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喂 你要去哪

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我想玩啦　　　玩什么

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干嘛打我啦
我什么时候打你了

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他打的啦

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怎样

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夙夜匪懈接电话

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喂 陈夙芬,出包啦

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蛤 你知不知道

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你那个价钱标错啦

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你上班有没有带脑袋

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搞什么东西嘛你

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产品下架没

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下架 目前销售量多少

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都已经破千了,下架

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你下跪都来不及了
这么快就破千了

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怎么会这样

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公司这一次真的会被你害惨了

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现在你要我怎么跟厂商交代

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喂,我在跟你说话你有没有在听

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陈夙芬,你在哪里

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可恶　　　我

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你还骂我可恶

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经理对不起,我不是在骂你

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上架价钱你到底有没有检查

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没有我盯着,你就不会工作了吗

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别闹了

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什么别闹了

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我看是你别闹了

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不想混了是不是

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赶快给我进公司

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快

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对不起经理

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我不是在说你

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马上,立刻,Right Now
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我马上进公司

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阿姨对不起

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你现在是想用悲惨的形象

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来博取同情

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对不起

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原价一万两千五的东西

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怎么会标成一千两百五呢

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现在消保官

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要我们按照标价出货

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可能是键盘上的零

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突然坏了吧

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如果客户追究责任的话

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我想我们公司会倒闭的

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经理

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那我马上去跟客户求情

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请他们放我们一马

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我说夙芬呐

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你看不出来我在用婉转的方式

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要你辞职负责吗

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经理

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你就念在我多年努力的情分上

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好

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我就念在你多年努力的情分上

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我会帮你找一间好一点的庙

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让你去安太岁,去去霉运

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不会吧

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现在就消磁了喔

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电梯上楼

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电梯上楼

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上楼中

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从历史的角度来看

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人类早在已知用火的时代

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就已经知道可以用一枚贝壳

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去换一杯酒喝

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从现代社会的角度来看

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人的一天

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更是由数不清的商业行为构成

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陈小芬,生日快乐

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祝你像我一样,永远貌美如花

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成功的销售就像魔法

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可以让人失去理智

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不由自主地从皮夹中

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掏出钱来

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去买瓶卸妆油吧

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但是

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失败的销售

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也足以把人推落万丈深渊

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就因为一个该死的零

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我的人生也跟着归零了

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销售奇姬

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请慢用 谢谢

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老婆

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生日快乐

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哪有心情喝啊

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今天整个衰到爆

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当初交给那工读生输入的时候

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心里就觉得不太妙

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果然

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没交给我检查就直接上架了

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先别想那些不开心的事情嘛

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你看

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这牛排煎得有多漂亮

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能在死前看到这么美的风景

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真是太好了

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像你这么优秀的行销企划

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一定马上就有人重金礼聘

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你去上班的啦

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我出了这么大的包

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一定马上登上各大人资部的黑名单了

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你不要因为出一次包

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就全面否定自己嘛

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你条件这么优秀
夙夜匪懈

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你看　　　接电话

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电话这不就来了
夙夜匪懈接电话

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夙夜匪懈接电话

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妈妈啦

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喂

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喂,小芬喔

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生日快乐捏

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你们两个晚上要回来吃饭吗

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我跟智凯在外面吃

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你不用忙啦

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你等一下,你老爸也要跟你说啦

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乖女儿

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祝你事业有成啊

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虾密事业有成

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你叫她赶快生一个金孙给我带卡有影

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妈妈像你这种年纪喔

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你就已经上幼稚园了啦

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你们现在年轻人真奇怪

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喂,好吵

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不要打了啦

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整天在打鼓

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你和智凯到底要不要回来店里吃

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哎呀,不吃也没关系啊

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老爸打一套鼓给你庆祝庆祝

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你实在很烦

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回来不吃饭,看你打鼓就会饱啊

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基本资料

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该睡罗

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嗯

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我把履历更新完就睡了

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老婆

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工作慢慢找就好了

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你还有我啊

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也是厚

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那

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这个月的房租

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水电瓦斯费,保险费,汽车维修费

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还有信用卡的循环利息

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跟臣妾的零用钱

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还请大王赏赐

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我这个月接的都是一般修缮比较多啦

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零用钱可以少一点点吗

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想学高富帅说话

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先惦惦自己的斤两吧

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来　　　喂

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好了

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怎么样

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觉得我斤两还不够

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你看我的肚子

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肥滋滋,滑嫩嫩都是斤两啊

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别人的油水都在口袋里

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只有你在肚子里

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两边交换一下多好

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哇

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最近刚学的啦

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比较丑

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不会啊

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我喜欢

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老婆加油

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你做什么我都会支持你的

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谢谢

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你大学毕业后

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都一直待在同一间公司啊

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是的

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我一直在行销企划部工作

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而且纪录很好,从来没有迟到过

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为什么突然想要辞职

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转换跑道

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前一份工作虽然稳定

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但我更想挑战自我

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你说你热爱销售

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为什么

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我爸妈年轻的时候

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曾经创业,做过直销

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可是后来生意失败,欠了一屁股债

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走投无路之后,只好转行

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最后连亲朋好友

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都拖下水

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我妈后来到热炒店工作

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我爸选择到生命线,当辅导员

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一辈子听别人的悲惨故事

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一直到他退休之后

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他才重拾年轻时候的鼓手梦想

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我要听你介绍自己

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不是听你介绍祖宗十八代

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对不起

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所以我从小就告诉我自己

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我一定要替我爸妈争一口气

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完成他们的梦想

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你想要代替父母完成梦想

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那你自己的梦想呢

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你说你想要挑战自我

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转换跑道

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但你前一家公司不就是因为标错价格

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才被开除的

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你确定你真的热爱行销吗

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关于梦想

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大家都有话要说

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接下来是我们今天的专题报导

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你的梦想是什么

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不切实际的梦想

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世界和平吧

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卢碧枝 冻龄

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你的梦想是什么

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希望老板加薪吧

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是不是

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我总不能跟面试官讲

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我的梦想是年薪百万

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那太不热血了吧

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陈小姐

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这个月的房租还没有入帐耶

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请记得

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安安稳稳地过日子

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难道不能是梦想吗

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欢迎光临　　　欢迎光临

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我该不会这辈子都找不到工作了吧

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哎唷

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面试就是一个说谎大赛嘛

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一定要把谎

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撒得脸不红气不喘,又赚人热泪

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这样才会录取啊

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你就放下你的矜持

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说一些,少年漫画的台词啊

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好

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那我的梦想是

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坐时光机回到上礼拜

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把那害死我的工读生给开除掉

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不准吐喔

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你给我吞回去

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欢迎光临　　　欢迎光临

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方智凯

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这边

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吞回去

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老婆

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怎么喝成这样

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先穿衣服

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标价的事又不是我的错

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为什么是我背黑锅

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好,老婆

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我们回家好不好

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00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:58,880
我不要,没良心的

250
00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:01,960
始乱终弃的大萝卜

251
00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,000
回去了

252
00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:04,160
来

253
00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:06,640
借过一下喔

254
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:08,280
不好意思

255
00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:09,360
走了

256
00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:41,080
(电锅有水饺,饿可吃)

257
00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:03,120
(旁边的解酒液,晕可喝)

258
00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:25,000
(房租已缴,勿担心,一切有我)

259
00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:27,240
(P.S.在我心中,你永远是最棒的)

260
00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:39,520
公

261
00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:41,200
我会努力的

262
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,080
欢迎光临

263
00:15:58,160 --> 00:15:59,600
大惊喜

264
00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:06,560
你们

265
00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:11,440
你们是谁,我要报警喔

266
00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:13,920
报啊,我帮你打电话

267
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:17,440
报案中心您好

268
00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:19,160
敝姓蔡,很高兴为您服务

269
00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:22,160
喂,这里是报案中心

270
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:24,520
请问有什么能为您服务的吗

271
00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:26,040
喂,有人吗

272
00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:27,800
放弃的话

273
00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:29,880
就把你吞的钱,通通吐出来

274
00:16:29,960 --> 00:16:31,280
停

275
00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:36,240
不要使用暴力

276
00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:38,360
那样一点都不优雅

277
00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:40,520
福,福尔摩斯

278
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:51,880
卷款潜逃的日子,很累吧

279
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,640
想想你的家人

280
00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:57,720
你可爱的女儿

281
00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:00,720
一定非常想念她的父亲

282
00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:10,960
还蛮可爱的

283
00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:14,480
不要对我女儿下手

284
00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:16,160
没问题

285
00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:18,280
那就拿出你的

286
00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:19,840
诚…意

287
00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:22,800
诚意

288
00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:27,160
美秀姐报你好康的时间到了啦

289
00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:29,080
家里面有没有养毛小孩啊

290
00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:30,880
各位妈妈,有没有

291
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:31,800
吃那个也痒

292
00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:32,720
吃这个也痒

293
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,760
弟弟,你现在有没有吃这个也痒

294
00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:36,000
吃那个也痒啊

295
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:37,760
我跟你讲啦,如果有的话

296
00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:39,320
这就叫过敏啦

297
00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:40,400
过敏儿 真的好可怜

298
00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:42,120
怎么样,厉不厉害
连同妈妈也辛苦啦

299
00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:43,120
精彩吧

300
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:45,040
我们现在大卖场

301
00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:47,680
就是要找这种行销人员

302
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,480
经理

303
00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:51,920
我要找的不是这方面的工作

304
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,880
可是你跟我讲说只要是行销的工作

305
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:54,800
你都有兴趣啊

306
00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:56,040
是

307
00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:59,840
但是我以前也是当过小主管的人

308
00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:02,360
这种销售工作实在是

309
00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:04,480
撕一张纸下来

310
00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:08,840
实在是什么,你就直说好了

311
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:10,600
没关系

312
00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:12,160
对,这样子放回去

313
00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:13,280
经理

314
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,640
我要找的其实是Marcom的工作

315
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,600
Marcom?

316
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:20,480
行销和公关

317
00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:21,960
那就完全符合啊

318
00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:23,760
我这里是大型超市耶

319
00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:26,160
对不对,你可以直接跟顾客

320
00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:28,120
一对一的交流耶

321
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:29,800
甚至一对十都可以啊

322
00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:31,200
没有问题的

323
00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:32,360
经理

324
00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:36,920
这份工作跟我想像真的不太一样

325
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,280
而且销售

326
00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:39,640
我觉得

327
00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,120
(您好,本期信用卡费)

328
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:43,560
(应缴金额为32,586元)

329
00:18:43,640 --> 00:18:44,600
所以你觉得

330
00:18:44,680 --> 00:18:47,640
你没办法胜任这个工作,对不对

331
00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:52,800
我觉得我应该好好的挑战这一份工作

332
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:56,480
做人,总是要尝试新的东西嘛

333
00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:57,440
对

334
00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:59,160
本来就要勇于接受挑战嘛

335
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:00,480
对不对

336
00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,480
欢迎你加入我们这个大家庭

337
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:03,440
欢迎

338
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,280
等一下

339
00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:11,920
谢谢

340
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000
不好意思

341
00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:18,200
哎唷

342
00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:22,360
看什么

343
00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:25,240
对不起,我帮你擦

344
00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:32,800
好,我到了

345
00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:42,800
洁哥,我们下一个讨债的目标是

346
00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:53,640
在行动开始之前

347
00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:59,880
我要告诉你们一个故事

348
00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:02,880
一个悲伤的爱情故事

349
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,040
(铁打你征信社)

350
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,000
多年前

351
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:07,160
我曾经和一个叫做萝丝的女人

352
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,440
一起开了一间征信社

353
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,520
我常写情诗送她

354
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:15,280
我们之间有着许多珍贵的回忆

355
00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:18,520
有一天

356
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:21,560
我一如往常地到公司

357
00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:22,920
却发现办公室

358
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,480
堆满了直销公司的纸箱

359
00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:26,880
而保险箱的现金

360
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,520
和所有值钱的东西

361
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,640
通通都不见了

362
00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:32,720
只剩下

363
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,560
(那治洁,大德,启)

364
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,800
当你看到这封信的时候

365
00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:39,640
我已经走了

366
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:48,000
办公室那些箱子

367
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,760
是我唯一能留给你的东西

368
00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:55,720
如果你把它们通通卖出去的话

369
00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:57,400
公司就不会破产罗

370
00:20:57,480 --> 00:20:59,080
甘芭爹捏

371
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:05,800
萝丝

372
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:07,880
难怪洁哥有直销公司的

373
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:09,520
钻石级销售奖杯

374
00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:11,760
没错

375
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:15,000
我就是创下纽丽销售纪录的

376
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:16,520
超级销售员

377
00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:26,720
我得到消息

378
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,760
这女人已经回到台湾来了

379
00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:31,560
我这次一定要跟她做个彻底的了断

380
00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:34,840
属于我的东西,我通通都要拿回来

381
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:40,160
有没有解析度高一点的照片

382
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:41,960
来

383
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:44,120
我问你们,有谁看过哈利波特

384
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:45,040
举手

385
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:45,960
有

386
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:47,600
有厚,都有看过

387
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,880
你们知道,哈利波特他怎么飞起来的

388
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,360
骑扫把

389
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:52,640
我跟你们讲

390
00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:54,440
这苹果汁喝起来一点都不会甜

391
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:55,600
我们这样轻轻松松

392
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:57,880
就可以把那个毛吸起来

393
00:21:57,960 --> 00:21:59,400
摸一下,对

394
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:01,440
没了喔

395
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:02,400
来

396
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:04,080
谢谢你们

397
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:05,640
有事情再来找我喔

398
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:07,640
好,麻烦,谢谢

399
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:10,160
你们知道吗

400
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:13,680
这台红外线神灯烤盘,它多厉害

401
00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:14,960
你们知道吗

402
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:17,960
我跟你讲喔,它有三百六十度的旋转

403
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:18,880
怎么旋转咧

404
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:20,960
你看看有没有

405
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:22,200
还有,我们的烤盘上面

406
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:24,280
在这边啦,找这么久

407
00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:27,200
这么多台,这是要怎么选

408
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,760
对啊,这个还不错 你好

409
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:31,600
嗨,你好,小姐

410
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:33,320
我女儿找到工作

411
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:35,960
我想说买一台数位相机送她

412
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:37,960
不知道你有没有推荐哪一款

413
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:38,960
有没有

414
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:42,120
先生

415
00:22:46,360 --> 00:22:50,000
夏天快到了,你会不会觉得蚊子很多

416
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:52,280
晚上睡觉在你耳边嗡嗡嗡的

417
00:22:52,360 --> 00:22:53,320
不会啊

418
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:54,800
现在是冬天

419
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:56,760
而且我家有光触媒的捕蚊灯

420
00:22:58,480 --> 00:22:59,360
不是啊

421
00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:00,800
现在蚊子很聪明的

422
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,560
它不会自己飞到陷阱里的

423
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:03,920
蚊子就是要用手打

424
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:04,880
不然要干嘛

425
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:06,200
你很厉害耶

426
00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:07,480
我徒手都抓不到蚊子的

427
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:09,800
你刚大学毕业就找到工作了喔

428
00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:10,800
我还没毕业

429
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:11,960
还没有毕业啦

430
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:14,520
那个外商公司就录取她

431
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,280
那些亲朋好友都讲说

432
00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:17,880
我可以退休可以享福了

433
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:18,840
不过爸爸

434
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:21,520
我劝你还是不要太早退休比较好

435
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,920
现在年轻人都是廉价劳工

436
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,440
没有什么保障的

437
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:29,320
我觉得公司其实是一个很现实的地方

438
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:32,160
加班爆肝是应该的

439
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:35,080
出错被炒是你活该

440
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:37,600
业绩,归经理的

441
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:40,040
黑锅,就只能留给自己

442
00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:41,160
喂,爸爸

443
00:23:43,360 --> 00:23:45,280
这有一年保固

444
00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:46,840
一千两百四十万画素

445
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:48,120
不用了,谢谢

446
00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:51,040
还是你带一本型录走

447
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:55,120
打蚊子是有诀窍的

448
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:56,200
只要跟着三步骤

449
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:57,880
一紧盯,二锁定,三狠劲

450
00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:58,840
抓

451
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:03,120
所有蚊子都能手到擒来

452
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:05,880
喂,你真的很厉害耶

453
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:07,600
这样就不用买电蚊拍啦

454
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:17,880
你怎么会被顾客牵着鼻子走咧

455
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:20,160
新人上工啊

456
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:22,440
我不奢求业绩长红

457
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:24,600
但是你不能从头到尾都挂零啊

458
00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:26,600
这样不行啊,你要努力啊

459
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:30,520
可我真的不知道该怎么叫卖嘛

460
00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:33,440
你有没有嘴巴

461
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:35,040
你会不会说中文

462
00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:36,800
那就没有问题了嘛

463
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:40,640
但是我脸皮真的很薄

464
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:42,080
销售为什么

465
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:43,120
要厚脸皮啊

466
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:44,720
我不懂耶

467
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:46,600
还是你瞧不起这份工作

468
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:47,840
没有啊

469
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:48,800
职业不分贵贱

470
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:50,760
不管清洁工或政治家都一样的

471
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:54,160
你这句话就明显地

472
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:55,760
把职业分出贵贱了嘛

473
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:57,120
那些辛苦的清洁队员

474
00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:58,040
要是知道你把他们

475
00:24:58,120 --> 00:24:59,760
拿来跟那些政客比

476
00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:01,400
他们情何以堪

477
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:04,440
陈夙芬,你不要那么紧张

478
00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:06,000
放松一点

479
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:08,080
没有人瞧不起你

480
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:10,120
只有你瞧不起自己而已

481
00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:13,680
懂吗

482
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:23,400
欢迎试吃

483
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:27,760
很好吃喔

484
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:30,160
回去只要加热一下就好了

485
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:33,680
小姐

486
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:35,560
很好吃喔

487
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:39,480
加热很方便喔

488
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:47,440
小芬啊

489
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:48,960
妈

490
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:51,920
你怎么在这

491
00:25:57,120 --> 00:25:59,320
我来这里做新专案啊

492
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:00,720
做销售调查

493
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:04,280
对啦,卖场多少都有优待啊

494
00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:05,600
打折什么的

495
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:07,640
不错啦

496
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,280
这是啥

497
00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:13,040
看起来不错吃

498
00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:15,280
只是好像有点烧焦烧焦的

499
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:19,040
妈今天给你捧场买三包

500
00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:21,800
还不快拿

501
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:23,480
三包啦

502
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:25,280
来

503
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:35,880
自己要记得吃饭喔

504
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:37,080
妈先回去了

505
00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:58,720
最佳服务

506
00:26:59,120 --> 00:27:01,440
帮忙解决问题…
难怪你今天会迟到

507
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:03,640
美秀姐早

508
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:06,960
你还没有辞职喔

509
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:08,560
之前是我太天真

510
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:10,560
把这份工作想得太简单

511
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:12,080
现在我想从头学起

512
00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:14,640
可以请美秀姐教我一些诀窍吗

513
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:16,680
哎唷,万万使不得喔

514
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,480
你是当过人家主管的人耶

515
00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:20,800
我怎么好意思教你

516
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:23,080
卖东西不就很简单吗

517
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:24,640
你就在价钱后面少一个零

518
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:26,560
大家就会疯狂抢购啊

519
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:27,480
不是吗

520
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:29,080
简不简单

521
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:30,040
还笑

522
00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:32,360
快点啦,上班了啦

523
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:34,800
喂,谁去那个生鲜区
她

524
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:36,920
好,你快点喔　　　好

525
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:08,440
讨债的四个步骤

526
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:11,880
盯

527
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:13,600
搜

528
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:15,120
谈

529
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:16,640
绑

530
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:19,480
这就是标准的作业流程

531
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:20,600
你们两个现在要做的

532
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:21,960
就是盯

533
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:26,280
洁哥,现在科技日新月异

534
00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:28,080
要盯还有更有效率的方法

535
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:32,520
可以找人

536
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:35,120
在这边装监视器

537
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:37,080
随时用APP监看

538
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:02,800
老婆

539
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:04,720
你在家吗

540
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,680
帮我把备用工具箱送来好不好

541
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:14,840
智凯

542
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:18,560
方智凯

543
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,520
初次见面

544
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:38,480
萝丝

545
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:42,200
我不是萝丝啊

546
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:44,640
早就知道你会否认

547
00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:48,040
但,我已经看穿了你的内心

548
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,520
如果你看穿我的内心

549
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:53,640
就应该知道我真的不是萝丝啊

550
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:57,480
你不承认也没关系

551
00:29:58,200 --> 00:29:59,360
遇上了我

552
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:03,120
你的好运也到头了

553
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:04,080
萝丝

554
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:08,160
你到底想干嘛啦

555
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:09,720
滚出去啦

556
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,360
Prada,你冷静一点

557
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:21,800
我觉得她不是萝丝

558
00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:24,840
我一开始就说我不是萝丝啦

559
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:26,760
她是

560
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:29,520
她的发型跟照片上面一模一样

561
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:31,840
也是

562
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:33,560
你为什么妥协啦

563
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:34,600
你还不承认

564
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:35,520
你再不承认就揍你

565
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:36,440
再嘴硬

566
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:37,360
我用这个力道打你

567
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:38,280
怕了吧

568
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:40,800
你们真的抓错人了啦

569
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:42,120
我榨爆你的头

570
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:45,160
五百万,一毛都不能少

571
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:46,760
对

572
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:57,800
我没这么多钱

573
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:01,680
拿这张名片

574
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:03,080
就说洁哥介绍的

575
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:04,440
那里会有人接应你

576
00:31:04,520 --> 00:31:06,120
教你怎么快速赚到钱

577
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:08,680
我,我不卖肾

578
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:10,160
更不卖身喔

579
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:13,200
这是购物台的名片

580
00:31:13,280 --> 00:31:14,120
内线说他们近期

581
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:16,880
会卖几档高价奢侈品

582
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:19,560
你只要把一些商品干出来转卖

583
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:21,280
你要我偷东西

584
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:23,720
还是你想卖肾

585
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:26,760
来,对着镜头说

586
00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:29,080
我,萝丝

587
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:32,080
把那些该死的易开罐,通通给我丢掉

