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‪NETFLIX 呈獻

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Official YIFY movies site:
YTS.MX

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‪（彼得武先生）

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‪請進

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‪打擾了

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‪這樣可以嗎？

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‪-可以，放那裡吧
‪-好的

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‪不好意思
‪差不多要開始了，麻煩您了

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‪麻煩您了

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‪之後再繼續採訪吧

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‪這樣啊，那就拜託你了

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‪讓您久等了

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‪沒問題了吧？

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‪早安

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‪早安

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‪幫您別上麥克風

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‪請喝水

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‪今天我們也請到了一位特別嘉賓

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‪現場觀眾也是我們的嘉賓
‪希望大家都能盡情享受！

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‪-請在這裡稍候
‪-攝影機可能也會拍到大家

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‪所以要補妝的人請趁現在

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‪現在的攝影機都是4K或8K
‪性能解析度越來越高

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‪就算是化平時的妝
‪連毛孔都會被拍得一清二楚

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‪不過各位請放心
‪我們節目沒那麼多錢

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‪看到發給各位的
‪紀念周邊商品應該就能明白

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‪閒話說著說著後台也準備好了

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‪那就請大家以熱烈掌聲
‪歡迎今天的主持人！

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‪彼得武先生！

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‪話說回來，最近的年輕人很恐怖

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‪前陣子不是發生過
‪用金屬球棒打人的事件嗎？

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‪其實我之前也跟年輕人起過衝突
‪在街上撞到了對方的肩膀

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‪-有這回事？
‪-對方還帶著金屬球棒

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‪-那太恐怖了
‪-我不想被人看扁，於是我就說…

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‪-“你哪個小學的？”
‪-對方是小學生啊？

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‪-喂！
‪-什麼事？

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‪能有什麼事？該你們上台了

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‪啊，還請多關照

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‪-20分鐘喔
‪-好的

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‪-讓我摸一下
‪-不要啦

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‪跟大福似的

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‪現在要進行一段特別喜劇演出

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‪今天請到的是來自東京的…

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‪我想想…叫什麼來著？

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‪總之請看他們充滿幹勁的演出！

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‪大家好，我們是松鶴家的
‪阿武和阿清，請多指教

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‪-新潟真是個好地方
‪-是啊，我們是第一次來到這裡

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‪平常都是在東京淺草演出

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‪沒錯，在淺草的脫衣舞劇場演短劇

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‪在兩場脫衣舞中間的空檔表演短劇

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‪很辛苦，有時候
‪弄錯順序他就得脫衣服了

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‪並沒有，我幹嘛脫光啊？

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‪話說回來，最近的年輕人很恐怖

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‪前陣子不是發生過
‪用金屬球棒打人的事件嗎？

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‪其實我之前也跟年輕人起過衝突
‪在街上撞到了對方的肩膀

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‪-有這回事？
‪-對方還帶著金屬球棒

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‪-那太恐怖了
‪-我不想被人看扁，於是我就說…

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‪-“你哪個小學的？”
‪-對方是小學生啊？

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‪-她說：“我們是足立小學的”
‪-還是女生？

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‪“什麼？足立小學？”

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‪-足立小學有什麼好怕的？
‪-“我叔叔是那裡的教務主任喔”

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‪太遜了吧！

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‪對方不過就是個小學女生，真是的

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‪你這故事說了好多遍

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‪聽我們說話啊，笨蛋

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‪我們正在表演漫才！

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‪給我安靜地聽，笨蛋！

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‪等等，你在說什麼啊？

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‪對不起啊，他在開玩笑啦！

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‪不過說到長嶋茂雄先生退休

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‪他那段名言還真是令人感動

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‪你這傢伙臉長得就像狗的蛋蛋

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‪不，他不是這樣說的…

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‪喂，我是在說你們啦！

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‪-從剛才就一直嘀嘀咕咕的
‪-對了！

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‪-我在這裡…
‪-你的故事如果真的那麼有趣…

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‪-來表演一段魔術
‪-就上台來講啊

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‪-請看這條一般的…
‪-上來啊，不是很有趣嗎？

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‪-喂！
‪-這是一條手帕

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‪-你不要太過分了！
‪-你喝太多了啦

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‪-不要這樣
‪-讓開！

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‪把這個像這樣蓋上去…

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‪你以為你是誰？

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‪然後吹一口氣

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‪我是諧星，你這笨蛋

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‪請看，變出一朵花了！

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‪其實我之前也跟年輕人起過衝突
‪在街上撞到了對方的肩膀

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‪-對方還帶著金屬球棒
‪-那太恐怖了

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‪但我不想被人看扁…

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‪-對方是小學生啊？
‪-她說：“我們是足立小學的”

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‪還是女生？

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‪“什麼？足立小學？
‪我叔叔是那裡的教務主任喔”

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‪（阿武和阿清）

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‪大家好，我們是松鶴家的
‪阿武和阿清，請多指教

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‪名古屋真是個好地方

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‪我們是第一次來到這裡

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‪平常都是在東京淺草演出

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‪在淺草的脫衣舞劇場…

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‪出去！

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‪你們給我滾！

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‪拿去！

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‪笨蛋！

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‪-對方還帶著金屬球棒
‪-那太恐怖了

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‪我不想被人看扁，於是我就說…

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‪-“你哪個小學的？”
‪-對方是小學生啊？

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‪這位客人，怎麼了？

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‪啊，我想去上個廁所

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‪不行嗎？

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‪不，請便

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‪抱歉，我剛才的吐槽慢了些？

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‪台詞有疊到比較好

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‪沒錯，我也覺得

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‪我不想被人看扁，於是我就說…

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‪-“你哪個小學的？”
‪-對方是小學生啊？

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‪-她說：“我們是足立小學的”
‪-還是女生？

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‪-“什麼？足立小學？”
‪-足立小學有什麼好怕的？

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‪-“我叔叔是那裡的教務主任喔”
‪-太遜了吧！

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‪他們說有準備住處
‪結果是這種地方？

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‪總比睡車站長椅好吧

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‪我們這是在搞什麼？

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‪要不要乾脆回法蘭西座？
‪跟師父認錯道歉

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‪聽說他有下令“就算阿武
‪那小子來了，也不能讓他進劇場”

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‪那就沒辦法了

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‪幹嘛轉床啊？

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‪這個嘛，因為難得住這裡嘛

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‪難得什麼啦？

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‪（淺草）

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‪師父！昨天最後一場大爆冷門啊

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‪我押了二、八

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‪那今晚要在本店請客慶祝囉

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‪笨蛋，在你們的店錢根本用不完啦

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‪我也想說說看這句話，下次見了！

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‪下次見！

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‪師父，早安

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‪-今天也很漂亮呢
‪-是嗎？

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‪-我是說打掃得乾淨又漂亮
‪-討厭啦！

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‪早安

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‪被一線月光引導

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‪以激動的刀劈開黑暗

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‪我乃第三代月影…

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‪好懊悔啊…你這個笨蛋！

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‪別這麼快殺過來！

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‪我正在帥氣地講開場白
‪等我講完了你再過來

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‪對不起

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‪我乃第三代月影武藏！

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‪太慢了！

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‪你要抓好時機殺過來！

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‪我說完：“月影武藏”
‪你就要碰一聲地一刀砍過來！

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‪對不起

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‪我乃月影武藏！

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‪碰！

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‪笨蛋！誰叫你用嘴說“碰”的？

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‪哪有這麼蠢的決鬥？在心裡說就行了

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‪對不起

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‪我乃月影武藏！

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‪有機可乘！

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‪你這樣不行！
‪怎麼可以屁股對著觀眾倒下

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‪臉要轉過來，死的時候
‪要讓觀眾看到你的臉！

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‪-對不起
‪-來吧！

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‪有機可乘！

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{\an8}‪（裸體大進行曲）

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‪（今日演出）

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‪（團長，深見千三郎）

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‪阿姨

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‪妳有跟師父說嗎？

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‪要吃甜饅頭嗎？

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‪我又不是為了當電梯小弟才來淺草的

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‪我知道

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‪喔，歡迎光臨

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‪-800圓
‪-800圓是吧？

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‪-給妳
‪-好的，謝謝

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‪請盡情觀賞

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‪歡迎，難得您這麼早過來

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‪這個月開始我都上晚班

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‪希望您玩得開心

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‪（淺草法蘭西座）

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‪被一線月光引導

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‪以激動的刀劈開黑暗

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‪我乃第三代月影…

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‪太慢了，笨蛋，我台詞都說完了

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‪太慢了，笨蛋

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‪被愛過…

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‪被拋棄…

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‪在被遺忘的…

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‪房間的角落

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‪我…

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‪把我的…

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‪生命…

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‪交給了你

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‪那是…

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‪暫時的愛

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‪內心的戲言

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‪不知為何，我卻不願這麼想

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‪胸口太痛了

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‪就像滿布塵埃的

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‪一個洋娃娃

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‪焦急地一等再等

198
00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:54,041
‪在房間角落哭泣，浸濕臉頰

199
00:14:55,291 --> 00:15:02,083
‪我把我的生命

200
00:15:02,625 --> 00:15:08,375
‪交給了你

201
00:15:09,583 --> 00:15:16,000
‪我把我的生命

202
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:22,416
‪交給了你

203
00:15:43,875 --> 00:15:44,916
‪妳好

204
00:15:45,416 --> 00:15:46,333
‪你是誰啊？

205
00:15:47,291 --> 00:15:53,166
‪我住在後台休息室，聽到有人唱歌

206
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,916
‪喔，是電梯小弟啊

207
00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:01,708
‪所以有什麼事嗎？

208
00:16:05,208 --> 00:16:08,083
‪其實也沒什麼事啦

209
00:16:12,291 --> 00:16:15,916
‪妳歌唱得很好呢

210
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,208
‪我不會讓你上的

211
00:16:17,875 --> 00:16:18,750
‪什麼？

212
00:16:20,666 --> 00:16:23,500
‪我只是稱讚妳歌唱得好

213
00:16:24,375 --> 00:16:26,458
‪但你在想我可能會讓你上吧？

214
00:16:29,541 --> 00:16:31,500
‪我沒有那樣想！

215
00:16:34,958 --> 00:16:38,833
‪我怎麼可能那樣想

216
00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:50,000
‪如果妳覺得男人腦子裡
‪都在想這個，那妳就大錯特錯了

217
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,375
‪什麼？妳願意讓我上嗎？

218
00:17:10,416 --> 00:17:14,416
‪你就跟他談談嘛，師父，你也見過他

219
00:17:19,416 --> 00:17:22,416
‪是可以啦，但那傢伙
‪真的是個人才嗎？

220
00:17:24,125 --> 00:17:26,083
‪-就是他！
‪-早安

221
00:17:26,166 --> 00:17:28,625
‪我們剛才正談到你呢

222
00:17:28,708 --> 00:17:30,666
‪還請師父不吝指教！

223
00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:31,958
‪是喔

224
00:17:32,833 --> 00:17:34,916
‪所以你會什麼？

225
00:17:35,666 --> 00:17:36,500
‪什麼？

226
00:17:36,583 --> 00:17:39,583
‪我是說表演技藝，你不是想上台嗎？

227
00:17:39,666 --> 00:17:41,458
‪你會表演什麼？

228
00:17:44,041 --> 00:17:45,416
‪沒有特別值得一提的

229
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:49,958
‪什麼？笨蛋，你在小看我嗎？

230
00:17:50,041 --> 00:17:52,583
‪少天真了，什麼都不會
‪是當不上諧星的

231
00:17:52,666 --> 00:17:53,500
‪對不起

232
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‪不管是唱歌或跳舞
‪你總要有點技藝才能上台表演吧

233
00:18:00,208 --> 00:18:03,750
‪不過我喜歡爵士樂
‪我曾在爵士咖啡廳打過工

234
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,375
‪喔，你會演奏嗎？

235
00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:06,333
‪不，我只會聽

236
00:18:06,416 --> 00:18:08,875
‪光聽有什麼用？你是要當聽眾嗎？

237
00:18:08,958 --> 00:18:11,875
‪你說啊，你不是想上台表演嗎？

238
00:18:13,791 --> 00:18:14,625
‪是的

239
00:18:14,708 --> 00:18:18,666
‪怎麼都不說話？諧星反應一定要快！

240
00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:21,458
‪-你連這點事都辦不到…
‪-好了啦，師父

241
00:18:21,541 --> 00:18:24,958
‪你突然問他會什麼技藝
‪要人家怎麼回答嘛，對吧？

242
00:18:29,416 --> 00:18:32,166
‪抱歉，你去找別人吧

243
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:36,833
‪我不要找別人！

244
00:18:42,666 --> 00:18:47,291
‪我喜歡師父的短劇

245
00:18:51,375 --> 00:18:53,708
‪我看過許多諧星的短劇

246
00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:57,708
‪還是師父的最棒

247
00:18:59,708 --> 00:19:00,875
‪讓人感覺…

248
00:19:03,666 --> 00:19:05,250
‪哪怕是表演同一個段子

249
00:19:06,541 --> 00:19:10,208
‪表演者不同，竟然會差這麼多

250
00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:16,125
‪你一個外行人真囂張
‪還說得一副很懂的樣子

