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話說我五歲那年跟老媽回潮州鄉下探親

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夏日炎炎，鄉親父老說要吃火鍋

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美食家經常說，潮汕火鍋必須搭配沙茶醬

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那次我沒見到沙茶醬

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只見到這種辣椒醬

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他們說過，自家人一定要吃這個辣椒醬

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但我吃完之後，何止生氣

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還有一個地方更氣

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明明那次吃完我一直拉

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可是舅公卻堅持說吃多了就會習慣

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所以每次來香港都會帶兩大罐當禮物

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我老媽乾脆問他要了辣椒醬的祖傳秘方

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從那一刻開始

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我的生命裡就離不開這罐辣椒醬

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直至最近

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我都堅信我們策劃的音樂節能夠

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由於最近在香港

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舉辦大型戶外活動的規則和規定收緊

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柏軒，請在今天之前準備好取消通知

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正如我所說

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我想？

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我想 我們不如

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你在聽嗎？

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你那邊發生什麼事？

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為什麼不開門？

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開門

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找人開門行不行啊？

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大叔

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你為什麼不戴口罩？

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在家幹嘛戴口罩

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你要不要摘掉喘喘氣？

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你真是好人

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我是送貨的

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洪水橋大街十二號一樓，對嗎？

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對

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姓張的，張國倫是嗎？

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這就奇怪了

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是我名字沒錯，地址也沒錯

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但是我沒買東西

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只是在網上逛逛，怎麼就送貨了

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你先在這裡簽個名

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知不知道裡面是什麼？

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你簽完打開就知道了

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不知道要怎麼簽？

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簽了就知道

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知道了就簽

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你簽了就知道

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你不要的話，我跟公司說讓他們退回去

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來... 先說清楚

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你別把責任都賴在我身上

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我只是想知道裡面是什麼 然後才簽收

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這樣並不會構成拒絕收件的

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吶，但是你不一樣

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你不知道是什麼就送貨

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你就是個失職的快遞

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我都還沒投訴你

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還有

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我不懂在網上買東西

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怎麼會送貨？

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大叔

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你是不是在家關了太久，都沒跟別人說過話？

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有辦法了

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要不你打去公司問問這是什麼？

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要不這樣，你先簽收再打開來看不就好了

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打去問問就知道了，你就不用煩了

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你簽收了我就不煩了

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我有電話，要不要借給你打？

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我有筆要不要借給你簽？

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我只要知道裡面是什麼東西我自然就會簽收

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所以

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你就打電話回公司問一下是什麼不就好了

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坦白說每個人都在家工作是蠻辛苦的

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有哪一個父親是因為疫情才變得這麼煩人？

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其實不是的

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疫情期間，他已經算好了一點點

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我小的時候，他更煩人

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小朋友，讀哪所學校？

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-我讀男拔 -男拔！我兒子讀男拔！

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是名校生

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恭喜你！這麼厲害

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當然厲害了

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是傳統高級學府

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很難考的

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孫中山是他的學長

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別鬧了

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來，大家鼓掌

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來

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來

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來

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我老爸確實比較煩

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但是說真的我老媽更煩

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因為我老媽煩的那些事

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比我老爸煩的事更煩

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那你老媽煩什麼呢？

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這麼多年來

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她就只煩一件事

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麻煩你了

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我恨死這層樓

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一買就負資產

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利息又貴

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可能我們不適合買房子

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我一定要再買

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我最討厭幫人還房貸

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寄人籬下

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-老公 -幹嘛？

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你啊，別再跟那個人聊天了

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每次都是他不停地說

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我，很安靜

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張先生、張太太

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嗨！

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這一區，很寧靜的

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好舒服

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我的客戶，簡直捨不得走

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我有個客戶，把所有親戚朋友都叫來住了

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多舒服，多開心

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公子！你有沒有開車？

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沒有

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你不用擔心

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從這裡走出去，十二分鐘

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專線小巴早八晚八，很方便

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老媽，我們聊聊

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唉？

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怎麼了？

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不喜歡啊？

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你知道我幹哪行的

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晚上八點，演出還沒開始

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話說回來我真的不知道你的工作是什麼？

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你現在又不用上班

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演出又辦不成

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萬一你真的沒了這份工作

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沒有收入證明就糟了

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我還要用你的名字申請首次購屋，你想清楚

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為什麼你這麼想買房子呀？

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不是我想買房子 是...

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沒有人想寄人籬下的

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我不想幫別人還房貸

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我們有給租金的，不算寄人籬下

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可是給那麼多錢房子也不是你的

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-老婆 -不給租金就沒地方住

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老婆...你記不記得，我們買黃埔花園的時候

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佣金是不是1%啊？

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不記得了

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不是，李先生說他的佣金要收2%

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我說不可能，我沒買過新界的房子

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但我記得，任何買賣都應該是1%對吧？

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這個我真不知道，可能新界的房子不一樣？

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李先生比較清楚

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是啊...我幹了十幾年都是這樣

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不過呢，市區的房子我沒賣過

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所以不了解

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我們1997年買了黃埔花園

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7390塊一呎，512萬

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我記得非常清楚，那個經紀是姓陳的

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他自己也住在黃埔

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佣金還能再減一點，我們只給了五萬

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賣的那年，我還記得，2006年

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4253塊一呎

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陳經紀說，我們賣得太著急了

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反而不能減，我給了整整二萬九千塊

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現在 升到一萬四千塊一呎

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怎麼會不記得？我就買過一次房子

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不過新界的房子我真的沒你那麼了解

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說完了？

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說完了

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你說這些有什麼用？

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不是 剛才跟李先生談到佣金

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早晚都要談的

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我說了多少次？

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能不能不要什麼都跟別人說？

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我們在說佣金給多少錢這都有錯？

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你這麼想買房子

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我只是想幫你省點錢

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說說你的生意吧

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現在這種情況

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為什麼你那麼有決心去做辣椒醬生意呢？

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從我畢業那一刻開始

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我就下定決心做老闆

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怎麼樣？

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挺好的，還可以吧？

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嗯

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你呢？

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看看

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也就這樣囉

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不錯，挺厲害的

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是啊

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你呢？

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不見了

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別看這些了！又不好看

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只是數字

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看別的

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沒人說過孫中山的成績好對吧？

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他又沒考過文憑試，你很棒了

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嗯

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叔叔你的見解，很獨特

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而且很有遠見

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很多名人的成績都很差的

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最終還是有很多人崇拜他們

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例如：牛頓

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貝多芬

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貝克漢

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譚詠麟

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叔叔，那葉繼歡呢？（香港大賊）

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那麼...張子強呢？（香港大賊）

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還有季炳雄呢（香港大賊）

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最重要的就是做人要有一技之長

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-對啊 -對

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我看過一份研究報告

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說成績好的人

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通常出來社會，都是專業人士

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但是這些專業人士的老闆

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有百分之八十二

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是成績差的人

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就是我

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省省吧！你會做我老闆？

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沒錯！

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我從收音機裡聽可可姐說過，她也這麼說

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那你打算做什麼類型的老闆？

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成功的老闆

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怎樣算是成功的老闆？

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有視野

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有信念

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用自己的方法做自己喜歡做的事

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你們兩個等著

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我一定會成功

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下個禮拜學校放假

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找人訂場地

229
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你去

230
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我是籃球隊的

231
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哦，那先謝謝你了

232
00:11:44,799 --> 00:11:46,676
-我去訂 -好

233
00:11:46,799 --> 00:11:47,799
你行不行呀？

234
00:11:47,799 --> 00:11:49,799
柏軒哥這兩年訂的場地

235
00:11:49,883 --> 00:11:51,300
全都取消了

236
00:11:51,551 --> 00:11:53,467
他辦的是大型的演唱會

237
00:11:53,467 --> 00:11:55,175
怎麼會幫你訂足球場

238
00:11:55,217 --> 00:11:56,509
是音樂節

239
00:11:56,842 --> 00:11:58,592
差不多，一樣取消了

240
00:11:59,342 --> 00:12:02,050
其實你有沒有想過正經地找一份工作？

241
00:12:02,134 --> 00:12:04,592
像我們這樣，做一個專業人士

242
00:12:05,800 --> 00:12:07,967
你們都是靠父蔭的，有多專業？

243
00:12:08,342 --> 00:12:08,967
欸！

244
00:12:11,217 --> 00:12:12,634
認識你十幾年

245
00:12:12,967 --> 00:12:14,592
原來你這樣看我們？

246
00:12:15,718 --> 00:12:16,842
你別以為我們靠家裡

247
00:12:16,842 --> 00:12:18,799
不用上班這樣很幸福

248
00:12:19,259 --> 00:12:21,092
知不知道我們專業靠父蔭的人

249
00:12:21,967 --> 00:12:23,799
這段時間付出了多少啊？

250
00:12:26,842 --> 00:12:28,799
我身為一個期末考的狀元

251
00:12:29,092 --> 00:12:30,799
現在淪落到要靠父蔭

252
00:12:31,259 --> 00:12:32,759
你以為這條路好走？

253
00:12:33,092 --> 00:12:35,676
我們這種靠父蔭的苦，你不會懂！

254
00:12:35,967 --> 00:12:37,384
你一出生

255
00:12:37,384 --> 00:12:39,592
就可以大聲地說夢想

256
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,300
說什麼我要做老闆！

257
00:12:41,799 --> 00:12:43,217
我們一出生啊

258
00:12:43,592 --> 00:12:45,134
就是老闆了！

259
00:12:45,799 --> 00:12:47,883
你以為行政總裁的生活很好啊？

260
00:12:48,509 --> 00:12:51,634
我能到處找人訴苦嗎？能找誰？

261
00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:55,799
沒事的

262
00:12:57,134 --> 00:12:58,300
玩夠了嗎？

263
00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:01,134
冷血禽獸

264
00:13:02,217 --> 00:13:03,467
試試我老爸的蛋

265
00:13:03,799 --> 00:13:05,799
對了，還有我媽的麵包

266
00:13:06,092 --> 00:13:07,759
試試我媽的大麵包

267
00:13:08,718 --> 00:13:09,799
你們老媽這麼閒啊？

268
00:13:09,883 --> 00:13:10,799
疫情嘛

269
00:13:10,799 --> 00:13:12,634
有啥吃啥不行嗎，你沒聽過嗎？

270
00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:13,967
你呢？

271
00:13:14,799 --> 00:13:17,842
沒有，我媽一直在搞這瓶...辣椒醬

272
00:13:20,009 --> 00:13:21,259
正點

273
00:13:27,799 --> 00:13:29,759
你媽的醬很酷

274
00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:31,799
-超香的 -試一下，快點

275
00:13:32,426 --> 00:13:32,925
試一下

276
00:13:32,967 --> 00:13:33,967
茶葉蛋怎麼樣？

277
00:13:34,676 --> 00:13:36,799
-還行啦 -不要省... 吃得開心點

278
00:13:39,842 --> 00:13:41,259
你老爸的蛋

279
00:13:42,175 --> 00:13:43,509
軟爛又咕溜

280
00:13:44,799 --> 00:13:46,799
你媽的包也滿堅挺的嘛

281
00:13:47,175 --> 00:13:48,134
-是不是 -是吧

282
00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:06,799
首先，是由蒜蓉打開序幕

283
00:14:07,050 --> 00:14:09,759
之後的辣椒不斷衝擊著你的味蕾

284
00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:12,676
雖然食材只是蒜蓉和辣椒

285
00:14:13,300 --> 00:14:16,050
但正是這些最簡單最天然的食材

286
00:14:16,259 --> 00:14:17,799
經過時間的轉化

287
00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:21,634
最終導致傳統和現代碰撞產生了激情

288
00:14:22,259 --> 00:14:23,800
在味蕾裡綻放

289
00:14:24,799 --> 00:14:25,799
這一種辣椒味

290
00:14:26,426 --> 00:14:28,551
已經超越了時間跟距離

291
00:14:28,799 --> 00:14:30,799
因為它永遠永遠地

292
00:14:30,842 --> 00:14:33,342
刻在我內心的深處

293
00:14:34,592 --> 00:14:35,799
太誇張了

294
00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:36,799
試一下

295
00:14:39,592 --> 00:14:40,467
文化？

296
00:14:40,799 --> 00:14:41,718
深處？

297
00:14:52,551 --> 00:14:53,676
真的很好吃

298
00:15:01,342 --> 00:15:04,217
平時都不覺得這個辣椒醬味道這麼好

299
00:15:10,634 --> 00:15:11,799
我的天！

300
00:15:14,175 --> 00:15:16,759
我媽的醬好好吃呀

301
00:15:24,551 --> 00:15:27,467
是辣椒，好好吃的辣椒呀

302
00:15:29,092 --> 00:15:32,050
是蒜頭，好香啊

303
00:15:32,384 --> 00:15:33,676
好多辣椒啊

304
00:15:33,799 --> 00:15:35,384
好大條！

305
00:15:37,676 --> 00:15:39,634
你拍了那麼久在拍什麼？

306
00:15:41,799 --> 00:15:43,384
我昨晚發到限時動態

307
00:15:43,384 --> 00:15:44,551
很多人問我

308
00:15:44,925 --> 00:15:45,799
發什麼文？

309
00:15:49,467 --> 00:15:53,259
你不要亂發文，很危險的

310
00:15:53,467 --> 00:15:56,718
什麼亂發文，我看冰箱裡還有半罐

311
00:15:56,718 --> 00:15:58,718
就問問朋友，看他們怎麼分

312
00:15:58,799 --> 00:16:00,842
就剩半罐怎麼好意思給別人

313
00:16:00,842 --> 00:16:02,050
太寒酸了

314
00:16:02,799 --> 00:16:05,050
要不我多炒幾罐拿去送給朋友？

315
00:16:13,799 --> 00:16:16,175
喂！你們兩個不是要幫忙嗎？

316
00:16:16,718 --> 00:16:19,592
在幫啊！好多人問這款辣椒醬，我正在回覆

317
00:16:19,799 --> 00:16:20,925
你別回覆了

318
00:16:21,175 --> 00:16:23,342
又賺不到錢，怎麼做啊？

319
00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:50,426
如果能賺到錢呢？

320
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:51,799
能賺多少錢？

321
00:16:52,967 --> 00:16:55,050
現在每個有關辣椒醬的限時動態

322
00:16:55,050 --> 00:16:58,217
都有六千多個人看過，比平時多百分之六百

323
00:16:58,799 --> 00:17:01,050
我平時的限時動態，最多也就一千多人看過

324
00:17:01,718 --> 00:17:02,799
代表什麼？

325
00:17:03,592 --> 00:17:05,259
代表有人分享出去

326
00:17:07,634 --> 00:17:08,634
什麼意思？

327
00:17:08,883 --> 00:17:10,799
-是啊，什麼意思？ -來 來坐

328
00:17:15,342 --> 00:17:17,883
也就是我們正在創造一個商機

329
00:17:18,799 --> 00:17:21,799
你們想，現在疫情大家都不敢出去吃飯

330
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:24,259
要嘛就是點外賣，要嘛自己煮

331
00:17:24,509 --> 00:17:25,300
說真的

332
00:17:25,592 --> 00:17:27,134
有多少人是廚神

333
00:17:27,134 --> 00:17:29,592
能像老媽你做飯那麼好吃？

334
00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:32,300
相信我，先做一百罐

335
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:33,799
一百罐

336
00:17:34,092 --> 00:17:35,967
你能賣多少錢？懶得理你

337
00:17:36,175 --> 00:17:36,842
那二百罐呢？

338
00:17:36,842 --> 00:17:37,800
你怎麼賣啊？

339
00:17:38,009 --> 00:17:39,342
當然是放上網賣

340
00:17:39,799 --> 00:17:41,092
最簡單、最直接

341
00:17:41,592 --> 00:17:43,592
到時不管你是文員、售貨員

342
00:17:43,592 --> 00:17:45,300
救生員還是圖書館管理員

343
00:17:45,342 --> 00:17:48,799
甚至是雲端計算工程開發維修技術人員也好

344
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:51,509
只要你能上網，就可以買我們的辣椒醬

