1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:15,041 --> 00:00:19,541 - Dad I want one
- No I don’t want to hear your mom complain 4 00:00:20,916 --> 00:00:23,375 Let’s go somewhere else
Too loud here. The baby is crying 5 00:00:27,666 --> 00:00:29,666 Let’s go. Almost countdown time 6 00:00:39,666 --> 00:00:41,166 Let’s dance 7 00:00:41,958 --> 00:00:43,333 Tired already? 8 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:54,541 Cee say something to the camera 9 00:00:54,666 --> 00:00:56,166 Happy Birthday! 10 00:00:56,166 --> 00:00:57,833 Happy New Year! 11 00:00:58,041 --> 00:00:59,541 Happy New Year! 12 00:01:00,041 --> 00:01:02,083 Happy New Year! 13 00:01:02,083 --> 00:01:05,041 Happy New Year! 14 00:01:06,208 --> 00:01:09,291 10... 9... 8... 15 00:01:09,291 --> 00:01:12,541 7... 6... 5... 4... 16 00:01:12,541 --> 00:01:15,208 3... 2... 1... 17 00:02:09,250 --> 00:02:10,750 "12 ชั่วโมงก่อนเคาท์ดาวน์" 18 00:02:18,208 --> 00:02:23,083 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1 19 00:02:23,291 --> 00:02:26,291 Happy New Year 20 00:02:31,875 --> 00:02:34,833 ลูกไม่ควรใช้มือถือในที่นี้นะ 21 00:02:35,875 --> 00:02:38,750 แล้วนี่ลูกจะมาสารภาพบาปหรือเปล่า? 22 00:02:39,375 --> 00:02:40,000 เปล่า 23 00:02:41,166 --> 00:02:43,250 แล้วลูกตั้งใจจะมาทำอะไร 24 00:02:44,458 --> 00:02:46,666 ก็ข้างนอกลมแรงจะตาย 25 00:02:47,541 --> 00:02:52,166 เข้ามาหลบสักพักคงไม่ผิดกฎหมายหรอกเนอะ 26 00:02:54,666 --> 00:02:57,500 นี่ก็สักพักแล้ว... ใช่ไหมลูก 27 00:02:59,250 --> 00:03:00,000 Jerk! 28 00:03:34,875 --> 00:03:36,291 I already made a copy of the key 29 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:38,500 I will swing by Rite Aid for a sec 30 00:03:39,125 --> 00:03:40,250 ok? 31 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:34,625 Just wait 3 minutes 32 00:05:37,041 --> 00:05:38,416 A kid or instant noodles? 33 00:06:01,666 --> 00:06:04,375 I'm confused. What does it mean? 34 00:06:05,666 --> 00:06:07,625 I told you already. I am not pregnant 35 00:06:08,791 --> 00:06:10,166 Yay… 36 00:06:11,291 --> 00:06:14,375 not pregnant… not pregnant 37 00:06:16,875 --> 00:06:18,625 I have some good news too 38 00:06:20,625 --> 00:06:23,250 ทักทายนักศึกษามหาลัยนิวยอร์กกันหน่อยคร้าบ 39 00:06:24,291 --> 00:06:27,166 Pretty slick, right?
So my dad will stop threatening to not send money 40 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:34,916 It would be really slick
if you spelled your faculty correctly 41 00:06:36,625 --> 00:06:38,916 Business not Busyness 42 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:40,666 โธ่เว้ย! 43 00:06:43,541 --> 00:06:45,416 So how do I spell that? 44 00:06:46,125 --> 00:06:47,125 Grrrrr 45 00:06:56,625 --> 00:06:59,166 You’re busy huh? 46 00:07:02,625 --> 00:07:05,041 You should save your energy to help me unpack 47 00:07:06,500 --> 00:07:08,500 I am unpacking. Can’t you tell 48 00:07:25,500 --> 00:07:29,375 ไรวะ!! มึงแม่งไม่เลี้ยงแมวด้วยซ้ำ 49 00:07:29,375 --> 00:07:31,041 อย่านอยไปหน่อยเลยน่า 50 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,500 ชาแนล เงียบดิ๊! 51 00:07:43,375 --> 00:07:44,750 แม่งเป็นใครวะ 52 00:07:44,750 --> 00:07:47,875 อย่านอยสิจ๊ะที่รัก / ฟักยู!!! 53 00:07:47,875 --> 00:07:50,375 มึงก็ฟักกูไปแล้วไง! 54 00:07:50,375 --> 00:07:52,500 แบบเนี้ย 55 00:07:53,625 --> 00:07:54,541 จำได้ปะจ๊ะ 56 00:07:55,625 --> 00:07:57,125 ไปให้พ้นเลยไอ้เชี่ย! 57 00:07:58,291 --> 00:07:59,666 ฟักยู! 58 00:08:13,791 --> 00:08:16,125 Fabio slept with someone else 59 00:08:17,750 --> 00:08:19,125 How did you know? 60 00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:21,250 He said a cat scratched him 61 00:08:22,166 --> 00:08:24,875 Why the hell would a cat bit his nipple! 62 00:08:26,916 --> 00:08:31,166 Don’t stress
Herbal remedies can take the edge off 63 00:08:32,625 --> 00:08:34,041 เออ... ก็ได้ 64 00:08:37,875 --> 00:08:38,500 Babe… 65 00:08:39,250 --> 00:08:41,166 let me show you the way to heaven 66 00:08:48,500 --> 00:08:49,916 เมิงก็ฟักกูไปแล้วไง 67 00:08:51,250 --> 00:08:52,125 He’s funny 68 00:08:55,625 --> 00:08:57,375 Por bought a new bed 69 00:08:57,916 --> 00:09:01,541 Selling weed must earn damn well
Want to sell some? 70 00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:03,500 Seriously 71 00:09:06,166 --> 00:09:08,375 Come on...he’s been wanting to meet up 72 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:23,500 นี่คือตำรวจ มึงโดนจับแล้ว ไอ้สาดด! 73 00:09:23,500 --> 00:09:27,375 NYPD my ass. You mathafucka 74 00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:31,541 What the hell are you painting for... renovating? 75 00:09:31,541 --> 00:09:35,041 Not renovating dude. I am moving out bitch 76 00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:35,791 Huh? 77 00:09:36,375 --> 00:09:38,166 If I don’t paint the room 78 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:42,166 Jose won’t return my deposit 79 00:09:42,166 --> 00:09:45,041 Are you moving far?
In case I miss you and want to visit 80 00:09:46,791 --> 00:09:49,250 Not far just back to Thailand 81 00:09:50,500 --> 00:09:51,625 Going back with me 82 00:09:53,750 --> 00:09:58,125 let’s go? 83 00:09:59,625 --> 00:10:01,375 I’m hungry. You’re welcome to tag along 84 00:10:01,750 --> 00:10:05,291 Are you going back for good? 85 00:10:05,291 --> 00:10:07,000 Why such a hurry? 86 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:11,375 It’s personal. None of your business, ok? 87 00:10:13,041 --> 00:10:15,041 And when you’re gone
whom will I buy weed from? 88 00:10:15,500 --> 00:10:17,625 - Craving for weed, are you?
- Of course 89 00:10:17,666 --> 00:10:19,416 You’re looking quite pale 90 00:10:20,625 --> 00:10:22,875 - Sorry but I’ve taken a vow of piety
- What? 91 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,375 I am clean now dude! 92 00:10:25,416 --> 00:10:29,125 See for yourself. Over there take a look 93 00:10:32,125 --> 00:10:34,250 You threw away all the good stuff? 94 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:38,125 พรื่อว่ะเกลอ! กูเลิกเหม็ดเลยน้องบ่าว 95 00:10:38,541 --> 00:10:41,000 ​I stopped buying, stopped smoking 96 00:10:41,166 --> 00:10:44,375 and stop selling. Amazing? 97 00:10:45,875 --> 00:10:47,750 Did you hit your head or something? 98 00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:51,166 You should too Jack 99 00:10:51,166 --> 00:10:55,666 It’s almost New Year Start off with a clean slate.
Stop all the bad shit 100 00:10:55,666 --> 00:10:57,625 Quit getting high. Trust me. Life’s short 101 00:10:57,875 --> 00:11:00,250 Just give me the dealer’s card
I will deal directly 102 00:11:00,875 --> 00:11:02,000 Asshole! 103 00:11:02,125 --> 00:11:03,125 Did you hear me? 104 00:11:03,666 --> 00:11:06,750 If you want it
you gotta get it from someone else 105 00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:09,791 Why are you getting all worked up?
Mid-life crisis? 106 00:11:09,791 --> 00:11:11,250 I’m on the rag 107 00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:16,666 It’s mine now
I’ve been eyeing this for long time 108 00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:27,416 Hey you look familiar
Have we met somewhere? 109 00:11:29,666 --> 00:11:32,666 Probably passed each other inside this building 110 00:11:34,541 --> 00:11:36,000 No 111 00:11:36,875 --> 00:11:38,875 Are you an actress back in Thailand? 112 00:11:41,250 --> 00:11:43,416 Hey what’s this? 113 00:11:44,041 --> 00:11:46,875 Nail gun. Damn heavy. Too lazy to take it back 114 00:11:47,416 --> 00:11:50,041 - Cool. May I have it?
- Go ahead 115 00:11:50,041 --> 00:11:52,666 Don’t shoot yourself in the balls
and then email me to complain 116 00:12:13,875 --> 00:12:16,625 Shit! One number is missing 117 00:12:19,750 --> 00:12:22,000 Sheez is that smell coming
from your dog or your mouth? 118 00:12:23,125 --> 00:12:24,250 Gosh 119 00:12:25,500 --> 00:12:27,875 - What the hell is that?
