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打开天文望远镜

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掠过三千光年的夜晚

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你就能看见我了

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开普勒160星系的K星

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这儿有跟地球相似的气候和环境

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也诞生了跟你们差不多的文明

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K星一天只有12个小时

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所以我和哥们的暑假

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总是结束得猝不及防

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尤其是一九九九年那一次

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排行榜这词儿是我发明的

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它本来是指校工厂烟囱上的这些名字

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越靠上

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你在学校的地位就越高

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所以

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在一九九九的暑假结束之前

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泡泡死也不想再当最后一名

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泡泡

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泡泡

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开战啦

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又跟谁啊

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就白雪矮人他们

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我这就来

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太慢了

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我这有降落伞

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接着

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这就是一普通雨伞啊

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武打片里都这么跳

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我在这接着你

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一

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泡泡从此再也没有相信过我

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他觉得我的大脑

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在三年级就停止发育了

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都没事吧

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诚勇大哥

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完了

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我们把排行榜弄倒了

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反正我第一名早当腻了

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我时常问自己

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到底什么样的女人

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才能配得上王诚勇啊

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奥黛丽赫本

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可惜去得早

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白蛇传里的白素贞

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可惜是个妖怪

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但幸好我们还有杨艺

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全班一半的男生

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都在桌子上刻过她的名字

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杨艺却只喜欢诚勇

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他们的关系

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就像战场上的烈火

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纯洁而热烈

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所以

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谁要敢对杨艺不敬

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我们就跟他拼到底

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顶天柱和三个小公主都到了

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你们哥仨就没带点帮手啊

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赵长江

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听好

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杨艺是我的

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你要是再敢招她

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杀了你

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自不量力

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来多少都一样

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长头发那妞

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老爷们打架 你就躲远点

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说谁呢

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哥这是陈浩南发型

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小妞声音还挺粗啊

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我是男的

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花仙子开始了

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赶紧回家看电视吧

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舅舅

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我在工厂 赶紧来救我

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你们俩给我等着

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等

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把你舅姥姥都叫来

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大舅 二舅

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你们可来了

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那孩子 你跟谁混的

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我跟自己混

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硬骨头

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硬骨头

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都没好下场

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王诚勇

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王诚勇

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我们这次算打输了吧

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以后会赢的

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什么时候

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等我们再长大点

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可外国报纸上说

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今年就是世界末日了

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我会开车

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到时候带你们跑

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能让世界在开学前末日吗

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就因为你暑假作业没写完吧

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我借你们抄

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好兄弟 什么条件

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十六人街霸借我玩玩

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早忘了借给谁了

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我这脑细胞

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得留着干大事儿

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可得保留好

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文明倒退全靠它了

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王诚勇

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王诚勇 醒醒啊

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诚勇大哥

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醒醒

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泡泡

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王炸

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王炸

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泡泡

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电视机前的观众朋友们晚上好

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今天是二零一九年十一月一日

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农历十月初五

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今天的新闻主要内容有

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我靠

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诚勇

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别美了

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（K星土语）走啊

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你是谁

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这是哪

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为什么电视上说

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现在是二零一九年

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没说错呀

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那时间都去哪儿了

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想K歌下班咱们再去啊

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让一下

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这里是

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医院

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是你挣钱的地儿

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我现在是医生

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你要是这么说也行

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那我们现在去哪

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三爷

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我们来了

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这次轮到谁了

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替我拉一下

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还是最喜欢这样发工资啊

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这可不叫工资

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你们替我铲事

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我得回礼

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这是规矩

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替你

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铲事

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三爷

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咱们下边见

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低头

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诚勇

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能站起来吗

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我去看看三爷

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可算醒了

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这眼睛的颜色也变回来了

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你们俩

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赶快把他扶起来

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诚勇 能看到我吗

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忙大姐

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你们几个刚才是不是去钢厂打架去了

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没有 你怎么知道

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我是谁

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夕阳群众

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群众们上哪儿都知道

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马上开学了

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家里没大人的晚上来我这吃饭

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别乱跑

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听到没

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是

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稍息

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解散

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忙大姐慢骑

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忙大姐再见

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忙大姐注意安全

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谢谢您给诚勇做的人工呼吸

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二十年后我在医院工作

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每个月的工资可以堆满整个屋子

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但是我随时都有可能

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被别人炸死

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那你怎么逃出来的

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全靠打喷嚏

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可以啊 王诚勇

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都学会吃旯蟆了

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旯蟆

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K星上的一种青蛙

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它的皮肤能让人产生幻觉

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肉有剧毒

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我没吃

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那也不是幻觉

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那我怎么没去未来啊

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为什么要当瘾君子

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别看了

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拿上相机 去现场

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闭月羞花

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楼里开始疏散人群了

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我看到医用冷冻箱

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装着黑市器官

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这就是个非法采集点

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大头来了

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拿好相机

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您好 您拔打的用户暂时无法接听

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请稍后再拨

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知道了

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我一会儿再打给你

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三爷

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诚勇倒下就再也没醒过来

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做全面检查

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自家兄弟 多上心

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谁让你开闪光灯的

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抓人

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活干得不怎么样

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逃跑倒比我快

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你也没说是偷拍啊

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你先跑 我掩护

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对了 咱不是开车来的吗

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赶紧上车吧

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你们什么人

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调查记者

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来报道延生制药非法倒卖器官事件

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她的声音像大鹅

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真好听

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给我按住

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看谁命硬

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这是什么

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我讨厌听见男人的惨叫

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哎呦

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赶紧上车

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他们车好像比咱快

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放心吧

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我这还没挂上特效档呢

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什么

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刹车失灵来不及戴耳塞了

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为什么戴耳塞啊

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头发借我使使

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回来啦

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差点死在二十一世纪

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你都干什么了

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我成了记者

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一直给人追着打

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你那是狗仔队吧

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可为什么

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我们能去未来

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也许是刚才在水里吸入了化学药剂

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影响了我们的身体

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这解释不太科学吧

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我一初中文凭

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只能解释到这了

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那我也能去未来吗

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诚勇

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有水吗

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酒里没毒 皇上请喝

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真烦

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都一瓶里喝水了

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诚勇

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上你家抄作业去

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我得先去看个演唱会

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谁的

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你耳朵会烂掉的

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杨美丽

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K星女唱将

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歌声高亢

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魅力四射

265
00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:47,875
原来这有一条吴薇歌迷在呢

266
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吴薇

267
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K星天后

268
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声如天籁

269
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婚姻坎坷

270
00:16:53,667 --> 00:16:55,875
吴薇的歌迷好渺小 都看不到

271
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说起来

272
00:16:57,292 --> 00:16:58,500
吴薇也太久 没有开演唱会了吧

273
00:16:58,667 --> 00:16:59,750
真爱吴薇 不论是非

274
00:16:59,917 --> 00:17:01,000
永恒美丽 为你沉醉

275
00:17:01,167 --> 00:17:04,125
吴薇出类拔萃 世间你最可贵

276
00:17:04,292 --> 00:17:06,750
美丽天下无敌 热爱永远不息

277
00:17:06,917 --> 00:17:09,625
吴薇迷死个人 世界唯一真神

278
00:17:09,792 --> 00:17:12,125
美丽一生守望 美丽宇宙最棒

279
00:17:12,292 --> 00:17:13,250
好了 别生气了

280
00:17:13,417 --> 00:17:14,625
吴薇美丽加起来都不如你

281
00:17:14,792 --> 00:17:16,500
还是你爱说实话

282
00:17:26,917 --> 00:17:28,375
你哪来的那么多戏啊

283
00:17:28,542 --> 00:17:28,875
我没有

284
00:17:29,542 --> 00:17:30,625
替我去趟一九年。

285
00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:32,875
帮我看看吴薇和杨美丽谁赢了

286
00:17:33,167 --> 00:17:34,250
你自己怎么不去啊

287
00:17:37,292 --> 00:17:37,750
王炸

288
00:17:38,042 --> 00:17:39,000
你别给我装死

289
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:40,125
你给我起来

290
00:17:41,042 --> 00:17:42,375
我暂时不想去未来

291
00:17:43,167 --> 00:17:43,625
泡泡

292
00:17:43,792 --> 00:17:45,500
你最近是不是又胖了

293
00:17:46,542 --> 00:17:48,750
今早称的 两百六

294
00:17:48,917 --> 00:17:49,500
好好练功

295
00:17:50,042 --> 00:17:51,250
长大当个黑旋风

296
00:18:14,667 --> 00:18:15,250
妈

297
00:18:15,792 --> 00:18:17,625
感谢您给我买的神功元气带

298
00:18:20,792 --> 00:18:21,875
你折腾什么呢

299
00:18:26,292 --> 00:18:27,625
快睡吧 我困得不行了

300
00:18:31,542 --> 00:18:32,000
等等

301
00:18:37,167 --> 00:18:37,875
你是

302
00:18:39,417 --> 00:18:40,250
杨艺

303
00:18:43,292 --> 00:18:45,500
可惜不是杨美丽 让您失望了

304
00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:47,000
你是京海市

305
00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:49,875
夕阳区第三中学二年三班的杨艺吗

