16:10,733
3 HRS 10 MINS LATER

742
01:16:11,025 --> 01:16:18,908
So you are doing this to save
Planet Piko-riko?

743
01:16:19,617 --> 01:16:20,577
Have I got it?

744
01:16:22,203 --> 01:16:23,496
That's it.

745
01:16:25,248 --> 01:16:26,708
She's wicked smart.

746
01:16:27,166 --> 01:16:32,547
So I should stick this
in my navel, right?

747
01:16:33,965 --> 01:16:34,632
Please!

748
01:16:36,217 --> 01:16:37,176
That's it.

749
01:16:37,552 --> 01:16:38,553
Here I go.

750
01:16:40,471 --> 01:16:41,723
I can do it for you.

751
01:16:43,975 --> 01:16:45,059
But you'd rather…

752
01:16:45,059 --> 01:16:45,768
Yes!

753
01:16:50,106 --> 01:16:51,649
It slides in easier if you lick it.

754
01:16:51,941 --> 01:16:52,650
Okay.

755
01:17:00,158 --> 01:17:01,534
You were watching?

756
01:17:03,870 --> 01:17:05,246
I don't mind you know.

757
01:17:27,310 --> 01:17:32,190
- Bull's eye! She did it!
- Wow! Amazing!

758
01:17:32,440 --> 01:17:34,817
She did it. Now here we go!

759
01:17:37,945 --> 01:17:39,781
Open sesame.

760
01:17:44,827 --> 01:17:46,704
It's a lively one today.

761
01:17:48,289 --> 01:17:49,791
Go for it?

762
01:17:50,041 --> 01:17:50,917
Here I go!

763
01:17:53,503 --> 01:17:54,462
H-h-how? How?

764
01:17:54,462 --> 01:17:56,005
Swe-e-e-e-t.

765
01:17:56,005 --> 01:17:57,507
Sweet? What is?

766
01:18:00,510 --> 01:18:01,969
Got it! Might make it this time.

767
01:18:02,136 --> 01:18:04,097
Can you do it?

768
01:18:04,305 --> 01:18:07,684
Almost got it! Come on.
Got it!

769
01:18:07,975 --> 01:18:11,312
It's… it's a big one!

770
01:18:21,906 --> 01:18:22,865
You okay?

771
01:18:23,700 --> 01:18:24,659
Shit.

772
01:18:28,746 --> 01:18:29,706
You angry?

773
01:18:29,914 --> 01:18:31,124
I'm not angry.

774
01:18:32,625 --> 01:18:34,585
- You're angry.
- I am not angry but…

775
01:18:37,171 --> 01:18:38,297
It wasn't on purpose.

776
01:18:38,506 --> 01:18:40,800
That's not it.
When you pulled…

777
01:18:41,592 --> 01:18:44,929
I was behind you. Think next time.

778
01:18:45,138 --> 01:18:46,514
I was wrapped up in the moment.

779
01:18:48,015 --> 01:18:49,016
You angry?

780
01:18:49,976 --> 01:18:51,394
I'm not angry but…

781
01:18:53,271 --> 01:18:54,272
Really?

782
01:18:55,732 --> 01:18:57,483
- Really… I lied.
- You lied? Really?

783
01:18:57,859 --> 01:18:58,818
A real lie.

784
01:18:59,610 --> 01:19:00,570
I lied.

785
01:19:00,945 --> 01:19:01,904
Really.

786
01:19:01,904 --> 01:19:02,655
Really?

787
01:19:02,864 --> 01:19:03,823
Really lied.

788
01:19:05,241 --> 01:19:06,325
Lied really.

789
01:19:07,452 --> 01:19:09,328
Which is it?!

790
01:19:09,537 --> 01:19:11,664
I wonder. I wonder.

791
01:19:12,874 --> 01:19:13,958
Did I surprise you?

792
01:19:15,460 --> 01:19:17,003
I win! I win!

793
01:19:17,503 --> 01:19:19,172
Your acting is great.

794
01:19:19,172 --> 01:19:20,882
Amazing, huh?

795
01:19:21,674 --> 01:19:22,884
You're not angry, are you?

796
01:19:23,259 --> 01:19:24,260
I wonder.

797
01:19:24,510 --> 01:19:26,429
Not again.

798
01:19:27,889 --> 01:19:29,098
Okay then.

799
01:19:29,891 --> 01:19:32,101
Wanna go again?

800
01:19:32,810 --> 01:19:35,104
Let's go.

801
01:19:39,567 --> 01:19:43,237
Here it comes.

802
01:19:43,488 --> 01:19:47,200
It's… it's a big one!

803
01:19:48,034 --> 01:19:50,661
Oh! It's coming out!

804
01:19:56,584 --> 01:19:57,543
Here it is!

805
01:20:02,048 --> 01:20:03,257
I'm soaked.

806
01:20:04,425 --> 01:20:07,428
How gross. It's always like this.

807
01:20:08,346 --> 01:20:11,682
How gross. I'm soaking. Ew!

808
01:20:13,100 --> 01:20:18,272
Excuse me. I'm a sushi chef
from Adachi-ku. Yamada Tamotsu.

809
01:20:18,731 --> 01:20:21,943
Mr. Yamada.
Give us the test results.

810
01:20:22,527 --> 01:20:23,611
As you wish!

811
01:20:53,432 --> 01:20:54,392
Fairly fine.

812
01:20:57,562 --> 01:20:58,855
Fairly fine?

813
01:21:02,817 --> 01:21:05,903
Yep, fairly fine.

814
01:21:08,614 --> 01:21:09,907
Well! Whatta ya think?

815
01:21:11,367 --> 01:21:16,289
I… Honestly…
I haven't the foggiest…

816
01:21:20,668 --> 01:21:25,965
Well, we're the Shorty Trio.
Our act is always like this.

817
01:21:26,799 --> 01:21:29,385
Some days people laugh
some days they don't.

818
01:21:29,552 --> 01:21:31,888
Today's skit was adult-oriented so…

819
01:21:32,054 --> 01:21:35,099
I'm sorry. I hogged the moment.

820
01:21:37,059 --> 01:21:38,394
You were fine Yamada.

821
01:21:38,686 --> 01:21:39,812
You were perfect.

822
01:21:40,104 --> 01:21:41,814
Perfect. Takefumi was a bit, you know.

823
01:21:43,149 --> 01:21:44,317
No, you two are always the best.

824
01:21:44,483 --> 01:21:47,778
You were fine. Takefumi was off today.

825
01:21:48,738 --> 01:21:52,575
Then a small sushi chef came out.

826
01:21:52,867 --> 01:21:54,869
- Wait a sec.
- He was wearing tight shorts.

827
01:21:55,119 --> 01:21:57,997
- Wait a minute now. Wait.
- A doll came out and…

828
01:21:58,164 --> 01:22:04,045
Wait. Just because the first guy
in your dream looked like me…

829
01:22:05,212 --> 01:22:06,923
doesn't mean you can't marry me.

830
01:22:08,799 --> 01:22:10,468
I don't get that reason.

831
01:22:14,472 --> 01:22:17,558
Physiologically, I can't.

832
01:22:18,100 --> 01:22:19,894
I'm sorry but I gotta go.

833
01:22:53,094 --> 01:22:54,845
WANNA GO FORA DRINK?
- THE END

834
01:22:56,847 --> 01:22:59,600
Doctor! Emergency!
Code red!

835
01:23:02,186 --> 01:23:03,562
Mum? It's me.

836
01:23:19,537 --> 01:23:21,664
You kids are too old for that!

837
01:23:21,914 --> 01:23:22,832
OK!

838
01:23:23,040 --> 01:23:24,166
That's more like it.

839
01:23:25,793 --> 01:23:28,629
Shall we start homeroom?
Who's up today?

840
01:23:28,921 --> 01:23:29,630
Me!

841
01:23:29,797 --> 01:23:31,090
Yasuda huh? Please begin.

842
01:23:31,799 --> 01:23:32,508
Stand up!

843
01:23:38,305 --> 01:23:39,181
Ready, set…

844
01:23:39,473 --> 01:23:40,474
Homeroom!

845
01:23:48,524 --> 01:23:51,610
YASUDA'S TURN

846
01:23:52,153 --> 01:23:54,030
I've got something to say.

847
01:23:55,114 --> 01:23:57,658
Guys, I said…

848
01:23:58,701 --> 01:24:00,703
I said I've got something to say.

849
01:24:01,537 --> 01:24:03,289
What's your problem?

850
01:24:03,539 --> 01:24:05,666
Shut up and listen!

851
01:24:06,042 --> 01:24:13,591
Gimme back my shoe. When I got back
from gym, it was gone. What the fuck!

852
01:24:13,841 --> 01:24:15,134
How should we know?

853
01:24:15,134 --> 01:24:17,178
What the hell!

