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（片名：天之茶助）

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我叫茶助，是掌茶的茶番头

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工作就是不停斟茶、奉茶

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他们是那位大人遴选出的剧作家

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撰写凡间人类的人生剧本

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地球上的人类

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全都活在他们撰写的情节之中

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茶助，这份剧本会不会太普通？

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是说，要不要跟我结婚？

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什么，真的吗？

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真的，我是认真的

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什么鬼剧本

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很普通吧？

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是不是？

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很普通

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普通？

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普通却又富含深意，很新潮

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真的吗？

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真的

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那位大人来了

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全知全能的他，是天地万物的主宰

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也是剧本制作的总指挥

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他常幻化成风，造访此地

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丢下简短的一句话后离去

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崭新

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崭新

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崭新？

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是奇特古怪的意思吗？

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例如让新型病毒流行？

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我正在写这种剧情

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还是要我们想出更独特的新点子？

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例如剃光头的护士？

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还是把脸涂白？

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但我的主角是警察

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不错啊，白脸警察

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果然还是太普通了

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是啊

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茶助也想想，有没有崭新的点子？

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哪有这么简单

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给我个提示，接下来我会自己想

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那么，要不要更改背景设定？

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例如，怎么改？

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例如把居酒屋改成KTV

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这样够崭新吗？

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我哪知道

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好吧

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先去包厢吧，接下来我再想想

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不要乱改，KTV已经客满了

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你不会改去便利商店？

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哪有人在便利商店联谊的啦，混账

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这样不是崭新剧情吗？

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人们的生活互相影响

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因此人生剧本也是牵一发动全身

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所有人都是彼此相连的

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茶助，改成这样如何？

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请你跟我

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结婚吧，真的真的

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为什么？

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滚开

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滚开，别挡路

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滚开

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走开

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很崭新吧，是不是？

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我不懂剧本啦

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他是另一个剧作家，名叫勘助

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笔下女主角是在花店打工的新城百合

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百合三岁时，双亲离婚

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从此百合就突然成了哑巴

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勘助不断在剧本中尝试让百合开□

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但她还是不愿意说话

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我对百合产生了兴趣

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百合和其他人不同

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虽不说话，表情举止却充满魅力

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而且幽默感十足

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每当她转动黑色的眼眸，就令我心动

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一切顺利吗？

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不能想想办法吗？

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已经…

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来不及了

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都是我害的

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都怪我提议换去KTV

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茶助

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只能靠你了

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你到凡间去救她吧

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凡间？

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我只不过是负责倒茶的

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这样正好

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你不是凡间之人

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因此不受剧本影响

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你是唯一可以改变剧本的人

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可是…

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只有你能拯救百合

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我会写剧本支援你

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雨助和化助应该也会帮忙

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我们会用各种人事物给你征兆

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征兆？  -没错

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百合将于晚上八点五十分死亡

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现在下去还来得及

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但是…

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你不想见百合吗？

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快点去吧

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我真的能拯救她吗？

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那位大人总是纵观全局

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说不定早就预知了此事

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我害怕那位无敌不败的大人

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令我恐惧不已

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我要…

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我要到凡间？

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我想…

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跟百合…

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见见面

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还好吗？

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你被翻搅了一番

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这是冲绳传统舞蹈