588
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:37,040
她不是萝丝

589
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:38,080
蠢货

590
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:40,720
我早就说我不是萝丝了啊

591
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:43,800
对不起

592
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:48,440
怎么拿那么久啊

593
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:50,080
我还担心你出什么事情咧

594
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:52,040
是遇到几个疯子没错

595
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:53,920
好啦

596
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,200
去前面咖啡店等我一下

597
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:56,160
等下我们一起回家

598
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:35,200
你,真的能教我销售的诀窍

599
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:36,600
对不起

600
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:43,080
那,这张名片可以给我吗

601
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:46,800
你对电视购物有兴趣

602
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:47,720
想学销售

603
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:49,240
问我就对了

604
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:52,680
就当作是赔罪吧

605
00:32:59,960 --> 00:33:01,160
哇

606
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:04,320
我爸妈以前拼死拼活

607
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,360
都拿不到一张表扬奖状耶

608
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:10,360
我好羡慕你们这种能言善道的人喔

609
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:14,720
其实

610
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:16,120
我很害羞的

611
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:19,160
你很帅

612
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:20,480
对

613
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:21,800
我害羞的不得了

614
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:24,640
我不敢跟陌生人说话

615
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:27,080
那你是怎么推销的

616
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:30,680
我不是推销

617
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:33,360
我是在演戏,你知道

618
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:36,000
角色扮演

619
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:37,600
我扮演一个

620
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:38,960
推销员

621
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:41,520
销售,不一定要把真实的自己

622
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:43,720
展现给客户看

623
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:44,640
试着想像一下

624
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:47,560
把销售想像成表演

625
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:50,560
戴上你的面具

626
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:54,560
抛下自己本来的个性

627
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:57,000
Mask on

628
00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:00,080
现在的你

629
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:01,000
已经不再是那个

630
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,000
非常害羞的陈夙芬了

631
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:04,520
你是一个专业的演员

632
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:06,560
你能言善道

633
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:10,080
每一次的叫卖,销售对你来说

634
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:11,720
都是一场非常精彩的戏

635
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:13,360
而你扮演的

636
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:16,520
则是一个懂得抓住客户的心

637
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:17,840
知道客户内心深处

638
00:34:17,920 --> 00:34:19,360
究竟喜欢什么的

639
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:20,840
超级销售员

640
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:24,920
业绩榜

641
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:43,560
Mask on

642
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:45,920
美女

643
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,200
你们两个长好像喔

644
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:48,320
你们是姐妹吗

645
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:49,640
不是,她是我妈妈

646
00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:51,000
妈妈

647
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:53,040
妈妈,你也太会保养了吧

648
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:54,200
你看起来好年轻

649
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:56,000
中埔乡农会的热销产品

650
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:57,000
你试试看

651
00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:00,320
免惊,这是最天然的啦

652
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:02,760
先生,你有没有觉得

653
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:04,920
毛细孔堵住很难过

654
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,280
像不通的马桶

655
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:09,800
或者是年假回家的高速公路一样塞住

656
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:11,120
痛苦不堪

657
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:12,240
真的耶

658
00:35:19,160 --> 00:35:20,280
请你比较一下

659
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:22,920
这两支你比较喜欢哪一支的感觉

660
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,000
差不多吧

661
00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:25,760
厚,你要比较啊

662
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:26,840
你这样我怎么知道

663
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:29,040
商品的专业知识可以自修

664
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:29,960
我要做的

665
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:32,560
是开发你的各种人格面向

666
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:33,960
首先告诉我

667
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:35,680
你是什么颜色

668
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:37,520
呃,不知道耶

669
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:38,560
拜托

670
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:41,760
一个好的销售员要有想像力

671
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:44,600
你才能激发客户的期待

672
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:45,760
色彩越是鲜艳

673
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:47,360
越能吸引众人的目光

674
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:49,120
现在你告诉我

675
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:51,920
为什么每人心中都需要一台数位相机

676
00:35:53,240 --> 00:35:56,120
今天小妹要来介绍这台相机

677
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:58,080
人讲上山拍风景

678
00:35:58,160 --> 00:35:59,560
下海拍海浪

679
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:01,720
啊,这台自拍实在是真够猛

680
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,160
防手震,防失真

681
00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:04,840
让你拍起来像林志玲

682
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:07,000
天天都有好心情

683
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:08,520
还有不怕摔

684
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:10,400
不管相机摔在三重埔

685
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:12,160
火烧埔,还是坟墓

686
00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:13,960
捡起来一样整台是原装

687
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:15,400
让你拍整个下午

688
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:16,760
来,妹妹

689
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:18,360
你要出多少钱

690
00:36:18,440 --> 00:36:19,280
五千

691
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:22,400
五千,你识货

692
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:24,200
来,让你带一台回去

693
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:28,560
业绩榜

694
00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:30,880
来,这是去角质凝胶

695
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:32,400
小姐你想不想试看看

696
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:34,160
有没有,你自己看有没有差别

697
00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:35,840
有对不对 现在

698
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:37,760
告诉我,你是什么颜色

699
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:39,600
红橙黄绿蓝靛紫

700
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:40,920
什么颜色我都有

701
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,560
在家我是黄色

702
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:44,880
在人群聚集的地方我是红色

703
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:46,160
不管在什么地方

704
00:36:46,240 --> 00:36:48,400
我都是最鲜艳的那抹颜色

705
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:50,680
Mask on

706
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:52,760
我就是王牌销售员

707
00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:55,080
陈,夙,芬

708
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:00,960
达标

709
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:05,800
哎唷,优等啊

710
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:08,240
各位

711
00:37:09,240 --> 00:37:10,960
陈夙芬的成功

712
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:13,960
实在是我们人类历史上,最大的奇迹

713
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:17,600
开玩笑

714
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:18,760
来,发奖金

715
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:20,040
美秀姐,辛苦了

716
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:21,760
谢谢经理

717
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:23,200
陈夙芬,也有你的

718
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:24,120
谢谢经理

719
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:25,040
好

720
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:26,840
你们大家呀,要跟她们两位看齐

721
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:29,520
也希望两位继续保持下去

722
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:30,600
好了,不吵各位了

723
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:32,800
你们自己放轻松一下,好不好

724
00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:34,280
好 谢谢经理

725
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:37,920
你找多少暗桩买你的商品啊

726
00:37:39,240 --> 00:37:40,640
没有啊

727
00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:41,880
我很努力啦

728
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:44,080
没有暗桩

729
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:45,400
难道

730
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:47,040
你自己买的喔

731
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:50,120
哇,你一个人要买那么多的业绩喔

732
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:52,000
确实是很努力啦

733
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:54,320
所以你是跟地下钱庄借钱喔

734
00:37:58,400 --> 00:37:59,800
我有高人指点

735
00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:01,200
所以说不定下个月

736
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,200
我就能追上美秀姐罗

737
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:05,880
哎唷,霸占第一名那么久

738
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:08,640
我也很希望有人能够超越我啊

739
00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:10,760
可是,好可惜喔

740
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:14,480
各位观众

741
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:15,880
我要

742
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:16,840
辞职了

743
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:22,040
我要去购物台当购物专家

744
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:23,680
所以呢,以后呢

745
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:26,880
由这只山猴来变成你们的大王

746
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:28,760
美秀姐

747
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,040
舍不得你耶

748
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:31,000
没有什么啦

749
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:32,920
哎唷,我就是很喜欢自修啊

750
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,960
以后啊,我到那边会更上一层楼的

751
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:36,440
你们放心啦

752
00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:39,760
要常回来看我们 会,没问题

753
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:43,240
亲爱的,恭喜你再度上山顶

754
00:38:44,520 --> 00:38:46,480
爸爸就知道

755
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:50,080
你跟爸爸是一样的优秀

756
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:51,320
谢谢爸

757
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:52,400
来

758
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:55,000
是说,小芬

759
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:58,680
你现在这工作有升迁的机会吗

760
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:01,560
不一定都要卖哩哩叩叩的东西吧

761
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:03,560
所以我在想

762
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:04,960
转换跑道

763
00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:06,480
挑战电视购物

764
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:08,000
电视购物喔

765
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:10,280
你要当明星喔

766
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:13,000
不是啦,是购物专家

767
00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:15,720
那样不好吧

768
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:18,520
在电视上面这样抛头露面的

769
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:19,760
怎么会不好

770
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:22,960
你是觉得我没有抛头露面的本钱吗

771
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:24,080
不是啦

772
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:26,520
我是听说他们那边工作压力很大啊

773
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:29,000
然后同事之间又会勾心斗角耶

774
00:39:29,720 --> 00:39:32,080
哪一个工作压力不大

775
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:33,920
而且你不是说,不管我做什么工作

776
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:35,480
你都会支持我的吗

777
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:39,920
那也找一个稍微

778
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,000
善良和蔼的工作嘛

779
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:44,280
我高中同学那边有缺人

780
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:45,720
我帮你打电话 不用了

781
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:48,960
我觉得销售的工作很适合我

782
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:51,920
对,这样子长脚啊

783
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,920
人家才看得到

784
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:57,160
好了,我们先吃饭

785
00:39:57,240 --> 00:39:59,120
以后的事以后再谈啦

786
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:54,320
(好好买购物台)

787
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:57,320
那玛丽身边有很多的父母好朋友呢

788
00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:59,400
希望能够有一本好的童书

789
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:00,680
一本好的绘本

790
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:01,720
能够带领我们小朋友

791
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:03,480
进入一个比较有创造力

792
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:05,400
比较有启发性的世界

793
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:06,880
那今天要介绍这个是

794
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:10,200
由我们义大利波隆那世界插画大展

795
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:13,360
所授权的一本非常精美的童书

796
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:15,400
因为今天是首卖的关系

797
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:18,080
所以厂商还特别加码了一个

798
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:19,600
非常优惠的方案

799
00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:21,680
是不是可以帮我把字卡拿进来呢

800
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:23,640
来,帮我把字卡拿进来

801
00:41:23,720 --> 00:41:26,680
那各位爸爸妈妈,我们要记得喔

802
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:28,440
孩子的成长就这么一次喔

803
00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:29,680
真的不能等

804
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:31,280
所以你错过了这次优惠

805
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:32,400
什么时候还会有呢

806
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:34,280
其实,玛丽自己也不知道

807
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:35,720
那非常非常感谢厂商

808
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:37,520
今天给了这个优惠

809
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:38,680
一个大好康

810
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:40,560
我们现在马上来看一下

811
00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:43,000
这是一个插画界的奥斯卡

812
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:45,560
什么东西啊

813
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:51,640
进V2第三则

814
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:53,960
五分钟后回现场

815
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:55,800
搞什么啊

816
00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:58,440
你害死人啊,你敌台派来的啊

817
00:41:58,520 --> 00:41:59,760
对不起

818
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:00,800
王八蛋

819
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:02,760
你谁啊,你为什么可以进来

820
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:04,120
你猪啊,一个路人进来你看不到

821
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:05,040
你眼睛瞎啦你

822
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:07,000
字卡用完不会放好吗

823
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:08,280
不好意思,我的错

824
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:10,000
对不起

825
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:10,920
我不是路人

826
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:12,640
刚柜台叫我来摄影棚报到

827
00:42:12,720 --> 00:42:13,680
我是来面试的

828
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:15,040
面试,面你个大头鬼

829
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:16,640
还不赶快把她带走

830
00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:17,600
走啦

831
00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:19,800
对不起

832
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:21,040
对不起,对不起有用啊

833
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:23,840
可以跟我讲说为什么她可以进来吗

834
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:28,520
这边啦

835
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:29,920
谢谢,不好意思

836
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:30,880
谢谢

837
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:35,840
陈夙芬

838
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:37,200
美秀姐

839
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:38,680
你怎么在这里啊

840
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:40,280
我来面试啊

841
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:42,360
你是来面试购物专家

842
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:44,760
嗯 我看你是跟屁虫吧

843
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:46,080
喂,你有什么功力

844
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:47,920
你想在这边混喔

845
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:50,280
还是你暗恋我

846
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:53,000
喂,你对我很勾勾缠捏

847
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:56,360
美秀姐,我只是想跟你好好学习

848
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:57,400
请你多多指教

849
00:42:57,480 --> 00:42:58,520
哎唷,不用多多指教了

850
00:42:58,600 --> 00:42:59,720
我没有什么好 下一组

851
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:02,040
王铁男,刘粉

852
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:04,760
陈夙芬,陈廷威,林美秀

853
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:05,680
你气色不好

854
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:07,280
赶快去那边补个口红

855
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:08,480
对,这很重要

856
00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:14,720
各位长官,各位前辈,大家好

857
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:15,960
我叫王铁男

858
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:17,600
我的朋友们都叫我小可爱

859
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:19,720
我已通过全民英检中高级检定

860
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:21,680
同时拥有保姆,烹饪,等多样执照

861
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:22,600
便宜没好货

862
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:24,880
所以我要求最低薪资四万五

863
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:26,040
还要有绩效奖金

864
00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:27,320
我就是这么物超所值

865
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:29,640
我叫陈夙芬,夙夜匪懈的夙

866
00:43:29,720 --> 00:43:31,720
我的人就跟我的名字一样勤奋

867
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:34,120
我曾经做过八年的网路行销企划

868
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:35,560
也在卖场的通路中

869
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:38,080
创下新人业绩成长最快的销售纪录

870
00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:39,240
我曾经在大卖场

871
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:41,080
蝉连了五年的销售冠军

872
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:42,360
我跟那种走狗屎运

873
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:44,600
业绩突然大幅成长的人不一样

874
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:46,200
业绩呢,是我的金字招牌

875
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:48,080
我做事情非常的小心谨慎

876
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:49,760
我绝对不会在标价的后面啊

877
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:50,680
少了一个零

878
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:51,760
然后就开卖了

879
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:53,920
让人家损失上百万

880
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:56,840
那个,不好意思

881
00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:59,080
有件事情我想补充一下

882
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:01,080
虽然说我的销售经验没有这么丰富

883
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:03,320
可是我曾经操作过很多名牌精品

884
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:05,400
跟高单价商品的销售策略

885
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:06,600
我不是只有卖拖把扫把

886
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:08,000
还有菜瓜布而已

887
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:10,400
所有精品品牌我都非常熟悉

888
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:12,520
不好意思,我也要补充一下

889
00:44:12,600 --> 00:44:15,040
我常常会去进修,提升我自己

890
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:16,600
我会讲法文

891
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:20,120
所以,精品品牌我绝对不会念错

892
00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:21,520
日安

893
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:23,320
我是美秀

894
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:24,480
我不会

895
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:26,440
说法文

896
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:27,680
感恩您

897
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:29,440
我也有进修

898
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:30,640
沙哇低咖

899
00:44:30,720 --> 00:44:31,800
哈基咩妈洗碟

900
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:34,520
丑嫩陈夙芬因米达

901
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:35,520
喇叭锁

902
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:37,320
砍杀哈密瓜

903
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:38,880
什么哈密瓜

904
00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:41,160
我除了语文,我非常的会跳舞

905
00:44:41,240 --> 00:44:43,360
像什么舞都难不倒我,像骚莎

906
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:44,280
骚莎

907
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:46,080
恰恰

908
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:48,120
还有我最会的Hip-Hop

909
00:44:48,200 --> 00:44:49,160
我也会做瑜伽

910
00:44:49,240 --> 00:44:51,000
我就喜欢追求身心灵的平衡

911
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:52,480
我筋非常的软

912
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:56,040
我在工作之余呢,我常会练瑜伽

913
00:44:56,840 --> 00:44:58,120
你不要以为只有你会

914
00:44:58,200 --> 00:44:59,880
我学过十三响

915
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:01,840
十三

916
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:34,080
哎唷,桌上那个是

917
00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:35,760
人家今天就想切水果

918
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:37,760
准备零食给你吃嘛

919
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:40,080
快去洗手,不用换衣服了

920
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:42,080
不用换衣服可以坐沙发

921
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:43,000
快去

922
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:44,640
你确定

923
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:54,040
喂,我同学那边真的有在找行销企划

924
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:55,680
你履历准备一下赶快给他

925
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:58,240
我今天去电视购物台面试了

926
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:01,760
不是叫你不要去吗

927
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:05,480
我不可能做一辈子的卖场销售员啊

928
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:08,440
这可是我人生中最重要的转折跟机会

929
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:09,880
我不想错过

930
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:14,080
卖场销售只是一个过渡期嘛

931
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:15,800
你不是一直想当Marcom吗

932
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:16,840
你不是想要当品牌经理吗

933
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:18,960
我想挑战新工作

934
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:24,520
有两个重点

935
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:25,800
第一个你的副乳不会掉出来

936
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:26,720
第二个

937
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:29,040
它可以让你的胸型更加集中,托高

938
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:31,280
有没有听过,峰峰相连到天边

939
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:32,280
那个整个的胸型

940
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:34,600
这个就是你要挑战的新工作

941
00:46:35,360 --> 00:46:37,760
把你的面具拿下来,醒醒吧

942
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:39,880
这工作到底有什么问题

943
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:40,960
又不偷又不抢

944
00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:42,000
每次我都常常听到

945
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:43,200
男人走在女人后面都说

946
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:44,680
哎呀,你看前面那个女人

947
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:46,080
背后好像米其林

948
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:47,520
米其林娃娃有没有看过

949
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:53,800
快拿下你的面具

950
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:55,840
醒醒吧

951
00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:58,840
说穿了

952
00:46:58,920 --> 00:46:59,880
还不是不想我去

953
00:46:59,960 --> 00:47:02,320
做那些抛头露面的工作

954
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:04,720
都什么年代了啊

955
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:06,840
谢谢光临　　　谢谢光临

956
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:07,840
喂

957
00:47:09,720 --> 00:47:11,160
等等

958
00:47:11,880 --> 00:47:14,000
你不是很讨厌卖东西吗

959
00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:17,160
怎么几天不见就变了一个人啊

960
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:24,800
因为我不想再吃闷亏

961
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:27,040
我不想再当免洗筷了

962
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:29,360
我要让那些看不起我

963
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:31,560
觉得我做不到的人

964
00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:34,280
对我刮目相看

965
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:39,880
专线上周总共确认了

966
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:41,960
一万九千八百七十六笔交易

967
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:44,720
平均每天确认将近二千八百四十笔

968
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:47,040
其中百分之三十三是美容美体线

969
00:47:47,120 --> 00:47:48,720
百分之二十八是3C线

970
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:50,160
客服部上周共接获

971
00:47:50,240 --> 00:47:51,720
一千六百三十八通电话

972
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:54,760
百分之三十九询问运动器材组装问题