345
00:17:51,799 --> 00:17:54,799
最重要是什麼？能賺錢嘛

346
00:17:55,634 --> 00:17:56,676
說完了吧？

347
00:17:56,883 --> 00:17:59,883
又不認識你，怎麼會買你的辣椒醬啊？

348
00:18:00,134 --> 00:18:01,342
又沒什麼特別的

349
00:18:01,509 --> 00:18:03,551
這款醬也就兩種食材

350
00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:05,134
你以為容易做啊？

351
00:18:05,426 --> 00:18:06,259
能有多難？

352
00:18:06,509 --> 00:18:07,551
真的挺難的

353
00:18:08,384 --> 00:18:10,592
我問她有多難，她說真的挺難的

354
00:18:10,592 --> 00:18:11,634
答非所問

355
00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:13,217
我回答真的挺難的

356
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:14,509
到底有多難？

357
00:18:14,509 --> 00:18:15,634
來...

358
00:18:16,009 --> 00:18:19,467
至少這罐東西，你們不用出門在家也能做

359
00:18:19,759 --> 00:18:22,009
到時候，甚至不用上班了

360
00:18:26,426 --> 00:18:29,342
你不會這麼天真，真的以為不用上班吧？

361
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:31,342
什麼天真，我是認真的

362
00:18:31,799 --> 00:18:34,342
這筆生意，賺到的錢我一毛都不要

363
00:18:34,342 --> 00:18:35,759
全部給你們

364
00:18:36,592 --> 00:18:39,467
全給我們，你一罐賣多少錢啊？

365
00:18:40,009 --> 00:18:41,925
賣多少錢都與你無關

366
00:18:42,509 --> 00:18:43,799
說了有你份嗎？

367
00:18:43,967 --> 00:18:45,426
我說了要加入嗎？

368
00:18:46,009 --> 00:18:46,800
聽到了

369
00:18:46,883 --> 00:18:48,967
以後賺到一毛錢都與他無關

370
00:18:49,134 --> 00:18:51,009
我就不信你們兩個這樣剁兩下

371
00:18:51,009 --> 00:18:52,509
掰兩下就能發財

372
00:18:52,592 --> 00:18:54,050
誰都會做的話

373
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:55,718
早就大家都做了

374
00:18:56,134 --> 00:18:59,509
你憑什麼覺得大家都會買你的辣椒醬呢？

375
00:19:05,426 --> 00:19:07,799
做辣椒醬？我當然不會

376
00:19:09,342 --> 00:19:10,799
所以交給老媽

377
00:19:12,799 --> 00:19:14,799
每一根辣椒，每一顆大蒜

378
00:19:14,799 --> 00:19:16,967
都是她親自去菜市場選的

379
00:19:17,799 --> 00:19:20,509
然後回家，用手剁碎所有辣椒

380
00:19:21,799 --> 00:19:25,134
她說辣椒呀，一定要用手剁才最好吃

381
00:19:25,718 --> 00:19:26,842
而我這個乖小孩

382
00:19:26,842 --> 00:19:27,967
-就專注在設計 -能不能試試？

383
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:29,050
-和包裝上 -想怎麼試？

384
00:19:34,175 --> 00:19:36,759
既然老媽有選辣椒和大蒜的堅持

385
00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:40,467
那我對設計和包裝怎麼能沒有堅持呢