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跳着翻搅天际的动作

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弄成一团混乱

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你的衣服还真破烂

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若不嫌弃，请拿店里的衣服去穿

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他叫种田润一

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是雨助剧本里的主角

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这件，你穿穿看

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好

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如勘助所言，种田现身支援我了

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但是，种田真的可靠吗？

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好痛

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种田现年六十岁，是个单身男子

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五十岁后，放弃多年来的演员梦

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电视制作人介绍各种工作都做不久

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开始流落街头

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某天睡觉时，天降破纪录豪雨

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获救后他被送回双亲身边

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（种田古董店）

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双亲看不惯种田在老家混吃等死

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便提供资金和父亲搜集的古董

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在老旧商店街开了一间古董店

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种田就在古董围绕之下懒散度日

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这种废柴能帮上什么忙？

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很适合你

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谢谢

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那已经有人订了

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前几天，百合预订了这个茶杯

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她是种田店里的常客

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每周都会来店里一次

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这样下去，她还没买到茶杯就会死

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我饿了，要不要吃拉面？

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拉面？

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百合死于八点五十分，还有时间

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现在我只能依靠种田

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看来只好配合这个爱陪人的家伙了

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我陪你去

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我陪你去

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这里的拉面很好吃吧？

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对

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简直不像是凡间的滋味

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小种，你有朋友啊？

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我们今天才刚认识

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觉得满投缘的

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小种，你喜欢男生？

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不是啦

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果然不是

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幸会

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我认识这个店长

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他叫彦村丈

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是「小彦拉面」的店长

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也是化助笔下的主角

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彦村经历过十分悲惨的遭遇

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他的父母都是街友

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母亲是街友们的偶像

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睡过许多男人

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没人知道彦村的父亲是谁

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母亲生产后因脑溢血而死

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十位街友联合担任父亲扶养彦村

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市场就是他的游乐区

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每天运着足球在客人间穿梭

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某天

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当地知名足球教练发掘了他的才能

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彦村靠着自小锻炼的敏捷动作

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和过人的动态视力，使他鹤立鸡群

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被称为天才少年

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可是

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彦村打响名气后，媒体蜂拥而至

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将他的身世曝光

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街友身份害他退出足球队

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发狂的彦村开始打拳击

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靠着天赋开始在拳击界崭露头角

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成为轰动社会的「街友拳击手」

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再次成为媒体焦点

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理智断线的彦村殴打杂志编辑

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因而离开了拳击界

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越走越偏的彦村，开始涉及犯罪

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后来遭警察逮捕，关进少年院

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震惊的父亲们希望助他改过自新

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他们原本都是公司的老板

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只是因为事业失败才沦落街头

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彦村接受父亲们的教育后

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顺利考上了大学

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成功了

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上大学后，彦村交了女友

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对不起，怎么办才好

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不要碰我  -对不起

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女友是明星演员，朝仓美雨

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彦村和美雨彼此相爱

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有一天，彦村陪着美雨去拍戏

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航行途中，豪华邮轮却撞上冰山

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站在甲板上的彦村坠入海中

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幸运被巡逻船救活

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而正在拍片的美雨则淹死于船内

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绝望的彦村多次打算轻生却没死成

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他身边只剩下

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与美雨共同制作的大量陶碗

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彦村誓言要带着美雨的思念活下去

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用这些陶碗开了「小彦拉面」

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百合曾在看完古董后来到这间店

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喜欢陶器的百合想买下这个陶碗

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但彦村却不肯售出

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不行

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从那天起，百合就成了这里的常客

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百合即将因为那个烂剧作家

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短短的一行文字而丧失性命

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彦村也一样

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低级没才华的剧作家抄袭知名电影

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害他人生惊涛骇浪，艰辛而活

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不可原谅，这种事情实在不可原谅

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谢谢惠顾

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多谢款待

