1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:07,125 --> 00:01:11,625 BANGKOK 2006 4 00:01:24,666 --> 00:01:27,750 STRANGE JELLY FELL FROM THE SKY 5 00:01:27,958 --> 00:01:30,958 ELASTIC JELLY, PEOPLE SAY THEY'RE "ALIENS" 6 00:01:31,458 --> 00:01:33,083 ALIENS FOUND IN BANGKOK 7 00:01:33,458 --> 00:01:34,958 It was moving at first. 8 00:01:35,166 --> 00:01:37,000 If they aren't leeches, then what are they? 9 00:01:37,125 --> 00:01:38,541 -Aliens. -Aliens. 10 00:01:38,625 --> 00:01:40,500 Government officials are still unable to identify 11 00:01:40,583 --> 00:01:42,875 these strange objects that fell from the sky. 12 00:01:46,458 --> 00:01:48,708 Officers from the Ministry of Public Health have examined 13 00:01:48,791 --> 00:01:50,458 the strange creature that is shaped like a worm. 14 00:01:50,541 --> 00:01:51,708 Dr. Chokrachun stated 15 00:01:51,791 --> 00:01:54,250 that they could be those thick winged insects that molt. 16 00:01:54,333 --> 00:01:56,291 People gather to see these strange creatures 17 00:01:56,375 --> 00:01:58,166 which are believed to have come from another planet. 18 00:01:58,250 --> 00:02:00,166 And what Thai people will always do at a time like this 19 00:02:00,250 --> 00:02:01,666 is ask for the winning lottery numbers. 20 00:02:01,875 --> 00:02:03,291 It fell into the bucket, right? 21 00:02:03,375 --> 00:02:04,458 -Yes. -The bucket is round. 22 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:05,583 -I see. -Like the number zero. 23 00:02:05,958 --> 00:02:07,500 And only one fell from the sky. 24 00:02:07,583 --> 00:02:08,583 -So? -It's number one. 25 00:02:08,666 --> 00:02:10,916 The method of predicting the winning lottery numbers 26 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,250 vary per person, 27 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:13,750 but they all have the same objective, 28 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,541 to foresee the winning combination of numbers. 29 00:02:16,875 --> 00:02:19,916 Some people rub their fingers on it then put it on their tongue. 30 00:02:20,041 --> 00:02:21,625 While others pay respect to it 31 00:02:21,708 --> 00:02:23,416 before anointing their foreheads. 32 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:25,416 These are just superstitions. 33 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:28,333 Viewer discretion is advised. 34 00:02:28,416 --> 00:02:29,958 Is it my turn? 35 00:02:30,041 --> 00:02:31,041 Let me have one, too. 36 00:02:31,125 --> 00:02:33,958 THE STRANGE JELLY TURNED OUT TO BE FEVER COOLING GEL PATCHES 37 00:02:34,250 --> 00:02:35,666 IT'S AN "ALIEN HOAX" 38 00:02:35,750 --> 00:02:37,250 EXPERTS CONFIRMED THEY'RE GEL PATCHES 39 00:02:37,750 --> 00:02:39,375 Pharmacist Manit Arunakul, 40 00:02:39,458 --> 00:02:41,125 Deputy Secretary-General of the FDA, 41 00:02:41,208 --> 00:02:42,916 soaked gel patches in water for six hours. 42 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:45,041 It was found that gel patches can absorb so much water 43 00:02:45,125 --> 00:02:47,291 and turn into the "creature" that the villagers misidentified. 44 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,000 The truth is it's all nonsense. 45 00:02:58,083 --> 00:02:59,541 How embarrassing. 46 00:02:59,625 --> 00:03:01,458 The Ministry of Public Health 47 00:03:01,541 --> 00:03:03,458 has confirmed that those strange objects 48 00:03:03,541 --> 00:03:06,666 that people think are aliens from outer space... 49 00:03:07,916 --> 00:03:10,041 are actually just fever cooling gel patches. 50 00:03:10,166 --> 00:03:12,166 They say people pay respect to it and all. 51 00:03:12,458 --> 00:03:14,333 It's so stupid, don't you think? 52 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:16,875 It's not that stupid. 53 00:03:16,958 --> 00:03:20,708 Maybe those people just didn't give it too much thought. 54 00:03:21,958 --> 00:03:23,625 You talk like you worshipped it yourself. 55 00:03:23,708 --> 00:03:24,583 Of course... 56 00:03:24,666 --> 00:03:26,291 not! 57 00:03:27,125 --> 00:03:28,958 I don't have time for that nonsense. 58 00:03:29,458 --> 00:03:30,958 I'm busy working every day. 59 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:36,666 Moo-dang. 60 00:03:36,875 --> 00:03:38,833 When you're done weighing the flour, prepare the dough. 61 00:03:38,916 --> 00:03:40,083 Okay, Papa. 62 00:03:40,166 --> 00:03:41,375 Here's the ground pork. 63 00:03:42,666 --> 00:03:44,041 You are very lucky 64 00:03:44,125 --> 00:03:45,833 that you've got a job right after graduation. 65 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,833 This job of making steamed buns? 66 00:03:49,125 --> 00:03:50,625 I've been doing it since primary school. 67 00:03:50,708 --> 00:03:52,000 Oh, well. 68 00:04:07,625 --> 00:04:08,750 Yao, they're ready. 69 00:04:08,875 --> 00:04:09,791 Put them on the tray. 70 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:12,041 Brush your teeth after you eat. 71 00:04:53,041 --> 00:04:53,958 Hey! 72 00:04:55,541 --> 00:04:56,875 Is the weather hot or something? 73 00:04:56,958 --> 00:04:58,666 The ice is melting really fast. 74 00:05:00,458 --> 00:05:03,083 The weather is normal for the current season. 75 00:05:04,333 --> 00:05:06,916 The ice is melting fast because of the smoke blown 76 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:08,333 from our neighbor's house. 77 00:05:14,250 --> 00:05:15,625 Hey, Ma-mia. 78 00:05:16,166 --> 00:05:19,041 If it is too cold in here, then go work at the bun factory. 79 00:05:19,125 --> 00:05:20,083 It's warm there. 80 00:05:21,375 --> 00:05:22,333 If I go, 81 00:05:22,416 --> 00:05:25,083 you will see just how cold life would be. 82 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,333 -Piak. -Yes? 83 00:05:30,833 --> 00:05:33,000 Pull the switch to lower the temperature. 84 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:36,291 Let's see if it will help against the smoke. 85 00:05:38,125 --> 00:05:40,125 Gosh, what the heck? 86 00:05:43,583 --> 00:05:45,333 When are you going to move the chimney? 87 00:05:46,250 --> 00:05:47,291 Damn it! 88 00:05:48,041 --> 00:05:50,625 Do I have to die before you do it? 89 00:05:51,958 --> 00:05:55,166 Yes. I'll wait until you die first, then I'll move it. 90 00:06:10,833 --> 00:06:12,666 THREE YEARS AGO 91 00:06:12,750 --> 00:06:14,125 Welcome to the neighborhood. 92 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:15,208 I'm Maew. 93 00:06:15,291 --> 00:06:17,125 Hello, Mr. Maew. I'm Teerachai. 94 00:06:17,541 --> 00:06:18,750 I have a bun for you. 95 00:06:18,833 --> 00:06:20,666 -Oh, you shouldn't have. -It's my pleasure. 96 00:06:21,958 --> 00:06:22,958 Thank you. 97 00:06:23,958 --> 00:06:25,625 I also brought some ice for you. 98 00:06:25,708 --> 00:06:26,708 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 99 00:06:31,791 --> 00:06:32,833 Teerachai. 100 00:06:33,375 --> 00:06:34,875 Do you mind moving your chimney? 101 00:06:34,958 --> 00:06:36,875 Our ice is melting too fast because of it. 102 00:06:36,958 --> 00:06:38,500 Oh, I can't do that, Maew. 103 00:06:38,583 --> 00:06:39,750 The feng shui is great over here. 104 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:41,750 I think it's better for you to move your ice tank. 105 00:06:41,833 --> 00:06:43,625 But I set up my ice factory before you came here. 106 00:06:43,708 --> 00:06:45,291 That's right. So, since I just got here, 107 00:06:45,375 --> 00:06:46,416 you should leave now. 108 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:47,833 Hey, why did you say that? 109 00:06:47,916 --> 00:06:49,083 This is how I talk. 110 00:06:49,166 --> 00:06:50,583 That doesn't sound very polite. 111 00:06:50,666 --> 00:06:51,750 If you don't like it, 112 00:06:52,166 --> 00:06:54,041 you can take your ice back. 113 00:06:54,958 --> 00:06:56,291 Here's your bun. 114 00:06:56,375 --> 00:06:58,250 I don't want it either. 115 00:06:58,333 --> 00:06:59,250 All right? 116 00:07:00,041 --> 00:07:02,416 You're such an asshole. You chink! 117 00:07:02,625 --> 00:07:04,750 Hey, why did you call me that? 118 00:07:04,833 --> 00:07:05,875 You animal! You dog! 119 00:07:05,958 --> 00:07:07,416 I can say anything I want. 120 00:07:07,625 --> 00:07:08,458 There! 121 00:07:08,791 --> 00:07:10,833 -Why did you kick my fence? -I didn't kick your fence! 122 00:07:10,916 --> 00:07:12,958 I kicked my fence. Is that a problem? 123 00:07:13,041 --> 00:07:15,333 Fine! If you can do it, I can, too. 124 00:07:15,416 --> 00:07:17,416 Now, you're on my territory! 125 00:07:17,500 --> 00:07:19,208 Damn you, Teerachai! 126 00:07:19,291 --> 00:07:20,208 Damn you, Maew! 127 00:07:20,291 --> 00:07:22,416 You fat cow! Buffalo head! 128 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:23,916 Fuck you! 129 00:07:26,541 --> 00:07:27,833 Everyone! 130 00:07:28,083 --> 00:07:30,458 Stop working. 131 00:07:30,791 --> 00:07:32,333 Dinner is served. 132 00:07:34,375 --> 00:07:36,166 Your efforts are useless. 133 00:07:36,250 --> 00:07:37,791 This ice factory 134 00:07:37,875 --> 00:07:39,541 isn't doing good at all. 135 00:07:39,875 --> 00:07:40,875 But why? 136 00:07:41,500 --> 00:07:43,291 Our ice is clean, with sanitation up to standards. 137 00:07:45,333 --> 00:07:47,000 With no chemical substances. 138 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,791 Our water is also purified. 