386
00:19:51,175 --> 00:19:52,134
這款有多少？

387
00:19:53,009 --> 00:19:53,967
我全要了

388
00:20:09,967 --> 00:20:11,799
各位先生女士

389
00:20:12,050 --> 00:20:13,676
「Chiu Chiu Chiu」辣椒醬

390
00:20:14,009 --> 00:20:15,925
正式誕生

391
00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:30,799
現在本港有多個隔離中心

392
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:32,676
本台收到有消息指出

393
00:20:32,676 --> 00:20:34,799
駿洋邨有多名隔離人士

394
00:20:34,799 --> 00:20:37,799
不滿有關方面膳食的安排作出投訴

395
00:20:38,384 --> 00:20:39,300
老爸老媽

396
00:20:39,467 --> 00:20:40,551
姑媽傳訊息來說

397
00:20:40,551 --> 00:20:41,799
她進了駿洋邨

398
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:43,799
要不要打電話給她呀？

399
00:20:45,551 --> 00:20:46,799
還不接電話？

400
00:20:50,799 --> 00:20:52,175
打給了一個黑人

401
00:20:52,175 --> 00:20:53,426
對不起，撥錯號碼

402
00:20:54,509 --> 00:20:55,259
阿倫

403
00:20:56,799 --> 00:20:58,134
我正在敷臉膜

404
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,300
-這是面膜 -姑媽

405
00:21:01,799 --> 00:21:04,967
姐姐，之前郵輪疫情爆發你都沒事

406
00:21:05,175 --> 00:21:07,217
為什麼這次要去駿洋邨隔離呢？

407
00:21:07,217 --> 00:21:08,799
有些事是注定的

408
00:21:08,799 --> 00:21:10,967
郵輪沒事、千人火鍋沒事

409
00:21:12,467 --> 00:21:14,799
誰知道我朋友叫我去做義工

410
00:21:14,799 --> 00:21:16,967
去石澳沙灘撿垃圾當旅行

411
00:21:17,175 --> 00:21:18,634
做義工是好事

412
00:21:19,009 --> 00:21:20,634
不能拒絕，對吧？

413
00:21:21,592 --> 00:21:24,799
誰知道，其中有個義工那麼巧確診了

414
00:21:24,967 --> 00:21:26,759
你說，這是不是注定的？

415
00:21:26,799 --> 00:21:29,883
這不是注定的，你少出門就行了對吧？

416
00:21:30,342 --> 00:21:33,799
不出門憋死，在家裡面對四面牆

417
00:21:33,842 --> 00:21:35,925
我寧願在這裡「宅度假」

418
00:21:36,799 --> 00:21:40,134
「宅度假」，姑姑你這樣叫「宅度假」？

419
00:21:40,509 --> 00:21:42,718
你跟你的女朋友去酒店

420
00:21:42,799 --> 00:21:44,676
不也是看看電視劇

421
00:21:44,799 --> 00:21:46,925
然後泡一下鴛鴦泡泡浴

422
00:21:47,551 --> 00:21:50,259
我剛才看這個珍芳達八十年代的健康舞

423
00:21:50,634 --> 00:21:52,718
我示範給你們看，真的很好

424
00:21:54,799 --> 00:21:55,842
你小心點

425
00:21:55,967 --> 00:21:57,175
小心點

426
00:21:57,842 --> 00:21:59,259
我的腰很軟的

427
00:21:59,259 --> 00:22:00,175
小心閃到腰

428
00:22:00,259 --> 00:22:01,050
我會一字馬

429
00:22:01,426 --> 00:22:02,426
-好 -不要

430
00:22:03,259 --> 00:22:05,426
不要

431
00:22:05,759 --> 00:22:07,592
差六吋 我就行了

432
00:22:08,551 --> 00:22:11,092
-好 -好厲害

433
00:22:11,217 --> 00:22:12,967
-小心點 姑媽 -可以了

434
00:22:13,799 --> 00:22:15,300
拉到筋了

435
00:22:16,799 --> 00:22:18,967
-小心... -你小心點

436
00:22:19,676 --> 00:22:20,925
這裡有好多東西吃

437
00:22:20,967 --> 00:22:22,799
客房服務比自助餐還多

438
00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:25,342
一天三餐，十四天四十二餐

439
00:22:25,592 --> 00:22:26,676
阿倫你幫我選

440
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:29,426
1到42，A到Z

441
00:22:29,467 --> 00:22:30,925
我肯定選36E

442
00:22:31,676 --> 00:22:32,800
36E

443
00:22:33,799 --> 00:22:35,718
阿倫，很適合你

444
00:22:35,799 --> 00:22:36,799
粉絲煲

445
00:22:37,799 --> 00:22:39,342
阿倫不吃粉絲的

446
00:22:39,676 --> 00:22:40,799
說過很多次了

447
00:22:40,799 --> 00:22:42,551
是啊，阿倫不吃粉絲的

448
00:22:42,799 --> 00:22:45,259
是嗎？你什麼時候不吃粉絲？

449
00:22:45,259 --> 00:22:46,967
我一直都不吃粉絲的

450
00:22:47,551 --> 00:22:48,509
不是 姐姐

451
00:22:48,509 --> 00:22:50,509
你有什麼事記得一定要打給我們

452
00:22:50,509 --> 00:22:51,092
拜拜

453
00:22:51,342 --> 00:22:53,342
我吃粉絲那天，我會

454
00:22:53,342 --> 00:22:55,300
拍張照片發給你們看

455
00:22:55,799 --> 00:22:56,467
好

456
00:22:56,551 --> 00:22:58,467
那你記得拍粉絲的樣子

457
00:22:58,925 --> 00:23:00,592
看看它有多好吃

458
00:23:01,134 --> 00:23:01,925
粉絲好吃

459
00:23:02,217 --> 00:23:04,134
好啊 拜拜

460
00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:05,799
拜拜

461
00:23:11,718 --> 00:23:13,300
你們幹嘛...唉聲歎氣啊？

462
00:23:14,092 --> 00:23:15,259
還沒掛斷

463
00:23:26,467 --> 00:23:27,799
連結應該發給你了

464
00:23:29,426 --> 00:23:30,467
你等會 等會

465
00:23:32,384 --> 00:23:32,883
媽

466
00:23:33,259 --> 00:23:35,551
阿邦，吃飯了嗎？

467
00:23:36,426 --> 00:23:38,842
我這裡全都安排好了，不用擔心我

468
00:23:39,009 --> 00:23:39,842
那太好了

469
00:23:40,009 --> 00:23:41,134
媽，我在工作

470
00:23:41,134 --> 00:23:42,509
晚上叫童童再打給你呀

471
00:23:42,509 --> 00:23:44,050
太晚就不用打給我了

472
00:23:44,050 --> 00:23:45,718
我這裡住得很舒服

473
00:23:46,259 --> 00:23:46,925
好

474
00:23:48,551 --> 00:23:49,092
喂

475
00:24:12,759 --> 00:24:13,967
寶寶，你真的不吃？

476
00:24:15,676 --> 00:24:16,592
好吃嗎？

477
00:24:17,342 --> 00:24:19,009
嚐嚐，正宗的港式熱狗

478
00:24:19,842 --> 00:24:21,799
這是正宗港式熱狗

479
00:24:22,009 --> 00:24:23,259
讓你見識見識

480
00:24:24,384 --> 00:24:27,175
雙腸多醬汁，雙腸沒吃過吧？

481
00:24:30,426 --> 00:24:31,175
還說不吃

482
00:24:31,300 --> 00:24:32,384
我吃一下

483
00:24:35,259 --> 00:24:37,799
-怎麼樣，好吃嗎？ -挺好

484
00:24:37,925 --> 00:24:39,800
這東西，就快失傳了

485
00:24:43,300 --> 00:24:44,259
好

486
00:24:45,300 --> 00:24:46,634
今天累死我了

487
00:24:47,300 --> 00:24:50,384
航空公司通知我，說下個禮拜有航班

488
00:24:50,799 --> 00:24:53,259
所以，我下個禮拜就回英國了

489
00:24:53,676 --> 00:24:54,967
這麼好，能回去？

490
00:24:56,009 --> 00:24:57,634
你那麼不想見到我啊？

491
00:24:57,967 --> 00:24:59,092
不是嘛

492
00:25:00,217 --> 00:25:01,467
那你什麼時候回來？

493
00:25:01,799 --> 00:25:03,384
要看疫情怎麼樣

494
00:25:05,592 --> 00:25:06,799
也就是回不來了？

495
00:25:07,967 --> 00:25:09,426
不是...現在這麼危險

496
00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:11,009
你怎麼知道在飛機上有誰呀？

497
00:25:11,092 --> 00:25:12,842
現在很多空姐都中招

498
00:25:13,342 --> 00:25:14,883
那我留在香港吧

499
00:25:15,467 --> 00:25:17,592
當跑腿的，送外賣好不好？

500
00:25:18,092 --> 00:25:19,467
也不用那麼極端

501
00:25:19,967 --> 00:25:21,967
你之後也要做外賣的

502
00:25:22,300 --> 00:25:24,592
你公司的演出，總是辦不成

503
00:25:24,759 --> 00:25:26,050
早晚會炒了你

504
00:25:27,718 --> 00:25:28,967
見機行事吧

505
00:25:29,342 --> 00:25:31,509
見機行事就做跑腿的

506
00:25:34,009 --> 00:25:37,175
如果我做跑腿，你要做騎手了

507
00:25:37,426 --> 00:25:40,509
什麼騎手？我又不會騎摩托車

508
00:25:41,883 --> 00:25:46,551
做騎手，不一定是騎摩托車的

509
00:25:47,467 --> 00:25:48,883
不明白你說什麼

510
00:25:49,467 --> 00:25:50,759
這都不明白？

511
00:25:52,342 --> 00:25:53,134
你那麼笨

512
00:25:53,509 --> 00:25:54,009
是啊

513
00:25:54,217 --> 00:25:57,134
-是嗎？那要親一下 -是啊 好

514
00:27:13,050 --> 00:27:14,050
對不起

515
00:27:14,050 --> 00:27:14,799
好臭！

516
00:27:33,134 --> 00:27:33,967
對不起

517
00:27:37,842 --> 00:27:38,967
這麼快就拉完了？

518
00:27:39,050 --> 00:27:40,676
拉完就走

519
00:27:40,799 --> 00:27:41,718
不走幹嘛？

520
00:27:41,718 --> 00:27:42,634
我哪知道？

521
00:27:43,175 --> 00:27:45,592
你平時要拉很久才出來的

522
00:27:46,467 --> 00:27:49,092
拉得快被你說，拉得慢也被你說

523
00:27:49,134 --> 00:27:50,842
好，下次我控制一下時間

524
00:27:52,009 --> 00:27:52,799
你去哪？

525
00:27:53,050 --> 00:27:53,799
廁所

526
00:27:53,967 --> 00:27:55,718
他們兩個在泡澡

527
00:28:00,634 --> 00:28:01,799
很奇怪嗎？

528
00:28:02,134 --> 00:28:03,718
以前我們在廚房也這樣

529
00:28:03,967 --> 00:28:05,009
廚房？

530
00:28:05,799 --> 00:28:08,050
誰跟你在廚房，神經

531
00:28:09,092 --> 00:28:11,009
不是跟你難道跟廚櫃啊？

532
00:28:17,718 --> 00:28:18,799
不是你嗎？

533
00:28:19,509 --> 00:28:20,842
你有老人痴呆啊？

534
00:28:23,676 --> 00:28:24,467
我們

535
00:28:25,509 --> 00:28:26,883
沒在廚房試過嗎？

536
00:28:27,134 --> 00:28:28,800
老人痴呆就承認吧

537
00:28:30,676 --> 00:28:32,467
那到底是誰？

538
00:28:34,799 --> 00:28:36,592
"Molly Yau"嗎？

539
00:28:37,799 --> 00:28:38,967
誰是"Molly Yau"？

540
00:28:40,718 --> 00:28:42,592
你不是說只跟我在廚房試過嗎？

541
00:28:43,175 --> 00:28:44,799
"Molly Yau"啊

542
00:28:45,634 --> 00:28:47,426
誰是"Molly Yau"啊？

543
00:28:49,634 --> 00:28:51,799
我問你誰是"Molly Yau"（沒理由）啊？

544
00:28:52,384 --> 00:28:53,134
睡吧

545
00:28:56,259 --> 00:28:57,217
我認識她嗎？

546
00:28:57,799 --> 00:28:58,883
睡醒告訴你

547
00:29:07,175 --> 00:29:09,300
你上次幫我買的手套放在哪裡？

548
00:29:09,426 --> 00:29:12,009
什麼，你嫌我買的不好說要自己買啊

549
00:29:12,259 --> 00:29:15,259
什麼？你說你幫我買別的款式嘛

550
00:29:15,676 --> 00:29:16,467
是嗎？

551
00:29:16,799 --> 00:29:18,676
那你先剁辣椒我去買

552
00:29:18,842 --> 00:29:21,050
怎麼剁啊？這是最後一雙

553
00:29:21,050 --> 00:29:22,467
再剁就破了

554
00:29:22,799 --> 00:29:24,967
不行，你現在馬上去街口那家看看

555
00:29:25,009 --> 00:29:26,799
要是沒有，就去元朗市中心

556
00:29:26,799 --> 00:29:29,384
元朗市中心 一來一回要一小時

557
00:29:29,718 --> 00:29:31,799
不然怎麼辦？沒手套怎麼剁？

558
00:29:32,009 --> 00:29:34,384
辣椒掰好了就要做，不然全爛了

559
00:29:34,467 --> 00:29:35,759
要不要幫忙？

560
00:29:37,134 --> 00:29:38,676
你別想要獻殷勤

561
00:29:39,092 --> 00:29:40,592
我獻殷勤？

562
00:29:41,799 --> 00:29:44,134
我開車去買比你們兩個都快

563
00:29:44,259 --> 00:29:45,967
免得你們吵吵鬧鬧的

564
00:29:48,592 --> 00:29:49,842
早叫你考駕照

565
00:29:50,759 --> 00:29:51,718
現在求他了

566
00:29:51,718 --> 00:29:53,175
你給老爸一條活路吧

567
00:29:53,509 --> 00:29:55,592
我考了駕照他就是廢人了

568
00:30:01,342 --> 00:30:02,799
哇

569
00:30:03,925 --> 00:30:06,551
哇什麼？照片發給我

570
00:30:08,426 --> 00:30:09,217
看路呀

571
00:30:15,009 --> 00:30:15,799
結帳

572
00:30:16,759 --> 00:30:17,799
很久不見了

573
00:30:18,259 --> 00:30:18,925
很久嗎？

574
00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:21,799
至少三個禮拜沒見了

575
00:30:21,925 --> 00:30:23,092
這你都記得？

576
00:30:23,426 --> 00:30:24,300
當然記得

577
00:30:24,592 --> 00:30:27,426
你總是戴著這副眼鏡那麼帥，我怎麼會不記得你

578
00:30:27,967 --> 00:30:28,718
這樣？

579
00:30:28,842 --> 00:30:29,799
好帥

580
00:30:30,259 --> 00:30:31,300
你買這麼多手套

581
00:30:31,384 --> 00:30:33,050
做辣椒，在家做辣椒

582
00:30:33,050 --> 00:30:33,967
做辣椒？

583
00:30:34,050 --> 00:30:35,799
你看你的手那麼滑

584
00:30:36,092 --> 00:30:37,259
介紹好東西給你

585
00:30:37,799 --> 00:30:40,925
知不知道這個很好用，又薄又安全

586
00:30:41,300 --> 00:30:42,050
最重要是什麼？

587
00:30:42,050 --> 00:30:46,259
它是今年最流行的通用色彩，經典藍

588
00:30:47,799 --> 00:30:50,092
是挺薄的，會不會很容易破啊？

589
00:30:50,467 --> 00:30:52,799
不會的，試試，把手給我，來

590
00:30:52,799 --> 00:30:53,384
怎麼試？

591
00:30:53,799 --> 00:30:56,759
先搓一搓手，搓均勻

592
00:30:57,134 --> 00:30:58,592
你的手好白

593
00:30:58,967 --> 00:31:00,300
你的手還很大

594
00:31:00,467 --> 00:31:01,134
是啊

595
00:31:01,300 --> 00:31:03,967
-小學的時候老師也誇我大 -是嗎？

596
00:31:03,967 --> 00:31:05,259
是啊，打手心

597
00:31:06,300 --> 00:31:08,634
每一根手指都很修長

598
00:31:09,384 --> 00:31:11,426
現在細菌很多要搓仔細一點

599
00:31:13,634 --> 00:31:14,509
好了

600
00:31:15,967 --> 00:31:17,592
還好

601
00:31:19,799 --> 00:31:20,842
這個都要試呀？

602
00:31:22,634 --> 00:31:23,551
這個很容易進去

603
00:31:23,551 --> 00:31:24,551
是呀

604
00:31:25,426 --> 00:31:26,800
是不是很好啊？

605
00:31:26,967 --> 00:31:28,799
太好了，我全部要加大碼

606
00:31:28,799 --> 00:31:29,799
好

607
00:31:36,634 --> 00:31:38,592
你去了一個小時二十二分鐘

608
00:31:43,342 --> 00:31:44,509
幹嘛戴著手套？

609
00:32:03,050 --> 00:32:05,426
我剛才去了市區遇到很多人

610
00:32:05,676 --> 00:32:07,676
髒兮兮烏煙瘴氣的

611
00:32:08,509 --> 00:32:11,592
為了你們兩個健康著想我當然要非常小心

612
00:32:12,134 --> 00:32:13,799
既然我買了那麼多手套

613
00:32:14,384 --> 00:32:16,384
當然要好好地保護自己

614
00:32:17,799 --> 00:32:19,092
順便試試質量

615
00:32:19,967 --> 00:32:21,300
誰知道一試

616
00:32:21,799 --> 00:32:22,799
我才發現

617
00:32:23,759 --> 00:32:26,092
原來現在的手套可以做得那麼薄

618
00:32:26,467 --> 00:32:28,799
還可以這麼有彈性

619
00:32:30,634 --> 00:32:32,384
新科技真的很神奇

620
00:32:33,592 --> 00:32:34,799
我捨不得摘

621
00:32:46,799 --> 00:32:48,551
多少錢？我給你

622
00:32:49,175 --> 00:32:50,175
幾十塊算了

623
00:33:16,050 --> 00:33:17,718
原來他們兩個賺那麼多

624
00:33:18,342 --> 00:33:19,799
是不不太好用？

625
00:33:22,175 --> 00:33:24,134
3,800... 5,000...

626
00:33:26,009 --> 00:33:27,300
原來賺那麼多

627
00:33:28,342 --> 00:33:28,967
喂

628
00:33:29,799 --> 00:33:31,718
你們的辣椒賣得怎麼樣？

629
00:33:32,883 --> 00:33:34,551
挺好，還行吧

630
00:33:35,467 --> 00:33:36,134
怎麼？

631
00:33:37,050 --> 00:33:38,009
想入股？

632
00:33:38,799 --> 00:33:40,799
我看你們已經做了幾天了

633
00:33:40,799 --> 00:33:41,799
今天還要做？

634
00:33:42,092 --> 00:33:43,800
看起來生意不錯

635
00:33:44,092 --> 00:33:46,925
一般，還有差不多二百多罐

636
00:33:47,799 --> 00:33:49,384
二百多罐？

637
00:33:52,759 --> 00:33:54,300
老婆，要幫忙嗎？

638
00:33:56,842 --> 00:33:58,799
那麼喜歡洗，全洗了

639
00:34:04,384 --> 00:34:06,384
哎呀，手套用完了

640
00:34:06,634 --> 00:34:07,467
啊？

641
00:34:08,634 --> 00:34:11,634
你啊什麼？用完了很正常

642
00:34:11,925 --> 00:34:14,467
我那天買了幾盒給你，這麼快用完了？

643
00:34:14,799 --> 00:34:16,799
怎麼可能，你怎麼用的

644
00:34:16,799 --> 00:34:17,842
我找過了，不用找

645
00:34:19,592 --> 00:34:22,634
五盒，有二百五十隻手套

646
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:25,009
總之我現在用完了

647
00:34:26,259 --> 00:34:27,799
那我幫你出去買？

648
00:34:28,799 --> 00:34:31,175
為什麼你那麼想出去幫我買手套？

649
00:34:31,759 --> 00:34:33,718
不是說了，我想幫你忙嘛

650
00:34:33,883 --> 00:34:35,342
好，想幫忙？

651
00:34:35,799 --> 00:34:37,509
坐下，幫忙剁

652
00:34:38,883 --> 00:34:40,009
不是買手套嗎？

653
00:34:41,050 --> 00:34:43,300
-不剁算了 -剁

654
00:34:46,342 --> 00:34:47,800
對了，就這麼剁？

655
00:34:48,009 --> 00:34:48,967
就這麼剁

656
00:34:50,009 --> 00:34:51,509
沒有手套？

657
00:34:51,799 --> 00:34:53,050
沒有手套

658
00:34:57,799 --> 00:34:58,799
好

659
00:35:33,426 --> 00:35:34,799
真可憐

660
00:35:39,217 --> 00:35:40,799
是不是有什麼剁的技巧？

661
00:35:40,799 --> 00:35:42,634
為什麼一直往我這邊濺？

662
00:35:42,799 --> 00:35:43,551
戴手套

663
00:35:43,799 --> 00:35:44,799
戴手...