251
00:19:16,208 --> 00:19:19,666
‪你哪知道什麼是最棒的

252
00:19:20,166 --> 00:19:23,333
‪不過就是個什麼技藝都不會的臭小鬼

253
00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:27,125
‪妳這傢伙笑什麼笑？

254
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:30,500
‪沒有啊，要吃甜饅頭嗎？

255
00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:32,166
‪我才不要呢，笨蛋！

256
00:19:38,750 --> 00:19:39,750
‪喂！

257
00:19:40,250 --> 00:19:42,041
‪這不是你的工作嗎？

258
00:19:42,125 --> 00:19:43,333
‪啊，對不起

259
00:20:02,541 --> 00:20:03,416
‪什麼？

260
00:20:04,041 --> 00:20:05,166
‪拿著

261
00:20:06,291 --> 00:20:07,125
‪是

262
00:21:04,708 --> 00:21:06,583
‪這就是表演技藝

263
00:21:08,666 --> 00:21:10,625
‪你真心想學的話我可以教你

264
00:21:19,416 --> 00:21:21,708
‪喂，包包還我啊，你這笨蛋！

265
00:21:22,208 --> 00:21:24,250
‪-快點！
‪-是！

266
00:21:24,333 --> 00:21:26,375
‪-我的包包！
‪-我現在馬上拿過去！

267
00:21:27,833 --> 00:21:29,250
‪（《國王與王后》
‪千春）

268
00:22:35,541 --> 00:22:37,208
‪深見先生，我們去續攤

269
00:24:05,666 --> 00:24:07,333
‪越來越有模有樣囉

270
00:24:07,958 --> 00:24:08,875
‪是嗎？

271
00:24:10,375 --> 00:24:11,291
‪接著

272
00:24:29,041 --> 00:24:30,250
‪不要這樣

273
00:24:32,458 --> 00:24:36,000
‪一副在享受青春的表情
‪你都不會難為情嗎？

274
00:24:36,083 --> 00:24:37,250
‪少囉唆

275
00:24:40,625 --> 00:24:42,125
‪-對了，千春…
‪-我不會讓你上的

276
00:24:42,208 --> 00:24:43,583
‪我不是要跟妳說這個

277
00:24:45,833 --> 00:24:49,000
‪妳為什麼會在這裡…

278
00:24:50,416 --> 00:24:51,250
‪怎麼說好呢？

279
00:24:53,458 --> 00:24:54,291
‪跳脫衣舞嗎？

280
00:24:57,125 --> 00:24:58,208
‪我忘了

281
00:24:59,791 --> 00:25:03,208
‪本來我跟著劇團
‪走遍全日本唱歌、表演

282
00:25:03,708 --> 00:25:05,625
‪回過神來就已經光著身體在跳舞了

283
00:25:07,916 --> 00:25:09,125
‪所以妳原本是歌手啊

284
00:25:11,333 --> 00:25:13,250
‪難怪妳唱得那麼好

285
00:25:16,250 --> 00:25:18,291
‪我這種程度的人可多了

286
00:25:27,791 --> 00:25:30,791
‪真羨慕你，你還有大好將來

287
00:25:35,666 --> 00:25:37,125
‪不，沒事

288
00:25:40,458 --> 00:25:41,333
‪繼續吧

289
00:25:57,583 --> 00:25:58,416
‪喂，阿武

290
00:25:59,291 --> 00:26:00,416
‪-什麼事？
‪-輪到你上台了

291
00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:01,333
‪什麼？

292
00:26:01,916 --> 00:26:04,666
‪阿清臨時沒辦法上台
‪所以師父叫你代替他

293
00:26:04,750 --> 00:26:05,625
‪可是…

294
00:26:06,208 --> 00:26:07,250
‪這是大好機會啊！阿武

295
00:26:07,333 --> 00:26:09,791
‪不快點去，師父要改變主意了

296
00:26:10,375 --> 00:26:12,583
‪你快去，阿姨幫你顧電梯！

297
00:26:12,666 --> 00:26:13,708
‪-麻煩妳了
‪-好

298
00:26:14,375 --> 00:26:15,375
‪我演女公關嗎？

299
00:26:15,458 --> 00:26:19,083
‪對，我演大哥，高山演我小弟

300
00:26:19,166 --> 00:26:24,041
‪高山一下台，我就會說
‪“我也去釣個漂亮女人”

301
00:26:24,125 --> 00:26:25,458
‪然後你就上台

302
00:26:27,166 --> 00:26:28,208
‪然後呢？

303
00:26:28,875 --> 00:26:31,458
‪就依觀眾的反應行事

304
00:26:31,541 --> 00:26:32,875
‪所以是即興演出嗎？

305
00:26:32,958 --> 00:26:37,375
‪是啊，我會帶話題
‪你跟著隨意配合就行了

306
00:26:38,666 --> 00:26:40,041
‪可是要怎麼隨意配合？

307
00:26:40,125 --> 00:26:42,583
‪不然你現在記得住台詞嗎？

308
00:26:42,666 --> 00:26:45,166
‪怎樣？你行不行啊？

309
00:26:45,958 --> 00:26:47,666
‪知道了就快去準備！

310
00:26:47,750 --> 00:26:48,708
‪是

311
00:27:00,083 --> 00:27:01,041
‪喂，阿武

312
00:27:01,958 --> 00:27:03,500
‪-是
‪-你這是在幹嘛？

313
00:27:04,875 --> 00:27:08,875
‪-我在扮女公關
‪-笨蛋！快把妝卸掉！

314
00:27:09,375 --> 00:27:11,416
‪-可是女公關…
‪-反正給我卸妝！

315
00:27:15,291 --> 00:27:18,958
‪聽著，阿武，諧星要靠表演博取笑聲

316
00:27:19,041 --> 00:27:23,250
‪如果要用醜妝讓眾人笑
‪在路上找醜八怪，叫她們上台就行了

317
00:27:24,666 --> 00:27:27,000
‪如果你還是個諧星
‪你就要化身成女人

318
00:27:27,083 --> 00:27:29,583
‪世上有哪個
‪女公關會給自己化醜妝的？

319
00:27:30,708 --> 00:27:33,166
‪要讓自己成為全世界最美的女人

320
00:27:33,250 --> 00:27:35,458
‪你要用這樣的心態去化妝

321
00:27:36,625 --> 00:27:37,625
‪對不起

322
00:27:38,125 --> 00:27:41,875
‪別的地方我不知道
‪但是要在我這裡演戲

323
00:27:42,625 --> 00:27:44,125
‪可不要被人笑

324
00:27:45,708 --> 00:27:47,000
‪而是要逗人笑

325
00:27:50,916 --> 00:27:51,791
‪好的

326
00:27:53,666 --> 00:27:54,708
‪快卸妝

327
00:28:01,833 --> 00:28:03,666
‪-大哥
‪-幹嘛？

328
00:28:03,750 --> 00:28:06,291
‪託您的福，我釣到了漂亮女人

329
00:28:06,375 --> 00:28:07,208
‪我說得沒錯吧？

330
00:28:07,291 --> 00:28:10,875
‪那我這就跟那女的上賓館去

331
00:28:10,958 --> 00:28:12,166
‪好，你去吧

332
00:28:16,458 --> 00:28:20,625
‪好，那我也去釣個漂亮女人

333
00:28:20,708 --> 00:28:22,250
‪喔，來了一個

334
00:28:23,833 --> 00:28:27,583
‪這位小姐，要跟我去玩嗎？

335
00:28:27,666 --> 00:28:29,250
‪好的，請多指教

336
00:28:29,333 --> 00:28:31,041
‪請多多指教

337
00:28:33,500 --> 00:28:34,875
‪這樣短劇不就會結束嗎？

338
00:28:35,791 --> 00:28:39,125
‪要拒絕我啊！不行
‪必須不理我，直接走過去

339
00:28:39,208 --> 00:28:42,208
‪這種可疑男子來搭話
‪就不要搭理啊，要快步離開才對

340
00:28:42,291 --> 00:28:43,166
‪-不要搭理
‪-知道了嗎？

341
00:28:43,250 --> 00:28:44,250
‪好的

342
00:28:44,333 --> 00:28:47,250
‪這位小姐，要不要跟我去玩啊？

343
00:28:50,541 --> 00:28:52,041
‪總得說些什麼吧！

344
00:28:52,125 --> 00:28:55,833
‪-你叫我不要搭理…
‪-不，總得講兩句話啊，回來！

345
00:28:55,916 --> 00:28:58,875
‪要說話跟互動，才能講段子啊

346
00:28:59,791 --> 00:29:02,666
‪小姐，有什麼事嗎？

347
00:29:09,458 --> 00:29:11,500
‪就不能快點說嗎？

348
00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:14,375
‪既然是個諧星就要找話說啊，快說！

349
00:29:14,458 --> 00:29:17,750
‪我正打算去購物呢

350
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,958
‪喂，這位先生，你不要亂鼓掌

351
00:29:23,458 --> 00:29:26,166
‪他演得那麼爛你還鼓掌
‪這樣你只會害到他

352
00:29:26,250 --> 00:29:30,291
‪喂，我可是觀眾耶，跩什麼跩啊？

353
00:29:30,791 --> 00:29:32,458
‪你以為你是誰？

354
00:29:35,583 --> 00:29:37,583
‪我是諧星，你這笨蛋

355
00:29:40,083 --> 00:29:44,333
‪沒人求你看技藝，有得看是你的榮幸
‪給我乖乖閉嘴看下去！

356
00:29:49,875 --> 00:29:51,791
‪閉嘴的話要怎麼演啦？

357
00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:56,166
‪是諧星的話就得說話
‪拜託講點有趣的！

358
00:29:57,375 --> 00:30:01,000
‪什麼嘛，沒禮貌
‪今晚要不要跟我去玩啊？

359
00:30:01,083 --> 00:30:05,708
‪幹嘛突然抱過來？哪有這種女生
‪仔細一瞧你根本是個男的嘛！

360
00:30:05,791 --> 00:30:09,250
‪（捕鯨船）

361
00:30:15,375 --> 00:30:17,458
‪阿武，第一次上台結果如何？

362
00:30:17,541 --> 00:30:18,583
‪完全不行

363
00:30:19,291 --> 00:30:22,541
‪結束後被師父嫌棄，他說我演得很爛

364
00:30:22,625 --> 00:30:25,166
‪不覺得他是個彆扭的老頭嗎？

365
00:30:25,250 --> 00:30:26,083
‪真的

366
00:30:26,166 --> 00:30:27,041
‪喂，你怎麼這樣說？

367
00:30:28,708 --> 00:30:29,833
‪對不起

368
00:30:29,916 --> 00:30:34,750
‪沒關係啦，我可是得整天
‪跟他在一起，你們能想像嗎？

369
00:30:35,666 --> 00:30:37,250
‪我尊敬妳

370
00:30:39,166 --> 00:30:43,041
‪對了，井上，你有寫出
‪你上次提到的短劇嗎？

371
00:30:43,125 --> 00:30:46,416
‪有，完成了大綱
‪我打算明天拿給師父看

372
00:30:46,500 --> 00:30:48,375
‪給我好角色吧

373
00:30:49,041 --> 00:30:51,666
‪對喔，井上是編劇

374
00:30:51,750 --> 00:30:56,666
‪沒有啦，編劇只是我的目標
‪希望有一天能當上

375
00:30:56,750 --> 00:31:00,083
‪是喔，真好，大家都有夢想

376
00:31:00,166 --> 00:31:03,750
‪妳在說什麼啊？
‪妳自己不是也要當歌手嗎？

377
00:31:03,833 --> 00:31:06,291
‪妳還說妳要站上日本劇場的舞台

378
00:31:06,375 --> 00:31:07,625
‪那是以前…

379
00:31:07,708 --> 00:31:10,875
‪別聽她這麼說
‪其實她表演結束後都有偷偷在練唱

380
00:31:10,958 --> 00:31:14,083
‪少囉唆，幹嘛講出來啦？

381
00:31:14,708 --> 00:31:16,583
‪大家吃啊

382
00:31:16,666 --> 00:31:19,875
‪也就是所謂的“吃鯨魚，長技藝”

383
00:31:19,958 --> 00:31:20,875
‪“技藝”？

384
00:31:21,541 --> 00:31:23,750
‪這個“鯨”字也能唸成“技藝”

385
00:31:23,833 --> 00:31:25,416
‪-原來如此
‪-妳還好意思說

386
00:31:25,500 --> 00:31:28,250
‪明明剛才問過我那個字怎麼唸

387
00:31:28,333 --> 00:31:30,666
‪有這回事嗎？我不知道你在說什麼

388
00:31:30,750 --> 00:31:32,333
‪不要裝傻

389
00:31:32,416 --> 00:31:33,583
‪來，吃這個

390
00:31:33,666 --> 00:31:36,125
‪-多吃些吧
‪-阿武，這個也給你吃

391
00:31:36,208 --> 00:31:38,291
‪-來，阿武
‪-那我就不客氣了，謝謝

392
00:31:38,375 --> 00:31:39,333
‪謝謝

393
00:31:42,708 --> 00:31:45,166
‪不過觀眾越來越少了

394
00:31:46,708 --> 00:31:48,833
‪畢竟現在是電視的時代

395
00:31:50,250 --> 00:31:52,541
‪雖然師父好像很討厭電視

396
00:31:52,625 --> 00:31:55,333
‪他說：“透過那種玩意兒
‪哪能看得出技藝，笨蛋”

397
00:31:55,416 --> 00:31:56,500
‪是啊

398
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:02,458
‪更別說脫衣舞了
‪現在根本只有老人會來看

399
00:32:04,208 --> 00:32:05,333
‪等一下

400
00:32:09,041 --> 00:32:10,583
‪你在幹嘛？

401
00:32:10,666 --> 00:32:13,041
‪你在寄恐嚇信向人詐財嗎？

402
00:32:13,125 --> 00:32:14,458
‪我寄信給我老媽啦

403
00:32:15,708 --> 00:32:19,750
‪我當初離家，撂下狠話說要去當編劇

404
00:32:20,833 --> 00:32:23,875
‪至少得讓家人知道我還活著

405
00:32:25,416 --> 00:32:29,125
‪那你也幫我寫信給我老媽吧

406
00:32:29,208 --> 00:32:32,333
‪你家不是在梅島嗎？
‪那麼近走路都能到

407
00:32:36,208 --> 00:32:38,708
‪因為我已經和過去的人生一刀兩斷了

408
00:32:41,083 --> 00:32:42,000
‪什麼意思？

409
00:32:43,333 --> 00:32:48,416
‪我從大學退學
‪沒有人生目標，只是靠打工糊口

410
00:32:49,958 --> 00:32:55,000
‪看到前不久還在搞學運的傢伙
‪現在居然在認真打領帶

411
00:32:55,500 --> 00:32:57,708
‪大家都很精明

412
00:32:57,791 --> 00:32:59,208
‪真受不了

413
00:33:00,375 --> 00:33:03,958
‪只有我一個人
‪過著宛如無業遊民的生活

414
00:33:04,916 --> 00:33:08,166
‪感覺好窩囊，又很不甘心

415
00:33:09,583 --> 00:33:11,541
‪所以我才會來到淺草

416
00:33:12,833 --> 00:33:16,208
‪和過去的人生一刀兩斷
‪決定之後當諧星

417
00:33:18,041 --> 00:33:20,458
‪不唸大學來當諧星嗎？真浪費

418
00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:23,750
‪什麼都不幹才叫浪費吧？

419
00:33:25,750 --> 00:33:28,875
‪大家都是這樣懷著夢想死在路邊

420
00:33:32,458 --> 00:33:35,333
‪那一定要是有趣的死法
‪到時候讓你大笑

421
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,250
‪難得有這機會，要來參拜嗎？

422
00:33:44,166 --> 00:33:45,791
‪可以借我一點錢嗎？

423
00:33:45,875 --> 00:33:50,291
‪通常不會用別人的錢來許願吧？

424
00:33:50,375 --> 00:33:51,208
‪借我一點

425
00:33:51,291 --> 00:33:52,916
‪-你自己有錢吧？
‪-就是沒有

426
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,416
‪不，至少有五圓吧

427
00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:56,333
‪沒有

428
00:34:05,750 --> 00:34:07,750
‪麻里！

429
00:34:24,583 --> 00:34:27,291
‪麻里跳得真好，好漂亮！

430
00:34:27,375 --> 00:34:29,250
‪真的嗎？好開心

431
00:34:29,333 --> 00:34:32,375
‪-這是平時給妳的
‪-謝謝，要再來喔

432
00:34:32,458 --> 00:34:34,416
‪-好
‪-不可以去別家

433
00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:36,458
‪我只愛妳，下次見！

434
00:34:36,541 --> 00:34:38,333
‪感謝您的捧場！

435
00:34:41,375 --> 00:34:43,208
‪阿武！

436
00:34:43,958 --> 00:34:45,291
‪辛苦了

437
00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:48,625
‪-你大學是唸工程系對吧？
‪-是的