139 00:07:51,500 --> 00:07:53,333 My feet are freezing. Let's go. 140 00:07:57,500 --> 00:07:58,875 Hey. 141 00:07:59,625 --> 00:08:00,541 Uncle Maew. 142 00:08:00,875 --> 00:08:02,125 We should shut the factory down. 143 00:08:02,500 --> 00:08:04,083 Let's just invest in a bicycle for all of us 144 00:08:04,166 --> 00:08:05,666 and sell the buns that our neighbors make. 145 00:08:05,750 --> 00:08:07,583 Should we divide the routes where we can sell buns? 146 00:08:08,166 --> 00:08:09,791 If you want to go and sell buns, 147 00:08:10,583 --> 00:08:12,125 then go ahead, Sommai! 148 00:08:13,791 --> 00:08:14,708 Where are you going? 149 00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:18,291 I'm going to discuss my idea with our neighbor. 150 00:08:21,541 --> 00:08:22,875 Sit down, my lovely nephew. 151 00:08:23,083 --> 00:08:23,916 Sit. 152 00:08:26,458 --> 00:08:28,458 Don't embarrass me. 153 00:08:30,250 --> 00:08:31,875 Just eat your dinner. 154 00:08:48,416 --> 00:08:49,458 Why aren't you eating, Sub? 155 00:08:49,625 --> 00:08:50,916 It's "Moo-sub." 156 00:08:51,333 --> 00:08:54,000 Please call me by my full name. 157 00:08:54,375 --> 00:08:57,583 Someone might not hear you say "Sub" clearly. 158 00:08:58,375 --> 00:08:59,958 They might think you're calling me "Slut." 159 00:09:00,208 --> 00:09:02,333 I asked, why aren't you eating your dinner? 160 00:09:02,625 --> 00:09:04,250 I wanted to eat a bun. 161 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:05,958 It's more delicious. 162 00:09:06,291 --> 00:09:07,541 The buns are for sale. 163 00:09:07,875 --> 00:09:09,500 They're not for us to eat. 164 00:09:10,541 --> 00:09:12,125 Why did you raise your voice? 165 00:09:12,250 --> 00:09:13,250 Oops. 166 00:09:16,083 --> 00:09:18,875 I just wanted my lovely son 167 00:09:18,958 --> 00:09:20,583 to eat Mommy's food. 168 00:09:21,166 --> 00:09:22,375 It's delicious. 169 00:09:22,750 --> 00:09:24,583 What's with that voice? 170 00:09:25,125 --> 00:09:25,958 Stop it. 171 00:09:27,375 --> 00:09:28,666 And where is Yao? 172 00:09:28,916 --> 00:09:30,083 Why isn't she eating with us? 173 00:09:30,458 --> 00:09:31,916 She's doing something outside. 174 00:09:32,375 --> 00:09:33,375 She's an employee. 175 00:09:33,458 --> 00:09:35,875 Maybe she doesn't want to eat with us. 176 00:09:37,125 --> 00:09:38,916 Tell her to come join us. 177 00:09:39,750 --> 00:09:40,750 Go tell her. 178 00:09:41,083 --> 00:09:41,958 You do it! 179 00:09:42,041 --> 00:09:43,000 Yes, ma'am. 180 00:09:46,541 --> 00:09:47,750 This bun is really good. 181 00:09:49,208 --> 00:09:50,791 So absolutely yummy. 182 00:09:51,583 --> 00:09:52,750 Oh, man. 183 00:09:53,583 --> 00:09:55,000 It's so good! 184 00:09:55,208 --> 00:09:56,958 Sneaking a bite makes it even better. 185 00:09:57,541 --> 00:09:58,583 Hey, Yao! 186 00:09:59,708 --> 00:10:01,541 I told you not to eat the buns. 187 00:10:01,958 --> 00:10:03,333 If you're hungry, go have dinner. 188 00:10:03,791 --> 00:10:05,291 But this is a lot better than rice. 189 00:10:05,541 --> 00:10:08,083 The buns are for us to sell, not for you to eat. 190 00:10:09,875 --> 00:10:12,916 Can you please tell me your secret recipe? 191 00:10:13,250 --> 00:10:15,416 When you sleep with a girl, would you tell me what you did? 192 00:10:15,916 --> 00:10:18,333 How could I? 193 00:10:18,416 --> 00:10:22,208 I've just got the groove 194 00:10:22,666 --> 00:10:24,416 Same goes for me 195 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:27,208 I've got my own groove 196 00:10:43,750 --> 00:10:45,833 Eating while juggling a ball. Oh, please. 197 00:10:46,333 --> 00:10:49,333 Kids my age did that on TV. 198 00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:50,625 I've seen that already. 199 00:10:50,958 --> 00:10:52,583 Their noodles didn't have soup. Mine does. 200 00:10:52,833 --> 00:10:54,333 What's the difference? 201 00:10:54,416 --> 00:10:55,291 This is harder. 202 00:10:55,375 --> 00:10:57,083 Stop distracting me. I might spill it. 203 00:11:10,291 --> 00:11:12,458 See? Take my bowl for me. 204 00:11:12,541 --> 00:11:14,166 Hey, it's your bowl. 205 00:11:14,250 --> 00:11:15,250 Just clean it. 206 00:11:19,291 --> 00:11:20,375 Moo-dang. 207 00:11:20,458 --> 00:11:21,916 I want to eat some buns. 208 00:11:22,458 --> 00:11:24,583 Don't you have food at home? 209 00:11:24,916 --> 00:11:26,958 Well, your buns are more delicious. 210 00:11:27,458 --> 00:11:28,916 The buns are at home. 211 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,041 I don't have any on me. 212 00:11:31,541 --> 00:11:32,875 What about the ones inside your shirt? 213 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,791 I hate that you know me so well. 214 00:11:38,375 --> 00:11:40,250 Why did you throw it away? What a waste. 215 00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:41,333 I still have more in here. 216 00:11:41,416 --> 00:11:42,750 What kind do you prefer? 217 00:11:43,583 --> 00:11:44,708 Your buns. 218 00:11:45,541 --> 00:11:47,208 Your buns. 219 00:11:48,916 --> 00:11:50,458 How about my foot? 220 00:11:50,958 --> 00:11:52,333 Eat my foot. 221 00:11:52,791 --> 00:11:54,750 Do you want my foot in your mouth? 222 00:11:59,125 --> 00:12:01,541 Stay away from him. He's a loser. 223 00:12:01,625 --> 00:12:03,166 He can't do anything right. 224 00:12:03,541 --> 00:12:04,541 Get inside now! 225 00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:42,916 Don't give up, Sommai. 226 00:12:43,250 --> 00:12:45,250 One day, you will win my papa over. 227 00:12:45,333 --> 00:12:47,458 If you want to eat my special buns, 228 00:12:47,541 --> 00:12:49,166 you must be patient, all right? 229 00:12:51,625 --> 00:12:52,458 What is true love? 230 00:12:52,541 --> 00:12:54,708 Heart, liver, kidney, or guts? Or is it the way he looks? 231 00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:58,333 Is it his last name or his nice car? 232 00:12:58,416 --> 00:12:59,791 Or do you love him for his money? 233 00:12:59,875 --> 00:13:01,375 What is true love? Shopping every day? 234 00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:05,083 Couples who don't care about others. 235 00:13:05,166 --> 00:13:06,708 I don't get it so I won't love anyone. 236 00:13:38,375 --> 00:13:40,583 Where is your papa? 237 00:13:40,958 --> 00:13:42,458 -What? -Where is your papa? 238 00:13:42,875 --> 00:13:43,875 He's sleeping. 239 00:13:44,083 --> 00:13:45,166 He's sleeping? 240 00:14:09,833 --> 00:14:11,416 Gosh, I'm so excited. 241 00:14:12,083 --> 00:14:13,208 It's our first time. 242 00:14:48,541 --> 00:14:49,541 -Damn, Sommai! -Damn, Papa! 243 00:14:49,791 --> 00:14:50,958 What's in your hand? 244 00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:53,166 And what's in your hand? 245 00:14:53,916 --> 00:14:54,916 BORAX 246 00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:17,958 Did you get it? 247 00:15:20,458 --> 00:15:21,916 Oh, here it is. 248 00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:26,375 FEVER COOLING GEL PATCH 249 00:15:34,083 --> 00:15:35,625 She's burning up. 250 00:15:36,583 --> 00:15:38,750 We'll go to the doctor tomorrow if she doesn't get better. 251 00:15:39,541 --> 00:15:40,541 Let's go. 252 00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:03,000 Let's see if she's gotten any better. 253 00:16:08,291 --> 00:16:09,916 Mom, I'm okay now. 254 00:16:10,208 --> 00:16:12,500 It's true. The fever is gone. 255 00:16:12,791 --> 00:16:14,375 You can go to school today. 256 00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:17,500 This brand is really good. 257 00:16:17,791 --> 00:16:19,291 But how come it got bigger? 258 00:16:19,708 --> 00:16:21,541 Mine is bigger than yours. 259 00:16:21,791 --> 00:16:24,041 Mine is longer than yours. 260 00:16:24,291 --> 00:16:26,708 Let me touch yours. 261 00:16:27,750 --> 00:16:28,916 Go ahead. 262 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,000 But you won't be able to hold the whole thing. 263 00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:34,083 Here, touch mine. It's very hard right now. 264 00:16:35,375 --> 00:16:37,000 Where did you get it? 265 00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:38,166 Let me play with it, too. 266 00:16:38,541 --> 00:16:40,583 It's only for ten baht. 267 00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:41,750 How many would you like? 268 00:16:41,833 --> 00:16:42,875 -One, please. -One? 269 00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:45,583 Ten baht only. Please line up. 270 00:16:45,666 --> 00:16:47,666 -Two, please. -Two? Okay. 271 00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:52,833 Teerachai, I need 50 more orders tomorrow. 272 00:16:52,916 --> 00:16:53,875 Sure. 273 00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:55,916 But tomorrow will be hectic. 274 00:16:56,250 --> 00:16:57,500 Can you pick them up at my house? 275 00:16:57,791 --> 00:16:59,208 You should hire more employees. 276 00:16:59,416 --> 00:17:00,625 Don't be so stingy. 277 00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:03,833 I'm not. I am looking for more staff. 278 00:17:04,250 --> 00:17:05,416 Hey, Thongchai. 279 00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:06,708 Do you know any Myanmar laborers? 280 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:10,000 Hiring illegal laborers is against the law! 281 00:17:10,250 --> 00:17:11,750 I don't want them to work for me. 282 00:17:11,833 --> 00:17:13,250 What do you need them for then? 283 00:17:13,708 --> 00:17:15,291 I just want to ask a few things. 