664
00:35:51,759 --> 00:35:53,050
還買不買手套？

665
00:35:54,799 --> 00:35:56,925
不買了，有手套了

666
00:35:58,634 --> 00:35:59,799
那繼續剁

667
00:36:02,799 --> 00:36:04,342
算了手都紅了，你看

668
00:36:04,799 --> 00:36:05,799
洗手... 快去

669
00:36:19,342 --> 00:36:20,092
幹嘛？

670
00:36:45,799 --> 00:36:47,009
-怎麼了？ -叫什麼？

671
00:36:52,050 --> 00:36:52,883
又紅又腫耶

672
00:36:52,883 --> 00:36:54,509
對啊，我看到了

673
00:36:54,509 --> 00:36:56,009
你快點想辦法，很痛耶

674
00:36:56,259 --> 00:36:57,384
在想了

675
00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:00,092
含砂糖

676
00:37:00,467 --> 00:37:02,134
我聽人家說含砂糖可以解辣

677
00:37:02,467 --> 00:37:03,217
馬上拿

678
00:37:07,342 --> 00:37:07,925
怎麼了？

679
00:37:08,634 --> 00:37:09,342
沒事

680
00:37:10,509 --> 00:37:12,426
-來 撐住 -來

681
00:37:13,799 --> 00:37:14,384
含吧

682
00:37:15,799 --> 00:37:16,800
我...你含

683
00:37:17,300 --> 00:37:19,134
我含？又不是我辣到

684
00:37:19,134 --> 00:37:19,800
你含

685
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:21,759
我怎麼含啊？

686
00:37:22,509 --> 00:37:24,759
快點，變形了

687
00:37:28,009 --> 00:37:29,217
低一點 下去 低一點

688
00:37:29,217 --> 00:37:29,800
低一點

689
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:32,384
-在下了 -下去啦

690
00:37:32,799 --> 00:37:34,259
低一點

691
00:37:34,509 --> 00:37:35,842
接力？

692
00:37:35,842 --> 00:37:37,592
接什麼力？下去啊

693
00:37:38,509 --> 00:37:41,676
-用力 再用力 -加油

694
00:37:42,300 --> 00:37:44,799
-加油 -快一點

695
00:37:46,676 --> 00:37:48,050
我上網搜過了

696
00:37:48,509 --> 00:37:49,799
用牛奶吧

697
00:37:55,342 --> 00:37:57,509
含住還是喝下去？

698
00:37:58,759 --> 00:38:00,134
還是把它泡進去？

699
00:38:00,634 --> 00:38:01,384
快點

700
00:38:16,799 --> 00:38:18,300
來，坐吧

701
00:38:19,092 --> 00:38:19,800
幹嘛？

702
00:38:20,426 --> 00:38:22,634
坐著怎麼炒辣椒？

703
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:24,759
試試看，特地買給你的

704
00:38:24,759 --> 00:38:26,799
-不用了吧 -適合你的高度試試

705
00:38:27,509 --> 00:38:28,799
剛剛好，可以嗎？

706
00:38:29,592 --> 00:38:30,676
怎樣，滿意嗎？

707
00:38:31,883 --> 00:38:32,634
兩瓶

708
00:38:32,634 --> 00:38:34,551
-好，兩瓶，差一瓶 -兩瓶，差一瓶

709
00:38:34,551 --> 00:38:36,092
好，謝謝

710
00:38:37,799 --> 00:38:38,800
好，來

711
00:38:40,300 --> 00:38:41,842
謝謝你，謝謝

712
00:38:44,259 --> 00:38:45,175
你怎麼了？

713
00:38:45,799 --> 00:38:46,718
我尿急

714
00:38:47,718 --> 00:38:48,799
尿急就尿呀

715
00:38:49,592 --> 00:38:50,175
好

716
00:38:56,634 --> 00:38:57,592
哎呀！

717
00:39:00,467 --> 00:39:01,300
你怎麼了？

718
00:39:01,551 --> 00:39:02,967
我不記得摘手套

719
00:39:03,842 --> 00:39:05,092
-又腫了？ -是啊

720
00:39:05,175 --> 00:39:06,718
牛奶呢？喝完了嗎？

721
00:39:07,342 --> 00:39:07,967
沒用

722
00:39:08,426 --> 00:39:09,799
他泡了一整晚

723
00:39:11,509 --> 00:39:11,967
泡？

724
00:39:11,967 --> 00:39:13,967
是啊，泡整晚

725
00:39:15,551 --> 00:39:16,676
用喝的

726
00:39:17,092 --> 00:39:17,883
喝？

727
00:39:19,634 --> 00:39:20,592
怎麼喝？

728
00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:22,967
用你的嘴喝

729
00:39:24,009 --> 00:39:24,967
我喝啊？

730
00:39:25,300 --> 00:39:26,592
難道我喝啊？

731
00:39:27,342 --> 00:39:28,551
我以為它喝

732
00:39:29,799 --> 00:39:30,925
你想多了

733
00:39:34,799 --> 00:39:36,217
-來 我幫你戴 -我的手大不大？

734
00:39:36,426 --> 00:39:37,592
好大啊

735
00:39:37,799 --> 00:39:39,799
我小學老師也是這麼誇我的！

736
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:40,799
進不去啊

737
00:39:40,883 --> 00:39:43,050
-你太大了 -是

738
00:39:43,925 --> 00:39:46,676
真的 真的大，你要戴大碼的

739
00:39:47,009 --> 00:39:48,509
-很舒服 -行了...

740
00:39:49,050 --> 00:39:50,467
-這隻呢？ -好

741
00:40:00,426 --> 00:40:01,175
糟了！

742
00:40:03,384 --> 00:40:04,799
我們會不會被人抓？

743
00:40:04,799 --> 00:40:06,551
我就說這是犯法的嘛

744
00:40:06,967 --> 00:40:08,799
就算我們犯法

745
00:40:08,799 --> 00:40:10,799
也是合法地犯法

746
00:40:11,718 --> 00:40:13,175
什麼叫合法地犯法？

747
00:40:13,799 --> 00:40:16,217
就是我們沒有做傷害人的事而犯法

748
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:17,925
是善良的

749
00:40:18,925 --> 00:40:19,799
你在說什麼？

750
00:40:19,967 --> 00:40:21,718
現在是法律不允許

751
00:40:21,799 --> 00:40:23,759
錯的是在法律，不是我們

752
00:40:24,509 --> 00:40:25,800
那所有人都不用執照了？

753
00:40:26,009 --> 00:40:26,842
是啊

754
00:40:26,842 --> 00:40:29,426
有執照也不代表你的食物乾淨

755
00:40:30,050 --> 00:40:31,759
如果客人吃完拉肚子呢？

756
00:40:31,967 --> 00:40:34,842
自古以來，吃完東西肯定要拉出來的！

757
00:40:34,842 --> 00:40:36,925
如果吃了我們的辣椒醬拉不出來

758
00:40:36,925 --> 00:40:37,799
那才麻煩

759
00:40:39,050 --> 00:40:40,799
沒那麼容易被人抓的

760
00:40:41,009 --> 00:40:42,509
放心吧

761
00:40:42,967 --> 00:40:45,718
你們兩個這麼膽小怎麼做大生意啊

762
00:40:47,342 --> 00:40:48,799
大姐，你也知道

763
00:40:48,799 --> 00:40:50,842
我們是小本經營，賺不了多少錢

764
00:40:51,050 --> 00:40:53,092
我想放一些貨在你這裡

765
00:40:53,092 --> 00:40:55,799
有什麼事，就當在這裡做的

766
00:40:56,175 --> 00:40:58,134
小事，隨便放

767
00:40:58,259 --> 00:41:00,925
不就是一些辣椒，大蒜，油之類的

768
00:41:01,009 --> 00:41:02,300
我也這麼覺得

769
00:41:02,300 --> 00:41:04,134
說真的叔叔的辣椒醬

770
00:41:04,134 --> 00:41:05,634
不就這幾樣東西

771
00:41:05,799 --> 00:41:06,718
要查的話

772
00:41:06,718 --> 00:41:09,009
在茶餐廳找到這些東西也很正常

773
00:41:09,967 --> 00:41:12,467
放心，我們是一家人！

774
00:41:13,259 --> 00:41:13,842
來！

775
00:41:14,134 --> 00:41:15,676
幾號桌？我幫你

776
00:41:15,925 --> 00:41:18,300
你去找個位子坐下慢慢吃吧

777
00:41:18,799 --> 00:41:19,967
有消息指出

778
00:41:19,967 --> 00:41:22,883
政府打算放寬晚上禁止內用的限制

779
00:41:22,883 --> 00:41:23,925
但是相關建議

780
00:41:23,925 --> 00:41:25,799
遭到專家強烈反對

781
00:41:26,050 --> 00:41:27,467
政府最終決定

782
00:41:27,467 --> 00:41:29,925
延續實施晚上禁止內用的限制

783
00:41:30,509 --> 00:41:33,217
另外兩人限聚令和強制口罩令

784
00:41:33,217 --> 00:41:36,509
繼續延長七天，到八月二十五號結束

785
00:41:40,217 --> 00:41:41,676
全都在家裡吃飯

786
00:41:41,799 --> 00:41:44,342
我們的辣椒醬就能繼續大賣了！

787
00:41:44,759 --> 00:41:45,799
柏軒，很抱歉

788
00:41:45,967 --> 00:41:48,799
我得馬上終止我們的僱傭合約

789
00:41:49,426 --> 00:41:51,050
今天是你最後一個上班天

790
00:42:03,342 --> 00:42:05,342
香港爆發第四波疫情

791
00:42:05,718 --> 00:42:08,718
跳舞群眾感染人數多了六十二宗

792
00:42:08,799 --> 00:42:10,799
增加到四百七十九人

793
00:42:11,259 --> 00:42:14,467
成為疫情至今，最大規模的感染群聚

794
00:42:14,925 --> 00:42:16,799
政府防疫措施加強

795
00:42:16,842 --> 00:42:19,799
所有會議室及多用途室內地方

796
00:42:19,799 --> 00:42:22,300
都不能進行現場表演及跳舞活動

797
00:42:22,300 --> 00:42:25,676
莫說青山多障礙

798
00:42:26,300 --> 00:42:29,634
風也急風也勁

799
00:42:30,217 --> 00:42:36,799
白雲過山峰也可傳情

800
00:42:37,759 --> 00:42:42,300
莫說水中多變幻

801
00:42:42,300 --> 00:42:45,426
水也清水也靜

802
00:42:45,799 --> 00:42:47,676
你這種人都能當老闆

803
00:42:47,967 --> 00:42:49,384
有沒有搞錯啊？

804
00:42:51,217 --> 00:42:52,799
是成功的老闆

805
00:42:53,842 --> 00:43:01,342
未怕罡風吹散了熱愛

806
00:43:01,799 --> 00:43:08,509
萬水千山總是情

807
00:43:10,799 --> 00:43:11,634
想好了

808
00:43:11,799 --> 00:43:14,009
既然現在網上的生意也算穩定

809
00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:15,799
我想有新的嘗試

810
00:43:16,342 --> 00:43:18,342
趁我不在你就不老實了？

811
00:43:19,009 --> 00:43:20,799
下一步想和小店合作

812
00:43:21,634 --> 00:43:24,799
那第一家呢，當然是...

813
00:43:26,217 --> 00:43:28,175
正宗港式熱狗

814
00:43:28,883 --> 00:43:30,551
寶寶你真的好聰明！

815
00:43:30,551 --> 00:43:31,883
棒棒噠

816
00:43:35,883 --> 00:43:38,467
水中多變幻

817
00:43:39,259 --> 00:43:42,592
風也急風也勁

818
00:43:43,426 --> 00:43:49,799
白雲過山峰也可傳情

819
00:43:50,384 --> 00:43:51,134
喂，李先生

820
00:43:51,718 --> 00:43:53,800
你上次帶我們看的房子，還賣嗎？

821
00:43:55,175 --> 00:43:57,384
頂層連天台我可以的

822
00:43:59,759 --> 00:44:07,092
未怕罡風吹散了熱愛

823
00:44:07,799 --> 00:44:09,799
你們也會唱，一起唱

824
00:44:10,799 --> 00:44:11,800
不用害羞，來！

825
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:14,551
萬水千山總是情

826
00:44:15,883 --> 00:44:19,718
聚散也有天註定

827
00:44:20,217 --> 00:44:24,217
不怨天不怨命

828
00:44:24,384 --> 00:44:31,799
但求有山水共作證

829
00:44:33,009 --> 00:44:34,009
-好棒 -好

830
00:44:35,217 --> 00:44:36,799
很好聽！姐姐…

831
00:44:36,799 --> 00:44:38,634
你真的進步得很快

832
00:44:39,342 --> 00:44:41,175
比汪明荃好聽，真的！

833
00:44:44,217 --> 00:44:45,009
謝謝...

834
00:44:46,009 --> 00:44:48,009
我最近學了一首新歌

835
00:44:48,426 --> 00:44:50,799
是那個Olivia Newton John的

836
00:44:50,799 --> 00:44:52,925
Hopelessly Devoted to You

837
00:44:52,925 --> 00:44:55,134
我還特地找人幫我拍了一個MV

838
00:44:55,134 --> 00:44:56,259
給我點意見

839
00:44:56,259 --> 00:44:58,467
好，你把MV找出來，快點

840
00:45:01,676 --> 00:45:03,592
耳油，我先去廁所洗洗

841
00:45:04,718 --> 00:45:05,925
我看甜品煮好了沒有？

842
00:45:06,592 --> 00:45:08,551
柏軒正好，你先睹為快

843
00:45:08,718 --> 00:45:11,676
來，音樂人，給我一點專業意見

844
00:45:11,676 --> 00:45:12,718
姑姑你對我真好

845
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:13,759
發給我

846
00:45:14,426 --> 00:45:15,718
我要是懂得發

847
00:45:15,718 --> 00:45:19,217
就不用大老遠地從鴨脷洲跑到元朗來了

848
00:45:19,634 --> 00:45:21,092
你可以叫表哥幫你發

849
00:45:24,217 --> 00:45:25,883
你表哥很忙的嘛

850
00:45:28,799 --> 00:45:30,384
我很少見到他

851
00:45:31,300 --> 00:45:34,175
等他來，還不如來找你們

852
00:45:37,883 --> 00:45:39,634
你就當來幫幫我們

853
00:45:39,925 --> 00:45:43,092
我平時要跳舞，很多事要忙我來幹嘛？

854
00:45:43,134 --> 00:45:45,467
那你可能要好久，才能跳舞了

855
00:45:45,467 --> 00:45:45,842
啊？

856
00:45:47,759 --> 00:45:49,634
要好久才能跳舞？

857
00:45:50,009 --> 00:45:50,799
是啊？

858
00:45:50,799 --> 00:45:52,509
要去那裡買「好酒」？

859
00:46:03,467 --> 00:46:05,883
姑姑，又說冷笑話？

860
00:46:09,883 --> 00:46:10,759
好笑嗎？

861
00:46:10,759 --> 00:46:11,092
行啊

862
00:46:11,092 --> 00:46:13,217
-我前兩天不知道聽誰說的 -好笑

863
00:46:13,217 --> 00:46:14,799
笑到我差點失禁

864
00:46:16,925 --> 00:46:17,925
我打算

865
00:46:18,799 --> 00:46:22,050
把傳統小吃，用全新的方法去包裝

866
00:46:22,799 --> 00:46:24,175
去吸引新的顧客

867
00:46:24,799 --> 00:46:25,799
很好啊！

868
00:46:26,925 --> 00:46:29,551
年輕人什麼都要嘗試一下

869
00:46:30,092 --> 00:46:32,300
我經常跟年輕的夥計說

870
00:46:32,799 --> 00:46:34,217
你什麼都要嘗試

871
00:46:34,342 --> 00:46:36,676
所有老闆像你這麼開明就好了

872
00:46:38,217 --> 00:46:41,009
我呢，吃過很多不同種類的食物

873
00:46:41,134 --> 00:46:42,799
但是全都吃過之後

874
00:46:42,799 --> 00:46:44,259
還是覺得你們的熱狗

875
00:46:44,259 --> 00:46:46,384
跟我們的辣椒醬最般配

876
00:46:46,925 --> 00:46:49,300
所以我是真的很想跟你們合作

877
00:46:49,300 --> 00:46:51,259
希望推出一款新的辣熱狗

878
00:46:53,467 --> 00:46:56,009
我們在這裡經營二十多年了

879
00:46:56,259 --> 00:46:57,967
只做一種食物

880
00:46:58,426 --> 00:47:01,217
我那些熟客，全都吃習慣了

881
00:47:01,799 --> 00:47:04,759
除了那些熟客，還可以吸引新的年輕客

882
00:47:04,759 --> 00:47:09,217
現在的年輕人，他們就喜歡吃那些日本菜

883
00:47:09,217 --> 00:47:12,799
韓國菜甚至是台灣菜之類的小吃，對吧？

884
00:47:12,842 --> 00:47:16,883
像你們這種年紀的人又怎麼會買熱狗吃？

885
00:47:17,384 --> 00:47:19,342
但是...如果你跟我們合作

886
00:47:19,551 --> 00:47:22,676
我就能介紹光顧我的那些年輕人來吃熱狗

887
00:47:22,718 --> 00:47:25,300
這樣就能把這種傳統小吃，繼續延續下去

888
00:47:25,634 --> 00:47:27,799
不行，我們不能改變

889
00:47:27,799 --> 00:47:29,342
一改變就糟了

890
00:47:29,799 --> 00:47:31,967
老闆，沒試又怎麼知道？

891
00:47:32,217 --> 00:47:34,799
我二十多年前就試過了

892
00:47:35,799 --> 00:47:37,799
所以開了這家店啊

893
00:47:38,799 --> 00:47:40,217
你自己試吧

894
00:47:40,842 --> 00:47:42,842
你老媽弄得好辛苦啊

895
00:47:49,799 --> 00:47:52,009
張太太，現在收到你五十萬訂金

896
00:47:52,217 --> 00:47:54,799
你盡快去銀行辦理貸款 這樣就行了

897
00:48:06,592 --> 00:48:08,426
你又在炒辣椒？

898
00:48:09,050 --> 00:48:09,759
大姐約你

899
00:48:09,759 --> 00:48:11,467
今天晚上一起去吃火鍋

900
00:48:12,009 --> 00:48:13,300
這麼開心？

901
00:48:13,718 --> 00:48:16,467
是啊，今晚七點別遲到了

902
00:48:16,467 --> 00:48:17,050
喂？

903
00:48:17,509 --> 00:48:19,842
還有，記得拿兩瓶辣椒醬來嚐嚐

904
00:48:20,799 --> 00:48:23,759
你們賣了這麼久，我跟大姐都還沒嚐過

905
00:48:24,050 --> 00:48:25,676
看看味道怎麼樣

906
00:48:28,384 --> 00:48:30,799
你等一下，別跟他們提錢

907
00:48:31,592 --> 00:48:34,259
我怎麼會無緣無故跟他們提錢？

908
00:48:34,467 --> 00:48:36,799
-大姐快來 -來...

