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打開天文望遠鏡

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掠過三千光年的夜晚

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你就能看見我了

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開普勒160星系的K星

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這兒有跟地球相似的氣候和環境

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也誕生了跟你們差不多的文明

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K星一天只有12個小時

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所以我和哥們的暑假

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總是結束得猝不及防

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尤其是一九九九年那一次

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排行榜這詞兒是我發明的

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它本來是指校工廠煙囪上的這些名字

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越靠上

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你在學校的地位就越高

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所以

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在一九九九的暑假結束之前

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泡泡死也不想再當最後一名

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泡泡

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泡泡

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開戰啦

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又跟誰啊

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就白雪矮人他們

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我這就來

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太慢了

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我這有降落傘

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接著

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這就是一普通雨傘啊

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武打片裏都這麼跳

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我在這接著你

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一

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三

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泡泡從此再也沒有相信過我

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他覺得我的大腦

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在三年級就停止發育了

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都沒事吧

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誠勇大哥

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完了

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我們把排行榜弄倒了

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反正我第一名早當膩了

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我時常問自己

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到底什麼樣的女人

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才能配得上王誠勇啊

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奧黛麗赫本

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可惜去得早

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白蛇傳裏的白素貞

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可惜是個妖怪

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但幸好我們還有楊藝

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全班一半的男生

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都在桌子上刻過她的名字

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楊藝卻只喜歡誠勇

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他們的關係

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就像戰場上的烈火

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純潔而熱烈

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所以

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誰要敢對楊藝不敬

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我們就跟他拼到底

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頂天柱和三個小公主都到了

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你們哥仨就沒帶點幫手啊

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趙長江

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聽好

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楊藝是我的

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你要是再敢招她

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殺了你

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自不量力

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來多少都一樣

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長頭髮那妞

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老爺們打架 你就躲遠點

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說誰呢

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哥這是陳浩南髮型

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小妞聲音還挺粗啊

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我是男的

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花僊子開始了

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趕緊回家看電視吧

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舅舅

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我在工廠 趕緊來救我

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你們倆給我等著

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等

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把你舅姥姥都叫來

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大舅 二舅

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你們可來了

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那孩子 你跟誰混的

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我跟自己混

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硬骨頭

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硬骨頭

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都沒好下場

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王誠勇

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王誠勇

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我們這次算打輸了吧

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以後會贏的

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什麼時候

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等我們再長大點

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可外國報紙上說

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今年就是世界末日了

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我會開車

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到時候帶你們跑

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能讓世界在開學前末日嗎

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就因為你暑假作業沒寫完吧

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我借你們抄

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好兄弟 什麼條件

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十六人街霸借我玩玩

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早忘了借給誰了

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我這腦細胞

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得留著幹大事兒

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可得保留好

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文明倒退全靠它了

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王誠勇

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王誠勇 醒醒啊

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誠勇大哥

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醒醒

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泡泡

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王炸

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王炸

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泡泡

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電視機前的觀眾朋友們晚上好

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今天是二零一九年十一月一日

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農曆十月初五

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今天的新聞主要內容有

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我靠

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誠勇

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別美了

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（K星土語）走啊

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你是誰

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這是哪

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為什麼電視上說

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現在是二零一九年

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沒說錯呀

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那時間都去哪兒了

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想K歌下班咱們再去啊

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讓一下

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這裏是

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醫院

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是你掙錢的地兒

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我現在是醫生

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你要是這麼說也行

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那我們現在去哪

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三爺

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我們來了

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這次輪到誰了

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替我拉一下

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還是最喜歡這樣發工資啊

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這可不叫工資

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你們替我鏟事

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我得回禮

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這是規矩

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替你

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鏟事

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三爺

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咱們下邊見

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低頭

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誠勇

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能站起來嗎

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我去看看三爺

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可算醒了

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這眼睛的顏色也變回來了

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你們倆

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趕快把他扶起來

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誠勇 能看到我嗎

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忙大姐

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你們幾個剛才是不是去鋼廠打架去了

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沒有 你怎麼知道

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我是誰

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夕陽群眾

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群眾們上哪兒都知道

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馬上開學了

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家裏沒大人的晚上來我這吃飯

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別亂跑

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聽到沒

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是

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稍息

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解散

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忙大姐慢騎

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忙大姐再見

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忙大姐注意安全

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謝謝您給誠勇做的人工呼吸

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二十年後我在醫院工作

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每個月的工資可以堆滿整個屋子

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但是我隨時都有可能

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被別人炸死

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那你怎麼逃出來的

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全靠打噴嚏

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可以啊 王誠勇

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都學會吃旯蟆了

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旯蟆

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K星上的一種青蛙

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它的皮膚能讓人產生幻覺

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肉有劇毒

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我沒吃

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那也不是幻覺

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那我怎麼沒去未來啊

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為什麼要當癮君子

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別看了

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拿上相機 去現場

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閉月羞花

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樓裏開始疏散人群了

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我看到醫用冷凍箱

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裝著黑市器官

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這就是個非法採集點

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大頭來了

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拿好相機

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您好 您拔打的用戶暫時無法接聽

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請稍後再撥

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知道了

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我一會兒再打給你

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三爺

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誠勇倒下就再也沒醒過來

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做全面檢查

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自家兄弟 多上心

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誰讓你開閃光燈的

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抓人

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活幹得不怎麼樣

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逃跑倒比我快

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你也沒說是偷拍啊

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你先跑 我掩護

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對了 咱不是開車來的嗎

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趕緊上車吧

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你們什麼人

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調查記者

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來報道延生製藥非法倒賣器官事件

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她的聲音像大鵝

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真好聽

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給我按住

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看誰命硬

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這是什麼

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我討厭聽見男人的慘叫

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哎呦

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趕緊上車

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他們車好像比咱快

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放心吧

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我這還沒掛上特效檔呢

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什麼

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剎車失靈來不及戴耳塞了

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為什麼戴耳塞啊

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頭髮借我使使

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回來啦

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差點死在二十一世紀

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你都幹什麼了

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我成了記者

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一直給人追著打

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你那是狗仔隊吧

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可為什麼

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我們能去未來

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也許是剛才在水裏吸入了化學藥劑

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影響了我們的身體

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這解釋不太科學吧

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我一初中文憑

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只能解釋到這了

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那我也能去未來嗎

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誠勇

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有水嗎

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酒裏沒毒 皇上請喝

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真煩

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都一瓶裏喝水了

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誠勇

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上你家抄作業去

258
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我得先去看個演唱會

259
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誰的

260
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你耳朵會爛掉的

261
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楊美麗

262
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K星女唱將

263
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歌聲高亢

264
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魅力四射

265
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原來這有一條吳薇歌迷在呢

266
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吳薇

267
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K星天後

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聲如天籟

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婚姻坎坷

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吳薇的歌迷好渺小 都看不到

271
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說起來

272
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吳薇也太久 沒有開演唱會了吧

273
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真愛吳薇 不論是非

274
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永恆美麗 為你沉醉

275
00:17:01,167 --> 00:17:04,125
吳薇出類拔萃 世間你最可貴

276
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美麗天下無敵 熱愛永遠不息

277
00:17:06,917 --> 00:17:09,625
吳薇迷死個人 世界唯一真神

278
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美麗一生守望 美麗宇宙最棒

279
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好了 別生氣了

280
00:17:13,417 --> 00:17:14,625
吳薇美麗加起來都不如你

281
00:17:14,792 --> 00:17:16,500
還是你愛說實話

282
00:17:26,917 --> 00:17:28,375
你哪來的那麼多戲啊

283
00:17:28,542 --> 00:17:28,875
我沒有

284
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替我去趟一九年。

285
00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:32,875
幫我看看吳薇和楊美麗誰贏了

286
00:17:33,167 --> 00:17:34,250
你自己怎麼不去啊

287
00:17:37,292 --> 00:17:37,750
王炸

288
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你別給我裝死

289
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:40,125
你給我起來

290
00:17:41,042 --> 00:17:42,375
我暫時不想去未來

291
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泡泡

292
00:17:43,792 --> 00:17:45,500
你最近是不是又胖了

293
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今早稱的 兩百六

294
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好好練功

295
00:17:50,042 --> 00:17:51,250
長大當個黑旋風

296
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媽

297
00:18:15,792 --> 00:18:17,625
感謝您給我買的神功元氣帶

298
00:18:20,792 --> 00:18:21,875
你折騰什麼呢

299
00:18:26,292 --> 00:18:27,625
快睡吧 我困得不行了

300
00:18:31,542 --> 00:18:32,000
等等

301
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你是

302
00:18:39,417 --> 00:18:40,250
楊藝

303
00:18:43,292 --> 00:18:45,500
可惜不是楊美麗 讓您失望了

304
00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:47,000
你是京海市

305
00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:49,875
夕陽區第三中學二年三班的楊藝嗎