973
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:56,800
百分之二十六反应家电赠品

974
00:47:56,880 --> 00:47:57,720
缺件问题

975
00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:00,400
仓管这边上周退货共五百八十六件

976
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:02,200
出货一万九千八百三十九件

977
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:04,760
其中退货的百分之二十三为3C线

978
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:07,320
百分之十八为运动器材线

979
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:09,360
以上是我们各部门的统计数字

980
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:11,720
请问一下副总还有什么指示

981
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:15,880
大家辛苦了

982
00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:20,080
这次的商品难度非常高

983
00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:22,600
小金小银上次只有六成

984
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:25,160
这一次的百百就麻烦两位了

985
00:48:25,240 --> 00:48:27,640
安姐早,我是今天跟你练习双搭的陈

986
00:48:27,720 --> 00:48:29,280
嘘,安静

987
00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:32,400
来,两位再喝点大麦红茶

988
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:35,040
让我今天的业绩可以大卖

989
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:36,840
麻烦小金小银了

990
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:39,640
来,你也拜一下,两只手拜

991
00:48:44,240 --> 00:48:45,960
再虔诚一点

992
00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:49,080
你知道这两位是谁吗

993
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:51,480
这两位是貔貅

994
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:53,440
专门咬金银财宝的

995
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:54,960
而且呢,祂们身上只有嘴巴

996
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:55,880
没有

997
00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:57,120
你知道,出来的地方

998
00:48:57,200 --> 00:48:59,920
所以钱呢,都藏在祂们的肚子里面

999
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,160
供奉祂们两位,就可以赚大钱

1000
00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:04,040
你要不要也供养两只

1001
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:05,880
来,名牌给我

1002
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:07,280
这个

1003
00:49:08,600 --> 00:49:11,800
小金小银,这是我今天的搭档陈夙芬

1004
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:13,320
麻烦两位多多关照

1005
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:16,000
让我们电话线都可以从头满到尾

1006
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:18,480
来,跟小金小银自我介绍

1007
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:23,640
小金小银您好,我叫陈夙芬

1008
00:49:23,720 --> 00:49:24,600
请你们多多照顾

1009
00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:25,560
谢谢

1010
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:28,760
对了,你是新人喔

1011
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:30,160
一定要去虎澜宫拜拜

1012
00:49:30,240 --> 00:49:31,080
那里很灵的

1013
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:33,000
你拜完之后就可以通过试用期

1014
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:34,000
正式签约

1015
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:34,960
知道吗

1016
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:36,680
好,来,现在跟我这样做

1017
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:39,280
两只手从上面把气,拨到自己的身上

1018
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:40,200
拨过来的时候呢

1019
00:49:40,280 --> 00:49:43,160
鼻孔张开,把气吸进去

1020
00:49:43,240 --> 00:49:44,160
开始

1021
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:46,440
对,再一次

1022
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:50,280
有没有觉得把财气给拨过来了

1023
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:52,480
满线

1024
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:54,680
拨完之后再跟祂们两个说谢谢

1025
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:55,960
谢谢小金小银　　　谢谢

1026
00:49:57,120 --> 00:50:00,360
这次跟我合作的制作人是周姐

1027
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:03,360
不过呢,厂商不太有信心

1028
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:05,280
就麻烦两位帮帮忙

1029
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:06,440
让我们能够一次呢

1030
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:08,280
就达到了百百的达成率

1031
00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:10,440
这个月业绩就靠这档

1032
00:50:10,520 --> 00:50:12,040
麻烦小金小银,麻烦

1033
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:15,600
再喝点大麦红茶

1034
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:18,440
(护身符)

1035
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:20,920
好,这里就是我们的摄影棚

1036
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:22,920
这是我们的一号摄影师大哥

1037
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:23,840
大哥你好

1038
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:25,360
这是我们现场的FD,技安

1039
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:26,280
你好

1040
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:27,400
好,不用了,好,谢谢

1041
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:30,400
成交多少单,从这个数字都可以看到

1042
00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:32,320
这最后一个大家应该知道是什么了

1043
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:34,080
好,我们现在进行机位的训练

1044
00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:35,720
这三台摄影机上面都有数字

1045
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:36,960
有看到吗 有

1046
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:38,080
所以只要哪一台灯亮

1047
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:39,560
你就跟着哪一机

1048
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:41,200
有没有

1049
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:42,160
三

1050
00:50:42,240 --> 00:50:43,200
二

1051
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:49,000
不错喔,都有跟上

1052
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:50,600
那夙芬现在换你了

1053
00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:54,520
三了,三号

1054
00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:57,000
二号了,你跳快一点嘛

1055
00:50:58,600 --> 00:50:59,440
一

1056
00:50:59,520 --> 00:51:01,000
夙芬你回去再多练习

1057
00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:02,280
那接下来我们来学一下

1058
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:04,640
在现场节目当中怎么样做商品展演

1059
00:51:04,720 --> 00:51:06,680
我们习惯是左手拿字卡

1060
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:08,920
然后右手呢这样子在比

1061
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:10,200
干你什么事啦

1062
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:12,840
然后记得一边比要看镜头

1063
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:14,840
然后呢,记得不要拿太高

1064
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:15,760
当你拿太高

1065
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:18,360
镜头就会变成带到你的嘴巴跟商品

1066
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:20,120
所以我们的习惯是把它摆在胸前

1067
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:21,400
然后对镜头看一下

1068
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:23,680
我觉得不是,是画面的问题好不好

1069
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:25,360
你那根本不是女生会喜欢的角度

1070
00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:26,880
各位不好意思打扰了

1071
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:28,760
我带两个新人来打招呼

1072
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:30,280
这里呢,是我们的PD Box

1073
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:31,640
然后这是我们的两位制作人

1074
00:51:31,720 --> 00:51:32,640
一个是我们的逵哥

1075
00:51:32,720 --> 00:51:33,680
一个是我们的周姐

1076
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:34,960
逵哥好,周姐好

1077
00:51:35,040 --> 00:51:36,840
他们主要负责整个节目的流程

1078
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:38,400
然后重点是我们是他们的嘴

1079
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:39,640
他们在耳麦里教什么

1080
00:51:39,720 --> 00:51:41,680
你马上嘴巴就要执行指令

1081
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:43,480
就是那脑袋进水的笨蛋

1082
00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:45,640
是谁让她进公司的啊

1083
00:51:45,720 --> 00:51:47,200
好啦,谢谢两位喔

1084
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:49,000
再来这里是我们的导播

1085
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:50,160
我们的伍哥跟刘哥

1086
00:51:50,240 --> 00:51:51,640
他们负责整个的画面设计

1087
00:51:51,720 --> 00:51:53,040
跟镜头的切换

1088
00:51:53,120 --> 00:51:55,480
再来这两位帅哥美女呢

1089
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:57,800
就是我们台内数一数二的商品开发

1090
00:51:57,880 --> 00:51:59,400
这位是彼得,这是茱蒂

1091
00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:00,320
当然重点是

1092
00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:03,440
我们台内所有商品要上架的生杀大权

1093
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:04,520
都在他们两个手上

1094
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:05,440
制播会议呢

1095
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:07,200
主要是制作人,主持人

1096
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:09,040
商开,还有厂商代表

1097
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:10,760
针对即将要开卖的商品

1098
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:12,840
开会讨论产品的定位

1099
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:14,040
以及如何针对我们的

1100
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:15,840
目标消费群进行销售

1101
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:16,960
妈妈太太小姐们

1102
00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:19,320
现在扫地有扫地机器人来帮你的忙

1103
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:20,520
但是擦玻璃呢

1104
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:21,840
有什么样的好帮手呢

1105
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:24,160
今天要给大家介绍一个很神奇的商品

1106
00:52:24,240 --> 00:52:25,480
来,美秀

1107
00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:26,560
是的,钧哥

1108
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:29,320
你看我们把机器放在玻璃的上面

1109
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:31,160
就像大白鲨看到鱼一样

1110
00:52:31,240 --> 00:52:33,160
把污垢全部吃光光了

1111
00:52:33,240 --> 00:52:35,040
是不是很厉害

1112
00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:36,840
三,二

1113
00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:39,960
丝瓜露呢,又称为美人甘露喔

1114
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:41,680
主要在我们的肌肤上面的效果呢

1115
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:43,400
可以达到保湿,美白

1116
00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:45,280
同时有延缓老化的效果

1117
00:52:45,360 --> 00:52:47,040
到底是什么样的商品内容呢

1118
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:48,800
我们请夙芬跟大家介绍一下

1119
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:53,840
是的,安姐

1120
00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:56,040
今天我们要介绍的

1121
00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:57,520
蔬瓜礼盒组

1122
00:52:58,240 --> 00:52:59,120
(丝瓜)

1123
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:03,640
有丝瓜手工皂

1124
00:53:03,720 --> 00:53:05,120
丝瓜洗面乳

1125
00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:06,280
照顺序啊

1126
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:08,400
丝瓜,露

1127
00:53:09,240 --> 00:53:11,080
再送

1128
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:13,040
买两组送一组

1129
00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:19,440
再送两组,丝瓜护肤

1130
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:22,360
那市价总值呢

1131
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:23,840
总价是两千三百

1132
00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:25,240
三千两百块

1133
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:28,200
你在念什么啦

1134
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:29,520
那今天只要

1135
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:30,920
今天的价格是

1136
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:32,960
七千八百八十八块

1137
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:36,840
夙芬应该是太紧张了

1138
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:37,760
我想现场呢

1139
00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:39,480
我们价格直接再少六千

1140
00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:42,480
只要一千八百八十八就全部带走了

1141
00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:49,120
夙芬

1142
00:53:49,200 --> 00:53:50,680
对不对,夙芬

1143
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:53,080
Mask on

1144
00:53:53,440 --> 00:53:54,400
Mask on

1145
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:56,160
我就是王牌销售员

1146
00:53:56,240 --> 00:53:58,440
陈,夙,芬

1147
00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:03,200
对啊,各位观众朋友

1148
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:05,800
今天的惊喜价是一千八百八十八

1149
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:06,720
太惊喜了

1150
00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:08,840
连夙芬惊喜到舌头都打结了

1151
00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:10,080
所以千万不要错过这机会

1152
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:11,400
赶快打电话进来

1153
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:16,240
以新人来说美秀很有天份耶

1154
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:18,000
表现很稳

1155
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:19,680
转正没问题

1156
00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:22,520
陈夙芬资质就差太多了

1157
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:25,040
完全跟不上安姐的节奏

1158
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:27,600
我觉得陈夙芬蛮有潜力的

1159
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:29,720
她比我们想像中的有韧性

1160
00:54:31,240 --> 00:54:32,600
韧性

1161
00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:34,000
韧性有什么用

1162
00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:34,920
业绩没提升

1163
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:36,160
死赖着不走

1164
00:54:36,240 --> 00:54:37,800
更麻烦

1165
00:54:37,880 --> 00:54:39,200
安姐,你觉得呢

1166
00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:42,880
我觉得,夙芬的天份比不上美秀

1167
00:54:42,960 --> 00:54:44,240
但是应该稍加练习

1168
00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:45,320
就可以跟得上节奏

1169
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:46,600
两个应该可以留下来

1170
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:05,600
喔,天哪

1171
00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:08,440
比看水族箱还无聊

1172
00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:09,880
水族箱里面至少还有鱼

1173
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:11,760
在那边游来游去

1174
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:13,880
对啊

1175
00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:16,640
我不行了

1176
00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:18,880
天啊,我不行了

1177
00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:20,040
我也不行了

1178
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:21,840
Prada,你等一下再叫我

1179
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:43,320
请问有人叫修水电吗

1180
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:44,640
没有啊

1181
00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:47,880
奇怪,不是有人叫我来这边找他吗

1182
00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:49,120
是我

1183
00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:54,520
是你在我家对面装监视器,对吧

1184
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:55,640
你认错人了

1185
00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:01,280
不是,也没关系

1186
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:04,640
我想要请你帮我把它拆掉

1187
00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:07,920
不行啦,他们很奇怪

1188
00:56:08,560 --> 00:56:09,600
所以真的是你

1189
00:56:09,680 --> 00:56:10,520
不是

1190
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:12,040
你为什么要这么做

1191
00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:15,880
监视器真的不关我的事啦

1192
00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:17,640
我不能作主

1193
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:23,640
对不起,你不要这样啦

1194
00:56:31,240 --> 00:56:34,480
我爸爸很早就过世

1195
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:37,760
我妈妈长年卧病在床

1196
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:40,120
所以我从很小

1197
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:44,080
就要出去打工赚钱贴补家用

1198
00:56:44,160 --> 00:56:46,720
我好不容易存到了一笔钱

1199
00:56:46,800 --> 00:56:51,200
没有想到,全部都被他们坑走了

1200
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:53,680
他们为什么要监视你啊

1201
00:56:56,440 --> 00:56:58,080
我不知道

1202
00:56:58,160 --> 00:57:00,080
可是我真的只是想要赚钱

1203
00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:02,560
给我妈妈当医药费

1204
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:06,000
再这样下去

1205
00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:09,600
我的钱又要被他们抢走了

1206
00:57:14,240 --> 00:57:15,480
欧巴

1207
00:57:16,120 --> 00:57:18,400
我拜托你,放过我吧

1208
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:19,760
欧巴

1209
00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:23,600
拜托你

1210
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:25,760
放过我吧

1211
00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:27,400
欧巴

1212
00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:31,520
你也太容易紧张了

1213
00:57:31,600 --> 00:57:33,400
你以前不是在第一线做销售的吗

1214
00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:35,040
怎么还会这样

1215
00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:37,840
可能是我太笨了吧

1216
00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:40,680
在家里明明练得好好的

1217
00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:43,480
可是一看到镜头什么都忘了耶

1218
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:46,600
而且耳麦里的指令,真的好恐怖喔

1219
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:47,840
有什么好恐怖的

1220
00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:49,080
你要想你条件这么好

1221
00:57:49,160 --> 00:57:50,920
你就差一个台风稳健而已啊

1222
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:52,520
你就把每一台摄影机呢

1223
00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:54,920
当作有钱的大户

1224
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:56,200
对他们脑袋就想着

1225
00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:58,920
买,买,买

1226
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:00,440
就这么简单啊

1227
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:01,640
知道吗

1228
00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:03,480
你赶快去做准备啦

1229
00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:05,360
玛丽姐早

1230
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:14,480
玛丽姐好像很讨厌我

1231
00:58:15,240 --> 00:58:16,080
没有啦

1232
00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:17,840
你不要想太多,没事

1233
00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:22,040
她一直都是那样

1234
00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:23,280
业绩一直很烂

1235
00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:24,600
期末考又没过

1236
00:58:24,680 --> 00:58:25,880
怕被新人取代

1237
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:27,800
才把你们当仇人

1238
00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:28,840
期末考

1239
00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:30,840
童书啊

1240
00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:34,000
那是长官给她的最后机会

1241
00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:35,720
可惜没达标

1242
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:37,120
都你害的

1243
00:58:38,760 --> 00:58:40,560
是我害了玛丽姐

1244
00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:42,600
你不要想太多啦

1245
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:44,080
那档本来就卖的很烂啊

1246
00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:46,560
不过是二十跟三十的差别而已

1247
00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:53,680
喂,我真的搞不懂

1248
00:58:53,760 --> 00:58:56,160
你为什么不直接搬家就好了

1249
00:58:56,240 --> 00:58:58,480
我又没有别的地方可以去

1250
00:59:00,360 --> 00:59:02,880
难道你要收留我吗

1251
00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:04,760
算了,鬼打墙

1252
00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:05,680
你先进去啦

1253
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:06,640
我去帮你拆监视器

1254
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:10,120
麻烦你了,欧巴

1255
00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:12,440
我果然只能依靠你了

1256
00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:18,280
放开我

1257
00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:19,200
给我过来

1258
00:59:19,280 --> 00:59:20,440
再跑啊

1259
00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:24,960
好久不见

1260
00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:25,920
萝丝

1261
00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:29,920
治洁

1262
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,880
我们回不去了

1263
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:41,680
求求你放过我吧

1264
00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:42,640
我

1265
00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:44,920
我真的不是故意的

1266
00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:46,080
以前种种

1267
00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:47,640
乎伊去

1268
00:59:47,720 --> 00:59:48,920
现在

1269
00:59:49,000 --> 00:59:51,240
有钱好说话

1270
00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:52,200
还钱吧

1271
00:59:53,120 --> 00:59:54,840
可是我钱都赔光啦

1272
00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:56,320
不是他们骗你钱吗

1273
00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:57,880
怎么变你要还他们钱

1274
00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:01,360
女人的话能信吗

1275
01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:03,600
她们每个人都有好几张面具

1276
01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:05,640
见人说人话,见鬼说鬼话

1277
01:00:05,720 --> 01:00:06,560
那倒是

1278
01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:07,800
我没有

1279
01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:09,400
我是真的没有钱呐

1280
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:10,320
不然以我的品味

1281
01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:12,480
我有可能住在这种铁皮屋吗

1282
01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:14,360
她是真的没钱啦

1283
01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:16,600
连刚刚喝咖啡都是我买单的耶

1284
01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:17,920
住嘴

1285
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,240
你凭什么跟她喝咖啡

1286
01:00:21,000 --> 01:00:23,120
凭他是我男朋友

1287
01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:24,400
就凭他

1288
01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:25,520
我不是

1289
01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:27,800
好

1290
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:31,000
既然你想泡她

1291
01:00:31,080 --> 01:00:32,520
那你帮他还钱

1292
01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:34,880
每个月还十万外加五趴利息

1293
01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:37,480
我警告你

1294
01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:39,440
别再想落跑

1295
01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:42,080
也别想动外头监视器的歪脑筋