- The dealer’s name card 120 00:12:27,875 --> 00:12:30,750 Por stopped dealing
So I have to call them myself 121 00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:35,500 Wow drug dealers have name cards too? Cool! 122 00:12:35,750 --> 00:12:37,500 But the last digit is missing 123 00:12:41,250 --> 00:12:43,791 There are 10 possibilities. Take a guess 124 00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,416 Which number do you like babe? 125 00:12:51,250 --> 00:12:52,250 3 126 00:12:54,791 --> 00:12:56,375 Why 3? 127 00:12:56,666 --> 00:13:00,750 For New Year
So when you add 3 then it will be 2013 128 00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:03,125 That’s so dope 129 00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:10,666 How about 4? So it will be next year 130 00:13:11,375 --> 00:13:12,791 You are not helpful 131 00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:13,791 ฮัลโหล? 132 00:13:17,375 --> 00:13:21,875 ฮัลโหล นั่นจีซัสใช่ไหมครับ? 133 00:13:23,375 --> 00:13:25,500 ชื่อเฮซุสโว้ย ไอ้งั่ง! 134 00:13:43,125 --> 00:13:44,500 Jack! 135 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,000 - Jack!
- Huh? 136 00:13:48,041 --> 00:13:50,166 It’s nearing countdown
and you’re already acting like a junkie 137 00:13:52,375 --> 00:13:54,875 You must need a fix. Come here 138 00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:56,416 and make yourself useful 139 00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:01,416 You should know for a sinner like me
doing any good is useless 140 00:14:01,416 --> 00:14:02,916 The hell is this? 141 00:14:03,166 --> 00:14:05,291 - A dog’s menstrual gravy?
- Your mother’s 142 00:14:05,291 --> 00:14:07,125 - Damn you
- Asshole 143 00:14:07,791 --> 00:14:08,666 Bitch. Damn! 144 00:14:08,666 --> 00:14:10,625 You’ve never had blood pudding? 145 00:14:10,625 --> 00:14:13,375 It’s a sacred dish Careful you could lose
your head for calling it that 146 00:14:13,375 --> 00:14:14,666 Who did you say wants to give me head? 147 00:14:15,375 --> 00:14:16,500 - Hey!
- What? 148 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:18,500 Hey you still going to temple
with me on New Year’s? 149 00:14:18,916 --> 00:14:21,166 I’m counting down tonight. Lazy to get up 150 00:14:21,916 --> 00:14:23,750 - You suck
- What’s up? 151 00:14:26,125 --> 00:14:27,125 Bee 152 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:29,916 Can you go with my aunt for me? 153 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,375 She is your aunt, not mine 154 00:14:32,375 --> 00:14:35,250 - Fail
- Jerk 155 00:14:36,666 --> 00:14:38,625 Jack when will the dealer arrive? 156 00:14:38,625 --> 00:14:41,541 He said around 9 pm. Which is in... 157 00:14:42,750 --> 00:14:44,541 10... 9… 158 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,125 Damn he’s a person not a microwave 159 00:14:47,125 --> 00:14:50,041 6… 5... 4... 160 00:14:50,041 --> 00:14:52,916 3… 2... 1 161 00:15:04,750 --> 00:15:07,250 หวัดดีปีใหม่พวกนาย 162 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,500 พี่ชื่อเฮซุส 163 00:15:09,791 --> 00:15:12,166 พวกน้องจะจำคืนนี้ไปจนวันตายเลย 164 00:15:29,041 --> 00:15:32,416 พี่มีเรื่องจะเล่าให้ฟังว่ะ
ในฐานะที่พี่เป็นคนขายปุ๊นเนี่ย 165 00:15:32,416 --> 00:15:34,916 พี่ต้องเช็คคุณภาพสินค้านิดนึง 166 00:15:34,916 --> 00:15:36,875 เดี๋ยวพี่จะนั่งด้วย 167 00:15:36,875 --> 00:15:39,000 เอาให้มั่นใจว่าพวกน้องปุ๊นกันอร่อย 168 00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:42,500 มีอยู่ทีนึงเว้ย มีอีหนูคนนึง 169 00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:44,375 พี่จำชื่อแม่งไม่ได้ละ... 170 00:15:44,375 --> 00:15:47,625 แต่แม่งเป็นเด็กมหาลัยไฮโซ พ่อรวยอะไรทำนองนั้น 171 00:15:47,625 --> 00:15:51,000 แม่งโทรมาหาพี่ บอกว่าได้เบอร์พี่มาจากเพื่อน 172 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,250 แต่พี่ไม่แคร์หรอกว่าได้เบอร์มาจากไหน 173 00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:55,625 เพราะถ้าน้องอยากซื้อ พี่ก็จะขาย 174 00:15:56,625 --> 00:16:00,125 เก็ตป่ะจ๊ะ เอาให้ตู้มดิน้อง 175 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:02,250 แบม! มันต้องอย่างนี้ 176 00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:05,041 คืนนั้นพี่ก็ไปบ้านมันที่ ฟิฟท์ อเวนิว 177 00:16:05,041 --> 00:16:09,000 แม่งเป็นห้อง 3 ห้องนอน เห็นวิวเซ็นทรัลปาร์ค 178 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:12,541 พี่ก็แบบ “ไฮโซสาดอ่ะ” 179 00:16:12,541 --> 00:16:17,500 แต่เรื่องคือ แม่งดูดไปสองบ้อง แล้วเมาเพี้ยนเลยสัส 180 00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:19,791 แล้วแม่งก็เริ่มเพี้ยน 181 00:16:20,375 --> 00:16:22,375 บอกว่าอยากไปทะเล 182 00:16:22,375 --> 00:16:24,791 พี่ยังไม่ทันพูดอะไรเลย 183 00:16:24,875 --> 00:16:26,875 แม่งก็ไปจัดกระเป๋าละ 184 00:16:26,916 --> 00:16:29,791 แล้วน้องว่าพี่อยากไปทะเลกับอีนี่ 185 00:16:29,791 --> 00:16:32,541 ไปยืนหนาวข้างนอกๆ ส่งท้ายปีเหรอวะ 186 00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:34,375 ก็เหี้ยละ ใช่ป่ะ 187 00:16:34,375 --> 00:16:38,041 แต่ห้ามแม่งไม่ทันว่ะ นางแต่งตัวมาเลย 188 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,250 ใส่ชุดบิกินี่เลยจ้า 189 00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:46,125 แล้วแม่งเอ็กซ์ป่ะพี่ 190 00:16:47,375 --> 00:16:49,000 เอ็กซ์มั้ยเหรอ / ใช่พี่ 191 00:16:49,666 --> 00:16:50,791 นึกภาพนะ 192 00:16:52,041 --> 00:16:53,416 แจ็บบ้าเดอะฮัท… 193 00:16:55,250 --> 00:16:58,125 ใส่บิกีนี่สีทองของเจ้าหญิงเลอา 194 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:07,166 The hell is he talking about?