306
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曾經是吧

307
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那為什麼我們會在一個屋子裏

308
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因為我們正在同居啊

309
00:19:04,292 --> 00:19:05,625
三年二班 閆明

310
00:19:06,292 --> 00:19:08,000
二年七班 周懷准

311
00:19:08,917 --> 00:19:10,500
三年一班 肖軍

312
00:19:11,167 --> 00:19:12,375
這些人都是誠勇打的

313
00:19:12,792 --> 00:19:14,375
就因為他們給楊藝送過情書

314
00:19:15,292 --> 00:19:17,125
你居然敢跟楊藝同居

315
00:19:17,292 --> 00:19:18,375
誠勇知道殺了你

316
00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:19,750
那該怎麼辦

317
00:19:20,542 --> 00:19:22,250
馬上跟未來的楊藝分手啊

318
00:19:22,417 --> 00:19:23,375
這不太好吧

319
00:19:24,042 --> 00:19:24,875
有什麼不好

320
00:19:25,167 --> 00:19:26,000
你又不喜歡楊藝

321
00:19:26,417 --> 00:19:27,000
別按了

322
00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:28,875
叔叔好

323
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誠勇在家嗎

324
00:19:30,667 --> 00:19:31,375
還沒回來

325
00:19:31,542 --> 00:19:32,750
沒關係 我們進屋等

326
00:19:32,917 --> 00:19:33,875
您忙您的

327
00:19:34,167 --> 00:19:34,500
站住

328
00:19:35,292 --> 00:19:37,125
你們是衝他暑假作業來的吧

329
00:19:37,542 --> 00:19:40,375
叔叔 請您尊重我們的人格

330
00:19:40,667 --> 00:19:43,000
今天我在街上撿到兩本暑假作業

331
00:19:43,167 --> 00:19:44,250
上面的字跡潦草

332
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,500
而且有五分之一的題還是錯的

333
00:19:46,667 --> 00:19:48,875
非常符合你倆目前的文化水平

334
00:19:49,542 --> 00:19:53,250
叔叔我愛您 感恩好叔叔

335
00:19:54,167 --> 00:19:54,875
夠了

336
00:19:55,042 --> 00:19:55,875
這麼好的作業

337
00:19:56,042 --> 00:19:56,875
拿什麼來換

338
00:19:57,292 --> 00:19:59,625
叔 我值錢的東西都在這

339
00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:02,375
您要看上哪個

340
00:20:02,667 --> 00:20:03,250
隨便拿

341
00:20:06,417 --> 00:20:07,000
這什麼呀

342
00:20:07,167 --> 00:20:07,875
乾脆面

343
00:20:08,042 --> 00:20:09,375
裏邊帶水滸傳英雄卡

344
00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:10,250
成交

345
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:11,625
方便面沒營養

346
00:20:11,917 --> 00:20:12,625
留這吃宵夜吧

347
00:20:12,917 --> 00:20:13,875
謝謝叔

348
00:20:16,542 --> 00:20:17,875
你們兩個怎麼還在我家

349
00:20:19,042 --> 00:20:20,500
我們正在談生意呢

350
00:20:20,917 --> 00:20:22,375
對客戶尊重點

351
00:20:24,167 --> 00:20:24,750
滾進來開會

352
00:20:31,792 --> 00:20:33,250
這是我珍藏的

353
00:20:33,542 --> 00:20:34,375
和電影僊女

354
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:36,000
就托付給你們了

355
00:20:36,417 --> 00:20:37,250
使不得

356
00:20:37,542 --> 00:20:40,125
這都是難得的課外讀物啊

357
00:20:40,292 --> 00:20:40,875
對啊

358
00:20:41,042 --> 00:20:43,750
沒有它們我們的青春會失去色彩的

359
00:20:48,042 --> 00:20:49,375
真正屬於我的青春

360
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:52,250
名字叫做楊藝

361
00:20:54,417 --> 00:20:55,500
我新買了卡西歐

362
00:20:55,792 --> 00:20:56,875
都調快了一分鐘

363
00:20:57,167 --> 00:20:59,375
咱倆一人一塊 別弄丟啊

364
00:21:00,167 --> 00:21:01,500
不行 這個太貴重了

365
00:21:01,917 --> 00:21:02,625
別摘

366
00:21:04,167 --> 00:21:05,000
我想

367
00:21:05,167 --> 00:21:06,875
跟你在一樣的時間裏嘛

368
00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:10,750
剛才

369
00:21:12,667 --> 00:21:13,750
算是求婚嗎

370
00:21:14,417 --> 00:21:15,000
法盲

371
00:21:15,417 --> 00:21:17,000
咱倆還沒到法定年齡呢

372
00:21:18,792 --> 00:21:19,750
楊藝

373
00:21:21,792 --> 00:21:22,500
反正

374
00:21:24,042 --> 00:21:25,375
我們永遠在一起吧

375
00:21:29,792 --> 00:21:30,500
好啊

376
00:21:31,542 --> 00:21:32,250
永遠

377
00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:35,500
我現在就去未來找楊藝

378
00:21:35,667 --> 00:21:36,625
看看我們結婚了沒

379
00:21:37,917 --> 00:21:38,375
一塊吧

380
00:21:46,042 --> 00:21:46,875
那我先走了

381
00:21:47,042 --> 00:21:48,375
校門口麥當勞見

382
00:21:57,042 --> 00:21:58,250
這首歌送給你

383
00:22:06,042 --> 00:22:07,625
我這就去未來跟楊藝說清楚

384
00:22:13,167 --> 00:22:15,125
所以你現在是三十八歲的身體裏

385
00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:16,625
有顆十八歲的心

386
00:22:17,292 --> 00:22:18,125
嗯

387
00:22:19,417 --> 00:22:20,250
你可真文藝

388
00:22:20,542 --> 00:22:21,750
可我說的都是真的

389
00:22:22,417 --> 00:22:23,000
雖然很難相信

390
00:22:23,292 --> 00:22:23,875
不

391
00:22:24,417 --> 00:22:25,000
我相信

392
00:22:25,542 --> 00:22:26,375
為什麼啊

393
00:22:27,167 --> 00:22:29,375
因為你編不出這麼有趣的謊

394
00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:33,500
那我三十八歲的意識去哪了

395
00:22:34,042 --> 00:22:34,625
消失了唄

396
00:22:34,792 --> 00:22:35,750
這怎麼能行

397
00:22:36,042 --> 00:22:38,875
沒關係 反正他也不開心

398
00:22:41,167 --> 00:22:42,750
想喝點什麼 這位中學生

399
00:22:44,417 --> 00:22:45,125
都可以

400
00:22:46,167 --> 00:22:46,625
二鍋頭

401
00:22:46,792 --> 00:22:47,375
燒刀子

402
00:22:47,542 --> 00:22:48,125
伏特加

403
00:22:48,292 --> 00:22:49,000
阿白酒

404
00:22:49,167 --> 00:22:50,125
來哪個

405
00:22:51,292 --> 00:22:52,500
有 有喜樂嗎

406
00:23:03,042 --> 00:23:04,875
今天絕對不行 我不方便

407
00:23:05,042 --> 00:23:06,625
不方便 我們不是說好

408
00:23:06,792 --> 00:23:08,500
我說了今天不行

409
00:23:08,667 --> 00:23:09,375
閉嘴

410
00:23:09,542 --> 00:23:11,125
你現在就給我出來

411
00:23:11,292 --> 00:23:13,375
不然我斷了你的藥

412
00:23:18,667 --> 00:23:19,375
都這麼晚了

413
00:23:19,792 --> 00:23:20,500
你還要出門呀

414
00:23:20,792 --> 00:23:21,250
嗯

415
00:23:22,167 --> 00:23:24,000
可是誠勇馬上就來找你了

416
00:23:24,917 --> 00:23:25,750
不可能

417
00:23:26,167 --> 00:23:27,375
我們四年前就分手了

418
00:23:27,542 --> 00:23:28,375
為什麼呀

419
00:23:29,292 --> 00:23:30,000
說為了我好

420
00:23:30,667 --> 00:23:31,500
然後人就不見了

421
00:23:31,917 --> 00:23:33,000
可是現在要來找你的

422
00:23:33,167 --> 00:23:34,625
是十八歲的誠勇啊

423
00:23:39,667 --> 00:23:41,500
他跟你一樣 也

424
00:23:41,667 --> 00:23:42,250
對

425
00:23:46,542 --> 00:23:48,500
不要讓誠勇找到我好不好

426
00:23:49,167 --> 00:23:49,875
為什麼呀

427
00:23:50,167 --> 00:23:51,500
因為我喜歡你啊

428
00:23:53,292 --> 00:23:54,500
你也喜歡我吧

429
00:23:56,917 --> 00:23:59,375
我以為你永遠不會知道

430
00:23:59,792 --> 00:24:01,625
泡泡還在相信永遠的年紀呀

431
00:24:11,417 --> 00:24:13,500
每個K星人二十歲的時候

432
00:24:14,042 --> 00:24:16,625
都要翻越一座雪山才算成年

433
00:24:17,792 --> 00:24:18,750
泡泡告訴我

434
00:24:19,417 --> 00:24:20,750
如果未來沒有楊藝

435
00:24:21,792 --> 00:24:24,000
他會永遠藏在厚厚的積雪下

436
00:24:26,042 --> 00:24:27,375
直到死去

437
00:24:28,542 --> 00:24:29,125
記住

438
00:24:30,417 --> 00:24:32,375
一定不要讓誠勇找到我

439
00:25:00,417 --> 00:25:01,125
跟上

440
00:25:08,792 --> 00:25:09,500
喲

441
00:25:09,667 --> 00:25:10,750
睡美人醒了

442
00:25:11,042 --> 00:25:11,875
你怎麼在這

443
00:25:12,167 --> 00:25:13,250
廢話 這我家

444
00:25:13,542 --> 00:25:14,375
這麼牛

445
00:25:15,167 --> 00:25:16,500
那葡萄糖是你給我打的嗎

446
00:25:17,167 --> 00:25:18,250
你剛不是暈倒了嗎

447
00:25:18,542 --> 00:25:19,250
小題大做

448
00:25:19,667 --> 00:25:20,250
你是不是喜歡我

449
00:25:20,417 --> 00:25:20,875
滾

450
00:25:21,292 --> 00:25:22,125
我有男朋友

451
00:25:22,667 --> 00:25:23,625
這病你別拖著啊

452
00:25:23,917 --> 00:25:25,125
早點去醫院檢查一下

453
00:25:25,667 --> 00:25:26,375
沒事

454
00:25:27,042 --> 00:25:28,250
腦子出了點小問題

455
00:25:29,667 --> 00:25:32,000
只是可惜我這二十多年的知識積累

456
00:25:33,167 --> 00:25:33,625
全沒了

457
00:25:34,917 --> 00:25:36,250
真是微乎其微的損失啊

458
00:25:36,792 --> 00:25:37,625
喝你口水啊

459
00:25:42,167 --> 00:25:43,375
關了再開就好

460
00:25:44,292 --> 00:25:45,125
紙

461
00:25:45,792 --> 00:25:47,250
你就不能換個好點的地方住

462
00:25:47,792 --> 00:25:48,875
沒那閒錢

463
00:25:49,042 --> 00:25:49,750
我得攢著

464
00:25:49,917 --> 00:25:51,250
去國外看我男朋友

465
00:25:52,042 --> 00:25:53,875
寶寶你今天好美

466
00:25:54,417 --> 00:25:55,875
我要為你寫首歌

467
00:25:56,542 --> 00:25:57,000
對了 寶寶

468
00:25:57,417 --> 00:25:58,875
下個月的生活費見底咯

469
00:25:59,292 --> 00:26:01,375
你別急 我馬上給你轉過去啊

470
00:26:02,417 --> 00:26:03,500
你男朋友真屎

471
00:26:03,792 --> 00:26:04,500
你懂個屁

472
00:26:05,042 --> 00:26:06,375
從這兒怎麼去校門口麥當勞

473
00:26:08,917 --> 00:26:10,375