438
00:34:48,708 --> 00:34:50,708
‪所以你應該很擅長修機械囉？

439
00:34:51,500 --> 00:34:53,750
‪並沒有，而且我大學只上了一個禮拜

440
00:34:53,833 --> 00:34:56,791
‪轉盤的狀況怪怪的，你去幫忙看看吧

441
00:34:56,875 --> 00:34:59,375
‪-我並沒有擅長…
‪-這不是三吉先生嗎？

442
00:34:59,458 --> 00:35:00,958
‪那就拜託你了

443
00:35:01,041 --> 00:35:04,375
‪這豆皮壽司是人家送的
‪你跟井上分著吃吧

444
00:35:05,791 --> 00:35:10,458
‪謝謝您來捧場啊！真高興能見到您！

445
00:35:35,583 --> 00:35:36,416
‪喂！

446
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:03,875
‪修好了嗎？

447
00:36:04,458 --> 00:36:06,541
‪我沒修過，不曉得

448
00:36:16,958 --> 00:36:19,083
‪不愧是工程系的

449
00:36:19,166 --> 00:36:20,375
‪少囉唆

450
00:37:08,916 --> 00:37:10,958
‪（《國王與王后》
‪千春）

451
00:38:51,916 --> 00:38:53,750
‪師父，對不起，這是…

452
00:40:00,666 --> 00:40:01,625
‪喂，阿武！

453
00:40:03,875 --> 00:40:05,208
‪剛才師父來了！

454
00:40:14,416 --> 00:40:15,458
‪師父！

455
00:40:16,916 --> 00:40:18,333
‪對不起，擅自穿你的鞋！

456
00:40:20,333 --> 00:40:22,708
‪你這小子竟敢給我胡來

457
00:40:24,125 --> 00:40:28,333
‪算了，那雙鞋就給你吧

458
00:40:28,875 --> 00:40:29,708
‪什麼？

459
00:40:30,375 --> 00:40:33,333
‪被你這種外行人
‪穿過一次的鞋，我還能穿嗎？

460
00:40:35,041 --> 00:40:36,166
‪謝謝師父！

461
00:40:36,666 --> 00:40:37,583
‪給我500圓

462
00:40:38,750 --> 00:40:41,625
‪什麼？不是免費送我的啊？

463
00:40:41,708 --> 00:40:46,708
‪你怎麼這麼不要臉啊？
‪知道那雙鞋要多少錢嗎？幹嘛送你…

464
00:40:46,791 --> 00:40:48,875
‪沒關係，我買

465
00:40:49,791 --> 00:40:51,125
‪謝謝師父

466
00:40:51,708 --> 00:40:53,666
‪-真受不了你
‪-對了，師父！

467
00:40:54,375 --> 00:40:55,583
‪那個…

468
00:40:56,541 --> 00:40:58,583
‪請再教我新的舞步

469
00:41:00,375 --> 00:41:02,000
‪我拒絕，笨蛋

470
00:41:03,041 --> 00:41:03,875
‪什麼？

471
00:41:05,916 --> 00:41:07,875
‪已經沒舞步可以教你了啦！

472
00:41:12,708 --> 00:41:14,083
‪明天來後台休息室

473
00:41:16,041 --> 00:41:17,458
‪不要忘了帶500圓！

474
00:41:23,041 --> 00:41:24,750
‪-早安！
‪-早安！

475
00:41:24,833 --> 00:41:26,291
‪有長崎蛋糕喔，拿去吃吧

476
00:41:26,375 --> 00:41:28,208
‪-看起來好好吃
‪-太好了

477
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:29,875
‪什麼？

478
00:41:30,916 --> 00:41:32,250
‪你沒聽到嗎？

479
00:41:33,041 --> 00:41:36,166
‪我會讓你以諧星的身分正式登台

480
00:41:36,666 --> 00:41:39,500
‪真的嗎？謝謝師父

481
00:41:39,583 --> 00:41:40,958
‪阿武，恭喜你啊

482
00:41:42,125 --> 00:41:44,875
‪你還要負責節目執行，可別累垮了

483
00:41:44,958 --> 00:41:46,708
‪節目執行嗎？

484
00:41:46,791 --> 00:41:51,208
‪譬如管理小道具、整理舞台裝
‪總之就是什麼都得做

485
00:41:51,958 --> 00:41:54,000
‪有不懂的就去問高山

486
00:41:54,708 --> 00:41:55,791
‪要麻煩你了

487
00:41:56,875 --> 00:42:01,458
‪還有啊，你一直睡在後台休息室
‪你沒有能住的地方吧？

488
00:42:01,541 --> 00:42:02,541
‪是的

489
00:42:02,625 --> 00:42:06,875
‪剛好我家樓下空出來了
‪我已經幫你跟房東談好了

490
00:42:07,750 --> 00:42:10,291
‪謝謝師父，還請你多照顧

491
00:42:10,375 --> 00:42:13,250
‪-那就先從這個開始吧
‪-好的

492
00:42:15,291 --> 00:42:18,250
‪那我就來休息一下好了

493
00:42:18,333 --> 00:42:19,541
‪-高山
‪-是

494
00:42:19,625 --> 00:42:21,333
‪-幫我擦鞋子
‪-什麼？

495
00:42:21,416 --> 00:42:22,250
‪有問題嗎？

496
00:42:54,708 --> 00:42:56,208
‪-真的嗎？
‪-太好了

497
00:42:56,291 --> 00:42:57,291
‪那我也來試試看吧

498
00:42:57,375 --> 00:42:59,500
‪-很好啊
‪-已經來不及了嗎？

499
00:42:59,583 --> 00:43:01,125
‪-真的嗎？
‪-真的

500
00:43:01,208 --> 00:43:04,000
‪因為阿弘說他想穿

501
00:43:04,083 --> 00:43:05,583
‪千春小姐，妳是下一個，麻煩妳了

502
00:43:05,666 --> 00:43:06,625
‪好的

503
00:43:10,375 --> 00:43:12,916
‪對了，阿武，幫我拉拉鍊

504
00:43:15,541 --> 00:43:17,875
‪-今天的觀眾有點難搞
‪-這樣啊

505
00:43:18,541 --> 00:43:20,375
‪那我去好好表現

506
00:43:29,291 --> 00:43:33,708
‪（第二松倉莊）

507
00:43:35,875 --> 00:43:41,208
‪加上102室
‪共兩間房，所以要找你…

508
00:43:41,291 --> 00:43:43,250
‪啊，不用找了

509
00:43:43,333 --> 00:43:47,791
‪真的嗎？師父
‪謝謝你啊，你總是這麼大方

510
00:43:48,458 --> 00:43:51,416
‪-那麼，晚安
‪-好

511
00:43:51,500 --> 00:43:53,583
‪麻里，晚安

512
00:43:53,666 --> 00:43:56,333
‪好的，晚安

513
00:43:56,416 --> 00:43:57,458
‪謝謝妳

514
00:44:02,875 --> 00:44:04,375
‪阿武如何？

515
00:44:04,458 --> 00:44:05,375
‪什麼啊？

516
00:44:06,458 --> 00:44:07,500
‪這個嘛…

517
00:44:08,166 --> 00:44:10,875
‪還不曉得

518
00:44:11,375 --> 00:44:15,416
‪但你連房子都幫他租了
‪肯定是對他抱有期待吧？

519
00:44:15,500 --> 00:44:17,833
‪是啊，算是吧

520
00:44:19,041 --> 00:44:22,458
‪他說不定可以成功

521
00:44:27,250 --> 00:44:28,166
‪我問你

522
00:44:30,666 --> 00:44:32,791
‪我去當藝伎怎麼樣？

523
00:44:33,708 --> 00:44:34,541
‪什麼？

524
00:44:35,125 --> 00:44:38,000
‪這樣的話比起跳舞，能賺到更多錢

525
00:44:38,083 --> 00:44:42,291
‪妳在說什麼啊？
‪這又不是妳該操心的問題

526
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:45,125
‪那該由誰來操心？

527
00:44:45,208 --> 00:44:48,791
‪說話啊，你願意來操心嗎？

528
00:44:50,416 --> 00:44:52,833
‪-是嗎？
‪-沒事的！

529
00:44:52,916 --> 00:44:56,000
‪觀眾很快就會回來的

530
00:44:56,666 --> 00:45:00,750
‪再怎麼說，我可是淺草的深見啊

531
00:45:04,708 --> 00:45:10,000
‪如果妳去當藝伎，一定會變紅牌

532
00:45:10,083 --> 00:45:14,791
‪我會忍不住經常去找妳
‪結果反而花更多錢

533
00:45:15,875 --> 00:45:17,958
‪對吧？麻里

534
00:45:18,458 --> 00:45:20,166
‪那樣更花錢啊

535
00:45:21,875 --> 00:45:26,125
‪我覺得引子設計得
‪明瞭易懂些會不會比較好？

536
00:45:26,208 --> 00:45:30,791
‪可是做太多說明
‪感覺像在宣告接下來要裝傻搞笑

537
00:45:30,875 --> 00:45:31,916
‪說得也是

538
00:45:32,666 --> 00:45:36,291
‪但我覺得那樣也行
‪總之先試一次看看

539
00:45:38,041 --> 00:45:40,416
‪-雖然我不太喜歡
‪-為什麼啦？

540
00:45:48,125 --> 00:45:50,625
‪-那我出去一下
‪-好

541
00:45:52,833 --> 00:45:55,541
‪啊，我都忘了

542
00:45:57,250 --> 00:45:58,875
‪真傷腦筋

543
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:28,833
‪拿去

544
00:46:30,166 --> 00:46:33,333
‪不好意思啊，要不要買什麼回來？

545
00:46:34,541 --> 00:46:35,833
‪貂皮

546
00:46:37,666 --> 00:46:40,791
‪知道了，如果我買了
‪“橘子皮”可別罵我

547
00:46:41,875 --> 00:46:43,541
‪我要貂皮！

548
00:46:46,083 --> 00:46:48,166
‪就看你怎麼做…

549
00:46:48,250 --> 00:46:49,583
‪師父，辛苦了

550
00:46:49,666 --> 00:46:52,833
‪喔，是你們兩個啊，怎麼了嗎？

551
00:46:53,333 --> 00:46:55,541
‪沒事，只是排練一下短劇

552
00:46:55,625 --> 00:46:58,625
‪排練？說得像是專業人士

553
00:46:58,708 --> 00:47:00,458
‪正好，要不要一起去吃飯？

554
00:47:00,541 --> 00:47:04,041
‪怎麼又正好了？
‪師父，你昨天也是這麼說的

555
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,083
‪少囉唆，笨蛋

556
00:47:06,166 --> 00:47:08,041
‪-到底要不要去？
‪-要去

557
00:47:08,125 --> 00:47:09,375
‪-我也要
‪-我好餓

558
00:47:09,458 --> 00:47:11,000
‪你們這些傢伙一開始就這樣說嘛

559
00:47:11,625 --> 00:47:12,875
‪你們想吃什麼？

560
00:47:12,958 --> 00:47:14,375
‪-壽司
‪-壽司

561
00:47:14,458 --> 00:47:18,708
‪壽司？你們就不能討喜一點嗎？

562
00:47:18,791 --> 00:47:20,333
‪-那就鰻魚吧
‪-那還不是一樣

563
00:47:20,416 --> 00:47:22,291
‪-很討喜
‪-都很貴好嗎？

564
00:47:23,125 --> 00:47:24,625
‪烏龍麵行嗎？

565
00:47:28,833 --> 00:47:30,791
‪這是您的啤酒

566
00:47:30,875 --> 00:47:33,333
‪不用幫我斟酒啦

567
00:47:35,416 --> 00:47:36,500
‪快吃啊

568
00:47:39,541 --> 00:47:44,083
‪我老早就想跟你們說
‪你們那是什麼打扮？

569
00:47:44,833 --> 00:47:45,750
‪什麼？

570
00:47:45,833 --> 00:47:48,208
‪諧星就要穿體面一點的好衣服

571
00:47:48,708 --> 00:47:53,291
‪不管在舞台上怎麼裝瘋賣傻
‪下了台就要讓人覺得帥

572
00:47:53,375 --> 00:47:54,375
‪知道嗎？

573
00:47:56,333 --> 00:47:57,875
‪可是我是編劇

574
00:47:58,458 --> 00:48:02,541
‪什麼？是啊
‪所以我這話又不是在跟你說

575
00:48:02,625 --> 00:48:04,333
‪你明明就在對他說

576
00:48:04,416 --> 00:48:05,666
‪你閉嘴啦！

577
00:48:06,166 --> 00:48:07,375
‪阿武，你聽著

578
00:48:07,458 --> 00:48:09,250
‪人要穿好衣服

579
00:48:09,333 --> 00:48:12,541
‪哪怕三天沒吃飯，別人也看不出來

580
00:48:12,625 --> 00:48:14,750
‪但是身上穿什麼大家都看得很清楚

581
00:48:16,750 --> 00:48:18,500
‪那你幫我加薪吧

582
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:23,916
‪真是討厭，我又不是在跟你說這個

583
00:48:24,416 --> 00:48:27,583
‪喔，我想起來了，你還沒給我500圓

584
00:48:27,666 --> 00:48:28,791
‪對喔

585
00:48:28,875 --> 00:48:31,000
‪我那可不是白白送你的

586
00:48:34,375 --> 00:48:36,500
‪師父，謝謝您常來本店

587
00:48:36,583 --> 00:48:38,333
‪喔，今天也很好吃喔

588
00:48:38,416 --> 00:48:40,875
‪-謝謝，下次請再來
‪-感謝招待

589
00:48:41,583 --> 00:48:42,541
‪笨蛋！

590
00:48:43,791 --> 00:48:44,875
‪看看那個

591
00:48:47,708 --> 00:48:49,125
‪要拿那雙鞋給我啊

592
00:48:49,916 --> 00:48:50,750
‪什麼？

593
00:48:50,833 --> 00:48:52,250
‪然後我會穿上那雙鞋

594
00:48:52,333 --> 00:48:54,500
‪“奇怪，我是不是變高了？”

595
00:48:54,583 --> 00:48:56,416
‪我會吐槽說：“你這笨蛋！”

596
00:48:57,250 --> 00:48:58,750
‪就是要這樣學習

597
00:49:00,208 --> 00:49:03,833
‪要是你平時不裝傻搞笑
‪在舞台上又怎麼可能做得到

598
00:49:06,458 --> 00:49:08,375
‪既然是諧星就要記得隨時裝傻搞笑

599
00:49:09,208 --> 00:49:10,083
‪好的

600
00:49:10,958 --> 00:49:12,583
‪-走吧
‪-謝謝惠顧

601
00:49:12,666 --> 00:49:14,500
‪-那我走了
‪-好，歡迎再來

602
00:49:26,833 --> 00:49:27,708
‪我問你

603
00:49:32,541 --> 00:49:36,541
‪我一直很好奇，師父他的左手…

604
00:49:39,083 --> 00:49:40,791
‪喔，你說那個啊

605
00:49:42,791 --> 00:49:47,083
‪據說是戰爭時期在軍需工場受的傷

606
00:49:48,583 --> 00:49:52,000
‪被傳送帶捲進去，這裡以上全沒了

607
00:49:53,708 --> 00:49:55,708
‪所以他總是用繃帶掩飾

608
00:49:55,791 --> 00:49:57,291
‪原來是這樣啊

609
00:50:01,041 --> 00:50:05,541
‪但他偏偏會用那些指頭靈巧地彈吉他

610
00:50:05,625 --> 00:50:07,541
‪師父他真是厲害

611
00:50:09,166 --> 00:50:10,250
‪你們說我怎樣？

612
00:50:10,333 --> 00:50:13,333
‪啊，早安

613
00:50:13,416 --> 00:50:14,625
‪-讓開
‪-早安

614
00:50:14,708 --> 00:50:16,833
‪少在那邊說：“早安”，笨蛋

615
00:50:16,916 --> 00:50:19,541
‪偷偷在人背後嚼舌根，混蛋

616
00:50:19,625 --> 00:50:21,458
‪我們哪有

617
00:50:38,500 --> 00:50:39,416
‪師父

618
00:50:41,083 --> 00:50:43,166
‪-幹嘛？
‪-我是聽高山先生說的

619
00:50:44,541 --> 00:50:45,833
‪你那隻左手…

620
00:50:48,958 --> 00:50:50,125
‪我左手怎麼了嗎？

621
00:50:54,250 --> 00:50:57,375
‪聽說是你餓得受不了
‪自己吃掉的，請問是真的嗎？

622
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:11,333
‪笨蛋，我又不是章魚
‪我幹嘛要吃自己的手？