284 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:17,625 Why did they attack Ayutthaya back in the day? 285 00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:20,875 Wow. You don't have to ask the Burmese to find out. 286 00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:22,750 You can just ask Mui, the film director. 287 00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:25,958 Don't forget to pick up the buns tomorrow. 288 00:17:26,041 --> 00:17:26,958 I won't. 289 00:17:27,458 --> 00:17:29,166 Where are you going? 290 00:17:31,500 --> 00:17:32,541 To see that director. 291 00:17:33,458 --> 00:17:34,541 So that I can get my answer. 292 00:17:36,375 --> 00:17:37,458 Moo-sub. 293 00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:39,666 Hey, Gumpa. 294 00:17:40,041 --> 00:17:41,791 How is it going, sweetheart? 295 00:17:42,291 --> 00:17:44,666 Don't play with their things. 296 00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:45,958 Take this. 297 00:17:46,041 --> 00:17:48,166 This one has more functions than theirs. 298 00:17:48,666 --> 00:17:49,916 Wow. 299 00:17:50,083 --> 00:17:51,916 It's huge. 300 00:17:52,208 --> 00:17:53,750 It's got an eye, too. 301 00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:07,250 Oh, what's that smell? 302 00:18:07,333 --> 00:18:08,458 Did you shit in your pants, Yao? 303 00:18:08,708 --> 00:18:10,375 Oh, come on. I didn't. 304 00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:11,583 Then what is this smell? 305 00:18:11,666 --> 00:18:13,791 I'm trying a new recipe. 306 00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:16,000 I stuffed stink beans with shrimp paste 307 00:18:16,208 --> 00:18:18,291 to please the Southern customers. 308 00:18:18,833 --> 00:18:20,541 This is the new shape 309 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:23,375 that should go well with the delicious stink beans. 310 00:18:23,583 --> 00:18:24,958 That's really smelly. 311 00:18:25,041 --> 00:18:26,416 It's like we're eating shit. 312 00:18:27,166 --> 00:18:28,625 Oh, my god. 313 00:18:28,791 --> 00:18:31,666 Are you using my special pork, too? 314 00:18:31,958 --> 00:18:33,041 We barely have enough. 315 00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:35,041 -What do you want me to do? -Eat them all! 316 00:18:35,708 --> 00:18:37,541 -Help me. -No way. 317 00:18:38,375 --> 00:18:39,375 I have to go. 318 00:18:50,458 --> 00:18:52,291 When are you going to talk to Maew? 319 00:18:52,625 --> 00:18:54,125 That jerk? 320 00:18:54,208 --> 00:18:55,666 He can't help us. 321 00:18:55,750 --> 00:18:56,791 It's a waste of time. 322 00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:04,291 I don't want to talk to him. 323 00:19:04,541 --> 00:19:06,791 You know how much I hate those people. 324 00:19:06,875 --> 00:19:09,291 Mr. San has already bought all the land around here. 325 00:19:09,375 --> 00:19:11,375 We are the only two houses that won't sell. 326 00:19:11,625 --> 00:19:14,500 Go talk to Maew to see what he wants to do. 327 00:19:14,833 --> 00:19:16,708 Goodness, look at you. 328 00:19:29,083 --> 00:19:30,750 -Hi, Papa. -Don't even. 329 00:19:31,083 --> 00:19:32,875 I'm not your papa. Don't make me kick you. 330 00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:35,750 Hello, Teerachai. 331 00:19:36,750 --> 00:19:37,958 Why were you here last night? 332 00:19:38,041 --> 00:19:40,833 What? I wasn't doing anything. 333 00:19:41,333 --> 00:19:43,375 What about you? What were you doing? 334 00:19:43,458 --> 00:19:44,458 What? What did I do? 335 00:19:44,666 --> 00:19:46,250 I saw it last night. 336 00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:48,166 -What was in that bag? -What bag? 337 00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:49,208 Nonsense. 338 00:19:49,291 --> 00:19:50,375 Don't mess with me. 339 00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:51,583 Now, back to you. 340 00:19:51,666 --> 00:19:53,208 I saw what was in your hand. 341 00:19:53,916 --> 00:19:54,875 What? 342 00:19:54,958 --> 00:19:55,791 What? 343 00:19:56,083 --> 00:19:57,000 I had nothing. 344 00:19:57,291 --> 00:19:59,583 Okay. Both of us didn't do anything. 345 00:19:59,833 --> 00:20:02,083 That's good. But I'd better not find out 346 00:20:02,166 --> 00:20:03,833 that you go around telling people what I did. 347 00:20:03,916 --> 00:20:05,083 What would you do if I tell them? 348 00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:06,333 I won't let you do my daughter. 349 00:20:06,458 --> 00:20:07,833 I've never done anything to her. 350 00:20:07,916 --> 00:20:09,458 -What do you think I've done? -Enough! 351 00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:11,000 Stop saying the word "what"! 352 00:20:11,083 --> 00:20:12,791 And what about Maew? What is he doing now? 353 00:20:12,875 --> 00:20:13,708 Gosh! 354 00:20:17,125 --> 00:20:18,041 Popcorn. 355 00:20:18,541 --> 00:20:19,666 -Popcorn. -Hey! 356 00:20:20,041 --> 00:20:21,500 I told you to call Maew, not the dog. 357 00:20:21,666 --> 00:20:23,041 I want to call the dog, not Maew. 358 00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:24,541 You won't stop, will you? 359 00:20:24,625 --> 00:20:26,125 -Shall we fight? -Meet me at the church. 360 00:20:26,208 --> 00:20:27,458 -To fight? -To pray. 361 00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:29,708 Are you rehearsing your jokes? 362 00:20:30,041 --> 00:20:31,041 -What do you want? -Hey! 363 00:20:34,791 --> 00:20:36,875 Here, chop my arm. 364 00:20:37,458 --> 00:20:38,875 I said, chop my arm. 365 00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:41,125 Shit. 366 00:20:41,208 --> 00:20:42,083 You scared me. 367 00:20:45,125 --> 00:20:47,208 I'm here to talk about Mr. San. 368 00:20:47,458 --> 00:20:49,291 I wanted to talk to you, too. 369 00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:53,166 The other day, Dang sold his property to Mr. San. 370 00:20:53,708 --> 00:20:56,291 I think two heads are better than one. 371 00:20:56,750 --> 00:20:57,750 I agree. 372 00:20:57,833 --> 00:21:01,166 I heard that his lackeys threatened Dang until he finally gave in. 373 00:21:01,375 --> 00:21:03,875 -That's right. -It's good that you have hooligans here. 374 00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:05,250 They won't do the same to us. 375 00:21:05,458 --> 00:21:06,541 You misunderstood. 376 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:08,791 We don't have hooligans here. 377 00:21:09,333 --> 00:21:10,666 My house is the same as yours. 378 00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:12,250 Oh, no. Hang on. 379 00:21:13,125 --> 00:21:15,416 Don't say that we are the same 380 00:21:15,583 --> 00:21:17,750 just because we share the same fence. 381 00:21:17,958 --> 00:21:20,291 You're right. We're probably not the same. 382 00:21:20,375 --> 00:21:22,750 Because no one in my house is scared of his wife. 383 00:21:28,833 --> 00:21:30,416 That's harsh. So harsh. 384 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:34,958 For that, I should stuff my big toe in your mouth. 385 00:22:18,625 --> 00:22:20,458 I shouldn't have wasted my time with a thug you. 386 00:22:20,750 --> 00:22:23,125 I should just let Mr. San buy my house and build a mall. 387 00:22:23,208 --> 00:22:25,208 That would be better than living next to bullies like you. 388 00:22:25,291 --> 00:22:26,750 My gosh, Your Highness! 389 00:22:26,833 --> 00:22:29,791 Mr. San will buy your house to build a toilet for his customers to shit in! 390 00:22:29,875 --> 00:22:30,916 Do you know that? 391 00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:33,875 And do you know what Mr. San will do when he buys your house? 392 00:22:33,958 --> 00:22:37,041 He will buy your house to keep his trash. 393 00:22:37,125 --> 00:22:39,208 Because that way, he doesn't have to change anything. 394 00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:41,250 What a smart-ass! 395 00:22:41,333 --> 00:22:42,208 You chink! 396 00:22:42,291 --> 00:22:43,791 Dog meat bun maker with grandpa breath! 397 00:22:46,875 --> 00:22:48,458 I can't say mean things since I'm above you. 398 00:23:03,541 --> 00:23:05,500 Sommai, I don't know what's gotten into Papa. 399 00:23:05,583 --> 00:23:06,500 He gets so annoyed easily. 400 00:23:06,708 --> 00:23:08,083 Maybe his period is late? 401 00:23:09,541 --> 00:23:10,583 Stop it. 402 00:23:10,666 --> 00:23:12,791 He's my father. Don't joke like that. 403 00:23:12,875 --> 00:23:13,708 I'm sorry. 404 00:23:15,041 --> 00:23:17,291 -I was kidding. -I was kidding, too. 405 00:23:18,250 --> 00:23:19,416 I was kidding. 406 00:23:22,166 --> 00:23:23,708 I was kidding. 407 00:23:23,875 --> 00:23:24,916 It didn't hurt. 408 00:23:27,333 --> 00:23:28,833 Popcorn! 409 00:23:29,458 --> 00:23:31,166 How come you're so cold? 410 00:23:31,250 --> 00:23:33,750 Maybe he was sitting on the ice, so he got all cold. 411 00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:36,750 I am so jealous. 412 00:23:37,208 --> 00:23:39,041 -Are you? -Yes. 413 00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:41,208 I'll make you even more jealous. 414 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,333 Come here, Popcorn. Come here. 415 00:23:57,625 --> 00:23:59,416 Go run and play. 416 00:23:59,500 --> 00:24:01,000 Go run around. Go. 417 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,583 Doing it to a man is more fun. 418 00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:23,333 Hey, Mr. San is here. I'm going to get Papa. 419 00:24:23,625 --> 00:24:25,375 Okay. I will go get Uncle Maew, too. 420 00:24:29,166 --> 00:24:30,791 What is that smell, Papa? 421 00:24:31,916 --> 00:24:33,125 Take your hand off and talk. 422 00:24:33,208 --> 00:24:34,500 What is that smell, Papa? 423 00:24:35,708 --> 00:24:38,166 It's the stuffed stink beans and shrimp paste this crazy tom made. 424 00:24:38,791 --> 00:24:39,708 You mean "tomboy." 