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（小彦拉面）

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怎么办？我该怎么拯救百合？

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应该直接去找百合不让她前往

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还是该阻止康夫的暴走呢？

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我该怎么做？

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怎么办？

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嗨

235
00:21:29,535 --> 00:21:32,701
你怎么没在工作？打烊了吗？

236
00:21:32,808 --> 00:21:36,042
今天老是提不起劲

237
00:21:37,985 --> 00:21:40,182
支援，他们是来支援我的

238
00:21:40,289 --> 00:21:42,760
是化助让彦村过来的

239
00:21:47,103 --> 00:21:51,544
我有三张招待券，要不要去唱歌？

240
00:21:53,282 --> 00:21:55,752
那间KTV的招待券

241
00:21:56,020 --> 00:21:58,617
也就是说，直接去找康夫啰？

242
00:21:59,326 --> 00:22:03,664
我懂了，彦村曾经是天才拳击手

243
00:22:03,869 --> 00:22:08,435
靠他的视力和身手应能挡下康夫

244
00:22:08,978 --> 00:22:11,347
走吧，去唱KTV

245
00:22:12,252 --> 00:22:14,221
好，走吧

246
00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:17,686
你叫什么名字？

247
00:22:19,599 --> 00:22:21,466
对耶，我也还不知道

248
00:22:22,505 --> 00:22:25,534
我叫茶…斯

249
00:22:26,346 --> 00:22:27,143
茶斯？

250
00:22:28,684 --> 00:22:31,154
你叫茶斯啊，名字还真怪

251
00:22:32,023 --> 00:22:33,959
我叫彦村，请多指教

252
00:22:34,429 --> 00:22:36,227
我叫种田

253
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:39,170
你们好，我是茶斯

254
00:22:39,171 --> 00:22:40,400
走吧，茶斯

255
00:22:56,538 --> 00:22:58,942
没得唱了，下次再来吧

256
00:22:58,943 --> 00:22:59,933
继续等吧

257
00:23:01,514 --> 00:23:03,017
你这么喜欢唱歌？

258
00:23:03,018 --> 00:23:04,509
嗯，算是吧

259
00:23:08,294 --> 00:23:09,125
时间到了

260
00:23:11,334 --> 00:23:16,469
康夫的女友马上会被惹怒冲出来

261
00:23:22,622 --> 00:23:23,453
奇怪？

262
00:23:24,659 --> 00:23:26,595
你不是那个街友拳击手吗？

263
00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:30,993
没错，果然是你

264
00:23:33,544 --> 00:23:35,571
我也认识这个人

265
00:23:36,048 --> 00:23:38,018
他叫茂田光男

266
00:23:38,519 --> 00:23:41,856
是市议员茂田一藏的独生子

267
00:23:42,027 --> 00:23:45,796
小时候曾和彦村加入同一个足球队

268
00:23:47,370 --> 00:23:52,335
茂田原为王牌，却被彦村抢走光环

269
00:23:53,916 --> 00:23:58,118
恼羞成怒的茂田向父亲哭诉

270
00:23:58,558 --> 00:24:01,196
他父亲派部下调查彦村

271
00:24:01,197 --> 00:24:04,795
将彦村的身世之谜卖给媒体

272
00:24:08,678 --> 00:24:09,907
你们不知道吗？

273
00:24:10,014 --> 00:24:13,687
他是街友小学生，父母都是街友

274
00:24:13,688 --> 00:24:16,960
母亲人尽可夫，不知道谁是生父

275
00:24:16,961 --> 00:24:19,090
所以他有好几十个父亲

276
00:24:19,633 --> 00:24:20,795
超夸张

277
00:24:29,553 --> 00:24:31,146
混账

278
00:24:32,024 --> 00:24:33,593
去死吧你

279
00:24:33,594 --> 00:24:36,794
混账，去死

280
00:24:45,383 --> 00:24:48,549
去死吧你，去死

281
00:24:50,393 --> 00:24:54,332
放开我，你们给我滚开

282
00:24:54,602 --> 00:24:56,161
我要杀了他

283
00:24:56,438 --> 00:24:57,930
去死吧你

284
00:25:04,254 --> 00:25:05,222
混账

285
00:25:23,291 --> 00:25:26,161
茶斯！

286
00:25:27,198 --> 00:25:28,325
被发现了

287
00:25:28,801 --> 00:25:31,898
其他剧作家察觉了我的存在

288
00:26:07,877 --> 00:26:10,006
我知道百合回家走哪条路

289
00:26:10,281 --> 00:26:12,616
抄捷径冲刺去找她只要三分钟

290
00:29:00,146 --> 00:29:02,480
（撒马利亚人医院）

291
00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:27,940
神在你里面活着

292
00:32:28,652 --> 00:32:33,616
你应成为神而活

293
00:32:34,497 --> 00:32:37,196
神不假外寻

294
00:32:37,402 --> 00:32:42,207
祂就在你心中

295
00:32:43,147 --> 00:32:46,678
集中意识，觉醒吧

296
00:33:44,700 --> 00:33:48,936
神在你里面活着

297
00:33:51,546 --> 00:33:52,411
混账

298
00:34:02,435 --> 00:34:04,632
那家伙怎么这么蠢？

299
00:34:04,940 --> 00:34:07,741
早就叫他不要嗑药

300
00:34:33,295 --> 00:34:34,923
住手

301
00:34:53,834 --> 00:34:55,497
茶斯，够了

302
00:34:56,607 --> 00:34:58,098
住手，茶斯

303
00:35:37,453 --> 00:35:38,284
喂

304
00:35:39,223 --> 00:35:41,090
混账，谁准你进来的

305
00:35:44,333 --> 00:35:45,426
就是你啊

306
00:35:46,872 --> 00:35:49,342
听说你很「照顾」我的小弟

307
00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:55,883
你看他多可怜

308
00:35:57,692 --> 00:36:00,060
变成这样，就派不上用场了

309
00:36:01,934 --> 00:36:03,603
这东西断掉了

310
00:36:03,604 --> 00:36:05,470
吵死了，闭嘴

311
00:36:15,160 --> 00:36:18,428
这笔帐，我要好好跟你算清楚

312
00:36:24,745 --> 00:36:25,940
你…

313
00:36:26,215 --> 00:36:27,308
刺下去

314
00:36:45,853 --> 00:36:47,754
你这家伙

315
00:38:02,602 --> 00:38:04,333
（半套店，就在旁边）

316
00:38:26,649 --> 00:38:28,312
你的脚怎么了？

317
00:38:30,824 --> 00:38:31,814
受伤了吗？

318
00:38:32,260 --> 00:38:33,228
以前就这样了

319
00:38:34,096 --> 00:38:34,756
以前？

320
00:38:35,433 --> 00:38:37,129
我天生就是残废

321
00:38:40,309 --> 00:38:42,803
又是无聊的剧本

322
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:02,493
优斗

323
00:40:05,274 --> 00:40:06,333
优斗

324
00:40:11,487 --> 00:40:13,115
谢谢你

325
00:40:14,158 --> 00:40:15,752
谢谢你

326
00:40:17,064 --> 00:40:18,464
天使大人

327
00:40:20,738 --> 00:40:22,366
天使大人

328
00:40:30,157 --> 00:40:33,151
你还好吗？先到我店里休息

329
00:40:34,699 --> 00:40:35,462
走吧

330
00:40:48,792 --> 00:40:49,919
你还好吗？

331
00:40:55,338 --> 00:40:57,501
我的店里到处都是奇怪的垃圾

332
00:40:58,979 --> 00:41:02,783
生活太便利，大家轻易抛弃物品

333
00:41:03,154 --> 00:41:04,645
明明都还可以用的

334
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:09,296
或许我也是被抛弃的垃圾

335
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:12,271
被种田给捡了回来

336
00:41:18,183 --> 00:41:19,685
什么？怎么了？

337
00:41:19,686 --> 00:41:21,849
点阅数狂飙

338
00:41:24,295 --> 00:41:27,529
我在YouTube上传了一段影片

339
00:41:27,735 --> 00:41:31,007
是我为了做官网，在店门□拍的

340
00:41:31,008 --> 00:41:35,507
刚好拍到你治疗轮椅男孩的画面

341
00:41:35,651 --> 00:41:39,156
什么刚好拍到？你怎能擅自上传？

342
00:41:39,157 --> 00:41:41,494
不过真是太惊人了

343
00:41:41,495 --> 00:41:43,795
你用的是气功？整骨？

344
00:41:45,269 --> 00:41:46,635
还是超能力？

345
00:41:49,578 --> 00:41:53,518
肚子饿了，我去一下超商

346
00:41:53,619 --> 00:41:54,917
等我回来

347
00:41:55,957 --> 00:41:57,084
不好意思

348
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:02,390
天使大人

349
00:42:05,508 --> 00:42:09,710
天使大人，救救我的孩子吧

350
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:12,818
为什么知道我在这里？

351
00:42:13,858 --> 00:42:15,383
我不小心推了文

352
00:42:16,697 --> 00:42:20,659
我在推特上说，天使大人在我家

353
00:42:21,841 --> 00:42:23,742
不然我再推一篇

354
00:42:24,112 --> 00:42:25,410
说「其实不在我家」这样

355
00:42:27,718 --> 00:42:31,818
怎么办？早知道就不做这种事了

356
00:42:32,361 --> 00:42:36,825
但我无法原谅剧作家害小男孩残废

357
00:42:37,203 --> 00:42:39,936
好，上吧，我要反击

358
00:42:40,143 --> 00:42:42,613
利用这股力量

359
00:42:42,614 --> 00:42:46,384
将他们撰写的剧本破坏殆尽

360
00:42:46,588 --> 00:42:48,387
把情节弄得乱七八糟

361
00:42:48,626 --> 00:42:52,964
反正我已被抛弃，不如大闹一场

362
00:42:57,242 --> 00:42:58,768
诊疗开始

363
00:43:02,786 --> 00:43:05,725
诊疗开始

364
00:43:05,726 --> 00:43:07,389
请第一位病患进来

365
00:43:09,099 --> 00:43:13,734
进藤美和，十三岁，视障患者

366
00:43:14,744 --> 00:43:16,873
她的眼睛看不见

367
00:43:18,785 --> 00:43:21,187
看看你们做的坏事

368
00:43:22,058 --> 00:43:24,028
我一定会把她治好

369
00:43:24,329 --> 00:43:27,893
请让这孩子重见光明

370
00:43:28,169 --> 00:43:29,772
麻烦天使大人

371
00:43:29,773 --> 00:43:33,075
好的，我试试看

372
00:44:15,863 --> 00:44:17,297
美和

373
00:44:22,175 --> 00:44:26,479
我要拯救所有活在可悲剧本里的人

374
00:44:27,819 --> 00:44:31,280
给我仔细看着吧，剧作家们

375
00:44:31,860 --> 00:44:32,657
好

376
00:44:33,964 --> 00:44:34,693
下一位

377
00:44:36,837 --> 00:44:37,462
好的

378
00:44:38,206 --> 00:44:39,640
下一位请进

379
00:45:01,418 --> 00:45:03,513
好像治好了

380
00:45:10,736 --> 00:45:13,674
谢谢  -谢谢

381
00:45:13,809 --> 00:45:15,334
谢谢天使大人

382
00:45:15,713 --> 00:45:17,979