623
00:51:11,416 --> 00:51:13,500
‪我肚子沒那麼餓好嗎？笨蛋！

624
00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:18,833
‪可是這樣游泳很不方便耶
‪游著游著就會向左彎

625
00:51:18,916 --> 00:51:21,958
‪沒錯，游著游著就游回原地了

626
00:51:22,041 --> 00:51:22,875
‪你給我閉嘴！笨蛋

627
00:51:22,958 --> 00:51:25,416
‪-別看我這樣，我擅長游泳
‪-是嗎？

628
00:51:25,500 --> 00:51:28,333
‪可是每次比賽
‪我總是輸別人一個手掌

629
00:51:28,416 --> 00:51:30,250
‪笨蛋！不要逼我說！

630
00:51:30,333 --> 00:51:33,791
{\an8}‪（淺草法蘭西座）

631
00:51:33,875 --> 00:51:34,750
‪你不是大人嗎？

632
00:51:34,833 --> 00:51:37,250
‪-我是小孩
‪-小孩？你不要胡說

633
00:51:37,333 --> 00:51:39,500
‪-那你幾歲？
‪-我8歲

634
00:51:39,583 --> 00:51:40,541
‪8歲？

635
00:51:40,625 --> 00:51:42,583
‪這怎麼看都超過30歲了吧

636
00:51:42,666 --> 00:51:44,666
‪叔叔，我真的只有8歲

637
00:51:44,750 --> 00:51:46,083
‪8歲？太扯了

638
00:51:46,166 --> 00:51:49,708
‪那小弟弟，你今天都做了什麼啊？

639
00:51:49,791 --> 00:51:51,666
‪今天我去了動物園

640
00:51:51,750 --> 00:51:52,708
‪動物園？

641
00:51:52,791 --> 00:51:56,958
‪動物園裡有好多馬
‪我一開心就把錢全押進去了

642
00:51:57,041 --> 00:52:00,125
‪你那是去賭馬吧，那裡不叫動物園！

643
00:52:00,208 --> 00:52:05,125
‪不過東八真是不簡單啊
‪聽說最近每家電視台都在找你上節目

644
00:52:05,208 --> 00:52:07,000
‪沒有啦

645
00:52:07,541 --> 00:52:10,166
‪你這囂張的小子，現在也出人頭地了

646
00:52:10,708 --> 00:52:11,750
‪這都要感謝師父

647
00:52:13,916 --> 00:52:18,708
‪話說回來，那個叫阿武的小夥子
‪才多久沒見就進步很多啊

648
00:52:18,791 --> 00:52:20,708
‪-喔，是嗎？
‪-是啊

649
00:52:20,791 --> 00:52:25,000
‪最近甚至有不少觀眾
‪是專程來看他的短劇

650
00:52:26,416 --> 00:52:29,416
‪那小子說不定會成功喔

651
00:52:29,500 --> 00:52:30,625
‪這樣啊

652
00:52:33,291 --> 00:52:34,791
‪話說師父啊

653
00:52:37,083 --> 00:52:41,250
‪我有聽到一些傳言

654
00:52:45,125 --> 00:52:46,583
‪實在不好意思問

655
00:52:48,083 --> 00:52:51,708
‪但最近這裡的經營
‪是不是相當困難啊？

656
00:52:52,958 --> 00:52:53,916
‪什麼？

657
00:52:57,291 --> 00:52:58,125
‪是啊

658
00:52:58,708 --> 00:53:01,333
‪經營困難也不是一兩天的事了

659
00:53:03,916 --> 00:53:09,333
‪是這樣的，我有個徒弟開了一間公司

660
00:53:10,166 --> 00:53:15,166
‪他說公司目前還可以多雇一個人
‪你要不要去試試看？

661
00:53:20,875 --> 00:53:22,208
‪你這話什麼意思？

662
00:53:22,958 --> 00:53:26,875
‪你是要我離開舞台嗎？

663
00:53:28,291 --> 00:53:29,958
‪師父也明白吧？

664
00:53:30,916 --> 00:53:32,333
‪時代不一樣了

665
00:53:33,291 --> 00:53:37,416
‪不管是法蘭西座，還是淺草
‪人都是越來越少

666
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:40,416
‪差不多是時候把這裡讓出去
‪或者乾脆關閉…

667
00:53:40,500 --> 00:53:41,375
‪你給我閉嘴！

668
00:53:42,583 --> 00:53:44,416
‪時代不一樣了？

669
00:53:44,958 --> 00:53:46,416
‪是誰害的？

670
00:53:46,916 --> 00:53:49,875
‪不就是拋棄淺草
‪轉投電視的你們這些人嗎？

671
00:53:49,958 --> 00:53:53,875
{\an8}‪不是的，師父
‪你過去對我有恩，我是想要幫你…

672
00:53:53,958 --> 00:53:57,833
‪你難得過來看我
‪竟然是來講這種廢話

673
00:53:57,916 --> 00:53:59,125
‪你給我回去！

674
00:54:00,583 --> 00:54:02,500
‪-師父…
‪-回去！

675
00:54:07,791 --> 00:54:11,666
‪不必現在做決定，你考慮一下吧

676
00:54:21,458 --> 00:54:23,583
‪凡事拿第一名不是很好嗎？

677
00:54:23,666 --> 00:54:26,750
‪如果成績不怎麼樣
‪進個不怎麼樣的大學

678
00:54:26,833 --> 00:54:29,083
‪最後也就是當個不怎麼樣的國中老師

679
00:54:29,166 --> 00:54:30,583
‪你是在嘲笑我嗎？

680
00:54:32,083 --> 00:54:32,916
‪妳覺得怎樣？

681
00:54:33,833 --> 00:54:34,916
‪什麼？

682
00:54:35,791 --> 00:54:37,958
‪我又不懂短劇漫才

683
00:54:38,041 --> 00:54:40,583
‪妳就用觀眾的角度坦白說

684
00:54:43,250 --> 00:54:45,083
‪前半段比較有趣

685
00:54:45,166 --> 00:54:49,500
‪沒錯，就是從中間開始變差的

686
00:55:01,458 --> 00:55:02,291
‪怎麼了？

687
00:55:03,416 --> 00:55:05,416
‪不，沒事

688
00:55:08,750 --> 00:55:10,125
‪話說…

689
00:55:12,166 --> 00:55:16,000
‪渥美清和萩本欽一這些人

690
00:55:17,125 --> 00:55:18,791
‪都曾經站在這裡不是嗎？

691
00:55:20,583 --> 00:55:26,166
‪我就在想像他們是不是
‪也像我們一樣在這裡排練

692
00:55:28,291 --> 00:55:31,375
‪這麼一想就感覺真是不得了

693
00:55:33,916 --> 00:55:38,166
‪阿武，你真覺得自己
‪能變得跟阿欽一樣嗎？

694
00:55:38,250 --> 00:55:40,416
‪我如果沒這麼想，就不會進這行了

695
00:55:45,916 --> 00:55:49,333
‪-千春也可以唱歌啊
‪-什麼？

696
00:55:49,916 --> 00:55:52,958
‪我有想過，妳歌唱得這麼好

697
00:55:53,041 --> 00:55:56,333
‪既然脫衣舞秀的空檔可以演短劇
‪為什麼不能唱歌呢？

698
00:55:57,125 --> 00:55:58,666
‪我對唱歌已經…

699
00:55:59,250 --> 00:56:01,375
‪妳的歌喉絕對值得人付錢

700
00:56:02,708 --> 00:56:04,416
‪井上他會彈吉他

701
00:56:04,500 --> 00:56:05,916
‪-對吧？
‪-什麼？

702
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:07,708
‪-吉他
‪-對

703
00:56:08,208 --> 00:56:10,625
‪阿武，我把這裡改了一下…

704
00:56:13,833 --> 00:56:16,666
‪明天我會跟師父建議，好嗎？

705
00:56:16,750 --> 00:56:18,958
‪“牆壁都燻成咖啡色”

706
00:56:21,083 --> 00:56:23,083
‪“你都抽哪個牌子的菸？”

707
00:56:23,583 --> 00:56:26,416
‪“這位爸爸，給我一杯酒吧”

708
00:56:27,666 --> 00:56:28,750
‪好

709
00:56:28,833 --> 00:56:29,833
‪覺得怎樣？

710
00:56:31,291 --> 00:56:33,583
‪-這裡可以這樣改…
‪-好

711
00:56:33,666 --> 00:56:38,000
‪下週三有一個人不能來
‪我覺得可以讓千春試試

712
00:56:38,083 --> 00:56:42,666
‪既然得填滿那空出的15分鐘

713
00:56:43,291 --> 00:56:45,666
‪我就想到她歌唱得不錯

714
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:49,625
‪唱歌嗎？

715
00:56:50,500 --> 00:56:51,708
‪我是沒意見啦

716
00:56:51,791 --> 00:56:53,000
‪真的嗎？

717
00:56:53,583 --> 00:56:55,333
‪-可是阿武…
‪-千春！

718
00:56:56,416 --> 00:56:57,500
‪師父答應了

719
00:56:59,708 --> 00:57:00,958
‪真的可以嗎？

720
00:57:02,333 --> 00:57:03,166
‪可以啊

721
00:57:05,208 --> 00:57:06,916
‪謝謝師父

722
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:09,750
‪下週三我會擔任主持人

723
00:57:09,833 --> 00:57:13,208
‪到時就隆重介紹妳出場

724
00:57:22,541 --> 00:57:25,875
‪-井上，那就拜託你了
‪-好

725
00:57:26,791 --> 00:57:28,083
‪（人）

726
00:57:34,208 --> 00:57:36,958
‪想不到妳也有可愛的一面

727
00:57:37,041 --> 00:57:38,250
‪少囉唆

728
00:57:38,333 --> 00:57:39,166
‪寫“鯨”如何？

729
00:57:53,708 --> 00:57:54,916
‪加油

730
00:58:02,500 --> 00:58:05,916
‪好的，氣氛很熱烈

731
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:12,958
‪今晚我們還特別安排了
‪千春小姐來為大家唱一首歌

732
00:58:13,541 --> 00:58:17,250
‪那就有請千春小姐
‪請大家用掌聲歡迎！

733
00:58:55,000 --> 00:59:01,083
‪如果強尼來了請轉告他

734
00:59:02,083 --> 00:59:06,833
‪我等了他兩個鐘頭

735
00:59:08,541 --> 00:59:15,500
‪離開時滿面春風

736
00:59:16,541 --> 00:59:22,791
‪請趁喝酒的時候告訴他

737
00:59:23,791 --> 00:59:30,208
‪如果你算是朋友

738
00:59:30,791 --> 00:59:35,375
‪請你婉轉地跟他說

739
00:59:37,916 --> 00:59:42,791
‪我會搭下一班巴士離去

740
00:59:44,458 --> 00:59:49,208
‪可能往西，也可能往東

741
00:59:52,250 --> 00:59:53,958
‪不知不覺間

742
00:59:56,166 --> 00:59:59,166
‪來到了荒涼的小鎮

743
01:00:00,166 --> 01:00:07,125
‪這樣一座小鎮

744
01:00:17,291 --> 01:00:18,750
‪精彩！

745
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:35,500
‪歌是唱得不錯
‪不過差不多也該脫了吧！