854
01:24:17,762 --> 01:24:22,850
Fuck off. I need two shoes
for them to be shoes. You got me?

855
01:24:23,184 --> 01:24:25,561
Only one is no good.

856
01:24:26,896 --> 01:24:30,024
Shut up. I can't walk home.

857
01:24:30,441 --> 01:24:33,277
My grandma bought them for me.

858
01:24:33,444 --> 01:24:34,612
Give it a rest, dude.

859
01:24:34,612 --> 01:24:36,280
You give it a rest.

860
01:24:36,489 --> 01:24:38,074
Shut up asshole!

861
01:24:38,491 --> 01:24:41,035
Who you calling asshole?

862
01:24:42,870 --> 01:24:47,249
Oh is that how it is?

863
01:24:47,458 --> 01:24:49,710
Fuck it! Fine! Fine!

864
01:24:52,421 --> 01:24:54,965
What the hell?

865
01:25:02,139 --> 01:25:02,723
Yasuda.

866
01:25:03,682 --> 01:25:05,976
You gonna give up so easily?

867
01:25:06,393 --> 01:25:07,353
You figure?

868
01:25:08,729 --> 01:25:11,774
Besides, you're wearing both shoes.

869
01:25:11,941 --> 01:25:12,900
Busted!

870
01:25:18,531 --> 01:25:19,740
- Yasuda!
- Sorry!

871
01:25:20,116 --> 01:25:21,784
You fuckin' with my homeroom?

872
01:25:23,285 --> 01:25:24,328
YASUDA'S TURN
- THE END

873
01:25:26,580 --> 01:25:28,582
I'm really sorry!

874
01:25:38,467 --> 01:25:41,220
Mum, can I have a watermelon?

875
01:25:54,859 --> 01:25:56,861
Hey.

876
01:25:59,196 --> 01:25:59,947
Hey you.

877
01:26:01,949 --> 01:26:02,908
Don't blow me off.

878
01:26:04,201 --> 01:26:05,161
Masao!

879
01:26:05,661 --> 01:26:06,287
What?

880
01:26:06,537 --> 01:26:08,622
Don't 'what' me! What's he up to?

881
01:26:08,914 --> 01:26:09,707
I dunno.

882
01:26:09,707 --> 01:26:11,542
Dunno? Tell him to can it.

883
01:26:12,418 --> 01:26:13,377
I dunno.

884
01:26:13,752 --> 01:26:16,213
We can't take this shit, can we?

885
01:26:16,714 --> 01:26:17,673
I dunno.

886
01:26:17,673 --> 01:26:20,009
You dunno? Go and stop him.

887
01:26:20,801 --> 01:26:21,760
I dunno.

888
01:26:22,303 --> 01:26:25,848
Go tell him, "Shut up Cueball Head
you pain in the ass!"

889
01:26:26,390 --> 01:26:26,932
No.

890
01:26:27,141 --> 01:26:29,643
Don't 'no' me.
Can't you agree with me?

891
01:26:30,227 --> 01:26:30,895
No.

892
01:26:31,061 --> 01:26:33,898
Don't 'no' me.
Give me some Snickers.

893
01:26:35,357 --> 01:26:36,358
No problem.

894
01:26:37,568 --> 01:26:41,197
Is your mind mush?

895
01:26:41,488 --> 01:26:44,783
My heart

896
01:26:45,409 --> 01:26:48,704
"News-paper"…
It starts with an 'n', right?

897
01:26:49,622 --> 01:26:50,497
Got it?

898
01:26:51,415 --> 01:26:52,625
Stop repeating me.

899
01:26:53,334 --> 01:26:56,295
"Family" is spelled wrong.

900
01:26:57,004 --> 01:26:58,130
I'll show you.

901
01:27:01,217 --> 01:27:03,260
Oh, "light" is right.

902
01:27:07,348 --> 01:27:09,266
Who wants noodles?

903
01:27:09,683 --> 01:27:10,768
Me, me!

904
01:27:10,935 --> 01:27:12,978
Cool. Wanna hit it?

905
01:27:13,646 --> 01:27:14,480
What's up?

906
01:27:14,647 --> 01:27:15,314
I was tutoring him.

907
01:27:15,522 --> 01:27:17,608
Tutoring? How brotherly.

908
01:27:19,860 --> 01:27:20,611
Let's go.

909
01:27:37,086 --> 01:27:41,173
You're the problem.
You've got no drive. Are you in?

910
01:27:41,382 --> 01:27:44,843
Full of drive?
Are you?

911
01:27:45,052 --> 01:27:48,555
You in or out?
Your problem…

912
01:27:48,722 --> 01:27:50,766
- You're full of problems!
- You're the problem!

913
01:27:53,018 --> 01:27:54,478
- You troublemaker…
- You…

914
01:28:12,913 --> 01:28:14,873
Kick ass!

915
01:28:16,917 --> 01:28:19,795
Not only kick ass, you guys rock.

916
01:28:20,546 --> 01:28:21,714
Hey, class Prez!

917
01:28:21,922 --> 01:28:22,631
Yes!

918
01:28:23,090 --> 01:28:25,759
What's today's topic?

919
01:28:26,385 --> 01:28:27,177
Greetings.

920
01:28:27,386 --> 01:28:28,512
Go for it.

921
01:28:41,358 --> 01:28:49,199
MS. KIKUCHI,
CLASS PRESIDENT'S TURN

922
01:28:54,330 --> 01:28:55,247
Read this.

923
01:28:55,831 --> 01:28:57,541
Greetings…

924
01:28:59,251 --> 01:29:01,003
I can't hear you. Again.

925
01:29:01,628 --> 01:29:03,213
Greetings!

926
01:29:03,213 --> 01:29:05,090
Morning.

927
01:29:05,299 --> 01:29:06,300
Morning.

928
01:29:06,300 --> 01:29:07,134
Good morning.

929
01:29:07,509 --> 01:29:08,594
Good morning.

930
01:29:09,011 --> 01:29:09,970
Good afternoon.

931
01:29:10,137 --> 01:29:11,096
Good afternoon.

932
01:29:11,096 --> 01:29:13,098
What's up?

933
01:29:13,349 --> 01:29:16,226
Do-ton-bori river!

934
01:29:16,518 --> 01:29:17,770
Don't fuck with me, fuckface.

935
01:29:17,936 --> 01:29:19,855
Don't fuck with me, fuckface.

936
01:29:19,855 --> 01:29:23,567
I'll kick your ass!

937
01:29:23,817 --> 01:29:26,195
But you're so popular.

938
01:29:26,445 --> 01:29:28,739
But you're so popular.

939
01:29:29,448 --> 01:29:32,993
Are you hitting on me?

940
01:29:33,327 --> 01:29:37,039
Are you hitting on me?

941
01:29:37,039 --> 01:29:38,832
Stop your lying!

942
01:29:38,999 --> 01:29:41,043
Stop your lying!

943
01:29:41,335 --> 01:29:43,754
I can't help myself.
I dunno if you love me or not.

944
01:29:43,962 --> 01:29:46,507
I can't help myself.
I dunno if you love me or not.

945
01:29:46,882 --> 01:29:48,342
But now I'm so in love.

946
01:29:48,550 --> 01:29:50,844
Yo, class Prez!
Get serious!

947
01:29:51,095 --> 01:29:52,721
'Cause we're serious you know.

948
01:29:53,597 --> 01:29:58,060
If you don't, there'll be hell to pay.
This is a 50/50 relationship.

949
01:29:59,061 --> 01:30:01,522
That goes for everyone.

950
01:30:01,939 --> 01:30:05,609
- I'm sorry.
- We're sorry.

951
01:30:05,609 --> 01:30:06,610
Okay. No biggie.

952
01:30:09,655 --> 01:30:13,742
Actually, I can't be serious
despite how I may look.

953
01:30:22,793 --> 01:30:25,087
MS. KIKUCHI, CLASS PRESIDENT
- THE END

954
01:30:27,423 --> 01:30:29,675
Singles picnic

955
01:30:29,842 --> 01:30:31,760
Singles picnic

956
01:30:32,052 --> 01:30:33,929
Singles picnic

957
01:30:34,304 --> 01:30:38,350
The day after tomorrow

958
01:30:54,741 --> 01:30:55,742
YOUTH'S CLASSROOM

959
01:30:55,742 --> 01:30:58,871
How's your dad, Hataru?
Is he still alive?

960
01:30:59,163 --> 01:31:01,123
Mine's fine, but…

961
01:31:01,415 --> 01:31:06,753
Saya from North High,
her dad's bankrupt.

962
01:31:07,713 --> 01:31:13,510
Painting, calligraphy,
all her hobbies… gone.

963
01:31:13,677 --> 01:31:16,346
And she looked so well off.