306
00:18:51,417 --> 00:18:52,250
曾经是吧

307
00:18:52,542 --> 00:18:54,875
那为什么我们会在一个屋子里

308
00:18:57,542 --> 00:18:59,250
因为我们正在同居啊

309
00:19:04,292 --> 00:19:05,625
三年二班 闫明

310
00:19:06,292 --> 00:19:08,000
二年七班 周怀准

311
00:19:08,917 --> 00:19:10,500
三年一班 肖军

312
00:19:11,167 --> 00:19:12,375
这些人都是诚勇打的

313
00:19:12,792 --> 00:19:14,375
就因为他们给杨艺送过情书

314
00:19:15,292 --> 00:19:17,125
你居然敢跟杨艺同居

315
00:19:17,292 --> 00:19:18,375
诚勇知道杀了你

316
00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:19,750
那该怎么办

317
00:19:20,542 --> 00:19:22,250
马上跟未来的杨艺分手啊

318
00:19:22,417 --> 00:19:23,375
这不太好吧

319
00:19:24,042 --> 00:19:24,875
有什么不好

320
00:19:25,167 --> 00:19:26,000
你又不喜欢杨艺

321
00:19:26,417 --> 00:19:27,000
别按了

322
00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:28,875
叔叔好

323
00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:30,000
诚勇在家吗

324
00:19:30,667 --> 00:19:31,375
还没回来

325
00:19:31,542 --> 00:19:32,750
没关系 我们进屋等

326
00:19:32,917 --> 00:19:33,875
您忙您的

327
00:19:34,167 --> 00:19:34,500
站住

328
00:19:35,292 --> 00:19:37,125
你们是冲他暑假作业来的吧

329
00:19:37,542 --> 00:19:40,375
叔叔 请您尊重我们的人格

330
00:19:40,667 --> 00:19:43,000
今天我在街上捡到两本暑假作业

331
00:19:43,167 --> 00:19:44,250
上面的字迹潦草

332
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,500
而且有五分之一的题还是错的

333
00:19:46,667 --> 00:19:48,875
非常符合你俩目前的文化水平

334
00:19:49,542 --> 00:19:53,250
叔叔我爱您 感恩好叔叔

335
00:19:54,167 --> 00:19:54,875
够了

336
00:19:55,042 --> 00:19:55,875
这么好的作业

337
00:19:56,042 --> 00:19:56,875
拿什么来换

338
00:19:57,292 --> 00:19:59,625
叔 我值钱的东西都在这

339
00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:02,375
您要看上哪个

340
00:20:02,667 --> 00:20:03,250
随便拿

341
00:20:06,417 --> 00:20:07,000
这什么呀

342
00:20:07,167 --> 00:20:07,875
干脆面

343
00:20:08,042 --> 00:20:09,375
里边带水浒传英雄卡

344
00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:10,250
成交

345
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:11,625
方便面没营养

346
00:20:11,917 --> 00:20:12,625
留这吃宵夜吧

347
00:20:12,917 --> 00:20:13,875
谢谢叔

348
00:20:16,542 --> 00:20:17,875
你们两个怎么还在我家

349
00:20:19,042 --> 00:20:20,500
我们正在谈生意呢

350
00:20:20,917 --> 00:20:22,375
对客户尊重点

351
00:20:24,167 --> 00:20:24,750
滚进来开会

352
00:20:31,792 --> 00:20:33,250
这是我珍藏的

353
00:20:33,542 --> 00:20:34,375
和电影仙女

354
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:36,000
就托付给你们了

355
00:20:36,417 --> 00:20:37,250
使不得

356
00:20:37,542 --> 00:20:40,125
这都是难得的课外读物啊

357
00:20:40,292 --> 00:20:40,875
对啊

358
00:20:41,042 --> 00:20:43,750
没有它们我们的青春会失去色彩的

359
00:20:48,042 --> 00:20:49,375
真正属于我的青春

360
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:52,250
名字叫做杨艺

361
00:20:54,417 --> 00:20:55,500
我新买了卡西欧

362
00:20:55,792 --> 00:20:56,875
都调快了一分钟

363
00:20:57,167 --> 00:20:59,375
咱俩一人一块 别弄丢啊

364
00:21:00,167 --> 00:21:01,500
不行 这个太贵重了

365
00:21:01,917 --> 00:21:02,625
别摘

366
00:21:04,167 --> 00:21:05,000
我想

367
00:21:05,167 --> 00:21:06,875
跟你在一样的时间里嘛

368
00:21:09,667 --> 00:21:10,750
刚才

369
00:21:12,667 --> 00:21:13,750
算是求婚吗

370
00:21:14,417 --> 00:21:15,000
法盲

371
00:21:15,417 --> 00:21:17,000
咱俩还没到法定年龄呢

372
00:21:18,792 --> 00:21:19,750
杨艺

373
00:21:21,792 --> 00:21:22,500
反正

374
00:21:24,042 --> 00:21:25,375
我们永远在一起吧

375
00:21:29,792 --> 00:21:30,500
好啊

376
00:21:31,542 --> 00:21:32,250
永远

377
00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:35,500
我现在就去未来找杨艺

378
00:21:35,667 --> 00:21:36,625
看看我们结婚了没

379
00:21:37,917 --> 00:21:38,375
一块吧

380
00:21:46,042 --> 00:21:46,875
那我先走了

381
00:21:47,042 --> 00:21:48,375
校门口麦当劳见

382
00:21:57,042 --> 00:21:58,250
这首歌送给你

383
00:22:06,042 --> 00:22:07,625
我这就去未来跟杨艺说清楚

384
00:22:13,167 --> 00:22:15,125
所以你现在是三十八岁的身体里

385
00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:16,625
有颗十八岁的心

386
00:22:17,292 --> 00:22:18,125
嗯

387
00:22:19,417 --> 00:22:20,250
你可真文艺

388
00:22:20,542 --> 00:22:21,750
可我说的都是真的

389
00:22:22,417 --> 00:22:23,000
虽然很难相信

390
00:22:23,292 --> 00:22:23,875
不

391
00:22:24,417 --> 00:22:25,000
我相信

392
00:22:25,542 --> 00:22:26,375
为什么啊

393
00:22:27,167 --> 00:22:29,375
因为你编不出这么有趣的谎

394
00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:33,500
那我三十八岁的意识去哪了

395
00:22:34,042 --> 00:22:34,625
消失了呗

396
00:22:34,792 --> 00:22:35,750
这怎么能行

397
00:22:36,042 --> 00:22:38,875
没关系 反正他也不开心

398
00:22:41,167 --> 00:22:42,750
想喝点什么 这位中学生

399
00:22:44,417 --> 00:22:45,125
都可以

400
00:22:46,167 --> 00:22:46,625
二锅头

401
00:22:46,792 --> 00:22:47,375
烧刀子

402
00:22:47,542 --> 00:22:48,125
伏特加

403
00:22:48,292 --> 00:22:49,000
阿白酒

404
00:22:49,167 --> 00:22:50,125
来哪个

405
00:22:51,292 --> 00:22:52,500
有 有喜乐吗

406
00:23:03,042 --> 00:23:04,875
今天绝对不行 我不方便

407
00:23:05,042 --> 00:23:06,625
不方便 我们不是说好

408
00:23:06,792 --> 00:23:08,500
我说了今天不行

409
00:23:08,667 --> 00:23:09,375
闭嘴

410
00:23:09,542 --> 00:23:11,125
你现在就给我出来

411
00:23:11,292 --> 00:23:13,375
不然我断了你的药

412
00:23:18,667 --> 00:23:19,375
都这么晚了

413
00:23:19,792 --> 00:23:20,500
你还要出门呀

414
00:23:20,792 --> 00:23:21,250
嗯

415
00:23:22,167 --> 00:23:24,000
可是诚勇马上就来找你了

416
00:23:24,917 --> 00:23:25,750
不可能

417
00:23:26,167 --> 00:23:27,375
我们四年前就分手了

418
00:23:27,542 --> 00:23:28,375
为什么呀

419
00:23:29,292 --> 00:23:30,000
说为了我好

420
00:23:30,667 --> 00:23:31,500
然后人就不见了

421
00:23:31,917 --> 00:23:33,000
可是现在要来找你的

422
00:23:33,167 --> 00:23:34,625
是十八岁的诚勇啊

423
00:23:39,667 --> 00:23:41,500
他跟你一样 也

424
00:23:41,667 --> 00:23:42,250
对

425
00:23:46,542 --> 00:23:48,500
不要让诚勇找到我好不好

426
00:23:49,167 --> 00:23:49,875
为什么呀

427
00:23:50,167 --> 00:23:51,500
因为我喜欢你啊

428
00:23:53,292 --> 00:23:54,500
你也喜欢我吧

429
00:23:56,917 --> 00:23:59,375
我以为你永远不会知道

430
00:23:59,792 --> 00:24:01,625
泡泡还在相信永远的年纪呀

431
00:24:11,417 --> 00:24:13,500
每个K星人二十岁的时候

432
00:24:14,042 --> 00:24:16,625
都要翻越一座雪山才算成年

433
00:24:17,792 --> 00:24:18,750
泡泡告诉我

434
00:24:19,417 --> 00:24:20,750
如果未来没有杨艺

435
00:24:21,792 --> 00:24:24,000
他会永远藏在厚厚的积雪下

436
00:24:26,042 --> 00:24:27,375
直到死去

437
00:24:28,542 --> 00:24:29,125
记住

438
00:24:30,417 --> 00:24:32,375
一定不要让诚勇找到我

439
00:25:00,417 --> 00:25:01,125
跟上

440
00:25:08,792 --> 00:25:09,500
哟

441
00:25:09,667 --> 00:25:10,750
睡美人醒了

442
00:25:11,042 --> 00:25:11,875
你怎么在这

443
00:25:12,167 --> 00:25:13,250
废话 这我家

444
00:25:13,542 --> 00:25:14,375
这么牛

445
00:25:15,167 --> 00:25:16,500
那葡萄糖是你给我打的吗

446
00:25:17,167 --> 00:25:18,250
你刚不是晕倒了吗

447
00:25:18,542 --> 00:25:19,250
小题大做

448
00:25:19,667 --> 00:25:20,250
你是不是喜欢我

449
00:25:20,417 --> 00:25:20,875
滚

450
00:25:21,292 --> 00:25:22,125
我有男朋友

451
00:25:22,667 --> 00:25:23,625
这病你别拖着啊

452
00:25:23,917 --> 00:25:25,125
早点去医院检查一下

453
00:25:25,667 --> 00:25:26,375
没事

454
00:25:27,042 --> 00:25:28,250
脑子出了点小问题

455
00:25:29,667 --> 00:25:32,000
只是可惜我这二十多年的知识积累

456
00:25:33,167 --> 00:25:33,625
全没了

457
00:25:34,917 --> 00:25:36,250
真是微乎其微的损失啊

458
00:25:36,792 --> 00:25:37,625
喝你口水啊

459
00:25:42,167 --> 00:25:43,375
关了再开就好

460
00:25:44,292 --> 00:25:45,125
纸

461
00:25:45,792 --> 00:25:47,250
你就不能换个好点的地方住

462
00:25:47,792 --> 00:25:48,875
没那闲钱

463
00:25:49,042 --> 00:25:49,750
我得攒着

464
00:25:49,917 --> 00:25:51,250
去国外看我男朋友

465
00:25:52,042 --> 00:25:53,875
宝宝你今天好美

466
00:25:54,417 --> 00:25:55,875
我要为你写首歌

467
00:25:56,542 --> 00:25:57,000
对了 宝宝

468
00:25:57,417 --> 00:25:58,875
下个月的生活费见底咯

469
00:25:59,292 --> 00:26:01,375
你别急 我马上给你转过去啊

470
00:26:02,417 --> 00:26:03,500
你男朋友真屎

471
00:26:03,792 --> 00:26:04,500
你懂个屁

472
00:26:05,042 --> 00:26:06,375
从这儿怎么去校门口麦当劳

473
00:26:08,917 --> 00:26:10,375
你们都盯着我干嘛

474
00:26:11,292 --> 00:26:12,250
泡泡

475