746
01:00:44,208 --> 01:00:48,000
‪強尼也說他想看妳的胸部！

747
01:00:48,083 --> 01:00:50,666
‪-胸部！
‪-胸部！

748
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,375
‪別這麼急嘛

749
01:01:10,750 --> 01:01:12,041
‪再來！

750
01:01:16,291 --> 01:01:17,875
‪剩下的等會兒再說

751
01:01:21,166 --> 01:01:23,416
‪等等啊！喂！

752
01:01:24,583 --> 01:01:27,000
‪喂！

753
01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:40,916
‪嗨

754
01:01:41,416 --> 01:01:42,500
‪好久不見

755
01:01:44,041 --> 01:01:45,583
‪師父他不在

756
01:01:45,666 --> 01:01:47,041
‪沒關係

757
01:01:47,666 --> 01:01:48,500
‪我問你

758
01:01:49,625 --> 01:01:50,666
‪你肚子會餓嗎？

759
01:01:54,291 --> 01:01:57,500
‪你離開法蘭西座之後過得如何？

760
01:01:58,291 --> 01:02:01,291
‪嗯，我就是想找你談這個

761
01:02:03,500 --> 01:02:08,375
‪阿武，要不要跟我一起說漫才？

762
01:02:09,458 --> 01:02:10,291
‪漫才？

763
01:02:10,875 --> 01:02:13,541
‪對，要不要合作？

764
01:02:15,666 --> 01:02:18,375
‪我跟你說，今後的主流是漫才

765
01:02:19,083 --> 01:02:22,666
‪只要有一支麥克風就能演
‪而且全國各地都能演

766
01:02:23,166 --> 01:02:26,833
‪演得好的話還能上電視，賺到很多錢

767
01:02:26,916 --> 01:02:28,416
‪還能開進口車

768
01:02:29,666 --> 01:02:32,625
‪幹嘛突然說這個？我對漫才沒興趣

769
01:02:33,750 --> 01:02:36,166
‪既然你有一身本事

770
01:02:36,750 --> 01:02:39,416
‪都不會想要出去闖闖看
‪測試實力嗎？

771
01:02:39,500 --> 01:02:42,000
‪我出去闖，那法蘭西座怎麼辦？

772
01:02:44,625 --> 01:02:46,291
‪要是我離開了…

773
01:02:47,458 --> 01:02:51,583
‪師父當初也很照顧我
‪所以我實在不想這樣說

774
01:02:52,541 --> 01:02:56,083
‪但老實講，法蘭西座恐怕快不行了吧

775
01:02:56,583 --> 01:02:58,375
‪看觀眾人數也知道

776
01:03:01,500 --> 01:03:02,916
‪所以我更不能走

777
01:03:04,250 --> 01:03:06,583
‪現在要是我走了，這裡怎麼辦？

778
01:03:08,291 --> 01:03:11,208
‪這話也有道理

779
01:03:12,916 --> 01:03:14,666
‪但阿武你自己的意願呢？

780
01:03:15,166 --> 01:03:18,000
‪你是真心想演喜劇吧？

781
01:03:19,625 --> 01:03:23,875
‪傷腦筋，都沒有牌可以拿，看我的！

782
01:03:23,958 --> 01:03:26,291
‪好耶，三光啦！

783
01:03:26,375 --> 01:03:29,083
‪你怎麼還有牌？等一下

784
01:03:29,166 --> 01:03:33,708
‪給我吧，還可以繼續玩啊，來吧！

785
01:03:35,083 --> 01:03:35,916
‪好牌

786
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:37,875
‪阿武，電視轉台

787
01:03:37,958 --> 01:03:38,791
‪-好
‪-50圓

788
01:03:38,875 --> 01:03:41,083
‪繼續看這個會帶來壞運氣

789
01:03:41,166 --> 01:03:45,833
‪-謝謝啊
‪-難怪不順利，原來是漫才，真無聊

790
01:03:45,916 --> 01:03:48,291
‪-還不快發牌
‪-我不想再玩了

791
01:03:48,375 --> 01:03:52,958
‪（松竹演藝場）

792
01:03:53,041 --> 01:03:56,875
‪-我知道我有點晚婚
‪-不是有點，是太晚了

793
01:03:56,958 --> 01:03:59,250
‪-因為我全心打拼事業
‪-是找不到對象吧

794
01:03:59,333 --> 01:04:01,791
‪-我有對象，所以我結婚了
‪-對方應該是放棄了

795
01:04:01,875 --> 01:04:03,000
‪你閉嘴！

796
01:04:03,083 --> 01:04:05,208
‪想說再找大概也沒希望了

797
01:04:05,291 --> 01:04:08,625
‪不過等待還是值得的
‪到場賓客300多人

798
01:04:08,708 --> 01:04:11,458
‪-你還宴客啊？
‪-政界、財金界、演藝圈

799
01:04:11,541 --> 01:04:15,875
‪連赤貝、象拔蚌、扇貝都請了
‪但可惜的是…

800
01:04:15,958 --> 01:04:19,166
‪喂，不准抽菸！
‪壁紙都燻成咖啡色了

801
01:04:19,250 --> 01:04:20,875
‪這不是重點好嗎？

802
01:04:20,958 --> 01:04:24,250
‪-我們這房子是租的，懂不懂啊？
‪-這位爸爸，重點不在這裡

803
01:04:24,333 --> 01:04:29,000
‪-老師，學校房子也是用租的嗎？
‪-這位爸爸，你聽我說

804
01:04:29,083 --> 01:04:32,416
‪現在令郎可能只是抽菸

805
01:04:32,500 --> 01:04:36,458
‪但抽菸接下來就會是偷竊
‪再接下來就是吸膠了

806
01:04:36,541 --> 01:04:41,416
‪吸膠再接下來就是坐牢了
‪不良行為會越來越嚴重

807
01:04:42,708 --> 01:04:44,625
‪阿武！

808
01:04:46,500 --> 01:04:47,333
‪什麼事？

809
01:04:47,416 --> 01:04:48,708
‪你有餵皮皮嗎？

810
01:04:49,708 --> 01:04:50,541
‪什麼？

811
01:04:51,541 --> 01:04:54,166
‪你有沒有餵鸚鵡？

812
01:04:54,875 --> 01:04:56,208
‪啊，對不起

813
01:04:56,291 --> 01:05:01,125
‪我不要你道歉
‪我不是一再叮嚀你要記得餵嗎？

814
01:05:01,750 --> 01:05:03,416
‪因為我忙著準備短劇

815
01:05:04,416 --> 01:05:05,458
‪短劇？

816
01:05:08,708 --> 01:05:12,250
‪有句話我一直想跟你說

817
01:05:12,958 --> 01:05:14,458
‪你有沒有搞錯啊？

818
01:05:15,250 --> 01:05:16,083
‪小幸

819
01:05:16,166 --> 01:05:20,000
‪這裡的觀眾都是來看我們的裸體

820
01:05:20,083 --> 01:05:22,541
‪來看我們的胸部

821
01:05:22,625 --> 01:05:24,958
‪他們不是來看短劇，也不是來聽歌的

822
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:31,291
‪你們的職責就是讓我們能專心跳舞

823
01:05:31,375 --> 01:05:33,375
‪短劇只是過場

824
01:05:33,458 --> 01:05:35,666
‪小幸，妳不要再說了

825
01:05:35,750 --> 01:05:37,166
‪阿武，你可以走了

826
01:05:40,958 --> 01:05:42,625
‪姐姐，我說錯了嗎？

827
01:06:32,791 --> 01:06:36,000
‪（禁止打手槍）

828
01:07:24,833 --> 01:07:26,041
‪歡迎光臨

829
01:07:30,166 --> 01:07:32,250
‪抱歉，我來晚了

830
01:07:32,916 --> 01:07:34,916
‪-今天喝什麼？
‪-一樣的就行了

831
01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:35,833
‪好的

832
01:07:36,333 --> 01:07:37,291
‪怎麼了嗎？

833
01:07:38,958 --> 01:07:42,458
‪沒有啦，就是那個

834
01:07:43,250 --> 01:07:44,291
‪哪個？

835
01:07:45,708 --> 01:07:47,375
‪你上次提到的那個

836
01:07:48,916 --> 01:07:50,541
‪說漫才那件事

837
01:07:53,250 --> 01:07:55,541
‪什麼？所以你的意思…

838
01:08:19,375 --> 01:08:21,916
‪喂，高山，要不要來下一局？

839
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:24,208
‪不，我不玩

840
01:08:24,291 --> 01:08:28,291
‪搞什麼？徒弟怎麼可以拒絕師父？

841
01:08:28,375 --> 01:08:32,125
‪那師父就好意思贏徒弟的錢嗎？

842
01:08:33,083 --> 01:08:34,833
‪你只要贏我就行了啊

843
01:08:35,500 --> 01:08:36,708
‪來玩吧

844
01:08:37,708 --> 01:08:41,416
‪喔，阿武你來了！
‪你願意接受挑戰吧？

845
01:08:43,083 --> 01:08:46,833
‪看到了嗎？這點就是你和他的不同

846
01:08:47,625 --> 01:08:50,166
‪這種決心也會表現在舞台上

847
01:08:50,250 --> 01:08:52,875
‪那就照平常那樣，一點算10圓

848
01:08:55,666 --> 01:08:56,916
‪我不幹了

849
01:08:57,875 --> 01:08:59,041
‪搞什麼啊？

850
01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:04,083
‪你這小子，該不會想玩50圓一點吧？

851
01:09:05,250 --> 01:09:09,666
‪可以啊，我接受你的挑戰
‪放馬過來！

852
01:09:09,750 --> 01:09:11,416
‪我不是這個意思

853
01:09:15,416 --> 01:09:16,458
‪你怎麼了？

854
01:09:19,083 --> 01:09:20,791
‪我要離開法蘭西座

855
01:09:26,416 --> 01:09:29,125
‪請讓我離開這裡
‪到外面闖天下，我想一決勝負

856
01:09:37,958 --> 01:09:39,916
‪我決定要去說漫才

857
01:09:45,416 --> 01:09:49,291
‪我要和以前在這裡的阿清
‪一起搭檔說漫才

858
01:09:49,375 --> 01:09:51,291
‪你這小子在胡說八道什麼？

859
01:09:51,375 --> 01:09:54,583
‪不過會了一點短劇，就想出去闖蕩？

860
01:09:54,666 --> 01:09:58,583
‪像你這種半吊子的傢伙
‪出去又能做什麼？笨蛋

861
01:09:59,125 --> 01:10:03,291
‪而且還是說漫才？
‪你都在我底下學了什麼？混蛋

862
01:10:03,375 --> 01:10:06,625
‪漫才根本算不上是技藝表演！

863
01:10:06,708 --> 01:10:11,166
‪不過就是兩個人站著聊天
‪這樣好意思跟觀眾收錢？

864
01:10:12,583 --> 01:10:15,416
‪這裡幾乎已經沒有付錢的觀眾了啊

865
01:10:16,666 --> 01:10:18,083
‪你說什麼？

866
01:10:18,166 --> 01:10:20,291
‪待在這裡也沒辦法上電視

867
01:10:24,458 --> 01:10:28,291
‪師父對你這麼好
‪你怎麼可以這樣對他說話

868
01:10:31,000 --> 01:10:33,666
‪難道要我們在這裡餓死嗎？

869
01:10:35,833 --> 01:10:36,875
‪什麼？

870
01:10:36,958 --> 01:10:40,208
‪逗那些來看裸體的觀眾笑
‪有什麼意義？

871
01:10:41,125 --> 01:10:44,625
‪就算我博得滿堂大笑，又有什麼用？

872
01:10:45,500 --> 01:10:47,416
‪阿武，你怎麼了？

873
01:10:51,166 --> 01:10:52,083
‪喂

874
01:10:54,916 --> 01:10:57,500
‪你說得快讓我笑掉大牙了，阿武

875
01:10:58,833 --> 01:11:02,041
‪你什麼時候這麼會說笑話了？混蛋

876
01:11:08,375 --> 01:11:10,541
‪是師父你訓練出來的

877
01:11:25,375 --> 01:11:26,333
‪喂

878
01:11:27,625 --> 01:11:28,833
‪喂，阿武！

879
01:11:35,375 --> 01:11:36,333
‪阿武！

880
01:11:46,625 --> 01:11:47,625
‪抱歉

881
01:11:56,291 --> 01:11:57,291
‪很痛耶

882
01:12:04,833 --> 01:12:06,250
‪你不要回來

883
01:12:08,583 --> 01:12:10,000
‪你一定要紅

884
01:12:11,791 --> 01:12:13,458
‪變得跟阿欽一樣有名

885
01:12:14,541 --> 01:12:15,458
‪知道嗎？

886
01:12:18,333 --> 01:12:19,250
‪好

887
01:12:23,041 --> 01:12:24,250
‪要是我紅了…

888
01:12:27,625 --> 01:12:28,791
‪我還是不會讓你上的

889
01:12:34,416 --> 01:12:35,791
‪你快走吧

890
01:12:37,791 --> 01:12:39,958
‪好了，還不快走

891
01:12:58,791 --> 01:13:01,791
‪這樣她當然不會讓我上

892
01:13:09,958 --> 01:13:10,875
‪上誰？

893
01:13:12,125 --> 01:13:14,708
‪等一下，你剛剛說什麼？

894
01:13:20,208 --> 01:13:21,250
‪我啊…

895
01:13:23,041 --> 01:13:27,250
‪曾經和過去的人生一刀兩斷
‪不只是一次，而是兩次

896
01:13:30,541 --> 01:13:34,041
‪這種人怎麼能得過且過，笨蛋

897
01:13:37,875 --> 01:13:42,875
‪阿武，你要上誰？是什麼意思？

898
01:13:42,958 --> 01:13:44,666
‪你很煩耶，你去睡覺啦

899
01:13:45,666 --> 01:13:48,416
‪-可是你說要上…
‪-你閉嘴

900
01:13:49,875 --> 01:13:51,625
‪但是我很好奇啊

901
01:13:52,916 --> 01:13:55,541
‪我想嘗試沒人試過的漫才

902
01:13:56,916 --> 01:13:57,916
‪什麼意思？

903
01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:01,291
‪我要摧毀過去的漫才表演方式

904
01:14:02,125 --> 01:14:06,291
‪首先“松鶴家”什麼的
‪當作團名太落伍了

905
01:14:06,375 --> 01:14:10,500
‪什麼？所以是要改團名嗎？

906
01:14:10,583 --> 01:14:15,500
‪美國有一個叫萊尼布魯斯的諧星
‪他因為嗑太多藥，年紀輕輕就死了

907
01:14:15,583 --> 01:14:18,500
‪我以前曾經在爵士咖啡店打工

908
01:14:19,083 --> 01:14:21,166
‪每首曲子都有它的節奏

909
01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:26,791
‪那位萊尼布魯斯不僅種族歧視
‪批判宗教，什麼都敢講

910
01:14:27,541 --> 01:14:29,708
‪我就是想像他那樣

911
01:14:29,791 --> 01:14:33,291
‪有八拍的，有四拍的

912
01:14:33,916 --> 01:14:36,625
‪我們是兩人搭檔，所以是…

913
01:14:38,458 --> 01:14:39,791
‪TWO BEAT

914
01:14:40,416 --> 01:14:43,000
‪（TWO BEAT）

915
01:14:44,375 --> 01:14:45,333
‪大家好

916
01:14:45,416 --> 01:14:47,541
‪我們是TWO BEAT

917
01:14:47,625 --> 01:14:50,375
‪那位老奶奶
‪妳可別聽漫才聽到一半就死掉

918
01:14:50,458 --> 01:14:51,750
‪你不要亂說啦

919
01:15:00,333 --> 01:15:02,125
‪有點多，這給妳

920
01:15:02,208 --> 01:15:03,833
‪-拿好
‪-謝謝

921
01:15:03,916 --> 01:15:05,875
‪來，這拿去

922
01:15:05,958 --> 01:15:07,250
‪妳數數看

923
01:15:07,333 --> 01:15:09,250
‪不好意思，常麻煩你

924
01:15:14,166 --> 01:15:15,583
‪不好意思

925
01:15:17,083 --> 01:15:18,291
‪請喝茶

926
01:15:18,958 --> 01:15:22,666
‪那人是叫阿武嗎？
‪之前待過你們法蘭西座的

927
01:15:23,708 --> 01:15:27,708
‪他現在和阿清組成搭檔
‪聽說很有人氣呢

928
01:15:28,250 --> 01:15:30,041
‪我也有聽說

929
01:15:31,875 --> 01:15:36,541
‪現在甚至有同業的諧星
‪會去排站票看他們的演出

930
01:15:36,625 --> 01:15:38,500
‪所以真是不簡單

931
01:15:38,583 --> 01:15:43,666
‪這樣啊，原來他們這麼紅？

932
01:15:45,666 --> 01:15:48,083
‪這我確認過了

933
01:15:49,791 --> 01:15:53,666
‪這裡要簽名，形式上還是需要簽

934
01:16:00,291 --> 01:16:02,625
‪（三十萬圓本票）

935
01:16:02,708 --> 01:16:07,041
‪話說你們打算撐到什麼時候啊？

936
01:16:07,125 --> 01:16:08,041
‪什麼？

937
01:16:08,125 --> 01:16:09,416
‪法蘭西座啊

938
01:16:10,791 --> 01:16:12,583
‪經營很困難吧？

939
01:16:13,583 --> 01:16:15,250
‪不要再撐了啦

940
01:16:17,000 --> 01:16:19,416
‪這種事是要繼續到什麼時候？

941
01:16:24,166 --> 01:16:26,375
‪時代不一樣了

942
01:16:28,125 --> 01:16:29,583
‪妳也跟深見說吧

943
01:16:31,666 --> 01:16:33,125
‪那這張給你

944
01:16:36,791 --> 01:16:38,375
‪謝謝你

945
01:16:46,625 --> 01:16:49,583
‪中午那場取消了

946
01:16:50,250 --> 01:16:51,625
‪什麼？

947
01:16:53,000 --> 01:16:57,000
‪那也早說啊，我們在準備耶

948
01:16:59,125 --> 01:17:02,916
‪少囉唆，那妳們找客人來啊

949
01:17:06,000 --> 01:17:08,458
‪怎麼辦？要去吃飯嗎？

950
01:17:08,541 --> 01:17:09,750
‪不太想去

951
01:17:26,833 --> 01:17:30,750
‪（TWO BEAT）

952
01:17:30,833 --> 01:17:32,833
‪明年日本的法律會改

953
01:17:32,916 --> 01:17:37,375
‪-超過80歲的通通判死刑
‪-你不要胡說八道，那怎麼可能！

954
01:17:37,458 --> 01:17:40,750
‪-雖然這麼說，其實我對老人很親切
‪-真的嗎？

955
01:17:40,833 --> 01:17:43,791
‪當然是真的
‪上次在銀座有老奶奶跟我問路

956
01:17:43,875 --> 01:17:45,875
‪-我就親切地為她指出捷徑
‪-這樣啊

957
01:17:45,958 --> 01:17:48,500
‪-於是她開心地走上了高速公路
‪-不行啦！

958
01:17:49,500 --> 01:17:52,708
‪-萬一被車撞了怎麼辦？
‪-現在很多交通事故

959
01:17:52,791 --> 01:17:55,416
‪-畢竟車子多
‪-所以請熟記交通安全標語

960
01:17:55,500 --> 01:17:58,041
‪-有各種交通安全標語
‪-“當心一時就能避免受傷毀一生”