964
01:31:17,306 --> 01:31:21,768
But lately, her uniform's a mess…

965
01:31:21,935 --> 01:31:25,230
it's so… it's not even a uniform.

966
01:31:26,273 --> 01:31:30,444
And her hair, that bedhead.
She's probably not bathing.

967
01:31:30,777 --> 01:31:34,781
I think her dad's skipped town.

968
01:31:36,074 --> 01:31:40,662
Her dad was a CEO, right?
But with the recession…

969
01:31:40,996 --> 01:31:43,165
I think he went bust.

970
01:31:43,540 --> 01:31:44,791
Poor Saya.

971
01:31:44,958 --> 01:31:51,048
How's a little rich girl gonna
survive as a commoner.

972
01:31:51,465 --> 01:31:56,011
Suddenly, she's even poorer than us.

973
01:31:56,303 --> 01:32:00,140
She had this pretty dog.

974
01:32:00,849 --> 01:32:03,852
But now he's gone too.

975
01:32:05,103 --> 01:32:08,649
Something must have happened
to her family.

976
01:32:10,275 --> 01:32:14,571
Maybe her dad, you know…

977
01:32:25,499 --> 01:32:26,667
Step back.

978
01:32:28,460 --> 01:32:29,419
Stop.

979
01:32:29,419 --> 01:32:30,587
Ready?

980
01:32:32,756 --> 01:32:33,549
Sticking it in.

981
01:32:39,096 --> 01:32:40,764
Hey, hold on.

982
01:32:41,682 --> 01:32:43,433
Could you pull it out?

983
01:32:45,352 --> 01:32:48,355
When you stick it in…

984
01:32:49,147 --> 01:32:50,399
More to the right.

985
01:32:53,944 --> 01:32:54,653
You okay?

986
01:32:55,821 --> 01:32:59,658
A tad back. What's the size?

987
01:32:59,825 --> 01:33:01,702
Maybe a 6.

988
01:33:01,952 --> 01:33:05,330
I see. More slowly.

989
01:33:06,290 --> 01:33:07,249
Deeper, that's it.

990
01:33:08,333 --> 01:33:12,379
In the middle is the best position.

991
01:33:15,382 --> 01:33:18,594
All right. Right there.

992
01:33:20,804 --> 01:33:21,638
Give me your hand.

993
01:33:24,516 --> 01:33:25,559
Did you check them all?

994
01:33:39,239 --> 01:33:42,284
You missed this.
You didn't check them all.

995
01:33:43,827 --> 01:33:46,788
This is why I asked you
to check each one.

996
01:33:49,082 --> 01:33:50,292
Don't 'hmmm' me.

997
01:33:51,460 --> 01:33:55,547
You mixed them up so the facial
expression is different from others.

998
01:33:57,341 --> 01:33:58,300
See what I mean?

999
01:34:00,552 --> 01:34:03,221
At least answer me.

1000
01:34:04,181 --> 01:34:05,140
Ah.

1001
01:34:05,432 --> 01:34:07,976
Ah? When you answer, say yes.

1002
01:34:10,103 --> 01:34:10,896
Yes.

1003
01:34:11,438 --> 01:34:15,067
It's mixed up so the facial
expression is all wrong.

1004
01:34:16,234 --> 01:34:17,903
In this case…

1005
01:34:18,487 --> 01:34:21,573
pull it here 10 times.

1006
01:34:23,075 --> 01:34:24,076
Watch this.

1007
01:34:24,868 --> 01:34:26,953
All right, all right.

1008
01:34:52,521 --> 01:34:54,731
Now he'll work.

1009
01:34:55,357 --> 01:34:56,733
This is the right expression.

1010
01:34:58,193 --> 01:34:59,027
See?

1011
01:35:00,696 --> 01:35:06,284
Say something, anything.
Otherwise we can't communicate.

1012
01:35:08,328 --> 01:35:09,413
Do you understand?

1013
01:35:11,665 --> 01:35:13,834
You have to check each one.

1014
01:35:14,209 --> 01:35:15,168
Yes, yes.

1015
01:35:16,336 --> 01:35:17,546
Begin.

1016
01:35:35,397 --> 01:35:37,065
OK! Wanna have lunch?

1017
01:35:37,399 --> 01:35:41,528
We did it!

1018
01:35:54,958 --> 01:35:58,962
No, stop it! Fuck you guys!

1019
01:35:59,212 --> 01:36:01,006
Don't storm me like that!

1020
01:36:01,214 --> 01:36:03,049
Ouch! Ouch!

1021
01:36:05,969 --> 01:36:11,099
Shit! I polished them for an hour!

1022
01:36:11,641 --> 01:36:14,269
My shoes! Who did this?

1023
01:36:14,436 --> 01:36:18,231
I'm gonna find out, you know!

1024
01:36:18,565 --> 01:36:21,902
YOUTH'S CLASSROOM
- THE END

1025
01:36:22,068 --> 01:36:25,071
Oh, my singles picnic…

1026
01:36:28,450 --> 01:36:29,659
Wanna see an elephant?

1027
01:36:30,076 --> 01:36:34,122
You should've told me.
The zoo will be closed soon.

1028
01:36:34,331 --> 01:36:35,999
Wanna go?

1029
01:36:46,218 --> 01:36:48,720
Stop doing this, you're not kids!

1030
01:36:48,929 --> 01:36:50,347
Okay!

1031
01:36:50,347 --> 01:36:51,431
That's what I like to hear.

1032
01:36:52,516 --> 01:36:55,352
Let's start homeroom.
Who's up today?

1033
01:36:55,644 --> 01:36:56,853
ME.

1034
01:36:57,103 --> 01:36:59,481
HeLLo Ms. YoSHIko, gO ahEAd.

1035
01:36:59,689 --> 01:37:00,524
Su-tan-do appu.

1036
01:37:05,946 --> 01:37:06,738
Ready, set…

1037
01:37:07,197 --> 01:37:08,156
Homeroom!

1038
01:37:16,248 --> 01:37:19,376
YOSHIKO'S TURN

1039
01:37:19,876 --> 01:37:20,794
Sitto Daun.

1040
01:37:25,465 --> 01:37:27,717
I have something to tell you.

1041
01:37:27,926 --> 01:37:31,263
What? What? Tell us.

1042
01:37:46,319 --> 01:37:48,238
Earth to Yoshiko.

1043
01:37:49,030 --> 01:37:52,200
Please listen to me closely.

1044
01:37:52,367 --> 01:37:53,410
We are.

1045
01:37:53,618 --> 01:37:55,704
More closely.

1046
01:37:55,912 --> 01:37:56,955
We are!

1047
01:37:57,414 --> 01:37:58,206
You sure?

1048
01:37:58,415 --> 01:37:59,457
Yeah!

1049
01:37:59,666 --> 01:38:00,750
Wanna fight?

1050
01:38:00,750 --> 01:38:01,668
No way!

1051
01:38:01,835 --> 01:38:02,669
Fight with me?

1052
01:38:02,836 --> 01:38:04,129
You're on!

1053
01:38:05,130 --> 01:38:07,257
Chill out. Take a chill pill.

1054
01:38:07,632 --> 01:38:08,592
OK, I'll tell you.

1055
01:38:09,175 --> 01:38:10,635
Come on.

1056
01:38:11,636 --> 01:38:13,638
Eeii-sha-Na-hani-kijo-shakonnai.

1057
01:38:13,638 --> 01:38:17,100
Eemoraino-kuakonnai. Akusamettakan.
Asanosananonon.

1058
01:38:18,018 --> 01:38:20,979
Eeii-sha-Na-hani-kijo-shakonnai.
Eemoorainokuakonnai.

1059
01:38:21,146 --> 01:38:23,148
Akusamettakan.
Mettakanshinanono.

1060
01:38:23,315 --> 01:38:25,817
Eeii-sha-Na-hani-kijo-shakonnai.
Eemoorainokuakonnai.

1061
01:38:25,984 --> 01:38:26,860
Yoshiko?

1062
01:38:28,194 --> 01:38:29,237
Teacher's calling you.

1063
01:38:30,405 --> 01:38:31,406
Yoshiko!

1064
01:38:31,656 --> 01:38:32,407
Yes?

1065
01:38:33,283 --> 01:38:35,285
We spoke about talking backwards,
didn't we?

1066
01:38:35,827 --> 01:38:36,661
I'm sorry.

1067
01:38:36,870 --> 01:38:40,290
Remember, we can't understand
what you say.

1068
01:38:40,832 --> 01:38:41,708
I'm sorry.

1069
01:38:50,050 --> 01:38:51,051
Yoshiko.

1070
01:38:51,927 --> 01:38:52,719
Yes?

1071
01:38:53,595 --> 01:38:56,598
You wanna tell them something, right?

1072
01:38:57,432 --> 01:38:58,308
Yeah.

1073
01:38:58,808 --> 01:38:59,893
Go ahead.