425 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,791 Don't even try to correct me. Especially when I'm talking about you. 426 00:24:43,958 --> 00:24:45,750 Papa, Mr. San is here! 427 00:24:45,958 --> 00:24:47,041 Take your hand off. 428 00:24:47,125 --> 00:24:48,125 Mr. San is here. 429 00:24:57,500 --> 00:24:58,500 What's in it, Yao? 430 00:24:58,625 --> 00:24:59,833 It's stink beans and shrimp paste. 431 00:25:03,416 --> 00:25:04,541 Piak, where's Uncle Maew? 432 00:25:05,208 --> 00:25:06,541 You can talk to me. 433 00:25:07,625 --> 00:25:08,791 I'm asking, where is Uncle Maew? 434 00:25:09,958 --> 00:25:13,125 I told you, you can talk to me. 435 00:25:13,208 --> 00:25:14,958 I can handle everything. 436 00:25:16,458 --> 00:25:20,750 Maew told me that if he isn't available, I'm the one that's in charge. 437 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,375 As if I'm the factory owner myself. 438 00:25:25,166 --> 00:25:26,000 Ouch! 439 00:25:26,916 --> 00:25:28,833 What the fuck. That hurts! 440 00:25:29,083 --> 00:25:30,875 If you don't tell me where Uncle Maew is, 441 00:25:31,250 --> 00:25:33,333 I will beat your ass 442 00:25:33,416 --> 00:25:34,375 right here, right now. 443 00:25:34,833 --> 00:25:36,500 Maew is pooping. 444 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:45,916 Hey. 445 00:25:46,416 --> 00:25:48,000 I'm not a dog lover. 446 00:25:48,458 --> 00:25:49,458 Go away! 447 00:25:49,666 --> 00:25:50,958 You won't listen, will you? 448 00:25:51,250 --> 00:25:52,125 Go away! 449 00:25:52,583 --> 00:25:54,250 Do you want a piece of me? 450 00:25:54,583 --> 00:25:55,833 Just you wait. 451 00:26:21,875 --> 00:26:24,083 -Did you see him? -Where? 452 00:26:25,583 --> 00:26:26,583 Popcorn! 453 00:26:31,208 --> 00:26:32,500 How did he die? 454 00:26:33,166 --> 00:26:34,958 And how come he is frozen? 455 00:26:35,791 --> 00:26:38,625 What kind of a gangster kills a dog? 456 00:26:38,833 --> 00:26:40,291 They should have killed a cat instead. 457 00:26:41,583 --> 00:26:42,500 What should we do now? 458 00:26:43,416 --> 00:26:44,500 Let's bury him. 459 00:26:44,583 --> 00:26:45,625 -The dog? -Him. 460 00:26:48,375 --> 00:26:49,291 Me? 461 00:26:51,041 --> 00:26:52,916 How come his grave is in a heart shape? 462 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,041 Because I love him. 463 00:26:55,375 --> 00:26:56,541 Just like how I love you. 464 00:26:57,083 --> 00:26:58,291 And since I love you too, 465 00:26:59,125 --> 00:27:01,541 when you die, I'll make your grave heart-shaped as well. 466 00:27:03,958 --> 00:27:05,041 Cover it up. 467 00:27:14,291 --> 00:27:15,666 He's still cold. 468 00:27:17,166 --> 00:27:18,875 I don't think Mr. San killed him. 469 00:27:30,083 --> 00:27:32,166 I'm sorry, Yao. 470 00:27:32,833 --> 00:27:34,166 Did you eat someone's fart or what? 471 00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:36,000 I ate the stink beans. 472 00:27:38,333 --> 00:27:39,583 Sweet beans? 473 00:27:39,958 --> 00:27:42,041 No, stink beans. 474 00:27:42,541 --> 00:27:44,625 Stop messing around. Take off your shirt. 475 00:27:46,458 --> 00:27:50,208 Whoever wants it off should come and take it off. 476 00:28:13,500 --> 00:28:14,500 You've got more? 477 00:28:26,458 --> 00:28:28,166 Do you think you live at the North Pole? 478 00:28:30,375 --> 00:28:32,583 I get cold easily. 479 00:28:34,375 --> 00:28:35,958 That's not the only thing you get easily. 480 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,083 You smell easily, too. 481 00:28:45,875 --> 00:28:47,583 It's so cold. 482 00:28:48,208 --> 00:28:49,083 Cold? 483 00:28:49,166 --> 00:28:50,125 It's hella hot! 484 00:28:50,208 --> 00:28:51,583 We're not inside the ice factory. 485 00:29:02,041 --> 00:29:04,250 Get off me! I'm a tomboy, not a girl! 486 00:29:04,375 --> 00:29:05,333 Get off! 487 00:29:12,916 --> 00:29:14,333 Come! Hurry! 488 00:29:16,875 --> 00:29:18,041 What is that? Wait! 489 00:29:19,083 --> 00:29:20,125 What happened, Yao? 490 00:29:20,208 --> 00:29:22,458 You must be doing something to her to make her scream so loud! 491 00:29:22,541 --> 00:29:23,458 Hey, who's that? 492 00:29:23,541 --> 00:29:24,458 That's Mr. San. 493 00:29:24,541 --> 00:29:26,250 What happened? Someone, please explain to me. 494 00:29:26,333 --> 00:29:28,083 Gosh, Papa. Slow down. 495 00:29:28,166 --> 00:29:30,416 You want all the spotlight! You don't think about us. 496 00:29:32,625 --> 00:29:33,833 Come. Follow me. 497 00:29:42,083 --> 00:29:43,208 Why are you moving back? 498 00:29:49,125 --> 00:29:51,000 Gosh, I knew he was crazy. 499 00:29:51,083 --> 00:29:53,750 He ate a freaking cooling gel patch. 500 00:29:55,166 --> 00:29:57,250 Papa, can cooling gel patches move? 501 00:30:12,375 --> 00:30:13,208 Hey. 502 00:30:16,291 --> 00:30:17,291 It's cute. 503 00:31:22,958 --> 00:31:23,791 All gone. 504 00:31:27,166 --> 00:31:28,875 Hey. Where did it go? 505 00:31:29,625 --> 00:31:30,625 Where did it go? 506 00:31:35,500 --> 00:31:37,708 It's in my pants! Hey, Moo-dang! 507 00:31:41,333 --> 00:31:42,375 Help. 508 00:31:43,750 --> 00:31:45,083 It's over here! 509 00:31:47,250 --> 00:31:48,375 Oh, no. 510 00:31:48,708 --> 00:31:50,000 Help. Help me. 511 00:31:50,083 --> 00:31:51,208 Hurry up! 512 00:31:53,250 --> 00:31:54,791 -Get out! -That's enough. 513 00:31:55,083 --> 00:31:56,583 -Out! -That's enough! 514 00:31:58,291 --> 00:31:59,833 The worm is gone. 515 00:31:59,916 --> 00:32:01,375 What you're stepping on 516 00:32:01,458 --> 00:32:02,833 is my worm. 517 00:32:04,291 --> 00:32:06,291 Papa, where did the worm go? 518 00:32:06,375 --> 00:32:07,625 Forget it. Get inside the house. 519 00:32:11,416 --> 00:32:12,375 Get inside! 520 00:32:15,708 --> 00:32:17,166 Hurry! 521 00:32:17,583 --> 00:32:18,708 Hurry! 522 00:32:19,500 --> 00:32:20,666 Over here. 523 00:32:23,916 --> 00:32:24,833 Hurry. 524 00:32:25,625 --> 00:32:26,666 Moo-dang! 525 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,166 Lock the front door. Yao, lock the back door! 526 00:32:34,875 --> 00:32:36,375 Ma-mia, wake up! 527 00:32:36,458 --> 00:32:37,750 Something happened, Ma-mia! 528 00:32:38,041 --> 00:32:40,625 Yao, can you tell me now what the hell that was? 529 00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:42,000 -I don't know. -Papa. 530 00:32:42,083 --> 00:32:43,833 How can an unconscious person get goose bumps? 531 00:32:44,791 --> 00:32:45,666 Yao. 532 00:32:45,750 --> 00:32:48,416 What did you do to her to leave her so aroused like this? 533 00:32:48,583 --> 00:32:49,791 Don't overexaggerate things now. 534 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,666 Maybe Ma-mia has goose bumps 535 00:32:52,750 --> 00:32:54,666 because the worm is somewhere near? 536 00:32:56,625 --> 00:32:57,708 What made you say that? 537 00:32:57,791 --> 00:33:00,083 Because when we first saw it, Ma-mia also got goose bumps. 538 00:33:01,125 --> 00:33:02,416 Did you lock the back door? 539 00:33:02,750 --> 00:33:04,416 No, I didn't lock it. I just closed it. 540 00:33:22,208 --> 00:33:24,250 Why did you lock the front door? 541 00:33:24,541 --> 00:33:25,708 Why are you home so late? 542 00:33:26,291 --> 00:33:27,958 I went to tutoring. 543 00:33:28,041 --> 00:33:30,458 Then I sent off my girl to her house. 544 00:33:30,875 --> 00:33:33,041 Moo-sub, did you see something when you came in? 545 00:33:33,125 --> 00:33:34,041 What thing? 546 00:33:34,500 --> 00:33:36,958 It's a monster that looks like a gel worm. 547 00:33:37,041 --> 00:33:38,375 And it killed Mr. San, too. 548 00:33:38,458 --> 00:33:39,833 Oh, really? 549 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,041 Yes! 550 00:33:44,375 --> 00:33:45,458 Is it like this one? 551 00:33:45,750 --> 00:33:47,125 Yes, kind of! 552 00:33:47,208 --> 00:33:48,416 Where did you get that? 553 00:33:48,625 --> 00:33:49,708 My girl gave it to me. 554 00:33:49,791 --> 00:33:50,833 -I see. -I see. 555 00:34:00,541 --> 00:34:01,583 Where is it? 556 00:34:08,041 --> 00:34:09,916 Let's go. Go now! 557 00:34:10,458 --> 00:34:11,958 Hurry. Go upstairs! 558 00:34:24,875 --> 00:34:25,833 Hello. 559 00:34:26,333 --> 00:34:27,750 A snake got into your house? 560 00:34:27,833 --> 00:34:29,291 What kind of snake? A python? 561 00:34:29,375 --> 00:34:30,750 How long? Two meters. 562 00:34:30,833 --> 00:34:31,750 Isn't that too long? 563 00:34:31,833 --> 00:34:33,416 Hello? What got into your house? 564 00:34:33,500 --> 00:34:35,208 Monitor lizard? Varanus salvator? 565 00:34:35,291 --> 00:34:36,666 Water monitor! Give me a moment. 566 00:34:36,750 --> 00:34:37,875 Hello, how's the snake? 567 00:34:37,958 --> 00:34:39,666 It's in the kitchen now? Can you hit it? 568 00:34:39,750 --> 00:34:41,166 You won't kill an animal? Hang on. 569 00:34:41,250 --> 00:34:42,333 How is the monitor lizard now? 570 00:34:42,416 --> 00:34:44,125 It moved past the kitchen? Hit it now. 571 00:34:44,208 --> 00:34:46,333 One moment, please. Hello? What got into your house? 572 00:34:46,416 --> 00:34:47,291 Your kid won't come home? 573 00:34:47,375 --> 00:34:48,750 Mom, I'm busy. 574 00:34:49,250 --> 00:34:51,583 I will send you the money at the end of the month, Mom. 575 00:34:51,666 --> 00:34:54,166 Hello, where is the monitor lizard now? 576 00:34:54,500 --> 00:34:56,166 Why isn't the police picking up? 577 00:34:56,333 --> 00:34:58,083 -All lines are busy. -What? 578 00:34:58,666 --> 00:35:01,958 Can the big worm really eat people? 