你們都盯著我幹嘛

474
00:26:11,292 --> 00:26:12,250
泡泡

475
00:26:12,667 --> 00:26:13,500
啊

476
00:26:18,042 --> 00:26:19,875
我代表大地母親感謝你

477
00:26:20,042 --> 00:26:20,750
你一瘦

478
00:26:21,417 --> 00:26:22,625
K星自轉都變快了

479
00:26:22,917 --> 00:26:24,375
屁根本沒有

480
00:26:24,542 --> 00:26:26,375
別逗他了 我現在打車

481
00:26:26,542 --> 00:26:27,625
咱直奔楊藝家

482
00:26:28,042 --> 00:26:29,875
誠勇 咱喝點東西再走

483
00:26:30,042 --> 00:26:30,500
二鍋頭

484
00:26:30,667 --> 00:26:31,125
燒刀子

485
00:26:31,417 --> 00:26:31,750
伏特加

486
00:26:31,917 --> 00:26:32,500
阿白酒

487
00:26:32,667 --> 00:26:33,500
來哪個

488
00:26:34,042 --> 00:26:34,375
霍

489
00:26:35,167 --> 00:26:36,250
好東西啊

490
00:26:36,917 --> 00:26:37,375
攢著

491
00:26:37,542 --> 00:26:38,500
以後喝

492
00:26:39,667 --> 00:26:42,250
誠勇大哥怕喝酒啊

493
00:26:43,417 --> 00:26:44,500
我不想讓楊藝等

494
00:26:48,792 --> 00:26:50,250
誰說她在等你

495
00:26:51,042 --> 00:26:51,500
你好

496
00:26:52,042 --> 00:26:53,750
麥當勞餐廳禁止飲酒

497
00:26:53,917 --> 00:26:54,750
請配合

498
00:26:56,042 --> 00:26:58,625
由於生理和心理發展得不平衡

499
00:26:58,792 --> 00:27:00,000
青春期的男孩們

500
00:27:00,167 --> 00:27:02,625
往往具備了極強的逆反心理

501
00:27:03,417 --> 00:27:05,000
你越是不讓他們做什麼

502
00:27:05,417 --> 00:27:06,750
他們啊 就越要幹什麼

503
00:27:07,417 --> 00:27:09,125
今誰不干誰孫子

504
00:27:09,292 --> 00:27:09,750
干

505
00:27:11,042 --> 00:27:11,375
喝

506
00:27:25,292 --> 00:27:26,125
我

507
00:27:27,542 --> 00:27:28,625
好暈啊

508
00:27:30,417 --> 00:27:33,000
腦子裏有個電鑽在殺我

509
00:27:38,292 --> 00:27:39,375
是酒勁兒

510
00:27:39,917 --> 00:27:41,125
酒勁兒上來了

511
00:27:42,542 --> 00:27:43,875
我走不成了

512
00:27:44,792 --> 00:27:46,625
咱們回九九年吧

513
00:27:47,792 --> 00:27:48,375
不

514
00:27:49,292 --> 00:27:52,875
我就算爬 也要爬到楊藝家

515
00:27:55,417 --> 00:27:59,125
好 我就讓你死心

516
00:28:00,417 --> 00:28:02,625
師傅 咱們去楊藝家

517
00:28:07,292 --> 00:28:08,000
這是哪兒

518
00:28:09,042 --> 00:28:10,625
商業區地基

519
00:28:11,417 --> 00:28:13,125
楊藝家早就被拆了

520
00:28:15,292 --> 00:28:17,250
她們家裏電話也打不通

521
00:28:21,417 --> 00:28:22,250
我們回去吧

522
00:28:22,417 --> 00:28:23,750
未來沒有楊藝

523
00:28:25,167 --> 00:28:27,500
有個人一定知道楊藝的下落

524
00:28:28,917 --> 00:28:29,875
群眾

525
00:28:30,417 --> 00:28:32,250
群眾們去哪兒都知道

526
00:28:32,917 --> 00:28:34,625
你們來晚了一步

527
00:28:35,542 --> 00:28:37,250
我老伴忙大姐

528
00:28:45,417 --> 00:28:46,875
大爺您別難過

529
00:28:47,292 --> 00:28:48,625
我們能讓忙大姐復活

530
00:28:49,542 --> 00:28:50,750
我們該怎麼辦呀

531
00:28:51,042 --> 00:28:52,625
忙大姐是騎自行車出的事

532
00:28:53,042 --> 00:28:54,625
只要在九九年砸爛她的自行車

533
00:28:54,917 --> 00:28:56,000
未來她就不會死了

534
00:29:03,292 --> 00:29:04,750
你們來晚了一步

535
00:29:04,917 --> 00:29:05,500
怎麼會

536
00:29:05,667 --> 00:29:08,000
你忙大姐騎我的自行車

537
00:29:08,167 --> 00:29:09,125
被撞了

538
00:29:09,292 --> 00:29:10,000
大意了

539
00:29:10,167 --> 00:29:12,375
快把她們家的自行車都砸了

540
00:29:15,542 --> 00:29:16,625
你們來晚了一步

541
00:29:16,792 --> 00:29:17,750
不可能

542
00:29:18,292 --> 00:29:20,375
你忙大姐騎鄰居的自行車

543
00:29:20,792 --> 00:29:22,625
整條胡同的自行車全砸

544
00:29:24,917 --> 00:29:26,375
你們來晚了一步

545
00:29:26,792 --> 00:29:27,500
你騙人嗎你

546
00:29:27,792 --> 00:29:29,750
她騎她二姐的自行車

547
00:29:31,042 --> 00:29:31,875
六姨的

548
00:29:32,542 --> 00:29:33,750
大舅的

549
00:29:34,042 --> 00:29:35,000
弟弟的

550
00:29:35,167 --> 00:29:36,000
大表哥的

551
00:29:36,542 --> 00:29:37,750
共享的

552
00:29:39,167 --> 00:29:40,125
共享

553
00:29:40,667 --> 00:29:41,375
是誰

554
00:29:43,417 --> 00:29:46,000
共享單車 便利出行

555
00:29:46,167 --> 00:29:47,625
投放超百萬輛

556
00:29:48,792 --> 00:29:49,500
共享

557
00:29:49,667 --> 00:29:52,000
是嶄新的潮流

558
00:29:58,042 --> 00:29:59,125
忙大姐要想活命

559
00:29:59,792 --> 00:30:01,250
除非自行車沒發明

560
00:30:01,542 --> 00:30:02,625
可未來除了忙大姐

561
00:30:03,417 --> 00:30:04,375
沒人知道楊藝的下落

562
00:30:04,792 --> 00:30:05,875
那不一定

563
00:30:06,792 --> 00:30:08,875
興許咱班就有同學知道呢

564
00:30:10,167 --> 00:30:10,500
對呀

565
00:30:10,917 --> 00:30:12,375
我們可以在未來辦一場同學會

566
00:30:13,042 --> 00:30:14,250
這樣就能打聽到楊藝的下落

567
00:30:14,417 --> 00:30:16,000
可未來 怎麼把同學們聚到一塊

568
00:30:16,667 --> 00:30:18,000
王炸在雜誌社工作

569
00:30:18,292 --> 00:30:19,625
登條同學會啟事

570
00:30:19,792 --> 00:30:20,875
全國人都能看得到

571
00:30:21,917 --> 00:30:23,000
未來全在你手裏了

572
00:30:25,667 --> 00:30:26,500
乘客您好

573
00:30:26,792 --> 00:30:27,750
文明乘車 從我做起

574
00:30:27,917 --> 00:30:28,625
跟上

575
00:30:29,292 --> 00:30:30,375
上車請主動刷卡

576
00:30:34,667 --> 00:30:35,500
逃票老手啊

577
00:30:36,167 --> 00:30:37,000
彼此彼此

578
00:30:37,667 --> 00:30:39,000
螞蟻肉也是肉麼

579
00:30:41,417 --> 00:30:43,875
你能幫我登一個同學會啟事嗎

580
00:30:44,542 --> 00:30:45,625
光臨

581
00:30:46,542 --> 00:30:47,625
同學會

582
00:30:48,292 --> 00:30:48,750
好了

583
00:30:48,917 --> 00:30:50,125
聯繫人電話留誰的

584
00:30:52,292 --> 00:30:53,000
留他的

585
00:30:56,542 --> 00:30:57,875
你跟楊藝分手了嗎

586
00:30:59,917 --> 00:31:02,875
沒 沒有

587
00:31:03,042 --> 00:31:04,750
你喜歡楊藝

588
00:31:07,417 --> 00:31:08,125
我不能沒有她

589
00:31:08,292 --> 00:31:09,625
你糊塗了

590
00:31:10,792 --> 00:31:12,125
誠勇知道殺了你

591
00:31:13,417 --> 00:31:14,375
找死嗎

592
00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:19,125
我知道你們喜歡打我

593
00:31:19,292 --> 00:31:20,875
隨時隨地可以嘲笑我

594
00:31:21,042 --> 00:31:21,875
好朋友三人組裏面

595
00:31:22,042 --> 00:31:23,375
總有我這樣的胖子當小丑

596
00:31:23,542 --> 00:31:24,250
我沒拿你當小丑

597
00:31:24,417 --> 00:31:25,250
我願意這樣

598
00:31:27,042 --> 00:31:28,875
只要跟你們混在一塊怎麼樣都行

599
00:31:29,542 --> 00:31:31,250
沒有你們我會被更多人欺負

600
00:31:32,292 --> 00:31:33,625
我恨我的九九年

601
00:31:36,667 --> 00:31:38,000
我恨我的九九年

602
00:31:41,292 --> 00:31:42,625
可是在未來

603
00:31:43,167 --> 00:31:44,875
楊藝把我變得跟你們一樣好

604
00:31:46,667 --> 00:31:48,375
不要殺死那樣的我

605
00:31:52,042 --> 00:31:52,875
求求你

606
00:31:55,167 --> 00:31:56,875
聯繫人

607
00:31:57,167 --> 00:31:58,125
泡泡

608
00:31:58,542 --> 00:31:59,000
搞定

609
00:31:59,292 --> 00:32:00,625
給你發雜誌社官微了

610
00:32:00,792 --> 00:32:01,875
你刷一下手機就能看見

611
00:32:07,542 --> 00:32:08,375
啥也沒有啊

612
00:32:08,542 --> 00:32:09,750
小劉 王炸

613
00:32:09,917 --> 00:32:12,500
你們倆采的那新聞可上頭條啦

614
00:32:12,667 --> 00:32:13,375
真的

615
00:32:13,542 --> 00:32:15,750
非法倒賣器官 直擊幕後黑手

616
00:32:15,917 --> 00:32:18,500
這照片拍的 完全不像偷拍的呀

617
00:32:18,667 --> 00:32:20,500
那還不得多虧王炸開閃光燈啊

618
00:32:20,667 --> 00:32:22,000
你肯定要漲工資了

619
00:32:22,417 --> 00:32:24,000
新聞報道 微博熱搜

620
00:32:24,167 --> 00:32:24,875
排行第二

621
00:32:25,042 --> 00:32:25,625
是嗎

622
00:32:26,167 --> 00:32:26,875
厲害了啊

623
00:32:27,042 --> 00:32:29,375
這新聞署名怎麼改余主任了

624
00:32:39,917 --> 00:32:40,875
怎麼了 小劉

625
00:32:41,417 --> 00:32:42,125
主任

626
00:32:42,667 --> 00:32:44,875
我看見倒賣器官的報道

627
00:32:45,042 --> 00:32:45,625
署了您的名

628
00:32:45,792 --> 00:32:46,625
有問題嗎

629
00:32:52,792 --> 00:32:53,750
這次的頭條報道

630
00:32:54,417 --> 00:32:55,375
很有爆炸性

631
00:32:56,667 --> 00:32:57,500
余主任

632
00:32:58,167 --> 00:32:59,125
功不可沒啊

633
00:32:59,292 --> 00:33:02,500
哪裏 多虧主編您領導有方

634
00:33:02,667 --> 00:33:03,875
領導有方啊

635
00:33:04,417 --> 00:33:06,250
開會的演示文稿好了嗎

636
00:33:07,042 --> 00:33:08,375
投影儀還是對不上焦

637
00:33:08,542 --> 00:33:09,375
老毛病了

638
00:33:09,917 --> 00:33:10,875
小劉啊

639
00:33:11,042 --> 00:33:12,375
你去把投影儀挪一下

640
00:33:13,042 --> 00:33:13,625
受累呀

641
00:33:18,542 --> 00:33:19,250
往後挪一下

642
00:33:20,167 --> 00:33:21,375
不要晃了 都虛焦了

643
00:33:22,042 --> 00:33:22,750
老余呀

644
00:33:22,917 --> 00:33:25,250
這次報道這照片抓拍得很清楚

645
00:33:25,417 --> 00:33:26,750
這完全都是徐遠寧

646
00:33:26,917 --> 00:33:28,125
徐大攝影的功勞

647
00:33:28,292 --> 00:33:28,750
主編好

648
00:33:28,917 --> 00:33:30,000
我已經跟人事說了

649
00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:32,500
遠寧下周就轉正

650
00:33:33,042 --> 00:33:33,625
跟我

651