909
00:48:37,217 --> 00:48:38,799
-冰奶茶少糖 -謝謝大姐

910
00:48:38,842 --> 00:48:40,175
不用客氣，吃吧

911
00:48:40,342 --> 00:48:41,342
有鮑魚可以吃

912
00:48:41,342 --> 00:48:42,509
我買的

913
00:48:42,799 --> 00:48:44,009
-這麼大方 -是啊

914
00:48:44,009 --> 00:48:47,509
對了，聽說你們做那個辣椒醬銷量不錯是吧？

915
00:48:47,592 --> 00:48:49,509
-確實不錯 -是嗎？

916
00:48:49,718 --> 00:48:50,842
還過得去吧

917
00:48:51,592 --> 00:48:53,799
你們兩個人一起做

918
00:48:54,384 --> 00:48:56,799
一個禮拜能賣一百瓶嗎？

919
00:48:57,676 --> 00:48:58,799
一百瓶？

920
00:48:59,799 --> 00:49:01,759
一百瓶一個人就能做

921
00:49:02,342 --> 00:49:04,718
至少一個人二百瓶，慢慢來

922
00:49:09,050 --> 00:49:11,259
也就是一個禮拜賣四百瓶？

923
00:49:12,342 --> 00:49:14,050
這樣真的很辛苦呀

924
00:49:14,592 --> 00:49:16,799
不是辛苦，是發財

925
00:49:18,134 --> 00:49:20,050
其實也賺不到很多錢？

926
00:49:20,634 --> 00:49:21,967
-很少的 -沒多少 就一點

927
00:49:21,967 --> 00:49:25,300
他們放上網賣的，賣九十塊一瓶，大姐

928
00:49:25,426 --> 00:49:26,426
不便宜

929
00:49:26,759 --> 00:49:29,799
哪像你炒一盤牛河，只賺十塊錢

930
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:32,925
那我們不懂怎麼把東西放上網賣

931
00:49:32,925 --> 00:49:34,592
一個月賺二十萬

932
00:49:34,799 --> 00:49:36,175
還可以請個人幫忙

933
00:49:36,259 --> 00:49:38,799
哪有二十萬這麼多，大哥

934
00:49:39,217 --> 00:49:40,718
不算成本啊？

935
00:49:42,050 --> 00:49:43,799
不是，我跟他解釋清楚嘛

936
00:49:43,799 --> 00:49:45,799
辣椒要四十塊錢一斤

937
00:49:45,967 --> 00:49:48,800
還有那些大蒜、油啊不花錢嗎？

938
00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:50,259
-全都要花錢買的 -是啊 是啊

939
00:49:50,259 --> 00:49:53,676
很簡單，我算給你聽，一個月一千二百瓶

940
00:49:53,676 --> 00:49:55,842
除以人數，我們每個人四、五萬

941
00:49:55,842 --> 00:49:56,883
哪有二十？

942
00:49:57,799 --> 00:50:02,009
四到五萬？也比我們賺得多呀大姐

943
00:50:02,799 --> 00:50:04,967
為什麼自己人不能賣這款辣椒醬

944
00:50:04,967 --> 00:50:06,342
要讓外人賺錢？

945
00:50:07,009 --> 00:50:08,050
什麼外人？

946
00:50:08,509 --> 00:50:10,092
我們是一家人！

947
00:50:10,467 --> 00:50:11,842
我們是一家人？

948
00:50:13,759 --> 00:50:14,883
我在裡面嗎？

949
00:50:15,799 --> 00:50:17,134
全讓他們賺了！

950
00:50:17,259 --> 00:50:19,300
大哥，我之前跟大姐說過的

951
00:50:19,300 --> 00:50:20,676
你為什麼不問我？

952
00:50:20,799 --> 00:50:21,592
我死了？

953
00:50:21,799 --> 00:50:23,759
大姐你不做，我做！

954
00:50:23,967 --> 00:50:25,467
無本生利！

955
00:50:25,676 --> 00:50:27,342
你為什麼認為是無本呢？

956
00:50:27,342 --> 00:50:29,592
你借我們的廚房當工廠

957
00:50:30,009 --> 00:50:31,175
我計較過嗎？

958
00:50:36,799 --> 00:50:37,509
夠了

959
00:50:38,175 --> 00:50:41,134
是我主動說沒關係，借給他們用的

960
00:50:42,134 --> 00:50:44,883
為什麼每件事都要算得那麼清楚？

961
00:50:46,092 --> 00:50:47,799
我跟你是不是也要算清楚啊？

962
00:50:48,799 --> 00:50:50,300
算這個算那個

963
00:50:50,509 --> 00:50:52,009
看看鮑魚熟了沒有？

964
00:50:52,718 --> 00:50:55,967
大家還可以坐在一起吃飯就不錯了吵什麼？

965
00:50:56,634 --> 00:50:58,467
明天隨時變回兩人限聚

966
00:50:58,509 --> 00:51:00,300
到時候就吃不了

967
00:51:08,799 --> 00:51:09,676
我回來了

968
00:51:17,799 --> 00:51:18,842
你有幾封信在桌上

969
00:51:18,842 --> 00:51:21,342
你看一下，別一直放著不看

970
00:51:24,883 --> 00:51:27,967
還有銀行信？已經改了網上支付

971
00:51:39,217 --> 00:51:40,718
又怎麼了？

972
00:51:41,300 --> 00:51:44,300
我什麼都沒做，還是踩地雷了

973
00:51:45,592 --> 00:51:46,842
小事就算了

974
00:51:47,718 --> 00:51:50,134
你別跟我說，你跟埋地雷的人說

975
00:51:50,300 --> 00:51:52,134
他不說話沒人當他是啞巴

976
00:51:52,259 --> 00:51:53,799
我幫她還不滿意

977
00:51:58,342 --> 00:52:00,175
知不知道他今晚多幫忙

978
00:52:00,799 --> 00:52:03,175
吃飯之前我就跟他說了不要提錢

979
00:52:03,175 --> 00:52:04,467
一見到你舅舅

980
00:52:04,467 --> 00:52:06,634
他一五一十把價錢全說了

981
00:52:06,718 --> 00:52:08,676
現在全都知道我們賺多少錢了

982
00:52:09,634 --> 00:52:12,050
不管我說了什麼，她就只聽到錢

983
00:52:12,050 --> 00:52:13,551
提起錢他最開心

984
00:52:13,676 --> 00:52:15,467
提起錢誰不開心？

985
00:52:15,467 --> 00:52:16,676
她提起錢會哭啊？

986
00:52:16,799 --> 00:52:19,175
我能做完所有事，賺光所有錢我最開心

987
00:52:19,509 --> 00:52:21,551
開心啊？那讓他自己全做了

988
00:52:21,551 --> 00:52:22,467
我不做

989
00:52:22,799 --> 00:52:23,842
我一直在做

990
00:52:24,799 --> 00:52:27,634
你跟他說他這樣做辣椒，死定了

991
00:52:28,799 --> 00:52:30,799
辣椒本來就是死的

992
00:52:31,342 --> 00:52:32,842
你問問她見過活的辣椒嗎？

993
00:52:33,050 --> 00:52:34,009
嚇死人啊？

994
00:52:34,217 --> 00:52:36,300
從今天開始我負責做辣椒醬

995
00:52:51,551 --> 00:52:53,799
姐姐

996
00:52:56,759 --> 00:52:59,134
-喂 姐姐，是我 -怎麼了？阿倫

997
00:52:59,718 --> 00:53:01,259
我有筆大生意找你合作

998
00:53:01,259 --> 00:53:02,467
一起出來開工

999
00:53:04,799 --> 00:53:05,759
你又MISS了

1000
00:53:06,467 --> 00:53:07,134
沒關係

1001
00:53:07,467 --> 00:53:08,300
完美

1002
00:53:09,925 --> 00:53:11,217
我能跟得上

1003
00:53:11,799 --> 00:53:12,384
好 來

1004
00:53:12,384 --> 00:53:12,967
你看到嗎

1005
00:53:12,967 --> 00:53:14,050
它不是叫你老師

1006
00:53:14,050 --> 00:53:15,384
它說你錯失了

1007
00:53:16,300 --> 00:53:19,799
不行了，腳能跟上手跟不上

1008
00:53:19,799 --> 00:53:20,842
你別管自己的樣子了

1009
00:53:20,842 --> 00:53:22,342
不行了

1010
00:53:23,342 --> 00:53:24,800
-只是遊戲 -不行了

1011
00:53:25,342 --> 00:53:26,175
是啊

1012
00:53:29,799 --> 00:53:30,799
跳更高等級的

1013
00:53:30,799 --> 00:53:31,925
不行，斷氣了

1014
00:53:32,634 --> 00:53:33,759
-不行了 -怎麼會不行？

1015
00:53:36,883 --> 00:53:37,799
快點

1016
00:53:39,384 --> 00:53:41,050
-不行 -不行了？

1017
00:53:41,300 --> 00:53:43,799
玩不激烈的遊戲，走，那邊！

1018
00:53:43,799 --> 00:53:44,759
好啊

1019
00:53:47,883 --> 00:53:49,718
糟了，沒硬幣我先去換

1020
00:53:49,799 --> 00:53:50,384
你拿著

1021
00:53:50,551 --> 00:53:52,426
還想玩什麼？

1022
00:53:53,009 --> 00:53:54,799
我無所謂，你想玩什麼？

1023
00:54:01,426 --> 00:54:02,759
準備好了嗎？

1024
00:54:03,009 --> 00:54:04,134
我好害怕

1025
00:54:04,342 --> 00:54:05,217
-來啊 -好

1026
00:54:24,259 --> 00:54:25,134
不要呀

1027
00:54:31,883 --> 00:54:32,799
過來

1028
00:54:33,467 --> 00:54:34,050
過來

1029
00:54:37,134 --> 00:54:37,799
姐姐

1030
00:54:37,883 --> 00:54:39,551
這把是我贏了

1031
00:54:39,925 --> 00:54:40,799
我知道

1032
00:54:41,551 --> 00:54:43,050
這一掌是要打醒你

1033
00:54:43,467 --> 00:54:44,799
回去跟你老婆認個錯

1034
00:54:45,967 --> 00:54:47,551
買點東西給她

1035
00:54:49,050 --> 00:54:50,799
隨便買一個戒指

1036
00:54:50,799 --> 00:54:53,134
還是包包什麼的禮物送給她

1037
00:54:53,134 --> 00:54:54,634
回去哄哄她呀

1038
00:54:55,426 --> 00:54:55,967
好

1039
00:54:57,175 --> 00:54:58,009
先別走

1040
00:54:59,799 --> 00:55:00,799
臨走前

1041
00:55:01,175 --> 00:55:03,467
能不能讓我打完贏的那一掌？

1042
00:55:11,009 --> 00:55:12,509
沒大沒小

1043
00:55:18,092 --> 00:55:19,799
又新街豬排麵，好吃嗎？

1044
00:55:20,676 --> 00:55:21,634
好吃

1045
00:55:23,426 --> 00:55:25,175
好吃就慢慢吃

1046
00:55:25,759 --> 00:55:26,799
我先去換衣服

1047
00:55:29,217 --> 00:55:30,800
你幹嘛一直捂著臉？

1048
00:55:32,467 --> 00:55:33,300
沒什麼

1049
00:55:33,799 --> 00:55:34,842
我的口罩剛才掉了

1050
00:55:34,842 --> 00:55:35,800
這是口罩

1051
00:55:44,009 --> 00:55:45,175
我幫你按摩腰

1052
00:55:46,718 --> 00:55:47,551
是不是這裡？

1053
00:55:47,718 --> 00:55:48,467
高一點

1054
00:55:49,342 --> 00:55:50,092
這裡啊？

1055
00:55:53,134 --> 00:55:54,467
來，按肩膀

1056
00:55:58,134 --> 00:55:59,799
這個給你吧？別浪費

1057
00:56:00,175 --> 00:56:01,799
不用了我飽了，你吃

1058
00:56:01,799 --> 00:56:02,592
哦

1059
00:56:12,799 --> 00:56:13,759
姑姑

1060
00:56:13,883 --> 00:56:16,634
你帶回去，這麼貴你自己吃

1061
00:56:22,799 --> 00:56:24,426
來，這些給你

1062
00:56:25,217 --> 00:56:25,799
這樣夠？

1063
00:56:25,799 --> 00:56:27,925
一個人吃幾顆就夠了

1064
00:56:29,342 --> 00:56:29,967
喂

1065
00:56:31,799 --> 00:56:32,592
在幹嘛？

1066
00:56:41,217 --> 00:56:42,009
幹嘛？

1067
00:56:42,175 --> 00:56:44,300
在跟誰發信息聊天呢？

1068
00:56:45,467 --> 00:56:46,925
沒有，談正經事

1069
00:56:47,300 --> 00:56:48,634
我一看就知道

1070
00:56:48,799 --> 00:56:49,800
在撩妹

1071
00:56:52,134 --> 00:56:54,217
當然不是，怎麼會呢

1072
00:56:54,217 --> 00:56:55,676
-傻瓜 -那你在幹什麼？

1073
00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:56,883
談正經事

1074
00:56:57,426 --> 00:56:58,342
不能說啊？

1075
00:57:00,259 --> 00:57:00,883
嗨

1076
00:57:01,259 --> 00:57:02,426
給你放口罩

1077
00:57:02,426 --> 00:57:03,217
往這邊走

1078
00:57:03,217 --> 00:57:03,925
謝謝

1079
00:57:10,217 --> 00:57:11,050
嗨，柏軒

1080
00:57:11,300 --> 00:57:12,050
我是黛絲

1081
00:57:12,300 --> 00:57:13,217
抱歉，我遲到了

1082
00:57:13,217 --> 00:57:14,175
沒關係

1083
00:57:14,259 --> 00:57:16,384
我們這次真的很高興能跟你合作

1084
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:19,759
特別是阿諾，他一收到你說YES的信息