579 00:35:02,041 --> 00:35:03,791 Yes! I saw it with my own eyes. 580 00:35:03,875 --> 00:35:05,458 Mr. San's body is still lying outside. 581 00:35:05,541 --> 00:35:07,041 A python got under your sarong? 582 00:35:07,125 --> 00:35:08,958 Squeeze your legs! Wait a second. 583 00:35:09,041 --> 00:35:10,625 Hello? How's the monitor lizard doing? 584 00:35:10,833 --> 00:35:12,000 It's in your sarong, too? 585 00:35:12,083 --> 00:35:12,958 Hello. 586 00:35:13,041 --> 00:35:14,208 Why are you calling again, Mom? 587 00:35:14,291 --> 00:35:16,291 Hold on. I will top up the credit on your phone card. 588 00:35:16,375 --> 00:35:17,791 Hello? How's the lizard doing? 589 00:35:17,875 --> 00:35:21,000 Hello. Yes, when you send the fax, press nine, got it? 590 00:35:21,083 --> 00:35:22,750 Hello. Yes, Mom. 591 00:35:22,833 --> 00:35:24,291 You're not my mom. Who the hell are you? 592 00:35:24,791 --> 00:35:27,125 Hello? A python? Just cook it and eat it! 593 00:35:27,208 --> 00:35:28,500 And put a lot of basil leaves, too. 594 00:35:31,875 --> 00:35:33,250 -Hello. -Hello. 595 00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:34,666 I would like to report 596 00:35:34,958 --> 00:35:37,041 that someone got killed, and the body is in my house. 597 00:35:37,458 --> 00:35:38,875 Please calm down. 598 00:35:39,208 --> 00:35:42,333 How many criminals were there? And are they still there? 599 00:35:42,541 --> 00:35:44,583 -Do they have any weapons? -They are here. Two of them. 600 00:35:44,666 --> 00:35:45,958 But I am not sure about the weapons. 601 00:35:47,166 --> 00:35:48,416 Two people, right? 602 00:35:48,666 --> 00:35:50,791 No, two worms. 603 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,250 They look like those cooling gel patches that we see on TV. 604 00:35:53,333 --> 00:35:54,625 They jump inside peoples' mouths, 605 00:35:54,708 --> 00:35:55,958 get into their stomachs, 606 00:35:56,041 --> 00:35:58,875 and freeze them until they die. 607 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:01,083 Excuse me, 608 00:36:01,458 --> 00:36:03,583 but I don't have time to play games. 609 00:36:04,125 --> 00:36:06,916 Do you think it's funny to prank call the police? 610 00:36:07,250 --> 00:36:09,666 I'll trace your call and arrest you! 611 00:36:09,833 --> 00:36:11,666 I'm serious, officer. 612 00:36:11,750 --> 00:36:13,166 There are worms that are killing people. 613 00:36:14,750 --> 00:36:16,791 Oh, really? Hey, you know what? 614 00:36:16,875 --> 00:36:19,166 King Kong is here too. 615 00:36:19,416 --> 00:36:21,541 Seriously, King Kong is here at the police station. 616 00:36:21,625 --> 00:36:25,375 And this King Kong also helps good people kill bad guys. 617 00:36:25,458 --> 00:36:27,666 Everyone is talking about him. 618 00:36:27,750 --> 00:36:29,791 He helps justice prevail! 619 00:36:32,708 --> 00:36:33,958 I hope you get shot by bad guys. 620 00:36:34,333 --> 00:36:38,041 Sorry. I am going to sit here and take calls until the day I retire. 621 00:36:42,083 --> 00:36:44,708 Gosh, who would be stupid enough to want to go out and get killed? 622 00:36:45,541 --> 00:36:47,291 If I were him, I wouldn't believe it either. 623 00:37:57,208 --> 00:37:59,625 If Mom didn't force me, I wouldn't have brought you. 624 00:38:00,125 --> 00:38:01,958 It's embarrassing to have a transsexual brother. 625 00:38:02,416 --> 00:38:05,458 San is also my brother. I'm here for him, too. 626 00:38:05,666 --> 00:38:06,750 I can't even understand you. 627 00:38:07,958 --> 00:38:08,875 This way! 628 00:38:12,250 --> 00:38:13,500 This way? 629 00:38:13,583 --> 00:38:14,458 Yes. 630 00:38:18,250 --> 00:38:20,750 It looks like no one is here. 631 00:38:21,416 --> 00:38:22,708 Let's go check out the other house. 632 00:38:30,208 --> 00:38:31,333 There's nobody here. 633 00:38:33,125 --> 00:38:34,416 Where's my brother? 634 00:38:34,500 --> 00:38:36,333 How the hell should I know? He isn't my brother. 635 00:38:39,666 --> 00:38:41,416 Are you aiming to get 20 stitches? 636 00:38:41,583 --> 00:38:43,041 I think 20 is too little. 637 00:38:43,208 --> 00:38:44,708 Make it 40! 638 00:38:45,208 --> 00:38:47,875 I can claim my insurance and also get to stay in a hospital. 639 00:38:51,375 --> 00:38:52,375 Come at me! 640 00:38:52,791 --> 00:38:53,708 Fine! 641 00:38:57,125 --> 00:38:59,416 Oh, wow. 642 00:39:02,500 --> 00:39:03,541 So, what's the matter? 643 00:39:03,625 --> 00:39:04,833 Where's my brother? 644 00:39:04,916 --> 00:39:07,041 -His car is parked outside. -Did you talk to that house? 645 00:39:07,125 --> 00:39:08,291 No, I didn't see anyone there. 646 00:39:08,375 --> 00:39:09,958 They're there. Go and check carefully. 647 00:39:10,166 --> 00:39:12,125 Hey. You guys go check it out. 648 00:39:12,458 --> 00:39:13,541 I will wait here. 649 00:39:29,375 --> 00:39:30,500 You Bun Face! 650 00:39:30,583 --> 00:39:31,916 I won't be killed by some worm. 651 00:39:32,208 --> 00:39:34,041 I will be killed by that cleaver! 652 00:39:34,125 --> 00:39:35,250 Sorry, darling. 653 00:39:43,791 --> 00:39:44,958 Did you find people to help us? 654 00:39:45,041 --> 00:39:47,333 No, I thought your papa wasn't here and that it was our chance. 655 00:39:47,416 --> 00:39:48,416 Your chance to do what? 656 00:39:49,625 --> 00:39:50,541 I knew it! 657 00:39:50,875 --> 00:39:52,666 Trusting someone like you... 658 00:39:53,125 --> 00:39:54,166 is useless! 659 00:39:54,541 --> 00:39:56,125 And what is that in your hand? 660 00:39:56,666 --> 00:39:57,541 Condoms. 661 00:39:57,708 --> 00:39:58,666 Is screwing my daughter 662 00:39:58,750 --> 00:40:00,833 the only thing you can think about all day, huh? 663 00:40:00,916 --> 00:40:02,583 Have you ever thought about doing anything else? 664 00:40:02,958 --> 00:40:05,458 Hey, can you please lower your voice? 665 00:40:05,750 --> 00:40:07,583 That monster might hear us, you know. 666 00:40:08,166 --> 00:40:09,041 Monster? 667 00:40:09,125 --> 00:40:09,958 What monster? 668 00:40:10,166 --> 00:40:11,541 I mean this horny monster 669 00:40:11,625 --> 00:40:12,750 who always carries condoms. 670 00:40:12,833 --> 00:40:14,666 -Where? Where-- -It's you! 671 00:40:20,458 --> 00:40:21,583 Why did you throw it? 672 00:40:21,958 --> 00:40:23,000 I picked it up for you. 673 00:40:26,708 --> 00:40:28,708 Where the hell is everybody? 674 00:40:36,333 --> 00:40:37,375 Wait. 675 00:40:38,625 --> 00:40:39,791 Don't destroy things 676 00:40:40,166 --> 00:40:41,375 for no reason. 677 00:40:41,875 --> 00:40:42,916 What do you want to do, sir? 678 00:40:43,416 --> 00:40:44,375 "Madam." 679 00:40:44,541 --> 00:40:45,583 So, what then, madam? 680 00:40:47,833 --> 00:40:48,916 Are you coming out? 681 00:40:49,958 --> 00:40:52,500 If not, I will eat this... 682 00:40:53,791 --> 00:40:55,125 without paying. 683 00:41:01,083 --> 00:41:02,000 What kind of bun is that? 684 00:41:02,083 --> 00:41:03,083 It freaking stinks. 685 00:41:03,166 --> 00:41:04,000 How could you eat it? 686 00:41:04,333 --> 00:41:06,000 It's tasty. 687 00:41:24,083 --> 00:41:25,250 What the hell is that? 688 00:41:25,791 --> 00:41:26,625 Lam. 689 00:41:26,708 --> 00:41:27,625 Lam? Lam? 690 00:41:31,250 --> 00:41:33,166 Where is everyone? 691 00:41:43,083 --> 00:41:44,083 Take this! 692 00:41:44,958 --> 00:41:46,083 And this. 693 00:41:47,541 --> 00:41:48,458 And this. 694 00:41:50,916 --> 00:41:51,791 Get out. 695 00:42:01,250 --> 00:42:03,458 What the hell is taking them so long? What are they doing? 696 00:42:09,833 --> 00:42:12,458 The bun factory is really in for it. 697 00:42:17,208 --> 00:42:19,291 What the hell is taking you guys so long? 698 00:42:36,458 --> 00:42:37,416 Sunny. 699 00:42:38,833 --> 00:42:39,750 Sunny, where are you? 700 00:42:53,833 --> 00:42:55,000 Where is it? 701 00:42:59,500 --> 00:43:00,625 I think it's gone. 702 00:43:01,625 --> 00:43:03,791 We'd better turn off the lights. 703 00:43:04,125 --> 00:43:05,625 Don't even think about anything perverted. 704 00:43:05,916 --> 00:43:07,583 Let's do it so it won't be able to see us, Papa. 705 00:43:12,833 --> 00:43:13,791 Well... 706 00:43:14,208 --> 00:43:15,791 -Shit. -Shit. Who turned off the lights? 707 00:43:15,875 --> 00:43:16,791 I did. 708 00:43:18,166 --> 00:43:19,166 Wow, you are fast. 709 00:43:20,833 --> 00:43:22,375 Papa, what is that? 710 00:43:22,541 --> 00:43:23,416 Hey. 711 00:43:37,458 --> 00:43:39,083 Hey! That's... 712 00:43:39,166 --> 00:43:40,208 Moo-dang, don't! 713 00:43:41,583 --> 00:43:43,375 It's here. I've been looking for it. 714 00:43:43,458 --> 00:43:44,333 What is it? 715 00:43:44,583 --> 00:43:45,500 A debit card 716 00:43:45,583 --> 00:43:47,041 that glows in the dark. 717 00:43:50,666 --> 00:43:51,583 Hey. 718 00:44:00,625 --> 00:44:01,541 -Oh, my god! -Oh, my god! 719 00:44:01,750 --> 00:44:03,000 How come they got bigger? 720 00:44:10,625 --> 00:44:11,666 Everyone, this way! 721 00:44:16,583 --> 00:44:19,000 -Come down. Come down now! -Come down! 722 00:44:19,166 --> 00:44:21,208 -Come down now! -Why are you up there? 723 00:44:23,416 --> 00:44:25,333 -Come down. Now! -Come! 724 00:44:29,208 --> 00:44:30,041 Oh, no. 725 00:44:31,125 --> 00:44:31,958 She's not dead. 726 00:44:34,625 --> 00:44:35,916 I'm going to tell Uncle Maew. 727 00:44:37,916 --> 00:44:40,333 Sommai, he won't believe you. 728 00:44:40,416 --> 00:44:41,791 Even the police didn't believe us. 729 00:44:41,958 --> 00:44:44,083 Mind your own business. You're useless. 730 00:44:45,125 --> 00:44:46,041 That hurts! 