Jabba Pizza hut? The hell is that? 195 00:17:07,625 --> 00:17:10,916 I don’t know
but it’s making me super hungry. Damn! 196 00:17:11,375 --> 00:17:14,666 แต่น้องรู้ไรป่ะ ที่แย่สุดคือ... 197 00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:16,125 แม่งบอกว่ามีตังค์ 198 00:17:16,125 --> 00:17:18,875 จริงๆ มันตอแหลเว้ย มันกะเนียนปุ๊นฟรี 199 00:17:18,875 --> 00:17:21,166 เซ็งสัสอ่ะ เซ็งสัส! 200 00:17:23,166 --> 00:17:25,750 แล้วพี่ทำไงอ่ะ 201 00:17:27,166 --> 00:17:29,375 ก็เปล่าทำนะ 202 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,375 แค่จับบีบคอ โยนศพลงแม่น้ำแม่งเลย 203 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,250 หายต๋อม..... 204 00:17:36,750 --> 00:17:38,500 เชื่อก็บ้าละ 205 00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:42,291 แต่พวกน้องไม่ต้องกลัวนะ พี่หน่อมแน้ม 206 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,500 พวก ตี๋ๆ หมวยๆ เนี่ยลูกค้าชั้นเลิศ 207 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:47,916 เอเชียเมพขิงอยู่ละ 208 00:17:47,916 --> 00:17:50,250 ใช่เลยๆ / ขอหน่อยๆ 209 00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:53,625 ตู้ม.... เย้ / ชอบว่ะ 210 00:17:56,750 --> 00:18:01,125 ว่าแต่... พวกน้องมาจากไต้หวันใช่ป่ะ 211 00:18:01,625 --> 00:18:02,625 Taiwan, my ass! 212 00:18:02,625 --> 00:18:05,000 เมืองไทยโว้ย ประเทศไทย 213 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:08,041 หยวนๆ น่า เหมือนๆ กันแหละ 214 00:18:08,916 --> 00:18:12,625 แล้วน้องสองคนเป็นแฟนกันใช่ป่ะ 215 00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:21,291 น้องมาทำอะไรนิวยอร์กวะ มาเรียนเหรอ? 216 00:18:21,291 --> 00:18:22,750 อีนี่เลยๆ 217 00:18:23,750 --> 00:18:28,000 มันอยากเอาปริญญายัดตูดตัวเองจะแย่ละ 218 00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:30,500 Up your father’s ass! 219 00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:33,791 ฉันเรียนแฟชั่นดีไซน์ค่ะ 220 00:18:33,791 --> 00:18:37,541 แต่ไอ้หมอนั่น ยังเรียนภาษาอยู่เลย 221 00:18:37,875 --> 00:18:40,750 ทั้งๆ ที่มาอยู่นิวยอร์กตั้งสามปีละ 222 00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:42,875 ไมวะ ทองแดงนิดหน่อย 223 00:18:42,875 --> 00:18:44,500 แต่ก็ฟังรู้เรื่องนะ 224 00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:48,125 แถมยังพูดได้อีกสองภาษาด้วยนะ 225 00:18:48,125 --> 00:18:50,250 ไทยกับเม็กซิกัน 226 00:18:50,250 --> 00:18:53,500 (ภาษาสเปน) แม่มึงเป็นกะหรี่ มาการิตต้า เอลนินโย่! 227 00:18:57,666 --> 00:19:01,375 เหี้ยต้องงี้สิไอ้น้อง พี่ชอบน้องว่ะ 228 00:19:01,375 --> 00:19:02,000 แต่เอาจริงๆ นะ 229 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,166 พ่อผมอยากให้เรียนบริหาร 230 00:19:07,166 --> 00:19:08,750 แต่แม่งไม่ใช่ทางว่ะ 231 00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:11,500 งั้นดิ / ผมเลยหาแรงบันดาลใจก่อน 232 00:19:14,291 --> 00:19:16,000 แรงบันดาลใจ? 233 00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,291 ดูดไอเหี้ยนี่เนี่ยนะ! 234 00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:19,875 ดูดไอเหี้ยนี่เนี่ยนะ! 235 00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:29,375 ถูกต้องที่สุดครับ แปะมือกันหน่อยดิ 236 00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:31,750 C’mon don’t be upset Jack 237 00:19:31,750 --> 00:19:34,125 Hang in there 238 00:19:34,125 --> 00:19:36,000 I’m going to take a piss! Wanna help me hold it? 239 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:36,875 Shit! 240 00:19:42,125 --> 00:19:43,500 แล้วน้องล่ะจ๊ะ 241 00:19:44,541 --> 00:19:45,875 จะทำไรต่อ? 242 00:19:47,125 --> 00:19:49,875 ไม่แน่ใจ เพิ่งมาปีแรกเอง 243 00:19:50,916 --> 00:19:54,416 แต่ที่มาก็ต้องมีเหตุผลสิวะ 244 00:19:55,375 --> 00:19:57,500 พี่เป็นตม. หรือไง 245 00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:58,625 ไรแว้... 246 00:20:00,125 --> 00:20:02,250 พี่แค่ชวนคุยเองนะ 247 00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:08,291 Holy shit! 248 00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:11,666 Do you remember Fai? 249 00:20:13,125 --> 00:20:15,875 She saw Fabio and his new girl at the Circle 250 00:20:15,875 --> 00:20:17,666 Look at her 251 00:20:17,666 --> 00:20:20,166 Even on the side she looks just like a lizard 252 00:20:23,166 --> 00:20:24,791 You think I am beautiful? 253 00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:25,791 The most! 254 00:20:26,791 --> 00:20:28,291 ไรอ่ะ คุยไรกันวะ 255 00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:32,791 พี่ว่าหนูเซ็กซี่ไหมคะ? 256 00:20:33,875 --> 00:20:37,250 หืม... สุดตีนอะจ้ะ 257 00:20:38,875 --> 00:20:40,375 หนูเพิ่งอกหักค่ะ 258 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,875 แฟนหนูทิ้งไปหาอีดอกนี่ 259 00:20:43,875 --> 00:20:45,291 อุ้ย เหี้ย 260 00:20:45,291 --> 00:20:49,875 หน้าอย่างแย่ ลูกครึ่งคางคกกับลิงป่าววะ 261 00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:53,125 I told you Italians just bone you and dump you 262 00:20:57,875 --> 00:20:59,416 You know it all huh 263 00:21:00,666 --> 00:21:01,666 เอางี้ 264 00:21:03,500 --> 00:21:05,666 เจออันนี้รับรองมีเฮ 265 00:21:06,541 --> 00:21:07,666 พร้อมป่ะ 266 00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:11,875 พร้อมเปล่าพวกนาย 267 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,375 จะเอาละนะ 268 00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:17,666 จะเอาละนะ 269 00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:20,541 จะมาจริงละโว้ย 270 00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:24,666 แบม! แบม! แบม! นี่ไงล่ะจ๊ะเบบี๋ 271 00:21:25,291 --> 00:21:27,041 นี่คือสิ่งที่พี่ภูมิใจนำเสนอ 272 00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:31,750 เดี๋ยวน้อง ฟังพี่อธิบายก่อน 273 00:21:31,750 --> 00:21:33,500 We are Buddhist man 274 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,750 ข้างในมันเด็ดนะน้อง 275 00:21:35,750 --> 00:21:37,291 เฮ้ย ฟังกันก่อนดิวะ 276 00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:45,000 ขอบคุณจ้ะ 277 00:21:57,250 --> 00:22:00,125 จริงๆ กะเก็บไว้ดูดเองนะเนี่ย 278 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,125 แต่ช่างแม่งเหอะ 279 00:22:02,541 --> 00:22:04,041 เอาล่ะ... 280 00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:08,500 คุณสุภาพสตรีและสุภาพบุรุษ 281 00:22:09,250 --> 00:22:14,625 ผมขอเสนอปุ๊นที่จ๊าบที่สุด
เท่าที่จะหาได้ในดินแดนเสรีภาพ 282 00:22:15,750 --> 00:22:17,375 ผมขอเรียกมันว่า 283 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,375 “เบิกเนตร” 284 00:22:27,916 --> 00:22:30,666 ชื่อจ๊าบว่ะพี่ แม่งเท่าไหร่วะ 285 00:22:31,125 --> 00:22:33,041 เท่าไหร่? ใครบอกว่าจะคิดตังค์วะ 286 00:22:33,041 --> 00:22:35,000 ป๋าเลี้ยงเอง 287 00:22:35,750 --> 00:22:37,041 เท่ห์มากค่ะ 288 00:22:37,666 --> 00:22:42,875 ขอบคุณมากนะจ๊ะ
ที่มาทำให้คืนเคาท์ดาวน์ของหนูไม่จืดชืด 289 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,125 เลิกง้องแง้ง 290 00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:01,500 แล้วดูดๆ เข้าไปเหอะสาดดดด 291 00:23:06,041 --> 00:23:09,625 You didn’t give me some 292 00:23:15,750 --> 00:23:17,000 แบ่งๆ กันสิวะ 293 00:23:20,041 --> 00:23:21,375 น้องบียาหยี 294 00:23:21,875 --> 00:23:23,375 ถึงคิวละจ๊ะ 295 00:23:23,375 --> 00:23:25,625 ไม่อ่ะ คืนนี้พอละ / ไรวะ 296 00:23:25,625 --> 00:23:27,875 Hey it’s free why don’t you try it 297 00:23:27,875 --> 00:23:30,000 Are you a Miss universe or something? 298 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,791 Why worry about your image all the time? 299 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,291 Pam you’ve had enough 300 00:23:33,291 --> 00:23:35,166 Tomorrow you got to wake up early to go to temple 301 00:23:35,416 --> 00:23:38,750 Gosh since this evening
how many sins have you committed already? 302 00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:41,250 It’s not that!
But how do we know what he spiked that with? 303 00:23:41,250 --> 00:23:44,041 Did you know $1,400 of our money is missing?