1074
01:39:03,438 --> 01:39:04,856
May I?

1075
01:39:05,273 --> 01:39:10,111
Of course you may.
That's why we have homeroom.

1076
01:39:14,115 --> 01:39:15,116
Are you okay?

1077
01:39:15,867 --> 01:39:16,952
Yeah.

1078
01:39:17,202 --> 01:39:18,244
Tell us.

1079
01:39:20,747 --> 01:39:28,797
Well, after 8 years of nothing,
I finally found a boyfriend.

1080
01:39:29,089 --> 01:39:30,632
Way to go!

1081
01:39:34,719 --> 01:39:35,679
That's it!

1082
01:39:44,896 --> 01:39:48,358
What's all this racket!

1083
01:39:48,525 --> 01:39:52,278
Congratulations?!
You, you, ahhhhh!

1084
01:39:58,076 --> 01:39:59,911
We're studying next door!

1085
01:40:01,705 --> 01:40:04,040
Shut your mouths!

1086
01:40:07,043 --> 01:40:08,795
Teach them to be quiet!

1087
01:40:09,379 --> 01:40:10,964
You call yourself a teacher?

1088
01:40:11,423 --> 01:40:12,757
Shut up.

1089
01:40:13,466 --> 01:40:14,634
What?

1090
01:40:15,385 --> 01:40:18,179
Piss off asshole.
We're celebrating!

1091
01:40:18,471 --> 01:40:20,557
Don't disturb us, fuckwad!

1092
01:40:21,182 --> 01:40:22,058
What?

1093
01:40:22,267 --> 01:40:23,435
What?

1094
01:40:40,243 --> 01:40:42,579
Yeah! Banzai! Hurray!

1095
01:40:49,502 --> 01:40:52,714
YOSHIKO'S TURN
- THE END

1096
01:40:55,008 --> 01:40:58,636
Kids today suck, you know.

1097
01:41:00,680 --> 01:41:06,561
Actor, DOP and artist.

1098
01:41:07,145 --> 01:41:13,651
That's what real animators should be
but the young only care about drawing.

1099
01:41:14,152 --> 01:41:15,653
Animation needs motion.

1100
01:41:16,029 --> 01:41:18,907
Technique is important but…

1101
01:41:19,199 --> 01:41:22,952
I wish they'd draw something cool.

1102
01:41:23,119 --> 01:41:26,873
That's what I said in a film…

1103
01:41:27,082 --> 01:41:32,295
for hours, but the scenes were cut out.

1104
01:41:33,213 --> 01:41:35,590
Just draw please.

1105
01:41:36,549 --> 01:41:40,136
I'm on schedule and doing a fine job.

1106
01:41:40,512 --> 01:41:42,639
And my bro's helping.

1107
01:41:43,264 --> 01:41:45,642
Please hurry, little brother.

1108
01:41:46,142 --> 01:41:49,938
Call me director, could you?

1109
01:41:50,480 --> 01:41:53,358
Then I'll draw faster.

1110
01:41:54,776 --> 01:41:56,277
But Pero is the director.

1111
01:41:57,362 --> 01:42:00,824
Pero? I wonder about that.

1112
01:42:01,241 --> 01:42:04,828
I doubt if he thinks of this seriously.

1113
01:42:05,120 --> 01:42:06,079
He does.

1114
01:42:07,122 --> 01:42:08,706
Doubtful.

1115
01:42:08,873 --> 01:42:10,041
Not.

1116
01:42:13,753 --> 01:42:14,754
What?

1117
01:42:15,421 --> 01:42:16,756
Are you Kazushi?

1118
01:42:17,006 --> 01:42:18,091
Yeah.

1119
01:42:18,091 --> 01:42:18,800
You know him?

1120
01:42:19,092 --> 01:42:21,177
Yeah. Don't ignore me.

1121
01:42:21,469 --> 01:42:22,554
I'm busy.

1122
01:42:22,762 --> 01:42:23,763
Friends?

1123
01:42:24,639 --> 01:42:27,475
We worked at the same place.

1124
01:42:28,351 --> 01:42:29,435
That department store.

1125
01:42:30,270 --> 01:42:32,897
We worked at a roof beer garden there.

1126
01:42:34,149 --> 01:42:36,609
He once tried to kill me.

1127
01:42:37,735 --> 01:42:38,611
Right?

1128
01:42:38,778 --> 01:42:40,947
A long time ago.

1129
01:42:41,114 --> 01:42:43,992
It was a disaster.
His glasses, you know.

1130
01:42:44,450 --> 01:42:45,535
I stole them.

1131
01:42:46,077 --> 01:42:47,954
And changed the lens.

1132
01:42:48,580 --> 01:42:49,747
He didn't notice at first.

1133
01:42:50,373 --> 01:42:53,543
Says like, "I see better without them."

1134
01:42:54,043 --> 01:42:57,922
"My vision's gotten better!"
What a fool.

1135
01:42:58,131 --> 01:43:01,259
When he figured out,
you know the bass guitar?

1136
01:43:01,759 --> 01:43:03,720
He hit me with one.

1137
01:43:03,970 --> 01:43:06,973
And smashed up the beer garden,
remember?

1138
01:43:06,973 --> 01:43:09,726
Shut up.

1139
01:43:09,893 --> 01:43:11,060
Huh?!

1140
01:43:11,227 --> 01:43:11,769
I'm drawing.

1141
01:43:11,978 --> 01:43:15,231
What's with that attitude?

1142
01:43:16,774 --> 01:43:20,111
Relax, relax. Want tea?

1143
01:43:20,862 --> 01:43:23,072
Yeah, I'll make it.

1144
01:43:23,281 --> 01:43:24,282
Thanks.

1145
01:43:28,161 --> 01:43:31,998
Delish!

1146
01:43:34,709 --> 01:43:35,627
Nice reaction.

1147
01:43:35,627 --> 01:43:36,336
No way.

1148
01:43:39,797 --> 01:43:41,382
It's great to see you again.

1149
01:43:46,262 --> 01:43:47,222
How are you?

1150
01:43:47,555 --> 01:43:48,932
Good.

1151
01:43:50,141 --> 01:43:51,517
So you're in anime production?

1152
01:43:51,935 --> 01:43:55,313
Not only anime but films too.

1153
01:43:58,691 --> 01:43:59,943
What films?

1154
01:44:00,276 --> 01:44:01,986
Keep working.

1155
01:44:02,403 --> 01:44:03,112
Why?

1156
01:44:03,321 --> 01:44:07,325
Why? We have no time.

1157
01:44:07,617 --> 01:44:08,701
You smartass!

1158
01:44:08,701 --> 01:44:10,370
What're you bitchin' about?

1159
01:44:10,536 --> 01:44:11,955
You were always a smartass.

1160
01:44:11,955 --> 01:44:13,289
That's you.

1161
01:44:13,623 --> 01:44:19,295
Anyway, he's drawing.
You know Pero, this anime director?

1162
01:44:20,255 --> 01:44:23,925
And his translator, the big faced guy.

1163
01:44:24,133 --> 01:44:24,801
Mr. Hadano.

1164
01:44:26,678 --> 01:44:27,804
Sometimes,

1165
01:44:28,513 --> 01:44:33,059
I think he's the true director.

1166
01:44:33,059 --> 01:44:38,022
Nah, he just transcribes
the director's ideas.

1167
01:44:38,356 --> 01:44:40,149
- He does?
- What?

1168
01:44:40,817 --> 01:44:43,111
- That's so fishy.
- Not at all.

1169
01:44:43,319 --> 01:44:44,570
Why?

1170
01:44:44,737 --> 01:44:46,990
It's so fishy.

1171
01:44:47,240 --> 01:44:48,408
It's not fishy.

1172
01:44:48,574 --> 01:44:49,784
Fishy.

1173
01:44:50,994 --> 01:44:52,787
What's Pero's nationality?

1174
01:44:53,871 --> 01:44:54,914
He's not a person.

1175
01:44:54,914 --> 01:44:55,915
A dog.

1176
01:44:56,499 --> 01:44:57,083
A dog?

1177
01:45:10,430 --> 01:45:12,223
Can a dog direct animation?

1178
01:45:12,432 --> 01:45:13,099
Yeah.

1179
01:45:13,850 --> 01:45:14,517
Seriously?

1180
01:45:15,852 --> 01:45:16,811
So fishy.

1181
01:45:17,061 --> 01:45:18,479
Not at all.

1182
01:45:18,479 --> 01:45:19,105
Fishy.

1183
01:45:19,272 --> 01:45:21,274
Then why do you help him?

1184
01:45:21,441 --> 01:45:24,736
Why do I have to do all this?

1185
01:45:25,695 --> 01:45:27,363
I draw all these originals alone,

1186
01:45:27,572 --> 01:45:30,616
when 20 cuts per person is the norm.