731 00:44:47,791 --> 00:44:50,000 -I'll go. -It's even more useless if you go. 732 00:44:50,250 --> 00:44:51,750 That hurts more. 733 00:44:52,250 --> 00:44:54,458 You guys really hate each other. 734 00:44:59,166 --> 00:45:01,458 I saw Mr. San and his thugs come here, 735 00:45:02,041 --> 00:45:02,958 so I am here... 736 00:45:04,875 --> 00:45:05,750 to help. 737 00:45:06,208 --> 00:45:07,041 I see. 738 00:45:07,125 --> 00:45:08,458 Thank... Thank you. 739 00:45:10,166 --> 00:45:12,166 What's going on here, Teerachai? 740 00:45:12,500 --> 00:45:14,416 There are monster worms infesting my house, 741 00:45:14,500 --> 00:45:15,875 and they killed Mr. San. 742 00:45:15,958 --> 00:45:18,291 We are trying to escape. 743 00:45:18,750 --> 00:45:19,666 And... 744 00:45:20,916 --> 00:45:22,166 you should go, too. 745 00:45:22,250 --> 00:45:23,375 Are they fighting yet? 746 00:45:23,458 --> 00:45:25,291 Are they fighting yet? 747 00:45:25,375 --> 00:45:26,291 Are they? 748 00:45:28,375 --> 00:45:29,375 Are they? 749 00:45:29,541 --> 00:45:30,416 We are making up now. 750 00:45:30,500 --> 00:45:33,333 I wouldn't say "making up," 751 00:45:33,416 --> 00:45:35,000 just negotiating terms. 752 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:38,833 But where the hell were you? 753 00:45:39,083 --> 00:45:41,416 I went to the Bun's house, and nobody was there. 754 00:45:42,583 --> 00:45:43,708 But I found this. 755 00:45:45,083 --> 00:45:46,666 -Watch it. Here. -What is it? 756 00:45:47,125 --> 00:45:48,125 It's so cool. 757 00:45:49,833 --> 00:45:50,916 Aren't you scared? 758 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:51,958 I am. 759 00:45:53,041 --> 00:45:54,833 Look, Uncle Maew. 760 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,208 Hey. Did she just eat her husband? 761 00:46:11,791 --> 00:46:13,000 Won't she eat us, too? 762 00:46:17,125 --> 00:46:19,083 She laid so many eggs. Let's get out of here! 763 00:46:19,291 --> 00:46:20,333 -No, we can't. -Why? 764 00:46:20,416 --> 00:46:22,250 What happens if we escape and the eggs hatch? 765 00:46:22,333 --> 00:46:23,583 It will be a disaster. 766 00:46:26,708 --> 00:46:28,458 We must do something. 767 00:46:30,041 --> 00:46:31,291 Let's all escape. 768 00:46:31,833 --> 00:46:32,750 Come on, Papa. 769 00:46:32,916 --> 00:46:34,750 Didn't you teach me about "Ngi"? 770 00:46:35,041 --> 00:46:36,041 Wait. What? 771 00:46:36,125 --> 00:46:38,041 Chinese people teach their kids about being "Ngi" too? 772 00:46:38,125 --> 00:46:39,041 It's "Ngee," 773 00:46:39,125 --> 00:46:40,416 which means virtue. 774 00:46:40,916 --> 00:46:42,416 Not "Ngi," which means horny. 775 00:46:46,041 --> 00:46:47,000 I'll go. 776 00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:54,625 You're better off opening a condom factory. 777 00:47:00,416 --> 00:47:02,208 An old man like you won't stand a chance. 778 00:47:02,291 --> 00:47:04,291 Save yourself and go enjoy the Lent festival in Phuket. 779 00:47:06,625 --> 00:47:07,541 I'll go. 780 00:47:11,250 --> 00:47:12,250 Enough! 781 00:47:12,416 --> 00:47:13,625 This movie is only two hours long. 782 00:47:13,708 --> 00:47:15,458 And you've all been arguing for ten minutes. 783 00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:17,125 Let's all go together! 784 00:47:35,916 --> 00:47:37,791 -Where should I put her? -Over there. 785 00:47:37,958 --> 00:47:38,916 Put her down. 786 00:47:39,958 --> 00:47:41,416 Be careful. 787 00:47:41,666 --> 00:47:42,791 She's so heavy. 788 00:47:43,750 --> 00:47:44,750 -Boss. -Yes? 789 00:47:44,833 --> 00:47:46,625 I think we should check out Ma-mia's arms. 790 00:47:47,375 --> 00:47:50,500 When the hair stands up, that means we are closer to the monster. 791 00:47:56,083 --> 00:47:57,333 A bun! 792 00:47:57,833 --> 00:47:59,666 I'm hungry. 793 00:47:59,958 --> 00:48:01,500 -No! -Why? 794 00:48:01,708 --> 00:48:02,833 This isn't a bun. 795 00:48:02,916 --> 00:48:05,166 -What? -It's one of the worm's eggs. 796 00:48:11,125 --> 00:48:13,625 What kind of egg looks like buns? 797 00:48:13,708 --> 00:48:15,666 -They're in a bun shop, too. -We must crush them 798 00:48:15,750 --> 00:48:17,250 before they hatch. 799 00:48:17,333 --> 00:48:18,916 You cooling gel guppies! 800 00:48:24,791 --> 00:48:25,750 Oh, no. 801 00:48:25,833 --> 00:48:26,750 They won't get crushed. 802 00:48:26,833 --> 00:48:28,708 -What now? -Let's keep stomping on them. 803 00:48:31,791 --> 00:48:33,125 They're not breaking open. 804 00:48:33,333 --> 00:48:34,208 I can see that. 805 00:48:40,625 --> 00:48:42,916 -Take this! -Guys... Guys! 806 00:48:43,083 --> 00:48:44,458 Look at Ma-mia's hair. 807 00:48:47,250 --> 00:48:48,083 Oh, no. 808 00:48:48,250 --> 00:48:49,166 Oh, my god. 809 00:48:50,166 --> 00:48:51,333 We are screwed. 810 00:48:53,583 --> 00:48:54,916 Piak, behind you! 811 00:49:16,875 --> 00:49:18,000 What bullet did you use? 812 00:49:18,083 --> 00:49:19,000 A buckshot 27 pellets. 813 00:49:39,791 --> 00:49:40,833 Where did it go? 814 00:49:42,916 --> 00:49:45,375 The door is closed and it's huge. Where did it disappear to? 815 00:49:45,458 --> 00:49:46,875 Let's make a run for it! 816 00:49:47,416 --> 00:49:48,666 Piak, help me! 817 00:49:49,583 --> 00:49:51,125 Why don't you carry her yourself? 818 00:49:51,208 --> 00:49:52,833 -I'm a tomboy. -I see. You're a tomboy. 819 00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:57,500 Maew, did you pass out? 820 00:49:59,750 --> 00:50:01,208 Hey, Uncle Maew passed out! 821 00:50:01,541 --> 00:50:02,916 Let's help him. Come on! 822 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:03,833 Maew. 823 00:50:04,666 --> 00:50:05,500 Oh, my god! 824 00:50:06,083 --> 00:50:07,958 Help him. Help him, come on! 825 00:50:09,500 --> 00:50:11,083 Yao, take Ma-mia. 826 00:50:11,166 --> 00:50:12,958 -I'm a tomboy. -Tomboys are supposed to be manly. 827 00:50:13,166 --> 00:50:14,291 Oh, really? 828 00:50:15,250 --> 00:50:17,208 -Uncle Maew! -Uncle Maew. Gosh! 829 00:50:19,291 --> 00:50:20,666 I'm not dead yet. 830 00:50:20,750 --> 00:50:22,291 What's wrong with your daughter? 831 00:50:25,750 --> 00:50:27,166 Come. Let's go now. 832 00:50:27,958 --> 00:50:29,625 Put him down. 833 00:50:30,583 --> 00:50:31,791 Oh, no! 834 00:50:32,041 --> 00:50:34,333 Teerachai, can you ask your daughter to shut up? 835 00:50:34,916 --> 00:50:35,875 Please stop, dear. 836 00:50:40,500 --> 00:50:41,416 Oh, gosh! 837 00:50:44,208 --> 00:50:46,291 Oh, I found it! 838 00:50:56,541 --> 00:50:58,041 Freedom! 839 00:51:06,875 --> 00:51:08,708 Here's a bun. 840 00:51:13,666 --> 00:51:15,791 Don't eat me. 841 00:51:26,458 --> 00:51:28,666 What should we do? Should we take Uncle Maew to the hospital? 842 00:51:28,791 --> 00:51:30,666 I think you should try to fart it out. 843 00:51:30,916 --> 00:51:32,041 Fart it out? 844 00:51:32,125 --> 00:51:34,833 I tried so hard to even shit it out. My ass is still throbbing. 845 00:51:34,916 --> 00:51:37,000 I think the worm is trying to figure out what's in your ass. 846 00:51:37,250 --> 00:51:38,541 Instead of pulling it out, 847 00:51:38,750 --> 00:51:39,958 why don't we push it in? 848 00:51:40,166 --> 00:51:42,916 Once it gets in and realizes that there is nothing there but shit, 849 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,041 it will come out on its own. 850 00:51:44,583 --> 00:51:45,958 But what if it can't find a way out? 851 00:51:46,041 --> 00:51:48,375 Then we will let someone put his mouth on your ass 852 00:51:48,458 --> 00:51:49,625 and yell "Follow my voice!" 853 00:51:53,625 --> 00:51:54,875 Piak, move aside. 854 00:51:56,541 --> 00:51:58,166 When I tell you to let go, let it go, okay? 855 00:51:58,666 --> 00:52:00,875 Sommai, have you ever played golf before? 856 00:52:00,958 --> 00:52:02,833 No. But it shouldn't be that hard. 857 00:52:04,458 --> 00:52:05,333 -What? -Wait! 858 00:52:08,041 --> 00:52:09,125 -Move aside. -Why? 859 00:52:09,208 --> 00:52:10,750 I can tell you don't know what you're doing. 860 00:52:10,833 --> 00:52:11,708 Let me do it. 861 00:52:13,166 --> 00:52:15,000 Maew, don't worry. I will hit it myself. 862 00:52:15,083 --> 00:52:16,000 I have done this before. 863 00:52:16,250 --> 00:52:17,166 You've played golf? 864 00:52:17,250 --> 00:52:19,166 -I've hit a chicken once. -He keeps pissing me off. 865 00:52:19,416 --> 00:52:21,875 He kicked me down, but he told everyone I passed out. 866 00:52:21,958 --> 00:52:23,000 What's with the mumbling? 867 00:52:29,583 --> 00:52:31,416 -How did it go? -Your asshole is safe. 868 00:52:32,958 --> 00:52:35,041 However, I don't know where that thing went. 869 00:52:38,208 --> 00:52:39,083 Papa. 870 00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,375 Moo-sub, Papa will be okay. Don't worry. 871 00:52:49,666 --> 00:52:51,458 I'm not worried about him. 872 00:52:51,833 --> 00:52:53,250 I threw up 873 00:52:53,333 --> 00:52:56,250 because he just pulled it out of Uncle Maew's asshole. 874 00:52:58,541 --> 00:52:59,500 What should we do? 875 00:52:59,958 --> 00:53:00,916 I'll do what he did. 876 00:53:01,458 --> 00:53:04,041 But now, it's my turn. Don't worry. 877 00:53:04,291 --> 00:53:05,583 I've played in a tournament before. 878 00:53:06,291 --> 00:53:07,208 What did you say? 879 00:53:07,833 --> 00:53:08,666 What did you say? 880 00:53:08,958 --> 00:53:10,916 -A golf tournament? -A cockfighting tournament. 881 00:53:14,416 --> 00:53:15,750 It was already out. Why put it back? 882 00:53:16,291 --> 00:53:17,125 What? 883 00:53:17,416 --> 00:53:18,875 -What did you say? -Papa said, "I forgot." 