00:33:33,792 --> 00:33:34,875
我們不是有個攝影

652
00:33:35,667 --> 00:33:36,375
叫

653
00:33:37,167 --> 00:33:38,000
叫王炸

654
00:33:38,167 --> 00:33:39,875
那人的工作能力

655
00:33:40,417 --> 00:33:41,250
不如直接開了

656
00:33:41,542 --> 00:33:42,250
余主任

657
00:33:42,667 --> 00:33:44,125
王炸其實挺努力的

658
00:33:44,292 --> 00:33:45,125
您要不要再考慮一下

659
00:33:45,292 --> 00:33:46,500
現在是開會

660
00:33:46,667 --> 00:33:47,500
注意會場紀律

661
00:33:51,667 --> 00:33:53,125
喂 李秘啊

662
00:33:54,042 --> 00:33:56,625
好久沒聯繫了 別來無恙

663
00:33:58,292 --> 00:34:00,625
我剛才跟主編說話你插什麼嘴

664
00:34:05,417 --> 00:34:06,875
你這也太過分了 小劉

665
00:34:07,042 --> 00:34:08,500
趕緊給領導道歉呀

666
00:34:09,667 --> 00:34:10,500
你要不服

667
00:34:11,042 --> 00:34:11,375
我一句話

668
00:34:11,542 --> 00:34:12,500
讓你滾蛋

669
00:34:53,167 --> 00:34:54,250
真是不好意思

670
00:34:54,417 --> 00:34:55,000
對對對

671
00:34:55,167 --> 00:34:56,625
我們立刻撤回這篇不實報道

672
00:34:56,792 --> 00:34:57,625
啊對對

673
00:34:57,792 --> 00:34:58,750
消除影響

674
00:35:04,292 --> 00:35:05,500
打人啦

675
00:35:06,917 --> 00:35:07,750
王炸瘋了

676
00:35:30,042 --> 00:35:32,000
一屋子欺軟怕硬的慫貨

677
00:35:32,417 --> 00:35:33,125
王炸

678
00:35:33,417 --> 00:35:34,625
對不起啊 不包括你

679
00:35:34,792 --> 00:35:35,875
趕緊跟主任道歉啊

680
00:35:36,167 --> 00:35:36,750
什麼玩意

681
00:35:37,667 --> 00:35:40,125
太晚了 再道歉也沒有用

682
00:35:40,292 --> 00:35:42,625
年輕人 你們犯下大錯了

683
00:35:43,042 --> 00:35:43,625
我沒錯

684
00:35:44,417 --> 00:35:46,375
宇宙戰警行為規範第四十條

685
00:35:46,542 --> 00:35:48,500
遇見違反社會公德的行為

686
00:35:48,667 --> 00:35:50,375
發現違法犯罪的行為

687
00:35:50,542 --> 00:35:51,625
要見義勇為

688
00:35:51,917 --> 00:35:53,500
勇於鬥爭 善於鬥爭

689
00:35:53,667 --> 00:35:55,000
保安 快派人來

690
00:35:55,167 --> 00:35:57,750
第十四條 不說謊 不騙人 不弄虛做假

691
00:35:58,167 --> 00:35:59,625
知錯就改 誠實守信 言行一致

692
00:35:59,792 --> 00:36:00,750
答應別人的事要做到

693
00:36:01,542 --> 00:36:02,500
你叫什麼來著

694
00:36:02,917 --> 00:36:03,875
劉連枝

695
00:36:05,792 --> 00:36:07,750
榴蓮 不用跟任何人道歉

696
00:36:11,417 --> 00:36:12,875
你跟這的人不一樣

697
00:36:18,292 --> 00:36:20,000
你是來讓世界變好的

698
00:37:08,917 --> 00:37:10,625
你幹嘛買這麼多過期大米啊

699
00:37:13,167 --> 00:37:15,125
咱們以後是只能吃得起這個了嗎

700
00:37:16,167 --> 00:37:17,125
不高興了

701
00:37:18,292 --> 00:37:18,750
高興

702
00:37:19,292 --> 00:37:20,625
治安懲罰兩百三

703
00:37:20,792 --> 00:37:22,250
損壞公物賠八千

704
00:37:22,542 --> 00:37:23,875
毆打領導丟工作

705
00:37:24,042 --> 00:37:25,500
簡直快樂似神僊

706
00:37:26,042 --> 00:37:26,750
對吧

707
00:37:27,042 --> 00:37:28,625
宇宙戰警行為規範包你不吃虧

708
00:37:28,792 --> 00:37:29,500
可不嗎

709
00:37:32,042 --> 00:37:32,375
起開

710
00:37:32,542 --> 00:37:33,375
別再礙我事

711
00:37:34,542 --> 00:37:35,875
你讓我進屋喝口水唄

712
00:37:36,417 --> 00:37:38,000
來 有禮物給你

713
00:37:39,292 --> 00:37:40,375
你是在我花盆裏摘的吧

714
00:37:40,542 --> 00:37:42,250
怎麼可能 我花錢買的

715
00:37:42,542 --> 00:37:44,000
王炸 我今真沒功夫搭理你

716
00:37:44,292 --> 00:37:45,375
我得找趕緊份新工作

717
00:37:45,542 --> 00:37:47,125
接著攢錢去外國看我男朋友

718
00:37:47,792 --> 00:37:48,750
他怎麼不回來看你呀

719
00:37:49,292 --> 00:37:50,250
他在外國花的都是你的錢

720
00:37:50,667 --> 00:37:51,375
這跟你有屁關係

721
00:37:51,792 --> 00:37:52,750
我不想讓你犯糊塗

722
00:37:52,917 --> 00:37:53,750
誰活著不是裝糊塗啊

723
00:37:53,917 --> 00:37:54,625
我不是

724
00:37:54,792 --> 00:37:55,875
那是因為你根本就沒長大

725
00:37:56,042 --> 00:37:56,750
你也不是什麼大人啊

726
00:37:58,542 --> 00:37:59,375
我是

727
00:38:02,667 --> 00:38:03,125
開門

728
00:38:03,667 --> 00:38:05,625
滾 別耽誤我掙錢

729
00:38:09,167 --> 00:38:10,125
好 你等著

730
00:38:10,292 --> 00:38:11,375
老子給你掙錢

731
00:38:17,667 --> 00:38:19,125
王炸 啟事發了麼

732
00:38:19,292 --> 00:38:20,375
後天同學會

733
00:38:20,792 --> 00:38:22,375
泡泡 借我二十

734
00:38:22,542 --> 00:38:23,000
幹嘛

735
00:38:23,167 --> 00:38:24,625
時間旅行者當然要買

736
00:38:24,792 --> 00:38:26,625
幸運彩票的開獎結果是

737
00:38:27,167 --> 00:38:30,000
一三五七九

738
00:38:30,167 --> 00:38:31,000
放屁

739
00:38:31,417 --> 00:38:33,000
明明是二四六八十

740
00:38:33,417 --> 00:38:35,000
我從未來抄的大獎號碼

741
00:38:35,542 --> 00:38:36,375
你是不是抄錯了

742
00:38:36,917 --> 00:38:38,000
五個號我能抄錯

743
00:38:38,167 --> 00:38:39,625
你先把彩票錢還我

744
00:38:39,792 --> 00:38:41,500
我拿十六人街霸抵債行了吧

745
00:38:41,667 --> 00:38:42,875
那你拿來呀

746
00:38:43,042 --> 00:38:44,250
我忘記借給誰了

747
00:38:44,417 --> 00:38:46,625
怪不得五個號碼都抄錯

748
00:38:46,792 --> 00:38:47,875
他沒抄錯

749
00:38:49,042 --> 00:38:50,125
我也買了這組號碼

750
00:38:50,417 --> 00:38:51,500
那為什麼不中獎

751
00:38:51,792 --> 00:38:52,750
重要的不是號碼

752
00:38:53,667 --> 00:38:54,875
而是誰應該中獎

753
00:38:56,042 --> 00:38:56,625
什麼意思

754
00:38:56,917 --> 00:38:58,375
原本該中獎的人

755
00:38:58,542 --> 00:38:59,750
買什麼號碼都會中

756
00:39:00,542 --> 00:39:01,375
這是他的命運

757
00:39:02,167 --> 00:39:02,875
什麼意思

758
00:39:04,417 --> 00:39:06,125
也許我們的命運

759
00:39:06,792 --> 00:39:07,750
都是沒法改變的

760
00:39:12,542 --> 00:39:13,250
什麼意思

761
00:39:32,292 --> 00:39:33,000
滾

762
00:39:36,667 --> 00:39:37,875
劉女士在家嗎

763
00:39:40,042 --> 00:39:41,750
對不起 我以為是別人

764
00:39:43,542 --> 00:39:44,375
劉女士

765
00:39:46,042 --> 00:39:48,000
這篇新聞是您寫的嗎

766
00:39:51,792 --> 00:39:53,875
是啊 你怎麼知道的

767
00:39:56,417 --> 00:39:57,375
我打聽出來的

768
00:40:54,667 --> 00:40:56,500
壞

769
00:41:09,417 --> 00:41:10,875
我知道你沒走遠

770
00:41:11,542 --> 00:41:13,750
再不出來 微波你的貓

771
00:41:14,292 --> 00:41:15,125
三

772
00:41:16,417 --> 00:41:17,125
二

773
00:42:02,417 --> 00:42:03,125
蘋果

774
00:42:04,667 --> 00:42:05,500
（K星土語）蘋果

775
00:42:07,917 --> 00:42:09,000
蘋果

776
00:42:09,292 --> 00:42:10,250
（K星土語）蘋果

777
00:42:13,042 --> 00:42:14,125
蘋果

778
00:42:14,292 --> 00:42:15,500
（K星土語）蘋果

779
00:42:16,417 --> 00:42:17,375
蘋果

780
00:42:18,792 --> 00:42:19,750
（K星土語）蘋果

781
00:42:20,667 --> 00:42:21,500
蘋果

782
00:42:22,542 --> 00:42:23,750
（K星土語）蘋果

783
00:42:33,167 --> 00:42:36,375
媽媽不要擔心啦

784
00:42:36,542 --> 00:42:39,875
手機再也不怕摔啦

785
00:42:40,167 --> 00:42:43,500
我用棉花和毛線

786
00:42:43,667 --> 00:42:46,500
做件衣裳給它穿上

787
00:42:47,417 --> 00:42:50,125
您好 您撥打的用戶暫時無法接聽

788
00:42:50,292 --> 00:42:51,625
請稍後再撥

789
00:42:51,917 --> 00:42:53,500
好 我待會再打

790
00:42:55,792 --> 00:42:57,625
還是不接你電話呀

791
00:43:00,417 --> 00:43:02,125
這是碰上硬茬了

792
00:43:02,917 --> 00:43:05,375
沒幫手幹活就是費力氣啊

793
00:43:07,292 --> 00:43:08,625
誠勇醒了嗎

794
00:43:09,292 --> 00:43:11,500
他這樣三四天了 動都不動

795
00:43:11,792 --> 00:43:13,000
上回他也這樣

796
00:43:13,292 --> 00:43:14,375
後來自個就醒了

797
00:43:14,542 --> 00:43:16,000
他再也醒不過來了

798
00:43:16,167 --> 00:43:17,625
腦電圖呈雜散的波形

799
00:43:17,792 --> 00:43:19,375
靜脈注射葡萄糖溶液

800
00:43:19,542 --> 00:43:20,375
也未見轉醒

801
00:43:20,542 --> 00:43:21,500
GCS三分

802
00:43:21,667 --> 00:43:22,750
典型的植物人狀態

803
00:43:22,917 --> 00:43:23,500
這人誰啊

804
00:43:23,667 --> 00:43:25,000
時薪二十萬的醫學顧問

805
00:43:25,167 --> 00:43:27,000
後面那倆跟他挺像

806
00:43:27,167 --> 00:43:28,250
是他的備用件

807
00:43:28,917 --> 00:43:29,500
當他老了

808
00:43:29,792 --> 00:43:32,250
大腦就會移植到更年輕的身體上

809
00:43:32,542 --> 00:43:35,000
總之他現在跟塊石頭沒兩樣

810
00:43:35,542 --> 00:43:36,750
你怎麼證明

811
00:43:42,042 --> 00:43:42,750
等他醒了

812
00:43:43,292 --> 00:43:44,000
有你好看的

813
00:43:44,667 --> 00:43:45,625
如果他能醒

814
00:43:45,792 --> 00:43:47,625
我這三層別墅鑰匙你拿走

815
00:43:47,792 --> 00:43:49,375
連我老婆都歸你

816
00:43:51,292 --> 00:43:52,000
誰幹的

817
00:43:54,417 --> 00:43:55,000
三爺

818
00:43:55,542 --> 00:43:57,875
我要求立刻對他做一次全面的檢查

819
00:43:59,917 --> 00:44:00,875
你老婆漂亮嗎

820
00:44:01,542 --> 00:44:04,125
同學們相親相愛

821
00:44:04,292 --> 00:44:05,500
同學們 咱們來張大合影

822
00:44:05,667 --> 00:44:06,375
來來來

823
00:44:06,542 --> 00:44:07,375
三ニー

824
00:44:07,792 --> 00:44:09,000
茄子

825
00:44:10,042 --> 00:44:10,875
這幫人你都篩過了吧

826
00:44:11,042 --> 00:44:11,625
嗯

827
00:44:11,792 --> 00:44:13,375
他們都不知道我跟楊藝的事

828
00:44:15,292 --> 00:44:16,500