1187
01:45:31,409 --> 01:45:37,832
20 years ago, sure… but not now.

1188
01:45:38,041 --> 01:45:39,876
A division of labour is important.

1189
01:45:40,084 --> 01:45:45,006
Gather the talent and
follow the schedule.

1190
01:45:45,173 --> 01:45:46,716
That's the way of today.

1191
01:45:46,924 --> 01:45:52,680
In spite of it, I'm struggling
with tons of lines by myself.

1192
01:45:52,847 --> 01:45:54,390
Tons of shots…

1193
01:45:54,724 --> 01:45:57,852
Can I delete some?

1194
01:45:58,269 --> 01:46:02,065
If you wanna follow the schedule…

1195
01:46:12,784 --> 01:46:14,452
That hurts!

1196
01:46:15,328 --> 01:46:16,788
Shut up!

1197
01:46:23,378 --> 01:46:24,587
You shut up.

1198
01:46:24,962 --> 01:46:28,674
I can't follow this schedule…

1199
01:46:29,050 --> 01:46:33,513
all alone. Why do I have to do
it all by myself?

1200
01:46:33,513 --> 01:46:34,639
But you're doing it together.

1201
01:46:34,639 --> 01:46:38,810
I have to pay him!

1202
01:46:40,103 --> 01:46:42,146
So this 'Pero' person…

1203
01:46:42,480 --> 01:46:44,524
Not person, a dog.

1204
01:46:44,857 --> 01:46:45,775
A dog.

1205
01:46:45,983 --> 01:46:49,862
Um, he's a pretty black dog.

1206
01:46:50,196 --> 01:46:52,573
His translator…

1207
01:46:53,032 --> 01:46:56,452
reads his mind when…

1208
01:46:56,953 --> 01:46:59,956
something dawns on him.

1209
01:47:00,164 --> 01:47:02,750
He writes the ideas down.

1210
01:47:03,209 --> 01:47:05,253
Sometimes he just guesses…

1211
01:47:05,711 --> 01:47:07,422
what the dog is thinking.

1212
01:47:09,340 --> 01:47:12,718
A shot of a school.

1213
01:47:12,885 --> 01:47:13,928
Got that.

1214
01:47:14,220 --> 01:47:16,764
Who is this?

1215
01:47:23,438 --> 01:47:24,772
Then a strange figure…

1216
01:47:26,023 --> 01:47:28,609
rings the school bell.

1217
01:47:28,943 --> 01:47:30,862
What's next?

1218
01:47:31,362 --> 01:47:35,908
Okay, I see.

1219
01:47:35,908 --> 01:47:38,035
A tracking shot.

1220
01:47:39,370 --> 01:47:43,458
Then we make storyboards.

1221
01:47:43,749 --> 01:47:46,919
And order the animation.

1222
01:47:48,129 --> 01:47:49,630
I see.

1223
01:47:49,964 --> 01:47:50,923
That's the process.

1224
01:47:51,215 --> 01:47:52,425
Fishy.

1225
01:47:52,633 --> 01:47:53,593
Not at all.

1226
01:47:53,593 --> 01:47:54,343
So fishy.

1227
01:47:54,510 --> 01:47:55,928
Not fishy.

1228
01:47:55,928 --> 01:47:56,721
It's a fantasy.

1229
01:47:56,971 --> 01:47:58,222
Keep working.

1230
01:47:58,431 --> 01:47:59,474
Okay.

1231
01:48:06,063 --> 01:48:07,523
- By the way.
- What?

1232
01:48:07,690 --> 01:48:10,776
My bro's having a singles picnic.
Wanna come?

1233
01:48:10,943 --> 01:48:13,279
Sure! A singles picnic.

1234
01:48:13,446 --> 01:48:15,281
- And you?
- Me? No.

1235
01:48:15,490 --> 01:48:18,868
Come on! Even animators need
to meet girls. Always.

1236
01:48:19,035 --> 01:48:20,244
I won't go.

1237
01:48:20,411 --> 01:48:22,997
Yes we'll go.

1238
01:48:23,164 --> 01:48:24,248
Right? Huh?

1239
01:48:24,499 --> 01:48:25,500
Keep working.

1240
01:48:25,500 --> 01:48:29,128
I'm done with this cut.

1241
01:48:29,378 --> 01:48:30,922
See you at the picnic.

1242
01:48:30,922 --> 01:48:32,215
ANIME BROTHERS,
WHO'S THE DIRECTOR? - THE END

1243
01:48:42,725 --> 01:48:48,147
THE DAY OF THE SINGLES PICNIC

1244
01:48:49,190 --> 01:48:52,944
Masao! Over here!

1245
01:48:53,236 --> 01:48:55,238
Want some snickers?

1246
01:48:56,906 --> 01:48:57,949
The chicks are coming any minute.

1247
01:48:58,157 --> 01:48:59,242
Really?

1248
01:49:06,082 --> 01:49:10,002
4 HOURS LATER

1249
01:49:58,259 --> 01:49:59,010
Katsuichi!

1250
01:49:59,760 --> 01:50:00,970
Fuck you man!

1251
01:50:02,430 --> 01:50:04,682
You call this a singles picnic?!

1252
01:50:05,683 --> 01:50:07,143
It's a sausage fest.

1253
01:50:08,311 --> 01:50:09,645
When'll the chicks come?

1254
01:50:10,605 --> 01:50:11,606
Damn it!

1255
01:50:11,606 --> 01:50:12,940
Shut up!

1256
01:50:13,107 --> 01:50:15,776
Stop throwin' shit!

1257
01:50:15,943 --> 01:50:17,695
Give it a rest.

1258
01:50:18,321 --> 01:50:21,240
Why? You cheated me!

1259
01:50:32,084 --> 01:50:33,044
Sorry.

1260
01:50:39,383 --> 01:50:41,260
Oyama, turn on the radio.

1261
01:50:43,721 --> 01:50:46,015
Morishita, Morishita.

1262
01:50:47,099 --> 01:50:49,852
Sorry. I yelled too much.

1263
01:50:50,144 --> 01:50:51,103
It's okay.

1264
01:50:57,234 --> 01:50:58,235
I'm sorry.

1265
01:50:58,736 --> 01:50:59,737
Forget about it.

1266
01:51:03,949 --> 01:51:05,868
Oyama, turn on the radio.

1267
01:51:05,868 --> 01:51:06,827
Oh, sorry.

1268
01:51:07,161 --> 01:51:08,663
Sorry.

1269
01:51:11,415 --> 01:51:13,834
Some wine?

1270
01:51:27,682 --> 01:51:28,641
Masao.

1271
01:51:29,016 --> 01:51:30,017
What?

1272
01:51:30,017 --> 01:51:30,726
Snickers me.

1273
01:51:47,118 --> 01:51:49,120
That's not me.

1274
01:51:49,120 --> 01:51:49,870
It's you.

1275
01:51:49,870 --> 01:51:50,746
It's Masaru.

1276
01:51:50,913 --> 01:51:53,290
I don't know anything.

1277
01:51:53,290 --> 01:51:54,792
How about you?

1278
01:51:54,959 --> 01:51:55,960
No way.

1279
01:51:56,252 --> 01:51:57,169
Masaru.

1280
01:51:57,795 --> 01:52:00,631
Still playing the chick magnet guitar?

1281
01:52:00,631 --> 01:52:03,259
I quit. It was too hard.

1282
01:52:03,259 --> 01:52:07,054
Liar. You're still at it.
Singing, "I love you."

1283
01:52:09,890 --> 01:52:13,227
I don't play like that.

1284
01:52:13,936 --> 01:52:15,688
Are you crazy?

1285
01:52:16,689 --> 01:52:18,274
Even my bro doesn't know my skill.

1286
01:52:18,274 --> 01:52:19,692
Really?

1287
01:52:19,859 --> 01:52:22,903
I doubt it.

1288
01:52:23,112 --> 01:52:26,365
How about you? Still dancing?

1289
01:52:26,574 --> 01:52:30,035
Yep. I'll do anything to get a girl.

1290
01:52:30,369 --> 01:52:31,287
Really?

1291
01:52:31,287 --> 01:52:32,663
That's the spirit.

1292
01:52:32,872 --> 01:52:37,001
But you can't move fast like me…

1293
01:52:37,376 --> 01:52:39,879
unless you start early in life.

1294
01:52:41,756 --> 01:52:44,550
He dances like this.

1295
01:52:44,550 --> 01:52:45,634
Looks like an octopus.

1296
01:52:45,843 --> 01:52:46,886
No.

1297
01:52:47,052 --> 01:52:48,345
Check it out.

1298
01:52:48,554 --> 01:52:50,931
Show us.

1299
01:52:50,931 --> 01:52:52,892
- No.
- Show us!

1300
01:52:53,058 --> 01:52:57,605
Show us your dancing!
Make some room.