1085
00:57:19,759 --> 00:57:21,967
-就馬上叫所有同事去開會 -是嗎？

1086
00:57:22,799 --> 00:57:24,925
其實阿諾這幾年一直在不同地方

1087
00:57:24,925 --> 00:57:27,426
尋找有潛力的品牌，推向國際

1088
00:57:27,592 --> 00:57:28,676
這次來香港

1089
00:57:28,676 --> 00:57:31,009
他第一個想合作的就是你的辣椒醬

1090
00:57:31,799 --> 00:57:33,799
合約第一年提到要做的一萬瓶

1091
00:57:33,799 --> 00:57:34,883
只是個開始

1092
00:57:35,799 --> 00:57:37,300
這一年我們的合作模式

1093
00:57:37,300 --> 00:57:39,551
一定會是越來越大的規模

1094
00:57:40,050 --> 00:57:41,759
希望更加多人認識

1095
00:57:41,759 --> 00:57:42,967
以及品嚐到你的辣椒醬

1096
00:57:50,259 --> 00:57:50,883
柏軒

1097
00:57:51,967 --> 00:57:52,799
這邊來

1098
00:57:53,092 --> 00:57:53,799
好

1099
00:58:09,009 --> 00:58:12,800
每一幅拼圖都有它的最後一塊

1100
00:58:14,175 --> 00:58:18,967
缺了這一塊，拼圖就不完整了

1101
00:58:20,175 --> 00:58:22,300
這些年來，我一直在…

1102
00:58:22,300 --> 00:58:25,175
尋找我生命中的最後一塊拼圖

1103
00:58:25,175 --> 00:58:26,300
柏軒

1104
00:58:26,509 --> 00:58:27,300
阿諾，你好

1105
00:58:27,676 --> 00:58:29,342
非常感謝你的邀請

1106
00:58:34,050 --> 00:58:35,799
我知道你在想什麼

1107
00:58:37,134 --> 00:58:39,842
一個像我這樣什麼都有的人

1108
00:58:40,134 --> 00:58:43,092
怎麼會想跟你這樣的人合作？

1109
00:58:44,426 --> 00:58:47,009
我來給你上一節經濟速成課

1110
00:58:47,259 --> 00:58:49,799
「供與求」

1111
00:58:51,009 --> 00:58:54,134
你對你的產品擁有絕對信心

1112
00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:57,799
要全面發揮這個產品的潛力

1113
00:58:57,799 --> 00:59:01,259
取得天文數字的收益

1114
00:59:01,799 --> 00:59:04,759
關鍵在於市場推廣和品牌定位

1115
00:59:04,799 --> 00:59:05,509
以及增加

1116
00:59:05,509 --> 00:59:10,134
人氣產品的供應

1117
00:59:11,300 --> 00:59:13,759
柏軒，只要你增加供應

1118
00:59:13,799 --> 00:59:16,217
需求就會隨之而來

1119
00:59:17,759 --> 00:59:19,718
閉上眼睛，想像一下

1120
00:59:20,259 --> 00:59:21,799
天文數字的增長

1121
00:59:21,799 --> 00:59:23,676
是何等精妙，柏軒

1122
00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:27,134
你做得到

1123
00:59:28,799 --> 00:59:29,925
來吧

1124
00:59:31,634 --> 00:59:33,634
感受一下澎湃的市場力量

1125
00:59:34,009 --> 00:59:35,842
在你的血管內奔馳

1126
00:59:37,009 --> 00:59:38,384
太美妙了

1127
00:59:40,883 --> 00:59:41,967
喂

1128
00:59:43,175 --> 00:59:44,592
閉上你的眼睛

1129
00:59:45,092 --> 00:59:47,718
來吧！閉上眼睛！

1130
00:59:48,842 --> 00:59:49,925
想像一下

1131
00:59:53,799 --> 00:59:55,426
太美妙了！

1132
00:59:56,009 --> 00:59:57,799
怎麼樣？看到嗎？

1133
00:59:59,175 --> 01:00:01,718
閉眼睛，能看到什麼呢？

1134
01:00:03,467 --> 01:00:05,050
就知道你們沒有視野

1135
01:00:06,509 --> 01:00:07,967
說你沒有視野

1136
01:00:08,384 --> 01:00:09,799
當然是他最有視野了

1137
01:00:09,799 --> 01:00:10,509
那倒是

1138
01:00:10,551 --> 01:00:12,799
我電視機呀，遊戲機全沒有

1139
01:00:12,799 --> 01:00:13,467
就是

1140
01:00:13,799 --> 01:00:15,050
我又不是"One direction"