Aren’t you concerned? 304 00:23:45,250 --> 00:23:46,791 เกิดอะไรขึ้นวะ 305 00:23:46,791 --> 00:23:48,375 ขโมยเพิ่งขึ้นบ้านว่ะพี่ 306 00:23:48,875 --> 00:23:50,625 แม่งเอาเงินไปหมดบ้านเลย 307 00:23:50,750 --> 00:23:52,041 Don’t tell him, Jack 308 00:23:52,041 --> 00:23:53,791 We don’t know who he is. We can’t trust him 309 00:23:53,791 --> 00:23:56,625 Yeah how can we trust him. And how about you? 310 00:23:57,625 --> 00:23:58,791 What are you trying to say? 311 00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:01,041 Can I trust you? 312 00:24:01,500 --> 00:24:03,125 I don’t know who you are, where you are from 313 00:24:03,291 --> 00:24:05,291 I ask and you never tell me 314 00:24:05,541 --> 00:24:08,750 เราเป็นเพื่อนกันมาซักพักละ
แต่มันเป็นใครหนูยังไม่รู้เลย 315 00:24:09,041 --> 00:24:10,125 Stop it Pam 316 00:24:10,125 --> 00:24:11,625 เฟสบุ๊คแม่งก็ไม่เล่น 317 00:24:11,625 --> 00:24:13,375 ไม่รู้จะปิดบังอะไร 318 00:24:13,375 --> 00:24:15,875 ทำยังกะเป็นซุปตาร์เมืองไทย 319 00:24:15,875 --> 00:24:18,041 มาทำมิชชั่นลับที่เมกาไงงั้นอ่ะ 320 00:24:18,041 --> 00:24:19,625 เงียบปากเลยมึง 321 00:24:21,250 --> 00:24:22,916 เย็นไว้น้อง 322 00:24:24,250 --> 00:24:25,750 อย่าเดือดเดะ 323 00:24:35,375 --> 00:24:37,500 นี่คือเหตุผลที่พี่มาคืนนี้ 324 00:24:37,791 --> 00:24:42,791 เพื่อนน้อยๆ ของพี่ จะพาน้องไป 325 00:24:42,916 --> 00:24:45,541 ถึงนิพพานเลย 326 00:26:05,375 --> 00:26:07,250 แม่งมันส์ว่ะ 327 00:26:13,125 --> 00:26:14,625 Shit a cockroach! 328 00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:17,500 I’m freaking out over here 329 00:26:32,625 --> 00:26:34,625 อย่าพ่นทิ้งพ่นขว้างดิเพ่ 330 00:26:34,625 --> 00:26:37,000 Damn you cockroach! 331 00:26:37,791 --> 00:26:40,375 I will get Chanel the dog to eat some 332 00:26:45,250 --> 00:26:48,041 You know Chanel bites 333 00:26:48,041 --> 00:26:50,375 Everything she sees 334 00:26:52,041 --> 00:26:54,541 I leave my Chanel bag in the room 335 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,375 and Chanel bites the Chanel bag 336 00:27:01,500 --> 00:27:02,500 She's so wasted 337 00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:05,291 เฮ้ย มันเป็นอะไรวะนั่น 338 00:27:05,916 --> 00:27:07,625 มันพูดเรื่องหมาของมัน 339 00:27:07,625 --> 00:27:10,250 แม่งชอบกัดข้าวของ 340 00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:11,750 อ้าวเหรอ 341 00:27:12,125 --> 00:27:14,291 กูเคยมีหมาแบบนั้นเหมือนกันว่ะ 342 00:27:15,041 --> 00:27:16,375 แล้วมึงรู้ป่ะว่ากูทำไง 343 00:27:16,916 --> 00:27:18,375 ทำไงวะ 344 00:27:23,500 --> 00:27:25,500 เล่าให้ฟังก็ได้ 345 00:27:26,791 --> 00:27:29,250 ทุกครั้งที่มันกัดของของกูนะ 346 00:27:29,916 --> 00:27:31,500 กูจะถอนฟันมันทิ้งหนึ่งซี่ 347 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,125 แม่งโคตรได้ผลเลยว่ะ 348 00:27:41,125 --> 00:27:43,625 ที่บ้านกูมีโซฟานุ่มๆ อยู่ตัวนึง 349 00:27:43,625 --> 00:27:48,500 กูเอาไว้นั่งชิล ปรนเปรอตัวเองว่ะ 350 00:27:51,750 --> 00:27:55,750 แล้ววันนึงกูกลับบ้านมา เจอไอ้ชาติหมาแทะโซฟาอยู่ 351 00:27:55,750 --> 00:27:58,625 แม่งโคตรเซ็ง กูปรี้ดแตกเลย 352 00:27:58,625 --> 00:28:00,375 กูเลยไปที่โรงรถ 353 00:28:00,375 --> 00:28:03,875 แล้วเปิดกล่องเครื่องมือเว้ย 354 00:28:03,875 --> 00:28:06,375 คว้าคีมอันนึงแล้วกลับเข้าไปในบ้าน 355 00:28:06,375 --> 00:28:10,291 พอเจอตัวปุ๊บ กูคว้าคอแม่มเลย 356 00:28:10,291 --> 00:28:16,000 แม่งเห่า ขัดขืนชิบหาย แล้วมันก็เริ่มปอดเว้ย 357 00:28:17,750 --> 00:28:21,375 กูยกมันขึ้นแล้วฟาดลงโต๊ะ 358 00:28:21,375 --> 00:28:23,125 ยัดคีมเข้าไปในปาก 359 00:28:23,125 --> 00:28:24,250 แล้วกูก็ถอนฟันแม่ง 360 00:28:24,250 --> 00:28:27,041 ที-ละ-ซี่! 361 00:28:35,500 --> 00:28:37,625 What the hell is he talking about? 362 00:28:40,166 --> 00:28:43,625 ไม่เอาน่า อย่ามองกูงั้นดิวะ 363 00:28:43,916 --> 00:28:45,375 เข้าใจง่ายออก 364 00:28:46,416 --> 00:28:48,250 ถ้าใครทำตัวเหี้ย 365 00:28:48,625 --> 00:28:50,375 ใครสักคนก็ต้องจัดการ 366 00:28:50,375 --> 00:28:53,750 แล้วกูไม่ได้เป็นคนคิดกฎนี้นะเว้ย 367 00:28:56,500 --> 00:28:58,375 มันเป็นกฎของพระเจ้า 368 00:28:58,375 --> 00:29:01,875 ถ้ามนุษย์โลกทำตัวแย่ ก็ต้องรับกรรม 369 00:29:01,875 --> 00:29:05,166 ก็ต้องเจอภูเขาไฟระเบิด เจอแผ่นดินไหว 370 00:29:05,166 --> 00:29:07,916 โดนซึนามิ แล้วมึงรู้ไรมั้ย 371 00:29:07,916 --> 00:29:10,250 เชื่อเปล่าว่า 372 00:29:10,250 --> 00:29:12,416 พระเจ้าทรงทำไป 373 00:29:12,416 --> 00:29:15,500 ด้วยความรัก! 374 00:29:29,916 --> 00:29:31,291 What the hell is wrong with you? 375 00:29:31,375 --> 00:29:33,625 The holy ghost possessed you? 376 00:29:35,916 --> 00:29:38,625 Better give him the money so he can go already 377 00:29:41,125 --> 00:29:42,250 เฮ้ยนาย / ว่าไงไอ้น้อง 378 00:29:42,291 --> 00:29:44,500 เดี๋ยวเราไปเอาเงินมาให้ 379 00:29:45,416 --> 00:29:49,375 ไม่เป็นไรหรอก มาชิลยันเช้ากันดีกว่า 380 00:29:49,541 --> 00:29:51,291 พวกเรามีเรียนตอนเช้าว่ะ 381 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,166 เออว่ะ 382 00:29:57,791 --> 00:30:00,000 มีเรียน 383 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,041 ตอนเช้าวันปีใหม่ 384 00:30:06,375 --> 00:30:09,375 มึงจะโกหกทำไมวะน้องชาย 385 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:18,750 เหวอแดก! 386 00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:20,750 กูล้อเล่นโว้ย 387 00:30:22,166 --> 00:30:25,875 กูไม่แคร์หรอกว่ามึงทำห่าอะไร 388 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:36,500 เฮ้ยรู้ป่ะ ยินดีที่ได้ทำธุรกิจกับมึงว่ะ 389 00:30:48,875 --> 00:30:51,125 Why the hell did you squeeze so damn hard? 390 00:31:03,750 --> 00:31:07,125 ไอ้แมงสาบ เตรียมสั่งเสียได้เลยมึง 391 00:31:07,666 --> 00:31:10,625 อย่า! อย่าฆ่ามันเลย 392 00:31:11,166 --> 00:31:12,250 ไมวะ 393 00:31:13,375 --> 00:31:14,916 ปล่อยๆ มันไปเหอะ 394 00:31:15,666 --> 00:31:17,541 ทำไมกูต้องปล่อยวะ? 395 00:31:20,250 --> 00:31:23,000 ก็ฆ่าสัตว์มันบาปนะ 396 00:31:30,500 --> 00:31:33,125 ขำอะไรวะ 397 00:31:34,625 --> 00:31:35,791 ขำมึงเนี่ยแหละ 398 00:31:36,791 --> 00:31:39,500 กูจะบอกให้ ไอ้แมงเหี้ยพวกเนี้ย 399 00:31:40,375 --> 00:31:42,625 แม่งสอนไม่จำ 400 00:31:46,750 --> 00:31:48,375 แล้วถ้ามึงปล่อยมันไปนะ 401 00:31:48,625 --> 00:31:50,625 มันก็จะกลับมาอีก 402 00:31:51,416 --> 00:31:54,875 น่าหงุดหงิดชิบหาย 403 00:32:06,125 --> 00:32:07,500 นัดใครไว้รึเปล่า? 404 00:32:08,791 --> 00:32:09,291 เปล่า 405 00:32:10,500 --> 00:32:13,250 เชร็ดเป็ด! ซวยแล้วไงล่ะ 406 00:32:13,250 --> 00:32:14,500 หมายความว่าไงวะ 407 00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:17,125 ตำรวจไง! ตำรวจแม่งตามกูมา.. 408 00:32:21,125 --> 00:32:22,875 I’m building the suspense 409 00:32:37,916 --> 00:32:39,250 Bathroom 410 00:32:44,125 --> 00:32:45,166 แม่งเอ๊ย! 411 00:32:50,166 --> 00:32:51,000 เร็วๆ ดิ 412 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,250 Hey why are you throwing it away? 413 00:32:53,375 --> 00:32:55,166 He said the cops are coming 414 00:32:55,625 --> 00:32:57,541 C’mon Jack help! 415 00:33:00,916 --> 00:33:03,250 ไอ้เหี้ยซุส เอาไงต่อวะ 416 00:33:38,416 --> 00:33:39,750 You ordered pizza? 417 00:33:39,875 --> 00:33:40,875 Or is this Padthai? 418 00:33:47,125 --> 00:33:49,041 Why didn’t you tell me? 419 00:33:52,375 --> 00:33:54,000 You got to see Jesus’s face 420 00:33:54,250 --> 00:33:56,000 He ran as if it’s a Tsunami coming 421 00:33:57,666 --> 00:34:00,166 ออกมาได้แล้วไอ้เฮซุส 422 00:34:00,250 --> 00:34:02,750 พิซซ่ามาเสิร์ฟเว้ยเฮ้ย! 423 00:34:02,750 --> 00:34:07,750 เฮซุส! เฮซุส! เฮซุส! เฮซุส! 424 00:34:09,750 --> 00:34:11,250 เหี้ยเอ้ย! 425 00:34:12,541 --> 00:34:15,125 นี่คือตำรวจ คุณถูกจับแล้ว! 426 00:34:17,541 --> 00:34:20,625 Big like a buffalo but such a chicken shit 427 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:22,916 He looks like he’s about the cry 428 00:34:25,541 --> 00:34:27,791 โอ๋ อย่าร้องไห้นะจ๊ะพี่ยักษ์! 429 00:34:27,791 --> 00:34:31,541 เฮ้ย แม่งไม่ฮานะโว้ย ถ้าเป็นตำรวจขึ้นมาทำไงวะ 430 00:34:31,875 --> 00:34:33,500 Stop laughing at him 431 00:35:15,166 --> 00:35:17,541 ว่าไงพวกมึง! 432 00:35:17,541 --> 00:35:19,916 ยังขำออกกันอยู่ป่าววะ 433 00:35:36,750 --> 00:35:40,375 อันนี้แหละทีเด็ด ไม่ได้แค่ฮาเฉยๆ นะ 434 00:35:40,375 --> 00:35:43,041 แต่แม่งจะฮาขี้แตกขี้แตนเลยว่ะ 435 00:35:45,375 --> 00:35:48,125 ที่มุมน้ำเงิน 436 00:35:48,125 --> 00:35:52,625 ไอ้ไอรอนแมนนนน! 437 00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:58,125 ไอรอนแมน! 438 00:35:59,166 --> 00:36:00,916 เจ๋งใช่มั้ยน้อง 439 00:36:02,250 --> 00:36:03,750 ช่วยกลับมาย้ำฉันมันให้แรงอีกหน่อย 440 00:36:03,750 --> 00:36:06,000 จัดไปไอ้น้อง! 441 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:10,750 หยุดนะ! 442 00:36:14,500 --> 00:36:16,500 Jack, just give him the money.