謝謝你幫我

829
00:44:19,167 --> 00:44:20,250
忍著點

830
00:44:21,292 --> 00:44:22,875
最後一塊

831
00:44:23,167 --> 00:44:24,500
再縫兩針就好了

832
00:44:25,167 --> 00:44:26,125
回來再說吧

833
00:44:26,667 --> 00:44:27,500
去哪啊

834
00:44:28,167 --> 00:44:28,625
同學會

835
00:44:28,792 --> 00:44:30,500
我以為你不喜歡聚會呢

836
00:44:30,792 --> 00:44:32,000
有個想見的女同學

837
00:44:32,542 --> 00:44:33,250
等會

838
00:44:34,917 --> 00:44:35,875
開我車去吧

839
00:44:37,167 --> 00:44:38,500
別讓女孩瞧不起

840
00:44:49,167 --> 00:44:50,000
誠勇

841
00:44:50,792 --> 00:44:51,375
怎麼這麼慢

842
00:44:51,667 --> 00:44:52,500
見到楊藝了嗎

843
00:44:53,042 --> 00:44:53,750
沒見著

844
00:44:54,042 --> 00:44:54,750
找找去

845
00:44:55,667 --> 00:44:56,750
王誠勇

846
00:44:58,667 --> 00:45:00,250
咱們得二十多年沒見了吧

847
00:45:00,667 --> 00:45:02,250
我怎麼記得上禮拜剛見過啊

848
00:45:02,417 --> 00:45:03,750
這人怎麼站坑裏了

849
00:45:04,167 --> 00:45:05,375
楊藝沒跟你們一起啊

850
00:45:06,542 --> 00:45:07,625
少窮打聽

851
00:45:08,042 --> 00:45:10,250
我現在一個電話她就隨叫隨到

852
00:45:12,292 --> 00:45:13,000
再吹牛

853
00:45:13,167 --> 00:45:13,625
老子剁了你

854
00:45:13,792 --> 00:45:15,500
你等著 馬上打給她

855
00:45:34,792 --> 00:45:36,375
這娘們又喝大了

856
00:45:37,542 --> 00:45:39,125
真是連我女人都當不好

857
00:45:45,292 --> 00:45:46,500
楊藝不是你的

858
00:46:15,167 --> 00:46:16,250
她怎麼在你車上啊

859
00:46:18,292 --> 00:46:19,125
我不知道

860
00:46:20,167 --> 00:46:21,500
但我一定給你個交代

861
00:46:24,417 --> 00:46:25,625
肝臟大出血

862
00:46:25,792 --> 00:46:26,750
頸椎受到壓迫

863
00:46:27,542 --> 00:46:28,375
準備鎮痛劑

864
00:46:29,167 --> 00:46:30,000
X光

865
00:46:31,417 --> 00:46:32,250
什麼亂七八糟的

866
00:46:32,917 --> 00:46:34,000
馬上準備手術

867
00:46:34,667 --> 00:46:35,750
大夫血庫儲備不夠了

868
00:46:36,167 --> 00:46:37,500
抽我的我萬能血型

869
00:46:38,042 --> 00:46:39,125
可需要很多血

870
00:46:39,417 --> 00:46:40,375
那就多抽

871
00:46:40,542 --> 00:46:42,625
單次抽血超過五百毫升會有危險

872
00:46:50,042 --> 00:46:51,125
再不抽

873
00:46:51,542 --> 00:46:52,500
就全浪費掉吧

874
00:47:00,417 --> 00:47:01,750
後備箱裏為什麼會有人

875
00:47:03,792 --> 00:47:05,125
你被警察發現了

876
00:47:08,042 --> 00:47:09,375
為什麼後備箱

877
00:47:19,167 --> 00:47:20,500
發什麼神經啊

878
00:47:21,292 --> 00:47:23,375
後備箱還能裝什麼

879
00:47:25,542 --> 00:47:27,125
這當初還是你的主意

880
00:47:34,042 --> 00:47:35,750
他們對你喉嚨做了手術

881
00:47:35,917 --> 00:47:36,500
少說話

882
00:47:38,167 --> 00:47:39,000
王炸

883
00:47:39,167 --> 00:47:40,250
你好崔漸

884
00:47:42,667 --> 00:47:43,625
這是什麼

885
00:47:43,792 --> 00:47:45,750
你身上現在流著我的血脈

886
00:47:46,542 --> 00:47:47,625
謝謝你救我

887
00:47:48,792 --> 00:47:49,875
光謝可不夠

888
00:47:52,417 --> 00:47:53,500
那你想怎麼樣

889
00:47:54,292 --> 00:47:55,125
得叫爹

890
00:47:58,792 --> 00:47:59,875
咱倆這關係

891
00:48:00,042 --> 00:48:01,625
現在算是跨越友情了吧

892
00:48:02,417 --> 00:48:04,000
我跟你說過我有男朋友

893
00:48:04,542 --> 00:48:05,750
而且個比你高

894
00:48:06,917 --> 00:48:08,500
這都多少年了

895
00:48:08,667 --> 00:48:10,625
怎麼身高差螺旋槳還沒發明出來

896
00:48:10,792 --> 00:48:11,500
什麼玩意

897
00:48:11,917 --> 00:48:13,875
就是那種戴在頭上的螺旋槳

898
00:48:14,542 --> 00:48:15,250
走在街上

899
00:48:15,417 --> 00:48:17,375
所有身高比我高的人都得蹲下

900
00:48:17,792 --> 00:48:18,750
什麼蠢發明

901
00:48:20,042 --> 00:48:20,625
不能笑

902
00:48:21,042 --> 00:48:21,875
那別說了

903
00:48:22,542 --> 00:48:23,625
我有很多血

904
00:48:23,792 --> 00:48:24,500
你放心用

905
00:48:25,167 --> 00:48:26,000
我先走一步了

906
00:48:26,667 --> 00:48:27,375
你去哪兒

907
00:48:27,917 --> 00:48:28,875
今週一

908
00:48:29,167 --> 00:48:29,500
我得參加

909
00:48:29,792 --> 00:48:32,000
週一晨會現在開始

910
00:48:32,792 --> 00:48:33,625
同學們

911
00:48:33,792 --> 00:48:34,375
你們

912
00:48:34,667 --> 00:48:36,500
是充滿希望的新一代

913
00:48:36,667 --> 00:48:38,000
你們的明天

914
00:48:38,167 --> 00:48:38,750
一定

915
00:48:38,917 --> 00:48:40,875
更加燦爛輝煌

916
00:48:48,667 --> 00:48:50,250
我們最常說的謊話

917
00:48:51,542 --> 00:48:52,875
是長大就好了

918
00:48:57,167 --> 00:48:58,375
二十年後

919
00:48:58,667 --> 00:49:00,000
誠勇替延生製藥工作

920
00:49:01,667 --> 00:49:02,625
他們背地裏

921
00:49:02,917 --> 00:49:04,500
做著人體器官的買賣

922
00:49:05,917 --> 00:49:06,625
家屬

923
00:49:06,792 --> 00:49:07,625
記者

924
00:49:07,917 --> 00:49:09,125
衛道士

925
00:49:09,667 --> 00:49:12,250
只要是給延生藥業找麻煩的

926
00:49:12,667 --> 00:49:14,000
就全幹掉

927
00:49:14,792 --> 00:49:16,250
我才不會殺人

928
00:49:17,042 --> 00:49:17,625
然後

929
00:49:18,917 --> 00:49:20,125
誠勇看到了他爸

930
00:49:22,042 --> 00:49:22,750
一動不動

931
00:49:24,917 --> 00:49:26,000
像顆植物

932
00:49:26,917 --> 00:49:28,875
就這麼躺一天

933
00:49:29,792 --> 00:49:31,500
九千塊

934
00:49:32,792 --> 00:49:34,625
不想拔管子

935
00:49:36,292 --> 00:49:38,000
就得把活幹好啊

936
00:49:42,417 --> 00:49:44,125
誠勇跑回九九年

937
00:49:44,417 --> 00:49:46,000
想要改變這樣的未來

938
00:49:47,167 --> 00:49:48,125
可是那幫科學家

939
00:49:48,292 --> 00:49:49,625
就算到了二十年後

940
00:49:50,042 --> 00:49:52,250
也沒研究出預防植物人的辦法

941
00:49:53,917 --> 00:49:55,625
就像永遠救不活的忙大姐

942
00:49:56,917 --> 00:49:58,875
和永遠中不了的頭等獎

943
00:50:00,917 --> 00:50:02,750
他爸一直沒醒過來

944
00:50:04,667 --> 00:50:06,375
我討厭長大後的一切

945
00:50:07,042 --> 00:50:07,750
趕上 追上

946
00:50:08,042 --> 00:50:08,500
趕上

947
00:50:08,792 --> 00:50:09,500
關心 擔心

948
00:50:09,792 --> 00:50:10,250
關心

949
00:50:10,667 --> 00:50:11,875
加油

950
00:50:12,667 --> 00:50:15,375
加油 一起來吧

951
00:50:16,042 --> 00:50:16,375
加油

952
00:50:16,542 --> 00:50:18,375
其實我不喜歡楊美麗

953
00:50:20,417 --> 00:50:21,875
我很在乎你

954
00:50:23,292 --> 00:50:25,375
總是裝成你喜歡的樣子

955
00:50:26,667 --> 00:50:28,875
可能我更喜歡原本的你呢

956
00:50:31,042 --> 00:50:32,250
可我一點也不好

957
00:50:33,042 --> 00:50:35,625
沒關係 我們才十八歲

958
00:50:36,167 --> 00:50:38,000
有的是時間去變成更好的人

959
00:50:39,917 --> 00:50:41,500
如果我們變得更糟了呢

960
00:50:47,792 --> 00:50:53,625
不要變壞啊

961
00:50:56,792 --> 00:50:58,125
未來的我們會聽到

962
00:51:05,292 --> 00:51:06,250
煙花

963
00:51:07,167 --> 00:51:08,375
（K星土語）煙花

964
00:51:09,292 --> 00:51:10,375
（K星土語）煙花

965
00:51:11,167 --> 00:51:12,125
煙花

966
00:51:13,417 --> 00:51:15,750
這樣土語單詞才記得牢啊

967
00:51:16,792 --> 00:51:17,625
鑰匙

968
00:51:18,167 --> 00:51:18,750
（K星土語）鑰匙

969
00:51:20,417 --> 00:51:22,250
（K星土語）鑰匙

970
00:51:22,542 --> 00:51:23,125
鑰匙

971
00:51:24,292 --> 00:51:25,250
烈酒

972
00:51:26,042 --> 00:51:27,000
（K星土語）烈酒

973
00:51:28,417 --> 00:51:30,500
（K星土語）烈酒

974
00:51:30,792 --> 00:51:31,750
烈酒

975
00:51:33,417 --> 00:51:34,125
釘子

976
00:51:35,167 --> 00:51:35,875
（K星土語）釘子

977
00:51:37,542 --> 00:51:38,500
（K星土語）釘子

978
00:51:39,417 --> 00:51:40,250
釘子

979
00:51:41,292 --> 00:51:42,125
火焰

980
00:51:43,167 --> 00:51:43,750
（K星土語）火焰

981
00:51:45,292 --> 00:51:47,125
（K星土語）火焰

982
00:51:47,292 --> 00:51:48,125
火焰

983
00:51:49,792 --> 00:51:50,625
灰燼

984
00:51:51,542 --> 00:51:52,250
（K星土語）灰燼

985
00:51:53,917 --> 00:51:58,625
（K星土語）灰燼

986
00:51:58,792 --> 00:51:59,625
灰燼

987
00:52:03,667 --> 00:52:05,375
你來搬他 我去開車

988
00:52:17,792 --> 00:52:18,250
什麼人

989
00:52:19,292 --> 00:52:20,250
把手裏東西放下

990
00:52:20,417 --> 00:52:21,250
別亂動

991
00:52:52,167 --> 00:52:53,000
什麼鍋底啊

992
00:52:54,042 --> 00:52:55,125
兩個都是清湯

993
00:52:56,042 --> 00:52:56,500
點菜吧

994
00:52:57,792 --> 00:52:58,500
服務員

995
00:52:59,292 --> 00:52:59,875
來了

996
00:53:00,917 --> 00:53:02,000
你跟誠勇學的吧

997
00:53:02,167 --> 00:53:02,750
什麼

998
00:53:02,917 --> 00:53:03,875
雙響指

999
00:53:05,042 --> 00:53:05,500
不是

1000
00:53:06,167 --> 00:53:07,125
我本來就會

1001
00:53:12,167 --> 00:53:13,750
你們的手長得真像

1002
00:53:21,042 --> 00:53:22,625
你也是這麼對劉連枝的吧

1003
00:53:35,417 --> 00:53:36,750
我車到橋洞了

1004
00:53:37,042 --> 00:53:37,875
好這就過去

1005
00:53:38,042 --> 00:53:39,000
你給我拿來

1006
00:53:40,417 --> 00:53:41,875
你誰啊 憑什麼命令誠勇

1007
00:53:48,792 --> 00:53:50,250
趕緊走 假裝不認識我

1008
00:53:51,042 --> 00:53:51,875
誠勇

1009