961
01:17:58,125 --> 01:18:02,083
‪-“有精神的孩子要衝到車子前”
‪-哪有這種標語！怎麼可能！

962
01:18:02,166 --> 01:18:04,416
‪“團結力量大，一起闖紅燈不用怕”

963
01:18:04,500 --> 01:18:06,791
‪很可怕啦！不可以闖紅燈！

964
01:18:06,875 --> 01:18:09,500
‪還有“老奶奶買衛生棉條
‪一切只是為了虛榮心”

965
01:18:09,583 --> 01:18:11,166
‪-什麼啦？
‪-各種標語都有

966
01:18:11,250 --> 01:18:12,250
‪根本和交通無關吧！

967
01:18:12,333 --> 01:18:14,916
‪“別在意，反正老奶奶命也不長”

968
01:18:15,000 --> 01:18:17,833
‪不要再說了！
‪你為什麼一定要這麼殘酷？

969
01:18:17,916 --> 01:18:20,125
‪“要當心！醜女在等鹹豬手”

970
01:18:20,208 --> 01:18:23,041
‪你在說什麼莫名其妙的話啦？
‪交通安全標語呢？

971
01:18:23,125 --> 01:18:25,750
‪少囉唆，反正山形
‪根本就沒有交通安全標語吧

972
01:18:25,833 --> 01:18:27,458
‪怎麼會沒有，山形也是會有

973
01:18:27,541 --> 01:18:29,583
‪-話說這小子是山形縣出身
‪-我是山形人

974
01:18:29,666 --> 01:18:33,125
‪-他在來東京之前，從來沒見過人
‪-喂！

975
01:18:33,208 --> 01:18:36,208
‪-他爸爸不久前還是個食人族
‪-什麼食人族？

976
01:18:36,291 --> 01:18:38,500
‪有飛機飛過，大家還會出來跪拜

977
01:18:38,583 --> 01:18:41,833
‪-我們哪有跪拜！
‪-不管飛過的是哪種飛機，都說是B29

978
01:18:41,916 --> 01:18:43,375
‪並沒有！

979
01:18:46,500 --> 01:18:48,416
‪我乃月影武藏…

980
01:18:48,500 --> 01:18:50,583
‪好懊悔啊…你這個笨蛋！

981
01:18:51,083 --> 01:18:53,000
‪-別這麼快殺過來！
‪-抱歉

982
01:18:53,083 --> 01:18:56,208
‪我正在帥氣地講開場白
‪等我講完了你再過來

983
01:18:56,291 --> 01:18:57,125
‪對不起

984
01:18:57,708 --> 01:19:01,416
‪我乃第三代月影武藏！

985
01:19:01,500 --> 01:19:04,333
‪-麻里也喝嘛
‪-啊，謝謝

986
01:19:04,416 --> 01:19:06,916
‪就是要喝酒，來

987
01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:08,750
‪對，喝吧

988
01:19:12,083 --> 01:19:14,416
‪真是個好女人！

989
01:19:29,125 --> 01:19:31,416
‪喂？是我

990
01:19:35,083 --> 01:19:36,875
‪不好意思，你這麼忙還打擾你

991
01:19:48,750 --> 01:19:50,958
‪麻里，這個就麻煩妳了

992
01:19:53,041 --> 01:19:54,208
‪好的

993
01:19:57,416 --> 01:20:00,041
‪來，讓各位久等了！

994
01:20:00,958 --> 01:20:04,916
‪-您在等我嗎？
‪-就是在等妳！

995
01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:06,458
‪來…

996
01:20:06,541 --> 01:20:08,000
‪給妳

997
01:20:08,083 --> 01:20:09,583
‪-我嗎？
‪-我來幫妳斟酒

998
01:20:09,666 --> 01:20:11,458
‪很好…

999
01:20:55,541 --> 01:20:57,625
‪-川村先生
‪-是

1000
01:20:58,125 --> 01:20:59,583
‪-什麼事？
‪-我跟你提過的那位

1001
01:20:59,666 --> 01:21:03,083
‪喔，這樣啊，那請過來這邊吧

1002
01:21:03,958 --> 01:21:05,125
‪我看看…

1003
01:21:05,208 --> 01:21:06,875
‪-請多指教
‪-請多指教

1004
01:21:06,958 --> 01:21:10,583
‪把這個和這個，放在這邊

1005
01:21:10,666 --> 01:21:13,583
‪然後把螺絲釘像這樣…

1006
01:21:14,416 --> 01:21:15,458
‪再翻過來

1007
01:21:30,291 --> 01:21:32,041
‪麻里小姐？

1008
01:21:33,708 --> 01:21:34,541
‪麻里小姐！

1009
01:21:34,625 --> 01:21:35,625
‪妳還好嗎？

1010
01:21:37,541 --> 01:21:40,166
‪我牙好痛

1011
01:21:40,666 --> 01:21:41,833
‪你有在刷牙嗎？

1012
01:21:45,208 --> 01:21:47,333
‪我問你，深見先生

1013
01:21:48,291 --> 01:21:50,375
‪聽說你以前是諧星，真的嗎？

1014
01:21:51,125 --> 01:21:52,166
‪是的，沒錯

1015
01:21:52,250 --> 01:21:54,125
‪-你以前是諧星啊？
‪-對

1016
01:21:54,208 --> 01:21:55,750
‪-他是諧星
‪-天啊！

1017
01:21:55,833 --> 01:21:57,333
‪那你現在表演吧

1018
01:21:57,833 --> 01:21:58,875
‪你不是諧星嗎？

1019
01:21:58,958 --> 01:22:01,041
‪-好想看
‪-所以你應該會一些吧？

1020
01:22:01,125 --> 01:22:04,666
‪譬如魔術或落語之類的
‪表演給我們看嘛

1021
01:22:04,750 --> 01:22:07,000
‪-好不好？拜託
‪-深見先生

1022
01:22:07,083 --> 01:22:09,250
‪-表演一下嘛
‪-現在好想看

1023
01:22:09,333 --> 01:22:11,625
‪-那我就表演囉
‪-太好了！

1024
01:22:12,333 --> 01:22:13,625
‪麻煩你了

1025
01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:18,833
‪這沒有弄虛作假

1026
01:22:20,666 --> 01:22:22,125
‪現在來瞧瞧…

1027
01:22:29,083 --> 01:22:31,250
‪手指竟然不見了

1028
01:22:40,125 --> 01:22:41,125
‪啊，深見先生

1029
01:22:41,708 --> 01:22:43,750
‪-什麼事？
‪-有你的電話

1030
01:22:43,833 --> 01:22:44,666
‪電話？

1031
01:22:46,208 --> 01:22:47,208
‪敝姓黑田

1032
01:22:47,291 --> 01:22:48,791
‪（東京電視12頻道導播）

1033
01:22:52,416 --> 01:22:54,750
‪-電視演出嗎？
‪-是的

1034
01:22:55,416 --> 01:22:58,708
‪下週五臨時有了空缺

1035
01:23:00,833 --> 01:23:01,666
‪如何？

1036
01:23:01,750 --> 01:23:04,625
‪可是我們在這裡也有演出…

1037
01:23:04,708 --> 01:23:08,416
‪沒問題，我們會配合的

1038
01:23:09,250 --> 01:23:10,708
‪-真的嗎？
‪-真的！

1039
01:23:12,583 --> 01:23:14,291
‪我們應該幾點過去？

1040
01:23:17,916 --> 01:23:20,500
‪真是謝謝您

1041
01:23:20,583 --> 01:23:22,416
‪我簡直嚇壞了

1042
01:23:22,500 --> 01:23:25,708
‪-你認識谷口太太吧？
‪-認識

1043
01:23:25,791 --> 01:23:29,791
‪她碰巧經過，趕忙打電話給我

1044
01:23:30,416 --> 01:23:31,666
‪這樣啊

1045
01:23:31,750 --> 01:23:36,166
‪總之先拿這些錢去吃點美食吧

1046
01:23:36,250 --> 01:23:39,750
‪不用啦，師父，你不用這麼客氣啦

1047
01:23:41,583 --> 01:23:43,250
‪真的不用了

1048
01:23:44,833 --> 01:23:46,291
‪-真不好意思
‪-那我走了

1049
01:23:46,375 --> 01:23:48,583
‪-好好照顧麻里喔
‪-好

1050
01:23:49,375 --> 01:23:50,708
‪對不起

1051
01:23:50,791 --> 01:23:54,708
‪妳躺著，別起來！不要勉強

1052
01:23:54,791 --> 01:23:56,375
‪-好
‪-那我走了

1053
01:23:58,250 --> 01:23:59,250
‪謝謝啊

1054
01:24:03,791 --> 01:24:05,833
‪妳要坐起來嗎？

1055
01:24:05,916 --> 01:24:07,125
‪可以嗎？

1056
01:24:07,916 --> 01:24:09,041
‪等我一下

1057
01:24:13,625 --> 01:24:15,333
‪要不要喝茶？

1058
01:24:27,375 --> 01:24:29,375
‪-給妳
‪-謝謝

1059
01:24:40,458 --> 01:24:45,916
‪真是抱歉，讓妳勉強自己

1060
01:24:48,833 --> 01:24:53,625
‪不過我也找到工作了

1061
01:24:57,583 --> 01:25:01,166
{\an8}‪還不是東八那小子

1062
01:25:01,250 --> 01:25:07,125
‪他說實在很缺人手
‪所以一定要我幫忙

1063
01:25:07,625 --> 01:25:12,125
‪徒弟遇上煩惱
‪我總不能坐視不管對吧？

1064
01:25:12,916 --> 01:25:14,250
‪真是傷腦筋

1065
01:25:15,333 --> 01:25:16,958
‪你會東山再起吧？

1066
01:25:18,375 --> 01:25:19,291
‪什麼？

1067
01:25:19,875 --> 01:25:22,458
‪你是適合在舞台上的人

1068
01:25:25,791 --> 01:25:28,875
‪我喜歡舞台上的你

1069
01:25:32,333 --> 01:25:35,541
‪意思是妳不喜歡平常的我嗎？

1070
01:25:36,500 --> 01:25:38,833
‪平常的你有什麼好讓人喜歡的？

1071
01:25:41,958 --> 01:25:43,166
‪那倒是沒錯

1072
01:25:44,500 --> 01:25:48,083
‪你在舞台上好性感

1073
01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:51,750
‪無論是站姿還是說話的方式

1074
01:25:51,833 --> 01:25:56,541
‪都有一種“我是淺草的深見”的氣勢

1075
01:25:58,791 --> 01:26:00,708
‪妳現在說這些幹嘛？

1076
01:26:01,291 --> 01:26:02,750
‪妳是撞到腦袋了嗎？

1077
01:26:05,541 --> 01:26:08,416
‪我會幫你拿回法蘭西座

1078
01:26:09,791 --> 01:26:10,625
‪什麼？

1079
01:26:11,333 --> 01:26:15,583
‪就算不是法蘭西座
‪換個小一點的地方也行

1080
01:26:15,666 --> 01:26:19,166
‪我果然還是想看你站在舞台上

1081
01:26:19,916 --> 01:26:20,833
‪好嗎？

1082
01:26:29,125 --> 01:26:32,583
‪不瞞妳說
‪我現在正在構思一段新短劇

1083
01:26:33,208 --> 01:26:34,250
‪真的啊？

1084
01:26:35,041 --> 01:26:38,750
‪我這次想讓狗上台

1085
01:26:39,291 --> 01:26:42,083
‪狗？真的狗嗎？

1086
01:26:42,166 --> 01:26:43,625
‪沒錯

1087
01:26:43,708 --> 01:26:46,083
‪-不是有那種警犬嗎？
‪-是啊

1088
01:26:46,916 --> 01:26:49,583
‪首先內衣小偷從左側上台

1089
01:26:49,666 --> 01:26:50,916
‪討厭啦

1090
01:26:51,000 --> 01:26:54,041
‪小偷說：“今天也是大豐收”

1091
01:26:54,125 --> 01:26:56,291
‪然後狗就開始叫了

1092
01:26:56,375 --> 01:26:57,666
‪汪汪！

1093
01:26:57,750 --> 01:26:59,291
‪“發生什麼事了？”