884 00:53:20,250 --> 00:53:21,416 I see. Lie down! 885 00:53:23,541 --> 00:53:24,750 Oh, no! 886 00:53:29,166 --> 00:53:30,125 Oh, my god. 887 00:53:40,500 --> 00:53:41,791 "Aim for the moon. 888 00:53:41,875 --> 00:53:43,916 Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars." 889 00:53:44,750 --> 00:53:45,833 Thank you so much, Maew. 890 00:53:46,291 --> 00:53:47,750 I believe that one day 891 00:53:47,833 --> 00:53:50,541 you will definitely get to wave a Thai flag at the PGA Tour. 892 00:53:52,375 --> 00:53:53,833 I like wild catfish curry. 893 00:53:54,291 --> 00:53:56,208 I wish that one day, all the hamburger lovers out there 894 00:53:56,291 --> 00:53:57,791 will get to taste the wild catfish curry. 895 00:53:59,333 --> 00:54:00,375 Keep it up! 896 00:54:00,791 --> 00:54:03,041 Mr. Pro Golfer from Thailand. 897 00:54:03,458 --> 00:54:05,375 Aren't the both of you worried about what's going on? 898 00:54:08,750 --> 00:54:09,708 Go! 899 00:54:32,458 --> 00:54:34,083 It's crushed into pieces. 900 00:54:34,416 --> 00:54:35,375 I got an idea. 901 00:54:35,458 --> 00:54:37,250 These worms don't like the cold. 902 00:54:37,333 --> 00:54:38,333 Did you hear me? 903 00:54:38,416 --> 00:54:40,041 These worms don't like the cold! 904 00:54:41,166 --> 00:54:42,333 Everybody, listen up. 905 00:54:42,458 --> 00:54:44,041 These worms' weakness is the cold. 906 00:54:44,333 --> 00:54:45,625 We have to lure... 907 00:54:50,750 --> 00:54:52,416 these worms. 908 00:54:52,791 --> 00:54:54,750 -To where? -Dream World. 909 00:54:55,166 --> 00:54:57,000 -Why Dream World? -You're asking why? 910 00:54:57,083 --> 00:54:58,291 Because Snow Town is there. 911 00:54:58,583 --> 00:54:59,708 It's very cold. 912 00:55:00,041 --> 00:55:02,500 And these worms will die for sure. 913 00:55:02,875 --> 00:55:04,708 I went there two years ago. 914 00:55:05,208 --> 00:55:06,166 Retards! 915 00:55:06,250 --> 00:55:07,500 That's nonsense. 916 00:55:07,583 --> 00:55:09,291 You're wasting my time. 917 00:55:09,666 --> 00:55:10,666 You suck. 918 00:55:11,166 --> 00:55:13,916 There's already an ice making pool here, if you want to lure them. 919 00:55:14,583 --> 00:55:15,708 I got a plan. 920 00:55:18,541 --> 00:55:21,875 We must have someone who will sacrifice himself 921 00:55:22,375 --> 00:55:24,000 to lure the worm out. 922 00:55:45,083 --> 00:55:46,083 Moo-dang, 923 00:55:47,416 --> 00:55:48,666 if I die, 924 00:55:49,833 --> 00:55:51,333 please take good care of yourself. 925 00:55:51,708 --> 00:55:53,333 If you die, 926 00:55:54,458 --> 00:55:56,791 I will find a better man to take care of me. 927 00:56:00,375 --> 00:56:02,833 Come on, I was just kidding. 928 00:56:02,916 --> 00:56:04,916 You don't need to make a sad face. 929 00:56:08,500 --> 00:56:09,916 Would you let yourself die 930 00:56:10,708 --> 00:56:13,875 before trying my special buns? 931 00:56:26,625 --> 00:56:28,083 From now on, 932 00:56:29,125 --> 00:56:30,833 our houses will no longer be divided by a fence. 933 00:56:54,750 --> 00:56:56,125 Why did you squeeze my butt cheeks? 934 00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:23,000 Oh, shit. 935 00:57:45,916 --> 00:57:46,750 No! 936 00:59:40,833 --> 00:59:42,250 You are a hero! 937 00:59:42,333 --> 00:59:43,833 -Nice! -Good job! 938 00:59:43,916 --> 00:59:44,958 My nephew! 939 00:59:45,916 --> 00:59:48,083 Hey. 940 00:59:56,083 --> 00:59:58,791 You've used this trick with Uncle Maew before, so please don't. 941 01:00:04,875 --> 01:00:05,791 Oh, no. 942 01:00:12,333 --> 01:00:13,250 Bun! 943 01:00:13,333 --> 01:00:14,500 Why did you give me a crowbar? 944 01:00:14,958 --> 01:00:15,833 No! 945 01:00:48,125 --> 01:00:50,083 Piak, lower the temperature now. 946 01:01:53,958 --> 01:01:55,541 When she kissed you to give you air, 947 01:01:55,625 --> 01:01:56,708 did you get turned on? 948 01:01:58,541 --> 01:01:59,708 Are you crazy? 949 01:01:59,791 --> 01:02:01,541 A dying person couldn't get turned on. 950 01:02:03,125 --> 01:02:04,583 What about you? Did you get turned on? 951 01:02:06,625 --> 01:02:08,250 A little bit. 952 01:02:11,875 --> 01:02:13,583 Papa, it's okay. 953 01:02:13,791 --> 01:02:14,916 Forget about it. 954 01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:16,583 You know that it takes two to tango. 955 01:02:16,875 --> 01:02:17,916 Wow. 956 01:02:18,500 --> 01:02:20,666 You talk like you're the woman and my daughter is the man! 957 01:02:20,916 --> 01:02:22,083 How are you, Teerachai? 958 01:02:22,166 --> 01:02:23,125 Who kicked me? 959 01:02:27,208 --> 01:02:29,000 The water is starting to freeze over. 960 01:02:29,208 --> 01:02:30,333 I said, who kicked me? 961 01:02:30,541 --> 01:02:31,375 Me. 962 01:02:31,458 --> 01:02:34,000 That's all I wanted to know so I can get my revenge. 963 01:02:34,166 --> 01:02:35,416 Okay, I will watch my back. 964 01:02:39,041 --> 01:02:39,875 Look. 965 01:02:42,875 --> 01:02:44,000 Moo-sub, watch out! 966 01:02:46,208 --> 01:02:47,041 Hey! 967 01:02:47,416 --> 01:02:48,625 -Yao! -Yao! 968 01:02:48,833 --> 01:02:49,708 Yao! 969 01:02:50,291 --> 01:02:52,125 -Yao! -Yao! 970 01:02:52,791 --> 01:02:56,000 -Yao! -Yao! 971 01:02:56,791 --> 01:02:58,666 -No. -Yao! 972 01:03:20,083 --> 01:03:21,708 What will I tell your dad? 973 01:03:22,416 --> 01:03:24,333 Rest in peace, Yao. 974 01:03:28,333 --> 01:03:29,791 Moo-dang. 975 01:03:30,250 --> 01:03:32,458 Can dead people sweat? 976 01:03:35,333 --> 01:03:36,166 Wait. 977 01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:40,166 -Wait. -Yao? 978 01:03:46,833 --> 01:03:48,291 Why isn't Yao dead? 979 01:03:49,166 --> 01:03:50,041 I don't know. 980 01:03:50,166 --> 01:03:53,125 I think something inside you killed the worm. 981 01:03:53,208 --> 01:03:54,291 You're probably right. 982 01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:56,000 Papa! 983 01:03:56,750 --> 01:03:58,541 Our house is on fire. 984 01:03:58,833 --> 01:03:59,791 -What? -What? 985 01:04:00,916 --> 01:04:01,916 -What? -Come! 986 01:04:02,416 --> 01:04:03,291 Fire! 987 01:04:14,541 --> 01:04:15,791 Hurry. Come on! 988 01:04:56,458 --> 01:04:57,791 Yes. Pour water on it! 989 01:04:57,916 --> 01:04:58,833 Yes. 990 01:05:06,666 --> 01:05:07,958 Who set the house on fire? 991 01:05:12,125 --> 01:05:13,000 Hey! 992 01:05:13,375 --> 01:05:14,708 Blood will pay for blood. 993 01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:16,000 Damn you, Zen! 994 01:05:16,291 --> 01:05:17,416 You killed my brothers. 995 01:05:18,166 --> 01:05:19,916 Both of them. 996 01:05:20,541 --> 01:05:21,791 You have it all wrong. 997 01:05:21,875 --> 01:05:23,333 We didn't kill anyone. 998 01:05:23,833 --> 01:05:26,166 They were killed by the worm monsters. 999 01:05:26,333 --> 01:05:28,041 Liar, you bun-faced chink! 1000 01:05:28,375 --> 01:05:29,625 You have to believe me! 1001 01:05:29,916 --> 01:05:32,666 At first, it was the same size as my bun. 1002 01:05:33,291 --> 01:05:35,375 Then it grew bigger and bigger. 1003 01:05:35,541 --> 01:05:38,208 Now it's as big as a house! 1004 01:05:44,250 --> 01:05:46,250 I think he watched too many Hollywood movies. 1005 01:05:56,541 --> 01:05:57,375 Oh, no! 1006 01:06:08,291 --> 01:06:09,208 Kill it. 1007 01:06:11,291 --> 01:06:12,666 Zen! Zen... 1008 01:06:12,750 --> 01:06:14,375 Avenge me! 1009 01:06:23,291 --> 01:06:24,125 Oh, my god. 1010 01:06:26,291 --> 01:06:27,291 It's a bomb! 1011 01:06:33,625 --> 01:06:34,541 Hey! 1012 01:06:36,458 --> 01:06:38,583 Zen! I will get revenge for you. 1013 01:06:43,791 --> 01:06:44,750 Damn it. 1014 01:06:44,833 --> 01:06:46,083 It's fake! 1015 01:06:46,708 --> 01:06:47,583 Zen! 1016 01:06:48,625 --> 01:06:49,791 You scumbag! 1017 01:06:59,500 --> 01:07:01,333 Please calm down. 1018 01:07:01,791 --> 01:07:02,750 Everyone, 1019 01:07:02,833 --> 01:07:05,833 the worm is afraid of the buns. 1020 01:07:05,916 --> 01:07:06,750 What? 1021 01:07:07,083 --> 01:07:08,375 I fed a bun 1022 01:07:09,041 --> 01:07:12,708 to one of those monsters from the fridge 1023 01:07:12,791 --> 01:07:14,166 and it died. 1024 01:07:14,250 --> 01:07:15,333 I see. 1025 01:07:15,708 --> 01:07:18,083 She fed a worm with a bun from the fridge 1026 01:07:18,166 --> 01:07:19,250 and it died right away. 1027 01:07:19,333 --> 01:07:20,375 -I see. -I see. 1028 01:07:26,333 --> 01:07:27,250 What's that smell? 1029 01:07:27,333 --> 01:07:28,625 Did you shit in your pants, Yao? 1030 01:07:29,083 --> 01:07:30,791 I'm trying a new recipe. 1031 01:07:31,250 --> 01:07:33,041 I stuffed stink beans with shrimp paste 1032 01:07:34,666 --> 01:07:37,000 I think something inside you killed the worm. 1033 01:07:37,375 --> 01:07:40,333 Moo-dang, bring me the stink beans. 1034 01:07:41,791 --> 01:07:43,791 -Oh, where's my daughter? -She's over there. 1035 01:07:43,875 --> 01:07:44,708 I see. 1036 01:07:48,333 --> 01:07:49,208 Moo-dang! 1037 01:07:50,125 --> 01:07:51,625 She's too small. You won't get full. 1038 01:07:51,708 --> 01:07:52,666 Come and eat me! 1039 01:07:57,041 --> 01:07:58,375 Boss, here are the stink beans! 1040 01:08:19,166 --> 01:08:21,125 If it's not the stink beans, then it's the shrimp paste. 1041 01:08:40,041 --> 01:08:41,125 Everyone, back off! 1042 01:08:43,375 --> 01:08:44,333 What? 1043 01:08:44,666 --> 01:08:45,750 I'll handle it. 1044 01:08:46,458 --> 01:08:47,291 Mama. 1045 01:10:24,750 --> 01:10:25,916 What did you kill it with? 1046 01:10:26,541 --> 01:10:27,416 Where did you get it? 1047 01:10:35,125 --> 01:10:36,500 I know Sommai won't answer you. 1048 01:10:40,333 --> 01:10:42,666 I don't understand. Why won't he tell me? 1049 01:10:43,416 --> 01:10:44,291 Borax. 