1296
01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:48,760
天涯海角

1297
01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:51,400
I都see you

1298
01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:14,400
萝丝这个女人

1299
01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:17,280
竟然这样子对我

1300
01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:23,680
给我盯紧那个水电工

1301
01:01:23,760 --> 01:01:25,360
照三餐问候

1302
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:27,040
要他还钱

1303
01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:44,800
不好意思喔

1304
01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:47,680
我不是故意要拖你下水的

1305
01:01:47,760 --> 01:01:49,000
没关系啦

1306
01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:50,680
他们没有为难你就好

1307
01:01:58,440 --> 01:02:00,120
不过

1308
01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:02,880
我不介意让谎言成真喔

1309
01:02:11,120 --> 01:02:12,840
对不起,你的好意我心领了

1310
01:02:13,360 --> 01:02:15,120
监视器我再帮你想办法

1311
01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:27,080
你这不是去年的款吗？

1312
01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:30,680
到时候来参加我的婚礼啦

1313
01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:32,960
安妮在这里

1314
01:02:33,480 --> 01:02:34,920
好久不见　　　蒂芬妮

1315
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:36,440
你一定要来喔　　　好

1316
01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:38,080
新工作怎么样

1317
01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:39,480
很想屎

1318
01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:41,120
是姐妹就别问了

1319
01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:42,960
你喔

1320
01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:45,960
咦,这是夙芬吗

1321
01:02:46,040 --> 01:02:47,360
好久不见

1322
01:02:49,120 --> 01:02:50,360
我要结婚了

1323
01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:52,000
你记得要来喔

1324
01:02:52,080 --> 01:02:52,920
好

1325
01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:54,280
一起来分享我的快乐

1326
01:02:55,120 --> 01:02:56,200
慢慢吃

1327
01:02:58,480 --> 01:03:00,000
她是谁啊

1328
01:03:00,080 --> 01:03:01,880
贾白荷啊

1329
01:03:01,960 --> 01:03:03,400
你也认不出来厚

1330
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,600
听说她大学毕业之后就去韩国留学

1331
01:03:06,680 --> 01:03:08,280
回来之后就　　　同学

1332
01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:09,800
你懂得

1333
01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:13,640
各位同学

1334
01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:26,840
这么久没见

1335
01:03:26,920 --> 01:03:29,440
白荷心里有几句话想跟大家说

1336
01:03:30,160 --> 01:03:31,920
我跟我的未婚夫

1337
01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:34,000
是在夏威夷的海滩认识的

1338
01:03:34,080 --> 01:03:37,320
那个时候,他穿着Dior的西装

1339
01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:39,440
一个人站在夕阳下

1340
01:03:39,520 --> 01:03:42,400
看起来忧郁又深邃

1341
01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:44,600
好像一个黑洞

1342
01:03:44,680 --> 01:03:46,640
我就这样坠入了情网

1343
01:03:46,720 --> 01:03:49,240
哇,听起来好帅喔

1344
01:03:49,800 --> 01:03:50,720
拜托

1345
01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:52,320
谁会在海边穿西装啊

1346
01:03:52,400 --> 01:03:53,960
有时候都觉得自己

1347
01:03:54,040 --> 01:03:55,960
是不是幸福的太过分了

1348
01:03:57,160 --> 01:03:58,480
恭喜　　　恭喜

1349
01:03:58,560 --> 01:03:59,400
谢谢

1350
01:03:59,480 --> 01:04:01,720
今天我请客,大家尽量吃

1351
01:04:01,800 --> 01:04:03,160
八百年前就在发喜帖

1352
01:04:03,240 --> 01:04:05,160
是怕没有人要去是不是

1353
01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:09,920
他一个人穿了Dior的西装

1354
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:11,080
站在夕阳底下

1355
01:04:11,160 --> 01:04:13,520
看起来忧郁又深邃

1356
01:04:14,240 --> 01:04:15,960
好像一个黑洞一样

1357
01:04:16,040 --> 01:04:17,280
只有黑洞啊

1358
01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:20,040
才会吸纳她这种人造人

1359
01:04:21,080 --> 01:04:22,320
可是她老公看起来

1360
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:25,360
真的是又帅又潇洒耶

1361
01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:29,800
男人长得帅啊,不是花心就是同志

1362
01:04:29,880 --> 01:04:31,480
这有什么好羡慕的啊

1363
01:04:31,560 --> 01:04:32,520
找老公呢

1364
01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:34,800
还是要找你们家方智凯这种

1365
01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:36,280
贴心又踏实

1366
01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:37,600
重点是他没有

1367
01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:39,160
出轨的本钱

1368
01:04:44,560 --> 01:04:46,440
好好买购物台

1369
01:04:46,520 --> 01:04:48,400
那一开始我就先用需求开场好了

1370
01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:50,160
嗯,好啊,那你讲需求

1371
01:04:50,240 --> 01:04:52,520
我就介绍这个机体介面的部分

1372
01:04:52,600 --> 01:04:54,200
做一下区隔,好不好

1373
01:04:54,280 --> 01:04:55,880
那这个进面板的时候

1374
01:04:55,960 --> 01:04:57,360
我们就刚好进VCR

1375
01:04:57,440 --> 01:04:59,160
导播注意一下我们VCR有三支

1376
01:04:59,240 --> 01:05:00,080
帮我看一下那个顺序

1377
01:05:00,160 --> 01:05:01,400
没有问题

1378
01:05:06,520 --> 01:05:07,880
副总　　　副总

1379
01:05:07,960 --> 01:05:08,880
继续

1380
01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:10,320
反正不因为…

1381
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:12,440
逵哥,模特儿在路上出车祸了

1382
01:05:12,520 --> 01:05:13,360
不能来

1383
01:05:13,440 --> 01:05:15,080
啊,你搞我

1384
01:05:15,160 --> 01:05:16,360
要on了耶

1385
01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:18,120
那你发别家啊

1386
01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:19,560
不然你要自己上是不是

1387
01:05:19,640 --> 01:05:20,480
你有脸,你有奶

1388
01:05:20,560 --> 01:05:21,840
你有腰吗

1389
01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:23,880
你发不到就不要来上班

1390
01:05:24,680 --> 01:05:25,680
那

1391
01:05:25,760 --> 01:05:27,280
让陈夙芬上吧

1392
01:05:32,240 --> 01:05:34,480
现在呢,运动已经变为一种风潮了

1393
01:05:34,560 --> 01:05:36,080
有人是为了雕塑身材

1394
01:05:36,160 --> 01:05:38,040
有的人是为了要照顾自己的健康

1395
01:05:38,120 --> 01:05:39,240
可是呢,天气常常

1396
01:05:39,320 --> 01:05:40,520
是最大的一个问题喔

1397
01:05:40,600 --> 01:05:42,640
你说冬天运动又太冷
是

1398
01:05:42,720 --> 01:05:43,560
夏天运动又太热

1399
01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:44,720
这该怎么办才好

1400
01:05:44,800 --> 01:05:46,280
没错,所以很多人选了一个

1401
01:05:46,360 --> 01:05:48,080
不错的选择是健身房

1402
01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:49,160
但是你要想到喔

1403
01:05:49,240 --> 01:05:51,480
进健身房的这个入会费啊

1404
01:05:51,560 --> 01:05:53,480
再加上每个月的月费

1405
01:05:53,560 --> 01:05:55,200
加起来拉拉杂杂 好,非常好

1406
01:05:55,280 --> 01:05:56,120
其实也是满大的一笔费用

1407
01:05:56,200 --> 01:05:57,040
夙芬继续跑,不要停

1408
01:05:57,120 --> 01:05:58,280
四号机,从夙芬脚往上摇

1409
01:05:58,360 --> 01:06:00,840
更聪明经济实惠的一个新方案

1410
01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:05,160
白精灵第二代电动跑步机

1411
01:06:05,760 --> 01:06:07,160
是,而且这台跑步机呢

1412
01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:08,960
不只是你把健身房带回家

1413
01:06:09,040 --> 01:06:11,320
你连健身教练也一并带回家了

1414
01:06:11,400 --> 01:06:12,600
好,我们再来问问看

1415
01:06:12,680 --> 01:06:14,360
模特儿使用起来的感觉怎么样

1416
01:06:14,440 --> 01:06:16,160
怎么样,有没有很轻松呢

1417
01:06:16,240 --> 01:06:17,960
有,真的很轻松耶

1418
01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:19,640
而且控制面板上显示

1419
01:06:19,720 --> 01:06:21,360
我已经消耗了五百大卡

1420
01:06:21,440 --> 01:06:23,680
哇,五百大卡耶

1421
01:06:43,760 --> 01:06:44,760
喂

1422
01:06:44,840 --> 01:06:46,560
嗨,你好

1423
01:06:46,640 --> 01:06:48,600
要修水管还是通马桶

1424
01:06:48,680 --> 01:06:50,960
请问你认识这支手机的主人吗

1425
01:07:05,280 --> 01:07:06,280
是你打电话给我吗

1426
01:07:06,360 --> 01:07:07,720
喔,方先生

1427
01:07:09,960 --> 01:07:11,360
她的通话记录只有你

1428
01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:12,400
我们也不好报警

1429
01:07:12,480 --> 01:07:13,680
麻烦你罗

1430
01:07:13,760 --> 01:07:14,720
女厕那边

1431
01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:22,520
不好意思,借过一下

1432
01:07:22,600 --> 01:07:23,880
不好意思

1433
01:07:28,560 --> 01:07:29,800
不好意思

1434
01:07:40,360 --> 01:07:41,480
萝丝小姐

1435
01:07:42,720 --> 01:07:43,760
萝丝

1436
01:07:51,120 --> 01:07:52,480
钱呢

1437
01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:59,400
你不是要帮我还钱吗

1438
01:08:23,680 --> 01:08:26,880
(解酒液,晕可喝)

1439
01:08:38,080 --> 01:08:40,720
(枕头下500元,饿可买)

1440
01:08:49,960 --> 01:08:52,160
(有困难告诉我)

1441
01:08:52,240 --> 01:08:54,520
(夜店喝挂,很危险)

1442
01:09:02,040 --> 01:09:04,520
袋子,吐袋子里面

1443
01:09:06,080 --> 01:09:07,560
没吐,好,没关系

1444
01:09:08,160 --> 01:09:09,400
要不要喝水

1445
01:09:28,720 --> 01:09:30,680
这个白痴

1446
01:10:03,640 --> 01:10:04,880
玛丽姐

1447
01:10:12,560 --> 01:10:13,680
玛丽姐

1448
01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:15,840
对不起

1449
01:10:15,920 --> 01:10:18,040
我毁了你最重要的一档节目

1450
01:10:24,640 --> 01:10:27,080
自从进了购物台之后,我压力太大

1451
01:10:27,160 --> 01:10:29,200
身体从来没有好过

1452
01:10:29,880 --> 01:10:31,240
嗓子也坏了

1453
01:10:32,080 --> 01:10:34,400
一直跟自己说,再坚持一下

1454
01:10:34,480 --> 01:10:36,600
再坚持一下就会成功了

1455
01:10:37,960 --> 01:10:39,080
但是看来现实生活

1456
01:10:39,160 --> 01:10:41,040
跟电视剧还是不一样

1457
01:10:42,200 --> 01:10:44,440
我真的不适合当购物专家

1458
01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:47,960
你知道在这行要成功

1459
01:10:48,040 --> 01:10:50,520
有太多的因素要考虑了

1460
01:10:51,200 --> 01:10:53,840
除了实力跟人脉以外

1461
01:10:53,920 --> 01:10:55,840
机会跟运气更重要

1462
01:10:58,520 --> 01:11:01,160
我以前就是仗着我业绩好

1463
01:11:01,240 --> 01:11:03,760
就开始对商品挑三拣四

1464
01:11:03,840 --> 01:11:05,280
太俗的不想卖

1465
01:11:05,360 --> 01:11:06,680
不喜欢的随便卖

1466
01:11:06,760 --> 01:11:08,880
结果忘了我们的工作是创造需求

1467
01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:11,080
得要先有商品才有我们

1468
01:11:14,960 --> 01:11:16,320
你喔

1469
01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:17,520
虽然常常犯蠢

1470
01:11:17,600 --> 01:11:19,560
但至少你很努力也有热情

1471
01:11:19,640 --> 01:11:22,280
剩下来的,就是好好的把握时机

1472
01:11:22,360 --> 01:11:24,520
创造契机,交出成绩

1473
01:11:24,600 --> 01:11:27,200
如果真的待不下去就趁早离开

1474
01:11:28,040 --> 01:11:30,120
不要再浪费青春了

1475
01:11:37,400 --> 01:11:39,760
流理台快要被你擦破了

1476
01:11:39,840 --> 01:11:40,800
副总

1477
01:11:42,360 --> 01:11:44,000
怎么了?在这里发呆

1478
01:11:45,960 --> 01:11:47,680
玛丽姐离职了

1479
01:11:49,080 --> 01:11:50,920
她已经三个月没达标了

1480
01:11:51,440 --> 01:11:54,960
玛丽姐在公司这么久,都还会被开除

1481
01:11:55,040 --> 01:11:55,880
我好担心

1482
01:11:55,960 --> 01:11:58,400
万一我做不出出色业绩怎么办

1483
01:12:00,520 --> 01:12:01,640
玛丽过气了

1484
01:12:01,720 --> 01:12:03,680
吸引不了新观众

1485
01:12:03,760 --> 01:12:05,120
但你不一样

1486
01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:09,000
我一直想成为购物专家

1487
01:12:09,080 --> 01:12:10,880
如果没有达标

1488
01:12:10,960 --> 01:12:12,560
我会对我自己很失望的

1489
01:12:13,360 --> 01:12:15,880
不会的,我很看好你

1490
01:12:21,480 --> 01:12:22,320
大家好,我是帮您

1491
01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:23,400
维持健康好身材的

1492
01:12:23,480 --> 01:12:24,480
夙芬

1493
01:12:24,560 --> 01:12:26,160
是,今天我们要给大家推荐的商品

1494
01:12:26,240 --> 01:12:27,960
是我们的飞轮车

1495
01:12:28,040 --> 01:12:28,880
其实飞轮车大家看起来

1496
01:12:28,960 --> 01:12:29,800
都大同小异

1497
01:12:29,880 --> 01:12:30,960
但这一台

1498
01:12:31,040 --> 01:12:32,680
首先是看到面盘的部分

1499
01:12:32,760 --> 01:12:34,760
上面简单的一个刻度和标示

1500
01:12:34,840 --> 01:12:35,800
让你浅显易懂

1501
01:12:35,880 --> 01:12:37,480
分别有速度,时间,距离

1502
01:12:37,560 --> 01:12:39,480
以及燃烧的卡路里

1503
01:12:41,480 --> 01:12:43,480
喔,不用了,谢谢

1504
01:12:45,960 --> 01:12:47,680
五百块剩下来的

1505
01:12:52,480 --> 01:12:54,360
你到底怎么找到我的啊

1506
01:12:59,280 --> 01:13:01,080
我们第一次见面的时候呢

1507
01:13:01,160 --> 01:13:02,960
我就把GPS定位系统

1508
01:13:03,040 --> 01:13:04,920
放到你的工具箱里了啊

1509
01:13:08,200 --> 01:13:09,680
为什么是我

1510
01:13:12,080 --> 01:13:13,280
因为

1511
01:13:15,480 --> 01:13:18,040
你看起来很好骗

1512
01:13:20,640 --> 01:13:22,160
是我失算了

1513
01:13:25,480 --> 01:13:26,360
喂

1514
01:13:27,080 --> 01:13:28,760
你还好吧

1515
01:13:31,680 --> 01:13:33,400
认清了你

1516
01:13:33,480 --> 01:13:35,400
这样算是好还是不好

1517
01:13:35,480 --> 01:13:37,680
我什么都没有做喔

1518
01:13:37,760 --> 01:13:39,240
我知道

1519
01:13:40,560 --> 01:13:42,960
一般的男人都是用下半身思考

1520
01:13:43,040 --> 01:13:45,520
可是像你这种没有下半身的男人

1521
01:13:46,080 --> 01:13:48,080
注定要单身一辈子的喔

1522
01:13:56,280 --> 01:13:58,080
我已经结婚了

1523
01:14:01,960 --> 01:14:03,160
你老婆

1524
01:14:03,240 --> 01:14:05,960
八成是个村姑吧

1525
01:14:08,680 --> 01:14:11,000
那个就是我老婆

1526
01:14:13,720 --> 01:14:14,800
单身虽可怜

1527
01:14:14,880 --> 01:14:16,880
但幻想更可悲耶

1528
01:14:16,960 --> 01:14:18,800
是真的啦

1529
01:14:18,880 --> 01:14:21,160
喂,我老公还金城武咧

1530
01:14:25,120 --> 01:14:27,040
(配偶:陈夙芬)