1141
01:00:15,050 --> 01:00:16,634
我也不時髦

1142
01:00:17,759 --> 01:00:19,384
但是我有

1143
01:00:19,799 --> 01:00:21,799
恭喜

1144
01:00:21,967 --> 01:00:23,551
押韻

1145
01:00:24,467 --> 01:00:25,799
果然是英文狀元

1146
01:00:26,259 --> 01:00:27,967
好，現在賺到錢了

1147
01:00:28,967 --> 01:00:30,009
有什麼打算？

1148
01:00:31,799 --> 01:00:32,759
買房

1149
01:00:35,967 --> 01:00:36,967
買房啊？

1150
01:00:38,799 --> 01:00:40,799
我十二歲認識你的時候

1151
01:00:40,799 --> 01:00:42,799
你已經說過不要買房子啦

1152
01:00:43,799 --> 01:00:45,384
我老媽想買嘛

1153
01:00:46,009 --> 01:00:49,592
你老媽想買房子，一點都不奇怪

1154
01:00:49,799 --> 01:00:51,467
汕尾以南都知道

1155
01:00:52,799 --> 01:00:55,009
但是她用我的名字去申請貸款了

1156
01:00:56,009 --> 01:00:58,092
不行，太過分，一定要告她

1157
01:00:58,551 --> 01:00:59,799
我幫你找律師

1158
01:00:59,799 --> 01:01:00,799
君堯怎麼樣？

1159
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:02,009
別玩了

1160
01:01:03,592 --> 01:01:05,092
我跟她吵過好多次

1161
01:01:06,592 --> 01:01:09,342
但是畢竟...是我媽的心願

1162
01:01:11,426 --> 01:01:13,050
而且難得我有能力

1163
01:01:13,799 --> 01:01:14,759
就買給她

1164
01:01:15,259 --> 01:01:16,718
你要想清楚

1165
01:01:16,799 --> 01:01:19,300
你下半輩子做什麼都是為了這房子

1166
01:01:20,718 --> 01:01:21,426
值得嗎？

1167
01:01:24,092 --> 01:01:25,300
她說值得

1168
01:01:29,134 --> 01:01:30,384
是在問你

1169
01:01:35,799 --> 01:01:37,384
總之她說值得

1170
01:01:40,509 --> 01:01:42,009
幾年前也許值得

1171
01:01:43,259 --> 01:01:44,676
現在不一樣了

1172
01:01:49,592 --> 01:01:50,842
現在有什麼問題？

1173
01:01:51,718 --> 01:01:54,509
你現在沒工作了，你怎麼貸款？

1174
01:01:54,676 --> 01:01:57,426
所以這次我一定要做好這一萬瓶辣椒醬

1175
01:01:58,592 --> 01:01:59,800
只要做好一萬瓶

1176
01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:02,799
就會有兩萬瓶，會有四萬瓶

1177
01:02:02,799 --> 01:02:04,509
會有十萬瓶

1178
01:02:05,799 --> 01:02:06,967
到時候不用貸款

1179
01:02:07,883 --> 01:02:09,175
我一次付清

1180
01:02:16,759 --> 01:02:17,799
我跟你們說

1181
01:02:18,799 --> 01:02:21,634
我這次一定行

1182
01:02:23,509 --> 01:02:24,092
聽到了沒？

1183
01:02:28,134 --> 01:02:28,799
來！

1184
01:02:35,426 --> 01:02:36,175
一定行

1185
01:02:36,467 --> 01:02:37,426
一定行

1186
01:02:40,676 --> 01:02:42,925
要一萬個空瓶那麼多？要上市啊？

1187
01:02:43,259 --> 01:02:44,634
哪這麼容易啊？

1188
01:02:44,799 --> 01:02:46,217
兒子接了個大訂單

1189
01:02:46,799 --> 01:02:48,092
恭喜你們

1190
01:02:48,134 --> 01:02:50,509
那以後我的生意，全靠你們了

1191
01:02:50,925 --> 01:02:52,799
好，你們自己決定

1192
01:02:55,925 --> 01:02:57,009
哪個我們買的？

1193
01:02:57,718 --> 01:02:59,925
你們一直買的是這一種，這是進口貨

1194
01:03:00,175 --> 01:03:01,467
另一種容量一樣

1195
01:03:01,467 --> 01:03:03,009
但是大陸做的輕很多

1196
01:03:03,634 --> 01:03:05,342
這兩種最大的區別就是

1197
01:03:05,342 --> 01:03:06,883
你們買的貴兩塊錢

1198
01:03:07,467 --> 01:03:08,718
那不用考慮了

1199
01:03:08,967 --> 01:03:10,592
貴兩塊錢

1200
01:03:10,676 --> 01:03:12,217
你們真的要盡快訂貨了

1201
01:03:12,342 --> 01:03:14,925
我沒那麼多現貨啊，最好今天就做決定

1202
01:03:15,009 --> 01:03:16,592
啊今天啊？

1203
01:03:17,175 --> 01:03:21,467
但是兒子上次真的試了很多次最後才選了這個

1204
01:03:21,925 --> 01:03:23,676
你不會想拿回去讓他試吧？

1205
01:03:23,718 --> 01:03:24,800
他要試好幾天

1206
01:03:25,384 --> 01:03:28,342
便宜的這種，我真的只賺了五毛錢

1207
01:03:29,426 --> 01:03:30,759
這個什麼時候有貨啊？

1208
01:03:37,799 --> 01:03:38,799
回來了

1209
01:03:39,842 --> 01:03:41,009
一個人回來

1210
01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:42,799
不然幾個？

1211
01:03:42,925 --> 01:03:45,342
你別做得那麼快，我來不及裝

1212
01:03:45,634 --> 01:03:48,217
看來你們進度神速，第一批搞定了吧

1213
01:03:48,384 --> 01:03:50,467
你能幫忙就更快

1214
01:03:50,467 --> 01:03:52,175
好 馬上幫忙

1215
01:04:01,634 --> 01:04:02,800
瓶子不一樣了？

1216
01:04:03,718 --> 01:04:04,842
哪有不一樣啊？

1217
01:04:05,259 --> 01:04:06,799
不是，形狀都不一樣了

1218
01:04:07,009 --> 01:04:09,426
這裡本來是斜的，現在變正方形？

1219
01:04:09,799 --> 01:04:11,509
而且重量也不一樣輕很多

1220
01:04:11,551 --> 01:04:12,467
怎麼回事？

1221
01:04:12,718 --> 01:04:14,175
差不多，有什麼不同？

1222
01:04:14,509 --> 01:04:15,759
差了很多

1223
01:04:15,800 --> 01:04:17,799
那也對，一個差兩塊錢

1224
01:04:23,842 --> 01:04:24,925
你剛才說沒區別？

1225
01:04:24,925 --> 01:04:27,551
我哪有說過沒差？我是問你有什麼差別？

1226
01:04:27,799 --> 01:04:30,050
大哥做生意不能這樣，這是做品牌

1227
01:04:30,634 --> 01:04:31,799
才做了幾個月

1228
01:04:31,842 --> 01:04:33,342
無緣無故換瓶子

1229
01:04:33,342 --> 01:04:34,799
你是買家，你會怎麼想？

1230
01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:37,259
還有，我合約已經簽好了

1231
01:04:37,259 --> 01:04:39,592
我明天要去開會，現在才換瓶子

1232
01:04:39,718 --> 01:04:40,634
我怎麼跟人家交代？

1233
01:04:40,634 --> 01:04:42,592
你沒說我們哪知道？

1234
01:04:42,718 --> 01:04:44,509
你買之前為什麼不問我？

1235
01:04:45,384 --> 01:04:47,259
你們能不能別老是自作主張？

1236
01:04:47,551 --> 01:04:49,799
我們還有什麼沒跟你說，少爺？

1237
01:04:55,799 --> 01:04:57,799
那你說，這封是什麼？

1238
01:04:59,342 --> 01:05:00,799
為什麼拒絕申請？

1239
01:05:01,384 --> 01:05:03,175
你不是有三萬五的工資嗎？

1240
01:05:03,175 --> 01:05:04,676
你們根本沒有問過我

1241
01:05:05,300 --> 01:05:07,467
就用我的名字申請貸款買房

1242
01:05:07,799 --> 01:05:10,800
我在問你啊，知不知道為什麼不能貸款？

1243
01:05:11,799 --> 01:05:12,799
我被開除了

1244
01:05:14,967 --> 01:05:17,134
沒了工資，所以不能貸款

1245
01:05:17,799 --> 01:05:20,509
這麼大的事你為什麼不告訴我們？

1246
01:05:26,842 --> 01:05:27,718
哎

1247
01:05:29,842 --> 01:05:31,134
五十萬訂金？

1248
01:05:33,676 --> 01:05:34,799
那房子怎麼辦？

1249
01:05:35,799 --> 01:05:36,799
你看看你

1250
01:05:36,842 --> 01:05:38,467
你兒子沒了工作

1251
01:05:38,634 --> 01:05:40,134
你根本不擔心他的前途

1252
01:05:40,134 --> 01:05:41,259
只想著那房子

1253
01:05:41,426 --> 01:05:42,799
從我剛開始工作

1254
01:05:43,092 --> 01:05:46,259
你就叫我努力多賺點錢，要靠我買房子

1255
01:05:47,175 --> 01:05:48,799
我說過我想買房子嗎？

1256
01:05:50,259 --> 01:05:52,009
我現在用我兒子的名義去買房

1257
01:05:52,009 --> 01:05:54,799
我自己付貸款，這有什麼問題？

1258
01:05:55,342 --> 01:05:57,175
有什麼問題？這樣你都不滿意？

1259
01:05:57,175 --> 01:05:58,967
不是誰付貸款的問題

1260
01:05:59,384 --> 01:06:00,467
我簽了三十年

1261
01:06:00,467 --> 01:06:02,799
就是用我的名義背負貸款三十年

1262
01:06:03,925 --> 01:06:06,592
如果你們沒錢，就不要去買房子

1263
01:06:06,592 --> 01:06:07,799
張柏軒你夠了

1264
01:06:08,009 --> 01:06:10,551
不是我不夠，是你們永遠都不夠

1265
01:06:13,092 --> 01:06:15,925
你知不知道你老媽為了買房有多用心良苦

1266
01:06:16,718 --> 01:06:19,175
九七年，我們高息買黃埔

1267
01:06:19,634 --> 01:06:21,592
她為了要拿回那個首購身份

1268
01:06:21,592 --> 01:06:23,217
省那些印花稅，你知道她幹嘛？

1269
01:06:23,217 --> 01:06:25,842
她說要跟我離婚，這種話都說出口？

1270
01:06:27,009 --> 01:06:30,800
我是說跟你假離婚，之後還可以再嫁給你嘛

1271
01:06:30,925 --> 01:06:33,050
你在兒子面前說這些幹嘛？

1272
01:06:33,092 --> 01:06:35,799
你說就可以，我說就不行

1273
01:06:35,967 --> 01:06:37,342
你是不是太霸道了？

1274
01:06:37,592 --> 01:06:39,217
那不說房子，說瓶子

1275
01:06:39,217 --> 01:06:40,342
人家不說瓶子了

1276
01:06:40,342 --> 01:06:41,592
好，說回瓶子

1277
01:06:41,799 --> 01:06:42,634
說回瓶子？

1278
01:06:42,634 --> 01:06:43,175
好

1279
01:06:44,050 --> 01:06:45,384
一個瓶子省兩塊

1280
01:06:45,467 --> 01:06:46,799
一萬個就省兩萬塊

1281
01:06:46,800 --> 01:06:49,759
你拿這兩萬塊去買材料，能再做一千多瓶

1282
01:06:49,800 --> 01:06:52,967
那就是不只兩萬塊，是九萬多塊的事

1283
01:06:53,217 --> 01:06:55,175
-你再拿... -知不知道你們很煩啊？

1284
01:06:57,925 --> 01:06:59,300
一個逼我換瓶子

1285
01:06:59,592 --> 01:07:00,925
一個逼我買房子

1286
01:07:02,092 --> 01:07:03,925
你們有沒有問過我想要什麼？

1287
01:07:56,551 --> 01:07:57,050
媽

1288
01:07:57,800 --> 01:07:59,799
怎麼那麼好來接我？

1289
01:08:00,592 --> 01:08:01,799
是不是缺錢？

1290
01:08:02,300 --> 01:08:03,799
還是跟老婆吵架？

1291
01:08:04,551 --> 01:08:05,842
童童惹你生氣了？

1292
01:08:14,800 --> 01:08:17,509
下個星期一我陪童童去英國辦入學

1293
01:08:18,676 --> 01:08:20,799
幹嘛那麼快送童童去讀書啊？

1294
01:08:22,259 --> 01:08:24,799
你回來的時候要隔離十四天耶

1295
01:08:25,799 --> 01:08:27,634
那間學校有很好嗎？

1296
01:08:28,259 --> 01:08:30,384
不是，疫情就快過去了

1297
01:08:31,175 --> 01:08:32,799
你非去不可嗎？

1298
01:08:38,883 --> 01:08:40,009
這次過去

1299
01:08:40,426 --> 01:08:41,925
順利的話應該不回來了

1300
01:08:50,799 --> 01:08:53,634
你下個星期就去為什麼現在才說？

1301
01:09:00,799 --> 01:09:02,050
我安排好所有事

1302
01:09:02,799 --> 01:09:03,925
就接你過去

1303
01:09:04,799 --> 01:09:06,175
我過去幹什麼？

1304
01:09:07,800 --> 01:09:09,509
這裡才是我的家

1305
01:09:10,551 --> 01:09:13,175
我想下樓喝碗魚丸湯都不行

1306
01:09:30,967 --> 01:09:32,800
是不是一定要走啊？

1307
01:09:53,175 --> 01:09:54,384
你過去以後

1308
01:09:54,799 --> 01:09:56,799
有什麼困難別勉強

1309
01:09:57,551 --> 01:09:59,799
可以回來的，知道嗎？

1310
01:10:25,799 --> 01:10:26,551
糟了

1311
01:10:33,925 --> 01:10:35,384
阿諾，不好意思

1312
01:10:54,676 --> 01:10:55,676
告訴你一件事

1313
01:10:55,676 --> 01:10:57,967
我的職業生涯中漂亮的一仗

1314
01:10:57,967 --> 01:10:59,799
就是這個辣椒醬

1315
01:11:01,009 --> 01:11:01,967
你跟我都知道

1316
01:11:01,967 --> 01:11:04,967
這個由你開發和推出的辣椒醬

1317
01:11:04,967 --> 01:11:08,175
究竟能夠造成多少前所未見的市場震盪？

1318
01:11:08,175 --> 01:11:09,842
你連半點頭緒都沒有

1319
01:11:10,592 --> 01:11:12,342
所以我就下了決心

1320
01:11:12,342 --> 01:11:14,799
要重新打造你的品牌，讓它煥然一新

1321
01:11:14,799 --> 01:11:16,799
讓我向你介紹

1322
01:11:16,799 --> 01:11:20,175
獨一無二、令人無法抗拒的

1323
01:11:21,092 --> 01:11:22,551
「潮辣」

1324
01:11:24,426 --> 01:11:25,799
潮辣？

1325
01:11:27,134 --> 01:11:29,676
我的辣椒醬叫「Chiu Chiu Chiu」

1326
01:11:29,842 --> 01:11:34,676
我們覺得「Chiu Chiu Chiu」很令人困惑

1327
01:11:36,799 --> 01:11:38,799
抱歉，我有點搞不懂

1328
01:11:39,800 --> 01:11:42,799
但是改之前不是應該先跟我商量一下嗎？

1329
01:11:42,799 --> 01:11:44,134
我們畢竟是合作關係

1330
01:11:44,426 --> 01:11:46,134
柏軒

1331
01:11:46,551 --> 01:11:48,799
你負責做辣椒醬

1332
01:11:49,676 --> 01:11:52,676
我負責賣辣椒醬

1333
01:11:53,467 --> 01:11:55,134
所以我們就定下了計劃

1334
01:11:55,592 --> 01:11:58,300
我們決定在未來的六個月裡

1335
01:11:58,300 --> 01:12:02,759
每星期送出四百瓶辣椒醬

1336
01:12:02,883 --> 01:12:04,384
免費派發

1337
01:12:04,551 --> 01:12:06,259
向任何想要的人免費派發

1338
01:12:06,259 --> 01:12:09,800
在六個月裡送出超過一萬瓶，柏軒

1339
01:12:09,883 --> 01:12:11,175
免費送給別人？

1340
01:12:12,799 --> 01:12:14,925
以後誰還花錢買我的辣椒醬啊？

1341
01:12:15,799 --> 01:12:17,300
這六個月我的「Chiu Chiu Chiu」怎麼辦？

1342
01:12:17,718 --> 01:12:20,799
柏軒，看清楚合約

1343
01:12:24,509 --> 01:12:26,592
「Chiu Chiu Chiu」已不存在

1344
01:12:26,799 --> 01:12:28,509
剩下的只有「潮辣」

1345
01:12:34,384 --> 01:12:35,676
你的意思是？

1346
01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:38,426
我的品牌歸你？

1347
01:12:40,634 --> 01:12:41,634
有嗎？

1348
01:12:42,842 --> 01:12:43,800
一點點

1349
01:12:57,426 --> 01:12:59,592
一萬瓶啊，柏軒

1350
01:13:35,384 --> 01:13:36,800
做生意就是這樣

1351
01:13:37,092 --> 01:13:39,799
不是你騙人，就是別人騙你

1352
01:13:40,718 --> 01:13:43,217
至少你拿到一萬瓶的錢了

1353
01:13:43,384 --> 01:13:45,800
你老爸跟你老媽不會介意的

1354
01:13:48,009 --> 01:13:48,800
是啊

1355
01:13:49,676 --> 01:13:50,800
他們只在乎錢

1356
01:13:53,799 --> 01:13:55,676
他們這樣是為了誰？

1357
01:13:57,967 --> 01:13:59,800
做父母的都這樣

1358
01:14:08,300 --> 01:14:09,718
剛開始賣辣椒醬

1359
01:14:11,009 --> 01:14:12,883
是因為我覺得他們好煩

1360
01:14:13,676 --> 01:14:15,009
所以找點事讓他們做

1361
01:14:18,799 --> 01:14:19,799
但做了之後

1362
01:14:20,842 --> 01:14:23,467
我真的很想一家人可以一直做下去

1363
01:14:26,676 --> 01:14:27,799
現在完了

1364
01:14:28,509 --> 01:14:29,634
什麼都沒了

1365
01:14:31,799 --> 01:14:33,467
我被人騙沒關係

1366
01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:36,676
但沒想到會連累他們

1367
01:14:38,050 --> 01:14:40,134
一家人就該同甘共苦

1368
01:14:40,799 --> 01:14:42,384
不然怎麼算一家人啊？

1369
01:14:44,050 --> 01:14:46,092
我還記得你老爸

1370
01:14:46,799 --> 01:14:48,009
他唯一一次

1371
01:14:48,134 --> 01:14:51,799
穿了一件騷氣十足的粉紅色polo衫

1372
01:14:52,092 --> 01:14:53,883
就是你考進男拔那天

1373
01:14:54,799 --> 01:14:56,592
他跟我說，姐姐

1374
01:14:57,967 --> 01:15:02,799
這一刻呢，是我人生最有成就感的一刻

1375
01:15:04,676 --> 01:15:06,883
你老媽為什麼要搬去黃埔？

1376
01:15:06,967 --> 01:15:10,799
離她的公司遠得要命，就為了你上學近點

1377
01:15:12,634 --> 01:15:13,634
你知不知道

1378
01:15:13,799 --> 01:15:16,509
你是全家人最在意的那個人

1379
01:15:21,634 --> 01:15:26,551
我也很希望有家人，讓我替他分擔

1380
01:15:40,759 --> 01:15:42,259
我沒事

1381
01:15:45,050 --> 01:15:46,799
人跟人在一起

1382
01:15:47,384 --> 01:15:48,551
是緣份

1383
01:15:50,300 --> 01:15:51,634
但是分開

1384
01:15:52,799 --> 01:15:54,217
也是緣份

1385
01:16:01,217 --> 01:16:05,925
聚散也有天注定

1386
01:16:07,134 --> 01:16:10,800
不怨天不怨命

1387
01:16:12,050 --> 01:16:17,842
但求有山水共作證

1388
01:16:19,799 --> 01:16:28,799
未怕罡風吹散了熱愛

1389
01:16:29,799 --> 01:16:38,634
萬水千山總是情

1390
01:16:38,634 --> 01:16:42,800
聚散也有天注定

1391
01:16:43,967 --> 01:16:47,426
不怨天不怨命

1392
01:16:48,592 --> 01:16:54,384
但求有山水共作證

1393
01:17:41,384 --> 01:17:44,259
你姑姑剛才發信息給我們

1394
01:17:51,259 --> 01:17:52,799
其實從始至終

1395
01:17:53,799 --> 01:17:55,759
我們都沒有指望辣椒醬生意

1396
01:17:55,759 --> 01:17:57,092
能讓我們發財

1397
01:17:59,759 --> 01:18:02,092
有商機就做，沒有就算了

1398
01:18:02,883 --> 01:18:04,800
最重要一家人在一起嘛

1399
01:18:06,384 --> 01:18:07,217
是啊

1400
01:18:08,634 --> 01:18:10,050
你已經長大了

1401
01:18:21,799 --> 01:18:22,925
對不起

1402
01:18:29,092 --> 01:18:30,842
我被人騙了

1403
01:18:31,718 --> 01:18:32,842
沒關係的

1404
01:18:35,134 --> 01:18:36,592
現在被騙也好

1405
01:18:37,342 --> 01:18:41,592
你二十四歲被人騙，總好過四十二歲才被人騙

1406
01:18:42,759 --> 01:18:44,800
老爸就是二十四歲被人騙

1407
01:18:48,300 --> 01:18:49,799
而且是被女人騙了

1408
01:18:52,009 --> 01:18:53,799
騙了我二十多年

1409
01:18:54,592 --> 01:18:55,799
你這麼聰明

1410
01:18:56,799 --> 01:18:58,092
還有很多機會的

1411
01:18:58,799 --> 01:18:59,799
老爸沒機會了

1412
01:19:02,175 --> 01:19:03,259
你被誰騙？

1413
01:19:05,718 --> 01:19:07,050
"Francis Kong"