谢谢

383
00:45:28,036 --> 00:45:29,026
太好了

384
00:45:29,873 --> 00:45:31,034
太好了

385
00:45:46,706 --> 00:45:48,106
你还好吗？

386
00:45:48,810 --> 00:45:52,442
使用力量后头好痛

387
00:45:53,319 --> 00:45:56,223
头痛，而且想吐

388
00:45:57,828 --> 00:45:59,763
你的义举令我感动不已

389
00:45:59,999 --> 00:46:03,460
牺牲自己照亮别人，太伟大了

390
00:46:03,772 --> 00:46:07,542
不管发生什么事，我都会跟随你

391
00:46:07,847 --> 00:46:11,377
茶斯，你是救世主

392
00:46:13,892 --> 00:46:17,331
我去帮你买药，等我一下

393
00:46:17,799 --> 00:46:19,428
阳胃药有用吗？

394
00:46:23,478 --> 00:46:26,541
还好吗？要不要帮你买药？

395
00:46:27,586 --> 00:46:28,383
茶斯

396
00:46:30,057 --> 00:46:33,895
对不起，可以帮忙治疗一个人吗？

397
00:46:39,977 --> 00:46:43,073
她一直没恢复意识

398
00:46:50,363 --> 00:46:51,262
百合

399
00:46:52,267 --> 00:46:54,898
百合还活着

400
00:46:56,608 --> 00:46:57,439
茶斯

401
00:46:59,614 --> 00:47:02,984
可以用你的力量治疗她吗？

402
00:47:06,662 --> 00:47:10,226
我会治好她，一定要治好她

403
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:10,782
你车祸后一直丧失意识

404
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:17,091
是他把你治好的

405
00:48:20,639 --> 00:48:21,766
让我介绍一下

406
00:48:23,043 --> 00:48:26,277
他是救世主，茶斯

407
00:48:51,065 --> 00:48:52,266
别担心

408
00:48:52,267 --> 00:48:54,404
对啊，这点小事不必在意

409
00:48:54,405 --> 00:48:58,778
居然在人家面前呕吐，糟透了

410
00:48:59,148 --> 00:49:01,818
你是因为救她才吐的

411
00:49:01,819 --> 00:49:05,024
是为了救别人而呕吐的救世主

412
00:49:05,025 --> 00:49:07,792
没错，那可不是一般的呕吐

413
00:49:08,599 --> 00:49:11,570
是「圣洁之吐」、「美丽之吐」

414
00:49:11,672 --> 00:49:15,076
那不是呕吐物，而是天地精华

415
00:49:15,746 --> 00:49:18,684
说不定有美肤效果呢  -说不定喔

416
00:49:19,353 --> 00:49:20,912
那我吐在你脸上看看

417
00:49:21,056 --> 00:49:23,226
我要吐天地精华了，把脸伸出来

418
00:49:23,227 --> 00:49:24,596
等一下

419
00:49:24,597 --> 00:49:26,190
百合是个好女孩，她一定能谅解的

420
00:49:26,266 --> 00:49:30,104
什么谅解？那氧气罩又算什么？

421
00:49:31,878 --> 00:49:34,576
怎样，有什么好笑的？

422
00:49:34,884 --> 00:49:37,286
她居然把氧气罩…

423
00:49:37,655 --> 00:49:39,784
把氧气罩重新戴了回去

424
00:50:02,938 --> 00:50:05,676
请照号码排队等候叫号

425
00:50:05,677 --> 00:50:06,940
请稍候

426
00:50:07,446 --> 00:50:09,316
请稍候  -请稍候

427
00:50:09,317 --> 00:50:10,148
不好意思

428
00:50:12,825 --> 00:50:15,591
我们会按顺序叫号，请稍候

429
00:50:17,033 --> 00:50:19,333
那是电视台的人，是吧？

430
00:50:19,737 --> 00:50:20,805
是电视台的人吧？

431
00:50:20,806 --> 00:50:23,140
来采访的吗？真伤脑筋

432
00:50:23,244 --> 00:50:24,975
你有什么好烦恼的？

433
00:50:25,683 --> 00:50:26,851
这个嘛…

434
00:50:26,852 --> 00:50:29,152
请问，电视台是怎么回事？

435
00:50:44,386 --> 00:50:47,050
（我也想帮忙）

436
00:50:49,028 --> 00:50:52,091
这样啊，麻烦你了

437
00:51:22,927 --> 00:51:25,565
谢谢  -谢谢

438
00:51:25,566 --> 00:51:26,396
这边请

439
00:51:28,271 --> 00:51:29,204
太好了

440
00:51:32,379 --> 00:51:34,849
下一位患者，请进

441
00:52:28,154 --> 00:52:29,748
谢谢

442
00:52:33,498 --> 00:52:34,557
回家小心

443
00:52:41,647 --> 00:52:43,115
辛苦了

444
00:52:43,885 --> 00:52:47,619
我们出去买点东西

445
00:52:48,828 --> 00:52:51,264
天使大人请好好休息

446
00:53:04,559 --> 00:53:05,423
奇怪？

447
00:53:07,364 --> 00:53:09,493
这房间真暗

448
00:53:10,370 --> 00:53:14,140
把灯点亮吧

449
00:55:07,564 --> 00:55:08,589
不好意思

450
00:55:12,875 --> 00:55:15,938
我不想上电视啦

451
00:55:16,282 --> 00:55:18,752
已经答应人家了，速战速决吧

452
00:55:18,753 --> 00:55:21,953
说得轻松，不然由你上场

453
00:55:22,961 --> 00:55:26,300
为什么？我最讨厌媒体了

454
00:55:26,301 --> 00:55:28,134
那就回家吧

455
00:55:29,073 --> 00:55:31,737
你去跟小种说，是他接的通告

456
00:55:34,184 --> 00:55:34,878
你好

457
00:55:35,686 --> 00:55:38,156
感谢大驾光临

458
00:55:38,157 --> 00:55:42,222
他是今天的主持人，查理彭

459
00:55:44,971 --> 00:55:47,305
我对他的长相有印象

460
00:55:48,811 --> 00:55:52,751
果然是他，查理彭，本名飞田信

461
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:57,493
平助笔下的主角，是个搞笑魔术师

462
00:55:59,232 --> 00:56:04,140
他是关西人，父亲失踪、母亲是扒手

463
00:56:04,342 --> 00:56:08,442
彭和母亲四处漂泊度日

464
00:56:09,752 --> 00:56:11,745
彭的母亲喜欢电影

465
00:56:11,823 --> 00:56:15,422
受《女煞葛洛莉》影响，爱穿风衣

466
00:56:24,347 --> 00:56:26,476
彭深爱着母亲

467
00:56:29,190 --> 00:56:33,153
彭的母亲常在电影院里犯案

468
00:56:34,200 --> 00:56:36,135
因此彭很喜欢电影院

469
00:56:36,872 --> 00:56:38,808
看电影也令他兴奋

470
00:56:38,809 --> 00:56:42,441
特别喜欢卓别林的作品

471
00:56:43,017 --> 00:56:47,151
卓氏温情洋溢，讽刺掌权者的风格

472
00:56:47,492 --> 00:56:49,621
使彭深深着迷

473
00:56:50,999 --> 00:56:54,339
那天播放《城市之光》

474
00:56:54,340 --> 00:56:57,038
描写一场舍身奉献的痴恋

475
00:56:57,546 --> 00:57:01,920
电影快演完时，突然一名男子怒吼

476
00:57:01,921 --> 00:57:03,122
丑八怪！

477
00:57:03,123 --> 00:57:05,116
彭的母亲行窃时被发现了

478
00:57:10,971 --> 00:57:15,173
母亲过世后，彭被送去孤儿院

479
00:57:18,052 --> 00:57:20,113
彭多次溜出孤儿院

480
00:57:20,356 --> 00:57:23,487
在市场里步上母亲的后尘

481
00:57:25,033 --> 00:57:28,130
某天，彭遇见了一个老人

482
00:57:32,614 --> 00:57:36,486
老人是传奇扒手电叔

483
00:57:36,755 --> 00:57:40,889
幽默的电叔表演各式魔术给彭看

484
00:57:44,637 --> 00:57:48,407
彭深受魔术吸引，想要感动人心

485
00:57:48,578 --> 00:57:52,017
因此希望从事逗人欢笑的职业

486
00:57:53,053 --> 00:57:58,463
彭用电叔教的魔术上了电视表演

487
00:57:58,464 --> 00:58:03,270
喊着「一、二、三、彭」的□号

488
00:58:06,546 --> 00:58:09,677
幼稚的□号大受小朋友欢迎

489
00:58:09,919 --> 00:58:11,980
彭因此迅速走红

490
00:58:12,090 --> 00:58:14,728
谢谢「彭」场、「彭」腹大笑等

491
00:58:14,729 --> 00:58:17,565
彭式双关语大流行

492
00:58:23,079 --> 00:58:23,876
小心

493
00:58:24,816 --> 00:58:26,250
不论电影  -彭

494
00:58:26,752 --> 00:58:28,244
电视剧  -彭

495
00:58:28,956 --> 00:58:30,687
广告  -彭

496
00:58:34,501 --> 00:58:37,238
彭的人气「彭」勃发展

497
00:58:37,239 --> 00:58:39,710
星途也「彭」程万里

498
00:58:41,648 --> 00:58:43,915
现在他「彭」的一声出现眼前

499
00:58:44,320 --> 00:58:46,586
只是纯属偶然吗？

500
00:58:47,159 --> 00:58:50,290
不，一定是某人写好的剧本

501
00:58:50,766 --> 00:58:52,132
各位，这边请

502
00:58:55,475 --> 00:58:57,103
她是助理主持，舞子

503
00:58:57,445 --> 00:58:58,140
请进

504
00:58:59,149 --> 00:58:59,980
这边请

505
00:59:08,133 --> 00:59:11,305
紧急特别节目，真相进「彭」

506
00:59:11,306 --> 00:59:14,106
我是主持人查理彭

507
00:59:16,249 --> 00:59:19,244
请大家多多「彭」场

508
00:59:22,160 --> 00:59:26,101
今天「彭」内不得了啦

509
00:59:26,102 --> 00:59:30,008
全日本话题沸腾的人物即将登场

510
00:59:30,009 --> 00:59:34,849
那就用「彭」湃掌声请他出来吧

511
00:59:36,454 --> 00:59:39,791
大家一起呼唤

512
00:59:39,862 --> 00:59:42,594
天使大人

513
00:59:56,260 --> 00:59:57,889
欢迎天使大人光临

514
00:59:58,397 --> 01:00:00,960
冒昧请问，您是哪里人？

515
01:00:01,838 --> 01:00:03,534
我…我是…

516
01:00:04,042 --> 01:00:05,408
是从极乐世界来的吗？

517
01:00:11,957 --> 01:00:17,634
我要揭穿你，公布你的真面目

518
01:00:17,635 --> 01:00:20,197
茶助

519
01:00:40,112 --> 01:00:43,642
茶斯

520
01:01:15,447 --> 01:01:17,542
这是怎么回事？

521
01:01:44,671 --> 01:01:45,570
喂

522
01:01:46,642 --> 01:01:48,236
你们是什么关系？

523
01:01:50,650 --> 01:01:55,157
警官好像叫你「茶斯」？

524
01:01:55,158 --> 01:01:58,664
他只是想喝茶，所以才这样说吧

525
01:01:58,665 --> 01:01:59,793
不是吧

526
01:02:00,168 --> 01:02:02,263
他大喊想喝茶，然后就开枪？

527
01:02:03,708 --> 01:02:04,676
开什么玩笑

528
01:02:07,616 --> 01:02:12,558
我们调查了你的来历

529
01:02:13,528 --> 01:02:16,728
糟糕，凡间根本没有我的经历

530
01:02:17,001 --> 01:02:18,663
我根本不存在

531
01:02:18,972 --> 01:02:21,675
你姓早乙女啊，真不像你

532
01:02:21,676 --> 01:02:23,679
什么？早乙女？

533
01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:26,174
早乙女茶助，三十岁

534
01:02:27,788 --> 01:02:28,823
在土佐出生

535
01:02:28,824 --> 01:02:30,817
土佐？四国吗？

536
01:02:30,995 --> 01:02:32,998
双亲从事渔业

537
01:02:32,999 --> 01:02:36,939
乱七八糟，这剧本完全乱写

538
01:02:37,507 --> 01:02:40,138
我姓早乙女，名茶助？

539
01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:44,682
简直像贵族公子取了仆人的名字