1301
01:52:57,813 --> 01:53:00,941
Do it! Do it!

1302
01:53:01,108 --> 01:53:03,277
Turn up the volume!

1303
01:53:12,828 --> 01:53:14,914
Seems ready.

1304
01:53:15,080 --> 01:53:16,457
He's serious.

1305
01:53:18,918 --> 01:53:21,086
Can you do it?

1306
01:53:32,389 --> 01:53:33,933
He's really gonna dance.

1307
01:54:39,665 --> 01:54:40,666
Well?

1308
01:54:41,625 --> 01:54:44,128
Marvelous.

1309
01:54:44,378 --> 01:54:45,629
Yeah, it was great.

1310
01:54:45,796 --> 01:54:46,380
Really?

1311
01:54:47,214 --> 01:54:48,757
You're great.

1312
01:54:53,387 --> 01:54:56,765
Better than Minnie Mouse!

1313
01:54:58,225 --> 01:54:59,351
He'll get a girl.

1314
01:54:59,351 --> 01:55:01,437
No doubt.

1315
01:55:04,440 --> 01:55:08,110
GUITAR BROTHER SPECIAL
- THE END

1316
01:55:10,905 --> 01:55:14,241
The Revolutionary Teachers

1317
01:55:14,450 --> 01:55:15,117
Raise our pay!

1318
01:55:15,326 --> 01:55:16,076
Raise our pay!

1319
01:55:18,370 --> 01:55:21,916
Director Pero's is Thinking

1320
01:55:24,168 --> 01:55:25,878
THE TRANSFER STUDENT

1321
01:55:26,086 --> 01:55:27,171
Raise our pay!

1322
01:55:30,591 --> 01:55:33,010
Attention everyone!

1323
01:55:33,260 --> 01:55:33,928
It's a transfer student!

1324
01:55:34,178 --> 01:55:35,012
Big news!

1325
01:55:35,387 --> 01:55:38,682
It's a transfer student!

1326
01:55:40,851 --> 01:55:42,394
Oh no!

1327
01:55:44,021 --> 01:55:45,731
We must get him!

1328
01:56:17,471 --> 01:56:19,348
Be quiet in the corridor.

1329
01:56:20,057 --> 01:56:21,100
Be quiet.

1330
01:56:21,517 --> 01:56:23,811
Sorry. We're sorry.
We're terribly sorry.

1331
01:56:24,228 --> 01:56:28,482
Don't apologize.
Just be careful from now on.

1332
01:56:28,649 --> 01:56:29,525
Just goofin' on you!

1333
01:56:41,203 --> 01:56:43,580
I'll never forgive them…

1334
01:56:44,665 --> 01:56:45,624
Ouch!

1335
01:56:52,256 --> 01:56:55,009
Hey! Hey!

1336
01:57:00,889 --> 01:57:02,641
It's a leg!

1337
01:57:15,237 --> 01:57:16,238
Stop it!

1338
01:57:18,032 --> 01:57:20,868
Don't tease my leg!

1339
01:57:21,744 --> 01:57:22,995
Are you the transfer student?

1340
01:57:22,995 --> 01:57:26,290
No. I'm Mr. Paddle, his third disciple.

1341
01:57:26,623 --> 01:57:28,250
His third disciple.

1342
01:57:29,293 --> 01:57:31,336
So you aren't a transfer?

1343
01:57:31,503 --> 01:57:33,130
You aren't?

1344
01:57:33,422 --> 01:57:35,424
So you aren't a transfer?

1345
01:57:35,424 --> 01:57:38,260
You aren't?
You aren't?

1346
01:57:39,678 --> 01:57:40,429
What?

1347
01:57:40,429 --> 01:57:44,099
Didn't you hear us?

1348
01:57:44,266 --> 01:57:48,812
I said I'm Mr. Paddle,
his third disciple, you asshole!

1349
01:57:49,146 --> 01:57:50,898
And I'm his leg!

1350
01:57:50,898 --> 01:57:52,858
I ain't asking you idiot!

1351
01:58:04,328 --> 01:58:05,496
What's that?

1352
01:58:07,873 --> 01:58:09,458
Answer me!

1353
01:58:10,459 --> 01:58:12,044
What did you say?

1354
01:58:16,507 --> 01:58:17,508
What?

1355
01:58:19,426 --> 01:58:24,765
I declare war!

1356
01:58:29,228 --> 01:58:31,355
To be continued.

1357
01:58:36,110 --> 01:58:37,277
You'll pay for this!

1358
01:58:40,531 --> 01:58:45,035
You can't even defeat me,
you dumb trio!

1359
01:58:45,244 --> 01:58:46,620
How dare you!

1360
01:58:53,085 --> 01:58:54,044
I'm Todoroki Robot.

1361
01:59:00,717 --> 01:59:01,760
Raise our pay!

1362
01:59:06,598 --> 01:59:07,766
Chance!

1363
01:59:09,768 --> 01:59:10,435
Ouch!

1364
01:59:10,644 --> 01:59:12,020
Hey!

1365
01:59:12,020 --> 01:59:13,063
Teach!

1366
01:59:13,063 --> 01:59:15,357
Shut up!

1367
01:59:15,566 --> 01:59:18,235
Every time you see
a transfer student…

1368
01:59:18,569 --> 01:59:21,280
you cause problems for us all.

1369
01:59:21,488 --> 01:59:24,658
We're all serious here.

1370
01:59:24,908 --> 01:59:27,286
So start being serious too.

1371
01:59:27,536 --> 01:59:32,124
Or your future will be in jeopardy.

1372
01:59:32,291 --> 01:59:35,252
And you'll be the ones in trouble.

1373
01:59:35,460 --> 01:59:36,837
You got that?

1374
01:59:40,716 --> 01:59:41,675
Chance!

1375
01:59:43,927 --> 01:59:45,179
Ouch!

1376
01:59:53,020 --> 01:59:53,979
What?

1377
01:59:54,938 --> 01:59:56,148
Let's be friends.

1378
01:59:58,066 --> 01:59:59,067
Friendship.

1379
02:00:00,944 --> 02:00:01,987
There you go.

1380
02:00:02,446 --> 02:00:03,405
Really?

1381
02:00:03,822 --> 02:00:06,575
How should I know.

1382
02:00:06,742 --> 02:00:09,620
You shouldn't ask me.
It's up to you.

1383
02:00:09,786 --> 02:00:12,998
I don't know.
It's up to you.

1384
02:00:13,165 --> 02:00:15,459
I don't know.
It's up to you.

1385
02:00:15,626 --> 02:00:18,378
I don't know.
It's up to you.

1386
02:00:18,754 --> 02:00:19,713
End!

1387
02:00:20,964 --> 02:00:22,925
The Cop Teacher

1388
02:00:23,133 --> 02:00:26,094
Don't park here!

1389
02:00:28,222 --> 02:00:32,643
I'd tow it
if I wasn't a teachers.

1390
02:00:37,356 --> 02:00:42,736
AFTER SCHOOL CLUB

1391
02:00:45,280 --> 02:00:46,531
Shall we?

1392
02:00:47,074 --> 02:00:48,033
Yes, coach.

1393
02:00:48,367 --> 02:00:50,744
I wanna play Minami.

1394
02:00:51,453 --> 02:00:53,330
Are you up to it?

1395
02:00:53,830 --> 02:00:56,208
Yes, let me play!

1396
02:00:57,459 --> 02:00:58,794
All right.

1397
02:01:01,713 --> 02:01:03,173
Good.

1398
02:01:04,508 --> 02:01:08,011
Minami, you're really good.

1399
02:01:09,012 --> 02:01:10,305
Seriously, good.

1400
02:01:10,597 --> 02:01:12,724
Great.

1401
02:01:12,933 --> 02:01:16,228
Well-made.

1402
02:01:16,228 --> 02:01:17,187
Thank you.

1403
02:01:17,396 --> 02:01:18,814
How old are you, Minami?

1404
02:01:19,106 --> 02:01:20,607
55.

1405
02:01:20,607 --> 02:01:23,944
I see. That's good.

1406
02:01:24,194 --> 02:01:25,487
Favorite food?

1407
02:01:25,696 --> 02:01:27,531
Fried eggs.

1408
02:01:27,864 --> 02:01:31,785
Good. Are you married?

1409
02:01:32,119 --> 02:01:33,453
Actually, yes.

1410
02:01:33,704 --> 02:01:36,665
Good on you, man!

1411
02:01:37,541 --> 02:01:38,959
That's really good.

1412
02:01:39,126 --> 02:01:41,295
Can you take off your clothes?

1413
02:01:41,545 --> 02:01:42,879
Yes, sure.

1414
02:01:43,130 --> 02:01:45,132
Sorry for rushing you.

1415
02:01:45,340 --> 02:01:48,010
I'll strip.
I'm embarrassed.