00:53:52,167 --> 00:53:52,750
走

1010
00:53:53,167 --> 00:53:54,125
你聽不懂我說什麼嗎

1011
00:53:54,542 --> 00:53:55,125
你趕緊

1012
00:53:55,417 --> 00:53:56,875
我沒辦法不認識你

1013
00:54:03,292 --> 00:54:03,875
誠勇

1014
00:54:06,417 --> 00:54:07,750
我們回去吧

1015
00:54:09,792 --> 00:54:12,000
永遠活在九九年

1016
00:54:22,667 --> 00:54:23,625
放開吧

1017
00:54:24,792 --> 00:54:25,750
我該走了

1018
00:54:28,042 --> 00:54:29,125
我們都知道

1019
00:54:30,167 --> 00:54:31,375
誠勇想離開

1020
00:54:32,167 --> 00:54:33,250
除非殺了我

1021
00:54:41,792 --> 00:54:43,750
我喜歡看誠勇打拳

1022
00:54:44,292 --> 00:54:45,500
又快 又准

1023
00:54:48,042 --> 00:54:49,125
我時常問自己

1024
00:54:50,417 --> 00:54:51,375
到底什麼樣的女孩

1025
00:54:51,542 --> 00:54:53,250
才能配得上王誠勇啊

1026
00:54:55,292 --> 00:54:56,250
奧黛麗赫本

1027
00:54:57,542 --> 00:54:58,750
可惜去得早

1028
00:55:00,417 --> 00:55:01,875
白蛇傳裏的白素貞

1029
00:55:03,667 --> 00:55:04,875
可惜是個妖怪

1030
00:55:06,792 --> 00:55:07,625
但幸好

1031
00:55:08,667 --> 00:55:09,750
我們還有楊藝

1032
00:55:11,167 --> 00:55:13,625
帶上女記者 滾遠點

1033
00:55:20,792 --> 00:55:22,375
你配不上楊藝

1034
00:55:27,417 --> 00:55:30,125
怪不得她跟了泡泡

1035
00:55:32,792 --> 00:55:33,750
王誠勇

1036
00:55:38,417 --> 00:55:40,500
你活該

1037
00:55:44,542 --> 00:55:45,750
怎麼多了兩個杯子

1038
00:55:46,167 --> 00:55:47,125
給我爸媽的

1039
00:55:48,167 --> 00:55:49,250
他們一會兒要來呀

1040
00:55:49,417 --> 00:55:51,000
不 悼念他們

1041
00:55:51,917 --> 00:55:53,625
對不起 我不知道叔叔阿姨

1042
00:55:53,792 --> 00:55:54,625
沒關係

1043
00:55:56,417 --> 00:55:58,000
沒有誰會永遠陪在你身邊

1044
00:55:58,292 --> 00:56:00,375
我可以 永遠陪著你

1045
00:56:00,542 --> 00:56:00,875
永遠

1046
00:56:01,042 --> 00:56:01,875
我認真的

1047
00:56:02,042 --> 00:56:03,750
我多鍛煉 不挑食

1048
00:56:03,917 --> 00:56:04,875
早睡早起

1049
00:56:05,167 --> 00:56:06,375
一定死的比你晚

1050
00:56:06,667 --> 00:56:07,375
這樣的話

1051
00:56:07,917 --> 00:56:10,500
只要你活著就能永遠看到我

1052
00:56:13,042 --> 00:56:14,250
喜歡這個計劃

1053
00:56:32,792 --> 00:56:33,500
誠勇

1054
00:56:43,792 --> 00:56:44,750
王誠勇

1055
00:56:54,042 --> 00:56:55,000
脖子怎麼了

1056
00:56:59,042 --> 00:56:59,875
頸飾

1057
00:57:00,292 --> 00:57:01,125
流行飾品

1058
00:57:03,417 --> 00:57:04,375
你戴上

1059
00:57:04,792 --> 00:57:05,750
真可愛

1060
00:57:08,417 --> 00:57:08,875
嗯嗯

1061
00:57:09,167 --> 00:57:09,875
閉嘴

1062
00:57:10,042 --> 00:57:10,750
髒豬

1063
00:57:14,667 --> 00:57:16,000
我再也不是豬了

1064
00:58:07,167 --> 00:58:08,375
楊藝是我的

1065
00:58:08,917 --> 00:58:10,125
誰都不給

1066
00:58:11,792 --> 00:58:13,375
是你先扔下我的

1067
00:58:15,542 --> 00:58:17,125
說是為了我好

1068
00:58:17,292 --> 00:58:18,500
跟所有人都斷了聯繫

1069
00:58:18,667 --> 00:58:19,125
你去哪兒了

1070
00:58:19,292 --> 00:58:20,000
為什麼走

1071
00:58:27,417 --> 00:58:28,750
我的未來太壞了

1072
00:58:29,792 --> 00:58:31,750
不想把你們捲進來

1073
00:58:32,917 --> 00:58:34,625
可真會自我犧牲啊

1074
00:58:39,542 --> 00:58:41,625
我太害怕你們會先離開我

1075
00:58:49,167 --> 00:58:49,625
誠勇

1076
00:58:52,167 --> 00:58:53,500
我不想變成大人

1077
00:58:55,292 --> 00:58:57,250
喜歡的東西一樣都抓不住

1078
00:58:59,667 --> 00:59:02,500
我用了很笨的辦法讓自己不去難過

1079
00:59:04,167 --> 00:59:07,000
還找了一個跟你很像的人在一起

1080
00:59:09,042 --> 00:59:10,125
總覺得這樣

1081
00:59:11,667 --> 00:59:13,125
九九年的暑假

1082
00:59:15,917 --> 00:59:18,125
就永遠都不會結束了吧

1083
00:59:26,417 --> 00:59:27,125
楊藝

1084
00:59:28,542 --> 00:59:29,625
我不想你這樣

1085
00:59:39,167 --> 00:59:40,375
那就滾回去

1086
00:59:43,042 --> 00:59:44,625
變成更好的大人

1087
00:59:48,542 --> 00:59:50,125
永遠都不要扔下我

1088
01:00:00,917 --> 01:00:02,875
誠勇沒法答應楊藝

1089
01:00:03,417 --> 01:00:05,500
直到他們互相看不見

1090
01:00:05,917 --> 01:00:07,625
都沒再說一句話

1091
01:00:09,792 --> 01:00:10,750
幾天之後

1092
01:00:11,792 --> 01:00:13,375
楊藝吃下過量旯蟆毒素

1093
01:00:15,167 --> 01:00:17,250
這讓她的屍體變得粉紅

1094
01:00:19,792 --> 01:00:21,000
就像十八歲

1095
01:00:24,042 --> 01:00:24,750
榴蓮

1096
01:00:27,167 --> 01:00:27,875
劉連枝

1097
01:00:31,167 --> 01:00:32,250
我想去找你

1098
01:00:34,542 --> 01:00:35,375
王炸

1099
01:00:36,167 --> 01:00:37,625
我男朋友從外國回來了

1100
01:00:40,667 --> 01:00:42,625
我可能得出國陪他一段時間

1101
01:00:45,792 --> 01:00:46,500
王炸

1102
01:00:48,792 --> 01:00:49,125
王

1103
01:00:55,792 --> 01:00:57,000
好消息

1104
01:00:57,167 --> 01:00:58,500
天大的好消息

1105
01:00:58,667 --> 01:00:59,875
好消息

1106
01:01:00,042 --> 01:01:01,500
天大的好消息

1107
01:01:01,667 --> 01:01:02,750
好消息

1108
01:01:02,917 --> 01:01:04,500
天大的好消息

1109
01:01:04,667 --> 01:01:05,750
好消息

1110
01:01:10,417 --> 01:01:12,375
九九年暑假結束的時候

1111
01:01:14,542 --> 01:01:16,125
世界沒有毀滅

1112
01:01:18,292 --> 01:01:19,875
我們也沒有變得更好

1113
01:01:23,292 --> 01:01:25,125
我想起誠勇和泡泡

1114
01:01:29,042 --> 01:01:30,750
就像是很久以前的事了

1115
01:01:35,292 --> 01:01:36,375
很久以前

1116
01:01:37,667 --> 01:01:39,625
我在醫院做主刀醫生

1117
01:01:40,167 --> 01:01:41,500
出了事故被開除

1118
01:01:42,542 --> 01:01:45,125
家屬同事所有人都恨我

1119
01:01:46,042 --> 01:01:47,500
只有我兒子對我說

1120
01:01:48,042 --> 01:01:49,875
一切都會好起來的

1121
01:01:50,792 --> 01:01:52,375
於是我不顧一切

1122
01:01:53,167 --> 01:01:56,000
用二十年的時間讓生活變得好起來

1123
01:01:58,042 --> 01:01:59,750
當我再給兒子打電話時

1124
01:02:00,167 --> 01:02:02,875
您好 您拔打的用戶暫時無法接聽

1125
01:02:03,042 --> 01:02:04,500
請稍後再撥

1126
01:02:05,542 --> 01:02:07,750
兒子不再跟我講話

1127
01:02:07,917 --> 01:02:10,500
因為我成了反派

1128
01:02:10,667 --> 01:02:12,750
所以今天

1129
01:02:12,917 --> 01:02:15,250
我帶來這樣一個眾籌項目

1130
01:02:16,417 --> 01:02:18,500
如何統治世界

1131
01:02:20,667 --> 01:02:22,375
我知道這聽起來很荒唐

1132
01:02:22,542 --> 01:02:24,625
讓我們開門見山

1133
01:02:24,792 --> 01:02:26,875
假如有一種藥劑

1134
01:02:27,042 --> 01:02:31,375
它能讓人的大腦退化二十年

1135
01:02:31,667 --> 01:02:34,000
我們將它投放至全球

1136
01:02:34,167 --> 01:02:38,500
統治世界就不再是癡人說夢了

1137
01:02:39,042 --> 01:02:41,125
下面請看一個實驗

1138
01:02:43,667 --> 01:02:44,375
誠勇

1139
01:02:45,417 --> 01:02:47,750
是我的一名臨床試驗對像

1140
01:02:48,042 --> 01:02:51,875
他的身體被自己二十年前的意識所控制

1141
01:02:52,042 --> 01:02:55,750
我們從他血液裏提取出一種驚人的物質

1142
01:02:56,667 --> 01:02:58,375
誠勇一號

1143
01:02:59,417 --> 01:03:03,625
台上是二十四名植物人

1144
01:03:03,792 --> 01:03:07,375
二十年前他們還擁有清醒的意識

1145
01:03:08,792 --> 01:03:11,750
我們把誠勇一號注入他們身體

1146
01:03:12,167 --> 01:03:14,125
他們二十年前的意識

1147
01:03:14,917 --> 01:03:16,250
將被誠勇一號奪取

1148
01:03:18,042 --> 01:03:20,375
他們過去的身體

1149
01:03:20,542 --> 01:03:22,500
將只剩空殼

1150
01:03:53,042 --> 01:03:55,500
師傅 我們的命可是真大啊

1151
01:03:55,917 --> 01:03:57,125
師傅

1152
01:04:00,792 --> 01:04:02,375
爸 廚房著火了

1153
01:04:05,542 --> 01:04:07,500
窗戶先開開 走走味

1154
01:04:08,667 --> 01:04:09,875
幹嘛做這麼多菜啊

1155
01:04:10,042 --> 01:04:11,375
一會家裏有客人來

1156
01:04:11,792 --> 01:04:13,875
那也別逞能啊廚房差點沒了

1157
01:04:14,042 --> 01:04:16,000
這家裏沒個女人真是不行

1158
01:04:16,792 --> 01:04:18,375
你什麼時候帶楊藝回家啊

1159
01:04:18,542 --> 01:04:19,750
我在你這歲數啊

1160
01:04:19,917 --> 01:04:21,625
給你媽都寫過八百封情書了

1161
01:04:21,917 --> 01:04:23,500
給你念封露骨的

1162
01:04:26,292 --> 01:04:27,750
一會兒誰來咱們家吃飯啊

1163
01:04:28,167 --> 01:04:28,875
兩個客戶

1164
01:04:29,417 --> 01:04:30,125
王炸和泡泡

1165
01:04:30,292 --> 01:04:32,125
爸 我們絕交了

1166
01:04:32,542 --> 01:04:33,625
小孩那點屁事

1167
01:04:34,167 --> 01:04:35,125
吃頓好的什麼都忘了

1168
01:04:35,667 --> 01:04:36,500
你不懂

1169
01:04:37,042 --> 01:04:38,000
別管我閒事行嗎

1170
01:04:46,042 --> 01:04:48,500
實驗非常成功

1171
01:04:48,667 --> 01:04:53,375
二十年前的清醒意識重回植物人體內

1172
01:04:53,542 --> 01:04:55,625
現在資助我們

1173
01:04:55,792 --> 01:04:59,375
讓全世界充滿二十年前的人類吧

1174
01:04:59,542 --> 01:05:01,250
那樣 我們就有機會

1175
01:05:01,417 --> 01:05:03,625
重新塑造這個世界

1176
01:05:03,792 --> 01:05:05,750
經過重新塑造

1177
01:05:07,042 --> 01:05:07,875
我的兒子

1178
01:05:08,042 --> 01:05:11,625
就一定會接我的電話

1179
01:05:13,167 --> 01:05:15,625
發佈會到此結束

1180
01:05:15,792 --> 01:05:16,875
謝謝各位

1181
01:05:24,167 --> 01:05:25,375
你懷裏的孩子呢

1182
01:05:26,417 --> 01:05:28,875