1050 01:10:46,458 --> 01:10:47,750 He used Borax to kill it. 1051 01:10:49,166 --> 01:10:52,458 I know that I am not supposed to use Borax in the buns. 1052 01:10:58,250 --> 01:10:59,208 Are you awake? 1053 01:11:04,500 --> 01:11:06,375 I have such a bad headache. 1054 01:11:07,083 --> 01:11:08,625 You've been sleeping too much. 1055 01:11:10,416 --> 01:11:11,916 I'm sorry, 1056 01:11:12,500 --> 01:11:13,916 but is the worm already dead? 1057 01:11:18,208 --> 01:11:19,166 Yes. 1058 01:11:20,500 --> 01:11:23,125 Thank god there was only one of them. 1059 01:11:23,208 --> 01:11:25,500 And it was tiny. 1060 01:11:39,625 --> 01:11:42,000 Lieutenant, are you sure it's this house? 1061 01:11:43,250 --> 01:11:44,250 Yes. 1062 01:11:44,708 --> 01:11:46,833 My source tipped me off. There's no mistake. 1063 01:11:46,916 --> 01:11:48,791 This house is full of ecstasy pills. 1064 01:11:51,416 --> 01:11:52,875 My stomach is growling so loud. 1065 01:11:54,625 --> 01:11:56,625 Why do we have to work now? 1066 01:11:57,375 --> 01:11:59,125 -Are you hungry again? -Yes. 1067 01:11:59,208 --> 01:12:00,708 Wow. Look at you. 1068 01:12:01,041 --> 01:12:02,500 There's rice stuck on your mouth. 1069 01:12:02,583 --> 01:12:03,458 What? 1070 01:12:04,375 --> 01:12:06,958 And another half of a fish. 1071 01:12:07,041 --> 01:12:08,875 Will you still eat it? 1072 01:12:09,250 --> 01:12:11,541 I really don't get it. Why did you even bring this with you? 1073 01:12:13,375 --> 01:12:14,625 You brought some food, too. 1074 01:12:16,208 --> 01:12:17,666 This is my lunch. 1075 01:12:17,958 --> 01:12:19,500 Finish your job first. 1076 01:12:20,416 --> 01:12:21,375 -Go. -Let's go. 1077 01:12:21,458 --> 01:12:22,333 Wait. 1078 01:12:22,625 --> 01:12:24,083 When we're done, get a haircut, too. 1079 01:12:24,375 --> 01:12:25,583 -Yes, sir. -Let's go. 1080 01:12:27,666 --> 01:12:29,625 What's the hurry? Wait up. 1081 01:12:29,708 --> 01:12:31,041 I'm really hungry right now. 1082 01:12:34,333 --> 01:12:35,333 Oh, my... 1083 01:12:35,583 --> 01:12:36,500 Breakfast. 1084 01:12:41,125 --> 01:12:42,208 What's going on? 1085 01:12:45,458 --> 01:12:47,166 How did you two get inside my house? 1086 01:12:49,375 --> 01:12:51,083 -We're offering food to the monks. -Yes. 1087 01:12:51,291 --> 01:12:52,500 What time will the monks arrive? 1088 01:12:53,916 --> 01:12:56,416 The thing you're hiding behind your back isn't a bun. 1089 01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:00,000 I'm sorry, I am a bit hardheaded. 1090 01:13:00,250 --> 01:13:01,791 I like to do everything differently. 1091 01:13:02,041 --> 01:13:03,833 If you want me to eat, I won't. 1092 01:13:03,916 --> 01:13:05,333 If you don't want me to, I will. 1093 01:13:05,708 --> 01:13:07,875 If you say this is a bun, I won't eat it. 1094 01:13:07,958 --> 01:13:10,458 But if you say this isn't a bun, then I will eat it. 1095 01:13:10,708 --> 01:13:11,541 Don't! 1096 01:13:11,875 --> 01:13:13,750 That's not a bun! 1097 01:13:13,833 --> 01:13:15,291 That's an alien worm! 1098 01:13:15,375 --> 01:13:16,958 You will die right away if you eat it. 1099 01:13:19,333 --> 01:13:20,583 An alien space worm. 1100 01:13:20,833 --> 01:13:22,083 Oh, right. 1101 01:13:22,875 --> 01:13:25,458 You're the one who prank called me last night. 1102 01:13:26,791 --> 01:13:28,125 I didn't get any sleep, you know. 1103 01:13:28,583 --> 01:13:30,000 Once I finish eating this, 1104 01:13:31,041 --> 01:13:33,541 the handcuff on my waist will be on my wrists. 1105 01:13:34,166 --> 01:13:36,625 The handcuff on my wrists will be on your wrists. 1106 01:13:36,916 --> 01:13:38,750 The handcuff on my wrists will be on whose wrists? 1107 01:13:38,833 --> 01:13:39,666 Hey! 1108 01:13:40,541 --> 01:13:42,875 The handcuff on your waist will be on his wrists. 1109 01:13:43,166 --> 01:13:44,458 -Yes. -Look. 1110 01:13:45,875 --> 01:13:46,833 Don't eat it! 1111 01:13:46,916 --> 01:13:47,791 No! 1112 01:13:51,875 --> 01:13:53,708 I warned you. 1113 01:13:58,250 --> 01:13:59,666 We need to help him. 1114 01:14:00,333 --> 01:14:01,833 He warned you. 1115 01:14:02,041 --> 01:14:03,333 What happened, Teerachai? 1116 01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:05,416 This is a police officer. What's that? 1117 01:14:05,500 --> 01:14:06,958 The officer ate the worm. 1118 01:14:07,041 --> 01:14:08,291 I guess he ate a lot of them. 1119 01:14:08,375 --> 01:14:09,333 Look how big his belly is. 1120 01:14:09,416 --> 01:14:10,500 No, he's just fat! 1121 01:14:10,583 --> 01:14:12,458 -Maew! -Sommai, go get the crowbar. 1122 01:14:12,541 --> 01:14:13,416 Okay. 1123 01:14:13,583 --> 01:14:15,458 -Help. -What should we do? 1124 01:14:15,541 --> 01:14:16,458 I got it. 1125 01:14:16,958 --> 01:14:18,333 -A crowbar? -A toilet plunger. 1126 01:14:20,750 --> 01:14:22,000 -Hurry up. -Let's do this. 1127 01:14:22,083 --> 01:14:23,875 When I count to three, you let go. 1128 01:14:24,208 --> 01:14:26,166 One, two, three. 1129 01:14:30,083 --> 01:14:32,166 Pull! Aren't you strong enough? 1130 01:14:32,250 --> 01:14:33,250 Pull! 1131 01:14:39,500 --> 01:14:41,000 -He already ate it! -Oh, no! 1132 01:14:42,833 --> 01:14:44,833 -What do we do? -Move aside! 1133 01:14:44,916 --> 01:14:46,166 You're not helping. 1134 01:14:46,250 --> 01:14:47,458 Let go! I'll do it. 1135 01:14:48,208 --> 01:14:50,041 You will? How? 1136 01:14:50,333 --> 01:14:51,416 What should we do? 1137 01:15:08,583 --> 01:15:09,500 Good. 1138 01:15:15,416 --> 01:15:16,625 It's coming out. 1139 01:15:40,500 --> 01:15:42,958 -Just like an assassin. -Curly Eyelash Killer. 1140 01:15:43,041 --> 01:15:44,833 -Weed Killer. -Cogon grass. 1141 01:15:44,916 --> 01:15:46,916 -Bottom grass. -Nut grass. 1142 01:15:48,916 --> 01:15:50,458 The water isn't cold. How come it died? 1143 01:15:52,708 --> 01:15:54,583 It's Borax mixed with water. 1144 01:15:54,666 --> 01:15:56,166 It's my recipe. 1145 01:15:56,500 --> 01:15:58,750 Wow. 1146 01:15:58,833 --> 01:15:59,958 Good job. 1147 01:16:01,375 --> 01:16:03,166 -What was it? -Don't you dare. 1148 01:16:03,250 --> 01:16:04,291 What was it? 1149 01:16:04,375 --> 01:16:06,458 -It was scary. -A worm. 1150 01:16:06,541 --> 01:16:08,125 It scared me. 1151 01:16:10,666 --> 01:16:12,791 A FEW DAYS LATER 1152 01:16:14,333 --> 01:16:15,333 We're screwed. 1153 01:16:15,708 --> 01:16:17,791 We couldn't sell any buns at all. 1154 01:16:18,250 --> 01:16:20,541 That's okay. I will come up with a new recipe. 1155 01:16:20,625 --> 01:16:21,583 Goodness. 1156 01:16:21,666 --> 01:16:23,166 If I have to wait for your new recipe, 1157 01:16:23,375 --> 01:16:25,583 I will probably have to eat dirt for some time. 1158 01:16:29,083 --> 01:16:30,375 Try this new recipe. 1159 01:16:30,458 --> 01:16:33,125 Ho curry, chili pepper, pork paste, and green chili paste. 1160 01:16:33,208 --> 01:16:34,500 We will sell this in the North. 1161 01:16:34,958 --> 01:16:37,250 But the pork must be marinated with the same recipe. 1162 01:16:37,416 --> 01:16:39,125 Wow, Yao. 1163 01:16:39,208 --> 01:16:42,833 Ever since you got a Northern wife, you express yourself a lot better. 1164 01:16:43,875 --> 01:16:44,875 Enough. 1165 01:16:44,958 --> 01:16:45,875 Stop talking. 1166 01:16:46,125 --> 01:16:47,416 Stop talking already. 1167 01:16:47,791 --> 01:16:49,791 No more Borax-marinated pork. 1168 01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:53,416 In order to do business, we need "Ngi." 1169 01:16:53,583 --> 01:16:55,041 -"Ngee." -"Ngee." 1170 01:16:55,416 --> 01:16:56,666 Yes, "Ngee." 1171 01:16:57,708 --> 01:16:59,916 You can eat this bun. 1172 01:17:00,250 --> 01:17:01,208 It's all natural. 1173 01:17:06,958 --> 01:17:07,958 Moo-dang. 1174 01:17:13,041 --> 01:17:14,541 Yes, Sommai? 1175 01:17:20,708 --> 01:17:22,125 Will you marry me? 1176 01:17:25,666 --> 01:17:26,916 Give me your hand. 1177 01:17:43,875 --> 01:17:45,083 Are you crazy? 1178 01:17:45,750 --> 01:17:47,333 Why are you proposing now? 1179 01:17:48,333 --> 01:17:50,416 I will give you time until the ice melts to answer. 1180 01:17:51,458 --> 01:17:52,791 If you don't give an answer, 1181 01:17:53,041 --> 01:17:54,250 I'll take it as a yes. 1182 01:17:57,625 --> 01:17:59,125 As soon as the ice melts? 1183 01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:25,958 Hey, Pa... 1184 01:18:26,250 --> 01:18:27,208 Teerachai. 1185 01:18:27,458 --> 01:18:29,916 It's a good idea. Very romantic. 1186 01:18:30,125 --> 01:18:31,750 Hey, Papa! 1187 01:18:32,541 --> 01:18:33,458 Papa. 1188 01:18:34,375 --> 01:18:35,833 Papa. 1189 01:18:36,583 --> 01:18:39,083 It's so kind of you. Sorry to bother you to fix this. 1190 01:18:39,166 --> 01:18:40,416 It's my pleasure. 1191 01:18:43,291 --> 01:18:44,541 Done. Try it now. 1192 01:18:45,083 --> 01:18:46,041 Let's see. 1193 01:18:47,083 --> 01:18:49,416 I guarantee that this freezer will last for at least a decade. 1194 01:18:49,500 --> 01:18:52,416 -Let's get something to drink. -I'm pretty thirsty, too. 1195 01:18:58,166 --> 01:18:59,666 Join us for dinner, Maew. 1196 01:18:59,750 --> 01:19:00,666 Don't mind me if I do. 1197 01:19:04,500 --> 01:19:05,583 Papa. 1198 01:19:07,125 --> 01:19:09,916 Anything that's too hot could be dangerous. 1199 01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:11,708 So it must be chilled in the freezer. 1200 01:19:12,250 --> 01:19:14,583 But you're freezing my love, not that worm. 1201 01:19:14,791 --> 01:19:16,875 That worm or your worm, both are dangerous. 1202 01:19:17,291 --> 01:19:18,541 Isn't it dangerous? 1203 01:25:30,583 --> 01:25:32,583 Subtitle translation by Joey Vajrabukka