1414
01:19:07,551 --> 01:19:08,883
誰是"Francis Kong"？

1415
01:19:11,384 --> 01:19:12,217
啊？

1416
01:19:17,134 --> 01:19:18,799
"Francis Kong"你都不知道？

1417
01:19:19,634 --> 01:19:20,799
你也知道？

1418
01:19:21,009 --> 01:19:22,217
怎麼我不知道？

1419
01:19:22,842 --> 01:19:24,467
誰是"Francis Kong"啊？

1420
01:19:25,842 --> 01:19:28,300
你真不記得誰是"Francis Kong"？

1421
01:19:29,050 --> 01:19:30,050
我認識嗎？

1422
01:19:30,759 --> 01:19:31,925
誰是"Francis Kong"？

1423
01:19:33,050 --> 01:19:34,509
"Molly Yau"（沒理由）啊！

1424
01:19:34,799 --> 01:19:36,342
誰是"Molly Yau"啊

1425
01:19:36,426 --> 01:19:37,718
誰是"Francis Kong"？

1426
01:19:37,718 --> 01:19:40,009
我看著你的樣子，又想起一個人

1427
01:19:42,342 --> 01:19:44,050
她叫"Siu, Nancy"

1428
01:19:44,259 --> 01:19:45,676
"Siu, Nancy"？

1429
01:19:47,799 --> 01:19:49,799
我真是被你"Siu, Nancy"了

1430
01:19:50,426 --> 01:19:51,799
哦？

1431
01:19:51,967 --> 01:19:53,842
"Francis Kong"（懶得跟你說）

1432
01:19:54,799 --> 01:19:56,718
"Siu, Nancy"（笑死人）

1433
01:20:00,009 --> 01:20:01,592
雖然你爸媽原諒你了

1434
01:20:01,842 --> 01:20:03,217
但是你簽了合同

1435
01:20:03,384 --> 01:20:05,175
那一萬瓶辣椒醬還是要做

1436
01:20:06,925 --> 01:20:08,467
所以我們一家人

1437
01:20:08,718 --> 01:20:10,967
一起努力做好那一萬瓶辣椒醬

1438
01:20:12,134 --> 01:20:14,842
我下個禮拜就要回來了

1439
01:20:14,842 --> 01:20:16,799
有什麼獎勵呢？

1440
01:20:17,799 --> 01:20:19,883
那就親一下，你那麼乖！

1441
01:20:24,009 --> 01:20:25,759
媽、舅舅、舅媽、表弟

1442
01:20:25,759 --> 01:20:26,925
新年快樂，恭喜發財

1443
01:20:27,259 --> 01:20:28,799
恭喜發財

1444
01:20:28,799 --> 01:20:30,592
-身體健康啊 -身體健康

1445
01:20:30,592 --> 01:20:33,799
祝你們一家人事事順利，心想事成

1446
01:20:33,799 --> 01:20:34,799
謝謝老媽

1447
01:20:34,800 --> 01:20:36,259
你們要去哪裡吃飯？

1448
01:20:36,592 --> 01:20:38,259
我們打算開車去倫敦吃飯

1449
01:20:38,634 --> 01:20:39,799
你們在哪裡吃飯？

1450
01:20:40,300 --> 01:20:42,092
-就在你舅舅家吃飯啊 -是啊

1451
01:20:42,092 --> 01:20:43,259
-吃盆菜 -做了盆菜

1452
01:20:43,259 --> 01:20:44,718
盆菜放了很多粉絲的

1453
01:20:44,925 --> 01:20:46,799
媽，最重要身體健康

1454
01:20:53,092 --> 01:20:54,842
大家都身體健康

1455
01:20:56,634 --> 01:20:58,592
童童，是不是有話要跟奶奶說？

1456
01:20:58,592 --> 01:20:59,426
-快說 -是

1457
01:20:59,634 --> 01:21:03,883
奶奶，祝你唱歌比汪阿姐好聽

1458
01:21:04,883 --> 01:21:07,467
-奶奶多開心 -好可愛喔

1459
01:21:08,217 --> 01:21:11,217
童童你嘴真甜

1460
01:21:12,217 --> 01:21:13,967
奶奶給你一個大紅包

1461
01:21:14,799 --> 01:21:15,967
之後寄過去給你

1462
01:21:25,342 --> 01:21:27,842
至於那一萬瓶辣椒醬賺到的錢

1463
01:21:28,426 --> 01:21:30,799
剛好補回我老媽給的五十萬訂金

1464
01:21:31,718 --> 01:21:33,426
而我老媽買房的夢想

1465
01:21:34,551 --> 01:21:35,967
再多等幾年吧

1466
01:21:39,799 --> 01:21:40,551
沒錯

1467
01:21:40,799 --> 01:21:42,759
這就是我跟我的辣椒醬的故事

1468
01:21:43,467 --> 01:21:45,967
那你下一步打算怎麼做啊？

1469
01:21:46,925 --> 01:21:48,384
下一步啊？

1470
01:21:59,592 --> 01:22:00,384
再說囉

1471
01:22:43,467 --> 01:22:44,300
老闆！

1472
01:22:45,718 --> 01:22:47,967
哎呀，小辣椒

1473
01:22:49,718 --> 01:22:52,426
特地路過這裡買熱狗啊？

1474
01:22:52,592 --> 01:22:53,799
我正好在附近忙完

1475
01:22:53,800 --> 01:22:55,050
就過來看看你

1476
01:22:57,676 --> 01:22:59,883
你最近有沒有做辣椒醬？

1477
01:23:01,799 --> 01:23:03,175
正好帶了一瓶

1478
01:23:06,799 --> 01:23:08,592
年輕人真聰明

1479
01:23:09,799 --> 01:23:11,342
不要前功盡棄

1480
01:23:12,050 --> 01:23:14,342
最重要的是堅持

1481
01:23:15,092 --> 01:23:17,092
你還說，你都沒吃過

1482
01:23:18,925 --> 01:23:19,799
好吃

1483
01:23:21,300 --> 01:23:22,342
試一下...

1484
01:23:22,342 --> 01:23:24,134
-不要，不用試 -很好吃，你試一下嘛

1485
01:23:24,217 --> 01:23:24,800
不要

1486
01:24:00,509 --> 01:24:01,718
嚐一口，一口...

1487
01:24:01,718 --> 01:24:02,799
別讓我試了

1488
01:24:02,799 --> 01:24:03,883
找阿孫試

1489
01:24:05,509 --> 01:24:06,799
是不是叫我啊？

1490
01:24:07,384 --> 01:24:10,175
應該不是吧，我負責沖奶茶，對吧

1491
01:24:10,259 --> 01:24:12,799
應該不是叫我，我負責打雞蛋的

1492
01:24:13,342 --> 01:24:14,759
應該也不是叫我

1493
01:24:14,759 --> 01:24:16,799
我負責，盯著你沖奶茶

1494
01:24:16,799 --> 01:24:18,050
盯著你打雞蛋

1495
01:24:18,050 --> 01:24:19,842
我就負責喝冰檸檬茶

1496
01:24:20,175 --> 01:24:21,842
哇，真的很忙

1497
01:24:22,384 --> 01:24:23,467
還行吧！

1498
01:24:24,175 --> 01:24:25,426
盯緊一點！

1499
01:24:26,676 --> 01:24:28,009
那到底找誰啊？

1500
01:24:28,092 --> 01:24:29,134
找那個啊

1501
01:24:29,175 --> 01:24:29,883
那個啊

1502
01:24:29,925 --> 01:24:31,092
那個啊

1503
01:24:32,799 --> 01:24:34,967
港式熱狗有多了不起？

1504
01:24:35,634 --> 01:24:36,842
要我們等這麼久

1505
01:24:37,217 --> 01:24:38,967
不買了，先走了

1506
01:24:39,175 --> 01:24:40,175
就這樣吧

1507
01:24:43,718 --> 01:24:46,300
先走了，就這樣吧

1508
01:24:46,300 --> 01:24:48,009
下次再玩吧

1509
01:24:48,300 --> 01:24:50,925
再見了，就這樣吧

1510
01:24:51,300 --> 01:24:53,009
下次再見啊

1511
01:25:01,676 --> 01:25:04,009
先走了，就先這樣吧

1512
01:25:04,009 --> 01:25:05,799
下次再玩吧

1513
01:25:05,799 --> 01:25:08,509
再見了，下次再見

1514
01:25:08,799 --> 01:25:09,799
有下次再說

1515
01:25:14,799 --> 01:25:16,342
-夠了 -幹嘛

1516
01:25:17,551 --> 01:25:19,592
最近哪那麼多奇怪的人？

1517
01:25:19,925 --> 01:25:21,467
這個才是阿孫嘛

1518
01:25:27,300 --> 01:25:28,676
你是他孫子？

1519
01:25:28,883 --> 01:25:30,342
對啊，我是阿孫

1520
01:25:30,718 --> 01:25:31,799
不過不是他孫子

1521
01:25:32,092 --> 01:25:33,342
來試試辣椒醬

1522
01:25:36,799 --> 01:25:39,799
聽說你這瓶辣椒醬吃完之後會「哇」很厲害？

1523
01:25:40,092 --> 01:25:43,009
不只「哇」，還會「嗚！好吃」這樣！

1524
01:25:43,676 --> 01:25:45,050
-不會吧 -你嚐嚐

1525
01:25:46,799 --> 01:25:47,676
我餵你

1526
01:25:47,800 --> 01:25:48,799
來，啊！

1527
01:25:49,799 --> 01:25:50,467
來

1528
01:26:00,759 --> 01:26:01,092
不錯

1529
01:26:01,300 --> 01:26:02,426
來，你也吃一口

1530
01:26:03,175 --> 01:26:04,551
我也吃？我經常吃！

1531
01:26:04,799 --> 01:26:05,925
來，吃一口！

1532
01:26:12,799 --> 01:26:13,676
怎麼樣？

1533
01:26:13,799 --> 01:26:14,800
厲害！味道超讚

1534
01:26:15,050 --> 01:26:16,799
-好吃 -好吃

1535
01:26:17,092 --> 01:26:17,842
-合作 -合作

1536
01:26:18,009 --> 01:26:19,467
我負責包，你負責辣椒醬

1537
01:26:19,759 --> 01:26:20,509
什麼

1538
01:26:20,925 --> 01:26:21,967
用誰的香腸？

1539
01:26:23,259 --> 01:26:24,134
怎麼了？

1540
01:26:25,175 --> 01:26:26,676
你現在看不起我啊？

1541
01:26:26,842 --> 01:26:28,259
嫌棄我們店小啊？

1542
01:26:28,551 --> 01:26:30,592
疫情期間要不是開了這家店撐著

1543
01:26:30,718 --> 01:26:31,718
早就完了！

1544
01:26:32,676 --> 01:26:33,551
別說這麼多

1545
01:26:34,050 --> 01:26:35,050
我負責包

1546
01:26:35,050 --> 01:26:36,592
你負責這款辣椒醬

1547
01:26:37,050 --> 01:26:37,800
合作

1548
01:26:37,800 --> 01:26:38,759
好，合作

1549
01:26:38,759 --> 01:26:39,799
總之不管怎麼樣

1550
01:26:39,799 --> 01:26:41,799
有錢出錢有力出力，好嗎？

1551
01:26:43,384 --> 01:26:44,800
這東西真的好厲害？

1552
01:26:45,342 --> 01:26:46,175
忍不住了

1553
01:26:46,551 --> 01:26:47,718
-厲害吧 -這裡有沒有廁所？

1554
01:26:47,718 --> 01:26:48,799
有，那邊，一起去

1555
01:26:48,799 --> 01:26:49,967
-在哪裡？ -那邊

1556
01:26:50,799 --> 01:26:51,799
-紙給你 -不錯啊

1557
01:26:52,467 --> 01:26:54,092
我們去廁所慢慢品嚐

1558
01:26:54,134 --> 01:26:56,799
順便到廁所看看有沒有人幫忙出腸

1559
01:29:13,842 --> 01:29:15,799
真要找個人提供香腸才行

1560
01:29:25,718 --> 01:29:27,009
我可以提供香腸

1561
01:29:31,342 --> 01:29:32,217
你誰啊？

1562
01:29:35,300 --> 01:29:37,134
我可以提供香腸田田

1563
01:29:37,799 --> 01:29:38,799
先生你這是幹什麼？

1564
01:29:38,799 --> 01:29:39,842
最重要的是你人沒事

1565
01:29:39,842 --> 01:29:41,134
-喂，別亂摸 -田田

1566
01:29:41,342 --> 01:29:42,384
我要給你香腸

1567
01:29:42,799 --> 01:29:45,092
你再摟著我就真的會出事，喂，等等

1568
01:29:45,092 --> 01:29:47,842
我有很多的香腸要給你啊，田田

1569
01:29:48,592 --> 01:29:50,759
什麼田田？先生你是不是認錯人了

1570
01:29:50,759 --> 01:29:51,676
我叫Coba

1571
01:29:54,842 --> 01:29:55,925
不好意思

1572
01:29:57,799 --> 01:29:58,842
先生你別走

1573
01:29:59,842 --> 01:30:01,426
你說你有香腸是不是？

1574
01:30:01,799 --> 01:30:02,883
要不我們再聊聊？

1575
01:30:03,175 --> 01:30:04,467
不好意思，我沒興趣

1576
01:30:04,467 --> 01:30:05,718
喂，等等

1577
01:30:06,342 --> 01:30:07,384
名字而已嘛

1578
01:30:07,467 --> 01:30:08,551
我可以改名字

1579
01:30:08,634 --> 01:30:09,799
我改成田田

1580
01:30:28,842 --> 01:30:29,634
Cut！

1581
01:30:29,634 --> 01:30:30,718
香腸呀

1582
01:30:49,799 --> 01:30:51,467
剛才突然彈出警報

1583
01:30:51,467 --> 01:30:52,718
我真以為是伊拉克

1584
01:30:52,718 --> 01:30:53,799
或者俄羅斯的導彈飛過來了

1585
01:30:53,799 --> 01:30:55,800
店裡，八個人四個顧客

1586
01:30:55,800 --> 01:30:57,217
同一時間警報響

1587
01:30:57,217 --> 01:30:58,676
你以為是防空洞

1588
01:30:58,842 --> 01:31:01,467
響警報有屁用 該出事早晚會出事

1589
01:31:01,759 --> 01:31:02,634
提醒也沒用

1590
01:31:02,634 --> 01:31:03,799
那天去上工

1591
01:31:04,009 --> 01:31:05,967
突然身邊七部手機一起響

1592
01:31:05,967 --> 01:31:08,799
「嗶！」的，我嚇得差點撞車

1593
01:31:09,842 --> 01:31:10,799
救命呀

1594
01:31:10,967 --> 01:31:13,718
哇，嚇死人，剛才還以為有人報警

1595
01:31:13,718 --> 01:31:15,050
說我們在家裡做辣椒呢

1596
01:31:15,050 --> 01:31:16,092
還好不是

1597
01:31:17,551 --> 01:31:18,718
神經