00:26:12,667 --> 00:26:13,500
啊

476
00:26:18,042 --> 00:26:19,875
我代表大地母亲感谢你

477
00:26:20,042 --> 00:26:20,750
你一瘦

478
00:26:21,417 --> 00:26:22,625
K星自转都变快了

479
00:26:22,917 --> 00:26:24,375
屁根本没有

480
00:26:24,542 --> 00:26:26,375
别逗他了 我现在打车

481
00:26:26,542 --> 00:26:27,625
咱直奔杨艺家

482
00:26:28,042 --> 00:26:29,875
诚勇 咱喝点东西再走

483
00:26:30,042 --> 00:26:30,500
二锅头

484
00:26:30,667 --> 00:26:31,125
烧刀子

485
00:26:31,417 --> 00:26:31,750
伏特加

486
00:26:31,917 --> 00:26:32,500
阿白酒

487
00:26:32,667 --> 00:26:33,500
来哪个

488
00:26:34,042 --> 00:26:34,375
嚯

489
00:26:35,167 --> 00:26:36,250
好东西啊

490
00:26:36,917 --> 00:26:37,375
攒着

491
00:26:37,542 --> 00:26:38,500
以后喝

492
00:26:39,667 --> 00:26:42,250
诚勇大哥怕喝酒啊

493
00:26:43,417 --> 00:26:44,500
我不想让杨艺等

494
00:26:48,792 --> 00:26:50,250
谁说她在等你

495
00:26:51,042 --> 00:26:51,500
你好

496
00:26:52,042 --> 00:26:53,750
麦当劳餐厅禁止饮酒

497
00:26:53,917 --> 00:26:54,750
请配合

498
00:26:56,042 --> 00:26:58,625
由于生理和心理发展得不平衡

499
00:26:58,792 --> 00:27:00,000
青春期的男孩们

500
00:27:00,167 --> 00:27:02,625
往往具备了极强的逆反心理

501
00:27:03,417 --> 00:27:05,000
你越是不让他们做什么

502
00:27:05,417 --> 00:27:06,750
他们啊 就越要干什么

503
00:27:07,417 --> 00:27:09,125
今谁不干谁孙子

504
00:27:09,292 --> 00:27:09,750
干

505
00:27:11,042 --> 00:27:11,375
喝

506
00:27:25,292 --> 00:27:26,125
我

507
00:27:27,542 --> 00:27:28,625
好晕啊

508
00:27:30,417 --> 00:27:33,000
脑子里有个电钻在杀我

509
00:27:38,292 --> 00:27:39,375
是酒劲儿

510
00:27:39,917 --> 00:27:41,125
酒劲儿上来了

511
00:27:42,542 --> 00:27:43,875
我走不成了

512
00:27:44,792 --> 00:27:46,625
咱们回九九年吧

513
00:27:47,792 --> 00:27:48,375
不

514
00:27:49,292 --> 00:27:52,875
我就算爬 也要爬到杨艺家

515
00:27:55,417 --> 00:27:59,125
好 我就让你死心

516
00:28:00,417 --> 00:28:02,625
师傅 咱们去杨艺家

517
00:28:07,292 --> 00:28:08,000
这是哪儿

518
00:28:09,042 --> 00:28:10,625
商业区地基

519
00:28:11,417 --> 00:28:13,125
杨艺家早就被拆了

520
00:28:15,292 --> 00:28:17,250
她们家里电话也打不通

521
00:28:21,417 --> 00:28:22,250
我们回去吧

522
00:28:22,417 --> 00:28:23,750
未来没有杨艺

523
00:28:25,167 --> 00:28:27,500
有个人一定知道杨艺的下落

524
00:28:28,917 --> 00:28:29,875
群众

525
00:28:30,417 --> 00:28:32,250
群众们去哪儿都知道

526
00:28:32,917 --> 00:28:34,625
你们来晚了一步

527
00:28:35,542 --> 00:28:37,250
我老伴忙大姐

528
00:28:45,417 --> 00:28:46,875
大爷您别难过

529
00:28:47,292 --> 00:28:48,625
我们能让忙大姐复活

530
00:28:49,542 --> 00:28:50,750
我们该怎么办呀

531
00:28:51,042 --> 00:28:52,625
忙大姐是骑自行车出的事

532
00:28:53,042 --> 00:28:54,625
只要在九九年砸烂她的自行车

533
00:28:54,917 --> 00:28:56,000
未来她就不会死了

534
00:29:03,292 --> 00:29:04,750
你们来晚了一步

535
00:29:04,917 --> 00:29:05,500
怎么会

536
00:29:05,667 --> 00:29:08,000
你忙大姐骑我的自行车

537
00:29:08,167 --> 00:29:09,125
被撞了

538
00:29:09,292 --> 00:29:10,000
大意了

539
00:29:10,167 --> 00:29:12,375
快把她们家的自行车都砸了

540
00:29:15,542 --> 00:29:16,625
你们来晚了一步

541
00:29:16,792 --> 00:29:17,750
不可能

542
00:29:18,292 --> 00:29:20,375
你忙大姐骑邻居的自行车

543
00:29:20,792 --> 00:29:22,625
整条胡同的自行车全砸

544
00:29:24,917 --> 00:29:26,375
你们来晚了一步

545
00:29:26,792 --> 00:29:27,500
你骗人吗你

546
00:29:27,792 --> 00:29:29,750
她骑她二姐的自行车

547
00:29:31,042 --> 00:29:31,875
六姨的

548
00:29:32,542 --> 00:29:33,750
大舅的

549
00:29:34,042 --> 00:29:35,000
弟弟的

550
00:29:35,167 --> 00:29:36,000
大表哥的

551
00:29:36,542 --> 00:29:37,750
共享的

552
00:29:39,167 --> 00:29:40,125
共享

553
00:29:40,667 --> 00:29:41,375
是谁

554
00:29:43,417 --> 00:29:46,000
共享单车 便利出行

555
00:29:46,167 --> 00:29:47,625
投放超百万辆

556
00:29:48,792 --> 00:29:49,500
共享

557
00:29:49,667 --> 00:29:52,000
是崭新的潮流

558
00:29:58,042 --> 00:29:59,125
忙大姐要想活命

559
00:29:59,792 --> 00:30:01,250
除非自行车没发明

560
00:30:01,542 --> 00:30:02,625
可未来除了忙大姐

561
00:30:03,417 --> 00:30:04,375
没人知道杨艺的下落

562
00:30:04,792 --> 00:30:05,875
那不一定

563
00:30:06,792 --> 00:30:08,875
兴许咱班就有同学知道呢

564
00:30:10,167 --> 00:30:10,500
对呀

565
00:30:10,917 --> 00:30:12,375
我们可以在未来办一场同学会

566
00:30:13,042 --> 00:30:14,250
这样就能打听到杨艺的下落

567
00:30:14,417 --> 00:30:16,000
可未来 怎么把同学们聚到一块

568
00:30:16,667 --> 00:30:18,000
王炸在杂志社工作

569
00:30:18,292 --> 00:30:19,625
登条同学会启事

570
00:30:19,792 --> 00:30:20,875
全国人都能看得到

571
00:30:21,917 --> 00:30:23,000
未来全在你手里了

572
00:30:25,667 --> 00:30:26,500
乘客您好

573
00:30:26,792 --> 00:30:27,750
文明乘车 从我做起

574
00:30:27,917 --> 00:30:28,625
跟上

575
00:30:29,292 --> 00:30:30,375
上车请主动刷卡

576
00:30:34,667 --> 00:30:35,500
逃票老手啊

577
00:30:36,167 --> 00:30:37,000
彼此彼此

578
00:30:37,667 --> 00:30:39,000
蚂蚁肉也是肉么

579
00:30:41,417 --> 00:30:43,875
你能帮我登一个同学会启事吗

580
00:30:44,542 --> 00:30:45,625
光临

581
00:30:46,542 --> 00:30:47,625
同学会

582
00:30:48,292 --> 00:30:48,750
好了

583
00:30:48,917 --> 00:30:50,125
联系人电话留谁的

584
00:30:52,292 --> 00:30:53,000
留他的

585
00:30:56,542 --> 00:30:57,875
你跟杨艺分手了吗

586
00:30:59,917 --> 00:31:02,875
没 没有

587
00:31:03,042 --> 00:31:04,750
你喜欢杨艺

588
00:31:07,417 --> 00:31:08,125
我不能没有她

589
00:31:08,292 --> 00:31:09,625
你糊涂了

590
00:31:10,792 --> 00:31:12,125
诚勇知道杀了你

591
00:31:13,417 --> 00:31:14,375
找死吗

592
00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:19,125
我知道你们喜欢打我

593
00:31:19,292 --> 00:31:20,875
随时随地可以嘲笑我

594
00:31:21,042 --> 00:31:21,875
好朋友三人组里面

595
00:31:22,042 --> 00:31:23,375
总有我这样的胖子当小丑

596
00:31:23,542 --> 00:31:24,250
我没拿你当小丑

597
00:31:24,417 --> 00:31:25,250
我愿意这样

598
00:31:27,042 --> 00:31:28,875
只要跟你们混在一块怎么样都行

599
00:31:29,542 --> 00:31:31,250
没有你们我会被更多人欺负

600
00:31:32,292 --> 00:31:33,625
我恨我的九九年

601
00:31:36,667 --> 00:31:38,000
我恨我的九九年

602
00:31:41,292 --> 00:31:42,625
可是在未来

603
00:31:43,167 --> 00:31:44,875
杨艺把我变得跟你们一样好

604
00:31:46,667 --> 00:31:48,375
不要杀死那样的我

605
00:31:52,042 --> 00:31:52,875
求求你

606
00:31:55,167 --> 00:31:56,875
联系人

607
00:31:57,167 --> 00:31:58,125
泡泡

608
00:31:58,542 --> 00:31:59,000
搞定

609
00:31:59,292 --> 00:32:00,625
给你发杂志社官微了

610
00:32:00,792 --> 00:32:01,875
你刷一下手机就能看见

611
00:32:07,542 --> 00:32:08,375
啥也没有啊

612
00:32:08,542 --> 00:32:09,750
小刘 王炸

613
00:32:09,917 --> 00:32:12,500
你们俩采的那新闻可上头条啦

614
00:32:12,667 --> 00:32:13,375
真的

615
00:32:13,542 --> 00:32:15,750
非法倒卖器官 直击幕后黑手

616
00:32:15,917 --> 00:32:18,500
这照片拍的 完全不像偷拍的呀

617
00:32:18,667 --> 00:32:20,500
那还不得多亏王炸开闪光灯啊

618
00:32:20,667 --> 00:32:22,000
你肯定要涨工资了

619
00:32:22,417 --> 00:32:24,000
新闻报道 微博热搜

620
00:32:24,167 --> 00:32:24,875
排行第二

621
00:32:25,042 --> 00:32:25,625
是吗

622
00:32:26,167 --> 00:32:26,875
厉害了啊

623
00:32:27,042 --> 00:32:29,375
这新闻署名怎么改余主任了

624
00:32:39,917 --> 00:32:40,875
怎么了 小刘

625
00:32:41,417 --> 00:32:42,125
主任

626
00:32:42,667 --> 00:32:44,875
我看见倒卖器官的报道

627
00:32:45,042 --> 00:32:45,625
署了您的名

628
00:32:45,792 --> 00:32:46,625
有问题吗

629
00:32:52,792 --> 00:32:53,750
这次的头条报道

630
00:32:54,417 --> 00:32:55,375
很有爆炸性

631
00:32:56,667 --> 00:32:57,500
余主任

632
00:32:58,167 --> 00:32:59,125
功不可没啊

633
00:32:59,292 --> 00:33:02,500
哪里 多亏主编您领导有方

634
00:33:02,667 --> 00:33:03,875
领导有方啊

635
00:33:04,417 --> 00:33:06,250
开会的演示文稿好了吗

636
00:33:07,042 --> 00:33:08,375
投影仪还是对不上焦

637
00:33:08,542 --> 00:33:09,375
老毛病了

638
00:33:09,917 --> 00:33:10,875
小刘啊

639
00:33:11,042 --> 00:33:12,375
你去把投影仪挪一下

640
00:33:13,042 --> 00:33:13,625
受累呀

641
00:33:18,542 --> 00:33:19,250
往后挪一下

642
00:33:20,167 --> 00:33:21,375
不要晃了 都虚焦了

643
00:33:22,042 --> 00:33:22,750
老余呀

644
00:33:22,917 --> 00:33:25,250
这次报道这照片抓拍得很清楚

645
00:33:25,417 --> 00:33:26,750
这完全都是徐远宁

646
00:33:26,917 --> 00:33:28,125
徐大摄影的功劳

647
00:33:28,292 --> 00:33:28,750
主编好

648
00:33:28,917 --> 00:33:30,000
我已经跟人事说了

649
00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:32,500
远宁下周就转正

650
00:33:33,042 --> 00:33:33,625
跟我

651
00:33:33,792 --> 00:33:34,875
我们不是有个摄影

652