那只是個代替品 現在不需要了

1183
01:05:30,542 --> 01:05:32,500
那這些試驗品還需要嗎

1184
01:05:35,292 --> 01:05:37,125
明白了 我去找人打掃

1185
01:05:42,417 --> 01:05:43,250
把人都給我放了

1186
01:05:44,917 --> 01:05:46,625
對女人動手

1187
01:05:46,792 --> 01:05:48,250
可不算是男子漢

1188
01:05:53,542 --> 01:05:54,500
對不起

1189
01:05:54,667 --> 01:05:55,750
請您把人放了

1190
01:05:57,417 --> 01:05:58,375
還真是個孩子

1191
01:06:06,542 --> 01:06:08,625
誠勇和他爸看起來都很嚴肅

1192
01:06:08,917 --> 01:06:09,750
爸

1193
01:06:10,167 --> 01:06:11,875
但一張嘴就沒正經

1194
01:06:16,042 --> 01:06:18,250
你這頭型真顯老

1195
01:06:18,417 --> 01:06:21,000
這是他們這輩子倒數第二個玩笑

1196
01:06:35,292 --> 01:06:36,500
又闖什麼禍了

1197
01:06:38,542 --> 01:06:39,250
爸

1198
01:06:41,542 --> 01:06:42,375
先回九九年再說

1199
01:06:42,542 --> 01:06:43,625
什麼

1200
01:06:44,542 --> 01:06:46,000
你要造反啊 你

1201
01:06:46,667 --> 01:06:47,375
不應該啊

1202
01:06:50,042 --> 01:06:50,875
別弄了

1203
01:06:52,292 --> 01:06:52,750
爸

1204
01:06:54,917 --> 01:06:56,125
你回不了九九年了

1205
01:06:58,417 --> 01:06:59,125
誠勇

1206
01:06:59,792 --> 01:07:01,375
爸是跑不動了

1207
01:07:02,292 --> 01:07:03,750
可你還小

1208
01:07:05,042 --> 01:07:08,500
往後的路還很長

1209
01:07:08,667 --> 01:07:10,875
爸 要死一起死

1210
01:07:11,042 --> 01:07:12,500
我絕不會丟下你

1211
01:07:13,167 --> 01:07:13,875
想什麼呢你

1212
01:07:14,042 --> 01:07:15,250
我是讓你背著我跑

1213
01:07:51,667 --> 01:07:53,500
你不是我認識的誠勇

1214
01:07:57,792 --> 01:07:59,000
共事一場

1215
01:08:03,542 --> 01:08:04,750
我替你選一張不太疼的

1216
01:08:24,417 --> 01:08:25,500
誠勇跟我說

1217
01:08:26,667 --> 01:08:27,750
夢是黑白的

1218
01:08:30,667 --> 01:08:31,875
他一直都沒醒過來

1219
01:08:33,542 --> 01:08:34,375
我就知道

1220
01:08:35,042 --> 01:08:36,125
誠勇的一部分

1221
01:08:36,917 --> 01:08:37,750
永遠死掉了

1222
01:08:40,542 --> 01:08:41,875
耀眼的那部分

1223
01:08:47,167 --> 01:08:48,625
（K星土語）親愛的

1224
01:08:50,167 --> 01:08:52,625
（K星土語）韓是你麼

1225
01:08:56,292 --> 01:08:57,125
（K星土語）你走以後

1226
01:08:58,417 --> 01:09:01,000
（K星土語）就再也沒人跟我講K星語

1227
01:09:01,167 --> 01:09:03,375
（K星土語）韓我怎麼這麼老了

1228
01:09:03,542 --> 01:09:05,375
（K星土語）我病了麼

1229
01:09:05,542 --> 01:09:07,875
（K星土語）你沒有病

1230
01:09:09,667 --> 01:09:10,375
很快

1231
01:09:12,542 --> 01:09:14,125
我要讓這個世界

1232
01:09:15,167 --> 01:09:16,750
都變得像你一樣

1233
01:09:34,167 --> 01:09:35,250
我們算和好了吧

1234
01:09:53,667 --> 01:09:55,125
該替叔叔報仇了

1235
01:10:00,792 --> 01:10:01,625
想報仇

1236
01:10:02,917 --> 01:10:03,750
就憑你們仨

1237
01:10:03,917 --> 01:10:05,875
對非得把延生藥業打出屎來

1238
01:10:06,042 --> 01:10:07,500
十八歲小孩嘴巴放乾淨點

1239
01:10:07,667 --> 01:10:08,250
你知道了

1240
01:10:08,417 --> 01:10:09,000
說實話

1241
01:10:09,167 --> 01:10:11,250
你十八歲跟三十八歲真沒一點區別

1242
01:10:11,417 --> 01:10:12,875
少廢話把我們放了

1243
01:10:13,042 --> 01:10:13,750
不然連你一塊揍

1244
01:10:16,542 --> 01:10:18,500
我今天早上黑進了三爺的手機

1245
01:10:19,167 --> 01:10:19,875
聽見了這個

1246
01:10:21,292 --> 01:10:24,250
我的孩子 今年二十七歲

1247
01:10:24,792 --> 01:10:26,750
吸入誠勇一號以後

1248
01:10:27,042 --> 01:10:29,125
他的記憶和智商

1249
01:10:29,292 --> 01:10:31,125
都會退到七歲時的樣子

1250
01:10:31,417 --> 01:10:33,125
世界不會善待他的

1251
01:10:33,667 --> 01:10:37,375
所以我才想讓全人類退化二十年來陪他

1252
01:10:38,917 --> 01:10:39,875
一周以後

1253
01:10:40,042 --> 01:10:41,750
我們要噴灑誠勇一號

1254
01:10:42,917 --> 01:10:44,375
那時候的九九年

1255
01:10:44,667 --> 01:10:47,125
會變成只有人類空殼的世界

1256
01:10:47,292 --> 01:10:48,250
那我們趕快報警吧

1257
01:10:48,417 --> 01:10:50,250
這種劇情誰會相信

1258
01:10:50,417 --> 01:10:52,250
那我們練武功 自己殺壞人

1259
01:10:53,167 --> 01:10:54,750
暴力不能解決任何問題

1260
01:10:59,167 --> 01:11:00,875
那是因為我們還不夠憤怒

1261
01:11:12,667 --> 01:11:13,375
一二

1262
01:11:14,417 --> 01:11:15,125
一二

1263
01:11:16,917 --> 01:11:17,500
加油

1264
01:11:33,542 --> 01:11:35,125
沒用的蒙太奇

1265
01:11:37,542 --> 01:11:38,375
看好了

1266
01:11:42,542 --> 01:11:43,875
這是我一拳的力量

1267
01:11:44,292 --> 01:11:45,375
想要對付延生

1268
01:11:45,792 --> 01:11:46,250
起碼跟我一個水平

1269
01:11:46,417 --> 01:11:47,625
我命由我不由天

1270
01:11:52,542 --> 01:11:53,500
送你一首歌

1271
01:12:01,792 --> 01:12:03,125
我們只剩三天時間訓練

1272
01:12:03,792 --> 01:12:04,625
直接實戰

1273
01:12:04,792 --> 01:12:06,000
一起上吧

1274
01:12:16,292 --> 01:12:16,625
實戰

1275
01:12:27,417 --> 01:12:28,375
停

1276
01:12:28,542 --> 01:12:29,625
幹嘛老追著我打啊

1277
01:12:30,042 --> 01:12:31,250
因為我不想你被打敗

1278
01:12:34,917 --> 01:12:36,500
我不早就被你男朋友打敗了

1279
01:12:36,917 --> 01:12:38,000
他已經跑回國外了

1280
01:12:38,792 --> 01:12:39,750
就因為我這隻眼睛

1281
01:12:42,417 --> 01:12:45,625
你的眼睛本來也一般啊

1282
01:12:45,917 --> 01:12:46,875
輪不到你來評價我

1283
01:12:47,042 --> 01:12:48,000
輪不到你來評價我

1284
01:12:48,792 --> 01:12:50,500
你別忘了 你這命都是我救的

1285
01:12:50,917 --> 01:12:52,125
有本事你拿回去啊

1286
01:12:52,292 --> 01:12:53,125
有本事拿回去

1287
01:12:53,542 --> 01:12:54,125
有本事

1288
01:12:56,667 --> 01:12:57,250
以後

1289
01:12:58,542 --> 01:12:59,250
老子保護你

1290
01:13:05,667 --> 01:13:06,875
你先保護你自己吧

1291
01:13:08,792 --> 01:13:10,125
你腿沒事兒吧

1292
01:13:19,167 --> 01:13:19,500
楊藝

1293
01:13:20,167 --> 01:13:21,500
我是不會讓你在未來受苦的

1294
01:13:21,792 --> 01:13:22,625
什麼意思呀

1295
01:13:23,167 --> 01:13:24,000
誠勇 你什麼意思呀

1296
01:13:24,167 --> 01:13:24,625
楊藝

1297
01:13:25,542 --> 01:13:27,625
我絕對不會讓你和誠勇在未來受苦的

1298
01:13:32,292 --> 01:13:33,750
不管你們做什麼

1299
01:13:33,917 --> 01:13:35,500
加油啊

1300
01:14:08,292 --> 01:14:09,125
這是

1301
01:14:10,042 --> 01:14:10,750
怎麼做到的

1302
01:14:11,792 --> 01:14:12,750
我們在九九年

1303
01:14:13,042 --> 01:14:14,375
吃下了一瓶旯蟆毒素

1304
01:14:17,167 --> 01:14:18,625
該替叔叔報仇了

1305
01:14:19,417 --> 01:14:20,500
透過瓶子上的小孔

1306
01:14:20,667 --> 01:14:22,125
毒素每天都會滲出來一點

1307
01:14:22,292 --> 01:14:24,000
只有大量運動產生足夠多的汗

1308
01:14:24,167 --> 01:14:25,375
才能把毒素代謝掉

1309
01:14:27,542 --> 01:14:29,000
日復一日年復一年

1310
01:14:29,167 --> 01:14:30,750
無論發生什麼 都不能停止訓練

1311
01:14:31,167 --> 01:14:31,875
要麼死

1312
01:14:32,042 --> 01:14:33,875
要麼更加兇狠地戰鬥

1313
01:14:34,417 --> 01:14:37,000
沒時間去想每天死裏逃生的意義是什麼

1314
01:14:37,167 --> 01:14:38,250
直到二十年後

1315
01:14:38,542 --> 01:14:40,000
整瓶毒藥被汗水代謝完畢

1316
01:14:40,167 --> 01:14:41,125
我們停下來

1317
01:14:41,292 --> 01:14:42,500
發現自己

1318
01:14:42,667 --> 01:14:44,250
再也不一樣了

1319
01:14:49,167 --> 01:14:50,625
這比買彩票靠譜多了

1320
01:14:55,042 --> 01:14:57,000
我們啟航後前往公海

1321
01:15:00,792 --> 01:15:02,625
船上的誠勇一號生產線

1322
01:15:02,792 --> 01:15:04,000
將不受干擾地運行

1323
01:15:04,917 --> 01:15:06,500
第二批藥劑今晚下線

1324
01:15:07,042 --> 01:15:08,000
要繼續生產

1325
01:15:08,417 --> 01:15:09,375
需要誠勇的血液

1326
01:15:10,042 --> 01:15:11,750
這是誠勇最後的血清

1327
01:15:12,292 --> 01:15:13,250
要謹慎保管

1328
01:15:13,417 --> 01:15:14,000
放心吧

1329
01:15:14,667 --> 01:15:16,125
（K星土語）集合

1330
01:15:19,042 --> 01:15:21,500
這是世界上最頂級的僱傭軍

1331
01:15:21,667 --> 01:15:23,000
時薪六十萬

1332
01:15:23,167 --> 01:15:24,750
除三爺你我之外

1333
01:15:25,042 --> 01:15:28,250
他們會殺死每一個接近血清的人

1334
01:15:34,417 --> 01:15:35,375
大意了

1335
01:15:56,292 --> 01:15:58,875
（K星土語）集合

1336
01:15:59,417 --> 01:16:00,125
都幹掉了

1337
01:16:02,542 --> 01:16:04,125
時薪六十萬

1338
01:16:06,417 --> 01:16:08,500
本打算僱傭十二天

1339
01:16:09,167 --> 01:16:10,250
這錢你們拿走

1340
01:16:10,417 --> 01:16:11,000
下船吧

1341
01:16:11,167 --> 01:16:12,250
這沒人在乎錢

1342
01:16:12,417 --> 01:16:14,500
六十萬乘以十二乘以二十

1343
01:16:14,667 --> 01:16:16,875
那就把你們的血留下

1344
01:16:17,292 --> 01:16:19,250
製造出更多的藥劑

1345
01:16:19,417 --> 01:16:20,250
灑遍全世界

1346
01:16:20,417 --> 01:16:21,375
別吹了

1347
01:16:21,542 --> 01:16:22,500
我們四打一不公平

1348
01:16:22,792 --> 01:16:23,875
你趕快找幫手

1349
01:16:27,917 --> 01:16:28,750
三爺

1350
01:16:36,917 --> 01:16:40,375
V國歷945年

1351
01:16:40,792 --> 01:16:43,875
V國已經沒有戰鬥機了

1352
01:16:44,292 --> 01:16:47,375
我們在烏鴉身上綁了炸彈

1353
01:16:47,542 --> 01:16:51,250
並用儀器控制它們的飛行路線

1354