1094
01:26:59,375 --> 01:27:01,958
‪你為什麼要阻止我？笨蛋
‪你讓我自殺啊！笨蛋

1095
01:27:02,041 --> 01:27:04,416
‪-你不讓我自殺，我會死的，笨蛋
‪-你在說什麼啊？

1096
01:27:04,500 --> 01:27:06,166
‪-這人說的話莫名其妙
‪-實在聽不懂

1097
01:27:06,250 --> 01:27:08,875
‪前陣子隔壁鄰居的兒子
‪在我開門那瞬間

1098
01:27:08,958 --> 01:27:11,333
‪-企圖用瓦斯橡膠管上吊自殺
‪-瓦斯橡膠管？

1099
01:27:11,416 --> 01:27:13,625
‪-我阻止他，“你在幹什麼？”
‪-阻止了他？很好

1100
01:27:13,708 --> 01:27:15,416
‪-“瓦斯管要含在嘴裡”
‪-這樣死更快吧

1101
01:27:15,500 --> 01:27:18,166
‪-要用正確方式使用瓦斯
‪-也不需在這時用正確用法吧

1102
01:27:18,250 --> 01:27:20,166
‪-現在怪人很多
‪-那倒是真的

1103
01:27:20,250 --> 01:27:22,958
‪-做什麼事都會太專心
‪-沒錯

1104
01:27:25,875 --> 01:27:27,166
‪你們這是在幹嘛？

1105
01:27:28,041 --> 01:27:30,583
‪-怎麼了？
‪-這裡又不是劇場

1106
01:27:30,666 --> 01:27:33,583
‪這是電視節目，而且是現場直播

1107
01:27:34,708 --> 01:27:37,958
‪怎麼可以嘲笑醜女或提到自殺的話題

1108
01:27:39,916 --> 01:27:43,000
‪沒有其他電視可以播的段子嗎？

1109
01:27:44,500 --> 01:27:46,125
‪你們還有時間

1110
01:27:47,250 --> 01:27:48,625
‪趕快想一想吧

1111
01:27:51,166 --> 01:27:52,125
‪好的

1112
01:27:55,083 --> 01:27:56,291
‪把這一段…

1113
01:27:57,750 --> 01:28:00,375
‪換成滑雪那個段子如何？

1114
01:28:00,458 --> 01:28:05,958
‪啊，可是那個人說也不能提到醜女

1115
01:28:12,583 --> 01:28:17,333
‪那就換成用金屬球棒打腦袋那個

1116
01:28:17,416 --> 01:28:18,833
‪那個段子嗎？

1117
01:28:20,041 --> 01:28:23,666
‪可是那個段子觀眾的反應不夠好

1118
01:28:28,333 --> 01:28:29,750
‪-全部剁碎
‪-是喔

1119
01:28:30,291 --> 01:28:31,500
‪-剁！
‪-什麼？

1120
01:28:31,583 --> 01:28:32,583
‪剛才那是怎樣？

1121
01:28:32,666 --> 01:28:34,125
‪-最後一刀！
‪-夠了！

1122
01:28:34,708 --> 01:28:35,708
‪謝謝大家！

1123
01:28:39,541 --> 01:28:43,791
‪剛才是“喜劇第一名”的兩位
‪帶給大家的演出，真是有趣

1124
01:28:43,875 --> 01:28:47,125
‪他們能夠繼續保持優勝嗎？

1125
01:28:47,208 --> 01:28:49,083
‪在這之前先看這段

1126
01:28:50,666 --> 01:28:52,750
‪好，進廣告了

1127
01:28:52,833 --> 01:28:56,708
‪剛才是“喜劇第一名”的兩位，謝謝

1128
01:28:59,541 --> 01:29:02,625
‪沒問題嗎？有沒有笑到累了？

1129
01:29:03,750 --> 01:29:09,583
‪想要補妝的可以趁現在去洗手間

1130
01:29:09,666 --> 01:29:13,541
‪接下來還有更多好笑的諧星…

1131
01:29:13,625 --> 01:29:18,333
‪沒問題啦，電視不過就是另一種劇場

1132
01:29:34,458 --> 01:29:37,500
‪接下來還有許多優秀的諧星…

1133
01:29:45,000 --> 01:29:46,916
‪你都在我底下學了什麼？笨蛋

1134
01:29:48,958 --> 01:29:49,791
‪你不要回來

1135
01:29:51,916 --> 01:29:53,125
‪可不要被人笑

1136
01:29:57,875 --> 01:29:59,166
‪而是要逗人笑

1137
01:30:04,833 --> 01:30:06,250
‪還剩五秒畫面交回棚內！

1138
01:30:06,875 --> 01:30:08,083
‪-四！三！
‪-阿武？

1139
01:30:09,541 --> 01:30:10,583
‪我不幹了

1140
01:30:11,583 --> 01:30:12,875
‪這是什麼意思？

1141
01:30:12,958 --> 01:30:15,041
‪我們維持原來那個段子

1142
01:30:15,791 --> 01:30:16,916
‪照原來的去講

1143
01:30:17,666 --> 01:30:18,666
‪不，可是…

1144
01:30:18,750 --> 01:30:23,000
‪那麼接下來請本週的挑戰者上場

1145
01:30:23,583 --> 01:30:28,375
‪淺草受人矚目的新星
‪TWO BEAT，歡迎他們！

1146
01:31:32,125 --> 01:31:33,416
‪柯曼妮奇！

1147
01:31:33,500 --> 01:31:35,500
‪柯曼妮奇！

1148
01:31:35,583 --> 01:31:37,625
‪-柯曼妮奇！
‪-小智！

1149
01:31:37,708 --> 01:31:40,083
‪-該走了
‪-啊，媽媽！

1150
01:31:40,166 --> 01:31:42,541
‪剛才阿武就在這裡！

1151
01:31:42,625 --> 01:31:44,708
‪哪一個阿武啊？

1152
01:31:44,791 --> 01:31:47,666
‪彼得武啊，他剛剛就在這裡！

1153
01:31:48,250 --> 01:31:52,333
‪別說傻話了！
‪我們快回去吧，爸爸在等我們

1154
01:31:53,333 --> 01:31:56,750
‪是真的喔，妳看，還有簽名呢

1155
01:31:59,958 --> 01:32:03,166
‪我問妳喔，媽媽，這個字怎麼唸？

1156
01:32:12,958 --> 01:32:13,916
‪這個字啊…

1157
01:32:18,541 --> 01:32:20,250
‪唸作“鯨”

1158
01:32:20,333 --> 01:32:21,666
‪是喔

1159
01:32:25,583 --> 01:32:27,416
‪好，我們回家吃飯吧

1160
01:32:31,583 --> 01:32:32,791
‪來唱歌

1161
01:32:32,875 --> 01:32:34,791
‪好啊，要唱什麼？

1162
01:32:36,000 --> 01:32:37,375
‪那就唱…

1163
01:32:37,875 --> 01:32:41,666
‪小熊看見捉迷藏

1164
01:32:41,750 --> 01:32:45,500
‪光屁股的孩子拿了第一名

1165
01:32:45,583 --> 01:32:49,458
‪夕陽西下，明天見

1166
01:32:49,541 --> 01:32:52,166
‪明天再見

1167
01:32:59,500 --> 01:33:01,416
‪-歡迎光臨！
‪-妳好

1168
01:33:05,750 --> 01:33:08,333
‪-老樣子
‪-好的，韭菜炒蛋一份

1169
01:33:08,416 --> 01:33:09,250
‪好的

1170
01:33:11,541 --> 01:33:15,333
‪老闆娘，幹嘛看棒球啊？
‪今天不是有《漫才》嗎？

1171
01:33:15,416 --> 01:33:16,916
‪擊出一支全壘打！

1172
01:33:19,833 --> 01:33:21,625
‪做壞事會下地獄的

1173
01:33:21,708 --> 01:33:23,916
‪喔，果然是TWO BEAT

1174
01:33:24,000 --> 01:33:27,125
‪他們還真是厲害

1175
01:33:27,708 --> 01:33:31,958
‪現在想想他們當時在淺草
‪感覺滿不可思議的

1176
01:33:32,500 --> 01:33:35,083
‪我想看棒球

1177
01:33:35,166 --> 01:33:38,375
‪說這什麼話啊？老闆娘
‪妳什麼時候對棒球那麼有興趣…

1178
01:33:39,916 --> 01:33:41,833
‪對喔，今天是巨人戰

1179
01:33:41,916 --> 01:33:43,000
‪不准轉台！

1180
01:33:45,333 --> 01:33:47,416
‪不准給我轉台

1181
01:33:47,500 --> 01:33:50,041
‪-第二間房間有什麼？
‪-這次是在冰塊上面

1182
01:33:50,125 --> 01:33:53,208
‪大家光腳踩在冰塊上
‪紛紛喊著：“好冷！”

1183
01:33:53,291 --> 01:33:55,791
‪-這樣腳會凍傷的
‪-拜託饒了我吧

1184
01:33:55,875 --> 01:33:57,958
‪-誰受得了啊
‪-結果他說這是最後一個世界

1185
01:33:58,041 --> 01:34:00,041
‪-那第三個房間呢？
‪-我一打開房門…

1186
01:34:00,125 --> 01:34:03,500
‪看到大家都像這樣泡在大便裡

1187
01:34:03,583 --> 01:34:04,416
‪泡在大便裡？

1188
01:34:04,500 --> 01:34:05,583
‪-而且在抽菸
‪-抽菸？

1189
01:34:05,666 --> 01:34:09,916
‪不過師父，最近他們的
‪表現變得有點差呢

1190
01:34:10,000 --> 01:34:13,791
‪感覺他們上電視後，表演功夫變差了

1191
01:34:14,458 --> 01:34:19,458
‪既然叫做諧星，技藝最重要

1192
01:34:19,541 --> 01:34:21,583
‪-這麼一想…
‪-喂

1193
01:34:25,083 --> 01:34:27,791
‪你這傢伙從剛才就在嘀咕什麼？

1194
01:34:27,875 --> 01:34:28,833
‪什麼？

1195
01:34:31,666 --> 01:34:34,416
‪你一個外行人還說得一副很懂的樣子

1196
01:34:35,333 --> 01:34:38,041
‪你懂他們的什麼了？笨蛋！

1197
01:34:38,708 --> 01:34:40,166
‪你說他們沒有技藝？

1198
01:34:40,875 --> 01:34:43,500
‪你以為他們是誰的徒弟？混蛋！

1199
01:34:43,583 --> 01:34:45,125
‪-你這傢伙！
‪-你要幹嘛？

1200
01:34:48,375 --> 01:34:50,250
‪師父，你還好嗎？對不起

1201
01:34:50,333 --> 01:34:52,333
‪你在搞什麼啊？

1202
01:34:52,416 --> 01:34:53,750
‪-因為…
‪-真受不了你！

1203
01:34:53,833 --> 01:34:56,708
‪你趕快回去啦！

1204
01:34:56,791 --> 01:34:58,000
‪喂，老公！

1205
01:34:58,083 --> 01:35:01,041
‪-也不想想那是誰的徒弟，笨蛋
‪-快拿冰塊來！

1206
01:35:01,125 --> 01:35:03,791
‪還有急救箱！快點！

1207
01:35:03,875 --> 01:35:06,166
‪-在二樓！
‪-二樓嗎？那我去拿

1208
01:35:06,250 --> 01:35:10,458
‪第11屆日本放送演藝大獎得獎人是…

1209
01:35:11,125 --> 01:35:12,583
‪TWO BEAT！

1210
01:35:13,958 --> 01:35:15,416
‪恭喜你們！

1211
01:35:16,416 --> 01:35:18,041
‪感謝大家！

1212
01:35:18,125 --> 01:35:19,000
‪謝謝！

1213
01:35:19,083 --> 01:35:22,250
‪現在頒贈給兩位獎金和獎杯

1214
01:35:22,333 --> 01:35:24,250
‪-恭喜你們
‪-謝謝

1215
01:35:24,333 --> 01:35:25,708
‪太棒了！

1216
01:35:27,250 --> 01:35:28,625
‪你在幹嘛啦？

1217
01:35:28,708 --> 01:35:30,708
‪-不能帶她回家嗎？
‪-不能！

1218
01:35:30,791 --> 01:35:32,750
‪你只能帶獎杯回家！

1219
01:35:44,083 --> 01:35:45,541
‪-司機先生
‪-是

1220
01:35:45,625 --> 01:35:48,166
‪還是載我去淺草吧

1221
01:36:30,750 --> 01:36:32,791
‪不鎖門很危險喔

1222
01:36:48,250 --> 01:36:50,416
‪你這小子來幹嘛？

1223
01:36:54,000 --> 01:36:56,416
‪我剛好路過附近

1224
01:36:58,291 --> 01:37:00,458
‪要過來好歹打個電話吧

1225
01:37:02,333 --> 01:37:03,458
‪對不起

1226
01:37:18,416 --> 01:37:21,958
‪要吃點什麼嗎？肚子餓了嗎？

1227
01:37:22,041 --> 01:37:24,541
‪不，我不餓

1228
01:37:25,125 --> 01:37:27,791
‪有一家雖然難吃
‪但是可以馬上送來的拉麵

1229
01:37:28,750 --> 01:37:31,583
‪不，我真的不餓

1230
01:37:41,416 --> 01:37:42,250
‪師父

1231
01:37:43,875 --> 01:37:44,875
‪這給你

1232
01:37:45,583 --> 01:37:49,541
{\an8}‪（獎金）

1233
01:37:55,250 --> 01:37:56,416
‪這是什麼？

1234
01:37:56,500 --> 01:37:57,875
‪這個嘛…

1235
01:37:59,416 --> 01:38:01,083
‪是零用錢

1236
01:38:04,375 --> 01:38:06,041
‪你這小子在嘲弄我嗎？

1237
01:38:08,458 --> 01:38:10,333
‪我怎麼可能收下

1238
01:38:37,000 --> 01:38:38,416
‪真受不了你

1239
01:38:40,041 --> 01:38:43,541
‪徒弟給師父零用錢

1240
01:38:44,208 --> 01:38:46,083
‪從來沒聽過有這種事，笨蛋

1241
01:38:49,250 --> 01:38:50,583
‪一張、兩張、三張…

1242
01:38:50,666 --> 01:38:52,625
‪你已經開始數鈔票了！

1243
01:38:53,750 --> 01:38:55,791
‪不要再數了啦，你這老頭

1244
01:38:55,875 --> 01:38:58,375
‪-你說誰是老頭？笨蛋
‪-對不起

1245
01:39:01,500 --> 01:39:03,625
‪-要去喝一杯嗎？
‪-好

1246
01:39:03,708 --> 01:39:07,208
‪好，我去準備，你等我一下

1247
01:39:07,750 --> 01:39:11,958
‪（捕鯨船）

1248
01:39:12,041 --> 01:39:13,125
‪我說的是真的！

1249
01:39:13,208 --> 01:39:18,000
‪別看這小子現在上電視，很囂張
‪他當初在法蘭西座時超沒用的

1250
01:39:18,083 --> 01:39:23,666
‪要表演入浴秀，麻里叫他準備熱水
‪這笨蛋卻把滾燙的水倒進去

1251
01:39:24,291 --> 01:39:29,208
‪麻里小姐因為太燙沒辦法下水
‪只敢把腳伸進澡盆裡，一直喊燙

1252
01:39:30,000 --> 01:39:31,083
‪她後來把我罵了一頓

1253
01:39:31,166 --> 01:39:32,458
‪這是當然的，笨蛋

1254
01:39:32,541 --> 01:39:37,208
‪表演結束後，麻里她滿臉通紅地說
‪“我又不是石川五右衛門！”