1531
01:14:29,520 --> 01:14:31,080
我还以为你是个正人君子

1532
01:14:31,160 --> 01:14:32,680
原来只是老婆很正

1533
01:14:32,760 --> 01:14:34,600
不用出来吃外食

1534
01:14:38,240 --> 01:14:39,080
其实我现在也不确定

1535
01:14:39,160 --> 01:14:40,640
她是不是我老婆了

1536
01:14:41,920 --> 01:14:43,920
自从她去购物台之后

1537
01:14:44,760 --> 01:14:47,280
整个人好像变了另外一个人一样

1538
01:14:52,040 --> 01:14:53,400
要不要我帮你

1539
01:14:55,680 --> 01:14:57,120
让她清醒

1540
01:14:57,200 --> 01:14:59,080
离开购物台

1541
01:14:59,160 --> 01:15:00,480
真的吗

1542
01:15:00,560 --> 01:15:02,600
你可以说服她离开购物台

1543
01:15:06,160 --> 01:15:07,880
刚好

1544
01:15:07,960 --> 01:15:10,000
我也很讨厌这种工作

1545
01:15:10,080 --> 01:15:11,840
轻轻松松雕塑你的好身材喔

1546
01:15:11,920 --> 01:15:13,160
是的,跟夙芬一样的窈窕身材

1547
01:15:13,240 --> 01:15:15,320
真是个狐狸精啊

1548
01:15:15,400 --> 01:15:17,560
那些男的都被她迷得团团转

1549
01:15:18,880 --> 01:15:19,840
听说啊

1550
01:15:19,920 --> 01:15:23,040
她每天晚上都跟公司高层出去吃饭

1551
01:15:23,120 --> 01:15:25,000
我有听说过这个版本

1552
01:15:25,080 --> 01:15:27,680
为什么,什么好康的通通都给她

1553
01:15:27,760 --> 01:15:29,960
我美秀哪一点比不上她

1554
01:15:30,040 --> 01:15:31,560
好啦,我承认嘛

1555
01:15:31,640 --> 01:15:32,760
我没有她那么好的身材

1556
01:15:32,840 --> 01:15:34,080
我也没有她那么好的脸蛋

1557
01:15:34,160 --> 01:15:36,200
但是呢,公司所有的产品特性

1558
01:15:36,280 --> 01:15:37,960
我都非常非常地了解

1559
01:15:38,040 --> 01:15:40,160
我不会输给一个花瓶的

1560
01:15:40,240 --> 01:15:42,080
有事吗,陈夙芬

1561
01:15:46,720 --> 01:15:48,000
我们没有说什么喔

1562
01:15:48,080 --> 01:15:51,440
我们只是在讲说

1563
01:15:51,520 --> 01:15:52,520
这只鸟

1564
01:15:52,600 --> 01:15:54,120
很像花瓶

1565
01:15:57,680 --> 01:15:59,440
好好欣赏花瓶喔

1566
01:16:14,120 --> 01:16:17,280
是她,听说她跟副总暧昧耶

1567
01:16:17,360 --> 01:16:19,440
真的假的 真的,你没听说吗

1568
01:16:49,600 --> 01:16:50,960
不讲了

1569
01:16:55,560 --> 01:16:56,680
美秀姐

1570
01:17:03,520 --> 01:17:05,880
我一直很尊敬你

1571
01:17:05,960 --> 01:17:08,760
可是为什么你一直处处针对我

1572
01:17:08,840 --> 01:17:10,680
是因为你嫉妒我吗

1573
01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:12,440
我嫉妒你干嘛

1574
01:17:14,040 --> 01:17:15,600
Mask on

1575
01:17:16,360 --> 01:17:18,640
因为你跳楼大拍卖都没有人要啊

1576
01:17:19,160 --> 01:17:22,000
耍那种卑鄙下流的手段就有用吗

1577
01:17:23,240 --> 01:17:24,960
玛丽姐的位置是我的

1578
01:17:26,880 --> 01:17:28,880
放马过来

1579
01:17:37,760 --> 01:17:43,280
夙夜匪懈接电话

1580
01:17:43,360 --> 01:17:44,400
喂

1581
01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:48,720
不好意思

1582
01:17:50,160 --> 01:17:51,120
喂

1583
01:17:52,200 --> 01:17:56,280
喂,喂,夙芬你听得到我声音吗

1584
01:17:56,360 --> 01:17:58,560
夙芬,告诉你一个好消息

1585
01:17:58,640 --> 01:18:00,680
你可以on节目了

1586
01:18:00,760 --> 01:18:02,640
我实习通过了

1587
01:18:02,720 --> 01:18:04,760
副总推荐让你接替玛丽姐的位置

1588
01:18:04,840 --> 01:18:06,920
谢谢,谢谢彼得哥

1589
01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:08,000
谢谢副总

1590
01:18:08,080 --> 01:18:10,160
我一定会努力的,谢谢大家

1591
01:18:10,240 --> 01:18:11,680
我一定会全力以赴的

1592
01:18:11,760 --> 01:18:14,480
Yes

1593
01:18:19,080 --> 01:18:20,440
手机掉了

1594
01:18:21,160 --> 01:18:22,320
夙芬

1595
01:18:22,400 --> 01:18:24,080
厂商有特别交代这两句一定要讲

1596
01:18:24,160 --> 01:18:26,640
增强活力,然后促进新陈代谢

1597
01:18:26,720 --> 01:18:27,720
特别强调一下

1598
01:18:27,800 --> 01:18:29,200
然后这边是鲨鱼肝油

1599
01:18:29,280 --> 01:18:30,840
跟其他鱼肝油的比较表

1600
01:18:30,920 --> 01:18:32,800
然后这个是认证书,看一下

1601
01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:33,720
彼得哥

1602
01:18:33,800 --> 01:18:34,640
这个鲨鱼肝油

1603
01:18:34,720 --> 01:18:36,360
成分标示不清耶

1604
01:18:36,440 --> 01:18:37,600
而且鲨鱼不是

1605
01:18:37,680 --> 01:18:39,760
保育类海洋生物吗

1606
01:18:41,600 --> 01:18:44,960
这杯咖啡,它的产地品种哪里来的

1607
01:18:46,560 --> 01:18:48,040
南非吗

1608
01:18:48,120 --> 01:18:49,400
我怎么知道

1609
01:18:49,480 --> 01:18:50,800
这就对了嘛

1610
01:18:50,880 --> 01:18:53,160
你管它哪里来的,好喝不就好了

1611
01:18:53,240 --> 01:18:54,880
重点是泡这杯咖啡的人有没有心

1612
01:18:54,960 --> 01:18:57,720
想要把它泡的好喝,对不对

1613
01:18:57,800 --> 01:18:59,520
你放心啦

1614
01:18:59,600 --> 01:19:01,360
这有十三国的国家认证

1615
01:19:01,440 --> 01:19:02,280
如果不能吃的话

1616
01:19:02,360 --> 01:19:03,920
哪来那么多认证

1617
01:19:04,000 --> 01:19:04,840
这鱼油真的很好

1618
01:19:04,920 --> 01:19:06,920
可以增强抵抗力

1619
01:19:13,960 --> 01:19:15,520
夙芬

1620
01:19:15,600 --> 01:19:16,600
你不是好不容易

1621
01:19:16,680 --> 01:19:19,040
才替代玛丽姐的位置吗

1622
01:19:33,840 --> 01:19:35,000
Mask on

1623
01:19:39,160 --> 01:19:42,720
五,四,三,二

1624
01:19:42,800 --> 01:19:46,080
大家好,我是帮您照顾身体的夙芬

1625
01:19:46,160 --> 01:19:48,280
今天夙芬要诚心地推荐给您

1626
01:19:48,360 --> 01:19:51,320
一项非常棒的健康补给品

1627
01:19:51,400 --> 01:19:53,600
大西蓝海鲨鱼肝油

1628
01:19:58,560 --> 01:20:00,600
副总,请问一下

1629
01:20:00,680 --> 01:20:03,120
你就喜欢陈夙芬那样的女生吗

1630
01:20:04,880 --> 01:20:06,440
我也很喜欢你啊,美秀

1631
01:20:06,520 --> 01:20:08,640
那为什么只有她可以on档

1632
01:20:12,160 --> 01:20:15,480
因为你是我们的秘密武器

1633
01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:17,160
秘密武器只有在

1634
01:20:17,240 --> 01:20:19,120
最重要的时刻才出场嘛

1635
01:20:19,200 --> 01:20:20,160
对不对

1636
01:20:23,880 --> 01:20:24,720
我

1637
01:20:24,800 --> 01:20:26,360
就是你

1638
01:20:26,440 --> 01:20:27,360
我对你有信心

1639
01:20:29,800 --> 01:20:31,360
各位妈妈太太

1640
01:20:31,440 --> 01:20:34,440
你们有没有觉得你们的手越来越粗了

1641
01:20:34,520 --> 01:20:36,960
老公好久没有牵你的手

1642
01:20:37,040 --> 01:20:39,120
你的右手摸你的左手

1643
01:20:39,200 --> 01:20:42,120
哎唷,感觉好像摸到菜瓜布

1644
01:20:42,200 --> 01:20:44,120
如果你有这个问题的话

1645
01:20:44,200 --> 01:20:45,640
今天就千万不要错过

1646
01:20:45,720 --> 01:20:47,360
美秀帮你推荐的这台

1647
01:20:47,440 --> 01:20:48,440
洗碗机

1648
01:20:48,520 --> 01:20:50,480
它非常非常地智慧

1649
01:20:50,560 --> 01:20:54,040
它每一层都有不同的水柱力道

1650
01:20:54,120 --> 01:20:57,520
而且它帮你,省水又省电

1651
01:20:57,600 --> 01:20:59,600
这么聪明的洗碗机

1652
01:20:59,680 --> 01:21:02,280
今天就给你最大最大的折扣

1653
01:21:02,360 --> 01:21:03,680
买一台送一台 剩最后五组

1654
01:21:03,760 --> 01:21:05,560
什么,剩最后五组耶

1655
01:21:06,400 --> 01:21:07,520
美秀绝对不夸张

1656
01:21:07,600 --> 01:21:09,120
你今天如果没有买到的话

1657
01:21:09,200 --> 01:21:10,920
明天真的买不到了啦

1658
01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:11,840
打电话

1659
01:21:11,920 --> 01:21:14,160
副总不知道是怎么鼓励美秀的

1660
01:21:14,240 --> 01:21:16,680
她根本用灵魂在卖嘛

1661
01:21:17,480 --> 01:21:18,640
舒活综合维他命

1662
01:21:18,720 --> 01:21:20,360
晶钻蜗牛原液晚霜

1663
01:21:20,440 --> 01:21:21,960
草本乐活排油锭

1664
01:21:22,040 --> 01:21:23,400
大西蓝海鲨鱼肝油

1665
01:21:23,480 --> 01:21:24,840
夙芬负责的这些商品

1666
01:21:24,920 --> 01:21:26,360
销售成绩都不差

1667
01:21:26,440 --> 01:21:28,600
但是没有达到我们的预期

1668
01:21:29,640 --> 01:21:33,280
我觉得,夙芬对于产品的热情不够

1669
01:21:33,360 --> 01:21:35,720
是啦,你表现得是很中规中矩

1670
01:21:35,800 --> 01:21:38,360
可是没有办法刺激购买的欲望嘛

1671
01:21:38,440 --> 01:21:40,600
对啊,感觉气虚了点

1672
01:21:41,400 --> 01:21:43,440
夙芬

1673
01:21:43,520 --> 01:21:45,120
你自己觉得呢

1674
01:21:45,200 --> 01:21:48,320
我

1675
01:21:48,400 --> 01:21:51,160
我觉得我好像在开药局喔

1676
01:21:51,240 --> 01:21:53,080
而且我不喜欢蜗牛

1677
01:21:54,400 --> 01:21:55,680
这些商品都是我们好不容易

1678
01:21:55,760 --> 01:21:56,960
才争取到的

1679
01:21:57,040 --> 01:21:59,120
夙芬,你是美容美体线的主力

1680
01:21:59,200 --> 01:22:00,480
当然给你卖啊

1681
01:22:00,560 --> 01:22:03,200
我知道,彼得哥我很感谢你

1682
01:22:03,280 --> 01:22:04,920
可是 还是

1683
01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:06,960
让夙芬试试看别的商品

1684
01:22:07,040 --> 01:22:08,120
总是要多方尝试

1685
01:22:08,200 --> 01:22:10,080
才知道她最擅长什么嘛

1686
01:22:11,800 --> 01:22:14,760
好啊,那试试看吧

1687
01:22:15,720 --> 01:22:16,880
今天就这样

1688
01:22:20,840 --> 01:22:21,720
茱蒂

1689
01:22:21,800 --> 01:22:22,840
下次商审的时候

1690
01:22:22,920 --> 01:22:24,000
多提几样产品

1691
01:22:25,920 --> 01:22:27,440
副总

1692
01:22:27,520 --> 01:22:28,600
谢谢你

1693
01:22:30,760 --> 01:22:33,520
销售成绩就是最好的感谢

1694
01:22:33,600 --> 01:22:35,200
我这次可以帮你

1695
01:22:35,280 --> 01:22:37,520
但接下来要靠你自己罗

1696
01:22:37,600 --> 01:22:38,680
我知道

1697
01:22:38,760 --> 01:22:40,440
我绝对不会让大家失望的

1698
01:22:40,520 --> 01:22:41,640
说定罗

1699
01:22:53,160 --> 01:22:54,000
夙芬姐早

1700
01:22:54,080 --> 01:22:56,400
早 夙芬姐早

1701
01:22:56,480 --> 01:22:57,360
早安

1702
01:23:11,000 --> 01:23:13,400
IPhone7?

1703
01:23:13,480 --> 01:23:14,600
IPhone7

1704
01:23:15,680 --> 01:23:17,080
这能卖吗

1705
01:23:17,960 --> 01:23:20,960
彼得哥

1706
01:23:21,040 --> 01:23:23,080
夙芬,跟你介绍个新同事

1707
01:23:23,160 --> 01:23:26,360
这是我们美容美体线的主力,陈夙芬

1708
01:23:26,440 --> 01:23:29,280
夙芬,你今天就负责带萝丝见习

1709
01:23:29,360 --> 01:23:30,320
双搭销售

1710
01:23:30,400 --> 01:23:31,840
你们好好对稿准备喔

1711
01:23:33,960 --> 01:23:36,160
学姐,我是萝丝

1712
01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:41,840
iPhon e 7?

1713
01:23:41,920 --> 01:23:43,000
这能卖吗

1714
01:23:43,080 --> 01:23:45,120
这是仿IPhone耶

1715
01:23:45,200 --> 01:23:47,200
这样算诈骗吧

1716
01:23:48,800 --> 01:23:50,200
Mask on

1717
01:23:51,440 --> 01:23:53,720
理想主义是没办法卖东西的

1718
01:23:53,800 --> 01:23:56,120
每个商品都有需要它的族群

1719
01:23:57,400 --> 01:23:59,880
我们存在的目的就是为了创造需求

1720
01:23:59,960 --> 01:24:01,560
销售就是一种表演

1721
01:24:02,160 --> 01:24:03,400
是,学姐

1722
01:24:03,480 --> 01:24:05,240
我以后会跟学姐好好学习的

1723
01:24:09,360 --> 01:24:10,640
各位观众朋友们大家好

1724
01:24:10,720 --> 01:24:12,640
我是您的3C好伙伴,夙芬

1725
01:24:12,720 --> 01:24:14,000
大家好,我是萝丝

1726
01:24:14,080 --> 01:24:14,960
今天要为您介绍的

1727
01:24:15,040 --> 01:24:17,360
是一款最新型的智慧型手机

1728
01:24:17,440 --> 01:24:18,440
iPhone 7

1729
01:24:18,520 --> 01:24:19,720
太厉害了

1730
01:24:19,800 --> 01:24:20,840
我知道苹果公司

1731
01:24:20,920 --> 01:24:23,680
只发表到IPhone6S而已喔

1732
01:24:24,200 --> 01:24:25,400
在讲什么啊

1733
01:24:34,040 --> 01:24:36,560
所以说IPhone7是领先业界

1734
01:24:36,640 --> 01:24:38,640
独步全球的商业机密

1735
01:24:38,720 --> 01:24:40,120
在别地方可买不到喔

1736
01:24:40,200 --> 01:24:43,920
可是IPhone是n不是m

1737
01:24:48,800 --> 01:24:49,760
吃错药喔

1738
01:24:52,000 --> 01:24:53,520
等到IPhone7出的时候

1739
01:24:53,600 --> 01:24:55,400
路上人手一支多无聊啊

1740
01:24:55,480 --> 01:24:56,600
只有我们这一档的观众

1741
01:24:56,680 --> 01:24:58,080
可以买到IPhone7

1742
01:24:58,160 --> 01:24:59,440
绝对不会撞机

1743
01:24:59,520 --> 01:25:00,960
真的太特别了

1744
01:25:01,040 --> 01:25:02,840
IPhone的苹果呢,是咬一口

1745
01:25:02,920 --> 01:25:04,320
不是咬两口耶

1746
01:25:04,400 --> 01:25:05,600
你脑子有洞是不是啊

1747
01:25:19,360 --> 01:25:20,400
好吃的苹果

1748
01:25:20,480 --> 01:25:23,000
你才会想多咬一口,是不是啊

1749
01:25:23,080 --> 01:25:26,920
那我倒想看看观众愿意咬几口呢

1750
01:25:32,680 --> 01:25:35,960
请马上拿起电话拨打你的热线

1751
01:25:36,040 --> 01:25:37,120
我让你混不下去,我跟你讲

1752
01:25:51,840 --> 01:25:53,400
这数字有没有问题啊

1753
01:25:57,160 --> 01:25:58,240
这样子也可以

1754
01:26:00,720 --> 01:26:01,560
你行

1755
01:26:01,640 --> 01:26:02,520
算你行

1756
01:26:06,560 --> 01:26:07,400
欧巴

1757
01:26:07,480 --> 01:26:10,120
你老婆真不好对付耶

1758
01:26:10,200 --> 01:26:11,760
我想尽办法要扯她后腿

1759
01:26:11,840 --> 01:26:13,120
都被她化解了

1760
01:26:13,880 --> 01:26:16,160
唉,我需要多一点时间

1761
01:26:18,800 --> 01:26:20,160
你不需要时间啊

1762
01:26:21,080 --> 01:26:22,600
表现的很好耶

1763
01:26:22,680 --> 01:26:23,920
今天起线很快

1764
01:26:24,000 --> 01:26:26,080
弄到我自己在副控都想打电话了

1765
01:26:26,160 --> 01:26:28,640
电视购物从来没有这样的话术过

1766
01:26:28,720 --> 01:26:30,840
你销售方式真的很奇特

1767
01:26:31,600 --> 01:26:34,080
既然这么有效果的话

1768
01:26:34,160 --> 01:26:36,880
好,以后你们两个固定双搭

1769
01:26:36,960 --> 01:26:37,880
好不好

1770
01:26:37,960 --> 01:26:39,040
来,加油

1771
01:26:39,720 --> 01:26:41,320
加油,来

1772
01:26:42,320 --> 01:26:43,200
(录影中)