00:33:35,667 --> 00:33:36,375
叫

653
00:33:37,167 --> 00:33:38,000
叫王炸

654
00:33:38,167 --> 00:33:39,875
那人的工作能力

655
00:33:40,417 --> 00:33:41,250
不如直接开了

656
00:33:41,542 --> 00:33:42,250
余主任

657
00:33:42,667 --> 00:33:44,125
王炸其实挺努力的

658
00:33:44,292 --> 00:33:45,125
您要不要再考虑一下

659
00:33:45,292 --> 00:33:46,500
现在是开会

660
00:33:46,667 --> 00:33:47,500
注意会场纪律

661
00:33:51,667 --> 00:33:53,125
喂 李秘啊

662
00:33:54,042 --> 00:33:56,625
好久没联系了 别来无恙

663
00:33:58,292 --> 00:34:00,625
我刚才跟主编说话你插什么嘴

664
00:34:05,417 --> 00:34:06,875
你这也太过分了 小刘

665
00:34:07,042 --> 00:34:08,500
赶紧给领导道歉呀

666
00:34:09,667 --> 00:34:10,500
你要不服

667
00:34:11,042 --> 00:34:11,375
我一句话

668
00:34:11,542 --> 00:34:12,500
让你滚蛋

669
00:34:53,167 --> 00:34:54,250
真是不好意思

670
00:34:54,417 --> 00:34:55,000
对对对

671
00:34:55,167 --> 00:34:56,625
我们立刻撤回这篇不实报道

672
00:34:56,792 --> 00:34:57,625
啊对对

673
00:34:57,792 --> 00:34:58,750
消除影响

674
00:35:04,292 --> 00:35:05,500
打人啦

675
00:35:06,917 --> 00:35:07,750
王炸疯了

676
00:35:30,042 --> 00:35:32,000
一屋子欺软怕硬的怂货

677
00:35:32,417 --> 00:35:33,125
王炸

678
00:35:33,417 --> 00:35:34,625
对不起啊 不包括你

679
00:35:34,792 --> 00:35:35,875
赶紧跟主任道歉啊

680
00:35:36,167 --> 00:35:36,750
什么玩意

681
00:35:37,667 --> 00:35:40,125
太晚了 再道歉也没有用

682
00:35:40,292 --> 00:35:42,625
年轻人 你们犯下大错了

683
00:35:43,042 --> 00:35:43,625
我没错

684
00:35:44,417 --> 00:35:46,375
宇宙战警行为规范第四十条

685
00:35:46,542 --> 00:35:48,500
遇见违反社会公德的行为

686
00:35:48,667 --> 00:35:50,375
发现违法犯罪的行为

687
00:35:50,542 --> 00:35:51,625
要见义勇为

688
00:35:51,917 --> 00:35:53,500
勇于斗争 善于斗争

689
00:35:53,667 --> 00:35:55,000
保安 快派人来

690
00:35:55,167 --> 00:35:57,750
第十四条 不说谎 不骗人 不弄虚做假

691
00:35:58,167 --> 00:35:59,625
知错就改 诚实守信 言行一致

692
00:35:59,792 --> 00:36:00,750
答应别人的事要做到

693
00:36:01,542 --> 00:36:02,500
你叫什么来着

694
00:36:02,917 --> 00:36:03,875
刘连枝

695
00:36:05,792 --> 00:36:07,750
榴莲 不用跟任何人道歉

696
00:36:11,417 --> 00:36:12,875
你跟这的人不一样

697
00:36:18,292 --> 00:36:20,000
你是来让世界变好的

698
00:37:08,917 --> 00:37:10,625
你干嘛买这么多过期大米啊

699
00:37:13,167 --> 00:37:15,125
咱们以后是只能吃得起这个了吗

700
00:37:16,167 --> 00:37:17,125
不高兴了

701
00:37:18,292 --> 00:37:18,750
高兴

702
00:37:19,292 --> 00:37:20,625
治安惩罚两百三

703
00:37:20,792 --> 00:37:22,250
损坏公物赔八千

704
00:37:22,542 --> 00:37:23,875
殴打领导丢工作

705
00:37:24,042 --> 00:37:25,500
简直快乐似神仙

706
00:37:26,042 --> 00:37:26,750
对吧

707
00:37:27,042 --> 00:37:28,625
宇宙战警行为规范包你不吃亏

708
00:37:28,792 --> 00:37:29,500
可不吗

709
00:37:32,042 --> 00:37:32,375
起开

710
00:37:32,542 --> 00:37:33,375
别再碍我事

711
00:37:34,542 --> 00:37:35,875
你让我进屋喝口水呗

712
00:37:36,417 --> 00:37:38,000
来 有礼物给你

713
00:37:39,292 --> 00:37:40,375
你是在我花盆里摘的吧

714
00:37:40,542 --> 00:37:42,250
怎么可能 我花钱买的

715
00:37:42,542 --> 00:37:44,000
王炸 我今真没功夫搭理你

716
00:37:44,292 --> 00:37:45,375
我得找赶紧份新工作

717
00:37:45,542 --> 00:37:47,125
接着攒钱去外国看我男朋友

718
00:37:47,792 --> 00:37:48,750
他怎么不回来看你呀

719
00:37:49,292 --> 00:37:50,250
他在外国花的都是你的钱

720
00:37:50,667 --> 00:37:51,375
这跟你有屁关系

721
00:37:51,792 --> 00:37:52,750
我不想让你犯糊涂

722
00:37:52,917 --> 00:37:53,750
谁活着不是装糊涂啊

723
00:37:53,917 --> 00:37:54,625
我不是

724
00:37:54,792 --> 00:37:55,875
那是因为你根本就没长大

725
00:37:56,042 --> 00:37:56,750
你也不是什么大人啊

726
00:37:58,542 --> 00:37:59,375
我是

727
00:38:02,667 --> 00:38:03,125
开门

728
00:38:03,667 --> 00:38:05,625
滚 别耽误我挣钱

729
00:38:09,167 --> 00:38:10,125
好 你等着

730
00:38:10,292 --> 00:38:11,375
老子给你挣钱

731
00:38:17,667 --> 00:38:19,125
王炸 启事发了么

732
00:38:19,292 --> 00:38:20,375
后天同学会

733
00:38:20,792 --> 00:38:22,375
泡泡 借我二十

734
00:38:22,542 --> 00:38:23,000
干嘛

735
00:38:23,167 --> 00:38:24,625
时间旅行者当然要买

736
00:38:24,792 --> 00:38:26,625
幸运彩票的开奖结果是

737
00:38:27,167 --> 00:38:30,000
一三五七九

738
00:38:30,167 --> 00:38:31,000
放屁

739
00:38:31,417 --> 00:38:33,000
明明是二四六八十

740
00:38:33,417 --> 00:38:35,000
我从未来抄的大奖号码

741
00:38:35,542 --> 00:38:36,375
你是不是抄错了

742
00:38:36,917 --> 00:38:38,000
五个号我能抄错

743
00:38:38,167 --> 00:38:39,625
你先把彩票钱还我

744
00:38:39,792 --> 00:38:41,500
我拿十六人街霸抵债行了吧

745
00:38:41,667 --> 00:38:42,875
那你拿来呀

746
00:38:43,042 --> 00:38:44,250
我忘记借给谁了

747
00:38:44,417 --> 00:38:46,625
怪不得五个号码都抄错

748
00:38:46,792 --> 00:38:47,875
他没抄错

749
00:38:49,042 --> 00:38:50,125
我也买了这组号码

750
00:38:50,417 --> 00:38:51,500
那为什么不中奖

751
00:38:51,792 --> 00:38:52,750
重要的不是号码

752
00:38:53,667 --> 00:38:54,875
而是谁应该中奖

753
00:38:56,042 --> 00:38:56,625
什么意思

754
00:38:56,917 --> 00:38:58,375
原本该中奖的人

755
00:38:58,542 --> 00:38:59,750
买什么号码都会中

756
00:39:00,542 --> 00:39:01,375
这是他的命运

757
00:39:02,167 --> 00:39:02,875
什么意思

758
00:39:04,417 --> 00:39:06,125
也许我们的命运

759
00:39:06,792 --> 00:39:07,750
都是没法改变的

760
00:39:12,542 --> 00:39:13,250
什么意思

761
00:39:32,292 --> 00:39:33,000
滚

762
00:39:36,667 --> 00:39:37,875
刘女士在家吗

763
00:39:40,042 --> 00:39:41,750
对不起 我以为是别人

764
00:39:43,542 --> 00:39:44,375
刘女士

765
00:39:46,042 --> 00:39:48,000
这篇新闻是您写的吗

766
00:39:51,792 --> 00:39:53,875
是啊 你怎么知道的

767
00:39:56,417 --> 00:39:57,375
我打听出来的

768
00:40:54,667 --> 00:40:56,500
坏

769
00:41:09,417 --> 00:41:10,875
我知道你没走远

770
00:41:11,542 --> 00:41:13,750
再不出来 微波你的猫

771
00:41:14,292 --> 00:41:15,125
三

772
00:41:16,417 --> 00:41:17,125
二

773
00:42:02,417 --> 00:42:03,125
苹果

774
00:42:04,667 --> 00:42:05,500
（K星土语）苹果

775
00:42:07,917 --> 00:42:09,000
苹果

776
00:42:09,292 --> 00:42:10,250
（K星土语）苹果

777
00:42:13,042 --> 00:42:14,125
苹果

778
00:42:14,292 --> 00:42:15,500
（K星土语）苹果

779
00:42:16,417 --> 00:42:17,375
苹果

780
00:42:18,792 --> 00:42:19,750
（K星土语）苹果

781
00:42:20,667 --> 00:42:21,500
苹果

782
00:42:22,542 --> 00:42:23,750
（K星土语）苹果

783
00:42:33,167 --> 00:42:36,375
妈妈不要担心啦

784
00:42:36,542 --> 00:42:39,875
手机再也不怕摔啦

785
00:42:40,167 --> 00:42:43,500
我用棉花和毛线

786
00:42:43,667 --> 00:42:46,500
做件衣裳给它穿上

787
00:42:47,417 --> 00:42:50,125
您好 您拨打的用户暂时无法接听

788
00:42:50,292 --> 00:42:51,625
请稍后再拨

789
00:42:51,917 --> 00:42:53,500
好 我待会再打

790
00:42:55,792 --> 00:42:57,625
还是不接你电话呀

791
00:43:00,417 --> 00:43:02,125
这是碰上硬茬了

792
00:43:02,917 --> 00:43:05,375
没帮手干活就是费力气啊

793
00:43:07,292 --> 00:43:08,625
诚勇醒了吗

794
00:43:09,292 --> 00:43:11,500
他这样三四天了 动都不动

795
00:43:11,792 --> 00:43:13,000
上回他也这样

796
00:43:13,292 --> 00:43:14,375
后来自个就醒了

797
00:43:14,542 --> 00:43:16,000
他再也醒不过来了

798
00:43:16,167 --> 00:43:17,625
脑电图呈杂散的波形

799
00:43:17,792 --> 00:43:19,375
静脉注射葡萄糖溶液

800
00:43:19,542 --> 00:43:20,375
也未见转醒

801
00:43:20,542 --> 00:43:21,500
GCS三分

802
00:43:21,667 --> 00:43:22,750
典型的植物人状态

803
00:43:22,917 --> 00:43:23,500
这人谁啊

804
00:43:23,667 --> 00:43:25,000
时薪二十万的医学顾问

805
00:43:25,167 --> 00:43:27,000
后面那俩跟他挺像

806
00:43:27,167 --> 00:43:28,250
是他的备用件

807
00:43:28,917 --> 00:43:29,500
当他老了

808
00:43:29,792 --> 00:43:32,250
大脑就会移植到更年轻的身体上

809
00:43:32,542 --> 00:43:35,000
总之他现在跟块石头没两样

810
00:43:35,542 --> 00:43:36,750
你怎么证明

811
00:43:42,042 --> 00:43:42,750
等他醒了

812
00:43:43,292 --> 00:43:44,000
有你好看的

813
00:43:44,667 --> 00:43:45,625
如果他能醒

814
00:43:45,792 --> 00:43:47,625
我这三层别墅钥匙你拿走

815
00:43:47,792 --> 00:43:49,375
连我老婆都归你

816
00:43:51,292 --> 00:43:52,000
谁干的

817
00:43:54,417 --> 00:43:55,000
三爷

818
00:43:55,542 --> 00:43:57,875
我要求立刻对他做一次全面的检查

819
00:43:59,917 --> 00:44:00,875
你老婆漂亮吗

820
00:44:01,542 --> 00:44:04,125
同学们相亲相爱

821
00:44:04,292 --> 00:44:05,500
同学们 咱们来张大合影

822
00:44:05,667 --> 00:44:06,375
来来来

823
00:44:06,542 --> 00:44:07,375
三ニー

824
00:44:07,792 --> 00:44:09,000
茄子

825
00:44:10,042 --> 00:44:10,875
这帮人你都筛过了吧

826
00:44:11,042 --> 00:44:11,625
嗯

827
00:44:11,792 --> 00:44:13,375
他们都不知道我跟杨艺的事

828
00:44:15,292 --> 00:44:16,500
谢谢你帮我

829