1416
02:01:48,176 --> 02:01:49,970
Don't worry about it.

1417
02:01:50,804 --> 02:01:54,141
I feel shy. I really do.

1418
02:01:54,349 --> 02:01:55,225
Why?

1419
02:01:56,351 --> 02:01:58,729
The lengths are different.

1420
02:01:59,062 --> 02:02:00,314
They're fine.

1421
02:02:00,314 --> 02:02:01,356
- Really?
- Why?

1422
02:02:01,690 --> 02:02:06,570
I'm ashamed of them.

1423
02:02:06,778 --> 02:02:09,448
Huh? No problem.

1424
02:02:09,656 --> 02:02:10,490
Really?

1425
02:02:10,657 --> 02:02:12,326
Why are you hiding them?

1426
02:02:12,534 --> 02:02:13,410
Well…

1427
02:02:13,577 --> 02:02:16,288
You don't have to feel ashamed.

1428
02:02:16,288 --> 02:02:18,498
Show us.

1429
02:02:20,292 --> 02:02:21,918
Don't worry.

1430
02:02:22,919 --> 02:02:25,589
Be more confident.

1431
02:02:26,298 --> 02:02:28,508
Nice. Real nice.

1432
02:02:28,717 --> 02:02:29,343
Really?

1433
02:02:31,303 --> 02:02:32,137
Okay then.

1434
02:02:35,182 --> 02:02:38,352
Here it comes.

1435
02:02:39,770 --> 02:02:41,855
Don't tease me.

1436
02:02:42,647 --> 02:02:44,691
Are you game?

1437
02:02:45,609 --> 02:02:47,361
You game or not?

1438
02:02:48,028 --> 02:02:48,612
Game?

1439
02:02:49,654 --> 02:02:50,238
No?

1440
02:02:51,114 --> 02:02:53,408
You game?

1441
02:02:53,617 --> 02:02:54,117
Yes.

1442
02:02:54,326 --> 02:02:55,327
Let it come.

1443
02:02:56,745 --> 02:02:58,121
There we go.

1444
02:02:58,997 --> 02:03:01,750
One. Two.

1445
02:03:02,626 --> 02:03:03,919
Three.

1446
02:03:04,795 --> 02:03:06,713
Nice moves, Minami.

1447
02:03:06,880 --> 02:03:08,048
Thank you.

1448
02:03:09,466 --> 02:03:10,509
Juice time.

1449
02:03:11,510 --> 02:03:12,469
Ready?

1450
02:03:13,178 --> 02:03:14,763
Go!

1451
02:03:22,562 --> 02:03:25,565
OK, OK! Next.

1452
02:03:26,817 --> 02:03:27,984
Milk!

1453
02:03:35,492 --> 02:03:39,121
OK! Let's take a break.

1454
02:03:43,333 --> 02:03:44,584
I'm tuckered out…

1455
02:03:45,293 --> 02:03:46,002
Yes.

1456
02:03:47,629 --> 02:03:48,630
Are you okay?

1457
02:03:48,797 --> 02:03:49,506
Yes.

1458
02:03:50,674 --> 02:03:51,758
You were good.

1459
02:03:54,469 --> 02:03:56,721
Let me at the bloodsucker.

1460
02:03:58,265 --> 02:04:00,809
Are you sure?

1461
02:04:02,394 --> 02:04:04,396
Wanna try the bloodsucker?

1462
02:04:04,896 --> 02:04:07,232
Yes! I do. I can do him!

1463
02:04:08,692 --> 02:04:11,027
Okay. Let's do him!

1464
02:04:11,445 --> 02:04:13,405
Go bloodsucker!

1465
02:04:13,613 --> 02:04:17,075
Fuck you! I'll suck your blood!

1466
02:04:20,370 --> 02:04:22,038
OK. Begin.

1467
02:04:48,231 --> 02:04:56,907
The sea of space
is my sea

1468
02:04:59,367 --> 02:05:01,077
Coach, he's sucking my blood.

1469
02:05:03,121 --> 02:05:05,290
You okay? Raise your hand.

1470
02:05:05,457 --> 02:05:07,042
He's sucking my blood.

1471
02:05:07,042 --> 02:05:11,463
Totally. Don't move.

1472
02:05:17,219 --> 02:05:21,556
Hey, Takefumi!

1473
02:05:21,765 --> 02:05:22,849
What are you doing?

1474
02:05:23,016 --> 02:05:25,227
I'm working. Look.

1475
02:05:27,103 --> 02:05:28,605
It's a bloodsucker.

1476
02:05:28,605 --> 02:05:29,981
He's sucking away.

1477
02:05:30,190 --> 02:05:31,566
Totally sucks.

1478
02:05:31,900 --> 02:05:35,779
Go get the school nurse.

1479
02:05:37,030 --> 02:05:40,033
Sorry I'm late. I'm Tsuda,
the health teacher.

1480
02:05:40,408 --> 02:05:41,826
I'm Tanaka.

1481
02:05:42,160 --> 02:05:43,245
Are you part-time?

1482
02:05:43,245 --> 02:05:44,329
Yes, I am.

1483
02:05:45,121 --> 02:05:46,456
This one?

1484
02:05:47,165 --> 02:05:50,293
It's in pretty deep.
During your practice…

1485
02:05:50,293 --> 02:05:52,295
Yes, using Minami.

1486
02:05:52,295 --> 02:05:54,673
Hours ago?

1487
02:05:54,923 --> 02:05:56,591
Not so much.

1488
02:05:56,800 --> 02:05:57,759
Okay.

1489
02:05:58,635 --> 02:06:00,345
Hold on.

1490
02:06:00,971 --> 02:06:05,392
The suckers will peel off.
He's pretty weak now.

1491
02:06:05,809 --> 02:06:07,936
I'll just peel it like this.

1492
02:06:08,853 --> 02:06:11,982
Wait.

1493
02:06:12,232 --> 02:06:14,776
It's upside down.

1494
02:06:15,193 --> 02:06:17,862
It'll leave a mark.

1495
02:06:18,280 --> 02:06:19,406
Okay then…

1496
02:06:19,614 --> 02:06:22,325
I'll try scolding him.
That'll do the trick.

1497
02:06:22,576 --> 02:06:24,995
I'll peel here.
I, 2…

1498
02:06:28,582 --> 02:06:34,254
Hey you! You should be
ashamed of yourself.

1499
02:06:34,254 --> 02:06:35,088
Who are you?

1500
02:06:35,338 --> 02:06:38,925
Shut up, you poor-proportioned midget.

1501
02:06:39,968 --> 02:06:41,094
Shame on you.

1502
02:06:41,720 --> 02:06:46,224
How can you live with this body?
Shame on you.

1503
02:06:46,433 --> 02:06:47,517
I'm not ashamed.

1504
02:06:47,726 --> 02:06:49,811
Huh?

1505
02:06:50,020 --> 02:06:50,687
I'm not ashamed.

1506
02:06:50,854 --> 02:06:54,983
You messing with me?
You should feel embarrassed!

1507
02:06:54,983 --> 02:06:56,109
Why?

1508
02:06:56,109 --> 02:06:58,445
And that slime.

1509
02:06:58,653 --> 02:07:02,616
Can't you wash your body?

1510
02:07:03,366 --> 02:07:07,829
And why suck on this kid's arm, eh?

1511
02:07:07,829 --> 02:07:08,913
So what.

1512
02:07:08,913 --> 02:07:10,290
Why her?

1513
02:07:10,874 --> 02:07:12,709
Do you like little girls?

1514
02:07:12,709 --> 02:07:14,336
No way!

1515
02:07:14,544 --> 02:07:16,671
Childhood trauma or something?

1516
02:07:16,671 --> 02:07:19,424
Were you molested?

1517
02:07:19,424 --> 02:07:20,300
No.

1518
02:07:20,467 --> 02:07:22,218
So you get off on kids, right?

1519
02:07:22,218 --> 02:07:23,762
Not true!

1520
02:07:23,928 --> 02:07:27,849
You haven't grown up have you?!

1521
02:07:28,224 --> 02:07:32,896
You middle-aged Peter Pan wannabe!
I'll kill you.

1522
02:07:32,896 --> 02:07:34,773
- I'll push here.
- Not there!

1523
02:07:35,398 --> 02:07:37,734
I'll push your stomach.

1524
02:07:37,901 --> 02:07:40,236
- Don't think I won't!
- No. Please don't.

1525
02:07:40,403 --> 02:07:42,364
- Here I go!
- Please stop.

1526
02:07:42,697 --> 02:07:44,991
You slimy turd!

1527
02:07:45,325 --> 02:07:48,203
What's that?

1528
02:07:48,870 --> 02:07:50,664
Ew! Stinks!

1529
02:07:52,374 --> 02:07:53,541
Is that normal?