540
01:02:46,592 --> 01:02:49,697
根据贸料，我生于高知

541
01:02:49,698 --> 01:02:53,672
是代代捕鱼的早乙女家长男

542
01:02:53,673 --> 01:02:55,870
就读当地小学

543
01:02:56,210 --> 01:03:00,344
同学叫我茶斯，是个风云人物

544
01:03:05,095 --> 01:03:07,365
国中加入暴走族

545
01:03:07,366 --> 01:03:09,736
成为「土佐蛇鬼」的特攻队长

546
01:03:09,737 --> 01:03:11,764
每天飚车，不知死活

547
01:03:15,581 --> 01:03:19,453
高中爱上摇滚，组成「龙马队」

548
01:03:27,170 --> 01:03:28,706
够了够了

549
01:03:28,707 --> 01:03:31,702
后来因理念不合而解散

550
01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:32,711
喂

551
01:03:34,451 --> 01:03:36,752
高中毕业后搬到东京

552
01:03:36,957 --> 01:03:40,862
为赚取生活费而在咖啡店当侍者

553
01:03:42,434 --> 01:03:47,934
受店长提拔，参加全国侍者大赛

554
01:03:48,111 --> 01:03:50,274
夺下年度最佳侍者封号

555
01:03:52,486 --> 01:03:54,787
不过，侍者终究只是侍者

556
01:03:55,159 --> 01:03:57,686
没办法出人头地

557
01:03:58,765 --> 01:04:00,701
慢慢消磨了热情

558
01:04:01,938 --> 01:04:05,434
某天厄运降临，不小心烧了公寓

559
01:04:05,612 --> 01:04:07,639
我因被怀疑纵火而潜逃

560
01:04:11,123 --> 01:04:14,095
躲在货柜里，来到了冲绳

561
01:04:17,368 --> 01:04:20,431
被偶然遇见的男人拯救

562
01:04:20,875 --> 01:04:26,011
他是流星会的干部，泽村健三

563
01:04:28,256 --> 01:04:32,789
我当了他的小弟，加入帮派

564
01:04:45,924 --> 01:04:48,953
全身刺满刺青，每天奉茶

565
01:04:49,030 --> 01:04:51,763
受到大哥们的喜爱，因而升格

566
01:04:55,643 --> 01:04:59,984
某天泽村卷入当地帮派纷争

567
01:04:59,985 --> 01:05:02,683
我挺身为老大挡下子弹

568
01:05:04,126 --> 01:05:06,757
从此消失，行踪不明

569
01:05:06,831 --> 01:05:08,094
然后就到了现在

570
01:05:08,234 --> 01:05:09,601
这什么剧本啊

571
01:05:15,315 --> 01:05:17,046
我是黑道份子？

572
01:05:19,122 --> 01:05:21,251
写什么鬼剧本

573
01:05:30,678 --> 01:05:34,618
黑道上电视，有什么企图？

574
01:05:34,619 --> 01:05:37,318
偶哪猪道

575
01:05:42,066 --> 01:05:44,169
猪道个屁啦，混账

576
01:05:44,170 --> 01:05:49,442
面对警察的羞辱，我保持沉默

577
01:05:50,016 --> 01:05:54,047
过了二小时后，终于重获自由

578
01:06:02,540 --> 01:06:05,808
可恶…混账

579
01:06:27,889 --> 01:06:29,118
我似乎

580
01:06:30,094 --> 01:06:31,723
曾经死过一次

581
01:06:32,899 --> 01:06:36,360
身为年度最佳侍者的我

582
01:06:36,673 --> 01:06:38,540
就跑到天界奉茶了

583
01:06:39,112 --> 01:06:43,553
从侍者变成奉茶的？开什么玩笑

584
01:06:44,589 --> 01:06:49,759
不过，胡乱剧本可能是对我的掩护

585
01:06:50,133 --> 01:06:53,367
问题是康夫和白脸警察

586
01:06:53,807 --> 01:06:56,676
白脸警察瞄准的不是我，而是百合

587
01:06:57,247 --> 01:06:59,240
他们出现在摄影相片内

588
01:06:59,618 --> 01:07:01,884
表示知道我要上节目的事

589
01:07:02,223 --> 01:07:06,561
果然是有人写剧本诱导他们的

590
01:07:07,399 --> 01:07:10,530
糟糕，他们的目标是百合

591
01:07:16,617 --> 01:07:17,414
你还好吗？

592
01:07:19,690 --> 01:07:21,056
太好了

593
01:07:35,254 --> 01:07:37,349
我曾是黑道

594
01:07:37,959 --> 01:07:39,724
活在社会的阴暗处

595
01:07:49,749 --> 01:07:51,284
搞屁啊你

596
01:07:51,285 --> 01:07:53,221
小心我搞死你

597
01:07:55,693 --> 01:07:57,560
开玩笑的啦

598
01:08:11,324 --> 01:08:12,587
混账东西

599
01:08:13,128 --> 01:08:13,925
给我滚

600
01:08:17,836 --> 01:08:20,274
我曾经是个没事就踢人、揍人

601
01:08:20,275 --> 01:08:24,648
把人家打个半死的坏蛋

602
01:08:25,452 --> 01:08:28,423
（利曼宾馆）

603
01:08:56,379 --> 01:09:01,013
黑道最在乎的就是面子

604
01:09:02,591 --> 01:09:03,650
你知道吗？

605
01:09:08,936 --> 01:09:12,899
不以牙还牙，我会沦为笑柄

606
01:09:21,394 --> 01:09:22,828
大哥

607
01:09:23,164 --> 01:09:25,468
银次、诚二、阿亮

608
01:09:25,469 --> 01:09:27,267
铁太、小安、健次

609
01:09:27,372 --> 01:09:28,636
好久不见，大哥

610
01:09:28,909 --> 01:09:30,707
泥棉来这里干嘛？

611
01:09:30,979 --> 01:09:32,675
大哥也太见外了吧

612
01:09:33,017 --> 01:09:35,053
要干架怎么不找我们？

613
01:09:35,054 --> 01:09:38,226
这素偶的问题，泥棉闪一边去

614
01:09:38,227 --> 01:09:39,662
大哥，这可不行

615
01:09:39,663 --> 01:09:41,997
大哥挡了老大的子弹后

616
01:09:42,435 --> 01:09:43,801
我们帮派就被袭击了

617
01:09:44,004 --> 01:09:46,201
什么？老大呢？

618
01:09:48,213 --> 01:09:50,513
真的假的？

619
01:10:02,407 --> 01:10:04,103
只是刮破衣服而已

620
01:10:17,970 --> 01:10:19,234
你这怪物

621
01:10:20,776 --> 01:10:24,944
下次再敢找碴，偶绝不饶泥棉

622
01:10:27,957 --> 01:10:30,120
今天就放过泥棉

623
01:10:30,796 --> 01:10:31,820
给偶滚

624
01:10:33,100 --> 01:10:34,227
泥棉不走

625
01:10:35,705 --> 01:10:36,968
偶走

626
01:10:51,135 --> 01:10:52,763
差一点就走进去了

627
01:10:58,917 --> 01:10:59,782