00:44:19,167 --> 00:44:20,250
忍着点

830
00:44:21,292 --> 00:44:22,875
最后一块

831
00:44:23,167 --> 00:44:24,500
再缝两针就好了

832
00:44:25,167 --> 00:44:26,125
回来再说吧

833
00:44:26,667 --> 00:44:27,500
去哪啊

834
00:44:28,167 --> 00:44:28,625
同学会

835
00:44:28,792 --> 00:44:30,500
我以为你不喜欢聚会呢

836
00:44:30,792 --> 00:44:32,000
有个想见的女同学

837
00:44:32,542 --> 00:44:33,250
等会

838
00:44:34,917 --> 00:44:35,875
开我车去吧

839
00:44:37,167 --> 00:44:38,500
别让女孩瞧不起

840
00:44:49,167 --> 00:44:50,000
诚勇

841
00:44:50,792 --> 00:44:51,375
怎么这么慢

842
00:44:51,667 --> 00:44:52,500
见到杨艺了吗

843
00:44:53,042 --> 00:44:53,750
没见着

844
00:44:54,042 --> 00:44:54,750
找找去

845
00:44:55,667 --> 00:44:56,750
王诚勇

846
00:44:58,667 --> 00:45:00,250
咱们得二十多年没见了吧

847
00:45:00,667 --> 00:45:02,250
我怎么记得上礼拜刚见过啊

848
00:45:02,417 --> 00:45:03,750
这人怎么站坑里了

849
00:45:04,167 --> 00:45:05,375
杨艺没跟你们一起啊

850
00:45:06,542 --> 00:45:07,625
少穷打听

851
00:45:08,042 --> 00:45:10,250
我现在一个电话她就随叫随到

852
00:45:12,292 --> 00:45:13,000
再吹牛

853
00:45:13,167 --> 00:45:13,625
老子剁了你

854
00:45:13,792 --> 00:45:15,500
你等着 马上打给她

855
00:45:34,792 --> 00:45:36,375
这娘们又喝大了

856
00:45:37,542 --> 00:45:39,125
真是连我女人都当不好

857
00:45:45,292 --> 00:45:46,500
杨艺不是你的

858
00:46:15,167 --> 00:46:16,250
她怎么在你车上啊

859
00:46:18,292 --> 00:46:19,125
我不知道

860
00:46:20,167 --> 00:46:21,500
但我一定给你个交代

861
00:46:24,417 --> 00:46:25,625
肝脏大出血

862
00:46:25,792 --> 00:46:26,750
颈椎受到压迫

863
00:46:27,542 --> 00:46:28,375
准备镇痛剂

864
00:46:29,167 --> 00:46:30,000
X光

865
00:46:31,417 --> 00:46:32,250
什么乱七八糟的

866
00:46:32,917 --> 00:46:34,000
马上准备手术

867
00:46:34,667 --> 00:46:35,750
大夫血库储备不够了

868
00:46:36,167 --> 00:46:37,500
抽我的我万能血型

869
00:46:38,042 --> 00:46:39,125
可需要很多血

870
00:46:39,417 --> 00:46:40,375
那就多抽

871
00:46:40,542 --> 00:46:42,625
单次抽血超过五百毫升会有危险

872
00:46:50,042 --> 00:46:51,125
再不抽

873
00:46:51,542 --> 00:46:52,500
就全浪费掉吧

874
00:47:00,417 --> 00:47:01,750
后备箱里为什么会有人

875
00:47:03,792 --> 00:47:05,125
你被警察发现了

876
00:47:08,042 --> 00:47:09,375
为什么后备箱

877
00:47:19,167 --> 00:47:20,500
发什么神经啊

878
00:47:21,292 --> 00:47:23,375
后备箱还能装什么

879
00:47:25,542 --> 00:47:27,125
这当初还是你的主意

880
00:47:34,042 --> 00:47:35,750
他们对你喉咙做了手术

881
00:47:35,917 --> 00:47:36,500
少说话

882
00:47:38,167 --> 00:47:39,000
王炸

883
00:47:39,167 --> 00:47:40,250
你好崔渐

884
00:47:42,667 --> 00:47:43,625
这是什么

885
00:47:43,792 --> 00:47:45,750
你身上现在流着我的血脉

886
00:47:46,542 --> 00:47:47,625
谢谢你救我

887
00:47:48,792 --> 00:47:49,875
光谢可不够

888
00:47:52,417 --> 00:47:53,500
那你想怎么样

889
00:47:54,292 --> 00:47:55,125
得叫爹

890
00:47:58,792 --> 00:47:59,875
咱俩这关系

891
00:48:00,042 --> 00:48:01,625
现在算是跨越友情了吧

892
00:48:02,417 --> 00:48:04,000
我跟你说过我有男朋友

893
00:48:04,542 --> 00:48:05,750
而且个比你高

894
00:48:06,917 --> 00:48:08,500
这都多少年了

895
00:48:08,667 --> 00:48:10,625
怎么身高差螺旋桨还没发明出来

896
00:48:10,792 --> 00:48:11,500
什么玩意

897
00:48:11,917 --> 00:48:13,875
就是那种戴在头上的螺旋桨

898
00:48:14,542 --> 00:48:15,250
走在街上

899
00:48:15,417 --> 00:48:17,375
所有身高比我高的人都得蹲下

900
00:48:17,792 --> 00:48:18,750
什么蠢发明

901
00:48:20,042 --> 00:48:20,625
不能笑

902
00:48:21,042 --> 00:48:21,875
那别说了

903
00:48:22,542 --> 00:48:23,625
我有很多血

904
00:48:23,792 --> 00:48:24,500
你放心用

905
00:48:25,167 --> 00:48:26,000
我先走一步了

906
00:48:26,667 --> 00:48:27,375
你去哪儿

907
00:48:27,917 --> 00:48:28,875
今周一

908
00:48:29,167 --> 00:48:29,500
我得参加

909
00:48:29,792 --> 00:48:32,000
周一晨会现在开始

910
00:48:32,792 --> 00:48:33,625
同学们

911
00:48:33,792 --> 00:48:34,375
你们

912
00:48:34,667 --> 00:48:36,500
是充满希望的新一代

913
00:48:36,667 --> 00:48:38,000
你们的明天

914
00:48:38,167 --> 00:48:38,750
一定

915
00:48:38,917 --> 00:48:40,875
更加灿烂辉煌

916
00:48:48,667 --> 00:48:50,250
我们最常说的谎话

917
00:48:51,542 --> 00:48:52,875
是长大就好了

918
00:48:57,167 --> 00:48:58,375
二十年后

919
00:48:58,667 --> 00:49:00,000
诚勇替延生制药工作

920
00:49:01,667 --> 00:49:02,625
他们背地里

921
00:49:02,917 --> 00:49:04,500
做着人体器官的买卖

922
00:49:05,917 --> 00:49:06,625
家属

923
00:49:06,792 --> 00:49:07,625
记者

924
00:49:07,917 --> 00:49:09,125
卫道士

925
00:49:09,667 --> 00:49:12,250
只要是给延生药业找麻烦的

926
00:49:12,667 --> 00:49:14,000
就全干掉

927
00:49:14,792 --> 00:49:16,250
我才不会杀人

928
00:49:17,042 --> 00:49:17,625
然后

929
00:49:18,917 --> 00:49:20,125
诚勇看到了他爸

930
00:49:22,042 --> 00:49:22,750
一动不动

931
00:49:24,917 --> 00:49:26,000
像颗植物

932
00:49:26,917 --> 00:49:28,875
就这么躺一天

933
00:49:29,792 --> 00:49:31,500
九千块

934
00:49:32,792 --> 00:49:34,625
不想拔管子

935
00:49:36,292 --> 00:49:38,000
就得把活干好啊

936
00:49:42,417 --> 00:49:44,125
诚勇跑回九九年

937
00:49:44,417 --> 00:49:46,000
想要改变这样的未来

938
00:49:47,167 --> 00:49:48,125
可是那帮科学家

939
00:49:48,292 --> 00:49:49,625
就算到了二十年后

940
00:49:50,042 --> 00:49:52,250
也没研究出预防植物人的办法

941
00:49:53,917 --> 00:49:55,625
就像永远救不活的忙大姐

942
00:49:56,917 --> 00:49:58,875
和永远中不了的头等奖

943
00:50:00,917 --> 00:50:02,750
他爸一直没醒过来

944
00:50:04,667 --> 00:50:06,375
我讨厌长大后的一切

945
00:50:07,042 --> 00:50:07,750
赶上 追上

946
00:50:08,042 --> 00:50:08,500
赶上

947
00:50:08,792 --> 00:50:09,500
关心 担心

948
00:50:09,792 --> 00:50:10,250
关心

949
00:50:10,667 --> 00:50:11,875
加油

950
00:50:12,667 --> 00:50:15,375
加油 一起来吧

951
00:50:16,042 --> 00:50:16,375
加油

952
00:50:16,542 --> 00:50:18,375
其实我不喜欢杨美丽

953
00:50:20,417 --> 00:50:21,875
我很在乎你

954
00:50:23,292 --> 00:50:25,375
总是装成你喜欢的样子

955
00:50:26,667 --> 00:50:28,875
可能我更喜欢原本的你呢

956
00:50:31,042 --> 00:50:32,250
可我一点也不好

957
00:50:33,042 --> 00:50:35,625
没关系 我们才十八岁

958
00:50:36,167 --> 00:50:38,000
有的是时间去变成更好的人

959
00:50:39,917 --> 00:50:41,500
如果我们变得更糟了呢

960
00:50:47,792 --> 00:50:53,625
不要变坏啊

961
00:50:56,792 --> 00:50:58,125
未来的我们会听到

962
00:51:05,292 --> 00:51:06,250
烟花

963
00:51:07,167 --> 00:51:08,375
（K星土语）烟花

964
00:51:09,292 --> 00:51:10,375
（K星土语）烟花

965
00:51:11,167 --> 00:51:12,125
烟花

966
00:51:13,417 --> 00:51:15,750
这样土语单词才记得牢啊

967
00:51:16,792 --> 00:51:17,625
钥匙

968
00:51:18,167 --> 00:51:18,750
（K星土语）钥匙

969
00:51:20,417 --> 00:51:22,250
（K星土语）钥匙

970
00:51:22,542 --> 00:51:23,125
钥匙

971
00:51:24,292 --> 00:51:25,250
烈酒

972
00:51:26,042 --> 00:51:27,000
（K星土语）烈酒

973
00:51:28,417 --> 00:51:30,500
（K星土语）烈酒

974
00:51:30,792 --> 00:51:31,750
烈酒

975
00:51:33,417 --> 00:51:34,125
钉子

976
00:51:35,167 --> 00:51:35,875
（K星土语）钉子

977
00:51:37,542 --> 00:51:38,500
（K星土语）钉子

978
00:51:39,417 --> 00:51:40,250
钉子

979
00:51:41,292 --> 00:51:42,125
火焰

980
00:51:43,167 --> 00:51:43,750
（K星土语）火焰

981
00:51:45,292 --> 00:51:47,125
（K星土语）火焰

982
00:51:47,292 --> 00:51:48,125
火焰

983
00:51:49,792 --> 00:51:50,625
灰烬

984
00:51:51,542 --> 00:51:52,250
（K星土语）灰烬

985
00:51:53,917 --> 00:51:58,625
（K星土语）灰烬

986
00:51:58,792 --> 00:51:59,625
灰烬

987
00:52:03,667 --> 00:52:05,375
你来搬他 我去开车

988
00:52:17,792 --> 00:52:18,250
什么人

989
00:52:19,292 --> 00:52:20,250
把手里东西放下

990
00:52:20,417 --> 00:52:21,250
别乱动

991
00:52:52,167 --> 00:52:53,000
什么锅底啊

992
00:52:54,042 --> 00:52:55,125
两个都是清汤

993
00:52:56,042 --> 00:52:56,500
点菜吧

994
00:52:57,792 --> 00:52:58,500
服务员

995
00:52:59,292 --> 00:52:59,875
来了

996
00:53:00,917 --> 00:53:02,000
你跟诚勇学的吧

997
00:53:02,167 --> 00:53:02,750
什么

998
00:53:02,917 --> 00:53:03,875
双响指

999
00:53:05,042 --> 00:53:05,500
不是

1000
00:53:06,167 --> 00:53:07,125
我本来就会

1001
00:53:12,167 --> 00:53:13,750
你们的手长得真像

1002
00:53:21,042 --> 00:53:22,625
你也是这么对刘连枝的吧

1003
00:53:35,417 --> 00:53:36,750
我车到桥洞了

1004
00:53:37,042 --> 00:53:37,875
好这就过去

1005
00:53:38,042 --> 00:53:39,000
你给我拿来

1006
00:53:40,417 --> 00:53:41,875
你谁啊 凭什么命令诚勇

1007
00:53:48,792 --> 00:53:50,250
赶紧走 假装不认识我

1008
00:53:51,042 --> 00:53:51,875
诚勇

1009
00:53:52,167 --> 00:53:52,750