1530
02:07:53,708 --> 02:07:55,543
Don't be rude.

1531
02:08:02,384 --> 02:08:04,219
I don't think it's working.

1532
02:08:05,053 --> 02:08:08,014
Maybe I should take her to the hospital.

1533
02:08:08,515 --> 02:08:11,476
Show me your tip.

1534
02:08:11,726 --> 02:08:14,437
What's this?

1535
02:08:14,854 --> 02:08:17,774
- There's something here.
- No!

1536
02:08:17,941 --> 02:08:22,654
- Something thick.
- It's nothing.

1537
02:08:22,987 --> 02:08:24,864
Here it comes!

1538
02:08:25,490 --> 02:08:27,409
What's this white thing?

1539
02:08:27,617 --> 02:08:28,827
Nothing!

1540
02:08:28,827 --> 02:08:30,370
I can take it off.

1541
02:08:30,620 --> 02:08:31,413
Stop it!

1542
02:08:31,413 --> 02:08:33,957
Shut your mouth!

1543
02:08:36,042 --> 02:08:39,170
What's this?

1544
02:08:41,423 --> 02:08:42,716
A name stamp?

1545
02:08:44,092 --> 02:08:47,595
That's right!

1546
02:08:47,595 --> 02:08:49,139
Why do you have…

1547
02:08:49,389 --> 02:08:51,516
a name stamp here?

1548
02:08:52,016 --> 02:08:56,187
Are you insane?

1549
02:08:56,479 --> 02:09:00,066
I'm gonna use your stamp!

1550
02:09:00,650 --> 02:09:03,403
Could you give me some paper?

1551
02:09:04,112 --> 02:09:05,989
Here you are.

1552
02:09:07,240 --> 02:09:08,450
Thank you very much.

1553
02:09:14,372 --> 02:09:15,373
Yamada?!

1554
02:09:18,793 --> 02:09:24,299
Your name's Yamada?

1555
02:09:25,425 --> 02:09:32,432
Shame on you. What a common name!
A bad ass bloodsucker named Yamada!

1556
02:09:32,640 --> 02:09:34,017
Stop it.

1557
02:09:34,225 --> 02:09:37,312
I won't, Yamada!

1558
02:09:42,609 --> 02:09:43,818
Yes, my name's Yamada!

1559
02:09:48,615 --> 02:09:49,657
Wow!

1560
02:09:55,121 --> 02:09:57,499
I think you'll be fine.

1561
02:09:58,291 --> 02:09:59,292
Thanks.

1562
02:10:06,549 --> 02:10:07,926
You know what?

1563
02:10:09,719 --> 02:10:11,012
Sports are dangerous.

1564
02:10:12,806 --> 02:10:16,142
Like that bloodsucker.

1565
02:10:16,893 --> 02:10:18,520
I can't deal with it.

1566
02:10:21,731 --> 02:10:22,816
Wanna quit?

1567
02:10:23,107 --> 02:10:23,858
Huh?

1568
02:10:24,108 --> 02:10:25,360
This club.

1569
02:10:26,486 --> 02:10:27,570
Don't you wanna quit?

1570
02:10:28,530 --> 02:10:29,405
Wanna play more?

1571
02:10:33,576 --> 02:10:34,702
Wanna try a new club?

1572
02:10:34,702 --> 02:10:38,832
- I'm sorry for being rude.
- Not at all.

1573
02:10:39,040 --> 02:10:40,875
- I didn't know that was the way.
- No worries.

1574
02:10:41,042 --> 02:10:44,921
I apologize. I'm so sorry.

1575
02:10:45,129 --> 02:10:47,257
I should've known better.

1576
02:10:47,423 --> 02:10:49,425
I doubted your skill. Are you angry?

1577
02:10:49,759 --> 02:10:51,094
No, I'm not angry.

1578
02:10:51,261 --> 02:10:52,303
- You're angry, right?
- No, I'm not.

1579
02:10:52,512 --> 02:10:54,097
- Being angry is only natural.

1580
02:10:54,430 --> 02:10:57,725
I'm not, you idiot!

1581
02:10:58,935 --> 02:11:03,147
I'm sorry for throwing that.
I'm not angry…

1582
02:11:03,857 --> 02:11:04,899
I burnt your clothes.

1583
02:11:05,108 --> 02:11:06,401
You can get mad.

1584
02:11:06,568 --> 02:11:09,779
- I'm not angry.
- Sorry.

1585
02:11:09,946 --> 02:11:11,489
AFTER SCHOOL CLUB
- THE END

1586
02:11:16,035 --> 02:11:17,328
I love my after school club!

1587
02:11:20,331 --> 02:11:23,334
You fool.
There's no Alien Piko-riko.

1588
02:11:24,085 --> 02:11:26,588
Shame on you.

1589
02:11:27,422 --> 02:11:28,256
Aren't you embarrassed?

1590
02:11:28,256 --> 02:11:30,216
What a stupid name, Piko-riko!

1591
02:11:30,592 --> 02:11:31,593
They exist.

1592
02:11:32,051 --> 02:11:37,015
Prove it! What does a teacher
know about aliens?

1593
02:11:37,015 --> 02:11:37,849
Stop it.

1594
02:11:38,057 --> 02:11:40,518
Alien Piko-riko!

1595
02:11:42,061 --> 02:11:42,770
Idiot.

1596
02:11:44,105 --> 02:11:44,772
Say it!

1597
02:11:45,940 --> 02:11:49,944
"There's no such thing as Piko-riko!"

1598
02:13:27,250 --> 02:13:30,795
I don't know why
but I'm playing the violin in the forest.

1599
02:13:33,256 --> 02:13:38,219
When I thought the sound was strange,

1600
02:13:42,849 --> 02:13:44,434
I noticed someone modulating me.

1601
02:14:27,643 --> 02:14:32,565
Then I heard the voice of an old man.

1602
02:15:36,129 --> 02:15:37,088
Not here.

1603
02:15:39,465 --> 02:15:40,424
Gone.

1604
02:15:50,726 --> 02:15:56,732
I'm making a pilgrimage to 88 temples…

1605
02:16:02,071 --> 02:16:03,656
but where's the first one?

1606
02:16:24,719 --> 02:16:27,638
Hello?

1607
02:16:28,514 --> 02:16:29,473
Excuse me?

1608
02:16:31,100 --> 02:16:35,646
Hello?

1609
02:16:37,607 --> 02:16:38,566
Can you hear me?

1610
02:16:39,025 --> 02:16:39,984
What?

1611
02:16:40,318 --> 02:16:41,360
What are you doing?

1612
02:16:41,736 --> 02:16:42,778
Recording.

1613
02:16:43,112 --> 02:16:44,071
Recording?

1614
02:16:44,071 --> 02:16:47,158
"The Volume" Live Concert.

1615
02:16:47,533 --> 02:16:48,576
The Volume?

1616
02:16:48,784 --> 02:16:49,785
There.

1617
02:16:53,789 --> 02:16:55,833
Is there a temple 'round here?

1618
02:16:56,292 --> 02:17:00,004
Beats me.
I came here from Kumamoto.

1619
02:17:00,588 --> 02:17:04,842
I'm lucky 'cause
this is a rare live show.

1620
02:17:05,760 --> 02:17:08,721
I like Kumamoto's noodle.

1621
02:17:08,721 --> 02:17:10,139
Tasty.

1622
02:17:10,598 --> 02:17:15,686
But here in Hokkaido,
I'll try their noodles.

1623
02:17:15,937 --> 02:17:18,356
Hokkaido?!
Are we in Hokkaido?

1624
02:17:18,814 --> 02:17:20,358
You're Okinawan, eh?

1625
02:17:20,733 --> 02:17:22,568
I thought this was Shikoku!

1626
02:17:22,902 --> 02:17:25,071
Come and see their gig.

1627
02:17:25,780 --> 02:17:26,822
Might as well.

1628
02:17:33,996 --> 02:17:35,206
Is recording your hobby?

1629
02:17:35,206 --> 02:17:36,999
My big bro's influence.

1630
02:17:37,625 --> 02:17:38,626
Thanks.

1631
02:22:24,870 --> 02:22:26,372
Volume!

1632
02:22:28,290 --> 02:22:29,750
Volume!

1633
02:22:32,044 --> 02:22:33,420
Volume!

1634
02:23:09,790 --> 02:23:11,375
What a strange dream.

1635
02:23:13,544 --> 02:23:19,300
The strangest thing is: we're still
dating even though we aren't dating.

1636
02:23:21,802 --> 02:23:22,886
A UFO!

1637
02:23:23,721 --> 02:23:24,680
UFO?!

1638
02:23:26,015 --> 02:23:26,974
Which? Which?

1639
02:23:28,142 --> 02:23:30,519
Where? Where?

1640
02:23:32,938 --> 02:23:42,448
USO (I lied).