So he can get out of here 443 00:36:18,500 --> 00:36:20,250 เอาตังค์ไป แล้วรีบๆ ไปได้แล้ว 444 00:36:23,416 --> 00:36:26,500 Gosh that hurts! 445 00:36:26,500 --> 00:36:28,250 My ears are ringing now 446 00:36:40,791 --> 00:36:42,625 Shit! It’s not number 3 447 00:36:44,166 --> 00:36:45,375 แล้วมึงมา... 448 00:36:51,041 --> 00:36:52,375 ทำเหี้ยไรของมึงวะ!? 449 00:36:52,375 --> 00:36:55,375 กูก็มาทำในสิ่งที่กูต้องมาทำไงล่ะวะ 450 00:36:55,750 --> 00:36:58,000 เดี๋ยว! มึงเอาตังค์ไปเลย 451 00:37:01,625 --> 00:37:05,250 กระเป๋าตังค์จ๊าบว่ะ บ้านมึงคงรวยสินะ 452 00:37:05,250 --> 00:37:07,500 กูโทรบอกป๊าให้โอนตังค์มาเพิ่มได้นะ 453 00:37:07,666 --> 00:37:09,000 มึงไปเหอะคร้าบ 454 00:37:09,125 --> 00:37:10,166 กระเป๋าตังค์มึงเท่าไหร่! 455 00:37:10,375 --> 00:37:12,666 กูไม่รู้ / กูถามว่ากระเป๋าตังค์มึงเท่าไหร่! 456 00:37:12,791 --> 00:37:14,250 สามร้อยเหรียญมั้ง 457 00:37:14,250 --> 00:37:18,000 เท่าไหร่ / สามร้อยเหรียญไง 458 00:37:32,791 --> 00:37:34,125 Are you out of your mind Jack? 459 00:37:40,375 --> 00:37:42,375 What kind of wallet is that expensive? 460 00:37:43,750 --> 00:37:46,250 Why didn’t you give that money
to the damn beggar! 461 00:37:46,250 --> 00:37:47,666 Come here now! 462 00:37:50,750 --> 00:37:53,875 Your dad sent you to study
but what did you do with all the money? 463 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,916 - You used it to buy weed, right?
- Ouch ouch ouch! 464 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,375 - To get a stupid earring, right?
- Ouch ouch ouch! 465 00:38:00,375 --> 00:38:02,791 Why did you have to do this?
Where is your stupid tattoo? 466 00:38:02,791 --> 00:38:05,666 Anything to show me? If your parents find out,
they will have heart attack 467 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,416 Asshole! 468 00:38:08,625 --> 00:38:12,791 Enough 469 00:38:12,791 --> 00:38:14,500 Turn around now! 470 00:38:15,791 --> 00:38:19,041 Your dad’s factory went bankrupt
to send a stupid shit head like you here 471 00:38:20,625 --> 00:38:22,250 Who the hell are you? 472 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:24,625 กู... 473 00:38:26,791 --> 00:38:27,250 กู... พ่อ... 474 00:38:29,125 --> 00:38:29,625 กู... พ่อ... มึง... 475 00:38:31,875 --> 00:38:34,875 กู... พ่อ... มึง... ไง... 476 00:38:37,500 --> 00:38:39,250 My dad sent you here? 477 00:38:39,750 --> 00:38:41,791 What’s wrong with you? 478 00:38:44,375 --> 00:38:46,500 Are you using your brain or foot to think? 479 00:38:46,500 --> 00:38:49,125 What kind of father
sends someone to beat up his kid? 480 00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:58,875 Why didn’t it pause? 481 00:39:02,375 --> 00:39:03,166 What’s up sis? 482 00:39:06,375 --> 00:39:08,375 You aren’t laughing anymore? 483 00:39:10,750 --> 00:39:12,541 Because it isn’t funny 484 00:39:13,375 --> 00:39:14,750 I see 485 00:39:15,375 --> 00:39:16,916 I’ll fix that 486 00:39:18,041 --> 00:39:19,500 Like this? 487 00:39:20,666 --> 00:39:23,416 Laugh. I told you to laugh! 488 00:39:24,791 --> 00:39:29,166 If you don’t, I will kick him to death 489 00:39:29,541 --> 00:39:31,125 I said laugh 490 00:39:35,166 --> 00:39:36,416 Laughing? 491 00:39:37,250 --> 00:39:38,416 This is crying 492 00:39:38,625 --> 00:39:41,291 I said laugh… laugh now… 493 00:39:41,500 --> 00:39:43,500 hahahahaha 494 00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:48,250 laugh… 495 00:39:54,500 --> 00:39:56,666 911 มีเหตุด่วนเหตุร้ายอะไรครับ 496 00:40:25,625 --> 00:40:27,875 ฮัลโหล? คุณครับ 497 00:40:28,625 --> 00:40:29,916 ได้ยินรึเปล่าครับ 498 00:40:37,750 --> 00:40:39,750 Do you remember the story about the dog? 499 00:40:40,875 --> 00:40:42,791 Want to know the ending? 500 00:40:44,125 --> 00:40:47,916 3 months passed then 501 00:40:47,916 --> 00:40:49,250 it stopped biting 502 00:40:52,250 --> 00:40:54,291 because I pulled out all its teeth 503 00:40:54,625 --> 00:40:55,916 Very creative, right? 504 00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:02,916 I’m so sorry for laughing at you 505 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,125 You can take whatever you want 506 00:41:11,375 --> 00:41:13,750 What if I want to have you now 507 00:41:15,125 --> 00:41:16,625 Can I? 508 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,291 So you like it rough? 509 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,375 Come here 510 00:41:55,125 --> 00:41:57,250 I haven’t done anything to you 511 00:41:59,416 --> 00:42:03,125 Come here. Where are you going? Come here 512 00:42:17,416 --> 00:42:18,875 That’s enough 513 00:42:26,166 --> 00:42:27,125 What do you think you’re doing? 514 00:42:27,125 --> 00:42:28,916 It’s tickling 515 00:42:30,750 --> 00:42:31,875 Oops! 516 00:42:37,375 --> 00:42:40,625 เย็นก่อนมั้ยน้อง!! 517 00:43:13,375 --> 00:43:16,000 ซุกซนมาตลอดปีขนาดนี้ 518 00:43:16,041 --> 00:43:19,416 พี่ซานต้าจัดให้ชุดใหญ่เลยนะจ๊ะ! 519 00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:22,375 หายใจหน่อยมั้ย ไอ้หอก 520 00:44:01,416 --> 00:44:03,250 Shit! He can’t breathe 521 00:44:10,375 --> 00:44:11,541 Wait Jack 522 00:44:11,541 --> 00:44:14,000 Wait for what? He will die! 523 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,125 What if he gets up? 524 00:44:18,750 --> 00:44:21,250 - Huh?