1255
01:39:37,708 --> 01:39:39,291
‪不過師父他也不是省油的燈

1256
01:39:39,375 --> 01:39:41,750
‪我們在休息室看電視
‪看到偶像歌手在唱歌

1257
01:39:41,833 --> 01:39:45,000
‪他叫我們把電視抬起來
‪我搞不懂他要做什麼

1258
01:39:45,083 --> 01:39:47,333
‪結果他是想從下面偷看人家內褲

1259
01:39:48,333 --> 01:39:50,166
‪你這小子幹嘛說這麼多？笨蛋！

1260
01:39:50,250 --> 01:39:52,291
‪那次我好慘，我正準備偷看內褲

1261
01:39:52,375 --> 01:39:55,333
‪結果阿清一直喊重，然後就鬆手了

1262
01:39:56,041 --> 01:39:59,291
‪電視掉下來砸到我頭上
‪害我受重傷，那個笨蛋！

1263
01:40:00,250 --> 01:40:03,583
‪你難得回來一次
‪怎麼都在講多餘的話？

1264
01:40:03,666 --> 01:40:07,125
‪阿武一直講個不停
‪害我蛋蛋都要爆了

1265
01:40:08,333 --> 01:40:09,541
‪師父，請穿鞋

1266
01:40:09,625 --> 01:40:10,833
‪謝啦

1267
01:40:12,458 --> 01:40:14,000
‪奇怪，我是不是變高了？

1268
01:40:14,083 --> 01:40:15,375
‪你這個笨蛋！

1269
01:40:16,541 --> 01:40:18,625
‪你幹嘛給我穿這個粉紅色高跟鞋啊？

1270
01:40:19,708 --> 01:40:21,500
‪看也知道不是我的啊！

1271
01:40:22,416 --> 01:40:23,708
‪師父，成功逗大家笑了呢

1272
01:40:24,541 --> 01:40:25,958
‪就是啊

1273
01:40:27,166 --> 01:40:28,583
‪大夥都快笑翻了

1274
01:40:29,083 --> 01:40:31,333
‪我前面那位小姐都笑到流淚了

1275
01:40:31,416 --> 01:40:33,833
‪不，是我的笑話讓她笑的

1276
01:40:33,916 --> 01:40:37,166
‪別說蠢話，是我的笑話讓她笑的

1277
01:40:37,250 --> 01:40:39,375
‪哪有，那是我…

1278
01:40:41,416 --> 01:40:42,541
‪計程車！

1279
01:40:43,500 --> 01:40:45,291
‪-阿武，上車
‪-不，我還能喝

1280
01:40:45,375 --> 01:40:47,708
‪不行，你明天還得早起工作吧？

1281
01:40:47,791 --> 01:40:49,458
‪-快回家睡覺
‪-你沒問題吧？

1282
01:40:49,541 --> 01:40:51,125
‪我當然沒問題，笨蛋！

1283
01:40:51,625 --> 01:40:52,666
‪對了

1284
01:40:55,875 --> 01:40:57,416
‪來，用這個付車資

1285
01:40:57,500 --> 01:40:58,458
‪謝謝

1286
01:40:58,541 --> 01:41:00,708
‪話說這是我給你的錢吧？

1287
01:41:01,208 --> 01:41:02,916
‪-是嗎？
‪-是的

1288
01:41:03,875 --> 01:41:05,250
‪好了，你快上車吧

1289
01:41:10,875 --> 01:41:12,708
‪-多謝招待
‪-不客氣

1290
01:41:14,291 --> 01:41:16,375
‪-阿武
‪-是

1291
01:41:20,875 --> 01:41:22,416
‪如果車資有剩

1292
01:41:24,333 --> 01:41:25,958
‪有找錢的話記得要拿來還我

1293
01:41:28,166 --> 01:41:29,125
‪好的

1294
01:42:23,041 --> 01:42:24,875
‪嗨，麻里

1295
01:42:27,666 --> 01:42:30,750
‪久違地陪我喝一杯吧

1296
01:42:34,333 --> 01:42:37,791
‪在妳那邊想也知道沒什麼好酒可喝

1297
01:42:55,291 --> 01:42:56,458
‪麻里

1298
01:42:58,625 --> 01:42:59,916
‪阿武他啊

1299
01:43:01,291 --> 01:43:03,833
‪竟然給我零用錢

1300
01:43:12,083 --> 01:43:14,375
‪他把這個給我

1301
01:43:15,291 --> 01:43:17,750
‪有夠囂張的，對吧？

1302
01:43:19,291 --> 01:43:20,875
‪我可是他師父呢

1303
01:43:24,333 --> 01:43:26,166
‪我從來沒聽過

1304
01:43:27,625 --> 01:43:30,875
‪會有徒弟給師父零用錢

1305
01:43:36,708 --> 01:43:37,750
‪不過呢…

1306
01:43:46,333 --> 01:43:49,208
‪他真是厲害

1307
01:43:53,458 --> 01:43:56,583
‪那小子果然做到了

1308
01:43:58,958 --> 01:44:01,666
‪結果他真的成功了

1309
01:44:05,333 --> 01:44:06,166
‪不過啊…

1310
01:44:07,875 --> 01:44:10,083
‪我也不會輸給他的

1311
01:44:12,416 --> 01:44:13,750
‪畢竟我啊…

1312
01:44:16,166 --> 01:44:19,000
‪可是淺草的深見呢

1313
01:44:25,541 --> 01:44:26,791
‪對了

1314
01:44:31,041 --> 01:44:33,416
‪我又構思了一個新短劇

1315
01:44:34,708 --> 01:44:38,416
‪我說給阿武聽之後

1316
01:44:39,416 --> 01:44:42,291
‪那傢伙請我一定要
‪和他一起合作演出

1317
01:44:48,083 --> 01:44:51,458
‪這段子大家肯定會覺得好笑

1318
01:45:06,041 --> 01:45:10,041
‪肯定很好笑…

1319
01:45:22,625 --> 01:45:23,583
‪喂？

1320
01:45:26,583 --> 01:45:29,625
‪喔，你好，好久沒聯絡了

1321
01:45:35,208 --> 01:45:36,083
‪是

1322
01:45:43,625 --> 01:45:44,625
‪是

1323
01:46:22,708 --> 01:46:26,125
‪-他會來嗎？
‪-阿武不會來嗎？

1324
01:46:26,208 --> 01:46:28,500
‪-今天是不是沒辦法來啊？
‪-可能是吧

1325
01:46:28,583 --> 01:46:30,166
‪希望他能來

1326
01:46:30,250 --> 01:46:33,250
‪-不然就沒得報了
‪-就是啊

1327
01:46:35,458 --> 01:46:37,666
‪（深見千三郎告別式會場）

1328
01:46:38,833 --> 01:46:39,958
‪怎麼辦？

1329
01:46:40,833 --> 01:46:43,416
‪-請他們讓我們從後面進去吧
‪-好

1330
01:46:43,958 --> 01:46:46,750
‪-不好意思，請開到後門
‪-好的

1331
01:46:49,041 --> 01:46:50,291
‪啊，就是這裡

1332
01:46:52,500 --> 01:46:54,625
‪我去前門應付記者

1333
01:47:02,833 --> 01:47:03,875
‪你好

1334
01:47:11,250 --> 01:47:16,875
‪是我勸師父說要他關閉法蘭西座

1335
01:47:17,875 --> 01:47:19,791
‪是，我有聽說

1336
01:47:20,708 --> 01:47:22,916
‪沒想到他會這麼早就過世

1337
01:47:24,083 --> 01:47:29,166
‪總覺得應該讓他繼續當諧星

1338
01:47:29,750 --> 01:47:32,000
‪我感覺自己責任重大

1339
01:47:32,666 --> 01:47:33,875
‪不

1340
01:47:34,875 --> 01:47:37,625
‪很多事本來都該由我處理

1341
01:47:39,041 --> 01:47:40,000
‪謝謝你

1342
01:47:40,083 --> 01:47:41,375
‪不會啦

1343
01:47:46,625 --> 01:47:52,250
‪我頭一次勸師父關閉法蘭西座時

1344
01:47:52,791 --> 01:47:55,541
‪他氣得要死，把我臭罵一頓

1345
01:47:56,750 --> 01:48:00,250
‪不過這點我早有心理準備了

1346
01:48:01,750 --> 01:48:06,333
‪令我意外的是，師父他說

1347
01:48:06,416 --> 01:48:10,125
‪“如果這劇場關閉了
‪阿武他要怎麼辦？”

1348
01:48:12,583 --> 01:48:13,875
‪你給我回去！

1349
01:48:15,250 --> 01:48:17,208
‪-師父…
‪-回去！

1350
01:48:22,458 --> 01:48:26,333
‪不必現在做決定，你考慮一下吧

1351
01:48:38,625 --> 01:48:40,041
‪如果這劇場關閉了

1352
01:48:41,916 --> 01:48:43,416
‪阿武他要怎麼辦？

1353
01:48:48,041 --> 01:48:50,125
‪誰來照顧他？

1354
01:48:52,041 --> 01:48:55,916
‪那個笨蛋是真的有才華

1355
01:48:58,708 --> 01:49:00,666
‪在我把所有的本事教給他之前

1356
01:49:03,166 --> 01:49:05,166
‪我不能關閉法蘭西座

1357
01:49:07,458 --> 01:49:09,333
‪在你離開之後

1358
01:49:10,041 --> 01:49:14,458
‪他拎著一瓶酒
‪去給其他劇場的經理送禮

1359
01:49:14,541 --> 01:49:19,666
‪到處低頭請求，要大家多多照顧你們

1360
01:49:20,583 --> 01:49:21,416
‪師父！

1361
01:49:22,000 --> 01:49:24,625
‪-不好意思，您這麼忙還打擾您
‪-不會啦

1362
01:49:24,708 --> 01:49:29,625
‪-這是一點小心意，您就儘管使喚他
‪-我完全無法想像師父會向人低頭

1363
01:49:33,125 --> 01:49:36,250
‪他可是遇上黑道都不肯低頭的人呢

1364
01:49:40,250 --> 01:49:42,458
‪他到底是有多在乎你啊？

1365
01:49:43,916 --> 01:49:46,125
‪我真希望師父也能這樣對我

1366
01:50:24,125 --> 01:50:25,916
‪師父，你不可以這樣

1367
01:50:28,041 --> 01:50:29,791
‪你這人就是性子急

1368
01:50:34,791 --> 01:50:37,666
‪反正死了會有人幫你火化

1369
01:50:39,333 --> 01:50:41,625
‪何必急著自己燒呢？

1370
01:50:52,250 --> 01:50:53,875
‪不過我聽說

1371
01:50:55,333 --> 01:50:57,625
‪剛才火葬場打電話來

1372
01:50:59,333 --> 01:51:02,666
‪說遺體既然都燒了一半
‪所以半價就行了

1373
01:51:04,041 --> 01:51:05,041
‪天啊

1374
01:51:07,208 --> 01:51:08,625
‪真是賺到了

1375
01:51:10,791 --> 01:51:11,791
‪你說是吧？

1376
01:52:33,833 --> 01:52:38,333
‪（淺草法蘭西座，東洋館）

1377
01:53:06,083 --> 01:53:10,791
{\an8}‪（淺草法蘭西座）

1378
01:53:28,541 --> 01:53:29,750
‪啊，阿武！

1379
01:53:29,833 --> 01:53:32,791
‪我這裡有一堆橘子，你待會過來拿

1380
01:53:56,291 --> 01:53:59,958
‪阿武，聽好了，不要去討好觀眾

1381
01:54:00,833 --> 01:54:04,833
‪由你來告訴觀眾，什麼才是有趣的

1382
01:54:18,708 --> 01:54:21,958
‪阿武，師父說
‪我們明天可以演這齣短劇

1383
01:54:22,041 --> 01:54:25,625
‪關於角色分配，我還是覺得
‪由你來演小說家會比較好

1384
01:54:25,708 --> 01:54:27,125
‪這樣夠嗎？

1385
01:54:27,208 --> 01:54:31,375
‪阿武，你又擅自在短劇裡穿這件吧？
‪我都跟你說過不行了

1386
01:54:31,458 --> 01:54:35,000
‪你看這裡，線都綻開了，該怎麼辦？

1387
01:54:37,833 --> 01:54:40,833
‪距離開演還剩五分鐘！

1388
01:54:42,083 --> 01:54:46,375
‪阿武，你是不是把師父
‪賭馬贏來的錢都花光了？

1389
01:54:46,458 --> 01:54:49,166
‪這樣很糟耶，一定會被罵慘

1390
01:54:58,541 --> 01:55:01,416
‪阿武，師父在發大紅包

1391
01:55:01,916 --> 01:55:03,166
‪雖然裡面只有50圓

1392
01:55:03,250 --> 01:55:06,291
‪-快住手！
‪-你偶爾也脫光吧！

1393
01:55:06,375 --> 01:55:08,875
‪-麻里小姐，拜託不要！
‪-阿武，按住他！

1394
01:55:08,958 --> 01:55:10,583
‪阿武，救命！

1395
01:55:10,666 --> 01:55:12,791
‪喂，阿武，不要啊！

1396
01:55:13,375 --> 01:55:15,125
‪天啊，別這樣

1397
01:55:15,208 --> 01:55:16,375
‪皮皮逃走了！

1398
01:55:16,458 --> 01:55:20,041
‪阿武，往那邊，快去追！

1399
01:55:21,250 --> 01:55:23,375
‪阿武，廁所的水一直流

1400
01:55:23,458 --> 01:55:25,583
‪你不是工程系的嗎？快來修

1401
01:55:28,750 --> 01:55:32,416
‪-你們再抬高一點
‪-師父，看不到的啦

1402
01:55:32,500 --> 01:55:33,875
‪少囉唆，再高一點！

1403
01:55:33,958 --> 01:55:37,125
‪啊，應該可以看到
‪阿武，你也要幫忙啊！

1404
01:55:37,208 --> 01:55:39,333
‪-看不到的啦！
‪-啊，我剛剛好像有看到！

1405
01:55:39,833 --> 01:55:41,791
‪剛剛那是內褲吧？

1406
01:55:43,416 --> 01:55:46,500
‪聖誕節快樂！

1407
01:55:46,583 --> 01:55:48,583
‪等等，阿武，跟我交換一下啦

1408
01:55:49,083 --> 01:55:50,833
‪-為什麼？這很可愛啊
‪-並沒有

1409
01:55:50,916 --> 01:55:53,083
‪-阿武，很可愛吧？
‪-拜託不要

1410
01:55:53,166 --> 01:55:56,416
‪阿武！不要因為
‪成功讓觀眾笑就得意忘形

1411
01:55:56,500 --> 01:55:59,291
‪為什麼5分鐘的短劇
‪會變成20分鐘？笨蛋！

1412
01:55:59,375 --> 01:56:01,625
‪害我的短劇時間不得不縮短

1413
01:56:01,708 --> 01:56:03,541
‪你這小子別給我不知分寸！

1414
01:56:06,041 --> 01:56:07,791
‪阿武，怎麼這麼慢？

1415
01:56:08,583 --> 01:56:12,500
‪-你終於來了
‪-你忘了嗎？說好要去參拜的

1416
01:56:12,583 --> 01:56:16,166
‪快點去準備，當心遭報應

1417
01:56:16,791 --> 01:56:18,458
‪我們先走了

1418
01:56:20,041 --> 01:56:22,958
‪祝你生日快樂！

1419
01:56:23,875 --> 01:56:27,291
‪奇怪，阿武，你在幹什麼啊？

1420
01:56:27,375 --> 01:56:30,583
‪真是的，不是叫你帶師父過來嗎？

1421
01:56:30,666 --> 01:56:32,416
‪不行，再來一次

1422
01:56:32,500 --> 01:56:35,291
‪-可是拉炮都用完了
‪-師父來了！

1423
01:56:35,375 --> 01:56:36,750
‪怎麼辦？

1424
01:56:38,000 --> 01:56:39,250
‪只好面帶笑容！

1425
01:56:59,833 --> 01:57:02,833
‪喂，這位先生，你不要亂鼓掌

1426
01:57:03,500 --> 01:57:06,541
‪他演得那麼爛你還鼓掌
‪這樣你只會害到他

1427
01:57:06,625 --> 01:57:10,958
‪喂，我可是觀眾耶，跩什麼跩啊？

1428
01:57:11,500 --> 01:57:12,708
‪你以為你是誰？

1429
01:57:15,875 --> 01:57:17,916
‪我是諧星，你這笨蛋

1430
02:02:38,083 --> 02:02:42,875
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