1773
01:26:43,840 --> 01:26:45,000
各位观众朋友们大家好

1774
01:26:45,080 --> 01:26:47,200
我是能帮你桃花朵朵开的夙芬

1775
01:26:47,280 --> 01:26:48,160
大家好,我是萝丝

1776
01:26:48,240 --> 01:26:49,080
今天要为你介绍的

1777
01:26:49,160 --> 01:26:51,280
是这一款开运招财陨石

1778
01:26:51,960 --> 01:26:53,640
看起来就是个很普通的石头

1779
01:26:53,720 --> 01:26:55,360
没错,它外表看起来

1780
01:26:55,440 --> 01:26:57,600
就像是一颗普通的石头

1781
01:26:57,680 --> 01:26:59,600
但是它内在却大有学问

1782
01:26:59,680 --> 01:27:00,560
是吗

1783
01:27:00,640 --> 01:27:02,320
今天美秀要介绍你这台

1784
01:27:02,400 --> 01:27:03,840
手动慢磨机

1785
01:27:03,920 --> 01:27:05,920
它可以让你把整颗水果的营养

1786
01:27:06,000 --> 01:27:07,280
全部都喝到

1787
01:27:08,720 --> 01:27:09,880
喔,看到没

1788
01:27:09,960 --> 01:27:11,640
有没有,有汁喔

1789
01:27:12,440 --> 01:27:14,320
它是结合了天地宇宙间能量的

1790
01:27:14,400 --> 01:27:15,320
开运陨石

1791
01:27:15,400 --> 01:27:17,040
能帮您挡煞劫恶

1792
01:27:17,840 --> 01:27:18,920
真的能带来好运吗

1793
01:27:19,000 --> 01:27:19,880
没有人知道耶

1794
01:27:20,920 --> 01:27:21,760
所以

1795
01:27:21,840 --> 01:27:24,440
当你将这颗开运招财陨石买回家之后

1796
01:27:24,520 --> 01:27:26,440
你就能成为好运的见证者

1797
01:27:26,520 --> 01:27:29,160
妈妈,你要帮老公准备精力汤

1798
01:27:29,240 --> 01:27:31,560
帮小孩子准备营养果汁

1799
01:27:31,640 --> 01:27:33,080
就靠这台了啦

1800
01:27:33,160 --> 01:27:34,360
赶快打电话

1801
01:27:43,760 --> 01:27:45,480
我们今天推出RICOH GRII

1802
01:27:45,560 --> 01:27:47,840
十周年限量典藏版数位相机

1803
01:27:48,360 --> 01:27:49,520
妈妈,如果你还在用

1804
01:27:49,600 --> 01:27:51,320
传统式的电风扇的话

1805
01:27:51,400 --> 01:27:53,360
就像有手机不能上网一样

1806
01:27:53,440 --> 01:27:54,320
逊毙了

1807
01:27:54,400 --> 01:27:56,040
这台相机四万六千八

1808
01:27:56,120 --> 01:27:57,680
三十六期分期零利率

1809
01:27:57,760 --> 01:27:59,560
还附赠限量七大典藏商品

1810
01:27:59,640 --> 01:28:02,520
今天有惊喜价,一万九千九

1811
01:28:03,400 --> 01:28:04,640
我没什么好说的

1812
01:28:04,720 --> 01:28:05,960
你还在犹豫什么

1813
01:28:06,040 --> 01:28:07,360
赶快打电话

1814
01:28:07,440 --> 01:28:08,400
照过来

1815
01:28:09,680 --> 01:28:12,680
嗨,美秀又来报好康了

1816
01:28:12,760 --> 01:28:14,120
美秀要报什么好康呢

1817
01:28:14,200 --> 01:28:17,080
对,就是这台电动自行车

1818
01:28:17,760 --> 01:28:21,200
我们独家森林风吕汤屋招待卷五十张

1819
01:28:21,280 --> 01:28:22,600
特惠分享组

1820
01:28:22,680 --> 01:28:24,600
它免牌,免税,免考试

1821
01:28:24,680 --> 01:28:27,120
不用像骑脚踏车,骑得满头大汗
隔壁邻居 长官 上司

1822
01:28:27,200 --> 01:28:28,840
送人自用两相宜

1823
01:28:28,920 --> 01:28:29,800
它充电非常简单
原价七万五

1824
01:28:29,880 --> 01:28:33,000
现在特惠,对折再省七千五

1825
01:28:33,080 --> 01:28:34,200
一次买五十张

1826
01:28:34,280 --> 01:28:36,160
让你泡到脱皮喔

1827
01:28:38,000 --> 01:28:39,480
想要购买商品是吗

1828
01:28:39,560 --> 01:28:40,440
好,相机

1829
01:28:40,520 --> 01:28:41,680
好,马上帮你下订单喔

1830
01:28:53,880 --> 01:28:54,720
夙芬姐

1831
01:28:54,800 --> 01:28:56,560
厂商新推出了一款iPhon e 7S

1832
01:28:56,640 --> 01:28:58,400
是你之前卖那版的升级版

1833
01:28:58,480 --> 01:28:59,520
他们特别指名希望你来卖

1834
01:28:59,600 --> 01:29:00,960
美秀姐,这个商品非常的适合你

1835
01:29:01,040 --> 01:29:03,360
美秀姐,我手上是厂商的全新商品

1836
01:29:03,440 --> 01:29:04,680
全球独家首卖

1837
01:29:04,760 --> 01:29:06,040
美秀姐,这是我千辛万苦

1838
01:29:06,120 --> 01:29:07,440
才拿到的旗舰商品

1839
01:29:35,040 --> 01:29:36,320
兹表扬萝丝于本公司

1840
01:29:36,400 --> 01:29:37,440
工作期间认真向上

1841
01:29:37,520 --> 01:29:38,960
表现优异,有极大的贡献

1842
01:29:39,040 --> 01:29:41,480
大幅提升本公司营运绩效

1843
01:29:41,560 --> 01:29:44,240
特致此状,以表谢忱

1844
01:29:46,720 --> 01:29:48,040
喂

1845
01:29:48,120 --> 01:29:49,760
自从你去购物台之后

1846
01:29:49,840 --> 01:29:51,800
我老婆业绩好像变得更好了耶

1847
01:29:54,280 --> 01:29:55,680
不用担心

1848
01:29:55,760 --> 01:29:57,440
我还有B计划

1849
01:29:57,520 --> 01:29:59,240
大绝招还没有使出来

1850
01:29:59,880 --> 01:30:01,080
算了啦

1851
01:30:01,840 --> 01:30:03,120
蛤

1852
01:30:06,880 --> 01:30:08,960
一切都是我的问题啦

1853
01:30:26,080 --> 01:30:27,160
我们这一档新商品

1854
01:30:27,240 --> 01:30:28,840
二十公分调节式增高鞋垫

1855
01:30:28,920 --> 01:30:30,720
可救救你的小短腿

1856
01:30:30,800 --> 01:30:31,640
我们新商品

1857
01:30:31,720 --> 01:30:32,800
男性提臀三分裤

1858
01:30:32,880 --> 01:30:34,080
你下垂的屁屁该拉一拉了

1859
01:30:34,720 --> 01:30:36,040
招偏财紫水晶

1860
01:30:36,120 --> 01:30:37,800
让你中乐透机率提升一成

1861
01:30:37,880 --> 01:30:39,640
才不会月光光

1862
01:30:39,720 --> 01:30:41,040
韩国医美整形套餐

1863
01:30:41,120 --> 01:30:42,360
有李敏镐,金秀贤款

1864
01:30:42,440 --> 01:30:44,160
你想变成谁

1865
01:30:48,960 --> 01:30:51,720
我怎么可能变成李敏镐或金秀贤啊

1866
01:30:51,800 --> 01:30:53,880
你要不要直接叫我重新投胎

1867
01:30:53,960 --> 01:30:54,800
可以吗

1868
01:30:54,880 --> 01:30:56,560
那我问问商开有没有观落阴套餐

1869
01:30:56,640 --> 01:30:57,960
我可以去探望你

1870
01:30:59,840 --> 01:31:01,040
我到底做错什么事情

1871
01:31:01,120 --> 01:31:03,200
你要这样对我啊

1872
01:31:03,280 --> 01:31:05,160
为什么你现在讲话这么伤人

1873
01:31:05,680 --> 01:31:07,680
我只是希望你可以变得更好

1874
01:31:07,760 --> 01:31:09,640
对,是我不够好

1875
01:31:09,720 --> 01:31:11,320
我高攀了你

1876
01:31:11,400 --> 01:31:13,200
你们公司有卖时光机吗

1877
01:31:13,280 --> 01:31:14,520
我想要回到过去

1878
01:31:14,600 --> 01:31:16,440
把那个傻傻喜欢你的我,狠狠打一顿

1879
01:31:16,520 --> 01:31:18,160
你为什么要说这种话

1880
01:31:18,240 --> 01:31:19,440
我只是好意

1881
01:31:19,520 --> 01:31:20,640
你们当然是好意啊

1882
01:31:20,720 --> 01:31:22,680
把那些美妙的废物卖给别人

1883
01:31:22,760 --> 01:31:24,160
化腐朽为神奇

1884
01:31:24,240 --> 01:31:25,080
你们都是天使啊

1885
01:31:25,160 --> 01:31:26,600
方智凯

1886
01:31:26,680 --> 01:31:27,800
不要侮辱我的工作

1887
01:31:27,880 --> 01:31:29,880
你不是说不管我做什么都会支持我吗

1888
01:31:29,960 --> 01:31:31,160
陈夙芬

1889
01:31:31,240 --> 01:31:33,040
你要的是李敏镐或金秀贤的支持

1890
01:31:33,120 --> 01:31:34,960
不是方智凯

1891
01:31:36,600 --> 01:31:38,600
她那么喜欢这工作

1892
01:31:38,680 --> 01:31:40,400
要嘛我努力适应

1893
01:31:40,480 --> 01:31:42,320
要嘛我离开她

1894
01:31:42,400 --> 01:31:43,880
不应该逼她的

1895
01:31:48,800 --> 01:31:50,440
你要离婚啊

1896
01:31:51,920 --> 01:31:53,600
我不知道

1897
01:31:58,680 --> 01:32:00,680
你不用勉强自己帮我啦

1898
01:32:00,760 --> 01:32:01,800
你现在做这么好

1899
01:32:01,880 --> 01:32:03,520
过不久钱就可以还清啦

1900
01:32:04,560 --> 01:32:06,240
这种钱我才不屑赚

1901
01:32:08,840 --> 01:32:10,120
欧巴

1902
01:32:10,200 --> 01:32:11,560
你不要担心啦

1903
01:32:11,640 --> 01:32:12,960
再给我一点时间

1904
01:32:13,040 --> 01:32:15,680
我一定会让她改变主意

1905
01:32:29,800 --> 01:32:32,040
来,敬你

1906
01:32:36,880 --> 01:32:38,400
我要感谢这阵子以来

1907
01:32:38,480 --> 01:32:40,600
你对公司的贡献和付出

1908
01:32:41,600 --> 01:32:43,760
哪里,这都我应该要做的

1909
01:32:50,160 --> 01:32:52,360
而且要不是副总的赏识

1910
01:32:52,440 --> 01:32:54,440
我可能连公司都进不了

1911
01:32:55,000 --> 01:32:57,160
谢谢副总,让我美梦成真

1912
01:33:00,560 --> 01:33:02,800
这鸭胸肉做的入味又爽口耶

1913
01:33:02,880 --> 01:33:04,600
这是从法国空运来台的食材

1914
01:33:05,240 --> 01:33:08,160
我交代主厨一定要用最好的食材

1915
01:33:08,240 --> 01:33:10,200
招待我最重要的客人

1916
01:33:14,120 --> 01:33:15,640
而且调味也很特别

1917
01:33:15,720 --> 01:33:18,440
这调味是主厨的独门秘方

1918
01:33:18,520 --> 01:33:19,880
你味蕾不错

1919
01:33:20,800 --> 01:33:22,560
你,喜欢下厨吗

1920
01:33:22,640 --> 01:33:24,720
通常都是我老

1921
01:33:25,720 --> 01:33:29,320
夙夜匪懈接电话

1922
01:33:29,400 --> 01:33:30,840
(老公公)

1923
01:33:30,920 --> 01:33:34,680
夙夜匪懈接电话

1924
01:33:39,760 --> 01:33:40,640
不好意思

1925
01:33:43,240 --> 01:33:45,280
有时间的话才会下厨

1926
01:33:45,360 --> 01:33:47,080
不过如果有时间的话

1927
01:33:47,160 --> 01:33:48,480
我会拿来打扫家里

1928
01:33:49,640 --> 01:33:51,120
我早发现了

1929
01:33:51,200 --> 01:33:52,760
你有洁癖

1930
01:33:55,800 --> 01:33:56,720
就是

1931
01:33:56,800 --> 01:33:58,360
掉在地上的头发

1932
01:33:58,440 --> 01:33:59,720
滴出来的水渍

1933
01:33:59,800 --> 01:34:01,200
还有用完的订书针

1934
01:34:01,280 --> 01:34:02,680
玻璃跟金属上的指纹

1935
01:34:02,760 --> 01:34:03,840
我只要看到就会受不了

1936
01:34:03,920 --> 01:34:05,480
一定要马上把它们清掉

1937
01:34:05,560 --> 01:34:06,440
我也是

1938
01:34:09,240 --> 01:34:11,480
难怪我总觉得跟你个性特别合拍

1939
01:34:13,520 --> 01:34:16,280
对了,你既然喜欢打扫的话

1940
01:34:17,000 --> 01:34:18,400
那你知不知道

1941
01:34:18,480 --> 01:34:20,680
D牌最近新推出全新的

1942
01:34:20,760 --> 01:34:21,600
全方位

1943
01:34:21,680 --> 01:34:23,240
大扫除机

1944
01:34:23,800 --> 01:34:25,840
天哪,那是每个主妇

1945
01:34:27,440 --> 01:34:30,320
那是每个女生心目中的梦幻商品耶

1946
01:34:30,400 --> 01:34:32,040
欧洲都卖到断货

1947
01:34:32,120 --> 01:34:33,440
有钱都买不到的

1948
01:34:33,520 --> 01:34:35,120
我家就有一台

1949
01:34:35,200 --> 01:34:36,920
好用吗

1950
01:34:37,000 --> 01:34:38,240
我也好想要有一台喔

1951
01:34:39,440 --> 01:34:40,760
想不想试试看

1952
01:34:57,840 --> 01:34:59,720
你跟家人一起住吗

1953
01:35:00,640 --> 01:35:02,560
没有,这里我一个人住

1954
01:35:04,600 --> 01:35:06,280
以后

1955
01:35:07,960 --> 01:35:09,920
也欢迎你常来

1956
01:35:23,520 --> 01:35:24,960
(老公公:晚上变冷了)

1957
01:35:25,040 --> 01:35:26,520
(需要我接你,就打电话)

1958
01:35:26,600 --> 01:35:28,000
(PS:增高鞋垫不错用)

1959
01:35:28,080 --> 01:35:29,560
(提臀裤好紧)

1960
01:35:31,000 --> 01:35:32,840
来,请进

1961
01:35:39,880 --> 01:35:40,720
我

1962
01:35:40,800 --> 01:35:42,200
怎么了

1963
01:35:53,720 --> 01:35:55,120
我还有事

1964
01:35:55,200 --> 01:35:56,520
先走了

1965
01:36:28,160 --> 01:36:30,560
好好买购物台

1966
01:36:48,800 --> 01:36:50,520
开场方式啊,我觉得要改一下

1967
01:36:50,600 --> 01:36:51,520
对,然后

1968
01:37:09,760 --> 01:37:10,760
嗨

1969
01:37:14,360 --> 01:37:17,080
我是不是做错什么事情

1970
01:37:19,520 --> 01:37:22,480
没有,做错事的人不是副总

1971
01:37:24,760 --> 01:37:26,600
不好意思,我还有事

1972
01:37:27,120 --> 01:37:28,800
呃,夙芬

1973
01:37:31,160 --> 01:37:35,120
下个星期有一档限量的钻石

1974
01:37:35,920 --> 01:37:37,600
你想不想试试看

1975
01:37:41,840 --> 01:37:43,480
这跟

1976
01:37:43,560 --> 01:37:45,840
和副总吃饭有关吗

1977
01:37:47,560 --> 01:37:48,760
美秀同一个时间

1978
01:37:48,840 --> 01:37:50,360
也要on等值的商品

1979
01:37:51,080 --> 01:37:52,680
你说有没有关系

1980
01:37:55,120 --> 01:37:56,200
谢谢副总

1981
01:37:58,560 --> 01:38:00,440
我一定会全力以赴的

1982
01:38:19,680 --> 01:38:21,280
漂亮吧

1983
01:38:21,360 --> 01:38:22,280
喜欢吗

1984
01:38:22,360 --> 01:38:23,240
很美 真的

1985
01:38:23,320 --> 01:38:24,240
很美

1986
01:38:24,320 --> 01:38:25,360
很美,对不对

1987
01:38:25,440 --> 01:38:28,520
等下要走红毯我现在好紧张
你老公对你这么好

1988
01:38:30,520 --> 01:38:32,360
我的脸都要笑僵了耶

1989
01:38:32,440 --> 01:38:33,960
这种用银子堆出来的婚礼

1990
01:38:34,040 --> 01:38:35,400
实在是受不了

1991
01:38:39,480 --> 01:38:40,440
哈罗

1992
01:38:41,280 --> 01:38:43,080
好久不见,你们这么早就来了

1993
01:38:43,160 --> 01:38:44,360
恭喜

1994
01:38:44,960 --> 01:38:46,120
你怎么啦

1995
01:38:49,280 --> 01:38:50,480
你说的对

1996
01:38:51,280 --> 01:38:54,000
男人长得帅,不是花心就是同志

1997
01:38:56,680 --> 01:38:59,640
陈夙芬

1998
01:39:00,280 --> 01:39:01,640
你要去哪里啦

1999
01:39:29,880 --> 01:39:31,160
喂,小姐

2000
01:39:40,800 --> 01:39:42,600
你怎么还没买卸妆油啊

2001
01:40:23,160 --> 01:40:24,760
今天加油

2002
01:40:27,240 --> 01:40:29,160
今天要加油

2003
01:40:35,960 --> 01:40:39,000
七月半都过那么久还出来吓人

2004
01:40:39,080 --> 01:40:41,520
真是歹年冬多疯人

2005
01:40:52,680 --> 01:40:54,680
你在搞什么啊

2006
01:40:54,760 --> 01:40:56,400
你今天不是要on钻戒吗

2007
01:40:57,920 --> 01:40:59,560
什么德性啊

2008
01:41:00,760 --> 01:41:01,960
起来啦

2009
01:41:02,680 --> 01:41:04,080
起来啦

2010
01:41:05,400 --> 01:41:06,280
跟我来

2011
01:41:07,720 --> 01:41:08,760
把门关起来

2012
01:41:11,800 --> 01:41:12,720
坐下

2013
01:41:15,040 --> 01:41:16,400
陈夙芬

2014
01:41:16,480 --> 01:41:18,920
你看看你自己那个死样子

2015
01:41:19,000 --> 01:41:21,680
人家还以为你是在卖灵骨塔咧

2016
01:41:22,640 --> 01:41:24,960
你是都不卸妆是不是

2017
01:41:27,560 --> 01:41:29,040
真的很勇敢耶

2018
01:41:31,640 --> 01:41:34,400
粉刺还跑出来,痘痘还冒这样子

2019
01:41:34,920 --> 01:41:38,160
还好,你今天卖的不是蒸脸机

2020
01:41:38,880 --> 01:41:40,680
不然,请问专业在哪里

2021
01:41:40,760 --> 01:41:42,000
你有说服力吗

2022
01:41:42,080 --> 01:41:43,800
你看你睫毛还掉了

2023
01:41:45,520 --> 01:41:46,480
干嘛

2024
01:41:49,920 --> 01:41:50,800
干嘛

2025
01:41:52,680 --> 01:41:54,680
哎唷,你哭什么啦

2026
01:41:56,760 --> 01:41:59,160
美秀姐

2027
01:42:01,080 --> 01:42:05,360
你从来没有迷失过自己吗

2028
01:42:09,360 --> 01:42:12,640
我觉得我都快认不得自己了

2029
01:42:13,640 --> 01:42:16,560
我都不知道我在干嘛

2030
01:42:20,200 --> 01:42:23,160
这个就是你这种花瓶喔,才有的困扰

2031
01:42:25,520 --> 01:42:26,760
你知道吗

2032
01:42:26,840 --> 01:42:28,640
你只光有个外表

2033
01:42:28,720 --> 01:42:29,760
有什么用

2034
01:42:29,840 --> 01:42:30,680
要有内在

2035
01:42:30,760 --> 01:42:32,760
你内在都是空的啊

2036
01:42:37,760 --> 01:42:39,920
我不要做销售了

2037
01:42:42,680 --> 01:42:44,280
我跟你说

2038
01:42:44,360 --> 01:42:46,280
有自知之明就好了

2039
01:42:47,080 --> 01:42:49,640
但是呢,你上个礼拜的业绩

2040
01:42:49,720 --> 01:42:52,440
很侥幸地赢了我那么一点点

2041
01:42:53,040 --> 01:42:54,840
如果你想走的话

2042
01:42:54,920 --> 01:42:57,400
喂,我会被讲一辈子耶

2043
01:42:57,480 --> 01:43:00,560
说我,输给了陈夙芬

2044
01:43:01,920 --> 01:43:02,880
怎么样

2045
01:43:03,720 --> 01:43:05,000
你要落跑吗

2046
01:43:05,520 --> 01:43:07,080
你想落跑吗

2047
01:43:07,160 --> 01:43:08,000
可以啊

2048
01:43:08,080 --> 01:43:10,160
要等我业绩拚过你

2049
01:43:11,000 --> 01:43:12,880
你才可以落跑

2050
01:43:12,960 --> 01:43:14,200
不然

2051
01:43:14,280 --> 01:43:16,480
我就把你折成两半

2052
01:43:18,120 --> 01:43:19,240
怎么样

2053
01:43:24,720 --> 01:43:25,560
干嘛

2054
01:43:25,640 --> 01:43:26,800
很好笑喔

2055
01:43:36,600 --> 01:43:39,120
那我不是一辈子都走不了了

2056
01:43:39,200 --> 01:43:40,640
哎唷,呸呸呸

2057
01:43:41,240 --> 01:43:43,640
你以为你天天在过年是不是

2058
01:43:43,720 --> 01:43:44,680
我赌你

2059
01:43:45,640 --> 01:43:48,480
我赌你今天的钻戒都卖不出去

2060
01:43:49,720 --> 01:43:51,200
然后我们待会这个桌子撤掉

2061
01:43:51,280 --> 01:43:52,120
我们会有展示台

2062
01:43:52,200 --> 01:43:54,040
两个都有特写对一号机

2063
01:43:54,120 --> 01:43:56,680
你们就是慢慢地把它打开这样子

2064
01:43:56,760 --> 01:43:57,720
这一定要强调一下

2065
01:43:57,800 --> 01:43:58,640
好

2066
01:43:58,720 --> 01:43:59,600
应该没什么问题吧

2067
01:43:59,680 --> 01:44:00,520
没问题

2068
01:44:00,600 --> 01:44:01,560
那等一下一开场

2069
01:44:01,640 --> 01:44:02,680
我就让气氛热起来

2070
01:44:02,760 --> 01:44:04,600
水啦 交给你了

2071
01:44:04,680 --> 01:44:05,560
你麦克风歪掉了

2072
01:44:05,640 --> 01:44:07,280
好,谢谢

2073
01:44:08,760 --> 01:44:10,440
两位主持人麻烦帮我试个音喔

2074
01:44:11,880 --> 01:44:13,200
抱歉

2075
01:44:13,880 --> 01:44:14,760
奇怪

2076
01:44:14,840 --> 01:44:17,960
一二三

2077
01:44:19,280 --> 01:44:20,200
夙芬

2078
01:44:21,200 --> 01:44:22,880
今天是大日子

2079
01:44:22,960 --> 01:44:24,040
一切靠你了

2080
01:44:24,120 --> 01:44:26,200
你状况看起来很好

2081
01:44:26,280 --> 01:44:27,520
新婚愉快

2082
01:44:28,720 --> 01:44:29,560
可以吗

2083
01:44:29,640 --> 01:44:32,080
一二三,声音OK吗

2084
01:44:32,160 --> 01:44:33,160
现场三秒

2085
01:44:33,240 --> 01:44:34,120
三

2086
01:44:34,200 --> 01:44:35,080
二

2087
01:44:36,080 --> 01:44:37,400
哎唷,我的亲爱的朋友

2088
01:44:37,480 --> 01:44:39,120
我今天要帮你介绍的是什么

2089
01:44:39,200 --> 01:44:43,880
你知道吗,是一台单车界的法拉利

2090
01:44:43,960 --> 01:44:47,280
世界最快,最会破风的三铁车

2091
01:44:47,360 --> 01:44:48,400
五

2092
01:44:48,480 --> 01:44:49,560
四

2093
01:44:49,640 --> 01:44:50,840
三

2094
01:44:50,920 --> 01:44:52,120
二

2095
01:44:53,800 --> 01:44:55,120
钻石恒久远

2096
01:44:55,200 --> 01:44:56,480
一颗永留传

2097
01:44:56,560 --> 01:44:58,520
相信大家都耳熟能详

2098
01:44:58,600 --> 01:45:01,160
我是为您敲响幸福钟声的夙芬

2099
01:45:02,040 --> 01:45:03,000
拍手

2100
01:45:04,560 --> 01:45:05,720
今天要为您介绍的

2101
01:45:05,800 --> 01:45:07,360
萝丝在干嘛 是闪耀着火光

2102
01:45:07,440 --> 01:45:09,120
萝丝 永远都不会褪色的

2103
01:45:09,200 --> 01:45:10,680
墨镜拿掉啦

2104
01:45:10,760 --> 01:45:13,160
你干嘛眼妆不好看是不是

2105
01:45:13,240 --> 01:45:14,240
不要太过分喔

2106
01:45:15,280 --> 01:45:16,920
等一下,制作

2107
01:45:17,000 --> 01:45:18,120
我知道是现场直播

2108
01:45:18,200 --> 01:45:20,320
但是我从来没有看过萝丝这个样子

2109
01:45:20,400 --> 01:45:22,400
我一定要问清楚发生了什么事

2110
01:45:24,640 --> 01:45:27,320
我的命运就像走马灯

2111
01:45:28,200 --> 01:45:30,640
爱情一路走来坑坑疤疤

2112
01:45:31,440 --> 01:45:32,960
在节目开始之前

2113
01:45:33,040 --> 01:45:34,440
看到了这个产品

2114
01:45:35,280 --> 01:45:38,920
就让我悲从中来,哭到不能见人

2115
01:45:41,920 --> 01:45:43,160
真拍谢

2116
01:45:44,200 --> 01:45:45,880
让你爱情全是疤

2117
01:45:46,360 --> 01:45:49,160
我会用一辈子好好补偿你的

2118
01:45:49,960 --> 01:45:50,920
(控制狂)