01:16:51,542 --> 01:16:54,875
這將是V國最後的空襲

1355
01:16:56,792 --> 01:16:58,125
今天是個雙休日

1356
01:16:59,417 --> 01:17:02,875
早上研究了一下V國的烏鴉控制器

1357
01:17:03,042 --> 01:17:06,250
突然有了一個控制鴉群的新思路

1358
01:17:06,417 --> 01:17:08,875
就是用現在的遊戲界面

1359
01:17:09,042 --> 01:17:11,500
連接上萬個烏鴉控制器

1360
01:17:11,917 --> 01:17:14,000
只要操縱者玩過紅警

1361
01:17:14,292 --> 01:17:16,250
就能號令鴉群啦

1362
01:18:03,292 --> 01:18:04,000
然後呢

1363
01:18:04,417 --> 01:18:05,375
你昏倒了兩秒

1364
01:18:06,042 --> 01:18:06,875
那你們呢

1365
01:18:08,042 --> 01:18:09,250
韓光像個吉普車似的

1366
01:18:09,417 --> 01:18:10,750
把我們撞個人仰馬翻

1367
01:18:11,292 --> 01:18:12,125
我也撞他

1368
01:18:12,917 --> 01:18:14,125
韓光抓住我後背

1369
01:18:14,792 --> 01:18:15,500
穿透皮肉

1370
01:18:15,792 --> 01:18:16,750
勒斷骨頭

1371
01:18:17,042 --> 01:18:19,000
把我扔到了二十米外的劉連枝身上

1372
01:18:21,042 --> 01:18:21,750
那王炸呢

1373
01:18:21,917 --> 01:18:24,000
他繞到韓光背後準備偷襲

1374
01:18:24,167 --> 01:18:25,000
那你們成功了嗎

1375
01:18:25,167 --> 01:18:26,000
王炸跟我說

1376
01:18:26,167 --> 01:18:28,375
強壯之後 最苦惱的是力量控制

1377
01:18:28,542 --> 01:18:29,875
老不小心撞碎門框

1378
01:18:30,042 --> 01:18:30,500
還有玻璃

1379
01:18:30,917 --> 01:18:31,250
塑料

1380
01:18:31,667 --> 01:18:32,125
陶瓷

1381
01:18:32,417 --> 01:18:32,875
橡膠

1382
01:18:33,167 --> 01:18:34,625
甚至人體都一碰即碎

1383
01:18:34,792 --> 01:18:36,250
整個世界就像是豆腐做成的

1384
01:18:36,667 --> 01:18:37,625
直到跟韓光交手

1385
01:18:37,792 --> 01:18:39,375
他覺得自己在打一堵石牆

1386
01:18:39,667 --> 01:18:41,500
不 是整棟樓

1387
01:18:42,042 --> 01:18:42,875
從天而降

1388
01:18:43,042 --> 01:18:43,875
就像

1389
01:18:44,042 --> 01:18:44,625
泰山壓頂

1390
01:19:06,542 --> 01:19:07,375
有點長進

1391
01:19:18,042 --> 01:19:19,000
你平時帶負重

1392
01:19:19,167 --> 01:19:21,000
只是些鋨片而已

1393
01:19:22,917 --> 01:19:23,875
你叫什麼來著

1394
01:19:24,542 --> 01:19:25,625
劉連枝

1395
01:19:26,167 --> 01:19:28,500
師承淮北章州李書文

1396
01:19:29,417 --> 01:19:30,375
八極拳

1397
01:19:31,042 --> 01:19:32,000
韓光

1398
01:19:33,042 --> 01:19:34,250
師承

1399
01:19:35,417 --> 01:19:37,000
十六人街霸

1400
01:19:39,042 --> 01:19:40,000
還打嗎

1401
01:19:51,792 --> 01:19:52,500
妙啊

1402
01:21:56,667 --> 01:21:58,500
影廳設備出現故障

1403
01:21:58,667 --> 01:22:00,125
請各位稍等

1404
01:22:01,042 --> 01:22:01,875
謝謝

1405
01:22:06,667 --> 01:22:08,250
趁設備故障

1406
01:22:08,667 --> 01:22:10,250
咱們來聊聊死亡吧

1407
01:22:12,042 --> 01:22:14,500
剛開始周圍是一片漆黑

1408
01:22:15,917 --> 01:22:16,625
接著

1409
01:22:17,667 --> 01:22:19,625
你會來到一個明亮又溫暖的地方

1410
01:22:21,167 --> 01:22:23,500
大銀幕上開始播放我人生的走馬燈

1411
01:22:24,917 --> 01:22:27,125
雖然大多數畫面都不堪回首

1412
01:22:27,792 --> 01:22:30,750
但有一幕卻非常關鍵

1413
01:22:32,417 --> 01:22:33,750
十六人街霸

1414
01:22:35,167 --> 01:22:36,125
能借我玩玩嗎

1415
01:22:36,417 --> 01:22:38,125
可以 你叫什麼

1416
01:22:43,792 --> 01:22:46,625
韓光 師承十六人街霸

1417
01:22:48,167 --> 01:22:49,000
還打嗎

1418
01:22:58,417 --> 01:22:59,000
韓光

1419
01:23:00,792 --> 01:23:01,375
王炸

1420
01:23:02,542 --> 01:23:03,000
你好

1421
01:23:03,417 --> 01:23:04,625
我一點也不好

1422
01:23:04,792 --> 01:23:05,875
我還以為你死了

1423
01:23:06,292 --> 01:23:08,250
我腦子小 死不了

1424
01:23:09,792 --> 01:23:10,500
韓光

1425
01:23:10,917 --> 01:23:12,625
你休想再玩我十六人街霸

1426
01:23:12,792 --> 01:23:14,500
我知道你九九年住哪

1427
01:23:14,667 --> 01:23:15,625
你給我等著

1428
01:24:54,792 --> 01:24:56,250
我們才十八歲

1429
01:24:56,417 --> 01:24:59,000
有的是時間去變成更好的人

1430
01:25:00,167 --> 01:25:01,875
如果我們變得更糟了呢

1431
01:25:05,792 --> 01:25:12,375
不要變壞啊

1432
01:25:17,167 --> 01:25:22,000
不要變壞

1433
01:25:22,167 --> 01:25:23,875
聽見了嗎

1434
01:25:37,917 --> 01:25:40,000
寶寶 你今天好美

1435
01:26:35,917 --> 01:26:37,750
炸哥 讓誰給花了

1436
01:26:37,917 --> 01:26:39,375
你叫韓光是吧

1437
01:26:40,417 --> 01:26:40,875
靠

1438
01:26:41,917 --> 01:26:42,750
你怎麼打人啊

1439
01:26:43,167 --> 01:26:44,250
十六人街霸還我

1440
01:26:45,167 --> 01:26:46,750
炸哥 你把卡拿走了我玩什麼啊

1441
01:26:46,917 --> 01:26:47,750
你以後

1442
01:26:47,917 --> 01:26:49,000
就玩吧

1443
01:26:51,792 --> 01:26:52,875
還有電影僊女

1444
01:27:00,417 --> 01:27:03,500
升龍拳

1445
01:27:40,292 --> 01:27:41,375
我這是怎麼了

1446
01:27:43,917 --> 01:27:46,375
適度遊戲益腦 沉迷遊戲傷身

1447
01:27:46,667 --> 01:27:47,250
王炸

1448
01:27:47,917 --> 01:27:49,125
烏鴉搞定了

1449
01:27:57,667 --> 01:27:58,375
好

1450
01:27:59,292 --> 01:28:01,625
下面有請市民劉女士為自己報仇

1451
01:28:03,667 --> 01:28:04,000
來

1452
01:28:04,917 --> 01:28:06,250
隨便選一個英文單詞

1453
01:28:07,292 --> 01:28:09,000
我

1454
01:28:23,667 --> 01:28:25,375
他剛說的英語單詞是Wall（牆）吧

1455
01:28:26,042 --> 01:28:27,250
英語的事你問我

1456
01:28:27,667 --> 01:28:28,500
真瞧得起人

1457
01:28:29,292 --> 01:28:30,125
您好

1458
01:28:30,542 --> 01:28:32,750
您所撥打的號碼是空號

1459
01:28:33,292 --> 01:28:34,750
請核對後再拔

1460
01:29:15,042 --> 01:29:16,500
怎麼這麼多桶

1461
01:29:17,167 --> 01:29:17,875
什麼時候能搬完啊

1462
01:29:18,292 --> 01:29:20,375
搞定了鴉群開始返航

1463
01:29:20,542 --> 01:29:22,375
五分鐘之後會撞沉這艘船

1464
01:29:22,542 --> 01:29:23,750
一了百了

1465
01:29:25,792 --> 01:29:26,625
還愣著幹嘛

1466
01:29:27,167 --> 01:29:28,375
趕緊上救生艇啊

1467
01:29:36,792 --> 01:29:37,500
那什麼

1468
01:29:38,167 --> 01:29:39,375
你自己走吧

1469
01:29:41,417 --> 01:29:44,500
別鬧了 會死的

1470
01:29:45,167 --> 01:29:47,875
三爺把藥劑配方發給了全世界

1471
01:29:48,792 --> 01:29:50,375
只要活在一九年

1472
01:29:50,542 --> 01:29:52,500
就總會有人來搶走我們的血

1473
01:29:53,042 --> 01:29:54,375
再合成藥劑

1474
01:29:55,292 --> 01:29:57,000
我們得跟船一起沉掉

1475
01:30:00,667 --> 01:30:01,375
那我呢

1476
01:30:14,292 --> 01:30:16,250
我討厭長大後的一切

1477
01:30:17,292 --> 01:30:18,625
只喜歡你

1478
01:30:34,917 --> 01:30:37,375
晴天 池塘 撈小蝦

1479
01:30:37,667 --> 01:30:38,250
什麼意思啊

1480
01:30:40,167 --> 01:30:41,750
記住我說的每一樣東西

1481
01:30:42,042 --> 01:30:43,875
那都是我從小就喜歡的

1482
01:30:44,167 --> 01:30:45,625
然後回到九九年

1483
01:30:46,167 --> 01:30:46,750
抓住我

1484
01:30:47,292 --> 01:30:48,375
一輩子很短

1485
01:30:48,542 --> 01:30:50,000
我不想浪費在別人身上

1486
01:30:52,417 --> 01:30:56,750
晴天 池塘 撈小蝦 棉花糖

1487
01:30:57,292 --> 01:30:58,625
三毛流浪記

1488
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星期六

1489
01:31:00,417 --> 01:31:01,250
彈弓

1490
01:31:01,667 --> 01:31:02,625
好彩奶奶

1491
01:31:03,167 --> 01:31:03,875
煙花

1492
01:31:04,292 --> 01:31:05,750
二十四路公交車

1493
01:31:06,417 --> 01:31:07,500
橡皮鴨子

1494
01:31:08,042 --> 01:31:09,000
人民路

1495
01:31:09,542 --> 01:31:10,500
酸辣白菜

1496
01:31:11,167 --> 01:31:12,500
藍色自行車

1497
01:31:13,042 --> 01:31:14,250
臘肉飯

1498
01:31:14,667 --> 01:31:15,875
玻璃珠子

1499
01:31:16,417 --> 01:31:17,625
橘子汽水

1500
01:31:18,292 --> 01:31:19,375
紅色的鞋

1501
01:31:20,167 --> 01:31:21,500
小青蛙相機

1502
01:31:22,292 --> 01:31:23,250
小豬罐

1503
01:31:23,917 --> 01:31:24,875
燈籠

1504
01:31:25,292 --> 01:31:26,125
暑假

1505
01:31:27,042 --> 01:31:27,625
爬樹

1506
01:31:28,542 --> 01:31:29,375
談三花

1507
01:31:30,292 --> 01:31:31,000
府南河

1508
01:31:32,042 --> 01:31:32,875
兔子

1509
01:31:33,542 --> 01:31:34,000
人民南路

1510
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直到在九九年醒來

1511
01:31:44,292 --> 01:31:45,250
我才知道

1512
01:31:46,667 --> 01:31:48,875
劉連枝說的每一樣東西

1513
01:31:49,292 --> 01:31:50,875
都是我們注定要失去的

1514
01:31:53,542 --> 01:31:55,625
我們清楚地看過未來的痛苦

1515
01:31:56,417 --> 01:31:57,250
離別

1516
01:31:57,792 --> 01:31:59,000
和死亡

1517
01:32:01,042 --> 01:32:02,000
可即便如此

1518
01:32:03,417 --> 01:32:05,875
我們還是義無反顧地奔跑

1519
01:32:07,417 --> 01:32:09,125
像痛擊岩石的浪潮

1520
01:32:09,792 --> 01:32:12,375
一遍又一遍撲向陡峭的未來

1521
01:32:12,917 --> 01:32:16,000
劉連枝

1522
01:32:17,042 --> 01:32:18,875
想抱緊每一個人

1523
01:32:20,917 --> 01:32:21,750
就算短暫

1524
01:32:24,292 --> 01:32:25,875
想變成更好的人

1525
01:32:30,667 --> 01:32:32,250
哪怕最後會熄滅

1526
01:32:40,417 --> 01:32:42,625
我們變成曠野裏的星火

1527
01:32:46,792 --> 01:32:49,625
想在夜空裏炸個粉碎

1528
01:32:55,792 --> 01:32:57,500
照亮長夜吧