走

1010
00:53:53,167 --> 00:53:54,125
你听不懂我说什么吗

1011
00:53:54,542 --> 00:53:55,125
你赶紧

1012
00:53:55,417 --> 00:53:56,875
我没办法不认识你

1013
00:54:03,292 --> 00:54:03,875
诚勇

1014
00:54:06,417 --> 00:54:07,750
我们回去吧

1015
00:54:09,792 --> 00:54:12,000
永远活在九九年

1016
00:54:22,667 --> 00:54:23,625
放开吧

1017
00:54:24,792 --> 00:54:25,750
我该走了

1018
00:54:28,042 --> 00:54:29,125
我们都知道

1019
00:54:30,167 --> 00:54:31,375
诚勇想离开

1020
00:54:32,167 --> 00:54:33,250
除非杀了我

1021
00:54:41,792 --> 00:54:43,750
我喜欢看诚勇打拳

1022
00:54:44,292 --> 00:54:45,500
又快 又准

1023
00:54:48,042 --> 00:54:49,125
我时常问自己

1024
00:54:50,417 --> 00:54:51,375
到底什么样的女孩

1025
00:54:51,542 --> 00:54:53,250
才能配得上王诚勇啊

1026
00:54:55,292 --> 00:54:56,250
奥黛丽赫本

1027
00:54:57,542 --> 00:54:58,750
可惜去得早

1028
00:55:00,417 --> 00:55:01,875
白蛇传里的白素贞

1029
00:55:03,667 --> 00:55:04,875
可惜是个妖怪

1030
00:55:06,792 --> 00:55:07,625
但幸好

1031
00:55:08,667 --> 00:55:09,750
我们还有杨艺

1032
00:55:11,167 --> 00:55:13,625
带上女记者 滚远点

1033
00:55:20,792 --> 00:55:22,375
你配不上杨艺

1034
00:55:27,417 --> 00:55:30,125
怪不得她跟了泡泡

1035
00:55:32,792 --> 00:55:33,750
王诚勇

1036
00:55:38,417 --> 00:55:40,500
你活该

1037
00:55:44,542 --> 00:55:45,750
怎么多了两个杯子

1038
00:55:46,167 --> 00:55:47,125
给我爸妈的

1039
00:55:48,167 --> 00:55:49,250
他们一会儿要来呀

1040
00:55:49,417 --> 00:55:51,000
不 悼念他们

1041
00:55:51,917 --> 00:55:53,625
对不起 我不知道叔叔阿姨

1042
00:55:53,792 --> 00:55:54,625
没关系

1043
00:55:56,417 --> 00:55:58,000
没有谁会永远陪在你身边

1044
00:55:58,292 --> 00:56:00,375
我可以 永远陪着你

1045
00:56:00,542 --> 00:56:00,875
永远

1046
00:56:01,042 --> 00:56:01,875
我认真的

1047
00:56:02,042 --> 00:56:03,750
我多锻炼 不挑食

1048
00:56:03,917 --> 00:56:04,875
早睡早起

1049
00:56:05,167 --> 00:56:06,375
一定死的比你晚

1050
00:56:06,667 --> 00:56:07,375
这样的话

1051
00:56:07,917 --> 00:56:10,500
只要你活着就能永远看到我

1052
00:56:13,042 --> 00:56:14,250
喜欢这个计划

1053
00:56:32,792 --> 00:56:33,500
诚勇

1054
00:56:43,792 --> 00:56:44,750
王诚勇

1055
00:56:54,042 --> 00:56:55,000
脖子怎么了

1056
00:56:59,042 --> 00:56:59,875
颈饰

1057
00:57:00,292 --> 00:57:01,125
流行饰品

1058
00:57:03,417 --> 00:57:04,375
你戴上

1059
00:57:04,792 --> 00:57:05,750
真可爱

1060
00:57:08,417 --> 00:57:08,875
嗯嗯

1061
00:57:09,167 --> 00:57:09,875
闭嘴

1062
00:57:10,042 --> 00:57:10,750
脏猪

1063
00:57:14,667 --> 00:57:16,000
我再也不是猪了

1064
00:58:07,167 --> 00:58:08,375
杨艺是我的

1065
00:58:08,917 --> 00:58:10,125
谁都不给

1066
00:58:11,792 --> 00:58:13,375
是你先扔下我的

1067
00:58:15,542 --> 00:58:17,125
说是为了我好

1068
00:58:17,292 --> 00:58:18,500
跟所有人都断了联系

1069
00:58:18,667 --> 00:58:19,125
你去哪儿了

1070
00:58:19,292 --> 00:58:20,000
为什么走

1071
00:58:27,417 --> 00:58:28,750
我的未来太坏了

1072
00:58:29,792 --> 00:58:31,750
不想把你们卷进来

1073
00:58:32,917 --> 00:58:34,625
可真会自我牺牲啊

1074
00:58:39,542 --> 00:58:41,625
我太害怕你们会先离开我

1075
00:58:49,167 --> 00:58:49,625
诚勇

1076
00:58:52,167 --> 00:58:53,500
我不想变成大人

1077
00:58:55,292 --> 00:58:57,250
喜欢的东西一样都抓不住

1078
00:58:59,667 --> 00:59:02,500
我用了很笨的办法让自己不去难过

1079
00:59:04,167 --> 00:59:07,000
还找了一个跟你很像的人在一起

1080
00:59:09,042 --> 00:59:10,125
总觉得这样

1081
00:59:11,667 --> 00:59:13,125
九九年的暑假

1082
00:59:15,917 --> 00:59:18,125
就永远都不会结束了吧

1083
00:59:26,417 --> 00:59:27,125
杨艺

1084
00:59:28,542 --> 00:59:29,625
我不想你这样

1085
00:59:39,167 --> 00:59:40,375
那就滚回去

1086
00:59:43,042 --> 00:59:44,625
变成更好的大人

1087
00:59:48,542 --> 00:59:50,125
永远都不要扔下我

1088
01:00:00,917 --> 01:00:02,875
诚勇没法答应杨艺

1089
01:00:03,417 --> 01:00:05,500
直到他们互相看不见

1090
01:00:05,917 --> 01:00:07,625
都没再说一句话

1091
01:00:09,792 --> 01:00:10,750
几天之后

1092
01:00:11,792 --> 01:00:13,375
杨艺吃下过量旯蟆毒素

1093
01:00:15,167 --> 01:00:17,250
这让她的尸体变得粉红

1094
01:00:19,792 --> 01:00:21,000
就像十八岁

1095
01:00:24,042 --> 01:00:24,750
榴莲

1096
01:00:27,167 --> 01:00:27,875
刘连枝

1097
01:00:31,167 --> 01:00:32,250
我想去找你

1098
01:00:34,542 --> 01:00:35,375
王炸

1099
01:00:36,167 --> 01:00:37,625
我男朋友从外国回来了

1100
01:00:40,667 --> 01:00:42,625
我可能得出国陪他一段时间

1101
01:00:45,792 --> 01:00:46,500
王炸

1102
01:00:48,792 --> 01:00:49,125
王

1103
01:00:55,792 --> 01:00:57,000
好消息

1104
01:00:57,167 --> 01:00:58,500
天大的好消息

1105
01:00:58,667 --> 01:00:59,875
好消息

1106
01:01:00,042 --> 01:01:01,500
天大的好消息

1107
01:01:01,667 --> 01:01:02,750
好消息

1108
01:01:02,917 --> 01:01:04,500
天大的好消息

1109
01:01:04,667 --> 01:01:05,750
好消息

1110
01:01:10,417 --> 01:01:12,375
九九年暑假结束的时候

1111
01:01:14,542 --> 01:01:16,125
世界没有毁灭

1112
01:01:18,292 --> 01:01:19,875
我们也没有变得更好

1113
01:01:23,292 --> 01:01:25,125
我想起诚勇和泡泡

1114
01:01:29,042 --> 01:01:30,750
就像是很久以前的事了

1115
01:01:35,292 --> 01:01:36,375
很久以前

1116
01:01:37,667 --> 01:01:39,625
我在医院做主刀医生

1117
01:01:40,167 --> 01:01:41,500
出了事故被开除

1118
01:01:42,542 --> 01:01:45,125
家属同事所有人都恨我

1119
01:01:46,042 --> 01:01:47,500
只有我儿子对我说

1120
01:01:48,042 --> 01:01:49,875
一切都会好起来的

1121
01:01:50,792 --> 01:01:52,375
于是我不顾一切

1122
01:01:53,167 --> 01:01:56,000
用二十年的时间让生活变得好起来

1123
01:01:58,042 --> 01:01:59,750
当我再给儿子打电话时

1124
01:02:00,167 --> 01:02:02,875
您好 您拔打的用户暂时无法接听

1125
01:02:03,042 --> 01:02:04,500
请稍后再拨

1126
01:02:05,542 --> 01:02:07,750
儿子不再跟我讲话

1127
01:02:07,917 --> 01:02:10,500
因为我成了反派

1128
01:02:10,667 --> 01:02:12,750
所以今天

1129
01:02:12,917 --> 01:02:15,250
我带来这样一个众筹项目

1130
01:02:16,417 --> 01:02:18,500
如何统治世界

1131
01:02:20,667 --> 01:02:22,375
我知道这听起来很荒唐

1132
01:02:22,542 --> 01:02:24,625
让我们开门见山

1133
01:02:24,792 --> 01:02:26,875
假如有一种药剂

1134
01:02:27,042 --> 01:02:31,375
它能让人的大脑退化二十年

1135
01:02:31,667 --> 01:02:34,000
我们将它投放至全球

1136
01:02:34,167 --> 01:02:38,500
统治世界就不再是痴人说梦了

1137
01:02:39,042 --> 01:02:41,125
下面请看一个实验

1138
01:02:43,667 --> 01:02:44,375
诚勇

1139
01:02:45,417 --> 01:02:47,750
是我的一名临床试验对像

1140
01:02:48,042 --> 01:02:51,875
他的身体被自己二十年前的意识所控制

1141
01:02:52,042 --> 01:02:55,750
我们从他血液里提取出一种惊人的物质

1142
01:02:56,667 --> 01:02:58,375
诚勇一号

1143
01:02:59,417 --> 01:03:03,625
台上是二十四名植物人

1144
01:03:03,792 --> 01:03:07,375
二十年前他们还拥有清醒的意识

1145
01:03:08,792 --> 01:03:11,750
我们把诚勇一号注入他们身体

1146
01:03:12,167 --> 01:03:14,125
他们二十年前的意识

1147
01:03:14,917 --> 01:03:16,250
将被诚勇一号夺取

1148
01:03:18,042 --> 01:03:20,375
他们过去的身体

1149
01:03:20,542 --> 01:03:22,500
将只剩空壳

1150
01:03:53,042 --> 01:03:55,500
师傅 我们的命可是真大啊

1151
01:03:55,917 --> 01:03:57,125
师傅

1152
01:04:00,792 --> 01:04:02,375
爸 厨房着火了

1153
01:04:05,542 --> 01:04:07,500
窗户先开开 走走味

1154
01:04:08,667 --> 01:04:09,875
干嘛做这么多菜啊

1155
01:04:10,042 --> 01:04:11,375
一会家里有客人来

1156
01:04:11,792 --> 01:04:13,875
那也别逞能啊厨房差点没了

1157
01:04:14,042 --> 01:04:16,000
这家里没个女人真是不行

1158
01:04:16,792 --> 01:04:18,375
你什么时候带杨艺回家啊

1159
01:04:18,542 --> 01:04:19,750
我在你这岁数啊

1160
01:04:19,917 --> 01:04:21,625
给你妈都写过八百封情书了

1161
01:04:21,917 --> 01:04:23,500
给你念封露骨的

1162
01:04:26,292 --> 01:04:27,750
一会儿谁来咱们家吃饭啊

1163
01:04:28,167 --> 01:04:28,875
两个客户

1164
01:04:29,417 --> 01:04:30,125
王炸和泡泡

1165
01:04:30,292 --> 01:04:32,125
爸 我们绝交了

1166
01:04:32,542 --> 01:04:33,625
小孩那点屁事

1167
01:04:34,167 --> 01:04:35,125
吃顿好的什么都忘了

1168
01:04:35,667 --> 01:04:36,500
你不懂

1169
01:04:37,042 --> 01:04:38,000
别管我闲事行吗

1170
01:04:46,042 --> 01:04:48,500
实验非常成功

1171
01:04:48,667 --> 01:04:53,375
二十年前的清醒意识重回植物人体内

1172
01:04:53,542 --> 01:04:55,625
现在资助我们

1173
01:04:55,792 --> 01:04:59,375
让全世界充满二十年前的人类吧

1174
01:04:59,542 --> 01:05:01,250
那样 我们就有机会

1175
01:05:01,417 --> 01:05:03,625
重新塑造这个世界

1176
01:05:03,792 --> 01:05:05,750
经过重新塑造

1177
01:05:07,042 --> 01:05:07,875
我的儿子

1178
01:05:08,042 --> 01:05:11,625
就一定会接我的电话

1179
01:05:13,167 --> 01:05:15,625
发布会到此结束

1180
01:05:15,792 --> 01:05:16,875
谢谢各位

1181
01:05:24,167 --> 01:05:25,375
你怀里的孩子呢

1182