2119
01:45:51,000 --> 01:45:52,560
各位女性朋友

2120
01:45:52,640 --> 01:45:53,960
你是曾经像萝丝一样

2121
01:45:54,040 --> 01:45:55,920
在爱情面前伤心欲绝吗

2122
01:45:56,000 --> 01:45:57,560
各位男性朋友

2123
01:45:57,640 --> 01:45:59,680
老师说男人不该让女人流泪

2124
01:45:59,760 --> 01:46:01,920
见证真情就在今天

2125
01:46:02,000 --> 01:46:03,640
璀璨情诗,真心绝对

2126
01:46:03,720 --> 01:46:05,040
全台独家首卖

2127
01:46:05,120 --> 01:46:07,640
来自南非无与伦比的美丽

2128
01:46:07,720 --> 01:46:10,200
八心八箭的一克拉顶级钻戒

2129
01:46:10,280 --> 01:46:12,760
正式和各位观众朋友们见面

2130
01:46:14,560 --> 01:46:16,320
三小朋友咧

2131
01:46:16,400 --> 01:46:18,680
原来是在演戏啊

2132
01:46:19,360 --> 01:46:22,200
老头,你看小芬多会演戏啊

2133
01:46:22,600 --> 01:46:24,400
不管我将钻戒

2134
01:46:24,640 --> 01:46:25,920
转到哪一个面向

2135
01:46:40,600 --> 01:46:41,800
不

2136
01:46:42,960 --> 01:46:44,160
怎么会这样

2137
01:46:48,240 --> 01:46:49,280
她们还在演吗

2138
01:46:49,360 --> 01:46:50,680
不知道

2139
01:46:51,440 --> 01:46:52,640
我先把对讲机关掉

2140
01:46:52,720 --> 01:46:53,760
先进VCR

2141
01:46:57,360 --> 01:46:58,560
请副总来B副控

2142
01:47:00,160 --> 01:47:01,320
好一点没有

2143
01:47:01,400 --> 01:47:02,920
吓死我了

2144
01:47:09,920 --> 01:47:11,200
不要乱动

2145
01:47:11,280 --> 01:47:13,560
我在你的迷你麦上面装了炸弹

2146
01:47:14,120 --> 01:47:16,360
要是不小心去压到开关

2147
01:47:16,440 --> 01:47:17,560
它就会爆炸

2148
01:47:19,000 --> 01:47:19,840
你在干嘛

2149
01:47:19,920 --> 01:47:21,600
我们刚刚不是这样排的啊

2150
01:47:22,800 --> 01:47:24,320
乖乖照我的话做

2151
01:47:24,960 --> 01:47:26,520
要不然陈夙芬

2152
01:47:26,600 --> 01:47:28,120
就会炸成两半

2153
01:47:29,360 --> 01:47:31,560
现场除了二号机的摄影师之外

2154
01:47:31,640 --> 01:47:32,760
其他通通出去

2155
01:47:33,160 --> 01:47:34,560
通通出去

2156
01:47:40,840 --> 01:47:42,240
你们两个演保全的

2157
01:47:42,320 --> 01:47:43,240
可以收工了

2158
01:47:43,320 --> 01:47:44,600
去领便当了

2159
01:47:45,680 --> 01:47:47,000
把门关起来

2160
01:47:58,120 --> 01:47:59,600
逵哥,刚才摄影棚里面

2161
01:47:59,680 --> 01:48:00,520
那个萝丝

2162
01:48:00,600 --> 01:48:01,560
她们在干嘛

2163
01:48:01,640 --> 01:48:02,680
在演戏吗

2164
01:48:02,760 --> 01:48:03,640
真的假的

2165
01:48:03,720 --> 01:48:05,600
真的,我刚刚

2166
01:48:05,680 --> 01:48:07,360
陈夙芬,萝丝

2167
01:48:07,440 --> 01:48:09,280
你们还在演戏吗

2168
01:48:09,360 --> 01:48:11,000
拜托不要轻举妄动

2169
01:48:11,080 --> 01:48:14,200
不然我怕我一紧张,我就按下去了

2170
01:48:14,280 --> 01:48:15,960
等一下节目

2171
01:48:16,040 --> 01:48:17,600
照我的要求进行

2172
01:48:17,680 --> 01:48:19,560
要不然我就立刻引爆炸弹

2173
01:48:19,640 --> 01:48:20,520
清楚吗

2174
01:48:21,200 --> 01:48:22,560
看来是真的

2175
01:48:23,920 --> 01:48:24,800
赶快报警

2176
01:48:25,680 --> 01:48:27,480
报警,好

2177
01:48:27,560 --> 01:48:29,800
等一下,先不要报警

2178
01:48:29,880 --> 01:48:30,760
事情闹大的话

2179
01:48:30,840 --> 01:48:32,600
对公司形象会大伤

2180
01:48:32,680 --> 01:48:35,600
先问问萝丝,她们到底想干嘛

2181
01:48:35,680 --> 01:48:36,520
VCR播完

2182
01:48:36,600 --> 01:48:37,960
我们回到现场

2183
01:48:38,040 --> 01:48:41,800
但是节目销售的产品要换一下

2184
01:48:42,360 --> 01:48:43,880
萝丝在干什么啊

2185
01:48:43,960 --> 01:48:44,800
我跟你说啦

2186
01:48:44,880 --> 01:48:45,720
骑了这个车喔

2187
01:48:45,800 --> 01:48:47,040
我不会想要再骑别的车子

2188
01:48:47,120 --> 01:48:48,880
现在马上打电话,好不好

2189
01:48:48,960 --> 01:48:50,200
说不定你还抢得到喔

2190
01:48:50,280 --> 01:48:51,560
赶快打电话　　　懊恼

2191
01:48:52,080 --> 01:48:53,400
好,进VCR

2192
01:48:53,480 --> 01:48:54,560
我们两分五十秒回现场

2193
01:48:55,200 --> 01:48:56,080
谢谢,良哥

2194
01:48:57,280 --> 01:48:58,120
怎么样

2195
01:48:58,200 --> 01:49:00,000
我们的业绩有比长脚好吧

2196
01:49:00,080 --> 01:49:01,120
不清楚耶

2197
01:49:01,200 --> 01:49:02,600
刚B棚好像有状况

2198
01:49:02,680 --> 01:49:04,200
一直吵着说要找副总

2199
01:49:05,040 --> 01:49:07,160
那个,副总下令改放之前的播带

2200
01:49:07,240 --> 01:49:09,840
然后所有的展品都先交给周姐

2201
01:49:09,920 --> 01:49:11,920
为什么,我东西卖得好好的

2202
01:49:12,000 --> 01:49:13,040
为什么要交给周姐啊

2203
01:49:13,120 --> 01:49:14,360
不,不是 为什么

2204
01:49:14,440 --> 01:49:15,280
美秀姐

2205
01:49:15,360 --> 01:49:16,960
那个陈夙芬被绑架了啦

2206
01:49:17,640 --> 01:49:18,560
绑

2207
01:49:18,640 --> 01:49:20,640
我刚才就看到那个萝丝,然后就

2208
01:49:22,240 --> 01:49:24,320
你们做销售的

2209
01:49:24,400 --> 01:49:25,920
都是在避重就轻

2210
01:49:26,000 --> 01:49:28,480
只说好的不提坏的

2211
01:49:28,560 --> 01:49:29,480
你们在卖什么

2212
01:49:29,560 --> 01:49:32,920
卖一个假象,卖幻想

2213
01:49:33,000 --> 01:49:34,000
各位观众

2214
01:49:34,080 --> 01:49:35,360
你们真的相信

2215
01:49:35,440 --> 01:49:38,080
你们的生活会因为购物而改变吗

2216
01:49:38,160 --> 01:49:40,640
会因为消费而变美好

2217
01:49:40,720 --> 01:49:41,920
买豆浆机让你变健康

2218
01:49:42,000 --> 01:49:43,360
买燃脂茶让你变苗条

2219
01:49:43,440 --> 01:49:46,280
买塑身衣可以变性感

2220
01:49:46,360 --> 01:49:47,720
买一颗钻石

2221
01:49:47,800 --> 01:49:50,640
让你们的爱情恒久永流传

2222
01:49:51,440 --> 01:49:52,600
放屁

2223
01:49:53,280 --> 01:49:54,120
告诉你

2224
01:49:54,200 --> 01:49:55,760
一颗假的卖你十万块

2225
01:49:55,840 --> 01:49:57,480
你也照买不误

2226
01:49:57,560 --> 01:49:58,400
笨蛋

2227
01:49:58,480 --> 01:50:00,320
到底演哪一出啊

2228
01:50:00,400 --> 01:50:02,520
这是陈夙芬写的剧本吧

2229
01:50:03,000 --> 01:50:04,240
是真的吗
陈夙芬在干嘛

2230
01:50:05,760 --> 01:50:06,720
萝丝

2231
01:50:07,440 --> 01:50:10,440
你是不是对销售员有很深的敌意啊

2232
01:50:16,840 --> 01:50:18,280
妈,你不要冲动

2233
01:50:18,360 --> 01:50:19,680
我马上就回家了

2234
01:50:23,760 --> 01:50:25,760
妈

2235
01:50:26,760 --> 01:50:28,720
一个老实的女人

2236
01:50:28,800 --> 01:50:30,600
工作了一辈子

2237
01:50:31,400 --> 01:50:35,640
好不容易辛辛苦苦存的退休老本

2238
01:50:35,720 --> 01:50:37,320
全部都被没有良心的

2239
01:50:37,400 --> 01:50:39,040
销售员骗光了

2240
01:50:39,760 --> 01:50:41,040
留给她的

2241
01:50:41,120 --> 01:50:44,320
是一屁股债跟一堆垃圾

2242
01:50:45,560 --> 01:50:46,960
我这辈子

2243
01:50:47,040 --> 01:50:51,400
最讨厌的就是随便乱推销的销售员

2244
01:50:52,200 --> 01:50:54,320
明明知道商品是垃圾

2245
01:50:54,400 --> 01:50:57,920
为了赚钱还把它包装成稀世珍宝

2246
01:51:03,560 --> 01:51:06,520
你也不能一竿子打翻一船人啊

2247
01:51:12,400 --> 01:51:13,400
你

2248
01:51:13,480 --> 01:51:14,360
过来

2249
01:51:15,480 --> 01:51:16,800
来

2250
01:51:16,880 --> 01:51:17,960
坐这里

2251
01:51:19,280 --> 01:51:21,160
今天你就在这里

2252
01:51:21,240 --> 01:51:23,480
把自己推销出去吧

2253
01:51:23,560 --> 01:51:24,440
蛤

2254
01:51:25,560 --> 01:51:27,520
用你最擅长的话术

2255
01:51:27,600 --> 01:51:30,160
告诉观众你有什么价值啊

2256
01:51:30,240 --> 01:51:32,640
你是最有诚信,最有良心

2257
01:51:32,720 --> 01:51:34,960
最能言善道的销售专家

2258
01:51:36,120 --> 01:51:38,440
那你就在这里把自己推销出去啊

2259
01:51:39,080 --> 01:51:40,840
我们这一档的目标是什么

2260
01:51:40,920 --> 01:51:42,800
限量十颗是吧

2261
01:51:42,880 --> 01:51:45,840
好,那我们就现场开放call in

2262
01:51:45,920 --> 01:51:48,480
看有没有十个观众朋友打电话进来

2263
01:51:48,560 --> 01:51:50,200
用钻戒的同等价格

2264
01:51:50,280 --> 01:51:52,040
购买陈夙芬这个商品

2265
01:51:54,520 --> 01:51:58,680
如果,没有十个人愿意下陈夙芬的单

2266
01:51:58,760 --> 01:52:01,280
我就要陈夙芬辞职

2267
01:52:04,520 --> 01:52:06,400
不过你这么能言善道

2268
01:52:06,480 --> 01:52:09,160
卖个十笔应该很容易吧

2269
01:52:13,760 --> 01:52:14,840
扯 购物台直播绑架

2270
01:52:14,920 --> 01:52:16,320
要打电话救陈夙芬吗

2271
01:52:16,400 --> 01:52:17,480
谁要买她啊 北七喔

2272
01:52:17,560 --> 01:52:18,440
买她又没好处

2273
01:52:18,520 --> 01:52:19,680
炸弹是真的还假的

2274
01:52:19,760 --> 01:52:20,880
炸弹,有报警吗

2275
01:52:20,960 --> 01:52:21,960
太矫情了吧

2276
01:52:22,040 --> 01:52:23,040
还有人在看这台

2277
01:52:23,120 --> 01:52:24,040
神经病,关电视

2278
01:52:24,840 --> 01:52:26,480
为您插拨一则快报

2279
01:52:26,560 --> 01:52:28,080
知名购物专家陈夙芬

2280
01:52:28,160 --> 01:52:30,520
惊传在今天晚间的现场节目中

2281
01:52:30,600 --> 01:52:32,840
遭到另外一名女性销售搭档的挟持

2282
01:52:32,920 --> 01:52:34,080
搭档的挟持

2283
01:52:34,160 --> 01:52:37,040
目前购物台高层尚未证实这则消息

2284
01:52:37,120 --> 01:52:38,640
据购物台员工透露

2285
01:52:38,720 --> 01:52:42,040
涉案的购物专家持炸弹挟持陈夙芬

2286
01:52:42,120 --> 01:52:44,440
并且要求开放现场call in

2287
01:52:44,520 --> 01:52:47,280
希望看看能不能征得十名的观众

2288
01:52:47,360 --> 01:52:51,600
以该档商品同等价格来购买陈夙芬

2289
01:52:51,680 --> 01:52:53,640
目前棚内的情况不明

2290
01:52:53,720 --> 01:52:54,720
至于挟持动机

2291
01:52:54,800 --> 01:52:56,200
究竟是工作上的纠纷

2292
01:52:56,280 --> 01:52:57,760
还是私人因素

2293
01:52:57,840 --> 01:53:00,000
本台会持续为您追踪报导

2294
01:53:05,000 --> 01:53:06,920
其实我很害羞

2295
01:53:11,000 --> 01:53:12,360
很平凡

2296
01:53:13,600 --> 01:53:14,920
很内向

2297
01:53:17,480 --> 01:53:19,520
不擅长和陌生人说话

2298
01:53:22,440 --> 01:53:24,560
浑浑噩噩念完高中

2299
01:53:24,640 --> 01:53:25,840
等一下

2300
01:53:25,920 --> 01:53:28,640
我们现在不是要看你的人生跑马灯喔

2301
01:53:29,800 --> 01:53:31,320
不过我提醒一下

2302
01:53:31,400 --> 01:53:34,360
要是你的销售持续挂零

2303
01:53:34,440 --> 01:53:35,840
你大概很快就会看到

2304
01:53:35,920 --> 01:53:38,480
你自己的人生跑马灯罗

2305
01:53:45,040 --> 01:53:46,960
我转行当销售员的第一天

2306
01:53:47,600 --> 01:53:48,640
业绩是零

2307
01:53:49,040 --> 01:53:51,760
我人生中第一笔业绩
这有保固 我帮你拿 先生

2308
01:53:51,840 --> 01:53:55,480
是我妈自掏腰包买下的三包冷冻食品

2309
01:53:59,920 --> 01:54:02,480
再送你两瓶洗卸慕丝

2310
01:54:08,080 --> 01:54:11,240
我说这些,是想告诉大家

2311
01:54:12,120 --> 01:54:15,000
我从来不是一个厉害的销售专家

2312
01:54:15,080 --> 01:54:17,960
但是我为了成为一个销售专家

2313
01:54:19,560 --> 01:54:21,320
做了很多努力

2314
01:54:21,400 --> 01:54:22,800
我都快要被感动了

2315
01:54:22,880 --> 01:54:26,400
不过呢,你的观众朋友

2316
01:54:26,480 --> 01:54:29,080
好像还没有被你说动喔

2317
01:54:34,080 --> 01:54:35,200
唉唷,萝小姐啊

2318
01:54:35,280 --> 01:54:36,200
拜托你啦

2319
01:54:36,280 --> 01:54:37,960
你要多少钱我都给你啦

2320
01:54:38,040 --> 01:54:40,800
你千万不要伤害到我女儿喔

2321
01:54:42,040 --> 01:54:43,000
萝小姐

2322
01:54:43,080 --> 01:54:45,920
我这退休的老本我通通交给你

2323
01:54:46,000 --> 01:54:47,760
请不要伤害我的女儿

2324
01:54:47,840 --> 01:54:49,200
这支手机号码

2325
01:54:49,280 --> 01:54:52,120
现在起就是你的专属热线

2326
01:54:52,720 --> 01:54:53,560
不要伤害我的女儿

2327
01:54:53,640 --> 01:54:54,920
妈妈

2328
01:54:55,000 --> 01:54:57,160
对啊,拜托啦

2329
01:54:57,240 --> 01:54:58,080
陈夙芬

2330
01:54:58,160 --> 01:54:59,880
你说你不想再当免洗筷

2331
01:54:59,960 --> 01:55:02,200
我就把我这个月的薪水跟存款

2332
01:55:02,280 --> 01:55:03,720
通通拿出来买你

2333
01:55:03,800 --> 01:55:04,840
你一定要加油

2334
01:55:04,920 --> 01:55:06,200
让那些看不起你的人

2335
01:55:06,280 --> 01:55:07,600
通通跌破眼镜

2336
01:55:08,840 --> 01:55:09,880
陈夙芬

2337
01:55:09,960 --> 01:55:11,680
之前是我贪生怕死

2338
01:55:11,760 --> 01:55:14,440
不顾工作道义开除你,我错了

2339
01:55:14,520 --> 01:55:16,320
像你这样脚踏实地的人才

2340
01:55:16,400 --> 01:55:18,600
世界上再也找不到第二个了

2341
01:55:18,680 --> 01:55:19,840
我买了

2342
01:55:20,560 --> 01:55:22,320
喂,陈夙芬

2343
01:55:22,400 --> 01:55:23,400
我挺你

2344
01:55:23,480 --> 01:55:24,320
你不用担心

2345
01:55:24,400 --> 01:55:25,360
如果你被开除啊

2346
01:55:25,440 --> 01:55:26,640
你就回来找我

2347
01:55:26,720 --> 01:55:27,760
像你这么努力

2348
01:55:27,840 --> 01:55:29,640
又能创造奇迹的销售天才啊

2349
01:55:29,720 --> 01:55:30,880
我高薪聘用你

2350
01:55:31,520 --> 01:55:32,720
我买

2351
01:55:32,800 --> 01:55:33,800
哇

2352
01:55:35,160 --> 01:55:36,840
好感人喔

2353
01:55:37,680 --> 01:55:38,600
不过

2354
01:55:41,160 --> 01:55:44,120
不过你还少五个业绩喔

2355
01:55:53,560 --> 01:55:55,840
因为不想再当免洗筷

2356
01:55:57,640 --> 01:55:59,760
不想再被人看不起

2357
01:56:00,640 --> 01:56:02,480
追求成功的过程中

2358
01:56:05,280 --> 01:56:06,720
我可能

2359
01:56:08,440 --> 01:56:10,080
说话太难听

2360
01:56:12,040 --> 01:56:14,200
伤害了一些人

2361