师傅

628
01:11:01,021 --> 01:11:03,515
请受弟子一拜

629
01:11:05,062 --> 01:11:06,998
我好感动

630
01:11:07,333 --> 01:11:08,665
真的打从心底被触动

631
01:11:08,970 --> 01:11:10,538
是真的

632
01:11:10,539 --> 01:11:13,044
我想拜您为师，学习搞笑才艺

633
01:11:13,045 --> 01:11:14,343
那不是在搞笑

634
01:11:14,848 --> 01:11:18,153
师傅，我爱上师傅您了

635
01:11:18,154 --> 01:11:19,748
我也不是同志

636
01:11:20,025 --> 01:11:20,958
师傅

637
01:11:21,695 --> 01:11:25,134
您是我的救命恩人

638
01:11:27,840 --> 01:11:30,644
我从没看过这种搞笑招式

639
01:11:30,645 --> 01:11:32,706
我是真的在吐啦

640
01:11:35,555 --> 01:11:38,527
师傅，您还好吗？没事吧？

641
01:11:42,769 --> 01:11:43,828
还好吗？

642
01:12:07,484 --> 01:12:08,452
种田先生

643
01:12:09,354 --> 01:12:10,049
是

644
01:12:10,423 --> 01:12:13,725
你是不是想当演员？

645
01:12:15,199 --> 01:12:18,638
五十岁之后才放弃演员之路

646
01:12:19,106 --> 01:12:23,810
后来工作不顺，无处可住流落街头

647
01:12:24,250 --> 01:12:27,222
某天降下豪雨，还被搜救队救出

648
01:12:27,724 --> 01:12:33,065
然后喜欢古董的令尊帮你开这间店

649
01:12:36,974 --> 01:12:40,914
彦村先生由十位父亲带大

650
01:12:42,753 --> 01:12:48,060
孩提时曾加入故乡的知名足球队

651
01:12:48,430 --> 01:12:50,093
获得天才少年的美誉

652
01:12:50,601 --> 01:12:54,063
后因媒体爆料而离开球队

653
01:12:54,275 --> 01:12:57,577
与人斗争后，开始打拳击

654
01:12:58,484 --> 01:13:02,788
后又因媒体搅局，被拳击协会开除

655
01:13:03,961 --> 01:13:06,990
生活搞得一团乱，甚至涉及犯罪

656
01:13:07,802 --> 01:13:11,332
幸得十位父亲协助，考上大学

657
01:13:11,442 --> 01:13:13,435
认识了女朋友

658
01:13:15,115 --> 01:13:17,085
当时你过着幸福的日子

659
01:13:17,988 --> 01:13:20,356
但女友却因一场悲剧丧命

660
01:13:20,894 --> 01:13:24,355
你用跟女友一起做的碗开拉面店

661
01:13:27,106 --> 01:13:27,869
小彭

662
01:13:30,112 --> 01:13:30,943
是

663
01:13:31,514 --> 01:13:35,545
你小时候常跟母亲去看电影

664
01:13:36,991 --> 01:13:40,988
母亲喜欢风衣，总是穿在身上

665
01:13:43,437 --> 01:13:45,304
小彭喜欢电影

666
01:13:45,876 --> 01:13:48,244
尤其喜欢卓别林的作品

667
01:13:48,882 --> 01:13:50,009
某天

668
01:13:52,121 --> 01:13:55,491
发生一起惨事，害你变得孤苦无依

669
01:13:56,229 --> 01:13:59,098
被送到孤儿院

670
01:14:00,303 --> 01:14:05,473
后来你认识了电叔，开始搞笑之路

671
01:14:13,830 --> 01:14:16,927
我是为了拯救百合才下凡的

672
01:14:19,675 --> 01:14:24,913
天堂的剧作家写着凡人的人生剧本

673
01:14:25,686 --> 01:14:29,490
我在天堂时，读过你们的人生

674
01:14:30,062 --> 01:14:32,624
所以才知道百合身陷危险

675
01:14:35,004 --> 01:14:38,101
所以呢？百合脱离险境了吗？

676
01:14:38,244 --> 01:14:38,870
是的

677
01:14:41,651 --> 01:14:42,983
太好了，百合

678
01:14:43,689 --> 01:14:49,724
我现在说的话也是剧作家写的吗？

679
01:14:50,168 --> 01:14:54,542
我们只能照着剧本过活吗？

680
01:14:54,543 --> 01:14:56,011
大多数时候是如此

681
01:14:56,012 --> 01:15:00,977
但只要意志够坚定，就能改变剧本

682
01:15:01,857 --> 01:15:03,559
此时天上的剧作家

683
01:15:03,560 --> 01:15:08,468
就会送来征兆，让主角过得更好

684
01:15:08,870 --> 01:15:12,207
有没有注意到征兆，就是关键

685
01:15:13,413 --> 01:15:18,617
不要悲观，永远朝光明未来迈进

686
01:15:18,690 --> 01:15:21,719
抱持坚强信念过活，才是最重要的

687
01:15:24,769 --> 01:15:28,902
师傅，天上的人都有刺青吗？

688
01:15:30,279 --> 01:15:35,220
我们初次见面时，你在这里更衣

689
01:15:35,221 --> 01:15:37,459
那时你身上还没有刺青啊

690
01:15:37,460 --> 01:15:38,758
没错

691
01:15:39,463 --> 01:15:40,488
那为什么会这样？

692
01:15:41,200 --> 01:15:44,172
我曾经死过一次

693
01:15:45,910 --> 01:15:49,713
以前在世时，我似乎混过黑道

694
01:15:50,251 --> 01:15:54,692
唤醒生前记忆后，刺青便突然浮现

695
01:16:06,115 --> 01:16:07,684
（请问天使大人本名叫什么？）

696
01:16:07,685 --> 01:16:08,516
本名？

697
01:16:11,926 --> 01:16:13,418
我叫早乙女茶助

698
01:16:13,630 --> 01:16:14,598
女茶？

699
01:16:15,400 --> 01:16:16,935
吕茶？  -茶助

700
01:16:16,936 --> 01:16:18,370
早乙女茶助

701
01:16:19,542 --> 01:16:24,381
很奇怪吧，姓氏跟名字搭不起来

702
01:16:24,784 --> 01:16:26,287
我觉得是个好名字

703
01:16:26,288 --> 01:16:30,595
早乙女茶助，念起来很有趣

704
01:16:30,596 --> 01:16:33,966
既优雅又幽默

705
01:16:34,337 --> 01:16:35,133
很棒

706
01:16:39,179 --> 01:16:40,306
总之

707
01:16:42,119 --> 01:16:45,421
你成功拯救了百合，太好了

708
01:16:46,327 --> 01:16:47,090
是啊

709
01:16:48,665 --> 01:16:49,928
来喝一杯吧

710
01:16:51,002 --> 01:16:53,337
开庆功宴，走吧

711
01:18:10,191 --> 01:18:15,223
真相进「彭」节目创下惊人收视率

712
01:18:15,901 --> 01:18:20,604
节目中，康夫与白脸警察乱入开枪

713
01:18:20,744 --> 01:18:22,645
加上彭的奇迹生还

714
01:18:22,949 --> 01:18:28,722