01:05:26,417 --> 01:05:28,875
那只是个代替品 现在不需要了

1183
01:05:30,542 --> 01:05:32,500
那这些试验品还需要吗

1184
01:05:35,292 --> 01:05:37,125
明白了 我去找人打扫

1185
01:05:42,417 --> 01:05:43,250
把人都给我放了

1186
01:05:44,917 --> 01:05:46,625
对女人动手

1187
01:05:46,792 --> 01:05:48,250
可不算是男子汉

1188
01:05:53,542 --> 01:05:54,500
对不起

1189
01:05:54,667 --> 01:05:55,750
请您把人放了

1190
01:05:57,417 --> 01:05:58,375
还真是个孩子

1191
01:06:06,542 --> 01:06:08,625
诚勇和他爸看起来都很严肃

1192
01:06:08,917 --> 01:06:09,750
爸

1193
01:06:10,167 --> 01:06:11,875
但一张嘴就没正经

1194
01:06:16,042 --> 01:06:18,250
你这头型真显老

1195
01:06:18,417 --> 01:06:21,000
这是他们这辈子倒数第二个玩笑

1196
01:06:35,292 --> 01:06:36,500
又闯什么祸了

1197
01:06:38,542 --> 01:06:39,250
爸

1198
01:06:41,542 --> 01:06:42,375
先回九九年再说

1199
01:06:42,542 --> 01:06:43,625
什么

1200
01:06:44,542 --> 01:06:46,000
你要造反啊 你

1201
01:06:46,667 --> 01:06:47,375
不应该啊

1202
01:06:50,042 --> 01:06:50,875
别弄了

1203
01:06:52,292 --> 01:06:52,750
爸

1204
01:06:54,917 --> 01:06:56,125
你回不了九九年了

1205
01:06:58,417 --> 01:06:59,125
诚勇

1206
01:06:59,792 --> 01:07:01,375
爸是跑不动了

1207
01:07:02,292 --> 01:07:03,750
可你还小

1208
01:07:05,042 --> 01:07:08,500
往后的路还很长

1209
01:07:08,667 --> 01:07:10,875
爸 要死一起死

1210
01:07:11,042 --> 01:07:12,500
我绝不会丢下你

1211
01:07:13,167 --> 01:07:13,875
想什么呢你

1212
01:07:14,042 --> 01:07:15,250
我是让你背着我跑

1213
01:07:51,667 --> 01:07:53,500
你不是我认识的诚勇

1214
01:07:57,792 --> 01:07:59,000
共事一场

1215
01:08:03,542 --> 01:08:04,750
我替你选一张不太疼的

1216
01:08:24,417 --> 01:08:25,500
诚勇跟我说

1217
01:08:26,667 --> 01:08:27,750
梦是黑白的

1218
01:08:30,667 --> 01:08:31,875
他一直都没醒过来

1219
01:08:33,542 --> 01:08:34,375
我就知道

1220
01:08:35,042 --> 01:08:36,125
诚勇的一部分

1221
01:08:36,917 --> 01:08:37,750
永远死掉了

1222
01:08:40,542 --> 01:08:41,875
耀眼的那部分

1223
01:08:47,167 --> 01:08:48,625
（K星土语）亲爱的

1224
01:08:50,167 --> 01:08:52,625
（K星土语）韩是你么

1225
01:08:56,292 --> 01:08:57,125
（K星土语）你走以后

1226
01:08:58,417 --> 01:09:01,000
（K星土语）就再也没人跟我讲K星语

1227
01:09:01,167 --> 01:09:03,375
（K星土语）韩我怎么这么老了

1228
01:09:03,542 --> 01:09:05,375
（K星土语）我病了么

1229
01:09:05,542 --> 01:09:07,875
（K星土语）你没有病

1230
01:09:09,667 --> 01:09:10,375
很快

1231
01:09:12,542 --> 01:09:14,125
我要让这个世界

1232
01:09:15,167 --> 01:09:16,750
都变得像你一样

1233
01:09:34,167 --> 01:09:35,250
我们算和好了吧

1234
01:09:53,667 --> 01:09:55,125
该替叔叔报仇了

1235
01:10:00,792 --> 01:10:01,625
想报仇

1236
01:10:02,917 --> 01:10:03,750
就凭你们仨

1237
01:10:03,917 --> 01:10:05,875
对非得把延生药业打出屎来

1238
01:10:06,042 --> 01:10:07,500
十八岁小孩嘴巴放干净点

1239
01:10:07,667 --> 01:10:08,250
你知道了

1240
01:10:08,417 --> 01:10:09,000
说实话

1241
01:10:09,167 --> 01:10:11,250
你十八岁跟三十八岁真没一点区别

1242
01:10:11,417 --> 01:10:12,875
少废话把我们放了

1243
01:10:13,042 --> 01:10:13,750
不然连你一块揍

1244
01:10:16,542 --> 01:10:18,500
我今天早上黑进了三爷的手机

1245
01:10:19,167 --> 01:10:19,875
听见了这个

1246
01:10:21,292 --> 01:10:24,250
我的孩子 今年二十七岁

1247
01:10:24,792 --> 01:10:26,750
吸入诚勇一号以后

1248
01:10:27,042 --> 01:10:29,125
他的记忆和智商

1249
01:10:29,292 --> 01:10:31,125
都会退到七岁时的样子

1250
01:10:31,417 --> 01:10:33,125
世界不会善待他的

1251
01:10:33,667 --> 01:10:37,375
所以我才想让全人类退化二十年来陪他

1252
01:10:38,917 --> 01:10:39,875
一周以后

1253
01:10:40,042 --> 01:10:41,750
我们要喷洒诚勇一号

1254
01:10:42,917 --> 01:10:44,375
那时候的九九年

1255
01:10:44,667 --> 01:10:47,125
会变成只有人类空壳的世界

1256
01:10:47,292 --> 01:10:48,250
那我们赶快报警吧

1257
01:10:48,417 --> 01:10:50,250
这种剧情谁会相信

1258
01:10:50,417 --> 01:10:52,250
那我们练武功 自己杀坏人

1259
01:10:53,167 --> 01:10:54,750
暴力不能解决任何问题

1260
01:10:59,167 --> 01:11:00,875
那是因为我们还不够愤怒

1261
01:11:12,667 --> 01:11:13,375
一二

1262
01:11:14,417 --> 01:11:15,125
一二

1263
01:11:16,917 --> 01:11:17,500
加油

1264
01:11:33,542 --> 01:11:35,125
没用的蒙太奇

1265
01:11:37,542 --> 01:11:38,375
看好了

1266
01:11:42,542 --> 01:11:43,875
这是我一拳的力量

1267
01:11:44,292 --> 01:11:45,375
想要对付延生

1268
01:11:45,792 --> 01:11:46,250
起码跟我一个水平

1269
01:11:46,417 --> 01:11:47,625
我命由我不由天

1270
01:11:52,542 --> 01:11:53,500
送你一首歌

1271
01:12:01,792 --> 01:12:03,125
我们只剩三天时间训练

1272
01:12:03,792 --> 01:12:04,625
直接实战

1273
01:12:04,792 --> 01:12:06,000
一起上吧

1274
01:12:16,292 --> 01:12:16,625
实战

1275
01:12:27,417 --> 01:12:28,375
停

1276
01:12:28,542 --> 01:12:29,625
干嘛老追着我打啊

1277
01:12:30,042 --> 01:12:31,250
因为我不想你被打败

1278
01:12:34,917 --> 01:12:36,500
我不早就被你男朋友打败了

1279
01:12:36,917 --> 01:12:38,000
他已经跑回国外了

1280
01:12:38,792 --> 01:12:39,750
就因为我这只眼睛

1281
01:12:42,417 --> 01:12:45,625
你的眼睛本来也一般啊

1282
01:12:45,917 --> 01:12:46,875
轮不到你来评价我

1283
01:12:47,042 --> 01:12:48,000
轮不到你来评价我

1284
01:12:48,792 --> 01:12:50,500
你别忘了 你这命都是我救的

1285
01:12:50,917 --> 01:12:52,125
有本事你拿回去啊

1286
01:12:52,292 --> 01:12:53,125
有本事拿回去

1287
01:12:53,542 --> 01:12:54,125
有本事

1288
01:12:56,667 --> 01:12:57,250
以后

1289
01:12:58,542 --> 01:12:59,250
老子保护你

1290
01:13:05,667 --> 01:13:06,875
你先保护你自己吧

1291
01:13:08,792 --> 01:13:10,125
你腿没事儿吧

1292
01:13:19,167 --> 01:13:19,500
杨艺

1293
01:13:20,167 --> 01:13:21,500
我是不会让你在未来受苦的

1294
01:13:21,792 --> 01:13:22,625
什么意思呀

1295
01:13:23,167 --> 01:13:24,000
诚勇 你什么意思呀

1296
01:13:24,167 --> 01:13:24,625
杨艺

1297
01:13:25,542 --> 01:13:27,625
我绝对不会让你和诚勇在未来受苦的

1298
01:13:32,292 --> 01:13:33,750
不管你们做什么

1299
01:13:33,917 --> 01:13:35,500
加油啊

1300
01:14:08,292 --> 01:14:09,125
这是

1301
01:14:10,042 --> 01:14:10,750
怎么做到的

1302
01:14:11,792 --> 01:14:12,750
我们在九九年

1303
01:14:13,042 --> 01:14:14,375
吃下了一瓶旯蟆毒素

1304
01:14:17,167 --> 01:14:18,625
该替叔叔报仇了

1305
01:14:19,417 --> 01:14:20,500
透过瓶子上的小孔

1306
01:14:20,667 --> 01:14:22,125
毒素每天都会渗出来一点

1307
01:14:22,292 --> 01:14:24,000
只有大量运动产生足够多的汗

1308
01:14:24,167 --> 01:14:25,375
才能把毒素代谢掉

1309
01:14:27,542 --> 01:14:29,000
日复一日年复一年

1310
01:14:29,167 --> 01:14:30,750
无论发生什么 都不能停止训练

1311
01:14:31,167 --> 01:14:31,875
要么死

1312
01:14:32,042 --> 01:14:33,875
要么更加凶狠地战斗

1313
01:14:34,417 --> 01:14:37,000
没时间去想每天死里逃生的意义是什么

1314
01:14:37,167 --> 01:14:38,250
直到二十年后

1315
01:14:38,542 --> 01:14:40,000
整瓶毒药被汗水代谢完毕

1316
01:14:40,167 --> 01:14:41,125
我们停下来

1317
01:14:41,292 --> 01:14:42,500
发现自己

1318
01:14:42,667 --> 01:14:44,250
再也不一样了

1319
01:14:49,167 --> 01:14:50,625
这比买彩票靠谱多了

1320
01:14:55,042 --> 01:14:57,000
我们启航后前往公海

1321
01:15:00,792 --> 01:15:02,625
船上的诚勇一号生产线

1322
01:15:02,792 --> 01:15:04,000
将不受干扰地运行

1323
01:15:04,917 --> 01:15:06,500
第二批药剂今晚下线

1324
01:15:07,042 --> 01:15:08,000
要继续生产

1325
01:15:08,417 --> 01:15:09,375
需要诚勇的血液

1326
01:15:10,042 --> 01:15:11,750
这是诚勇最后的血清

1327
01:15:12,292 --> 01:15:13,250
要谨慎保管

1328
01:15:13,417 --> 01:15:14,000
放心吧

1329
01:15:14,667 --> 01:15:16,125
（K星土语）集合

1330
01:15:19,042 --> 01:15:21,500
这是世界上最顶级的雇佣军

1331
01:15:21,667 --> 01:15:23,000
时薪六十万

1332
01:15:23,167 --> 01:15:24,750
除三爷你我之外

1333
01:15:25,042 --> 01:15:28,250
他们会杀死每一个接近血清的人

1334
01:15:34,417 --> 01:15:35,375
大意了

1335
01:15:56,292 --> 01:15:58,875
（K星土语）集合

1336
01:15:59,417 --> 01:16:00,125
都干掉了

1337
01:16:02,542 --> 01:16:04,125
时薪六十万

1338
01:16:06,417 --> 01:16:08,500
本打算雇佣十二天

1339
01:16:09,167 --> 01:16:10,250
这钱你们拿走

1340
01:16:10,417 --> 01:16:11,000
下船吧

1341
01:16:11,167 --> 01:16:12,250
这没人在乎钱

1342
01:16:12,417 --> 01:16:14,500
六十万乘以十二乘以二十

1343
01:16:14,667 --> 01:16:16,875
那就把你们的血留下

1344
01:16:17,292 --> 01:16:19,250
制造出更多的药剂

1345
01:16:19,417 --> 01:16:20,250
洒遍全世界

1346
01:16:20,417 --> 01:16:21,375
别吹了

1347
01:16:21,542 --> 01:16:22,500
我们四打一不公平

1348
01:16:22,792 --> 01:16:23,875
你赶快找帮手

1349
01:16:27,917 --> 01:16:28,750
三爷

1350
01:16:36,917 --> 01:16:40,375
V国历945年

1351
01:16:40,792 --> 01:16:43,875
V国已经没有战斗机了

1352
01:16:44,292 --> 01:16:47,375
我们在乌鸦身上绑了炸弹

1353
01:16:47,542 --> 01:16:51,250