- What do you want me to do then? 525 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:26,250 Jack 526 00:45:09,125 --> 00:45:09,875 Go! 527 00:45:10,666 --> 00:45:12,000 Go! 528 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,750 I said go. Go! 529 00:45:19,916 --> 00:45:22,916 ช่วยด้วย 530 00:45:26,250 --> 00:45:28,250 ใครก็ได้ ช่วยด้วย 531 00:45:31,250 --> 00:45:32,666 กราบตีนพ่อสิลูก! 532 00:45:41,291 --> 00:45:42,625 Damn it 533 00:46:10,250 --> 00:46:11,166 ช่วยด้วย 534 00:46:14,125 --> 00:46:15,125 Open up. Help 535 00:47:03,875 --> 00:47:07,000 I’m tired. Don’t make me use force 536 00:47:08,125 --> 00:47:09,625 Be nice and open up? 537 00:47:09,750 --> 00:47:13,000 I will give you 3 seconds to decide 538 00:47:13,291 --> 00:47:15,500 Please don’t hurt my dog 539 00:47:15,625 --> 00:47:16,916 3! 540 00:47:20,666 --> 00:47:23,666 Mommy!... please help Chanel 541 00:47:24,041 --> 00:47:27,541 Please don’t hurt my dog. I’m begging you 542 00:47:27,625 --> 00:47:28,666 2! 543 00:47:28,875 --> 00:47:31,750 Open! Open! 544 00:47:32,375 --> 00:47:34,541 Mommy… open the door for me please 545 00:47:34,875 --> 00:47:37,666 You don’t love me anymore? 546 00:47:37,750 --> 00:47:40,500 1! 547 00:48:19,541 --> 00:48:20,750 Open! 548 00:48:27,375 --> 00:48:28,750 ช่วยด้วย 549 00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:30,500 มีใครได้ยินไหม? 550 00:48:30,750 --> 00:48:32,416 ฉันติดอยู่ในลิฟท์! 551 00:50:02,125 --> 00:50:04,500 หนูไม่ควรใช้มือถือที่นี่นะ 552 00:50:07,166 --> 00:50:08,125 ส่งมา 553 00:50:21,625 --> 00:50:24,625 Wake up? Wake up? 554 00:50:26,875 --> 00:50:28,666 I got questions for you guys 555 00:50:30,250 --> 00:50:32,250 What death row prisoners do
before being executed? 556 00:50:33,375 --> 00:50:35,125 The cops are on the way 557 00:50:36,541 --> 00:50:37,750 What did you just say? 558 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:39,750 The neighbors already heard me 559 00:50:39,791 --> 00:50:41,166 The cops are on the way 560 00:50:42,500 --> 00:50:44,000 You didn’t answer my question 561 00:50:44,750 --> 00:50:48,041 Why do prisoners confess their sins
before being executed? 562 00:50:48,041 --> 00:50:50,041 So that they can be forgiven 563 00:50:50,041 --> 00:50:51,666 and their souls can enter heaven 564 00:50:51,666 --> 00:50:54,166 Oops my bad 565 00:50:55,500 --> 00:50:58,375 So your souls can be damned to hell 566 00:51:07,875 --> 00:51:10,500 So who wanna go first? 567 00:51:19,416 --> 00:51:22,666 Pam... do you have anything to confess? 568 00:51:22,666 --> 00:51:25,916 If you don’t hurry I will start counting down 569 00:51:28,500 --> 00:51:30,125 Please don’t hurt me 570 00:51:30,750 --> 00:51:32,875 There’s money in my room if you want 571 00:51:34,875 --> 00:51:37,375 Jack... Bee... I am sorry 572 00:51:37,916 --> 00:51:40,125 Sorry for what? Say it! 573 00:51:40,916 --> 00:51:44,375 I’m the one who stole the money 574 00:51:54,791 --> 00:51:56,916 Why don’t you tell your friends
what did you do with it? 575 00:51:56,916 --> 00:51:58,250 Don’t be ashamed 576 00:51:58,875 --> 00:52:00,500 They have the right to know 577 00:52:01,750 --> 00:52:05,500 I used all the money from my mom
to buy clothes at Woodberry 578 00:52:07,375 --> 00:52:09,500 Fabio said that I’m not pretty 579 00:52:10,125 --> 00:52:12,375 I didn’t want him to dump me 580 00:52:12,625 --> 00:52:14,916 I don’t want to be alone 581 00:52:16,125 --> 00:52:17,166 Stupid! 582 00:52:19,666 --> 00:52:21,500 Now your turn handsome 583 00:52:23,875 --> 00:52:26,500 I want some real drama, ok? 584 00:52:27,875 --> 00:52:32,000 No basic shit like
I slept with a girl and dumped her 585 00:52:33,375 --> 00:52:34,666 I am a bad son 586 00:52:34,916 --> 00:52:36,375 Louder! 587 00:52:37,041 --> 00:52:38,375 Louder! 588 00:52:39,750 --> 00:52:41,166 I’m an ungrateful son! 589 00:52:41,250 --> 00:52:43,375 Louder! Louder or 590 00:52:43,375 --> 00:52:44,625 I will shoot you dead right now 591 00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:46,750 I’m an ungrateful son 592 00:52:47,416 --> 00:52:49,666 I’ve lied to my parents all this time 593 00:52:49,666 --> 00:52:51,041 I’m sorry 594 00:52:54,625 --> 00:52:56,166 See that wasn’t so hard 595 00:52:56,166 --> 00:52:57,875 I didn’t need to yell 596 00:53:02,500 --> 00:53:05,500 Ok now is your chance 597 00:53:07,416 --> 00:53:09,666 Take it! 598 00:53:12,541 --> 00:53:14,416 - Hello?
- Hello dad. Help me 599 00:53:15,875 --> 00:53:18,000 What’s wrong with you? Why do you have to yell? 600 00:53:19,041 --> 00:53:20,625 Nothing dad 601 00:53:21,416 --> 00:53:23,750 I just called to talk 602 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,125 Dad... I have something to confess 603 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:37,541 Can you hear me? 604 00:53:37,541 --> 00:53:40,875 All the money that you’ve sent me 605 00:53:41,791 --> 00:53:44,041 I didn’t use it for tuition fees 606 00:53:49,541 --> 00:53:52,000 I spent it all partying 607 00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:55,375 I haven’t been accepted to college yet 608 00:53:57,166 --> 00:53:58,000 Jack 609 00:53:59,250 --> 00:54:01,125 you’ve been there for 3 years 610 00:54:01,625 --> 00:54:03,500 and still haven’t been accepted? 611 00:54:06,875 --> 00:54:09,875 I had to sell the factory to send you to study 612 00:54:10,125 --> 00:54:12,375 You know that! 613 00:54:12,500 --> 00:54:15,250 I’m sorry dad. I’m so sorry 614 00:54:17,250 --> 00:54:18,041 Enough 615 00:54:21,125 --> 00:54:24,750 Skype him next time
so you don’t waste your father’s money 616 00:54:30,125 --> 00:54:32,125 Pam… Jack... 617 00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:35,000 Look at me I’m talking to you! 618 00:54:36,166 --> 00:54:38,416 Are the both of you sure 619 00:54:38,625 --> 00:54:41,250 What you confessed are your worst sins? 620 00:54:42,125 --> 00:54:43,916 Anything else to confess? 621 00:54:46,041 --> 00:54:48,375 Confused or you don’t get my question? 622 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:51,416 Let me get to the point 623 00:54:51,416 --> 00:54:54,250 You two have anything to confess to Bee? 624 00:54:56,416 --> 00:54:58,125 Jack just say it 625 00:54:59,041 --> 00:55:00,750 Tell Bee 626 00:55:01,125 --> 00:55:02,500 You’re a girl you tell her 627 00:55:02,750 --> 00:55:04,916 Shit you’re a man, go ahead 628 00:55:04,916 --> 00:55:06,375 Enough! 629 00:55:06,750 --> 00:55:08,250 I will tell then 630 00:55:08,416 --> 00:55:09,875 2 days ago 631 00:55:09,875 --> 00:55:12,500 these two were drunk and slept together 632 00:55:12,500 --> 00:55:13,666 Is that about right? 633 00:55:16,875 --> 00:55:20,750 Bee… I’m sorry 634 00:55:25,291 --> 00:55:26,666 It’s your fault Jack 635 00:55:26,666 --> 00:55:28,875 I was really drunk that night 636 00:55:28,875 --> 00:55:31,875 You were not even drunk. You came on to me first 637 00:55:32,041 --> 00:55:33,500 - I was doing my own thing
- Cut it out 638 00:55:33,666 --> 00:55:36,625 - Damn it
- Enough Enough 639 00:55:36,875 --> 00:55:38,750 Stop throwing shit on each other 640 00:55:38,916 --> 00:55:40,250 But when you guys did it 641 00:55:42,541 --> 00:55:43,791 Oh Jack.. 642 00:55:43,791 --> 00:55:45,041 Bee's coming back soon 643 00:55:45,125 --> 00:55:47,375 Hold it...I am about to cum 644 00:55:55,500 --> 00:55:57,375 Your sins pale in comparison 645 00:55:58,166 --> 00:55:59,875 Her secret is the most shocking 646 00:56:00,166 --> 00:56:01,666 She has a lot to tell 647 00:56:05,500 --> 00:56:06,875 Turn around now 648 00:56:09,625 --> 00:56:11,625 Let’s talk 649 00:56:13,541 --> 00:56:16,625 You have anything
you want to confess to your two friends? 650 00:56:50,666 --> 00:56:52,125 Jackie... 651 00:57:03,250 --> 00:57:04,541 Hey Jack 652 00:57:12,625 --> 00:57:13,750 Jack 653 00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:43,000 Are you in there? 654 00:57:48,791 --> 00:57:50,416 Shit. Why is your face all messed up? 655 00:57:50,625 --> 00:57:52,125 What the hell happened to your face? 656 00:57:53,416 --> 00:57:55,166 I had a fight with my girl 657 00:57:57,125 --> 00:57:59,000 Is your girl here? 658 00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:02,750 I found out something about her 659 00:58:03,875 --> 00:58:05,375 I wasn’t sure at first 660 00:58:05,666 --> 00:58:07,541 because she cut her hair 661 00:58:08,125 --> 00:58:09,875 So I looked for some proof and 662 00:58:11,250 --> 00:58:13,291 I found this old Thai newspaper 663 00:58:14,875 --> 00:58:16,125 I think... 664 00:58:19,500 --> 00:58:21,500 I think you have to read it yourself
You go take a shit 665 00:58:24,625 --> 00:58:26,625 Oh wait. I forgot my stuff 666 00:58:39,041 --> 00:58:40,291 Is she in here? 667 00:58:42,166 --> 00:58:45,250 Why didn’t you tell me! Damn it! 668 00:58:46,375 --> 00:58:49,500 Bee I was messing with you 669 00:58:49,500 --> 00:58:51,250 Just clowning 670 00:58:52,041 --> 00:58:54,041 I’m really high right now 671 00:58:54,250 --> 00:58:55,625 Bee… are you mad? 672 00:59:33,041 --> 00:59:34,500 เสียบสามเหลี่ยม! 673 00:59:50,500 --> 00:59:55,125 Let’s see if there is any interesting news
happening in Thailand? 674 00:59:58,125 --> 01:00:02,250 Towns folk saw lucky numbers
on buffalo with 2 heads… 675 01:00:03,041 --> 01:00:03,875 Typical 676 01:00:03,875 --> 01:00:08,916 Rape… happens everyday 677 01:00:08,916 --> 01:00:13,875 Millionaire killed 5
when ex-wife didn’t return… gosh 678 01:00:15,500 --> 01:00:16,750 โป๊ะเชะ! 679 01:00:20,666 --> 01:00:24,375 Sad New Years news Female speedster
crashed car and killed whole family 680 01:00:29,125 --> 01:00:33,666 At high speed the car veered off and crashed.