01:56:17,840 --> 01:56:21,120
或许,这就是今天老天爷

2362
01:56:22,680 --> 01:56:24,440
要惩罚我的

2363
01:56:26,000 --> 01:56:28,080
要我离开这里

2364
01:56:28,160 --> 01:56:29,520
陈夙芬

2365
01:56:29,600 --> 01:56:31,880
你讲什么丧气的话

2366
01:56:31,960 --> 01:56:33,840
在你业绩被我打败之前

2367
01:56:34,520 --> 01:56:36,520
在你老实对我认输之前

2368
01:56:36,600 --> 01:56:38,600
你都不准逃喔

2369
01:56:38,680 --> 01:56:40,560
你永远是我林美秀的对手

2370
01:56:40,640 --> 01:56:41,680
你听到没有啊

2371
01:56:43,240 --> 01:56:44,200
我买

2372
01:56:45,680 --> 01:56:46,800
夙芬姐

2373
01:56:46,880 --> 01:56:47,920
我也加一

2374
01:56:48,000 --> 01:56:49,720
虽然你平常真的很龟毛

2375
01:56:49,800 --> 01:56:50,960
但是你真的是一个很有良心的

2376
01:56:51,040 --> 01:56:51,880
购物专家

2377
01:56:51,960 --> 01:56:53,200
我也买

2378
01:56:53,280 --> 01:56:54,480
陈夙芬

2379
01:56:54,560 --> 01:56:56,840
你讲话有我难听吗

2380
01:56:57,520 --> 01:56:58,920
你现在是购物台一姐

2381
01:56:59,000 --> 01:57:00,960
你休想这么容易离开

2382
01:57:01,040 --> 01:57:02,160
我买了

2383
01:57:06,600 --> 01:57:07,600
逵哥

2384
01:57:09,080 --> 01:57:10,040
他们是干嘛的

2385
01:57:10,800 --> 01:57:12,040
我是萝丝的男人

2386
01:57:12,120 --> 01:57:13,560
让我和她说说

2387
01:57:16,640 --> 01:57:18,200
不得了啊

2388
01:57:19,120 --> 01:57:21,960
没有想到你已经达成了八个业绩了

2389
01:57:24,200 --> 01:57:25,360
怎么样

2390
01:57:25,440 --> 01:57:27,120
要不要再加码

2391
01:57:27,200 --> 01:57:28,440
加码嘛

2392
01:57:28,920 --> 01:57:29,880
陈夙芬

2393
01:57:32,440 --> 01:57:33,760
我想要向你道歉

2394
01:57:34,720 --> 01:57:37,440
我身为老板应该要拿捏

2395
01:57:38,120 --> 01:57:39,840
跟你相处的分寸

2396
01:57:40,400 --> 01:57:42,120
我不该玩弄你的心

2397
01:57:42,800 --> 01:57:44,000
造成你的混乱

2398
01:57:46,120 --> 01:57:47,520
请你原谅我

2399
01:57:48,160 --> 01:57:49,640
继续留下来

2400
01:57:51,000 --> 01:57:53,120
刚刚那个是副总

2401
01:57:53,200 --> 01:57:54,200
尚恩

2402
01:57:54,280 --> 01:57:55,720
邵亦翔

2403
01:57:55,800 --> 01:57:58,080
你这个混蛋王八臭鸡蛋

2404
01:57:58,160 --> 01:58:00,440
我要跟你离婚

2405
01:58:01,000 --> 01:58:02,760
还有多久时间

2406
01:58:02,840 --> 01:58:04,160
剩下不到五分钟了

2407
01:58:04,240 --> 01:58:05,520
还有谁没有打电话

2408
01:58:05,600 --> 01:58:06,520
快打啊

2409
01:58:06,600 --> 01:58:08,560
我想刚刚这通电话

2410
01:58:08,640 --> 01:58:09,880
不算数

2411
01:58:09,960 --> 01:58:11,280
不过这个尚恩,呃

2412
01:58:11,800 --> 01:58:14,840
不过这位邵先生

2413
01:58:14,920 --> 01:58:17,440
你回去以后应该要好好的反省一下喔

2414
01:58:18,840 --> 01:58:20,440
该反省的人是我

2415
01:58:24,880 --> 01:58:28,000
我要向一个最支持我的人道歉

2416
01:58:32,920 --> 01:58:34,800
在认识你之前

2417
01:58:35,920 --> 01:58:38,080
我从来不觉得自己有什么特别的

2418
01:58:43,840 --> 01:58:47,880
是你一直替我加油打气

2419
01:58:50,160 --> 01:58:52,160
永远觉得我是最棒的

2420
01:58:57,200 --> 01:58:59,560
是你的温柔体贴

2421
01:59:02,560 --> 01:59:05,360
让我们平凡的小日子

2422
01:59:05,440 --> 01:59:06,560
充满了爱

2423
01:59:11,600 --> 01:59:13,160
谢谢

2424
01:59:13,280 --> 01:59:15,160
老公

2425
01:59:18,080 --> 01:59:19,560
对不起

2426
01:59:23,360 --> 01:59:25,000
为了成功

2427
01:59:26,000 --> 01:59:27,720
我迷失了自己

2428
01:59:34,000 --> 01:59:37,600
我变成了我自己最不喜欢的人

2429
01:59:40,400 --> 01:59:43,560
我变成了我自己最讨厌的那种人

2430
01:59:47,560 --> 01:59:49,160
对不起

2431
01:59:50,960 --> 01:59:53,080
实在太赚人热泪了

2432
01:59:54,400 --> 01:59:56,280
连我都想哭了

2433
01:59:57,920 --> 01:59:58,760
学姐

2434
01:59:58,840 --> 02:00:01,120
你老公听了一定会很高兴的

2435
02:00:03,600 --> 02:00:06,680
不过,说了这么久

2436
02:00:06,760 --> 02:00:09,080
第十通电话到底在哪里

2437
02:00:10,120 --> 02:00:12,640
没有人认同陈夙芬的价值了吗

2438
02:00:13,280 --> 02:00:15,520
难道陈夙芬的购物生涯

2439
02:00:15,600 --> 02:00:17,480
就要到尽头了吗

2440
02:00:19,080 --> 02:00:20,000
萝丝

2441
02:00:22,000 --> 02:00:24,040
我知道你很想摆脱我

2442
02:00:24,520 --> 02:00:25,880
当年我好赌贪杯

2443
02:00:25,960 --> 02:00:26,800
师父

2444
02:00:26,880 --> 02:00:28,680
没能在你最需要的时候帮助你

2445
02:00:28,760 --> 02:00:29,720
是我的错

2446
02:00:29,800 --> 02:00:31,120
你们认识

2447
02:00:31,800 --> 02:00:33,720
但我心里头一直是有你的

2448
02:00:33,800 --> 02:00:34,720
治洁

2449
02:00:34,800 --> 02:00:36,480
我不恨你偷了我的钱逃跑

2450
02:00:36,560 --> 02:00:37,480
你滚

2451
02:00:37,560 --> 02:00:40,320
也不恨你留下一大堆直销商品给我

2452
02:00:41,360 --> 02:00:43,080
你可以讨厌我

2453
02:00:43,160 --> 02:00:44,520
但你该停手了

2454
02:00:44,600 --> 02:00:46,720
我叫你滚

2455
02:00:47,800 --> 02:00:49,720
我俩之间有太多珍贵的回忆

2456
02:00:49,800 --> 02:00:51,600
是无法抹杀的

2457
02:00:59,080 --> 02:01:01,200
我正在寻找

2458
02:01:01,960 --> 02:01:04,440
寻找爱神开启的一扇窗

2459
02:01:04,520 --> 02:01:05,480
闭嘴

2460
02:01:06,160 --> 02:01:08,360
一扇兄弟的未来

2461
02:01:08,440 --> 02:01:09,560
痴汉的希望

2462
02:01:09,640 --> 02:01:10,680
闭嘴

2463
02:01:12,800 --> 02:01:13,800
我不听

2464
02:01:13,880 --> 02:01:15,640
如果你知道在哪

2465
02:01:16,160 --> 02:01:17,520
请告诉我

2466
02:01:19,480 --> 02:01:20,880
我知道

2467
02:01:30,720 --> 02:01:32,480
夙芬的价值

2468
02:01:32,560 --> 02:01:34,560
不需要透过别人来衡量

2469
02:01:35,560 --> 02:01:36,480
她的努力

2470
02:01:36,560 --> 02:01:38,920
我比全世界任何人都还清楚

2471
02:01:40,440 --> 02:01:41,560
我老婆是我见过

2472
02:01:41,640 --> 02:01:43,200
最坚持梦想的人

2473
02:01:44,240 --> 02:01:46,120
坚持梦想的人有错吗

2474
02:01:47,960 --> 02:01:49,640
如果你们跟我一样

2475
02:01:50,120 --> 02:01:52,400
可以看见她的努力跟付出的话

2476
02:01:53,400 --> 02:01:55,680
就会知道她今天能拥有这一切

2477
02:01:55,760 --> 02:01:57,040
都不是偶然

2478
02:01:57,680 --> 02:01:58,640
老婆

2479
02:01:59,960 --> 02:02:01,680
爱神帮我们开的窗

2480
02:02:02,400 --> 02:02:03,720
我不会把它关上

2481
02:02:05,120 --> 02:02:06,360
还缺多少业绩

2482
02:02:06,720 --> 02:02:07,920
我全部买

2483
02:02:26,600 --> 02:02:27,920
没错

2484
02:02:28,000 --> 02:02:29,080
我和我先生的情感

2485
02:02:29,160 --> 02:02:30,960
就像这颗八心八箭

2486
02:02:31,040 --> 02:02:33,520
真爱美钻一样,情比石坚

2487
02:02:33,600 --> 02:02:34,760
心动不如行动

2488
02:02:34,840 --> 02:02:38,280
要行动就拿起你的行动电话

2489
02:02:45,920 --> 02:02:46,960
你在干嘛

2490
02:02:53,720 --> 02:02:55,920
三、二、一

2491
02:02:56,000 --> 02:02:57,560
直播结束

2492
02:03:02,560 --> 02:03:04,880
我就知道你可以,陈夙芬

2493
02:03:12,120 --> 02:03:14,800
辞职信

2494
02:03:14,880 --> 02:03:16,000
你真的要离开吗

2495
02:03:17,600 --> 02:03:19,800
你现在已经是我们购物台的一姐了

2496
02:03:19,880 --> 02:03:22,640
真正的一姐是美秀姐,不是我

2497
02:03:23,560 --> 02:03:25,000
哪天你改变心意了

2498
02:03:25,080 --> 02:03:26,280
随时欢迎你回来

2499
02:03:26,520 --> 02:03:28,040
谢谢副总

2500
02:03:28,680 --> 02:03:29,960
我的名字叫陈夙芬

2501
02:03:30,040 --> 02:03:31,240
夙夜匪懈的夙

2502
02:03:31,320 --> 02:03:33,280
我的人就跟我名字一样勤奋

2503
02:03:33,960 --> 02:03:35,440
但现在

2504
02:03:35,520 --> 02:03:38,240
我只想过简单平凡的生活

2505
02:03:39,040 --> 02:03:40,160
角角翘起来了

2506
02:03:46,160 --> 02:03:48,640
拜托,我们做展场这么久了

2507
02:03:48,720 --> 02:03:51,120
考随机销售根本就小菜一碟啊

2508
02:03:51,200 --> 02:03:54,120
所以我才说我们待遇应该要讲高一点

2509
02:03:54,200 --> 02:03:56,120
况且大家现在都嘛网购

2510
02:03:56,200 --> 02:03:57,920
像我们这种有经验的人

2511
02:03:58,000 --> 02:03:59,400
还愿意待在购物台

2512
02:03:59,480 --> 02:04:01,120
主管们就应该偷笑了

2513
02:04:13,800 --> 02:04:16,360
好好买购物台

2514
02:04:40,080 --> 02:04:41,480
Prada,你再拍紧一点喔

2515
02:04:41,560 --> 02:04:42,680
再紧一点

2516
02:04:42,760 --> 02:04:44,600
不是啦,你拍土干嘛

2517
02:04:44,680 --> 02:04:46,040
拍他们半身景啊

2518
02:04:46,120 --> 02:04:47,120
好啦

2519
02:04:50,440 --> 02:04:52,440
这种事情交给男人就行了

2520
02:04:58,560 --> 02:05:00,080
来,再用力一点喔

2521
02:05:00,160 --> 02:05:01,440
用力

2522
02:05:10,440 --> 02:05:13,680
我是农场之王

2523
02:05:18,000 --> 02:05:20,000
很好,情绪很对喔

2524
02:05:20,080 --> 02:05:22,120
想像全世界都死光了

2525
02:05:22,200 --> 02:05:23,800
只剩下两位

2526
02:05:24,680 --> 02:05:26,240
仅存的人类

2527
02:05:27,280 --> 02:05:28,760
见证爱情

2528
02:05:29,560 --> 02:05:30,640
三

2529
02:05:30,720 --> 02:05:31,600
二

2530
02:05:32,200 --> 02:05:33,560
卡

2531
02:05:35,280 --> 02:05:37,080
你早该卡了吧

2532
02:05:37,160 --> 02:05:38,800
我都快不能呼吸了,你知道吗

2533
02:05:38,880 --> 02:05:40,240
我都快换气过度了

2534
02:05:41,600 --> 02:05:43,800
Gucci还是Prada先生

2535
02:05:44,280 --> 02:05:47,600
我要你拍的是良心农场宣传片

2536
02:05:47,680 --> 02:05:49,360
不是真爱纪录片耶

2537
02:05:50,400 --> 02:05:53,800
这支影片我不能上架

2538
02:05:53,880 --> 02:05:55,360
重拍

2539
02:05:58,280 --> 02:06:01,280
(回得去)

2540
02:06:06,400 --> 02:06:08,360
(但是,有些事就是回不去)

2541
02:06:08,440 --> 02:06:10,280
单车比赛是所有人类运动比赛

2542
02:06:10,360 --> 02:06:12,200
赛事当中难度最高

2543
02:06:12,280 --> 02:06:13,120
强度最够

2544
02:06:13,200 --> 02:06:15,560
而且卡路里燃烧最多的比赛喔

2545
02:06:15,640 --> 02:06:17,920
你看喔,环法选手骑一趟比赛喔

2546
02:06:18,000 --> 02:06:20,120
随便就消耗一万多的卡路里

2547
02:06:20,200 --> 02:06:21,960
将近二十个大汉堡喔

2548
02:06:22,040 --> 02:06:22,880
所以说,观众朋友

2549
02:06:22,960 --> 02:06:23,800
骑了这台　　　嗨

2550
02:06:23,880 --> 02:06:25,200
让你破风,让你迎风

2551
02:06:25,280 --> 02:06:26,520
让你速度变快地

2552
02:06:26,600 --> 02:06:28,360
自然巴掉所有选手

2553
02:06:30,880 --> 02:06:32,000
(萝丝变农妇)

2554
02:06:32,080 --> 02:06:33,400
(因为那晚他这么说…)

2555
02:06:33,480 --> 02:06:34,880
陈夙芬 萝丝

2556
02:06:35,840 --> 02:06:37,160
还好吧

2557
02:06:37,240 --> 02:06:38,480
吓死我了

2558
02:06:38,560 --> 02:06:39,440
还好没事啦

2559
02:06:39,520 --> 02:06:40,400
谢谢

2560
02:06:40,480 --> 02:06:42,360
老婆,对不起啦

2561
02:06:42,440 --> 02:06:43,880
之前说要支持你的梦想

2562
02:06:43,960 --> 02:06:44,800
然后我食言了

2563
02:06:44,880 --> 02:06:46,760
你看,我现在肚子越来越大了

2564
02:06:47,880 --> 02:06:48,720
你以后不管做什么

2565
02:06:48,800 --> 02:06:50,160
我一定支持到底

2566
02:07:05,800 --> 02:07:06,680
扔掉它 欧巴

2567
02:07:07,280 --> 02:07:08,120
那个是玩具

2568
02:07:08,200 --> 02:07:09,560
一组六百九

2569
02:07:09,640 --> 02:07:10,840
我骗你们的啦

2570
02:07:16,560 --> 02:07:17,480
吓死我了

2571
02:07:17,560 --> 02:07:18,920
神经病 过分

2572
02:07:19,000 --> 02:07:20,320
你这个小妖精

2573
02:07:22,400 --> 02:07:23,920
我再也不会让你离开了

2574
02:07:24,000 --> 02:07:24,960
就算你要坐牢

2575
02:07:25,040 --> 02:07:26,920
我变性也和你一起进去

2576
02:07:28,360 --> 02:07:30,160
谁准你变性

2577
02:07:31,040 --> 02:07:31,880
那…

2578
02:07:31,960 --> 02:07:33,360
就算你,你想一起种田

2579
02:07:33,440 --> 02:07:34,440
我也愿意

2580
02:07:35,800 --> 02:07:37,200
(夙芬表示想生随时可以生)

2581
02:07:37,280 --> 02:07:38,200
(但是…)

2582
02:07:38,280 --> 02:07:39,080
所以呢

2583
02:07:39,160 --> 02:07:41,440
就跑去了面包店要买面包

2584
02:07:41,520 --> 02:07:42,480
结果呢

2585
02:07:42,560 --> 02:07:44,720
大猩猩就很开心说

2586
02:07:44,800 --> 02:07:46,760
欢迎光临

2587
02:07:48,880 --> 02:07:50,200
妈妈被吓一大跳

2588
02:07:50,280 --> 02:07:51,640
哎呦,怎么这么大声啊

2589
02:07:52,280 --> 02:07:53,280
跑走了

2590
02:07:53,360 --> 02:07:54,760
夙芬：镇定 继续讲我的…

2591
02:07:55,000 --> 02:07:56,040
我想吃面包

2592
02:07:56,440 --> 02:07:57,280
我也是

2593
02:07:57,360 --> 02:07:58,880
夙芬：乖乖听姐姐说好不好

2594
02:07:58,960 --> 02:08:00,080
妈妈说你是阿姨

2595
02:08:00,160 --> 02:08:01,200
夙芬：妈妈真爱开完笑

2596
02:08:01,280 --> 02:08:02,240
继续吵

2597
02:08:02,320 --> 02:08:03,800
我想吃草莓口味的

2598
02:08:03,880 --> 02:08:05,280
夙芬：太惊喜了
今天是榴梿口味的

2599
02:08:05,360 --> 02:08:06,880
夙芬：想吃的要排队喔

2600
02:08:06,960 --> 02:08:08,080
结果就是…

2601
02:08:08,400 --> 02:08:09,280
我要

2602
02:08:09,360 --> 02:08:10,160
给我

2603
02:08:10,480 --> 02:08:11,320
不要走

2604
02:08:11,400 --> 02:08:12,440
我们没吃到

2605
02:08:12,520 --> 02:08:14,120
夙芬：面包在那里

2606
02:08:14,200 --> 02:08:15,600
骗人 没礼貌

2607
02:08:15,680 --> 02:08:19,200
夙芬：欧麦尬 紧来走