这段过程透过摄影机现场直播

715
01:18:30,597 --> 01:18:33,364
全国各地的病人因此蜂拥而至

716
01:18:34,705 --> 01:18:36,641
这种日子要持续到何时？

717
01:18:37,510 --> 01:18:41,075
剧烈头痛呕吐，我能撑下去吗？

718
01:18:42,253 --> 01:18:44,485
我必须好好控制这个力量

719
01:19:13,881 --> 01:19:16,113
哥，好久不见

720
01:19:17,254 --> 01:19:19,690
素偶啊，茶子

721
01:19:23,032 --> 01:19:26,835
她是我妹妹，早乙女茶子

722
01:19:27,507 --> 01:19:31,071
大家都叫她母夜叉，怕得要命

723
01:19:34,822 --> 01:19:40,163
母夜叉小一时偷船打算航向美国

724
01:19:42,303 --> 01:19:44,296
却因暴风雨而沉船

725
01:19:46,244 --> 01:19:51,049
六天半后奇迹似地漂流到无人岛上

726
01:19:51,253 --> 01:19:57,129
靠各类海藻充饥活了一百五十天

727
01:20:02,275 --> 01:20:03,470
需要帮忙吗？

728
01:20:06,250 --> 01:20:09,916
后因美国巡逻船相助，回到土佐

729
01:20:10,625 --> 01:20:14,861
热爱海藻的母夜叉开始研究裙带菜

730
01:20:16,235 --> 01:20:21,268
大家都怕她，只有爷爷支持她

731
01:20:25,020 --> 01:20:27,786
总是温柔地守在母夜叉身边

732
01:20:31,331 --> 01:20:37,743
她发现裙带菜的岩藻黄素能减肥

733
01:20:37,845 --> 01:20:40,645
小学五年级就出版裙带菜减肥书

734
01:20:43,188 --> 01:20:47,253
国中二年级用裙带菜进军美容产业

735
01:20:47,463 --> 01:20:50,263
被誉为「海藻魔术师」

736
01:20:53,207 --> 01:20:55,838
偶听说哥泥死惹

737
01:20:58,084 --> 01:20:58,885
确实是啦

738
01:20:58,886 --> 01:21:03,122
爸妈都很担心，泥怎么都不联络？

739
01:21:03,528 --> 01:21:04,291
歹势啦

740
01:21:11,677 --> 01:21:13,909
刚好，素妈打来的

741
01:21:15,952 --> 01:21:19,220
妈？哥还活着

742
01:21:21,496 --> 01:21:23,932
偶搭了最早的飞机来看他

743
01:21:25,671 --> 01:21:28,336
他就在偶面前，偶拿给他

744
01:21:29,044 --> 01:21:31,310
拿去，妈打来的

745
01:21:34,154 --> 01:21:34,821
喂

746
01:21:34,822 --> 01:21:38,896
茶助，泥在冲啥毁？都不回家

747
01:21:38,897 --> 01:21:39,630
歹势啦

748
01:21:39,631 --> 01:21:42,330
真假有影齁，所以呢？

749
01:21:42,537 --> 01:21:43,698
交女友了吗？

750
01:21:44,841 --> 01:21:48,143
泥素真男伦，下次带女友回来吧

751
01:21:49,216 --> 01:21:53,384
何时结婚？婚礼会场看好了吗？

752
01:21:53,859 --> 01:21:58,200
还没啦，偶们八字都还没一撇

753
01:21:58,201 --> 01:22:00,296
没找到好场地，就回家结婚吧

754
01:22:00,739 --> 01:22:04,076
偶叫泥爸来听，老公，茶助在线上

755
01:22:05,448 --> 01:22:08,318
素茶助吗？泥还活着啊？

756
01:22:09,055 --> 01:22:12,654
回家看看吧，泥的房间都还留着

757
01:22:12,930 --> 01:22:17,170
茶子在土佐盖了泰姬玛哈陵新家

758
01:22:17,171 --> 01:22:18,472
泰姬玛哈陵？

759
01:22:18,473 --> 01:22:23,082
素缩小版的，现在成了观光景点

760
01:22:23,083 --> 01:22:24,718
快回来吧

761
01:22:24,719 --> 01:22:27,623
听说下周可能会列为世界遗产

762
01:22:28,760 --> 01:22:29,887
再会啦

763
01:22:42,454 --> 01:22:46,224
偶看了电视，哥泥素白痴吗？

764
01:22:46,695 --> 01:22:48,063
偶素不清楚啦

765
01:22:48,064 --> 01:22:51,804
泥假扮神明，不会得到报应吗？

766
01:22:51,805 --> 01:22:53,073
哪会啊

767
01:22:53,074 --> 01:22:56,413
偶的能力觉醒了，想帮助别人

768
01:22:56,414 --> 01:22:59,719
白痴，哥真素白痴

769
01:22:59,720 --> 01:23:00,921
为什么？

770
01:23:00,922 --> 01:23:05,626
全世界许多人患有不治之症

771
01:23:06,033 --> 01:23:09,164
有些人甚至为此轻生

772
01:23:09,440 --> 01:23:13,345
哥却在电视上证明能治疗他们

773
01:23:13,514 --> 01:23:15,006
泥已经逃不掉了

774
01:23:15,251 --> 01:23:19,123
全世界的穷人都会来求泥

775
01:23:20,461 --> 01:23:24,765
只要有人生病，就是泥的责任

776
01:23:25,705 --> 01:23:29,509
因为泥有能力治好他们

777
01:23:31,817 --> 01:23:36,224
哥，有困难时欢迎来找偶

778
01:23:36,659 --> 01:23:42,535
偶愿意在世界各地撒钱救泥

779
01:23:45,477 --> 01:23:50,441
各位，偶哥就拜托泥棉照顾惹

780
01:25:08,137 --> 01:25:11,844
为什么队伍一直没有前进？

781
01:25:11,845 --> 01:25:13,246
抱歉，请再稍候一下

782
01:25:13,247 --> 01:25:15,684
究竟怎么回事？

783
01:25:15,685 --> 01:25:17,848
你知道我们排了几小时吗？

784
01:25:18,691 --> 01:25:19,525
你们这些人

785
01:25:19,526 --> 01:25:22,798
我们只想知道还要等多久

786
01:25:22,799 --> 01:25:27,006
对啊，不如讲清楚几点轮到我们

787
01:25:27,007 --> 01:25:29,077
大家就会按照时间过来

788
01:25:29,078 --> 01:25:32,183
对不起  -大家都还得上班

789
01:25:32,184 --> 01:25:34,985
抱歉，请再稍候片刻，一下就好

790
01:25:53,359 --> 01:25:54,418
你还好吗？

791
01:27:53,726 --> 01:27:54,922
百合

792
01:27:56,165 --> 01:27:58,294
谁？是谁？

793
01:27:58,903 --> 01:28:00,395
去死吧

794
01:28:01,174 --> 01:28:03,545
重写，给我重写

795
01:28:03,546 --> 01:28:04,980
住手

796
01:28:08,088 --> 01:28:10,753
是谁杀了百合？

797
01:28:56,215 --> 01:28:57,274
老公

798
01:28:58,920 --> 01:29:00,321
天使大人

799
01:29:01,124 --> 01:29:04,928
我丈夫快不行了，请先治疗他

800
01:29:05,132 --> 01:29:06,901