A pretty girl was seen fleeing the scene 681 01:00:38,375 --> 01:00:39,500 Enough 682 01:00:39,916 --> 01:00:43,166 The reckless driver is the daughter
of a famous politician 683 01:00:43,541 --> 01:00:45,000 4 people killed 684 01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:46,750 The victims’ son flew back from England 685 01:00:46,750 --> 01:00:48,750 to attend the funeral today 686 01:00:50,916 --> 01:00:54,625 A person claiming to be the driver of
the car came forward to police 687 01:00:54,625 --> 01:00:56,750 The girl’s father found a scapegoat 688 01:00:56,750 --> 01:00:58,125 The case has gone quiet since
the scapegoat took the fall 689 01:00:58,125 --> 01:00:59,166 I said enough 690 01:00:59,166 --> 01:01:00,375 Enough 691 01:01:16,750 --> 01:01:20,250 Bee you're so famous why didn’t you tell me 692 01:01:20,250 --> 01:01:21,625 I’m a fan of your work 693 01:01:22,166 --> 01:01:24,500 Can I have an autograph please? 694 01:01:24,750 --> 01:01:26,041 Leave me alone! 695 01:01:27,375 --> 01:01:28,750 It was an accident 696 01:01:28,750 --> 01:01:30,375 What do you want from me? 697 01:01:34,541 --> 01:01:36,041 So this is why? 698 01:01:36,916 --> 01:01:39,500 Their family sent you here, right? 699 01:01:39,500 --> 01:01:41,250 You guys called me! 700 01:01:42,416 --> 01:01:43,791 Stop asking me this question! 701 01:01:49,750 --> 01:01:51,500 Why are bad people so hard to kill? 702 01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:57,500 Luckily I always come prepared 703 01:02:00,125 --> 01:02:05,416 (Buddhist prayers for forgiveness) 704 01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:07,625 I didn’t mean to 705 01:02:08,041 --> 01:02:12,000 (Buddhist Prayers for forgiveness) 706 01:02:17,875 --> 01:02:20,000 Your country is predominantly Buddhist right? 707 01:02:21,875 --> 01:02:23,666 The 5 precepts you know? 708 01:02:24,500 --> 01:02:25,750 Have you learned it? 709 01:02:28,125 --> 01:02:29,500 Let me take a piss first 710 01:02:29,500 --> 01:02:33,875 Okay I will give you guys
a chance to get out of this 711 01:02:35,791 --> 01:02:37,375 Clean your toilet sometimes 712 01:02:37,625 --> 01:02:39,000 It’s gross 713 01:02:46,291 --> 01:02:49,125 You have to recite all 5 precepts 714 01:02:49,125 --> 01:02:53,000 and if you get them all right, I will let you live 715 01:02:53,791 --> 01:02:56,375 But if you recite 1 word wrong 716 01:02:57,125 --> 01:02:59,875 I will kill all of you 717 01:03:03,250 --> 01:03:04,250 ok? 718 01:03:08,750 --> 01:03:10,000 Or you want help? 719 01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:12,250 So I can blow your brains out right now 720 01:03:12,750 --> 01:03:19,916 (I observe the precept of
abstaining from the destruction of life) 721 01:03:20,291 --> 01:03:22,291 Oh that’s very good 722 01:03:23,041 --> 01:03:25,875 You can recite it but can’t follow it 723 01:03:28,625 --> 01:03:31,250 What is the 2nd precept baby? 724 01:03:34,166 --> 01:03:37,541 Please don’t do anything to me 725 01:03:37,541 --> 01:03:39,291 I really don’t know 726 01:03:39,291 --> 01:03:45,000 Please don’t hurt me 727 01:03:50,625 --> 01:03:52,000 Oh come here 728 01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:53,291 It’s okay 729 01:03:54,375 --> 01:03:55,666 Take it easy 730 01:03:56,750 --> 01:03:59,166 You don’t know that’s ok 731 01:03:59,750 --> 01:04:01,750 Just repeat after me 732 01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:08,291 I said repeat after me. Do it now 733 01:04:08,791 --> 01:04:12,500 (I observe the precept of abstaining
from taking that which is not given) 734 01:04:36,416 --> 01:04:38,750 The 3rd precept is for you 735 01:04:40,125 --> 01:04:42,000 It indirectly applies to you 736 01:04:42,541 --> 01:04:45,375 Recite the 3rd precept
for your punk ass friends to hear 737 01:04:46,916 --> 01:04:50,916 (I observe the precept 738 01:04:51,791 --> 01:04:56,125 of abstaining from sexual misconduct) 739 01:04:56,166 --> 01:04:58,041 Wow excellent 740 01:04:58,166 --> 01:05:00,625 Did you get an A when you studied Buddhism? 741 01:05:01,500 --> 01:05:02,916 Now it’s your turn 742 01:05:03,250 --> 01:05:04,875 Let me hear the 4th precept 743 01:05:08,250 --> 01:05:09,625 Idiot! 744 01:05:16,166 --> 01:05:18,541 I will recite it for you
and you better remember it 745 01:05:18,791 --> 01:05:21,625 (I observe the precept
of abstaining from falsehood) 746 01:05:21,625 --> 01:05:25,125 (I observe the precept of abstaining
from falsehood) Can you remember it? 747 01:05:25,875 --> 01:05:29,041 Can you remember it? Got it? 748 01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:44,875 And now our show has arrived at our finale 749 01:05:44,875 --> 01:05:47,166 The 3 contestants will have 750 01:05:47,166 --> 01:05:50,166 to recite the 5th precepts altogether 751 01:05:51,250 --> 01:05:52,750 Everybody ready? 752 01:05:52,750 --> 01:05:55,500 If you are then let’s hear it! 753 01:06:02,291 --> 01:06:03,500 Again! Start from the top 754 01:06:04,625 --> 01:06:07,416 This time loud and clear! 755 01:06:09,250 --> 01:06:13,375 (I observe the precept
of abstaining from intoxicants 756 01:06:14,500 --> 01:06:16,250 that cloud …..................) 757 01:06:16,250 --> 01:06:17,875 Wrong! 758 01:06:23,000 --> 01:06:25,000 I will give you 759 01:06:25,791 --> 01:06:27,250 one last chance 760 01:08:19,041 --> 01:08:20,416 easy now 761 01:08:22,375 --> 01:08:23,750 Let’s discuss this 762 01:08:41,125 --> 01:08:42,500 Damn it 763 01:08:50,625 --> 01:08:53,375 Damn it! Let me go! 764 01:09:13,875 --> 01:09:16,625 ...ใช้เวลาไม่นาน ซึนามิก็โถมเข้าฝั่ง 765 01:09:17,750 --> 01:09:19,500 มีรายงานอันน่าตกใจ 766 01:09:19,500 --> 01:09:21,916 เกี่ยวกับสถานการณ์ในขั้วโลกเหนือ... 767 01:09:21,916 --> 01:09:23,625 นักวิทยาศาสตร์กล่าวว่า 768 01:09:23,625 --> 01:09:26,250 แผ่นดินไหวขนาด 9.0 ริกเตอร์ที่… 769 01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:30,875 นี่อาจจะเป็นปรากฏการณ์ธรรมชาติที่ร้ายแรงที่สุด 770 01:09:32,750 --> 01:09:37,125 สดจากไทม์สแควร์ อีกแค่ไม่กี่นาทีเท่านั้น 771 01:09:37,125 --> 01:09:43,666 ที่ลูกบอลเคาท์ดาวน์จะเริ่มลงมาจากเสาครับ 772 01:09:56,416 --> 01:10:01,875 วิวรณ์บทที่ 20 วรรคที่ 13 773 01:10:04,250 --> 01:10:07,250 ทะเลก็ส่งคืนคนทั้งหลายที่ตายอยู่ในทะเล 774 01:10:07,541 --> 01:10:09,125 ความตายและนรก 775 01:10:09,125 --> 01:10:11,250 ก็ส่งคืนคนทั้งหลายที่อยู่ในที่เหล่านั้น 776 01:10:11,750 --> 01:10:13,250 และคนทั้งหลาย... 777 01:10:13,250 --> 01:10:15,000 ก็ถูกพิพากษา… 778 01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:21,750 ตามการกระทำของตนหมดทุกคน! 779 01:10:38,291 --> 01:10:40,291 Who are you? 780 01:10:40,875 --> 01:10:42,750 Why are you doing this to us? 781 01:10:43,375 --> 01:10:46,166 มึงอยากรู้ว่ากูเป็นใครใช่ไหม 782 01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:49,625 กูคือภูเขาไฟ แผ่นดินไหว 783 01:10:49,750 --> 01:10:51,791 กูคือซึนามิ 784 01:10:52,041 --> 01:10:53,250 กูมาเพื่อกวาดล้าง 785 01:10:53,250 --> 01:10:55,375 คนเหี้ยๆ อย่างพวกมึงให้หมดโลก 786 01:10:55,375 --> 01:10:58,375 และชำระล้างเรื่องเหี้ยๆ ที่พวกมึงกระทำ 787 01:10:58,875 --> 01:11:03,375 Stop it please 788 01:11:05,625 --> 01:11:07,791 Please let me go 789 01:11:08,500 --> 01:11:10,500 I can’t take this anymore 790 01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:15,000 Please let me go. Please let me go 791 01:11:17,250 --> 01:11:19,000 Okay tell me 792 01:11:19,375 --> 01:11:21,875 Why should I let you live? 793 01:11:22,500 --> 01:11:24,166 Tell me one good reason 794 01:11:25,375 --> 01:11:28,375 Why do you have the right to