并用仪器控制它们的飞行路线

1354
01:16:51,542 --> 01:16:54,875
这将是V国最后的空袭

1355
01:16:56,792 --> 01:16:58,125
今天是个双休日

1356
01:16:59,417 --> 01:17:02,875
早上研究了一下V国的乌鸦控制器

1357
01:17:03,042 --> 01:17:06,250
突然有了一个控制鸦群的新思路

1358
01:17:06,417 --> 01:17:08,875
就是用现在的游戏界面

1359
01:17:09,042 --> 01:17:11,500
连接上万个乌鸦控制器

1360
01:17:11,917 --> 01:17:14,000
只要操纵者玩过红警

1361
01:17:14,292 --> 01:17:16,250
就能号令鸦群啦

1362
01:18:03,292 --> 01:18:04,000
然后呢

1363
01:18:04,417 --> 01:18:05,375
你昏倒了两秒

1364
01:18:06,042 --> 01:18:06,875
那你们呢

1365
01:18:08,042 --> 01:18:09,250
韩光像个吉普车似的

1366
01:18:09,417 --> 01:18:10,750
把我们撞个人仰马翻

1367
01:18:11,292 --> 01:18:12,125
我也撞他

1368
01:18:12,917 --> 01:18:14,125
韩光抓住我后背

1369
01:18:14,792 --> 01:18:15,500
穿透皮肉

1370
01:18:15,792 --> 01:18:16,750
勒断骨头

1371
01:18:17,042 --> 01:18:19,000
把我扔到了二十米外的刘连枝身上

1372
01:18:21,042 --> 01:18:21,750
那王炸呢

1373
01:18:21,917 --> 01:18:24,000
他绕到韩光背后准备偷袭

1374
01:18:24,167 --> 01:18:25,000
那你们成功了吗

1375
01:18:25,167 --> 01:18:26,000
王炸跟我说

1376
01:18:26,167 --> 01:18:28,375
强壮之后 最苦恼的是力量控制

1377
01:18:28,542 --> 01:18:29,875
老不小心撞碎门框

1378
01:18:30,042 --> 01:18:30,500
还有玻璃

1379
01:18:30,917 --> 01:18:31,250
塑料

1380
01:18:31,667 --> 01:18:32,125
陶瓷

1381
01:18:32,417 --> 01:18:32,875
橡胶

1382
01:18:33,167 --> 01:18:34,625
甚至人体都一碰即碎

1383
01:18:34,792 --> 01:18:36,250
整个世界就像是豆腐做成的

1384
01:18:36,667 --> 01:18:37,625
直到跟韩光交手

1385
01:18:37,792 --> 01:18:39,375
他觉得自己在打一堵石墙

1386
01:18:39,667 --> 01:18:41,500
不 是整栋楼

1387
01:18:42,042 --> 01:18:42,875
从天而降

1388
01:18:43,042 --> 01:18:43,875
就像

1389
01:18:44,042 --> 01:18:44,625
泰山压顶

1390
01:19:06,542 --> 01:19:07,375
有点长进

1391
01:19:18,042 --> 01:19:19,000
你平时带负重

1392
01:19:19,167 --> 01:19:21,000
只是些锇片而已

1393
01:19:22,917 --> 01:19:23,875
你叫什么来着

1394
01:19:24,542 --> 01:19:25,625
刘连枝

1395
01:19:26,167 --> 01:19:28,500
师承淮北章州李书文

1396
01:19:29,417 --> 01:19:30,375
八极拳

1397
01:19:31,042 --> 01:19:32,000
韩光

1398
01:19:33,042 --> 01:19:34,250
师承

1399
01:19:35,417 --> 01:19:37,000
十六人街霸

1400
01:19:39,042 --> 01:19:40,000
还打吗

1401
01:19:51,792 --> 01:19:52,500
妙啊

1402
01:21:56,667 --> 01:21:58,500
影厅设备出现故障

1403
01:21:58,667 --> 01:22:00,125
请各位稍等

1404
01:22:01,042 --> 01:22:01,875
谢谢

1405
01:22:06,667 --> 01:22:08,250
趁设备故障

1406
01:22:08,667 --> 01:22:10,250
咱们来聊聊死亡吧

1407
01:22:12,042 --> 01:22:14,500
刚开始周围是一片漆黑

1408
01:22:15,917 --> 01:22:16,625
接着

1409
01:22:17,667 --> 01:22:19,625
你会来到一个明亮又温暖的地方

1410
01:22:21,167 --> 01:22:23,500
大银幕上开始播放我人生的走马灯

1411
01:22:24,917 --> 01:22:27,125
虽然大多数画面都不堪回首

1412
01:22:27,792 --> 01:22:30,750
但有一幕却非常关键

1413
01:22:32,417 --> 01:22:33,750
十六人街霸

1414
01:22:35,167 --> 01:22:36,125
能借我玩玩吗

1415
01:22:36,417 --> 01:22:38,125
可以 你叫什么

1416
01:22:43,792 --> 01:22:46,625
韩光 师承十六人街霸

1417
01:22:48,167 --> 01:22:49,000
还打吗

1418
01:22:58,417 --> 01:22:59,000
韩光

1419
01:23:00,792 --> 01:23:01,375
王炸

1420
01:23:02,542 --> 01:23:03,000
你好

1421
01:23:03,417 --> 01:23:04,625
我一点也不好

1422
01:23:04,792 --> 01:23:05,875
我还以为你死了

1423
01:23:06,292 --> 01:23:08,250
我脑子小 死不了

1424
01:23:09,792 --> 01:23:10,500
韩光

1425
01:23:10,917 --> 01:23:12,625
你休想再玩我十六人街霸

1426
01:23:12,792 --> 01:23:14,500
我知道你九九年住哪

1427
01:23:14,667 --> 01:23:15,625
你给我等着

1428
01:24:54,792 --> 01:24:56,250
我们才十八岁

1429
01:24:56,417 --> 01:24:59,000
有的是时间去变成更好的人

1430
01:25:00,167 --> 01:25:01,875
如果我们变得更糟了呢

1431
01:25:05,792 --> 01:25:12,375
不要变坏啊

1432
01:25:17,167 --> 01:25:22,000
不要变坏

1433
01:25:22,167 --> 01:25:23,875
听见了吗

1434
01:25:37,917 --> 01:25:40,000
宝宝 你今天好美

1435
01:26:35,917 --> 01:26:37,750
炸哥 让谁给花了

1436
01:26:37,917 --> 01:26:39,375
你叫韩光是吧

1437
01:26:40,417 --> 01:26:40,875
靠

1438
01:26:41,917 --> 01:26:42,750
你怎么打人啊

1439
01:26:43,167 --> 01:26:44,250
十六人街霸还我

1440
01:26:45,167 --> 01:26:46,750
炸哥 你把卡拿走了我玩什么啊

1441
01:26:46,917 --> 01:26:47,750
你以后

1442
01:26:47,917 --> 01:26:49,000
就玩吧

1443
01:26:51,792 --> 01:26:52,875
还有电影仙女

1444
01:27:00,417 --> 01:27:03,500
升龙拳

1445
01:27:40,292 --> 01:27:41,375
我这是怎么了

1446
01:27:43,917 --> 01:27:46,375
适度游戏益脑 沉迷游戏伤身

1447
01:27:46,667 --> 01:27:47,250
王炸

1448
01:27:47,917 --> 01:27:49,125
乌鸦搞定了

1449
01:27:57,667 --> 01:27:58,375
好

1450
01:27:59,292 --> 01:28:01,625
下面有请市民刘女士为自己报仇

1451
01:28:03,667 --> 01:28:04,000
来

1452
01:28:04,917 --> 01:28:06,250
随便选一个英文单词

1453
01:28:07,292 --> 01:28:09,000
我

1454
01:28:23,667 --> 01:28:25,375
他刚说的英语单词是Wall（墙）吧

1455
01:28:26,042 --> 01:28:27,250
英语的事你问我

1456
01:28:27,667 --> 01:28:28,500
真瞧得起人

1457
01:28:29,292 --> 01:28:30,125
您好

1458
01:28:30,542 --> 01:28:32,750
您所拨打的号码是空号

1459
01:28:33,292 --> 01:28:34,750
请核对后再拔

1460
01:29:15,042 --> 01:29:16,500
怎么这么多桶

1461
01:29:17,167 --> 01:29:17,875
什么时候能搬完啊

1462
01:29:18,292 --> 01:29:20,375
搞定了鸦群开始返航

1463
01:29:20,542 --> 01:29:22,375
五分钟之后会撞沉这艘船

1464
01:29:22,542 --> 01:29:23,750
一了百了

1465
01:29:25,792 --> 01:29:26,625
还愣着干嘛

1466
01:29:27,167 --> 01:29:28,375
赶紧上救生艇啊

1467
01:29:36,792 --> 01:29:37,500
那什么

1468
01:29:38,167 --> 01:29:39,375
你自己走吧

1469
01:29:41,417 --> 01:29:44,500
别闹了 会死的

1470
01:29:45,167 --> 01:29:47,875
三爷把药剂配方发给了全世界

1471
01:29:48,792 --> 01:29:50,375
只要活在一九年

1472
01:29:50,542 --> 01:29:52,500
就总会有人来抢走我们的血

1473
01:29:53,042 --> 01:29:54,375
再合成药剂

1474
01:29:55,292 --> 01:29:57,000
我们得跟船一起沉掉

1475
01:30:00,667 --> 01:30:01,375
那我呢

1476
01:30:14,292 --> 01:30:16,250
我讨厌长大后的一切

1477
01:30:17,292 --> 01:30:18,625
只喜欢你

1478
01:30:34,917 --> 01:30:37,375
晴天 池塘 捞小虾

1479
01:30:37,667 --> 01:30:38,250
什么意思啊

1480
01:30:40,167 --> 01:30:41,750
记住我说的每一样东西

1481
01:30:42,042 --> 01:30:43,875
那都是我从小就喜欢的

1482
01:30:44,167 --> 01:30:45,625
然后回到九九年

1483
01:30:46,167 --> 01:30:46,750
抓住我

1484
01:30:47,292 --> 01:30:48,375
一辈子很短

1485
01:30:48,542 --> 01:30:50,000
我不想浪费在别人身上

1486
01:30:52,417 --> 01:30:56,750
晴天 池塘 捞小虾 棉花糖

1487
01:30:57,292 --> 01:30:58,625
三毛流浪记

1488
01:30:58,917 --> 01:31:00,125
星期六

1489
01:31:00,417 --> 01:31:01,250
弹弓

1490
01:31:01,667 --> 01:31:02,625
好彩奶奶

1491
01:31:03,167 --> 01:31:03,875
烟花

1492
01:31:04,292 --> 01:31:05,750
二十四路公交车

1493
01:31:06,417 --> 01:31:07,500
橡皮鸭子

1494
01:31:08,042 --> 01:31:09,000
人民路

1495
01:31:09,542 --> 01:31:10,500
酸辣白菜

1496
01:31:11,167 --> 01:31:12,500
蓝色自行车

1497
01:31:13,042 --> 01:31:14,250
腊肉饭

1498
01:31:14,667 --> 01:31:15,875
玻璃珠子

1499
01:31:16,417 --> 01:31:17,625
橘子汽水

1500
01:31:18,292 --> 01:31:19,375
红色的鞋

1501
01:31:20,167 --> 01:31:21,500
小青蛙相机

1502
01:31:22,292 --> 01:31:23,250
小猪罐

1503
01:31:23,917 --> 01:31:24,875
灯笼

1504
01:31:25,292 --> 01:31:26,125
暑假

1505
01:31:27,042 --> 01:31:27,625
爬树

1506
01:31:28,542 --> 01:31:29,375
谈三花

1507
01:31:30,292 --> 01:31:31,000
府南河

1508
01:31:32,042 --> 01:31:32,875
兔子

1509
01:31:33,542 --> 01:31:34,000
人民南路

1510
01:31:42,042 --> 01:31:43,750
直到在九九年醒来

1511
01:31:44,292 --> 01:31:45,250
我才知道

1512
01:31:46,667 --> 01:31:48,875
刘连枝说的每一样东西

1513
01:31:49,292 --> 01:31:50,875
都是我们注定要失去的

1514
01:31:53,542 --> 01:31:55,625
我们清楚地看过未来的痛苦

1515
01:31:56,417 --> 01:31:57,250
离别

1516
01:31:57,792 --> 01:31:59,000
和死亡

1517
01:32:01,042 --> 01:32:02,000
可即便如此

1518
01:32:03,417 --> 01:32:05,875
我们还是义无反顾地奔跑

1519
01:32:07,417 --> 01:32:09,125
像痛击岩石的浪潮

1520
01:32:09,792 --> 01:32:12,375
一遍又一遍扑向陡峭的未来

1521
01:32:12,917 --> 01:32:16,000
刘连枝

1522
01:32:17,042 --> 01:32:18,875
想抱紧每一个人

1523
01:32:20,917 --> 01:32:21,750
就算短暂

1524
01:32:24,292 --> 01:32:25,875
想变成更好的人

1525
01:32:30,667 --> 01:32:32,250
哪怕最后会熄灭

1526
01:32:40,417 --> 01:32:42,625
我们变成旷野里的星火

1527
01:32:46,792 --> 01:32:49,625
想在夜空里炸个粉碎

1528
01:32:55,792 --> 01:32:57,500
照亮长夜吧