天使大人，求求您

801
01:29:06,902 --> 01:29:09,840
天使大人，拜托

802
01:29:10,409 --> 01:29:12,641
他已经脸色发白了

803
01:29:13,348 --> 01:29:14,583
振作一点

804
01:29:14,584 --> 01:29:16,954
天使大人，请快点帮我们治疗

805
01:29:16,955 --> 01:29:17,718
你还好吗？

806
01:29:24,469 --> 01:29:25,597
我去看看状况

807
01:29:26,240 --> 01:29:27,435
我也去看看

808
01:29:28,812 --> 01:29:29,437
抱歉

809
01:29:31,483 --> 01:29:33,887
道歉有什么用？快点治疗

810
01:29:33,888 --> 01:29:36,451
对不起，万分抱歉

811
01:29:37,228 --> 01:29:40,826
轮椅停在这边很伤脑筋

812
01:29:41,269 --> 01:29:43,034
影响我做生意了

813
01:29:43,406 --> 01:29:44,271
对不起

814
01:30:06,819 --> 01:30:07,615
借过

815
01:30:35,875 --> 01:30:36,309
你还好吗？

816
01:30:36,310 --> 01:30:37,801
抱歉，抱歉

817
01:30:38,848 --> 01:30:40,875
没事吧，你还好吗？

818
01:30:41,420 --> 01:30:42,250
没事吧

819
01:30:55,213 --> 01:30:56,481
不必担心

820
01:30:56,482 --> 01:30:57,814
别担心，别担心

821
01:31:01,291 --> 01:31:02,418
别担心

822
01:31:14,250 --> 01:31:14,944
借过

823
01:31:49,352 --> 01:31:50,320
天使大人

824
01:32:55,581 --> 01:32:56,344
百合

825
01:32:56,917 --> 01:32:57,782
百合

826
01:33:01,726 --> 01:33:03,719
快治好，快治好

827
01:33:05,300 --> 01:33:06,165
百合

828
01:33:06,735 --> 01:33:09,605
快点治好她…

829
01:33:09,808 --> 01:33:10,969
快治好

830
01:33:17,524 --> 01:33:20,896
勘助，你写这什么烂剧本？

831
01:33:20,897 --> 01:33:23,892
这样好吗？你打算让百合死掉吗？

832
01:33:24,270 --> 01:33:27,071
不是说要用剧本支援我吗？

833
01:33:27,810 --> 01:33:29,609
这到底算什么？

834
01:33:37,763 --> 01:33:39,630
她要死了

835
01:33:40,201 --> 01:33:43,902
茶助快点救救她

836
01:33:45,779 --> 01:33:49,218
茶斯

837
01:34:24,487 --> 01:34:25,386
百合

838
01:34:25,522 --> 01:34:27,583
不行，不要走

839
01:34:57,184 --> 01:34:57,981
茶斯

840
01:34:58,219 --> 01:34:59,016
茶斯

841
01:35:02,929 --> 01:35:03,725
茶斯

842
01:35:04,131 --> 01:35:06,431
师傅？师傅

843
01:35:08,406 --> 01:35:09,601
茶斯  -师傅

844
01:35:10,210 --> 01:35:11,269
师傅

845
01:35:13,249 --> 01:35:14,740
（剧终）

846
01:35:49,753 --> 01:35:50,482
借过

847
01:35:50,722 --> 01:35:52,156
借过，借过

848
01:35:57,802 --> 01:35:58,770
走这边

849
01:35:58,971 --> 01:36:01,008
借过  -请让一让

850
01:36:01,009 --> 01:36:03,241
借过…

851
01:36:03,380 --> 01:36:04,313
请让一让

852
01:36:04,649 --> 01:36:05,514
借过…

853
01:36:06,553 --> 01:36:09,354
好，快走

854
01:36:11,329 --> 01:36:13,999
借过，把路让开

855
01:36:14,000 --> 01:36:16,129
小心，拜托让一让

856
01:36:31,568 --> 01:36:33,470
快把天使大人送去医院

857
01:36:34,808 --> 01:36:36,333
走吧，快点

858
01:36:37,246 --> 01:36:38,441
请借过

859
01:36:51,540 --> 01:36:52,268
让一让

860
01:36:52,409 --> 01:36:53,741
对不起  -对不起

861
01:36:55,014 --> 01:36:56,209
借过一下

862
01:37:21,765 --> 01:37:22,790
借过

863
01:37:22,935 --> 01:37:23,731
对不起

864
01:37:55,131 --> 01:37:56,258
借过一下

865
01:37:58,337 --> 01:37:59,066
让一让

866
01:38:02,913 --> 01:38:05,042
借过，拜托

867
01:38:12,030 --> 01:38:13,829
借过一下，拜托

868
01:38:48,235 --> 01:38:49,965
茶助先生…

869
01:38:50,906 --> 01:38:52,306
…先生

870
01:38:53,478 --> 01:38:55,140
茶助先生

871
01:38:55,616 --> 01:38:57,312
茶助先生

872
01:38:57,853 --> 01:38:59,880
茶助先生

873
01:39:00,658 --> 01:39:02,651
茶助先生

874
01:39:03,197 --> 01:39:05,258
茶助先生

875
01:39:05,801 --> 01:39:07,771
茶助先生

876
01:39:08,274 --> 01:39:10,471
茶助先生

877
01:39:11,045 --> 01:39:13,140
茶助先生

878
01:39:13,651 --> 01:39:15,621
茶助先生

879
01:39:16,389 --> 01:39:18,450
茶助先生

880
01:39:19,295 --> 01:39:21,527
茶助先生

881
01:39:22,200 --> 01:39:24,193
茶助先生

882
01:39:24,838 --> 01:39:27,537
茶助先生

883
01:39:28,313 --> 01:39:30,613
茶助先生

884
01:39:31,519 --> 01:39:33,010
茶助先生

885
01:40:01,143 --> 01:40:05,174
当时我确实听见了百合的声音

886
01:40:07,555 --> 01:40:11,050
我选择放弃永生，活在凡间

887
01:40:14,936 --> 01:40:17,168
祈祷力量之强大

888
01:40:17,742 --> 01:40:21,511
胜过空洞无谓的「崭新」剧本

889
01:40:22,618 --> 01:40:26,388
只要不放弃，持续祈愿

890
01:40:26,559 --> 01:40:29,759
一定能创造全新的剧本

891
01:40:32,303 --> 01:40:33,966
改变人生

892
01:40:35,911 --> 01:40:37,881
去他的命中注定

893
01:40:38,449 --> 01:40:41,353
人生就是有时风雨有时晴

894
01:40:41,822 --> 01:40:43,553
谁也无法预料

895
01:41:02,996 --> 01:41:06,527
翻译：雍小狼