continue living on this earth? 795 01:11:35,375 --> 01:11:36,666 You can’t tell me right? 796 01:11:37,875 --> 01:11:39,375 But I have 797 01:11:39,625 --> 01:11:43,541 4 reasons why I cannot let you live any longer 798 01:11:57,625 --> 01:12:00,166 Do you have anything to confess? 799 01:12:00,500 --> 01:12:02,000 Bee 800 01:12:04,250 --> 01:12:06,250 What else do you want me to say? 801 01:12:06,625 --> 01:12:08,666 Anything that you haven’t said 802 01:12:09,875 --> 01:12:12,250 So once you die you will have no regrets 803 01:12:16,791 --> 01:12:20,250 She didn’t die yet 804 01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:22,375 ว่าไงนะ 805 01:12:23,916 --> 01:12:25,750 When the car crashed 806 01:12:27,916 --> 01:12:33,125 the girl didn’t die right away 807 01:12:35,375 --> 01:12:37,125 You left her there to die? 808 01:12:37,166 --> 01:12:38,916 You left her laying there to die? 809 01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:40,750 She’s a person not a dog 810 01:12:40,750 --> 01:12:43,625 If you hurried and sent her to the hospital
maybe she would still be alive now 811 01:12:43,625 --> 01:12:47,416 Enough! Just shoot me 812 01:12:48,250 --> 01:12:49,875 Shoot me now! 813 01:13:05,916 --> 01:13:08,125 Okay I will give it to you 814 01:13:10,416 --> 01:13:12,000 I will let you choose between… 815 01:13:13,125 --> 01:13:15,750 killing me or… 816 01:13:16,250 --> 01:13:18,875 shooting yourself in the head now 817 01:13:22,250 --> 01:13:25,000 Choose. The golden hour has arrived. Here 818 01:13:25,541 --> 01:13:27,750 Why think so much? If you shoot me 819 01:13:27,875 --> 01:13:30,875 once the cops arrive
you just say that I killed those 3 820 01:13:30,875 --> 01:13:32,041 And it was self-defense 821 01:13:32,041 --> 01:13:34,791 Then your parents can hire a lawyer
to clean this shit up for you 822 01:13:35,166 --> 01:13:37,125 and you can flee to another country again
Start new life 823 01:13:37,125 --> 01:13:40,125 You walk away scot-free like you did before
Happy ending? 824 01:13:40,875 --> 01:13:44,500 Stop thinking so much. Here… okay? 825 01:13:44,791 --> 01:13:47,291 Just a tap of fingers and it will all be over 826 01:13:47,416 --> 01:13:49,666 It’s so easy to kill a person 827 01:13:51,541 --> 01:13:53,125 You’re a professional 828 01:14:05,041 --> 01:14:09,250 ชาวนิวยอร์กทั้งหลายพร้อมหรือยังครับ! 829 01:14:12,875 --> 01:14:16,416 This special promotion expires on New Year’s 830 01:14:17,125 --> 01:14:19,000 เริ่มนับถอยหลังกันเลยครับ! 831 01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:20,416 สิบ 832 01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:22,250 เก้า 833 01:14:23,125 --> 01:14:23,875 แปด 834 01:14:25,125 --> 01:14:26,000 เจ็ด 835 01:14:27,000 --> 01:14:28,416 หก... ยิงสิวะ! 836 01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:30,166 ห้า 837 01:14:31,375 --> 01:14:32,125 สี่ 838 01:14:33,125 --> 01:14:34,375 สาม 839 01:14:34,500 --> 01:14:35,625 สอง 840 01:14:35,625 --> 01:14:36,416 หนึ่ง! 841 01:14:57,500 --> 01:14:58,750 My gosh! 842 01:14:58,750 --> 01:15:00,500 So hard to kill 843 01:15:02,666 --> 01:15:04,500 Human beings and cockroaches are the same 844 01:15:07,625 --> 01:15:09,541 So damn useless 845 01:15:09,666 --> 01:15:11,000 Just try to get by day after day 846 01:18:38,375 --> 01:18:39,500 Jack 847 01:18:54,875 --> 01:18:56,500 You’re okay? 848 01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:01,500 Are you hurt? 849 01:19:06,916 --> 01:19:08,625 Bee… 850 01:19:09,916 --> 01:19:12,000 What the hell happened last night? 851 01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:19,916 It happened to all of you right? You too right? 852 01:20:01,666 --> 01:20:03,000 Damn Jack 853 01:20:04,041 --> 01:20:05,541 I went to eat in Chinatown 854 01:20:05,791 --> 01:20:07,250 and got this for you 855 01:20:09,125 --> 01:20:11,750 What took you so long?
Watching too much porn huh 856 01:20:12,375 --> 01:20:14,041 Your nose is bleeding 857 01:20:58,250 --> 01:20:59,291 Hello? 858 01:21:00,750 --> 01:21:02,500 Dad did I call you last night? 859 01:21:02,750 --> 01:21:05,375 No... are you ok? 860 01:21:06,125 --> 01:21:07,375 Mom 861 01:21:07,791 --> 01:21:09,666 What is it? 862 01:21:10,500 --> 01:21:11,875 I have something to confess 863 01:21:12,250 --> 01:21:14,750 I spent all your money on shopping 864 01:21:16,125 --> 01:21:17,875 I didn’t get into college yet 865 01:21:21,666 --> 01:21:23,625 I stole my friend’s money 866 01:21:25,125 --> 01:21:26,250 I am sorry dad 867 01:21:28,375 --> 01:21:30,541 I'm sorry mom 868 01:21:31,750 --> 01:21:33,500 I didn’t mean to 869 01:22:04,375 --> 01:22:06,875 Bee… where are you going? 870 01:22:09,500 --> 01:22:10,791 Home 871 01:22:11,500 --> 01:22:12,791 Which home? 872 01:22:16,166 --> 01:22:17,791 Juvenile home... maybe 873 01:22:26,875 --> 01:22:28,875 I am not sure 874 01:22:34,041 --> 01:22:35,416 Have you thought it through? 875 01:22:42,750 --> 01:22:45,250 I already bought a ticket online 876 01:23:01,750 --> 01:23:04,666 Damn Pam...
your nose is dripping all over my back! 877 01:23:05,375 --> 01:23:06,666 Asshole 878 01:23:06,666 --> 01:23:09,125 Come on Jack 879 01:23:50,875 --> 01:23:52,875 I will have to tell Jose about the lift 880 01:23:53,666 --> 01:23:54,750 What about? 881 01:23:54,875 --> 01:23:58,250 It’s super slow. Missing a button too 882 01:24:31,916 --> 01:24:35,250 Do you know
what death row prisoners do before execution? 883 01:24:37,000 --> 01:24:38,666 Confess their sins 884 01:24:41,166 --> 01:24:42,291 10 885 01:24:42,416 --> 01:24:43,291 9 886 01:24:44,041 --> 01:24:44,916 8 887 01:24:45,750 --> 01:24:46,666 7 888 01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:47,916 6 889 01:24:48,750 --> 01:24:49,875 5 890 01:24:50,125 --> 01:24:51,166 4 891 01:24:51,625 --> 01:24:52,750 3 892 01:24:53,125 --> 01:24:54,166 2 893 01:24:54,500 --> 01:24:56,250 1! 894 01:25:08,166 --> 01:25:09,750 หวัดดีปีใหม่ว่ะพวกนาย 895 01:25:10,166 --> 01:25:11,375 ทำตัวดีๆ... 896 01:25:11,625 --> 01:25:13,708 ไม่งั้นปีหน้าเจอกัน!